Okay

Okay​@@Fang....

Someone has seen Scrubs. :P

Love you too!

Happy new year AA!!!

Oh the days when games came with thick manuals explaining how the game works with genuine depth.

Yee Will Wright has some interesting stuff to say about designing it - I think LGR did something on it I'll have to go look it up

​@@chikkin.salad.sandwich or you can opt in some "gameplay" mods to really immerse yourself in Johnny Sins simulator.

@@chikkin.salad.sandwich There's a modder I'd like you to look into. He calls himself Sacrificial. You should check out his website. Not only are his mods phenomenal, they are some of the most update resistant mods I've ever seen. You haven't played Sims 4 until you've played it with the Zombie Apocalypse mod.

It really was a great simulation of the hedonistic treadmill. Almost as good as real life :c

-Attributed to Simfucius

some hobo: I NEED CRACK ONLY CRACK

Could be worse. I remember some British comedian saying that, when he was younger, he had a dream involving Sophia Loren where she rejected him. In _his own dream._

imagine owning land AND a hot tub :o

Walter white moment

Still... to have your own hot tub.

@@RFC3514 I had a dream like that once... 4 nights in a row, all different variations of the same dream

The American Dream™

And here i am, watching it before going to work on Monday.

Yeah I’m always buying genie lamps to try to get people to love me but it has never worked out

​@@gochadc Congratulations, you are living the true human life 👌

@@caseblue2232 ironically was a propaganda campaign by the housing administration to allow them to redline wartime vets of color out of their money. Thank you FDR.

This is why most of my sims have novels named 3331111133131

As an experienced simmer, I can confirm

31 means masturbation in Turkish slang HMMMM

I do this often in ts2 for the same reason. I'm speeding through inventing, the name menu pops up and suddenly my robot is named "3"

incredible dog name though

man had divorced energy before he was married

I've never felt so seen

AA understands us.

Capitalism goes brrr

​@@kristoffer3000why cant people just give me free money 😭😭😭

The Millennial Experience condensed into a single statement.

Any toilet is an outdoor toilet if you don't have house.

Im gonna steal his quote. This is perfect lmfao

Also some stock options. Slagathor's parents actually own a furniture shop downtown and decided to fund their son's rags to riches LARP to get him out of the house.

or getting a job without a masters degree in something completely useless

​@@daveshif2514and without debt for that masters.

Some guys get all the luck

let alone someone drop off in your land 500$ worth of stuff for free

says a lot about society...

If you earned money at the same rate as real life, it would take you literally decades to buy a house, like in real life. This is just a game 🙈

§, not $

I did pre-release CQC (Customer Quality Control) testing for the Sims. For that effort EA paid me an astronomical 15 dollars an hour.

Apparently the game with the most realistic economy is The Sims 2.

An astoundingly human decision.

It alliterates so it's fair game

If ambiguousamphibian wrote left and right handed would he be ambidextrousamphibian?

@@stephenwillis2751 I WAS JUST GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE!!! Nicely done!

@@ambiguousamphibian I've always felt that if one is injured, but they don't care whether or not they go to the hospital, then they should be driven there in an Ambivalence.

If ambiguousamphibian would only talk in the background would he be ambientamphibian?

The apartment is still a dream for me right now ;-;

Being content with nothing means you have no aspirations. They aren't going to fall into your lap.

​@@KZfaqExecsTouchChildrenYou don't have to have grand aspirations in life to be happy. The demand for constant climb upward is an artificial expectation placed on you. You can very much find satisfaction in climbing that "ladder", but many find satisfaction elsewhere.

@@KZfaqExecsTouchChildren and? You don't have to have aspirations or ambitions to be fulfilled. There's nothing wrong with just existing, if you have what you need and find that is enough for you.

​@@KZfaqExecsTouchChildrenliterally being happy means having less attachments of worldly things

Even the desire to play the game in the first place...

I forgot who I was watching and thought you meant Alcoholics Anonymous.

@@AshleyTheNeko same XDD

Just like real life

I used to read the manuals of the Sims 2 back to back! :D A lot of the times I was forbidden to play, so I read the manuals instead, like a sad pathetic kid.. Maybe that's why I love playing games so much nowadays...

