The Reddit Coconut Story - Tales From the Internet

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@robot596 3 жыл бұрын

“His coconut gun, fires in spurts”

@blanchfor 3 жыл бұрын

He ded

@tyfleur 3 жыл бұрын

@@blanchfor And then there's Chunky

@ponikoTV 3 жыл бұрын

Yay pinned coment 😄

@k2a2l2 3 жыл бұрын

bruh

@kordru 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god 😂

@Wendigoon 3 жыл бұрын

Whang, I love you, but good lord man

@MF_JACK 3 жыл бұрын

Hey, love your vids.

@giryerume1709 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the potato chip analogy was too much

@DigitalEWhore 2 жыл бұрын

Hey dad

@corporalkills 2 жыл бұрын

Oh hey, wendigoon! Enjoying your work

@63zf50 2 жыл бұрын

Hi dad

@Ominous_Bambi 2 жыл бұрын

The moment you said like “fat bloated flies” my brain was like “omg he got the flies pregnant?!”

@brakistroier 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he could have

@Supertimegamingify 2 жыл бұрын

@@brakistroier don't fink so

@indigowendigo8165 2 жыл бұрын

That gives me uncomfortable Blowfly Girl vibes. :p Like, if she was the one getting impregnated by flies or something though...

@kayagorzan 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, no thank you, I do not like that thought at all

@KnightEnjoyer69 2 жыл бұрын

That's would be even more cursed

@TheKenchanx 2 жыл бұрын

This brings new meaning to "coconut cream pie".

@DarkLightCrimeVault 9 ай бұрын

Y you do dis 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

@Just_A_Guy_Here. 7 ай бұрын

Pre cocunut water, condensed coconut milk, hmm...

@Homodemon 6 ай бұрын

As DK once said; "I'll shower you with coconut cream pies"

@mrtrollnator123 4 ай бұрын

I ain't never eating coconuts again 💀💀💀💀

@diegomedina9637 3 ай бұрын

@@mrtrollnator123But you ate them before. Who's to say they weren't filled with thick and creamy coconut cream? ;)

@Indigo_Gaming 3 жыл бұрын

"Cockbleed" sounds like a great Death Metal band name. "Christian mothers should be wary of Cockbleed."

@theshadowyparasite9448 3 жыл бұрын

I think Cannibal Corpse already took that idea with "I Cum Blood."

@JustinWhangYt 3 жыл бұрын

Made me think of Illbleed

@sphinx2077 3 жыл бұрын

@@theshadowyparasite9448 what's your pfp from? it looks familiar

@theshadowyparasite9448 3 жыл бұрын

@@sphinx2077 Reaper: Tale of a Pale Swordsman

@theshadowyparasite9448 3 жыл бұрын

@@jameskazd9951 If the titles of Cannibal Corpse songs describe me I have alot more to worry about than blood coming out of my dick.

@pelago_ 2 жыл бұрын

"The old loads became the new lube" I'm done

@FleshWizard69420 2 жыл бұрын

Coconut with extra n u t

@kankeydong2500 2 жыл бұрын

gotta put the *nut* in the *coconut* , amirite?

@InsanoBinLooney 2 жыл бұрын

What a missed opportunity. He should have corked it and put it back on the tree.

@bingushead3491 2 жыл бұрын

@InsanoBinLooney LMAO

@caramelvictim193 2 жыл бұрын

This why y'all have stds

@omgbrbcatsonfire7658 2 жыл бұрын

Of all the things I've heard in your videos, the chip dip thing was by far the most horrifying. I audibly groaned and then asked my wife "Did you hear that shit?" and as I looked over at her, her face displayed the repulsion I felt. We're both veterans of the early internet, the Wild West days, and you managed to shock us. Bravo.

@ca66agepatchk1d 3 ай бұрын

yeah i'm gonna have to say that made me feel more mentally violated and disturbed than the story itself

@nextcaesargaming5469 3 ай бұрын

It's the little things that get you. I've read through the Jolly Rancher Story, Swamps of Dagobah, the people melting to their seats, I've watched countless hours of war footage and Liveleak, ect. The works. That simple little chew the chip to make the next chips dip thing got me outta left field and was one of the worst things I've ever heard. Definitely not THE worst, not even a longshot, but still immensely heinous.

