maya is a strong independent woman without a frontal lobe and peripheral vision

My favourite part was them calling for a fridge repair at the place they’re only staying at for 1 night with only a 6 pack of beer.

Hollywood needs to stop announcing trilogies, before the first movie even comes out.

"Why are you doing this?" "Because you booked." "😱😱"

us: "Why are you doing this?" Hollywood: "for money"

The motorcycle, the noise, the shower, the hair dryer---none of these things bothered me. BUT, her getting high when she's worried about a person outside, that one was too hard to get past.

I have the perfect comparison for this movie. Remember the Geico commercial with the chainsaw killer and the group of Young adults run into the garage filled with hanging chainsaws instead of getting in the running car. And the killer rolls his eyes at how dumb they are. That’s this movie. It’s an extended version of that commercial.

The IRONY of getting an ad for this movie in the middle of this review 🤣 😂 🤣

Genuinely one of your funniest videos to date. I cackled. "I would've Peeta Melarck'ed that shit." lol

I have asthma, inhalers aren't just pumping oxygen into your lungs. Put very simply, attacks cause your airways to close up, which then is relieved by inhaling the medication. Just sucking in more air isn't going to do much. If anything, it could make things worse because you're basically giving yourself a panic attack.

the second i left the theater the only thing keeping me sane was knowing this rant would be coming.

"because you're home" implies a sense of intrusion on privacy, intrusion on a place that should be safe from the outside world, without meaning just "house" and that's why it's impactful. on the other hand, "because you're HERE" doesn't carry the same intimacy. could be "here" like at the gas station, like on the street, like in any other random place. the element of the real intrusion (the intrusion on privacy) is lost.

People in horror movies have ZERO survival instincts. How tf do you not FEEL SOMEONE STARING AT YOU?!! I would feel it even if I’m asleep!

This trilogy really should’ve been one 2-3 hour movie instead of 3 dragged out movies. This first one could’ve been cut down to like a 20-30 minute “act one” of a film. We’ve seen it all before.

Yeah it really sucks that this movie had a higher opening weekend than actual good to great horror movies like Abigail, Immaculate, The First Omen and Lisa Frankenstein like seriously what is going on

The hiding spot comment.... omg same! I hate when ppl move right away right after the person walks by.

Honestly, I wouldn't even be answering the door that late at night. Especially not when I'm in a town that I'm not familiar with at all.

This is a proper drag of this movie, I’m SCREAMING lol

Such valid points here. I’d never ever shower in that situation 😂

The thing with remakes is it should offer something on top of the original. Give the audience a reason to want to watch that adds to the story or offers something. The whole time I was thinking “why am I watching the exact same movie as the 2008 version but way worse”

The thing that makes the scene where sackhead is in the background so special in the original is that he fades in so subtly, it unsettles you and makes you scan the background of every scene after. The reality of that situation is so terrifying, the thought that the last time the hairs on the back of your neck stood up, was that because someone was watching you from the dark? It’s beautiful.

Everything you said I agree. And the boyfriend accidentally shooting some random person was dumb. But then when he had a chance to shoot the actual killer, he literally had the gun to her head for so long and he didn’t kill her!!! Yet he kills a random innocent person by mistake. Sooo stupid 😂

Can't wait to see the rant part. No one does it better than you!!

The way you asked whyyyy are they hiding by a window with your head down in disbelief had me dying!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

The point about making loads of noise… I lived in the countryside in North Wales very briefly in my exes house (I was between moving) years ago. My ex worked nights. He left for work one night around 8pm in his car leaving the driveway empty. It was the middle of winter, so was already dark, and not long after he’d left, someone knocked on the door. I assumed it was him forgetting something. So I opened it and this guy was there but he’d stepped back against the fence so his face was in shadow. He then started asking some random questions about one of the neighbouring properties, and once I said sorry I closed the door. As soon as I did that, I felt my anxiety skyrocket. I ran upstairs, and tried to look out of the window and just watched him get in his car a little down the street and just sit there. Eventually he left. Chances are it was nothing, but the last time I wanted to do was to make loads of noise. I felt super anxious and just made sure everything was locked and curtains drawn and stuff. It was fine in the end and nothing happened, but I didn’t just go and have a shower. 😂

“Why are you doing this?!” “Because we’re out of ideas.”

