Disney's next movie is about a squirrel that pushes alternate lifestyles on innocent children.

@@wutntarnation Disney's next movie is about a squirrel that pushes harmful lifestyles on innocent children.

2 years later this comment still rings true...

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It's amazing what America believes it's owed from the entertainment industry, businesses, the government etc, after 6+ decades of purposefully banning God and Biblical truth from all the places they were once honored in favor of: abortion, lgbt, politics, legal drug use, a "theory" evolution, porn etc [Romans 1 v18-32].

Airplane? Surely I am positive.

@@LyneisFilm I remember that movie so well ! Did you ever stop the squirrel from raiding your bird feeder ??

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rOCCqruWm8XVgqc.html Here's how another KZfaqr stopped squirrels

@@MrStudly302 its a squirrel feeder. birds can cover far more area they dont need feeders. fuck em.

Haha classic!

😂🤣😂

Yes they just love the challenge. Poor Shirley. Lol

A show with many different carnival rides for squirrels can the found on u-tube as. Backyard files. Really relaxing and fun to watch. The squirrels even sit and watch him build new things in anticipation.

Soon as he said he was a physicist I knew he was doomed you should go to Old Fashion car mechanic or plumber with a fix the problem

Shirley you can’t be serious.

@@billmoran3219 I am and don't call me Shirley!

ya, that was a poor attempt considering his credentials. i made a better one than that, that actually worked, when i was about ten. but then we ended up with a dog who loved to chase squirrels. problem solved.

@@redeyestones3738 Um, okay? No one cares.

I have heard that squirrels can be very destructive to fruit trees. Fortunately for bird feeders there are known solutions. Thanks for commenting.

All that work... why didn’t you just get a pellet gun and start picking them off? Easy peasy

@@deelo2281 I found a different solution. See the second video Squirrel Raids Bird Feeder - Cyclotron Physicist Builds a Squirrel Cafe. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e5Z8qMiautHGaZc.html

Claude Lyneis but it still doesn’t work? Why not build a squirrel catapult?? Those look like a lot of fun

@@deelo2281 Another solution. Squirrel Raids Bird Feeder - Cyclotron Physicist Builds a Squirrel Cafe. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e5Z8qMiautHGaZc.html

Space Cats that wagging tail is how they communicate. She’s calling her whole family to dinner. 😂

They are smarter than you think

THIS JUST CRACKED ME UP !!!

It’s hilarious. After convincing my wife lol

now that's funny.

if shirley and the red one have kids, we could probably start breeding supersquirrels,and as soon as all the kids mastered the feeder,they can advance to the cyclotron.

Perhaps she doesn't have a valid US passport?

The heck with NASA, I nominate her for political office! Better problem solving skills than any politician I seen yet!

Already hired by SpaceX... they told her there are squirrel proof bird feeders on Mars and she said she'd help Elon get there.

Speaking of which, you should go see Mark Rober, former Nasa engineer's video on testing squirrels similar to this.

If Shirley had her own bag of peanuts she wouldn't have the problem solving skills that she has

I don’t know why this came to mind. I’ll blame it on the Pandemic as we’ve not been able to see them but once during the Pandemic. Last summer We were altogether. Our 4 year old Grandson, told his 7 year old cousin, when she became very frustrated. Never never give up! She is an excellent student and loves learning. He was born with learning differences and difficulties. And yet he clearly recognized her suffering, offering her understanding and compassion. Within minutes, they found a solution to the problem. I was very touched by the exchange.

@@irun2day1 I think people who are a bit slow to learn school book information are far more in tune with their emotions, and seem to have a sixth sense for understanding the feelings of others. I've only known a couple of people with some sort of learning disability or other, and they are probably the most caring individuals I've ever met.

More like hunger.

You’ll get there Jake.

very cute

..oooh....

That's funny on the squirrel s part

Squirrels are indeed intelligent. lol

Incredible!! You should have yelled to them, "I heard that!"

LoL

That's like paying the mob for protection.

Yep, squirrels have way more time on their hands than we do. If you feed birds, an offering to the squirrel gods is a must....its pay me now or pay me later. I have a couple of those pricey spring loaded cage feeders...the only thing I have found that mostly works...but even those they jump on to dislodge the feed and pick it up off the ground. So, peanuts to distract them and everyone gets fed.

