@MASON LUCK Thanks Obama.

30 Trillion $

MASON LUCK with the name Captainawesome I think he means it. Why do you have to bring up how “Obama did horrible and is the worst president”. Just shut up actually

@@loskie5146 In my defence my name is CaptainAwesome because I made this account when I was ten and can't be bothered to change it.

@MASON LUCK LOL ARE YOU FKN SERIOUS? Do you know how much we spent on the War in Iraq and Afghanistan??

wilsonram39 this is in a world where weed was legalized so yea

Pandazarecool 12 | We've legalized it in Canada and the main thing that's happened it less money for drug lords.

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth after they legalized it in Colorado, the cartels lost so much money, they to make up lost revenue by selling weapons to isis and transporting isis fighters across international borders. I mean, I expected that kinda behavior from EA, but not the cartels.

The Duke | ...Isis... fighters? They're terrorists, aren't they? They don't fight like that.

@@theduke7539 obviously the cartels should make up the money selling soy

No he is the physical embodymet

@@crimsongamer1438 As my father always says: Could be, could be.

"And it's still up for debate on whether he's actually lactose intolerant" You're saying he might be a doppelganger?

@@PrimusSwallows No, I mean, like his name is Lactose intolerant, but he probably isn't intolerant to lactose

"I'm lactose intolerent" Lactose Intolerant

bruh were did you read that off?

@@Pie2105 just a joke from the video lmao

I had thought it was their personal debt.

Larry W. As of a minute ago the debt is $26,065,843,313,703 and it grows by about $10,000 dollars every second

@@connorrouth8183 that's not much

The sons name is lactose intolerant

Like a Pokemon

Chinpokomon cmon oh yeah gotta catch em all

At the begining

0:21

Remember I said HE not SHE. SHE said milk is free but HE didn’t say milk is or isn’t free.

@@luca377bazooka_2 I've never been charged for regular milk at a coffee place anyway

@Dale Gribble Well Dale I'm unsure where you'd politically align. Not sure a faction of the government exists that's anti-government whilst also supporting ufology and bug extermination I'll tell ya HWAT.

I know this is a joke but toes are worse than fingers. Like fingers are like... limbs of my limbs: but toes, look at them they have 3 points of articulation but the small one: only has t w o. And fingers have nails to scratch stuff. Why do I have to go in smelling distance of my toes to clip them?

@@raddiecat6528 if only our feet were better design so we dont need toes for stability

@@rat161 Actually we don't need toes for anything. They're a disgusting relic of hands. And they're really hard to draw

I feel this directly my wife is missing a toe. My lactose intolerance has been a real hurdle in the relationship.

@@rat161 Thant's an old myth, you can cut all the toes off a person and it will do almost nothing to their balance. as shown by the 100s of people every year who lose toes to frostbite.

Wouldnt be out of character

#ThanksSashaObama

I know you're not gonna do it

Coolcid Productions ..... well? what would you have me do? were... 🤘 million dollars in debt!

Nick Rof. legalize weed

No more London, no more France, all cuz Sasha's underpants

Woah I think I’m starting to see it now

Yeah I'm starting to see the resemblance

hmm yea, i can see what you mean!

Yeah, I kinda see it... Might be just a coincidence...

DAMN BRO WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

🔫

😵

I’m from Kentucky I can confirm this

Nicholas Williams I am too

Wait a minute

Meatcanyon in a nutshell

Did you just assume their gender?

Honestly, that might as well be the actual Football.

Thanks for explaining the obvious joke

@@Twasforthevine dude chill

@@technoir2045 i don't see where in my comment i sound mad but ok go on i guess

@@Twasforthevine nah It was just kinda rude

reddit gold

as a redditor i can confirm

Ouch that stung.

@@punkbluntz then you kind tranger

@@_blank-_ you mean tumblr?

This is a alternate universe where north kentucky is a puppet state of best korea

Un is on the left.

1:21

That’s my biggest fear

same

Lactose intolerant people are actually the majority of human beings. Around 68% of people in the world are lactose intolerant. In some countries, 100% of the population is lactose intolerant. Around 10 thousand years ago, all of humanity was lactose intolerant. If a child is lactose intolerant, the mother probably is too. I'm not lactose intolerant, but those are the facts. The sad thing is that some of us are born with a tolerance to the poison that is animal milk. But the future looks optimistic. Starbucks already dropped the extra charge on plant-based milk. In the future we might expect an extra charge of animal milk, and an incentive to plant-based milk.

​@@xYz-zu6xh imagine being lactose intolerant

I mean people who are lactose tolerant are the weird ones tbh

So this is what he did after leaving office

WEEDEATER

A Dutch invention.

Our cows are only fed weed so yes weed milk

@Rocky Ting its hemp milk i saw it in whole foods one time

@Rocky Ting Hemp also kills cannabis crops

No more france

@@magool103 All Sasha's fault

@Student Jacob Caldwell Well what would you do with 2.0 billion in doubt?

-And The President 2016

RalliKuski legalize weed

The best political humour, where nobody can be mad because you have no idea who it's pandering towards.