@kiWi-zv8vr 10 ай бұрын

I physically recoiled when he mentioned a maggot crawling out of his urethra

@garbageboystinkman 2 жыл бұрын

“be wary of cockbleed” sounds like a tip you’d read on a dark souls loading screen

@jakezepeda1267 2 жыл бұрын

Or a message left on the ground.

@PxllWav 2 жыл бұрын

This keeps coming back to me at random times please 😭

@witchcat8086 2 жыл бұрын

@@jakezepeda1267 you know I feel like this has 100% happened already

@gomble9283 2 жыл бұрын

"goddamnit which mod did i forget to uninstall"

@LowIntSpecimen 2 жыл бұрын

@@jakezepeda1267 "try tongue but hole" energy

@MK_ULTRA420 3 жыл бұрын

He was feeding an entire swarm of flies with his coom. Does that make him the Lord of the Flies?

@BornRemaining 2 жыл бұрын

Father of Flies, at the very least.

@them. 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he completely destroyed that coconut like that rock completely destroyed that fat kid, so

@kineticraptor3318 2 жыл бұрын

That makes him a hive lord

@Volundur9567 2 жыл бұрын

Nurgle vibes

@reinjouke9743 2 жыл бұрын

Lord of the flies would be fucking a boars head

@joshuaperry4112 2 жыл бұрын

"Be wary of Cockbleed" sounds like a dropped title for an RL Stine book.

@kalebreed6363 2 жыл бұрын

R rated goosebumps?

@mkv2718 2 жыл бұрын

@@kalebreed6363 are those like being “ribbed for her pleasure?” ...i guess those would be x rated goosebumps. of course, if they’re down there, it’s less likely to be goosebumps and more like herpes 🤷‍♂️

@notanicenamebutlovesrockan9265 2 жыл бұрын

I love the Amigara Fault reference, you truly are a man of culture.

@The_Fat_Turtle 2 жыл бұрын

The TIFU subreddit having a strict "NO COCONUTS" rule still makes me laugh to this day when I think about it. The subreddit really did devolve into mostly coconut related stories after this story spread wide enough.

@liminality8791 2 жыл бұрын

They must have removed it

@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia Жыл бұрын

Oh yes TIFU: where 99% of the content is literal porn videos transcripted to text, and the rest 1% is either fake or not a tifu at all

@elizabethbuczkowski7188 Ай бұрын

There’s now an entire subreddit dedicated to fucking food.

@pogunguskingofthemilk9529 5 күн бұрын

@elizabethbuczkowski7188 what's it called?

@Frenchy_47 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like these continuous experiments by shooting a load into foods and jars is gonna end up creating a Homunculus one day.

@Gokira666 2 жыл бұрын

shoutout to the vids of a guy growing a homunculus by injecting his cum into chicken eggs... that the internet thought was real for a few days

@hayleinope8873 2 жыл бұрын

@@Gokira666 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who remembers that video.

@choux8372 2 жыл бұрын

@@Gokira666 shout-out to ScareTheater for testing the theory

@mongrel_97 2 жыл бұрын

yeah, you. LELELELLOLOLOLOL DESTROYED

@Frenchy_47 2 жыл бұрын

@@Gokira666 remember when he said it spat acid at him

@zamboslambo5243 2 жыл бұрын

Never thought I would hear the phrase "not alone in his coconut fuckery" but what else could I expect from this historical channel

@GlassesnMouthplates 2 жыл бұрын

I somehow find the analogy of spitting a chewed potato chip onto another potato chip as a dip more terrifying than the story of the Cumconut.

@40088922 2 жыл бұрын

I think the worst part was the guy "peeing" a maggot, the rest was more or less the expected amount of gross

@TransRoofKorean 2 жыл бұрын

that's exactly the part that made me think it might have been totally made up -- not that I think it's impossible, but it seems like you stick it in, feel it moving, pull out, and you're going to be cleaning yourself off so fast none of the maggots would figure out they even wanted to investigate there yet it's far more plausible to me that the guy was inspired by the redditor 7 months early who made the guide to do a LARPing story about it

@HappyBeezerStudios 2 жыл бұрын

That is why you don't take a piss before. Have something to flush the plumbing afterwards.

