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"I'm not here to talk about french fries." *closes tab*

and when he is an old man, he will pass it on to his grandson who will embark on a quest to destroy it by casting it into the fires of mount splooge

So that's why Patrick wouldn't let spongebob see the box

This is the male's equivalent of period blood painting.

Cumjar: Who are you? Cumbox: I'm you but stronger.

I had a choice between “4chan saves a cat” or “reddit cumbox” Why do I do this to myself

He tried to burn it... this feels like a horror movie in which the main character tries to rid himself of a demon but the demon overcomes it, even making it stronger. Who knew a cum box could gain so much power?

aside literally everything else the story about the dude who learned to trust women again was nice it was sweet

Im no psychic but I dont think you're getting any money off this video.

Geez, there's guys who easily dispose girlfriends like used napkins but this guy moves his box into a new apartment.

Dude the imaginary girlfriend story just made me heartbroken, poor guy. Having something like that happen when you're just developing can really fucked you up

Jesus christ the guy who were tricked into believing he had a gf straight up got PTSD from that traumatic experience

I feel bad for the imaginary girlfriend guy, kids who do shit like that to people prove to me that some are inherently evil

How is this monetized lmao

I just want to know what compelled him to use a box rather than the extremely obvious and easily disposable method of tissues…

"I flung poo into a hole in the wall" I genuinely thought that I wasn't going to read this sentence in my life time...

I love the fact that he tried to burn it, like it was some demonic artifact that had to be expunged from the earth.

Plot Twist: The "Wife" purposely left her journal out, easy to find, to see if he would care.

2:30 I actually remember reading the post made by OP. She told a story about how when she was in school (can't remember if it was high school or middle school) she had a friend that committed suicide. She said he called her before he did it and informed her of his intentions. She didn't think he was serious so she said something like "Ok, do it pussy", he then started crying and hung up. After he died his parents looked through his phone and saw that she was the last person he called. His parents thanked her as it brought them comfort that she was the last person he talked to, not knowing what she had actually said to him.

I spent 4 days in 2018 reading this thread. It'll really make you question everyone you've ever met or ever see. Also OP's link was to a confession that she blew off plans (or ignored?) her friend the night he killed himself

No one: Literally no one: Not a single soul in existence: KZfaq Algorithm: *C U M B O X*

What's this? *CumJar* is evolving? .... Congratulations, your *CumJar* evolved into a *CumBox!*

Ive been putting off watching this for over a year. Hit me with it

Horrid and unintentionally sublime. The love and hate the individual feels about himself and the box is similar to the portrait of Dorian Gray

i willingly clicked on this video.

"It wasn't planned or anything, it just happened." So was I.

This just had me yelling ‘throw that thing away’ with every picture and update 🤢

Hearing you criticize people who use the "aSk FoR nO sAlT oN yOuR fRiEs" hack made me instantly like the video

Someone stealing my diary: oooh boy now imma know your secrets 5 pages later: I'm not interested

Y'all use a box? I just use the carpet, shits like tile now

This man is an actual god. He creates an indestructible artifact bound to his soul such that he can never be rid of it, then impregnates the lifeless object with his disciplined seed to create life anew.

C.I.A level interrogation techniques wouldn't be able to get this information out of me.

Imagine the scent, it’ll smell like rotten milk and degeneracy.

The Box - Roddy Ricch (2019)

“Instead of a dead construction worker, it’s poop.” - Justin Whang

The Cumjar is the artifact of death, while this is the artifact of making life

I swear the funniest part of this story is how normal the guy is. He articulates it so matter of fact, not giving a weird excuse as to why he did it, just like "meh, was a thing that happened. meant to throw it out but didn't. Tried to burn it, didn't work. What can ye do?" lol. - Rock on, cumbox guy.