This is the best description I have ever seen

And completely regret finishing it? Yeah, yeah me too.

That sums it up quite well, yes.

420 likes

We still have to find a way to make weed milk in 2021

Debt is just a number. Every nation owes something. It benefits no one to call on that debt. So they don't, and the imaginary numbers just get bigger as the world still turns.

What about all the inventions every country uses now? Like electricity, medicine, water filtration, computers, cars, etc? Are the very invention of these not worth anything? If the west kept all our inventions secret away from the east the world would be very different.

@Serafino Pampena when it comes to science and medicine in particular most of them are actually American.

The world is in debt? Who do we owe money to, the decepticons?

@@HyperNebula nah aliens

Donald Trump is a disappointment

lmfao

how do you know?

*racist mario*

@@ifeelverydead9180 he'd seem like he'd do the least damage with Bernie who wants to give everything for free.

Not really, that number wasn't accurate at all in the first place.

@@majickman how much was the u.s. in debt then?

@@bobbytherandompersonispathetic When this video released? About 18 trillion

@@bobbytherandompersonispathetic If the government say "We have 1% of inflation. There is no problem with inflation" you should expect something like 40%. They always lie about the real numbers.

That was the joke

Mrdoh68 Right? She'd be such a cool person to chill with.

Trevor Sejnoha I agree. I'd smoke a bowl with the Presidents daughter

pyrorulez I'd smoke a bowl with bush that'd be cool

I've seen hemp milk, and I would correct you on hemp milk as opposed to weed milk But I'll be damned if I haven't seen cannabis infused hemp milk being sold at a dispensary

Quinn The Wanderer Grass is a weed. Cow eats the grass. Cows make the milk. Milk is made from grass, and grass equal weed so normal milk IS WEED MILK

You can’t fool me. Weed ain’t got no tiddies

We had it decades ago, it just wasn't as big of a thing.

wilk

Let me get that number

is that really your biggest concern?

@@NostalgicHearts well someone's gonna have to pay it someday. Maybe not you but your children or their children.

@@NostalgicHearts You will be surprised. You assume the US will remain a superpower forever? And even if it lasts for years to come , nobody will be able to bail you out.

@@zoisantonopoulos7999 do you think all the other countries in the world owe us 0 dollars?

@@You_work_tomorrow Is that what i said ?

Yeah I watched the video

@@ichigoisthegoat i can scientifically proove thats false

@@Unregistered.Hypercam.2. omg you can

i mean he do be spitting facts tho 🤔🤔🤔

@@stillnousername9796 I mean u be spitting fax too tho🤔🤔🤔

mmmm yes indeed

its better than anything you could make

why do i keep on finding you on weird obscure animation channels

Pikapetey Animations laktos intorolant: I'm laktos intorolant me: I'm horrified and scared for life

I swear to god you are a one man ant infestation on KZfaq. You are literally everywhere!

“ he’s a bit off, but he’s got the right mind”

“He a little confused but he got the spirit.”

Lmao I never noticed

Lol

Dude. There’s north Kentucky. I don’t think this video is accurate

@@icel8828It’s satire, I’m pretty sure

@@theartchannel6016 something like this is certainly satire

they used weed so now everything looks like that

Milkweed

Daniel Steger same thought, there probably high thats all, having a different view on the world

Nah, theyre not aliens. They just see aliens cuz theyre high.

Jeremiah Morley post Malone

Same

to be honest, i understand everything, then i know nothing

Same

UUUGGHGHH IIIM COOOMMMIIINNGGGG

@@ashleykatt6729 We can dream, fuck off

I used to be a happy boy Filled with dopamine and joy But now I'm just a crusty dirty C O O M E R

Benosoar COOOOOOOMMMMMM

@@ashleykatt6729 Eat shit asshole, Fall off your horse!

0:36

Did you know that the parents of lactose intolerant coffee drinkers end up paying more than a 1000$ in soy-related fees?!

Okay or they got their idea from this...looking at the date of this video...

@DeltaGem epic

Sasori obamer the koon

Bongz with Barack

@DeltaGem #1vicroytyroyale

North or south? Is there a difference between them both?Asking as a non american you see.

@@mrnopy6707 There's a difference between Northern and Southern people

Mr Nopy yea, as a southerner, most of us are garbage people.

@@AC-fd8yu no we're not

Northern crew here 😎

Tim Hortons

@@leoczarneckiauger652 was juuuuuust gonna say lol

Coffee place I went to did an espresso for £1, it's now still only £1.50 which are both under 2USD

It is family owned and 2015, so less inflation

Go back to 2015 that's where

Mr. Hilter that’s Kim il sung you uncultured swine

@@alphamega8660 And Kim Jung Un on the left

Petar Mitkov hIlter you dumbass

And 1:21

@@PopeRecords no on the left is Elon Musk.

What’s the joke of the lunch lady being a lesbian?

Found a Petey

Pikapetey Animations is it still good?

Is it still good?

Hi.

Say it again

I call it a deconstipation situation

Ok so?

You know there is lactose free milk right ?