@@dwhip49 a .22 works pretty well for me

You guys apparently have never heard of weight-activated feeders, which eliminate all squirrels, and simple baffle poles. Paying protection peanuts is capitulation.

So true. Squirrels have to work all summer & fall to store up food & fatten up just so they can survive the winter. People like to say squirrels are greedy gluttons, but they're really just trying to survive.

All the survival instincts of the Sciuridae can never trump the ballistic engineering of a .22.

So correct. There's not anything much stronger to motivate, than the will to survive.

@@scarletpimpernel230 are you suggesting they shoot an innocent animal who just trying to get a meal?

@VaultGirl: Exactly! Just like woodchucks that are eating the garden lettuce! Mmmmmm, pan-fried woodchuck steaks with garlic!

When the CREATOR is wise and intelligent, so is all His creation! HalleluYah, all glory and honor to Jesus Christ my Lord!!! Especially when the devil doesn’t meddle with the minds and mess things up with his DISTRACTING and DUMBING DOWN demonic technology and wiles!! ⚠️🚨 PS. There’s not a single animal in this world that acts stupidly and/or to harm himself and his family, or that is SELF-DESTRUCTIVE or HATEFUL (to self or others). Because the devil / sATAN doesn’t mess with them as he does with the poor humans! Abba, have mercy on us! 🙏🥺

I visited the MSU cyclotron many times and knew Henry Blosser very well. He was an incredible cyclotron physicist. Maybe I met your dad on one of those visits.

@@LyneisFilm You might have. Dad was the engineer in charge of machining and fabrication and so ran the machine shop and was tasked with keeping everything working. We also hosted the cyclotron pig roast picnic for many summers. Dr. Blosser was a true genius and a mean volleyball player. Great man.

I've beaten the squirrels two different ways. I can be done.

We did that. Worked for about 2 weeks. Then the squirrels had stretched out the slinky to the point that they could place thir paws in between the rings and climbed right up. I also bought a "squirrel proof" feeder from the Yankee bird store. Almost $100. Took about a week for the squirrel to figure out that if it hung from the top, the trap door wouldn't close.

@thecrackp0t There is hope!

@@Caseyd1966 there's no hope!🤣😅

The squirrels figured out how to get inside the slinky and climb up the pole eventually when I did this. They are just too darn smart.

@@rachelleeastman6091 all because them bloody freaky little fingers!😂

My problem is the opposite. I'm feeding the squirrels -- about 5-6-7 on any given day -- but all these annoying birds also rapidly appear and eat the peanuts (unsalted) too. And the aggressive squirrels who are very food possessive towards other squirrels just ignore all the birds stealing the food. Crazy squirrels.

@@fyt54321 build a bird feeder that can only be accessed through a hole in the bottom. Many birds have extreme difficultly learning to adapt to hover slightly in order to make the entrance.

True

Glad to hear about Bucky. My squirrel adventures continue Squirrel Raids Bird Feeder - Cyclotron Physicist Builds a Squirrel Cafe. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e5Z8qMiautHGaZc.html

Haha. I like that you offered us a story of the opposite circumstance.

Time to break out the shotgun

Exactly.

True. And SUCH LANGUAGE!! i thought this was a family-friendly channel! But NOOOOO...!! Now, I must ensure that the shades are down and the curtains drawn less my uncouth viewing habits become the talk of the neighborhood! REALLY!! :) Seriously, thank you for posting this. Most entertaining.

*Tails.

YES! One of great Geico ads.!!

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nothing a .177 wouldnt have solved....

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@@pamelaoakes6121 ???

And then you have many birds, that are much smarter than most mammals aside from humans

Her level of annoyance seems indicated by the flicking of her tail.

this was an advert in the uk in late 80s that made me a fan. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iruKY5uelsebZ3U.html

and a comedy one. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l9qdeMJimd2lZ2w.html

The definitely are fast learners, clever thinkers and persistent workers. Squirrel Raids Bird Feeder - Cyclotron Physicist Builds a Squirrel Cafe. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e5Z8qMiautHGaZc.html

Chasing squirrels down a rabbit hole...

I saw that program. It was hilarios!

Desperation and hunger are strong motivators!

They are WAY more ingenious.

