the shocking reason no one pops bottles anymore

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Willy is upset at Rusty’s Delta Platinum upgrade, Lauren can’t stop yawning, and the boys assess the morality of stealing someone else’s sandwich at Jersey Mike’s. They show each other more awesome guys, draft Bob Marley songs that don’t exist, and decide which words should be spelled differently.
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00:00 Intro
00:37 Blocking People
02:02 Red-Hot Driver
04:14 Grandparent Names
06:01 Learning New Keyboards
10:51 Mad Men
13:52 Brotherhood
19:08 Rusty’s Delta Platinum Upgrade
23:28 Roadmap
24:39 Pitch Submissions
34:09 Pitches
37:48 AITA
54:04 This Guy Rocks
01:01:16 Teach Me Something
01:09:11 Bob Marley Songs that Don’t Exist
01:14:14 Words that Should be Spelled Differently
01:19:14 Whose Personality are you Stealing?

Пікірлер: 103

@jordanlavigne8140 2 ай бұрын

I asked my google home how a Chinese keyboard works and it shot itself right infront of me

@hannahstein7367 2 ай бұрын

I could be so stoked to hear Cards against humanity cards that don’t exist

@ItsJoKeZ 2 ай бұрын

"it just sounds like you're not balling" - Rusty 2024

@user-yo2qm8py7u 2 ай бұрын

❤❤😂 is qqqqq i just

@benjaminclaessens5487 2 ай бұрын

when Napoleon wrote his wife, "I'll be home in five days; don't wash."

@haleycolucci0718 2 ай бұрын

wearing sunnies inside and saying “i don’t care that it’s french we’re in america” made me audibly laugh

@sebberen451 2 ай бұрын

"people who speak another language also text in another language" - rusty featherstone 2024

@Blauwski 2 ай бұрын

I get butterflies listening to the roadmap

@Gingerbread003 2 ай бұрын

We need more sandwich and grocery talk

@KinkadeFishing 2 ай бұрын

Might be aging myself here but the fact that Rusty and Will don’t know that daxflame started on KZfaq is crazy

@ItsJoKeZ 2 ай бұрын

it feels like a bit

@aliasjsjsjs8783 2 ай бұрын

Buddy I couldn’t believe they didn’t know eartha kitt…not even as yzma from emperor’s new groove

@xMiiDNiiGHT 2 ай бұрын

This podcast having less than 10k subscribers is criminal

@harrisonloftin2487 2 ай бұрын

It’s actually infuriating as a Texan to hear them explain kolaches and think they are inventing them … fellas. I love you, please look up kolache, it’s a breakfast food in Texas that is exactly what you described with the boars in a tarp. It is the best food in the world and a legitimate game changer in the breakfast food realm. Every donut shop has them in Texas

@glizzysmelliott3274 2 ай бұрын

Moved to the Midwest after 18 years in Texas. Miss them everyday

@warra__ 2 ай бұрын

my google home started mansplaining chinese keyboards

@annaebaron Ай бұрын

thank you so much for talking about the lack of recession era pop it means the world to me 🙏

@310wya5 2 ай бұрын

Danny woodhead episode is so incredible, i used to play as the chargers just to have him on my team

@bead8673 2 ай бұрын

Rusty not knowing French names while being from Maine is wild lol

@kmac4050 Ай бұрын

Spotify listener and had to go to YT teach me something segment to figure out what happened with Will that led to Rusty learning that Celsius has color...

