35 minutes ago? forget to write it 4 days ago wendigoon?

@@Super-Vision filmora boutta get the money back now

Start a podcast!

please make more of these videos i love to regurgitate the facts at the table when i have nothing else to say lmao

Will you be making a video about the recent Chris Chan news?

him and that russian dude who prevented nuclear war

I’d honestly be pretty scared of being hunted by some old pissed of German or Nazi

all he wanted was to farm in peace and they wouldnt let him

@@Sutorenjalife wouldn’t let him farm in peace, so he made it the Nazi’s problem

that isnt a fact, when did he say that?

It is odd though that a lot of nazis were reported to also go to Venezuela after the war and South America in general

@@zachary3367 Yeah, so that might’ve been a less safe move than he thought it was

@@zachary3367 well, in the Spanish-speaking world (and arguably more so at this time), South American countries did have a higher living standard out of the other options, and considering he is leaving Spain/Europe it would make sense to move to South America. This all assuming language to be one of the factors. Just a guess.

😂

I think I heard that the Catholic church was taking money from Nazis and helping them escape. Haven't done the research tho

Seeing how much of a meat grinder the German army was at that point he probably just prolonged their lives a bit..

They probably thanked him for that after hearing what happened during d day

They shoudl of thanked them for that

Most of the garrisons In northern France were mainly formed by volunteers from conquered territories and POWs

Battle of Normandy

Wait, what? The SS visited him in Venezuela?

@@PolishBigfootCircle11 i think at the time he was still in Portugal, it wasn't really "the S.S" so much as one former s.s guy on the run

If I can't be a spy no one can. Especially not the germans, but Ill fuck with them so hard that the shockwaves from my counterintelligence ass kicking will half dismantle the other sides spy system for a while too until they get me as an ally.

"oops, sorry about that guys, didn't mean to steal your thunder! anyways, how about that job?"

It’s morbin time!

I'm about to do whats called a pro gamer move -Garbo

Damn. I failed to become a spy. Guess I’ll just do my fallback plan. Become a spy

@@THE_RULE787 it’s like when an op character does incredible feats for fun.

@@dannysankyu he's as close to one punch man as we gonna get.

Bahahhhahh

@@THE_RULE787 And socialism so he hated them extra.

germany: wait what? US: Nothing...

He used the advanced tactic called LYING! All warfare is based on deception. -Sun Tsu, The Art of War

@@wesleymclain9146and makarov

Here's how to break writers block. Just follow these simple steps,

@@wesleymclain9146 RIP technoblade

i wonder what the Russians would make of that guy?

​@@JeanLucCaptain They'd likely just shot him.

@@My_initials_are_O.G.cuz_I_am or recruit him as the most absurdly effective fake news agent in history. but considering how anti authoritarian he was ya i don't see him and Stalin getting along lol.

Says a lot about the British and the Germans 😂 took an American to actually use their brain and look at it haha

@@toziassmitt The americans didn't have a war going on their soil at the time, so they didn't risk as much recruiting him

Now that's how you beat the left and right.

It would make such a good movie !

Tabloid would be proud

@@kingsnakke6888 yep, an anarquist with no balls

I think he wrote letters

Nobody: Garbo walking into the M15 office with both a Most Excellent Order of the British Empire award and an Iron Cross on the same shirt.

Wonder how they felt when they found out he was that spy they we're looking for XD

I imagine it was doubly funny because they were hearing Hitler himself award it.

@@drneotech7254 just imagine him commissioning some random artist to make it because of the over the phone nature of the ceremony.

I just want to imagine everyone stops doing their thing after hearing he's getting an iron cross just to listen non stop laughter as hitler gives a speech for how good he is and how well he played his role

Just Dad doing Dad things

Loid Forger?

I think that's the most insane part, he did all of that and then his story had a happy ending

Csgo moments

then he unmutes his mic and says “thanks” but it’s obvious hes smiling

lmfaooooo

I imagine that he probably called in his close friends in British HQ and they all had a good laugh about it. Garbo is probably my favorite person now

I’m fuckin crying😂

my guy just needed a reason to hate

One of? This dude was the _best_

It wasn’t even the nazis who took his farm

The Butterfly Effect is truly fascinating 😄

my guy sees socialist in national socialism in it, and decided fuck it we ball

The butterfly effect at it's best

@@AltraHapi but its a good thing that his story is this way (This man Juan pujol garcía has such a great story in history)

Alternatively, his mother and sister get in on it and become the greatest trolls of WW2.