I am abusive piece of shit that do not have any social skills to even get along with the only human being that accepted me into her life but what if we hada child to save the marriage? I am sure it will be okay. My uncle did this after their first children whom they didn't look after at all, my cousin grown by my grandparents, their marriage was falling apart since he was jobless for years. Both were abusive to their children, and his wife is the most annoying human I have ever met. She is lazy,screams all the time and thinks she is smart when she is dim af. They decided to make a second child to save the marriage and this stupid mf took fertility medicine because she couldnt get pregnant one year so she ended up with twins. Now they have three children ,an unhappy marriage and my uncle is still jobless so he decided to be a houseman.

I believe that was exactly the point

By no metric is that true and also the bible is 100% bullshit.

"Day by day, we live more and more in a world made *by* humans, but not *for* humans."

great book btw

at least pirates ate good with all those kajillion dlcs lmao

The part that really does my head in is, where the hell are all of the Sims clones? Why aren't there like 1000 of them? Hasn't it proven it just prints money yet?

​@@OrgusDinit's a monopoly. people are just gonna keep buying and playing the sims

A lot will but there's a ton of people that would try a good alternative if there was one I think, the few I've seen don't measure up at all. @@DLkiba

​​@@Winston126 although I'd say the paradox pricing model is humane compared to EAs Sims DLC/Expansion/add-on/Goodies madness. I'm still not over Sims4 splitting the original "supernatural" DLC in 3 packs (Vampire, Magic,Werewolves) and still add a pack for cosmetic stuff. Or worse locking alien content behind a pay wall. Compared to that I gladly pay for the 6 months'Season'-pass of CK3 on discount, even if it's content mods do better or should be in the game to beginn with.

That laugh is perfect 😂😂😂

Don't forget the crippling school debt for degrees that do absolutely nothing for you.

Pop up after work Day 1: “You noticed a sore throat growing worse as you worked, however, you can’t afford to take off work and even if you could, you can’t afford the deductible on your crappy health plan. You ignore it and hope it goes away on its own.” Day 2: “You feel increasingly worse and are running a fever. However you still must work. You take OTC medications and hope this is the worst of it.” Day 3 and beyond: “While barely keeping yourself conscious at work, you get up to use the bathroom and collapse onto the floor. A colleague calls an ambulance and you are rushed to the emergency room. You have a serious infection that requires IV antibiotics and a hospital stay of a week. You feel much better after, but then you see the bill. $80,000. You will never be able to pay it off even with financial assistance. You will likely be forced to declare bankruptcy, wiping out your attempt at building good credit. Furthermore, your boss is very unhappy that you were gone for a week. Any chance of a raise is now highly unlikely. You might even get fired because your employment is “at-will”. The good news is that the profits of the company you work for are up 20%. The executives received bonuses of at least a couple hundred thousand dollars each. Also a son of one of the executives, whose work is lackluster at best, received a promotion increasing his compensation by 30%. He also gets the same time off as the executives, an amount similar to what Europeans get by law.”

@@VegasMax3 This is capitalism at it's finest.

Freedom isn't free... it costs a hefty fuckin' fee, in monthly installments automatically deducted from your bank account, whether you have enough money to buy groceries to not starve to death or not... don't worry though... you're *free* to starve to death on any street, subway car, landmark, or even on a lawn across from our nation's capital. Don't like freedom anymore? Well you can always join our exciting new for profit prison system where the thirteenth amendment cunningly established slavery bad, "except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted."

@@brandonmorel2658 You mean FREEDOM at its finest? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥

Dr Kelso is that you?

@@jammin2575 Debbie is actually my name!

Same. Nostalgic happiness just from the memories of the time when I played it more than the game itself.

Tbh I feel that way about sims 2, simpler times

Kevin?

@@blarfnugle5653they probably mean CallMeKevin, who makes videos in the same genre as AA

And Metzli too. We're being blessed with lots of quality Sims content!

@@CasualGamer11 Yes, CallMeKevin, my bad. 😅

The two being very related activities, of course

2. Never enter a neighbor's pool

Perfect timing indeed, I played Sims 1 for the 1st time the other day and now this was recommended to me xD