@dr.altoclef9255 Жыл бұрын

@@TransRoofKorean We’d assume but…maybe this guy was REALLY into it…and it took him a little bit to notice… Depending on the type of larvae they can be fast little buggers. Biology can be enlightening but also you will see a lot of squirming larvae. A lot.

@six-uu5ys Жыл бұрын

The very idea of a maggot wiggling around in my urethra is a fucking nightmare, I don't think I could continue living after that

@IWatchedTheWorldBurn 3 жыл бұрын

Somehow the potato chip analogy was far more unsettling to me than the actual topic being discussed. Subbed

@Jvk1166z 2 жыл бұрын

audibly gagged at the thought

@linkb00bz 2 жыл бұрын

me too i ran straight to thee comments hoping i wasnt the only one who though it was wack

@samtheman123 2 жыл бұрын

What’s worse is that I actually used to do that

@drywallmaster656 2 жыл бұрын

@@samtheman123 I used to do it with Cheezits when I was young

@IWatchedTheWorldBurn 2 жыл бұрын

@@drywallmaster656 I'm fairly certain that's illegal.

@JVVillabroza 2 жыл бұрын

I thoroughly expected the guy to return the coconut, then his mom finds it and prepares it for dinner. Man, I can't decide whether that would have been a better or worse outcome than what actually happened JEEZ.

@DoratTheKiller Жыл бұрын

It would have been better. *SO. MUCH. BETTER.*

@Mrs.Self.Distruct Жыл бұрын

That's exactly where my mind went as the worst possible scenario and then how wrong I was...how..wrong..

@Episodic_Mania 10 ай бұрын

Bruh That Clearly Would've Been Worse, Fym

@captainpalsy2092 9 ай бұрын

You meant JIZZ😂

@AmazingRebel23 2 ай бұрын

Didnt that happen in the story that was in Playboy with a carrot at least 11 years ago? I heard about it back when Reddit was actually good

@thesisterfister2984 2 жыл бұрын

7:38 sir this is a Wendy’s

@ytoob_smorhc 3 жыл бұрын

Blowfly Girl would've loved this story

@InkfinityOkamix3 3 жыл бұрын

Blowfly Girl and the Coconutter. Would’ve made a great couple.

@localmenace3043 3 жыл бұрын

A match made in hell.

@sussybaka119 3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@caesaropapismno9245 3 жыл бұрын

I ship it

@shannond1511 3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same shit!

@bigdog9211 3 жыл бұрын

"Be wary of cockbleed" is just a good advice for life in general.

@cuckhead8975 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a message from Darksouls

@johnross5098 3 жыл бұрын

@@cuckhead8975 ha ha noooo. It actually does 😭

@BornRemaining 2 жыл бұрын

Wise words coming from the ultimate mushroom of pain.

@thedemonslayer51 2 жыл бұрын

"be wary of cockbleed" is something I'd see in a dark souls rip-off.

@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 жыл бұрын

Dark Holes

@TeamStevers 2 жыл бұрын

The production value and comical timing is getting so great.

@himanchywatchesvideos7826 3 жыл бұрын

Any time a title starts with “The Reddit” and ends with “Story - Tales from the Internet”, you’re in for something special

@NuclearTopSpot 3 жыл бұрын

Cant wait for the ''You thought the shoebox was bad? My cousin's neighbor has been shooting it into these boxers for 7 years'' or ''The janitor pulled out his keys and unlocked the door slowley. Shit. The room stunk like the waterways of Mumbai'' Maybe the ''At my 20th birthday party a guy puked in the jungle juice, but we didn't find out until the next day''? Reddit is a magical place

@vistagreat9994 3 жыл бұрын

"The Reddit Story - Tales from the Internet"

@fuk1313fut 2 жыл бұрын

paused at the add, im gone, enjoi steve aokis health tracker

@AleK0451 2 жыл бұрын

i see worse shit on 4chan but somehow the way reddit presents these stories makes them so much more sickening

@fuk1313fut 2 жыл бұрын

because its made up duh

@dbensdrawinvids8390 2 жыл бұрын

"I understand the train of logic that made a man f-ck a coconut." "Everyone spits chewed potato chip onto the next chip, right?" Justin, buddy, we need to talk.