This is literally how you make some human/fungal hybrid SCP/cryptid, I'm sure of it

Watched this for the first time 4 years ago. This is my first revisit. I will see you in 6 years

honestly i was prepared to grimace throughout the whole video in disgust, but im really glad you showed the earlier stories, the one about the imaginary girlfriend, and the diary, were really cute! and yea the one about wall poo was disgusting but its more inherently funny great vid and naration

Me at 10:00 pm: I should probably go to sleep Me at 1 am: *C U M B O X*

Makes the people who keep their toenail clippings look straight up pedestrian

Big fan of this video. I'm listening to it right now as I'm eating breakfast. Nothing better to start my day with!

Wow I remember seeing this Reddit thread as it was posted, really takes me back

That one dude who was hurt very badly in grade 8, I feel bad for them. Their friends are legit assholes.

"He hates and loves the box, as he hates and loves himself" -- Magneto, the Return of the Box

Okay but I can actually relate to that fake girlfriend one. Went through multiple of the same issues but not a virtual boyfriend. I’d be told by one of the girls at school one of the popular boys liked me and wanted to meet me somewhere in the school. I’m fat and ugly so it brightened my spirits that one of the cuter guys like me. I’d show up and he and all his buddies would crowd around me and make fun of me. I’m extremely insecure about who I am, and unfortunately I haven’t found that special someone to give me any kind of faith yet, which actually worsens my insecurities and makes me think those bastards from school were right all along.

I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Omg. Dude said: "Please elaborate on this Cum Box" 😂😂😂

Tried to burn it, but didn't try to just throw it in the garbage. WTF.

When he said "kind of makes you feel fuzzy on the inside" I for sure thought the segway was gonna be "you know what else is fuzzy on the inside?"

5:03 Now this is the part that hurt on a spiritual level.

10:14 More like, "never could have expected this outCUM" ;) I'm willing to bet this is the guy from the driving and speeding video

This one's almost as legendary as the kid with the broken arms.

There's an entity stronger and more deprived than the cumjar????

Ok but that guy who got tricked in 8th grade was actually so sweet, I'm glad he was doing better

Sometimes when I see these things , something happens in my heart almost as if to say I need to leave

I must know the current status of this Unholy Artifact.

ACTUAL HOT FRIES LIFE HACK: You can just ask for fresh fries and they won't hate you. That's the real hack. Talking to people like they're people and not tools you have to manipulate

Imagine being a father to a mushroom

this content is too funny, liked and subscribed after this one thanks

This is one of those videos that makes you want to shower yourself afterwards and go outside for the day while leaving your phone at home.

U can unsalt the fries by throwing the fries back in the frier for 10 seconds. Burgerkinghacks

That box has probably grown into some Eldritch horror and is going to become president one day.

5:12 i feel bad that this is so relatable to me

okay the diary thing sounds like one of those cute-back-then-in-the-80s-but-creepy-now romcom

Still waiting for the poop sock and pee drawer videos.

The thumbnail legitimately made me wretch and shiver

That "fake girlfriend" one. Wow. That happened to ME when I was in middle school too. A friend made a fake AIM account as a joke. But that and the fact that girls were down right MEAN to me even all the way into high school, has made me afraid of women. And, even since then, ice known a lot of people (both guys and girls,) who seem very frivalous with their relationships and I'm afraid of getting cheated on.

Whang, I love your videos, but I hate you for reminding me of this. Edit: I feel like the OP's was about a construction company his family had or something?

I was immediately mesmerized about how unbelievably soft and pretty your hair looks in this vid

I’m glad 8th grade catfish kid got a happy ending.

Those wavey lines in the background make the video so much better

Is it just me or has Whang actually stopped aging since he got those immortality rings?

the KZfaq recommendation schedule is 6:00 A.M. to 8:00 P.M. - normal videos with an occasional exception 8:01 P.M. to 12:00 A.M. - prison documentaries and memes 12:01 A.M. to 5:59 A.M. - reddit cumbox

Just discovered this channel through this vid and u receive me with Castlevania music Gud

Your channel is so fascinatingly raunchy. Never before has a YT channel had such a power as to make me say "ew that's disgusting *click* " as this one. lol

The picture of that cursed object makes me cry real and actual tears while I reflect on how far humanity has strayed from the first humans,,,

The imaginary girlfriend story was so sad.