Jack Churchill was such an absurd person that you can't help but laugh. I remember reading that during the raid on Norway, he was playing patriot scot songs on his bagpipe almost the entire time. imagine being one of the germans. nothings really happening, you're far away from the carnage in the east, and all of sudden you hear Scotland the Brave in the distance before having 3 grenades lobbed at you and your mates

Honored to now be able to understand that

He knows all of the dialogue options, has gotten all but one ending, and this is his final playthrough.

@@WindowLickingDeer That goes so fucking hard.

I like to think that they had found out by they gave it to him, they were just like “Damn I’m not even mad”

One thousandth like :D

I think the English investigating against him is even more amazing xD

To me the fact that Hitler himself issued him the Iron Cross when in actuality he was a double agent the whole time is fucking mind blowing and hilarious

Well that would be weird is Sweden gave me one. Lay off the pot and give you sentences some structure or at least thought before you spout out shit.

I'm just sad that he said Lisbon is in Spain when it is in Portugal but ok I'll forgive him bcs he's my dad

I agree,pettiness is the strongest weapon of all

@@tiagovieira1969 que bom que não falo que era no brasil

Pettiness > the power of friendship

@@notproductiveproductions3504 ?

I would keep both framed side by side.

Franco was not fascist, didn't like them and really just played possum during the war. The troops he sent were mostly Falange volunteers, wich never really liked him, ironically. Franco's regime is one of the most random shit that happened in that century, Spain always delivers when it's about crazy leaders and brave dumb shenanigans

Garbo does a little bit of tomfoolery

a hint of trickery, if you will

A hand of silliness, one might say

a TREMENDOUS amount of war ending trolling

An amount of mischief, one can add

Absolute Chad.

@@primorock8141 but he's Hispanic

Garbo: *proceeds to win world war two*

Garbo: So it all started with socialists in spain stealing my chickens and then the fascists' beating me up.

From a chicken farm too ww2

LOL Same! I never would've thought Patton was enabled by a Spanish Comedic Mastermind

If it's 300000 USD in 1940s, that's about 5 million in today's dollars

he definitely kept them, because considering the agents doesn't exist, there's nowhere to really send the money out but himself. He probably have like tens of bank accounts just to make the money trail legit.

Probably what he used to fake his death and move to Venezuela

I'd love to imagine a scene from this movie where the German high command is having a discussion about sending money for their fallen spy. In the next scene, Garbo is shown wearing a really nice new watch.

Definitely. I could just imagine a movie where hitler is pissed that he lost d-day and then he goes to speak to garbo and is praising him and telling him its not his fault etc etc then the next scene he's devising a plan to fool them

gamers

Not just them, commies too “Both sound the same to me, I’ll kill either one” - wwii vet, FreedomToons (2018)

@@chrisquiett1776 Seamus is a champ.

The only Man I know that could be on the same level of pissed at something is Lauri Allan Thörne. He was a finnish man who hated communism so much that he fought the soviets as a soldier in the finnish army during the winter war, the german SS during WW2 and later with the yankees in the Vietnam war. To my knowledge he was awarded many important medals for his "Ruthless bravery" by all of the armies he fought in, such as an iron cross, a bronze star, a purple heart and a finnish flying cross.

Legends say he was the first and greatest gamer

No, Germany was very very close to winning the war and all historians agree.

funny timing btw when im playing fallout nv while listening this

@@hydrogamer471 yeah, I’m sure the meth addicts who tossed out their own doctors were totally masterminds.

@@hydrogamer471 Its way more complicated than that

he was no fink either

He listened to Cave Johnson!

😢😢😢😢

Pfft-

*azula noises*

*that ding sound that always plays when she’s around*

Germany was like the younger sibling with an unplugged controller

Sounds like a clickbait title but you just can’t make this shit up

Yeah they took that too

Just imagine what he’d do if they killed his rabbit…

@@moleperson haha, I understood this reference :)

"They took my chicken so I took their chicken dinner."

When you put it that way, it does make sense. However I doubt that was the reason Germany awarded it to him but it was still deserved regardless

How is less dead Nazis a good thing?

@@zach7482 One point would be that, had these soldiers been in actual battles, that would also have ment more dead allies-soldiers.