@Dom-rc8dj 2 жыл бұрын

An astronomical bruh moment...

@andreibaciu7518 2 жыл бұрын

i used to suck on the tips of cheetos and weld them together into stickmen and then pretend i'm godzilla and eat them

@TheOrangVegetal 2 жыл бұрын

@@andreibaciu7518 okay but that actually sounds like something fun

@saintessa 2 жыл бұрын

Never heard of it and I already feel neauseaus today, what did I get into?!

@Gokira666 2 жыл бұрын

a true Your Experiences Are Not Universal! moment

@mynamejeffxdddd7851 2 жыл бұрын

Hey whang that chewed chip spit dip thing made me even more sick than the whole cumconut story. Good job

@Communissimo 2 жыл бұрын

Whang, I just wanted you to know that your inclusion of a sound effect at 2:20 was (and is still being) greatly appreciated, I dont know why but I've replayed it multiple times

@maskofthedragon 2 жыл бұрын

As the Ancient Hawaiian's used to say "Never drink from a coconut you find in the dark"

@Pinnaporaptor 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Tito

@shywilliams1719 2 жыл бұрын

@knightwing5169 2 жыл бұрын

Wait, really?

@qook1543 2 жыл бұрын

@@Pinnaporaptor Wait. Tito as in "Rocket power" Tito?

@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 жыл бұрын

That's some sage-ass fucking advice, you never know what kind of foul things have happened to it.

@cheesecakelasagna 2 жыл бұрын

This one Filipino novelty song, Da Coconut Nut, hits different now after this. _"The coconut nut is a giant nut_ _If you eat too much, you'll get very fat_ _Now, the coconut nut is a big-big nut_ _But it's delicious nut is not a nut"_

@buuqioyluvsizumireina 2 жыл бұрын

IM THINKING THE SAME THING

@laserfliptoboneless 2 жыл бұрын

It's the Coco fruit, From the Coco tree, From the Coco palm family La la la la la

@zombiegone2073 2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I had zero idea this was a Filipino song, it was always common around here among (mostly) white children, happy to know this now

@jordanjordan124 2 жыл бұрын

Take my like and go away…

@therealboomshlamian700 2 жыл бұрын

Oh gosh lol

@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs Жыл бұрын

I love the little ice-creams you get in half a coconut shell they have in Indian restaurants sometimes 😋😋😋

@_cabbs_7304 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing beats the pringlecan, 2 sponges, and a rubber glove fleshlight

@ihavetowait90daystochangem67 3 жыл бұрын

This is the same coconut that’s holding the entire TF2 database

@CsarZero 3 жыл бұрын

MAGGOTS!

@Infomaniac_Moment 3 жыл бұрын

except that's not true

@player2763 3 жыл бұрын

hi king

@bluecheesefactory 3 жыл бұрын

There's also a load bearing cow

@Skelosk 3 жыл бұрын

It became self-aware

@Absolutely_Nobody 3 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see what awful thing someone is going to do with a coconut.

@seroratites9005 3 жыл бұрын

Same man like when I saw the title I was like what fuck up thing is going to happen

@ponikoTV 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah..... 😟

@kordru 3 жыл бұрын

I regret my view of this video

@alphalax7747 3 жыл бұрын

Dont see the thumbnail

@ponikoTV 3 жыл бұрын

@@alphalax7747 to late.....

@talade5556 7 ай бұрын

"Beware of Cockbleed" That sounds like some gamertag for a pvp pro to stay away from

@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 9 ай бұрын

He be gangsta till the flies ask for child support

@ViloniousTV 3 жыл бұрын

Oh god I remember watching this one happen live. This tale truly holds a special place in my heart.

@Rukalin 3 жыл бұрын

You were watching him do it? That's fucked up

@rickjames7615 3 жыл бұрын

I bet you never look at an almond joy the same way again.

@maximus1023 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds pretty hot

@krillianlastrange4886 3 жыл бұрын

There were endless memes and references for months afterwards.

