SCP 001 The Emperor's Spooky Things

Wearing slick, black, Allarus terminator Armour is just as erogoneous as wearing nothing at all.

So that's what uh... "Kitten" Went into the "basement" for.

Breach containment? *SCP FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY*

"The small orange slime entity is still here." "Yeah, it love these sugars discs. It's not going anywhere."

*Imagining the Emperor finding a still working Foundation containment site is making me happy in a non-canon way*

SCPF: Exists Games Workshop: WE NEED THIS

Its where GW keeps employee's that mention they should do sales like other companies.

Shadowkeepers: "Some THINGS have escaped the Dark Cells!" Captain-General: "(sighs) Why did we put those in the same building as the Emperor. OK. Don't panic. We must -" Shadowkeepers: "ROAD TRIP!" From a vox file archived near the Dark Cells, of the Mad Primarch, Konrad Curze, delivered to the palace by unknown means. "The Glorious Golden One keeps a bunch of forbidden tech just under His feet. That's Dad, putting the most dangerous crap in the galaxy right down the stairs from where He sleeps. Such a great planner. I always wanted to see what the cogboys would do if you left them in a room with a sample, but only because I always wanted an excuse to rip apart a cogboy for the lolz. Closest though was talking about it with Magnus. Those horns on his chest suddenly got more upright when I brought up the subject. I had to take a step back as I considered killing him. Some things are just too freaky, y'know."

The dark cells are [REDACTED]

*Addendum* : I made a slight error regarding the number of Blackstone Fortresses that Abaddon captured. While it was his _intention_ to capture all six, he only succeeded in capturing about 3-4 of them. Apologies for the confusion.

After recently posted videos, I initially misread the title as “The Secret Mission of the Shadowkittens” 🤦‍♂️

So The Foundation survived into m40s ? Good to know .

And we're here for you, Captain-General. 😎

The SCP in the Warhammer 40k Universe.

They found a voicebox that might be compatible with the golden throne

It could be that those pylons on Cadia were not built to push back the warp, but instead to contain something trapped inside the planet itself.

>90+% of comments “so SCP essentially?” >4% memes and stuff

So essentially the Shadowkeepers and the eldritch horror’s that are in the dark cells are a combination of both The SCP Foundation and The Cthulhu Mythos.

Their secret mission is to find the perfect oil for their already lubricated abs.

The real mission of the Shadowkeepers is secure anything remains of the blackstone fortress before be "reclame" by the Blood Ravens

I just read Auric Gods. The dark cells are an interesting concept, although they never explain how an inanimate artefact "escaped" the Black Vault.

I like the image of the custodies sneaking a black stone fortress into the imperial palace

It says alot that even Custodes are afraid

Custodes: We gonna get some Blackstone Fortress salvage! Our skills are unparalleled! Blood Ravens: Hold our bolters! We're gonna end the Custodes' career.

"Love is a strange thing, dude"

The real secret mission is to console Kitten’s broken heart after Shadowsun left him.

I see the Foundation got some Ground Marines

The real secret is how they look so good in that armor of theirs ~

Wearing Black, Gold-trimmed Allarus Terminator armor is just as erogenous as wearing... nothing at all 😎

NO STEP ON SNEK! CADIA STANDS!

Just wanted to say I really enjoy and appreciate all of your videos, some of the things i knew already but many of the things i didn't know and i'm quite the wiki nerd 8-D, thank you for what you do and keep being amazing!

So they keep some SCP level stuff in the dark-cells?

The planet broke before the Guard. The Emperor Protects.

how much we wanna bet some of those 'unspeakable entities' are actually copies of 90s pop music?

1st mission: Keep the nulin oil from spilling 2nd mission: Find out how kitten is making shadowsun’s forehead sore

So basiclly the SCP foundation

Question: On a scale of knowing secret shit. Who is higher, A grey knight or Custodes

Remleiz, I just wanted to thank you for thetime and effort you put into these videos. You put out at least 2 full-length vids and they are quite in depth. The best part is that you're not for sale when it comes to advertisers. We're hit with enough ads as it is. Thank you.

Warhammer 40k SCP...I’ll be damned

I love the shadow keepers best custodes color scheme

I wonder if in one of the Dark Cells there is an artifact that allows travel to other universes.

Yay a perfect video right before bed!! Thank you very much Reim

Who needs sleep when there is a new 40K's video up.

Alfusa needs to know this. They need to be in if the emporer had a tts device.

So...the Shadowkeepers are the SCP Foundation of the 40k universe.

And we're here for you, captain-general. 😎

On the impact site of the Will of Eternity they will just find an empty crater with a note in the middle of it saying "ORKS IZ BEST AT LOOTIN' "

My theory is that down in the dark cells, they are guarding the Emperors immense trap collection

Containment breach... Containment breach... Containment breach... By the emperor, its 682 °^°

They were tasked to find all of the escaped alpharius.