I mean, in a way he did help save Germany in general. Plus if I'm reading this correctly the Iron Cross, while not able to be awarded anymore, is sort of officially recognized by today's German government, so you could say retroactively that that was the justification.

In both sides might I add. No human loss is worth it for political reasons. No war but class war.

Otto Skorzeny was also one hell of a guy. Arguably more of a main character than agent Garbo, since he saw a lot of actual action. Look him up.

Now it's time for new game plus

@@ClassicCountry348..... A-are you implying WW3?

@@redplays07 Nah, WWII Part 2.

@@Gaboguy11 but the _dolf_ is dead Edit: why is this getting so many replies

@@redplays07 nacht der untoten round 5 million hitler boss fight

A lot of it was simply written as "Hitler was stupid, lulz" when we were taught history on this subject and it came up that Germany kept doing these dumb things. What a discredit to this man's work.

many nore reasons than garbo, WW2 had way too many aspects. by breaking it down towards his work, youre also on a very wrong path. Another huge reason for example was the meth supply breaking down towards the end of the war, almost all the higher ups were heavily addicted to "Pervitin"

@@benjamintherogue2421 i like to imagine it was both factors.

@@samuelwolch1302 Hitler, like many people in the war, made many sensible and questionable decisions that could have gone either way. He wasn't stupid. He didn't get to the top of the Socialist feeding-frenzy by being stupid.

@@samuelwolch1302lot of it was also under wraps until after the Cold War so in the meantime everyone has to guess and work off the public record and what little was revealed . German generals in the west played up Hitler’s (real but not omnipresent) involvement , for example, while the Allies didn’t want to explain the tricks they were using or prepared to use against the reds. This is ontop of the real inefficiencies and infighting inherent to nazism , which can’t be discounted either, but there was the fog of war

Holy shit this puts so much in perspective.

You tellin' me there's an alternative timeline where anime is a german creation? Damn, Garbo really changed story huh

Jesus, you said that and chills went down my spine. I was just smiling though the comments of everyone having a good time and being inspired and talking about the dark comedy of it all, and then your comment gave me whiplash. Dude!

Funnily enough, most people on the animal management / husbandry course I did a while back loved animals but either hated or were scared of horses. Horses are just crazy; they're big and they scare easy, imo other animals are easier to manage.

I work in animal husbandry and hate horses. I think it mainly comes from hating horse people though, a lot of them have really stupid demands for the care of their animals and have no real idea what they're talking about, the horse is just their version of a Ducati you ride a couple kilometres on the weekends then leave in the garage all week. I guess that hatred of horse owners eventually grows into a hatred of all things horse related 🤷 That and they're ugly, and poor grazers.

can you blame him for not wanting to go near something that can kill u in a second

@@Coffin17I Dude, no need to do the horses like that in the end. Also, yes. I don't think animal loving has to be you love all animals. The PETA police won't come after you.

@@maybemay1403 but humans where like “hey lets ride these into war!”

and poetically realistic he isn't a famous spy, and probably the most successful spy

"Colonel Hogan! It is illegal for one man to be on both sides of the same war!"

Walter Buchcik was awarded with both the Iron Cross and Polish Krzyż Walecznych. But he wasn't a spy.

Dr jolly falklands war. Awarded both an obe and the Argentinian highest award

Lauri Törni did that, but in sequence: Mannerheim cross in Finnish army, Iron cross in Waffen-SS and then Distinguished Flying Cross, Bronze star, Purple heart in the US army. Guy hated commies

The school system has no need for kids to enjoy history 😭

You see your wrong. They want history books to be boring on purpose so history can repeat itself due to ignorance.

Damn bruh my teacher even mentioned the diversion but not how or why if happened. Damn bro. This is some real shit.

Most history books that cover the War do mention Garbo.

For American history yes, but sophomore year I learned about the neothilic age of the world i think it’s pretty interesting world history is pretty cool

This’ll be an iconic scene when the movie comes out

I imagine it was just like this kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z7ujo8aLprTXk6M.html Just fuckin they all run away lmao

I imagine it was something like that wolf of wall street scene where he is about to close a deal Infront of the whole company.