Right? Feeds birds but no peanuts 🥜 for the squirrel 🐿

So true. The only approach I have seen that "works" is to have a platform that launches said squirrel, triggered as they pause to get their balance. Of course, "squirrel-guns" are generally frowned upon since they could be pregnant etc. My grandfather used to launch them onto a little trampoline... I think they enjoyed it more than if they had gotten to the seed... who wins?? If you believe in chemical weapons, put some Cheyanne pepper powder in with the bird seed and vaseline the approach so they "shake it up good first". The birds are not susceptible to the flavor of pepper. By the way, peppers like this are rich in vitamin C -which is reflected in its cost. Don't let the squirrels bankrupt your bird-feeding endeavor. And don't get me started about my hummingbird nectar feeder. Me, I feed squirrels first, then birds second. You have not seen anything until you have seen a squirrel addicted to sugar water. You don't want to go there...

Thanks for watching and the great review. I did work on the story telling aspect.

...and then gets a big cash bonus for every idea he comes up with!

@@bobpourri9647 His boss then becomes suspicious when he asks for a bonus paid out in acorns.

I know it's not "internetable".... but where were the particle beam weapons.... the high-energy x-rays?? It was like giving a nuclear physicist only playdoh to work with... ok, ok, so "birdseed" is only worth so much effort.... but it is the principle of the encounters.

She was one determined Fox Squirrel

The really like Black Oil Sunflowers seed.. But recently I supplied walnuts, pecans, filberts and almonds and they started to ignore the seeds.

@Bellicose Ataraxia yeah but it's so expensive to feed those greedy bastards. A suet cake lasts a variety if birds 1 week or more, or a squirrel, 1 day.

Zoomer30 funny!

@@andraconstantin9459 I put my squirrel on the 12 gauge 9 shot diet so fars he's dropped a ton weight just skin and bones in fact....

@@LyneisFilm You're teaching them well! They'll expect baked Alaska and caviar next! GREAT video. :)

Maybe a little less in Red's case...he turned out to be a one-trick, er, squirrel!

I was wondering when a comment would say "Don't call me Shirley." Guess our age is showing! Great stuff.

I read about them not liking peppers. Didn’t work. I put some hot peppers in my garden, they ate them too 🤷‍♀️

Why didn't you raise the overall height of the pole, so the squirrels couldn't jump past the bird feeders defence system?

@@sgodsellify I later installed a separate pole with better results. Squirrel Raids Bird Feeder - Cyclotron Physicist Builds a Squirrel Cafe. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e5Z8qMiautHGaZc.html

Shirley is a squirrel rock star! 💕💕💕

@@jrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjrjr *_Dude._*

You just need a small dog. Were trying to attract squirels with monkey nuts but the dog just scares them away.

It really isn't all that hard for them to do so.

Shirley moved on, but she was undefeated.

Good question! Here is another one. Why are squirrels loved and rats hated. They birds and squirrels both won in Squirrel Raids Bird Feeder - Cyclotron Physicist Builds a Squirrel Cafe. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e5Z8qMiautHGaZc.html

Because squirrels will chew holes to make homes in the attic and are just as adept at your house deterrents as the seed deterrents.