@carliquiel 2 ай бұрын

Lauren u look really cute in this💕

@tjbarkley8539 2 ай бұрын

In my defense as the jersey mikes guy when you take someone’s order they immediately remake you a sandwich for free so you get to skip the line but still agree that wasn’t one of my best moments

@ethanwood2397 2 ай бұрын

Danny woodhead was an insane pull

@ethanwood2397 2 ай бұрын

My favorite moment in history is when Theodore roosevelt got shot while giving a speech and then finished the speech before he went to the hospital lmaoo it must’ve been insane to be there live

@AuBos3197 2 ай бұрын

In high school we did a reenactment of the caning of Sumner and the guy playing Sumner flipped the desk he was sitting in and hit the guy playing Brooks in the head with it

@9rant 2 ай бұрын

Did these fellas really just say the real Einstein was in Oppenheimer? Ain’t no way right

@dr_redbanRL 2 ай бұрын

Lauren has an unplugged mouse that she keeps in her pocket to satisfy her need to click

@ItsJoKeZ 2 ай бұрын

her liking this is proof

@lindsaymills622 2 ай бұрын

Rusty sitting there the whole time looking like a vsco girl with the big coat and shorts

@benjiluvsyou 2 ай бұрын

LMFAO

@bpd.73 2 ай бұрын

i will simply not accept the jersey mikes slander by saying jimmy johns is better. banana pep all the way and gimme the juice baybee

@vidicent 2 ай бұрын

Do a segment about western outlaws that don’t exist! You give them a name/phrase they were known by and how they got their reputation

@vidicent 2 ай бұрын

Inspired by my favorite historical women from the wild west like Big Nose Kate, Squirrel Tooth Alice, and Deadwood Cardsharp

@michaelm9360 2 ай бұрын

Willy D dropped "it'd be a KNIGHTmare" talking about wearing suits of armour and didn't even realize he hit gold with that

@dilloncarrigan5665 2 ай бұрын

All sorts of mustards 😂

@cecewright8005 2 ай бұрын

Favorite moment in history prob when I ate a Reese peanut butter cup for the first at age 15 after being allergic for 15 years. Thx.

@richardlowrie6190 2 ай бұрын

HEB is beloved here in Texas. Originated in San Antonio and stands for “Here Everything is Better” welcome to Texas haha

@noodletoes8371 2 ай бұрын

favorite moment in history was the creation of this podcast

@playdatepod 2 ай бұрын

love you

@thewilwhite 2 ай бұрын

Publix mentioned shoutout Florida 😎 Buffalo Chicken Pub Sub is goated

@skatermanwins 2 ай бұрын

Just a quick fyi, they did not need to stop, unless you have committed a crime or they suspect you have committed a crime(and it needs to be a specific crime) you have no duty to aid a police investigation

@jsjkjep61 23 күн бұрын

1:13:35 just came from spotify to tell you guys no women nuh cry is a song about Bob Marley telling a woman not to cry. Nuh in Jamaican means don’t.

@maxomicallef 2 ай бұрын

Will putting his hat on sideways like it's the 90's gives tired pre-schooler vibes lol

@duncanclark7715 2 ай бұрын

Willy you can make BnB at home: wrap a crescent roll around a hot dog and toss in oven

@benjaminclaessens5487 2 ай бұрын

slammin gab sesh, boys

@leonardoreyes5993 2 ай бұрын

celsius and coffee combo? just begging to shit ur pants. love the show keep it up guys!

@Tomkeeganphoto 2 ай бұрын

The reason machine gun kelly changed his name is because of Chad and JT!!

@MK-SWAGBAGS420 2 ай бұрын

Madame Zeroni laugh😂

@noahBB12 2 ай бұрын

* Pitch * This one’s for the senior citizens out there, hear me out Have you ever noticed that the more social old people, living in old folks homes, tend to congregate in the lobbies/entrance ways of their buildings, just to find conversation or look out the windows like a cooped up dog, trying to pass the time. Or end up camped out in their apartments waiting for dinner or jeopardy to spice up their lives, but never get to venture out into the world. When I’m old, I’d like to think there will be a better way to spend my time. That’s why I’m proposing a new program where seniors can sign up for a tour bus style operation, where every Wednesday our company goes and picks them up at their home/care home and takes them on some sort of adventure. Scenic tour of a nearby lake, walk around the local parks, visit a nearby restaurant & enjoy a lunch with their pals. Of course drinks will be supplied for the folks that want to relive their glory days, and mock tails for the sober Sally’s out there. They can be as social as they want or just enjoy the views of the town. The options are endless, and if a particular outing is a hit they can vote on where they want to go next or have some sort of say in what their adventure for the week may be. We keep the options fresh so they always have something to do. Your life shouldn’t end when you turn 60 and that’s why our Program is called “Retired Not Dead”. Add some flavour to your week and sign up for our guided tours today. Love the Pod Lauren Rusty Will, been binging your episodes all week ✌️ -Noah