@sm_liam5279 3 жыл бұрын

i also remember reading this when it came out... i wish i could’ve forgotten lmao

@MrMetropolis 3 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity to call it the CocoNUT

@mansronnlund9011 3 жыл бұрын

the CUMcoNUT

@viscountrainbows6452 3 жыл бұрын

*angrily throws hat on the ground*

@NUFIGHTER 3 жыл бұрын

Also missed the fact that this video was sponsored. Instead of NOOM, it should've been COOM, amirite? 😏

@speedwagoncito 3 жыл бұрын

Not entirely. One of the guides shown in the video mentioned something about "Coco-nutting" on it's title

@Miracleman227 2 жыл бұрын

The CUMshotNUT

@xxxenaaa1993 2 жыл бұрын

5:50 I suppressed that part of my childhood so successfully up until this point . Thank You whang for reintroducing that to my psyche

@Yoroiful 11 ай бұрын

The Amigara reference was so accurate yet unexpected I couldn't help but chuckle.

@feena9241 2 жыл бұрын

A wet, dark and protected little cave like the inside of a coconut on a humid summer day seems like the perfect breeding ground for all kinds of insects, it's absolutely beyond me how someone could just leave that laying around. Guess the horny was stronger then reason and logic lmao

@HappyBeezerStudios 2 жыл бұрын

I had it before that something fell behind the counter. It's disgusting. Imagining doing that on purpose, without gloves, mixing the soup with your weiner .... no thanks

@satan1841 2 жыл бұрын

I dont know where but there was a story very similar to this but a guy jizzed into a soda can and accidentally drank it

@mildly_miffed_man1414 2 жыл бұрын

@@satan1841 Wasn’t it a big gulp slushie or something?

@satan1841 2 жыл бұрын

@@mildly_miffed_man1414 yes that's it

@mildly_miffed_man1414 2 жыл бұрын

@@satan1841 Didn’t he also do it in a parking lot while waiting for his parents to come back with groceries or am I mixing that story up with a different one?

@doujinrocknroller 3 жыл бұрын

Sees hole in coconut: "This hole was made for me"

@rubyy.7374 3 жыл бұрын

I hate this 😂

@princeapoopoo5787 3 жыл бұрын

Oh nooooooooooooo

@quietlyscreaming4513 3 жыл бұрын

Amigara fault?

@zewasplays 3 жыл бұрын

He literally makes this joke in the video

@viscountrainbows6452 3 жыл бұрын

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

@The_Results Жыл бұрын

5:12 Thanks For Referencing My All Time Best Comfort Film Whang!

@calebklingerman7902 Жыл бұрын

6:54 I’ve reached the point where I can see how this is going to end up, and I don’t want to continue… but I have to know

@gtsavestheday6569 3 жыл бұрын

I found the chewed chip spit dip to be the most offensive and unnerving part of this episode. I was expecting everything besides that.

@braidena1633 3 жыл бұрын

Apparently this is a thing people do? Oof

@Blablablablabla392 3 жыл бұрын

Then I am your worst nightmare lol, I always do that with my chips

@gtsavestheday6569 3 жыл бұрын

@@Blablablablabla392 friended, unfriended, blocked, banned, deleted. Recorded and reported. Don’t ever speak to me or my son again.

@shannond1511 3 жыл бұрын

In pretty sure everyone is commenting this and thinks its unique.

@gtsavestheday6569 3 жыл бұрын

@@shannond1511 do you think you’re unique for pointing out my mundanity?

@calciumnitro7693 3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of that 4Chan greentext about this guy who bought a “personal watermelon”, that he then fucked and buried. That watermelon then grew, and his family came over and ate it, and he was the only one who knew.

@Wutz_ 2 жыл бұрын

bro WHAT

@sergiorubens8475 2 жыл бұрын

……….

@gaius9662 2 жыл бұрын

His family ate his children

@joshstraub6972 2 жыл бұрын

@@gaius9662 OMG

@UnknownOps 2 жыл бұрын

"Father save me! Why is my Auntie and Grandma eating me?"

@changednamelit 6 ай бұрын

Oh man i remember reading this TIFU on reddit. It was glorious. Never expected it to become so widespread but seeing other people's first time reaction is as good as reading it the first time.