Me:I might watch some minecraft dream KZfaq: C U M B O X

Fukin love this channel

Ok that is really disgusting, but can we take a moment to appreciate his hair? It's seriously *beautiful*

Cum jar: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

Just recently found your channel and videos. Instantly hooked. I watched the Brazilian dream cast, then saw this video and HAD to click on it. 5:46 in, and I'm like thats fuckin STARTROPICS!!

People are just weird and disgusting. Even the ones we think are good normally vanilla people have something going on lol. I have a few stories for you ! First story I have is from a friend who fosters children. One child in particular was removed from her placement at my friends due to a lot of bad behaviour. She was bullying girls at school which caused a huge drama. She would go missing over the weekends as she would hang out with older boys. And instead of coming home she would stay there as suspected she was involved with taking drugs/alcohol and possibly underage sex. So after she left my friend was giving the room a good clean as she had to be ready for another child needing somewhere to stay. So anyways she is hoovering and finds a larger box that the girl had been using ……..to poop in, and it seemed to be happening from day one wtf ?? How do you explain that one to S/W. Ok so this one is about my ex partner. We lived together for years and he would come in from work and strip to his boxers and jump into bed for a snooze. He did a very physical job. And he would leave his clothes in a pile right next to the dirty washing basket. So I would lift his items up and separate him jacket and trousers as they were safety ones for work so they got washed only at certain times. So I would get to the socks and he would wear 3-4 pairs at a time as his boots were very tough, and they were always stiff and I just thought it was a lot of sweat and sometimes they would have a marks on them that were shiny. He was an arborist and o thought it was snails getting into his boots as he often would have spiders in them. So I would separate them and throw they in the basket lights v darks etc. This went on for a long long time and I thought nothing off it until …… I was cleaning the carpets manually and I was going under the bed as we had a very high iron bed, so I’m half way in and I noticed on his side there were a few balled up pairs of socks hidden under the slats. So I pulled them out and they were stiff and had that slug shiny marks on them. So finally the penny dropped………he was chugging off into the socks and then wiping himself “clean” using the outside and that is where the shiny “Slug” marks were coming from. And the worst of it was instead of him grabbing clean socks each day, instead he was grabbing his spunk socks from under the bed and dirty basket. I was gob smacked, I still am tbh lol. I had another incident sometime after that involved him having piles so I got him the cream that numbs it up. We were in the throws of passion and I’m not fully sure but his fingers ended up in my mouth and after 30s or so I realised that my throat and tongue was NUMB !! The dirty pig had been to the bathroom using his cream on his arsehole and never washed his hands so some of the cream and probably a little poop residue too. Needless to say that didn’t stay with him much longer than I needed to !!!!🤮😡

The opposite of french fries is jizz in a box. Good to know.

I died when he said "landing sites"

"We arent here to talk about french fries, very much the opposite." Fried french?

I honestly had no idea about that salt trick. I'm gonna try that next time thanks man.

“It doesn’t top what came in this thread” You didn’t say pun not intended...

Lets go Whang!!!You’ve been killing the vids lately buddy

Great video to watch while having lunch!

I remember finding this thread around the time it happened. You never forget.

"The Cumbox vs The Cumjar in this episode of epic rapbattles of history."

I really like these kinds of videos. A lot better than those robot voiceovers of top reddit posts, I actually really appreciate your commentary, research and thought you put into these "Tales from the internet" videos. Keep it up buddy!

4:28 ... I know how it feels. Pretty much the same thing happened to me in middle school. You don't realize how much you isolate yourself until there is no one around. Solitude feels normal.

bruh i started watching this video before sleeping now that i woke up this one started again and came full circle

I'm honestly surprised this was never posted to r/cursedimages to my memory.

Me eating trying to find a video to watch. KZfaq: CUMBOX

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