you tell em

Woolie Fucking garbage clover fuck you woolie I only take chronobaubles and you’re wrong and gay

you see Mr.streamer, the bauble slows enemies on hit making them easier to hit multiple more times, therefore increasing your DPS substancially, making it the best damage oriented item on the tier 2 slot. . . . . Kappa

Ok but what is transcendence d tier on your list?

@@sadbanana5896 won't be for long :)

Words Words no, no, NOOOOOOOO!

Checkmate Mr. Streamer

Words Words ZA WARUDO

@@infinite6860 NANI, Time Seeker's Secret isn't in the second game

The problem comes in that chronobauble only slows movement.

hey, it's not that bad of a job, at least they're picked with artifact of command for the death mark, unlike the squid polyp

And it slows enemies down by a LOT so I actually really like it. I combine it with mul-t's blast canister,ukeleles, brilliant behemoth and shatterspleen with 10 crit glasses for maximum crowd destruction

Its my go to equipment these days. I was looking for this comment

was about to comment the same thing. soulbound catalyst pushes the missiles into overdrive

IIRC, missiles of any kind will dissipate if they hit a ceiling. So while missiles are great damage sources, if you’re flying around a lot in enclosed spaces or go into areas with very low ceilings, you can accidentally neuter your damage output. Still, they’re superior crowd control to cap, so I’d take missiles any day.

@@romannasuti25 actually missiles don't have collision with walls or ceilings or really anything other than enemies. riskofrain.fandom.com/wiki/Disposable_Missile_Launcher_(Risk_of_Rain_2) And if there aren't any enemies they just circle until some appear or they respawn after like 20 or 30 seconds

Brook Meade I've found that they actually do explode on ceilings or overhangs, and that if there's no enemies around it doesn't take too long for them to rocket back into the ground (about 20 seconds, as you said)

you almost got me

Edit: Note, the following two paragraphs are mega cringe made by yours truly. I understand that Dorky was almost certainly being sarcastic, but I lacked the context to truly understand and made the wrong assumption along with a few others here since the written word sucks at giving enough tone and clues on it's own to understand sarcasm in such a short amount of words. That being said, enjoy my passionate rambling about game mechanics if you want to and maybe laugh with me on how seriously I'm taking Dorkly's post. It's situational condition isn't negative enough and just about every item in the game is conditional. What it effects is incredibly abundant and the effect is so exponential that no other red comes close to it's power. Sure, you might have a single run with clover that ends because you didn't have anything to proc it with, but you can essentially say the same or something similar for every single item in this game. Additionally, having bad luck with item rolls after getting a single good one will kill any run you play; it's not unique to 57-leaf Clover. Thus, it's the fact that it exponentially increases the conditional effect of all but 1 item in the game that makes it far, far greater than any red. For example, Happiest Mask's conditional requirement is to kill things so if you already lack damage it won't save your run. Not to mention the game's friendly AI needs some work since they get stuck on everything and can't prioritize bigger threats. Also, the specific type enemy ghost you get may not be that great. Finally, the things you want as a ghost are likely the tankiest enemies around.

@@Crazykidthree33 Have you ever heard about sarcasm?

@@axolot12345 I have, it's just that text doesn't translate sarcasm well at all. You need to add something to it to give the context of humor, something that's not present in Dorky's post. Or, just simply know the person and I don't know Dorkly. Woolie's post also wasn't there for me when I was making my response to add the context either. Therefore, I assumed it was a geniune response and I do apologize for giving them an earful.

@@Crazykidthree33 holy moly chill dude

that's almost not fair

Mithrix sweating as he watched two people seemingly on crack unleash full, godlike, power on every action they make.

Fast track to crashing your game right there

I had a run with 23 polylute, 3 clovers, 3 atg, and an icbm. lets just say I became the US arsenal the instant I hit an enemy

Squid polyp best item

squid turret > the literal entire universe

It would be red tier, so broken

As somebody who’s seen some crazy death mark runs, having just one stack of chronobauble makes procing death mark much easier as it’s a reliable source of one debuff.

@@romannasuti25 I think this easily classifies it as " not the worst item in the game ", so while I appretiate Woolie's jokes, (because stacking chronobauble is worthless), it also deserves its place as one of the first green items i get on a command run.

@@contentiouscritic yeah, if you had to introduce a borderline broken item that is activated by a shitty item, that shitty item is still shitty, it's just enabling something better.