The scene starts with everyone trying to hold it in. "Okay guys, be quiet for a few minutes." They all stand around holding hands over their mouths while the Germans solemnly tell them if their defeat, but of how much of an asset he was and that they wish to give him the highest honor possible. He responds to them sounding like he's sobbing, telling them he feels like he doesn't deserve it because for all his efforts he failed. They reassure him that he was one of their best spys and he shouldn't feel upset. They both say goodbye to each other, a sorrowful hitch in their voices. And then as soon as the phone is hung up he and everyone else immediately let out all of their pent up, hysterical laughter.

@@tang620 literally 😭😭

a jojo rabbit-esque movie would be perfect

One day

There is an old movie about it but it's pretty bad iirc

This sounds like one of those movies where they'd have to town DOWN some of the crazier elements!

fr omg

He did so good they didn’t even know there was a spy they were looking for

"his name is Michaelo and wears a cool brown coat" Germany slowly nodding completely convinced: "my god.."

@@Sleepy_Cabbage gentlemen, this is a bucket! It contains the secrets of the allies! Hitler: Dear god

@@Sleepy_Cabbage mein goht

*Germany tenso* Garbo: "... and then they kissed." *Germany hap*

@@snowgrave2475 but there's more!

Was going to say something because that really kept bugging me, but I looked to see if someone else already brought it up.

Did he imply Lisbon was in Spain? He didn’t clarify that it wasn’t, and I guess maybe a lot of people might not know this, but I don’t think he really made it seem like it was either.

As a Portuguese woman, I'm deeply offended that you think "it's super easy to think of it as a part of Spain. " Many a war have been fought over this and at some point, Portugal and Spain literally divided the entire world between the two of us (ambitious plans..) Tone note: I'm joking at being offended but the rest is unfortunately true

​​@@LBPBumoutIn at least the first instance when our man "goes" to London, Wendigoon said he just went to Lisbon and then recounting the same episode, he says he was in Spain. It's a minor mistake, but yeah Lisbon is indeed in Portugal and not Spain. I actually think this makes the fact that he somehow got Spanish government ID before being an official spy a lil easier to understand. If he was indeed in Portugal at the time, we were under our own fascist dictator (Salazar, who actually chose to be neutral in wwii) and it's possible that a well placed bribe would be enough to do something like that and not arise suspicions from Spain.

Also, Greta Garbo was Swedish.

Let him cook

slay

Lol hell yeah, he sounds hilarious, I'd have done the same thing.

Quirked up Spanish boy with a little bit of swag

@@collinbeal Quirked up Spanish boy makes fools of entire German Spy Network.

@@collinbeal “a little bit of swag” that is a massive understatement and you know it

@@thequeenofcringe1585 it's from the meme turn of phrase "Quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style. Is he goated with the sauce?"

War stories can be very interesting…and this here is proof

@@scottpeltier3977nobody said they can’t be interesting, he just said he often hates how war stories are romanticised and sensationalised

@@Sqk. lol

And pure goddamn salt

​​@@gyrozeppeli4862 if you ever wobble him in melee you're a fucking dead man

I once seen him kill 3 men in a bar… With a pencil.

And the only reason he even got involved to begin with was because he got pushed around by socialists and fascists in his homeland and saw those same political parties gaining ground in Germany. He only tried to become a spy in the first place out of political spite.

Unsung hero, I wanna know more about Tank Magician

@@case3474 Look up the ghost army, this is literal what they were created to do. It was a bunch of artist who's purpose was to basically troll other countries with dummies of various different vehicles and such. I don't know if this specific tank was one of theirs but still very interesting.

@@supergingerr Thats amazing! I will look them up

@@supergingerr welp ik what role I'm signing up for if we ever get drafted into a ww3

Im sorry but this comment gave me a weird pretty woman vibe "You work on commission font you? Big mistake"

@@mynamegothit3825 you're right, i fixed it XD

Garcia: "So about that raise."

@@AspenBrightsoul 'Tell you what, you get Erwin Rommel to stand on the wrong beach for 2 months, I'll give you the Order of Excellence to go alongside that.' "Bet"

I imagine this as a Monty Python scene.

“One Salty Spanish Boi” Pfft- I am DeCeAcEd

U mess w his chickens he mess with your entire nation

@@snowdewford3175 if you're gonna make an unfunny CaPs comment at least spell right

Salty Spanish Boi trollstomps 10/10

@@HavingCrumpets You don't even know if English is their first language, you can correct people, but do so in a kinder manner

You make a fair pout sir. I would deffo sign that petition.