@fuckinglegend6223 2 жыл бұрын

7:16 i almost puked😭

@melhope 2 жыл бұрын

"This video is sponsored by Noom." 'Cause you're sure as hell going to lose your appetite when you hear what this guy did to food.

@jaxblonk5127 2 жыл бұрын

I made the mistake of watching this one, despite having heard the story and knowing more or less how cursed it is, right after eating a nice ruben from McAlister's. I am truly my own worst enemy.

@josephlinden1630 Жыл бұрын

This video was made by coom

@userjb1yb5yq3t 2 жыл бұрын

I only heard a part of the story I didn’t know he fucking blasted the thing against the wall, Jesus.

@HappyBeezerStudios 2 жыл бұрын

It would take quite a hot load to blast it against the wall

@NickyNightHawk Жыл бұрын

Love the Toe jam & Earl reference lol had it as a kid on Genesis.. badass

@Cyclobomber Жыл бұрын

Part of this reminds me so much of Palahniuk's infamous "Guts" that it's really unnerving.

@0veson 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like "The Coconut-er" is as missed opportunity here.

@andreibaciu7518 2 жыл бұрын

that or Cock-o-nut

@michealpersicko9531 2 жыл бұрын

@@andreibaciu7518 Cocumnut

@definitelynotbrucewayne9899 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a simple man. I see a Whang video; I throw up and cry myself to sleep.

@GraHaz 2 жыл бұрын

Painfully accurate 😁

@Randarrradara 2 жыл бұрын

We've all gathered here to fuck our minds up

@danbrown3777 2 жыл бұрын

excellent content Whang! been really enjoying your videos. subbed

@lemonIn3D 4 ай бұрын

Lmao love the "audio jungle" in the intro. Great video man

@kingskelly7260 2 жыл бұрын

Whang at this point you need a playlist called “Welcome to the Cumzone”, it’ll be a bit like running the gauntlet.

@Brandon_Brando 2 жыл бұрын

With the cum jar at the end. seriously that thumbnail just makes me gag I'm not watching that video

@TheBfutgreg 2 жыл бұрын

"Pressure cook my greasy balls"

@pathorn9184 2 жыл бұрын

C U M V E R S E

@TvTrollByIvy 2 жыл бұрын

Or "Picturesc sexual encounters"... after all, the Jolly rancher story and Blowfly Girl have to be accounted for.

@octopuslove9703 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he has the Gross playlist

@stackflow343 2 жыл бұрын

The horrors Wilson must have witnessed during Castaway

@HappyBeezerStudios 2 жыл бұрын

Makes one think different about the relationship on the island. Wilson wasn't his buddy but his wife

@im19ice3 2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@illegalprogram 5 ай бұрын

4:50 I did not need all of these comical sound effects sir holy crap lol

@DumbFishes 8 ай бұрын

Coconut has milk and hair, it's the closest thing to a mammal

@shigeon2668 3 жыл бұрын

you know it’s gonna be a banger vid when the title starts with “the reddit”

@GibleKazam 3 жыл бұрын

It’s insane how Noom sponsored you to talk about coconut maggots

@bnashee Жыл бұрын

they knew nobody would be eating after this

@kenwaldron8548 Жыл бұрын

I love this channel. I learn new vocabulary every time. Coconut …kery. Love it

@sleepysmartboy6287 11 ай бұрын

I did the chip thing so much as a child why'd you bring back those memories

@AnoyingOnline 3 жыл бұрын

I cannot imagine a more iconic line than “be wary of cockbleed”

@EckhartsLadder 3 жыл бұрын

There are a bunch of new people who are being introduced to Whang’s channel with this video. I’m this will be their first exposure. I think that’s beautiful. This video almost made me gag lmao.

@kindledninja 2 жыл бұрын

This made you gag? Weak.

@chuckeescircus4855 2 жыл бұрын

everyone has their first whang video, it's like an initiation of filth on the internet

@dieggoo211 2 жыл бұрын

As a long time fan of your Chanel I can tell this is pure gold

@viktordickinson7844 2 жыл бұрын

How? It's not any more popular than most of the other uploads

@viktordickinson7844 2 жыл бұрын

@@chuckeescircus4855 back in my day you'd just get sent a video of a guy fucking a corpse with the title Doom2.exe

@ponyboycurtis506 24 күн бұрын

I remember reading this story when it was posted. How time flies.