OMalleyTheMaggot nah right? It’s just a two piece item in some sense because otherwise they’re both “bad” / not as good. Plus chronobauble has a decent effect actually in some instances. Admittedly it’s only use is really as a one stack. It’s still not the last item I get on command

I became addicted to that artifact in Risk of Rain 1, I don't want that to happen again xD

@@beastrelmhd5312 The joys of having 200 barbed wires

Artifact of Command + Artifact of Sacrifice + Artifact of Swarms = Easy Monsoon Mode

@@CaecusYT 100 will o wisps. Explosiweed

WEAKLINGS

Laughs in loader

You cannot die with fall damage from glass unless you are playing in eclipse or arti of frailty

With enough glass you can get less than 1 hp and die to fall damage

@@TheRealK287 yeee ik but the comment emplied that even with 1 you could die

Laughs in 50+ feathers + using huntress blink

if u gonna go technical at it, more money means more damage, bcs money converts to xp at the tp... but I still use it at the scrapper

Limited use

No it really is underrated. The potential damage of it is massive, a single band then multiplies it by 300% and there's just nothing that survives that 300000% total damage or whatever insane number it is. It's not better than a clover but it deserves a high spot on the list of good reds.

Wtf is a command run

​@@bigboicremeHaving the artifact of command active, meaning you can freely choose your items anyway

@michaelbarcena1695 I just figured out artifacts earlier! I've only had the game for a day. I just got the command one, having a blast with the game so far

oh my geez oh no (actually forgot it tho rip)

@@Woolie I would expect nothing less from someone who doesn't put the Chronobauble at #1. Like, who even does that? What, next you'll tell me that Red Whip isn't the best right after it?

@@RealFrinata then obviously brittle crown and transcendence on rex, op combo

Especially on a survivor who can attack while sprinting, then throw on some Rose Bucklers and movement speed? Just run them all down!

True, but I prefer genesis loop over little disciple since my turrets are often pretty squishy.

@@freefalling4271 To be fair, while Genesis Loop is good, and don't get me wrong I think it's a fantastic item, I feel that Little Disciple is better on the majority of Survivors, where Genesis Loop only really shines on Engineer.

Izaak Skillman yup I get what you’re saying and I agree to it, just wanted to share that GL shines better on engineer.

Especially on huntress i think Little disciple feels more useful than genesis loop in my experience

well atleast i dont get them every run in risk of rain 2

@@deus8133 yeah, that would be too op

@@MJelly-yj8kp imagine you wanna play a normal round of the original risk of rain but risk of rain said headstompers

@@deus8133 well i get them every run so... no solution

huntress + little disciple = god run

I think this video was made b4 little disciple came out

Uh oh.

Rip

XD

haha

yea bro, the very first item i got on a run the other day was a clover. By the time the run was finished, 330 minutes later, stage 32, it was glorious.

poggers bro

Got a clover as my first item and got no good on-hit items after that and died early in the run and I was pissed

I literally haven’t seen the light of a clover for a month

So it’s good to stack them? Awesome. I’m actually here right now because I’m playing as the captain 147 minutes in wondering what I should pick. 😁

7th comment c: SADBOYS here what's up woolie

*he used the chronobauble*

bruh

*wheezes in artifact of sacrifice*

@@ByMorraDiabo why not both

*laughs in no reds stage 5*

Death mark is very strong 💪

Yeah but it needs four debuffs, I can reliably get bleed fire slow then what?

acrids poison, rex's weaken and root, artificers freesze, merc/mul-t blast canister/stun grenade stun and there are 3 different strength slows that can be used from huntress arrow rain, chronobauble and runalds band (in order of strength) that count as different debuffs. Last but not least there's shattering justice before and after the 5 hits to proc it

i dunno about razor wire, it only really becomes incredibly strong on certain survivors (rex) or with certain setups (hellfire tincture) this is the same case for the bustling fungus (engineer), which didn't make the list because of its niche usage

Razor wire is incredibly good for early game imo

What's the 56 clover?

@@Amirifiz killing elites have a chance to drop items

Isn't that literally just.. Artifact of Sacrifice?

when chronobauble's only purpose is contributing towards death mark

bro i never even thought of that. Genesis loop on engi sounds broken

@@mdnght5592 _because it is_

It's one of my favorite items, but it runs the risk of causing massive lag and even outright crashes if you go into or near god run territory due to sheer projectile count.

I never thought of that. Man that'd be a good strat. Take a couple of clover and then some tonic to go

@@LuminousLead Still not worth the risk, desu, and gestures+fuel cells are a hell of a lot more reliable to find than clovers.

@@OMalleyTheMaggot You're right. Increase the frequency of the uptime and the downtime disappears.

yes glowing meteorite IS a joke i remember getting it + gesture in a multiplayer run lets just say my two engineers were not happy

And loader. The ultimate one punch item. Pair with crowbars for M A X I M U M P O W E R

@@morganpriest7726 Oh yeah, how could I forget Miss Falcon Punch

Loader + 162 Focus crystal = 2430% more damage, now thats some V A L U E

no he literally said those couple seconds with the debuff will get u killed

if you want to git gud at monsoon just get artifact of command and get 5000 chronobaubles and instantly win