hahah thumbnail is sending me I can't wait

This movie just felt like someone watched the original, took random aspects, and just slapped them into this one. Like “We need the husband to leave like the original? Sure, we’ll make a random plot point so he leaves. We need the kids? Sure, just slap them in at the beginning, that’ll be scary”

The marking for this moving is so bizarre. Like it was “See how the strangers became the strangers” but now I’m hearing it’s a remake???? If this is supposed to be the prequel to the first one (which is what I thought this was) they should’ve made the strangers the main characters and actually showed how they became killers instead of whatever it was we got 💀

They should really make a horror of someone with anxiety where they're alert and don't miss anything happening in the house but can't do anything about it, like doing the opposite of all the scenes you mentioned. Because that would be me alone and paranoid 😂

"why..is he taking a motorcycle..in to town...?" 😳 😆 love the way you said that 🤣

Also, this being a prequel with them a.) using a phone flashlight at all, and b.) using a smart phone made in the modern era is SO incredibly annoying. It’s not a prequel if you’re using technology that is from post-original movie. Like the prop department couldn’t be utilized for more than a couple of masks? Totally takes you out of universe and the movie.

The only thing I wanted to add is that the 2 boys with the bike is a call to the ‘original story’ that this is loosely based on known as the Keddie Cabin Murders. A family was found murdered by a pair of Mormon boys on a bicycle.

I love how angry you are at the main character 😂

The original has a special place in my heart for the use of sound design. That record player blasting while they were in the closet, and the aftermath of that scene, really got me. I won't be seeing the new one after all the horrible things I've heard about it. It makes me so sad.

i love watching all the strangers chapter 1 rants xD. I was so close to walking out of the movie during the whole "they say the first kill is the hardest" scene 💀

You didn’t mention how the boyfriend could have got into a running car left behind by the stranger when he rammed their car into the tree … but he went into the woods. 😂

14:45 I would NOT take a shower, hell, I don't like taking showers when I'm alone in my own house during the day, not because of creepy intruders, but because my mom fell out of a shower and broke her shoulder a year ago so I am not doing that when there's no-one around to help!

This whole move pissed me off. Literally every stupid decision. Also the constant trips!! No one in this movie could walk without tripping! Also that was clearly the Mormon boy at the door! That was not a girl. At least I’m 95% sure it was the Mormon boy

One of the funniest rants yet.

“i would peeta mellark that” killed me haha.. you aren’t wrong either

the first strangers and the strangers pray at night were soooo good

I also love prey at night!!! It’s not perfect but it’s so much fun and feels like an 80s slasher throwback!!

🖐 asthmatic. Nope. Inhalers do not contain air and only air. They contain aerosolized medication you must breathe in with air to make your lungs calm the hell down. But, great video. Love your work. Happy to see your video post! Love them

They took a beloved movie and turned it into a horror parody that a character would be watching in a sitcom

I actually love Extended Rants, Yes! No run-of-the-mill rants for me, That's why I'm here! Thanks for posting this video

I will give the director who did Prey at Night major props for coming up with scenes that really stood out, especially how the music was incorporated into the scenes like the Air Supply song playing while the girl is running from the flaming truck. After hearing this review though, I think I will skip the theater and wait for it to come out on TV/streaming.

I watched this movie this week and when Maya (Madeline Petch) was in the closet, I kept on saying “turn off your flashlight!!” I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who saw it lol

Your rant about them making so much noise had me dying 😂

I'm just hoping Chapter 2 and 3 are so good I can forget 1!😅

That thumbnail tho! Perfect! 😊

Honestly I would love to see The Strangers done in the past like the old west or the far future, you know have fun with the idea and if they want to expand the "lore" with something interesting

I shit you not…while watching this video, I got an ad for The Strangers Chapter 1 🤣 THE IRONY

lol at the asthma inhaler! Thanks for the rant, will be rewatching OG strangers instead.

This is your best rant yet. 😅

this is your best/funniest video ever. i mean you are right this movie is RIDICULOUS, and your reaction is fantastic

i always enjoy your videos but you were so dry and sarcastic and hilarious in this one i have giggled and rewatched twice, i love the sass i gotta be honest i need to find more rant videos

As much as I'm here for you bringing us news on horror you actually like and I'm excited about... I LOVE your rants. 😂😂 Also, as a service industry person I can absolutely tell you that people give me their life story when they order food. That they're vegetarian, why they're vegetarian, the last time they ate something they're allergic to and every. single. reaction their body had to said allergy.