because this attachments are irrational and unfair but we make the rules so does't matter. If an alien race made of ants would see what we do to ants, like pouring molten aluminum on them to make art, they would flip out and kill us all with "human spray". Same if an alien race of mosquito derivates will arrive on earth, fall in love with their malaria transmitting cousin from Africa and decide they are cute, have cute trumpets, and impressively articulated legs, with superb fibonaci ratios, and we the humans are hideous monsters which slap the shit out of them when we get the chance. So it's all subjective tribalism bullshit. And that's a fact. But we don't care about facts basically. We love dogs, as such dogs have rights, but pigs don't. We can kill and eat them. And if pigs do, rabbits don't. And if they do, chickens don't... so we can kill them and eat them.. so on.. to entire life and non life. There is a fake arbitrary/subjective line you need to draw in the sand. And that's wrong. Because it's a lie. There is no line. It will never be. And when you base your decisions on lies, everything gets fucked up and you get confused. None of it makes sense in the sense you want. Because the thing you want - is wrong and does not make sense in this universe. Is like wanting to pass trough a brick wall. The laws of the universe are set, and don't care about you or what you want. And everything comes down to power. If you have power you do whatever you want and decide on what others do and don't. But scales beyond the individual. If a group of people - called a country - decide that dogs have rights - you can't eat your dog in that country because you go to jail. Meaning they use their collective power against you. You can't rebel against millions of people, and if you do you are like the moskito i slap when is too greedy with his blood sucking procedure. But where that law does not apply, they eat dogs - like China and Corea - and that's right. Because right means whatever you want to mean, and as long as you have the power to enforce it, and delude yourself accordingly, you are "justified". So if you have a big military you do that. That why you should pay attention to your military because violence is the ultimate form of expression of that power. If you don't have it, somebody else will and will dictate how should you run your life. That's our entire morality and ethics in a nut shell. The shock for most people is when they rely realize is exactly like that. But most don't want to realize it. Because realizations usually have consequences, but because the layered delusion - it remains misunderstood and the system is kept as it is. It's all subjective. It all revolves around our subjective human bullshit. You can love your squirrels just fine, don't let others tell you squirrels are not as worthy of your admiration as birds are as you point out - because are just some rats with tree climbing abilities - so what? . At the same time realize it's your subjective admiration mumbojumbo and don't enforce it on others - unless you want to face the consequences. Some people will attack you back. There are people who hate squirrels with passion, because they destroyed their multi million dollar crops, or houses, or plans and future. No different then you might hate annoying flies or blood sucking mosquito. And if you try to enforce your shit on them, they might attack you back and enforce their shit on you. And that's ok. Because your action and their action is in equivalence, and if is your subjective interpretation that it isn't.. it rely does not matter - because is not about some interpretation - is about power. So you fight for what you rely want.. and build the world you want to live in. I personally love squirrels - they are so cute - especially when they are angry moving that tail :)) but at the same time i love everything else.. from butterflies to slimy snails and venomous snakes. Life in all it's diversity is wonderful. And that's a fact. Wonder means you are constantly surprised and intrigued about the complexity of it when you are not ignorant about it. For example, we still don't have an AI as capable as that squirrel yet. We have supercomputers of the size of many football fields connected together, and the algorithm running in them is not as capable as whatever runs in that 1 cubic centimeter of squirrel brain. Actually i think is much less then 1 cubic centimeter. Need to look that up. (i did - it is 10560000000x more volume dense auci - for 1 football field, racks of 2 meter high) Imagine how sophisticated each creature rely is. From the spider that carries it's little babies in its home made cocoon to the human which can wipe out all life on this planet. At the same time, i know is my subjective setup. Its a pretty useful setup. If you use it, it allows you to rely understand what is going on with less delusion then other subjective setups.

@@aion2177 oh, good grief! Some people like the sound of their own voices, and others like to type ridiculous nonsense! Clean up your mouth! Don't use dirty language!

Squirrels are very destructive. They will chew thru anything, to include house siding, automobile wiring, and absolutely destroy your attic. Strobe lights are about the only thing to drive them out of an attic.

Well said

No he's just showing how much smarter squirrels are then him

Oh poo.

I am clearly lacking in imagination.

@@LyneisFilm Would running an electric current through a hanging wire suspending a feeder work?

Drive a small car and fly a small plane...

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thats funny to write but that could hurt them or badly injure them. We don't want them to suffer. Second or third degree burns is causing suffering. Lets not increase the suffering in the world. Please be kind. Piloting the submarine would be cool so long as you don't cause the death of the squirrel by drowning because that is suffering. Maybe a weight sensitive platform if its low enough to the ground that the squirrel would not break any bones and suffer. So like 3 feet. Because they are not expecting it and need time to figure out how to land.

Lol squirrel more then 1, lol But human still 0, lol

Had the best coat and the fullest figure of any of the squirrels that visited. Thanks for watching

lmao!

Until the damn thing gets in your attic and starts chewing on the electrical wire$...

@@540Baseball That is one good reason I shoot all squirrels and groundhogs. The ravens and vultures appreciate the offerings.

me too!

Mee too!

Thanks for watching and commenting.

or it can mean she's thinking and measuring in her mind and practicing how she's going to flip her tail around to keep her balance while she tries to overcome the obstacle course. :)

I agree. They seemed to look carefully at all angles and then take a flying leap.

Our pleasure!