@@ambustio9807 like soy milk 🗿

@@shitlordflytrap1078 no like lactose free milk. not soy milk, not almold milk, not coconut milk, not hemp milk. Just Normal milk but without lactose its a thing and its really good

The good ol' 80's. That is to say, the 1780's.

PoopFace McGee Now we trillions dolls in det. (Lost our budget for proper English instructors)

One question. If all the country are in dept, and they are then where is all that money from?:D

Marcell Puskas Your mom and dad. Literally. No matter where you come from. No matter who you are. And eventually it will come from you and your spouse. And the same will be expected of your children. And their children. Until the species finally dies out. It is inescapable. Unless the dollar and other currencies end up being worthless, thus making the value of currencies such as the dollar bill are equal to the value of 0, thus our debt would be nothing. The money is already worthless, we just deny that it lacks a value of any kind.

it's ok. Bitcoin will wipe the debt. don;t tell china but bit coin is jsut a sham to scam other nonUS countries into wiping our own debt.

are you sure it's not a nightmare?

@@Vysair This is a wet dream.

All of joes stuff does

I'll launch the nukes

"... thousand dollars a year in weed-related fees!?" *Gasp* "I too know the pain of having a soy-intolerant child. Look at my poor daughter. She was to work in our family coffee shop just to afford to put weed-milk in her morning coffee."

"We have to end this injustice" " We can have a benefit concert. I'll call all the soy-intolerant celebrities I know. Hello, Paul Fusco?" "Hold the phone. We may only need to call...one."

*Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump newspaper*

Ayla Marion Ayla Marion Ayla Marion Ayla Marion Ayla Marion Chocolatedundee128 how could you Mr.trump , when your own daughter is weed intolerant "i dont want my daughter drinking weed , myself however.. umm oops shouldnt have said that... um , its dangeruss" "oh my god , its not dangerous dad" "but what about the studies , your dopamine " "those are out dated, dad" "this is not up for dabate , if you dont behave , i'll launch the nova bombs , no more world , no more sun " "dad ,i'm your girlfried ,i know you wont do it" "what would you have me blow up? " "legalize crack" "WHAT????" "legalizze crack with an overpriced trump tax , to pay off the debt " "thats a great idea , youre gonna make a great little butt plug one day babe" {}{}{}{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{ 1 year later ..... "one coffe plaese " "you want the last milk in existance itl be $2" "umm , crack milk would be great" "ok , that will be $5.75" "WHAT!!!!!!!"

Dynasty Lobster I know I'm 2 months late to the thread but that was beautiful

No it’s lack toast in tuh holler ant

Lack Topspin Trolley Rent

HorrorVictims lack toes in toddler ants

Lank Austin, Texas

Lol you can tell his internal monologue wants plain milk.

⬛ Shrek

@@roniaydin7917 omg he said shrek!!1!1!!+!!!! so funny!!!1++1!+1!!!!!

@@inkvendor joe mama

@@roniaydin7917 Use his full name... Joseph Maternal Parent Figure... Please... Show respect to Joe.

Th9Lunar H4wk I cant Fuckin press it!

yeah we are WAY pass 2 million in dept in america

+brother blood more like a couple of trillion

That was probably in millions of dollars.

lol 7 months ..... no reply's except for this one

Me

Nah, it's too dank for my tastes.

More than half of Americans

virus 7 more more months

Those are outdated

get with the time!

Sasha this is serious this is not up for debate. If we don't stop this behavior I'll launch the nukes

We got trouble

It stops tasting like a burger like halfway through and has a funny aftertaste to me

@@Abdega If you eat 4 of them a day you can grow tits. Not even a joke. 44mg of Estrogen in each burger. Though to be fair, you can grow tits by eating 4 burgers a day anyway.

@Jimmy Folco Look up "impossible whopper estrogen" and one of the first articles is talking about it.

@Jimmy Folco If it was that simple we wouldn't even have to worry about BPA, since it's not an animal estrogen either.

@Jimmy Folco Exactly, my point is that a substance doesn't have to be an hormone to mimic the effect.

I just noticed that and died laughing

Same

Curtis Shaw obamas role model?

Need a reminder why the nuclear button is on his desk. That and Lil' Kim is adroable (when photoshopped)

Curtis Shaw there’s also a photo of Kim Il-Sung

Papa Franku bUt wEeD iS bAd!!!

Lemmon Boy nah Chico weed is a gift

weed milk would be perfect

And I thought I was a genetic dud

there's always dirt

Almond milk or oat milk is dank buddy

Well, I don't tolerate people

it is a good idea though

Because soy

@@dfwai7589 yes

You weren't ready until now.

"No really recommend" I see you drank the weed milk

The world where the Battle of the Kentuckies took place, it was the second Civil War, it all started when protestors stood against the Soy farmers which split Kentucky, violence escalated, other states joined even Canada and Mexico got involved. It was the bloodiest war ever

**My Old Kentucky Home Intensifies**

More importantly, Why was Mexico so large and why did South America look like an Egyptian Kopesh?

What outrage is this. Think its time we Canadians and Mexicans declare war on the states for this cartography error.

Blitz Because this is realism