I live for your rants and you are just so spot on when it comes to the movies coming out lately. I rarely make it out to the theaters for this reason and I miss being excited for a new release. 😔

it would have been really fun if Sarah had arranged a gag where we see a man in the glass of the cabinet behind her and she doesn't notice anything

ive been waiting to hear your thoughts on this! love your rants

The sense of disbelief is amazing 😆 Great video!!

Love the rant/review. The sas! This is so funny 😂 I’ll wait til this comes out on streaming and have a silly goofy good time!

You are so hilarious!! I laughed aloud multiple times and with past videos i’ve sent clips of you to people who don’t even have the context and they still think it’s funny.

I LOVE THIS VIDEO! I need to hear you talk more in these videos 😍 love the length !

I haven’t even seen this movie yet, but I’ve been WAITING for this rant. Sarah, I live for your rants. This one I will definitely wait until streaming if I even choose to watch it at all

Haven’t seen yet, will wait for Streaming. Your review sounds spot on. Especially regarding the “because you’re here” line.

LOVE your rant videos ❤

Just popping in to day this thumbnail is great 😂 I'll be back later to listen to this rant!

Sarah, this was hands down your best review to date! Entertaining to say the least 🤣 👌🏻 your rants are epic and on point!

Please do more rants! I think they are one of my favorite types of videos 👏

I loved your energy SO much in this :D

Look at that Thumbnail. Love my Sarah never change dear. Hope Fern is doing well. They grow fast don't they.

you're so funny, i swear i love your vids/reviews ahahaha

Watching you and Cody leach both go off on a Rant during your reviews, have made my year. 🤣🤣 I appreciate the hilarious rants. I haven’t seen the movie but I want too just to experience the rants. 🤣

This review is HILARIOUS. I died!

this rant is perfect and needed!

PREY AT NIGHT was so scary. I can't believe it's not more talked about in any horror talks!

Love your review 😂, I’m dying , so true

I love this energy keep it up!!

so true ‼love your channel

Finally watched the movie so I can finally watch this yay

Original I feel better than prey at night .something so unsettling about the original. Liv is the real deal incredible

I have no intention to see this film. But your frustration was hilariously infectious.

Such a joyous and cathartic rant, I felt your pain in my own review. This era of remakes needs to go take a jump. Remakes are great if they do something a bit different from the original, no idea what they were aiming for with this one 🤷‍♂️

Good rant and cool video Sarah!👉🙂👈

This review was such a hoot 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Very awesome 😜😜😜

I love your rage in this video 😂😂😂 like your facial expressions and enraged pronunciation has given me so much entertainment, thanks Sarah🤣👏🏻

This thumbnail 💀😂💀

Yeah this one really bugged me for all the reasons you listed. I will, unfortunately, be seated for Chapter 2 when it inevitably releases this fall.

You just voiced everything I felt while watching this movie! This was maybe my favorite review of yours hahahaha.

So I don’t watch much of trailers I usually stop after 20 seconds and I regret stopping early for this one. I regret going in blind because maybe a quick google search would have told me this was a remake. I was so irritated when it was playing and I’m sitting there like ughhhhh it’s a remake!? I bamboozled myself 😂….. okay I just saw your note about it being an attempted prequel to which I say what!? lol love your videos!!!! ❤

I love your rant videos

I remember being confused by the "because you're here" line in the trailer cause my brain understood it as them targeting people who specifically stay at the Airbnb. That added with all the creepy towns people made me think that they wete adding a like, supernatural or cult aspect to the strangers which put me off of watching the movie. Glad I didn't waste money on a ticket.

The thumbnail says it all lol

Loved this review. I agree 100%. So many moments in the theater of me wanting to scream at the characters for their dumb choices. And very glad you changed your mind about the original Strangers, its one of my all time favorites. After i watched it i was scared to be in my own house that night

This was one of your funniest reviews😂 Guess I'll stick to streaming for this lol

I thoroughly enjoyed this 🙌🏻

you made me laugh so much thank you queen

I love all your reviews but this one takes the crown! Everything was spot on and you were absolutely hilarious the entire time. I think what makes it funny is you weren’t trying to be. It was just you being frustrated that it translated that way. Queen of horror!!