YES! THAT'S THE ONLY PART OF HISTORY THAT I CARE ABOUT

I’d love to see more people through history like this

@@notenum1 no doubt. History is such a vast field to dig out gems like this, all you need is the will and effort to do it and daddy wendigoon is the perfect man for the job

@@rhetiq9989 absolutely, he’s serious enough to get the message across, but at the same time he isn’t a brick wall of speech. Glad I discovered this channel. Definitely becoming one of my favorites super quick

Or a Quadruple agent.

@@charlotteshenkenberger345 He would have still been working for the allies though, my comment meant that germany probably would have won

That's so cool!

Another underrated individual

She what? Okay now this story needs a sequel

@@Sleepy_Cabbage agreed

You're telling me that not only Juan was the absolute embodiment of trolling, but his wife as well ? Holy fuck

What Britain does to a person

@@cottncorp320 wEll aT lEaST OUr sKOOls aREn’T shOOTInG raNGes

I'd hate living in London too

What the angloid experience does to a mf

She literally almost fucked up years worth of work and espionage bc she didnt like the culture of london. Thats crazy

Ikr!! I can believe this didn't make it in to school books 😂😂

Because he was both anti-socialist and anti-communist, both of which parties control modern Europe and the Americas.

@@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly .... I’m not sure which rock exactly you’ve been living under... but most of the population of the us violently hates anything, literally ANYTHING, even remotely relating to communism and socialism. That includes the government. Take it from a democratic socialist. They get very violent.

Why isn’t there a movie yet?

@@raccoon8743 he means the schools

He was the first troll

Germany got pranked

Troll king

Garbo, receiving a German Enigma machine: with this, we can now do......a loooooooootta trollin!

Rebuttal: Coen Brothers because Garbo is basically Ulysses Everett McGill in real life

@@misszombiequeen come on it’s crazy historical shit, put Quentin Tarantino in charge of it and you’ll get something even more batshit

@@strategicrager1891 I'd be fine with either

I don't think this should be dry humor per se, I think a movie about this guy should be part "Man From U.N.C.L.E." and part "Johnny English", just straight up.

mY EXACT SAME THOUGHTS

I know im supporsed to be skeptical of randos on the internet but I really want to believe this

I don't believe you.

Even if this isn't true, the likelihood of this happening at some point is pretty high. Even if it wasn't to the grandparent of the commenter.

@breaking legs and breaking hearts LOL so? Does that mean we should take their word for anything at all?

​@@DraconisMarchVII Why should you trust anyone at all? Live life in deep mistrust of everything and everyone.

There's a spanish documentary titled 'Garbo: The Spy'

I imagine a scene of a snarky garbo laying back in a library while laughing his ass offf

Seriously though, how is there not a movie about this yet?

I mean it wouldnt be crazy entertaining since its just him sitting in a library sending bs to the Germans and them 100% believing it

@@trevor8726 true but Hollywood will fix that with a love interest and explosions.

Any wendigoon is buff wendigoon

@@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 fair, but I meant to word it differently. I know Wendigoon mostly for his conspiracy videos and other things involving the paranormal, so seeing a World War 2 video from him is pretty interesting.

@@SplendidCoffee0 I know what you mean

@@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 I gotcha, lmao

@SplendidCoffee0 I just want to express that I really like your pfp

WW11? What happened to world wars 3-10?

@@WindowLickingDeer eh, they were just cash grabs because of the popularity of the first two.

That makes him so attractive

That's why he and penguinz0 are the best youtubers

Charlie is the uncle of youtube and Wendigoon is the dad

@@benjaminbarraza8972 I think you're onto something

@@benjaminbarraza8972 that's 100 percent the exact energy. goon perhaps being the older brother, even. charlie the uncle is fuckin spot on though

Boomer teachers can't handle Juan's sheer level of culture

Cuz he's spanish, and Spain doesn't do heroes justice.

22 years isn’t all that long. Especially when you consider the topic. Not everyone wants to go any deeper than text books into any history.

​@@CornPopsDood you misunderstood this losers comment. he saying why did he just learn about this youtuber today, after 22 years of being alive. its cuz this dude wasnt making vids 22 years ago and its cuz youtube wasnt a thing back then. dumb comment for dure

Well he wouldn't be a very good spy if everyone knew about him now would he

Spite is truly one of the most powerful human emotions that can drive a person