@20quindex10 2 ай бұрын

Can you guys prank call someone it could be a good segment

@quentinpaez 2 ай бұрын

HEB stands for Howard Edward Butt… no lie. It’s the dude who started it

@meggyzuzu 2 ай бұрын

one thing about Willy D…… he a spilla

@davidkelley3800 Ай бұрын

First time ive heard Hannafords grocery store on a podcast. Wegmans is also rare.

@jacksonjontra1282 2 ай бұрын

The comedy y’all were about to stumble into if you discovered what HEB stands for

@rhyspepino821 2 ай бұрын

hell ya

@user-yo2qm8py7u 2 ай бұрын

i could be wrong but i think will just pitched bagel dogs

@tylertodd2701 2 ай бұрын

Kinda feel like the Mando ad is just trying to profit off my grundle odor insecurity 😔

@austinjeans 2 ай бұрын

The T in Tsunami isn’t silent dudes.

@thomasos6633 2 ай бұрын

Jersey Mike's is far superior over Jimmy John's. It's a sub above for a reason.

@mrmanwithplan8965 2 ай бұрын

Did the woman that stood up in the mad men meeting happen to be named Emily binder?

@susannah.brooks 2 ай бұрын

superb vibes this week and I love hearing will sing 🥹

@checkyesmarisa 2 ай бұрын

DAXFLAME OLEASE OMGGGGGGF

@davidallison2866 2 ай бұрын

HEB is the initials of the founder, Howard E. Butt

@gustav1712 2 ай бұрын

I want to clarify that Will is right about No Woman No Cry and Rusty is wrong

@tommyfunch 2 ай бұрын

Willy congrats on your lead role in Netflix’s new series Tires!!

@user-to8bj8li7r 2 ай бұрын

He's not on there?

@tommyfunch 2 ай бұрын

@@user-to8bj8li7rcould’ve sworn it was him

@yelsu3358 2 ай бұрын

Kenzie robbed Charlie man don't remind me about the survivor finale

@tanneroverbay1911 2 ай бұрын

Anyone who hasn’t had a buffalo chicken tender Pubsub hasn’t lived

@aidanhutchinson7762 2 ай бұрын

Pledge Master featherstone ?

@two-bitmathews8896 2 ай бұрын

did Rusty get a new pair of the same shoes and gift the old ones to Will?

@user-6quid Ай бұрын

Someone get Will a pub sub stat.

@s1oops1oop 2 ай бұрын

Little baby piggies under a weighted comforter

@Munt-a-Mummy 2 ай бұрын

wait are you on cape right now will. I'll find ya

@tmc.g12 2 ай бұрын

HOW CAN WE MAKE THESE SOUR SWEETS SELL? Easy, have will make his finishing noise for 30 seconds

@mrmanwithplan8965 2 ай бұрын

Favorite moment in history was prolly when those guys got fed up with taxes and threw all that tea in the Boston harbor. History needs to repeat itself I’m tired of getting robbed by Joseph byron and the funky lads in Washington

@quentinpaez 2 ай бұрын

I will not go back to work!

@playdatepod 2 ай бұрын

quentin your company needs you

@cowzz4267 2 ай бұрын

first playmate pitch sounds like some serious black mirror or red rose type shit, gotta be a no from me lol but the second playmate pitch, now that's a fucking million dollar idea... also I've always said that there will never be an era of music quite like T-Pain, Flo Rida, and Taio Cruz on the radio... Jay Sean too tbh p.s didn't expect L dog to drop the bangs on us