@OkinoMuse 2 жыл бұрын

I think the "spitting chip on the next chip" made the whole thing even worse

@annacoleman2544 2 жыл бұрын

Man, I love everything Whang does. It feels like I'm a little kid again and I'm listening to my friends on the playground talk about disgusting things they found on the internet in the early 2000s

@nintonintendo1 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, after all, we are the kids of what was called the "gross generation" with a lot of gross related toys, cartoons and stuff

@dr.altoclef9255 Жыл бұрын

I knew a kid like that. He would eat ants and also said his mom knew Tony Hawk. It was a simpler time in life.

@trippyinsomniac3667 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched a lot of Whang videos but this is the one that made me gag the most violently

@LaurenSchraderMusic 2 жыл бұрын

Love the Hotel Delfino music in the background

@WobblesandBean 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that he refused to answer basic questions like "how did the smell not clue you in the last time" or "how did your parents not discover you cleaning it up" is pretty telling about the story's veracity. Lots of people in the AMA asked him to specify if he was home alone when the.... "conclusion" occurred, but he ignored all of them. Typically that means it's a total lie, and OP wasn't smart enough to think of a decent excuse to hand wave away that particular plot hole.

@vangoghho9542 3 жыл бұрын

I haven't heard of this story before, going in blind, pray for me. Update: no prayers were enough.

@FlyXcur 3 жыл бұрын

I was eating during this video suddenly my appetite was gone as soon as I realized....

@piranhasaurusrex 3 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid...I'm doing it anyway tho

@kokorolex 2 жыл бұрын

The sound effects makes this video in art masterpiece

@bankrupt_batman 2 жыл бұрын

This is the first video I've seen of yours and now I'm a subscriber.

@FranzFartinand 3 жыл бұрын

What kind of sociopath spits up chewed chips for "dip" Edit: people who lick the flavor off chips and throw them away are the scourge of the earth and should be burned.

@MakkaPakka7999 3 жыл бұрын

Good sociopaths

@Dinobattleman2999 3 жыл бұрын

Birds

@localmenace3043 3 жыл бұрын

I used to do that as a kid, except I’d just spit out chewed cracker on another cracker.

@jonnnnniej 3 жыл бұрын

I never heard of someone doing that and I physically shivered a little. But I'm the kind of person who licks off all the chips and throws away the soft left over potato chips

@aaa5126 3 жыл бұрын

@@localmenace3043 glad to know I wasnt the only one who used to do that XD

@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 3 жыл бұрын

Gilligan's Island was more risque than I remember.

@frostytheiceberg1127 2 жыл бұрын

Listen here ya lil shi-

@stupidass69420 2 жыл бұрын

NOOOO-

@honeydew2024 11 ай бұрын

the sound effects make this better LMAO

@NomadHairline 2 жыл бұрын

I've trespassed onto many properties that have signs that say "beware of dog" or "trespassers will be blah blah blah" for shortcuts around town. But had any single one of those signs said "be wary of cockbleed" my legs would be far more toned today.

@grindFish 2 жыл бұрын

"everyone does that right?" narrator: "nobody does that"

@sircompliments5380 3 жыл бұрын

FINALLY another reddit story. The best of their kind.

@Mike-739 3 жыл бұрын

to me its even crazier knowing i watched it unfold first-hand

@user-uo8ny1kj4c 2 жыл бұрын

the coomer platform

@sircompliments5380 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-uo8ny1kj4c Of grime and degeneration come stories to be told for centuries.

@blueberryboy1167 2 жыл бұрын

I too, spit up chewed potato chip and put it onto a new potato chip, then place another chip on top of it. Potato chip sandwich

@danielmichaelfleiss2141 8 ай бұрын

Whang! you be posting some weird funny stuff, and I love it! Keep up the good work! You are a legend!

