every time someone says "come" or "came" in any context i prepare for the exact same gag and it never gets less funny

I just imagine Sanguine messing with Molag Bal the entire time. "Thats my guy right there. Look at him. 22 bottles of wine and not even close to shitfaced. They grow up so fast." Then Molag trying to punch him in the face and failing.

I imagine you would be tossed around between Daedric lords, like a child who's parents are divorced.

"You know, in the Priesthood of Arkay, we have a joke about an empty pocket being better than a full grave." >I'll pay "Cool, lets do it."

Cue the Daedra questioning themselves "why the fuck have I chosen THIS mortal for the job" after contacting Fork Dork

I always wonder what happens if a Nord dragonborn who was champion of all sixteen Daedric Princes dies in combat and is soul trapped. Is it just a huge free-for-all between the entire Daedric pantheon, Shor and the Ideal Masters over who gets to keep the soul?

how to screw your afterlife. 1. be joe joeman 2. start a journey to become the high king of skyrim 3. give up and start a skooma meth lab. 4, get addicted to skooma and abandon kyraneth

Finally, the long awaited answer to “have you seen a dog out there”…

The Daedric Consulate when you die trying to figure out who gets to keep your soul

The only dadric prince I feel like I am "selling my soul to" is mahrunes Dagon since he quite literally looks like the devil

The most frustrating part of the Molag Bal thing is that I knew it was a trap, and was *nowhere near the center of the damned thing* when I activated it... so it friggin teleported me to the center. And then called me an idiot. It's like... this trap was so obvious, you had to friggin rail road me into it. I ain't the idiot here, Bethesda.... TBH most the daedric quests in Skyrim kinda sucked. ...

Aww no more "Did you see a dog out there" :(

To be fair, Nocturnal is the only deadric prince you actively make a pact with regarding your soul.

I wish more of these quests had alternate routes where you piss off the daedric princes as much as possible. More stuff like making the black star, destroying the skull of corruption, or sealing away mehrunes razor. I wanted to let the Vigilant of Stendarr live and consecrate Molag Bal’s mace, or reject Sheogorath’s quest. Have them send dremora assassins every time I try to sleep or something, just let me tell more of the daedra to pound sand.

Did you know that if you kill the vigilant guy as soon as get in the house the haunted shit doesn't pop up and the house is in perfect order and safe storage spot.

Sounds like Solitude is about to get ransacked

such a nonsensical title for such a deep, thought-provoking video lol this is what I'm a seasoned subscriber

It would be fun if we really could disrespect Daedric Princes and their cultes, and then they send their followers to teach us a lesson ^^

Honestly think the Dragonborn might just be a representation of Lorkhan so when the time comes he just goes “fuck you, I’m gonna go be best buddies with Magnus”

@3:06 It's really not the same without you ragdolling all over the place :)

Dragonborn: dies All the denizens of Oblivion: why do I hear Doom music?

sweet a new video today. love this topic

"The Skyrim Guide to Messing" Would be entirely different discussion but openly welcomed in the ABDL community👌

Your hybrid style of commented and edit style is really unique. But it works so well

halrious as always!

Ah yes, the most difficult task for any true gammer...talking to a woman. XD

"Woof woof" :D man, I love your videos

That video made me come to visit your video collection

In context, the idea of someone who is basically the Elder Scrolls version of Jesus making deals with what are essentially demon gods is kind of funny, especially when you're given the choice between becoming a furry or an albino with porphyria.

Wow your person got so drunk u dropped the wine😂

Am I the only one who didn't know about that encounter with the vilegent of stendar if you don't just kill him soon as you enter the house

The way to avoid the gods and daedra is become a vampire. Then you've effectively scammed everyone out of your soul, and are the most powerful being in existence. Until some daedra get pissy, I guess.

how to make every daedra fight each other

Great video

Oooo meridias beacon next heheheeee

Is there a part two?

My first character is going to the Void, he's doomed

Skyrim + oblivion = strange

I did Namira's quest once. Never again.

The Dragonborn might have literally killed the God of the End times in Sovngarde, but he better not mess with the Daedric Princes.

YEETUS

Next time: *The Hoarder Challenge!* Rules: 1) 💎 Take every item from dungeon / city / wilderness (weapons, armors, potions, books, miscellaneous) 2) 💎 You must steal items form every person (guards, citizens, ...) or retrieve/take everything from dead bodies 3) 💥You can use weapons (also staves, but filling only with Azura's star) and armors 4) 🚫YOU CANNOT USE SCROLLS AND SPELL BOOKS 5) 🚫 No disenchanting items (disenchanting destroys stuff.. and you, as a hoarder, you don't want to do that) 6) ⬇ You can drop items in your containers. 7) 🚫YOU CANNOT SELL ITEMS 8) 💢YOU CAN buy items, but YOU MUST STEAL BACK GOLD FROM MERCHANTS 9) 💢You can retrieve quest items, but some items DON'T use it (that means, you cannot complete J'zargo quest with scrolls of flame cloak) 10) 💎 Must complete quest "No stone unturned" ;) 11) 💥Complete main game or DLC Dare to try that challenge? 🤔

Where is the NeW hAnd?

As much as I enjoy Skyrim it is a heavily flawed game. Not much "Roleplaying" in this RPG since a lot of quests are quite linear and the only "good" option to quests like Molag Bal's is to ignore it or outright avoid starting it to begin with.

Wasn’t expecting unc shine🥲