SCP Foundation in 40k

If they wanted to get the pylons or salvage the Blackstone Fortress, they could've sent the Blood Ravens, since they have a specific skill in "getting" things

Their mission is likley threefold: contact Trazyn for assistance recovering some of the missing items, retrieve what they can of the blackstone fortress, study the pylons. I'm not sure if they trust the Grey Knights any more than any other space marine chapter, as they are still "only" space marines and possibly corruptible, but probably the risk of the Inquisition finding out is too great. The fewer people who are in on this, the better. They are studying the pylons themselves as they don't trust the Ad Mech, either, and with good reason.

Sweet video! Love your stuff keep it up.

A very extremely awesome video as always 40k Theories.

Oddly reminiscent of a SCP breach.

A great video as always, Remliez, but I think you may have misspoken a fact. I lost my Battlefleet Gothic rulebook years ago, but as I recall the lore, Abbadon only captured 4 of the Blackstones in the Gothic sector. The other two remained in Imperial hands until the final battle, when the destruction of one of the fortresses led to some type of cascade event that caused 3 of the others (the two in Imperial hands and one other of Abbadon's) to self-distruct, leaving only the Will of Eternity and the one eventually gifted to the Red Corsairs intact.

It would be interesting to see the Shadowkeepers becoming FULLY aware of the Primordial Truth. That level of cognitive or even spiritual dissonance would make for a compelling character drama.

"Look, let's be real. Wearing slick, black, gold trimmed, allarus terminator armour is just as erogenous as wearing nothing at all. 😎"

So this is where they keep all the retconned things. Knowing their reality was and can be overwritten could in fact, be truly maddening.

Would love too see you cover some more lore in depth. Maybe some longer videos? Lol I guess I'm being greedy I love your content man this is where I go for my lore videos. Keep up the awesome work.

I say they are after a pylon. Take a pylon, repair it and place it next to the Webway portal in the Imperial palace. The Emperor no longer needing to focus on the endless battle with the warp on the other side of the portal is freed to take a more direct hand in the galaxy. Maybe even free enough to be freed from the Golden Throne or reborn?

Soo couple of years time we get "Space ship Cadia" as they fly the mangled husk of a world back to the home systems? 😆

If you ever want to find something that is stolen/lost, ask the Blood Ravens and Trazyn the Infinite. Shadowkeepers need to realize this.

Can you imagine some chaos cultist scavenger running around the eternity only to round a corner and see like 50 golden demigods staring at him?

Thanks!

Shadowkeepers. The Imperium's own SCP Foundation.

I bet Matt Ward is locked down there

Really makes me want to play some SCP Custodes

The stated mission was to attain any component of the Blackstone Fortress (BSF), the Wheel of Eternity, if and as possible. However the specific mission, that was not given until the Shadowkeepers and Custodes were on cite was to find the core [computer] of the BSF. The core would contain a full log of its mission to that point, and essentially its "STC", needed to the maintenance and continued operation of the BSF. If someone like "Fabulous Bowel" were to get a hold so such information, the forces of Chaos could render the entire IoM Military pointless. If the IoM gets it, it would be almost as if finding a fully intact Human STC.

All just a ruse to cover the fact, that the Custodes locked up all the Squats under the palace.

The ShadowKeepers sound like the 40k equivalent of the SCP Foundation

I just want to see some fiction of the Dark Cells that are less like SCP and more like Orange is the New Black. Urblat the Unpronounceable: "Hey Screw! The toilet's backing up in here!" Shadowkeeper: "That's not the toilet, that's your new cellmate." Urblat: "Then can I get some frebreeze?"

SCP in the 40k universe, got it.

Finally a Custodes video

The Darkcells is just a Grimdark SCP Foundation

Why should you put anything in these cells, when you can just destroy them, which is much more secure, cheep and fits the theme of the empire better?

It sounds like the Emperor inducted the SCP foundation into the custodes

Shadow keeper are basically the scp for the imperium

MTF Omega Zero "The Shadow Keepers" 😊

Could y'all do a video about who is Commander Tycho before and after the Black Rage

Lockwarden, do you know what happened to 682? Or 173? ... Lockwarden?!

So the imperium has an SCP foundation, got it!

Cadia stands!

Here’s a next video topic. Imperial politics, ork politics and tau politics - comparison and explanation of how they work! Great vid keep it up

The Shadowkeepers are the SCP Foundation of the Warhammer 40K universe

So thats the SCP fountation in Warhammer 40k

The problem with them go after a the black stone fortress is that Cadia has been under the control of the forces of chaos for sometime.

Is there a video about what is/could be in the dark cells?

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The Planet fell before the Guard Did.

So, these guys are basically the SCP Foundation of Warhammer 40k?

Considering Fabious Bile is on route to Cadia now too... looks like even in death that planet wont be left alown.

HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES!

SCP In 40k? That’s rad lol.

Look lets be real, Wearing slick, black, Allaurs Terminator armor is just as erogenous as wearing... nothing at all

One cell contained the mighty GWAR.

So.... this is what the SCP Foundation became in the year 40k.. and they suffer a massive breach containment... *COLD SWEAT INTENSIFY*

Rimlez ...how do the custodies replenish their numbers ? Cant remember it being mentioned anywahere.