@Rammni 3 жыл бұрын

Is this the story where he doesn’t clean the coconut for a week so maggots show up in there? Edit: Oh my god

@sunniwithani 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, another Reddit post I will never be able to forget

@St4r_Z0mb13 3 жыл бұрын

spoilers

@shannond1511 3 жыл бұрын

The worst is when you read the comments before finishing the video and you find out something awful.

@dboot8886 2 жыл бұрын

Play the lottery. Now.

@princessdisorder63 2 жыл бұрын

This is somehow worse than the mlp cumjar series.

@alexniklaus6216 3 жыл бұрын

call me crazy, but i think that this event is historically significant to internet history.

@kaiserhundkek2531 3 жыл бұрын

It indeed is.

@teiyaga4811 2 жыл бұрын

It teach us all a lesson.

@mixedberry_juicebox 10 ай бұрын

you said that potato chip thing around 6 minutes and kind of glad im not alone in that boat

@onlyknows8706 Жыл бұрын

my god, this gave me chills wtf

@ingloriousMachina 3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure half of the stories on the internet is people fuc.king things they're not supposed to.

@edgaranalhoe7678 3 жыл бұрын

I mean...it was always the case. We got aids because some horny mf fricked a poor monke

@FitzPenn 2 жыл бұрын

@@edgaranalhoe7678 they took return to monke a little to literally

@marquezharris619 2 жыл бұрын

Well, what else are you supposed to F***? Some people cant get fleshlights

@ingloriousMachina 2 жыл бұрын

@@marquezharris619 Something that's easy to clean and won't rot-

@marquezharris619 2 жыл бұрын

@@ingloriousMachina sex toys are banned in some countries like australia and mexico

@krillianlastrange4886 3 жыл бұрын

You're killing it with the sound effects on this episode. And by "it" I mean my will to live.

@cloudyloudy9278 Жыл бұрын

I heard about this story like a few months ago and seeing the thumbnail just reminded me about it and i hate it very much thanks whang!

@Hana.Behl-Lecter 2 жыл бұрын

I love that there are actually companies that will sponsor this shit. Makes me happy.

@thomasdevlin5825 2 жыл бұрын

"It's like that thing where you shew up a potato chip, then you spit it out onto a new potato chip so it's like you made your own dip" How is that more disgusting than the story in the background?

@killysnowsw 2 жыл бұрын

i used to actually do that tho 😭

@jayneboatis6494 3 жыл бұрын

My brain is broken i literally laughed at the audiojungle watermark at 0:40

@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 3 жыл бұрын

AA EE OO

@taffyistrashy 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@ameliamae9227 2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love the Little Monsters reference!!!! That was my favorite movie when I was younger!!!! I was so in love with Fred Savage!!!

@Saskidan 2 жыл бұрын

Love how you threw in the Earthbound battle track at the gross part 🌎

@comicbookguy2326 3 жыл бұрын

I mean coconut has milk inside it so it was pretty much asking for it

@___pollene2534 3 жыл бұрын

hehe coconut titty

@CaveyMoth 3 жыл бұрын

Haha, nut milk

@ianmacfarlane1241 3 жыл бұрын

Water, not milk. Coconut 'milk' is made by soaking finely grated coconut flesh in hot water, before being squeezed through cheesecloth.

@comicbookguy2326 3 жыл бұрын

@@ianmacfarlane1241 bruh, just let me have this one

@ianmacfarlane1241 3 жыл бұрын

@@comicbookguy2326 okay, a coconut has milk.

@loganrepasky3652 3 жыл бұрын

You should do a video on the origins of the Original jeff the Killer picture. The writer of the creepypasta claims he made it but theres evidence hes lying.

@dmitryboardman9762 3 жыл бұрын

Goose Boose has already covered it pretty well. I like Whang a lot, but unless anything new has come out recently, I don't see what else there is to say.

@_plg 3 жыл бұрын

Which writer, the "acid" one?

@agata6337 3 жыл бұрын

@@dmitryboardman9762 true

@Minchken 3 жыл бұрын

@@dmitryboardman9762 Yeah we all know it was a photoshop of katy robinson!

@dmitryboardman9762 3 жыл бұрын

@@Minchken Actually, the video I referenced examined that. Katy wasn't even the name of the person in the picture and the story wasn't real, and the picture may not even be the original Jeff photo.