"I understood that reference." No greater entertainment to the working man.

Incredibly wholesome

@@curiousgeorgevs.winniethepooh Betcha didn't even hear it in a 6D IMAX audio space. feel bad for ya

@@ynotsammy You just talking nonsense lol!! You clearly have no idea what I'm talking about lol

@@ynotsammy Lookup '4dx 3d theater experience'. 4dx 3d Mario bros. Is playing in Austin TX. You're a troll

The first film type game was grand theft auto

It's amazing and such an obvious step forward in entertainment! First we had videogames, then we had videogame streamers. So of course next why not just remove the players altogether?! Games that play themselves! Genius!

You joke but film-type game seem to be a good description for Hideo Kojima games

“First film-type game” Sam Barlow would like to speak with you

I think its more of a....Games-like Film.

He literally called Leah a beast...

@@20D0D0 wkwk🤣

@@20D0D0💀💀💀😂

@@20D0D0 no he called himself the beast

@@shnuffy2507 What are you on about? We all know dunkey is a certified beauty

Such a forgotten website :D Newgrounds, Purepwnage, oh man!

the video he showed there is something I used to watch! threw me for one hell of a loop just now. I gotta track it down

@@nremac Rise of The Mushroom kingdom, I couldn't believe seeing that again in a Dunkey video. That shit made me and my sister cry when we were kids.

@@Altair584 SAME I actually remember where I was one of the times I watched it as a kid. Thank you for the name 🙏❤️

@@nremac Yw, hope you enjoyed the nostalgia :)

Not that big a fan of popcorn, but hook me up with a cherry icee, and I'll go to pretty much anything.

I love that its prefaced with dunkey explaining how refined and fancy his taste is

I saw it with Michael, and it made us think...

Wholesomedunkey

If your heart is getting warm you might be having a seizure.

2nd

Baaaa indeeeed

🐐

Its him!!!! The brick man!!!!!!!!

Spirited Away is the GOAT movie after all

My mind literally went "Huh... Oh fuck.. Wait a minute..!" You have a point there lmao.

dunkey is a genius writer that is good at expressing a million words with 1

It really was just so they could have an excuse to have DK in the movie, wasn't it?

I didn't notice that while watching the movie...now that I have that kinda sours things a little ngl.

yeah but it got donkey kong into the movie so its not pointless.

his wife

@@Sick_Pencil FAKE FAN DETECTED WEEWOOWEEWOO

Antz was good

as a man who grew up on these animations, I understand now why I liked the movie so much

Damn. That's good. Except maybe new grounds would be a little bit more edgy (the movie didn't have a joke about the "unknown effects" of eating "strange mushrooms"

Not enough blood or dbz and sonic characters on screen

But there weren’t any guns and blood and torturing Yoshi and the toads.

​@@DecayedPony dawg nobody is getting cancelled over mushroom jokes 🤣

Cool

kong army

Reminds me of the Kingdom Hearts recap video that I still don't know what percentage was real but I know it's high

Same. I really hope there's a sequel soon fingers crossed for luigis mansion or something

Yeah I honestly love how much they genuinely cared for each other and how it worked out in the end, super good movie

Knowing the outline of the first half of the plot, my one major want for the movie was that the final scene wasn't just Mario defeating Bowser, but Mario and Luigi defeating Bowser together, and it delivered!

Meh, it's nice but it really came off as disingenuous to me. "It's a kids movie so we have to have the brothers say family is good and important"

​@@jerrodshack7610 Bro tf you talking about? They're the Mario Bros. of course they're gonna care about each other, they're like this 🤞 And the rest of their family were super toxic lmao

Nu uuh, that was actually his brother Dunkuigi

Aids

Eh, the movie was okay. just a 5.5/10 in my opinion. People like to act like the critics are crazy, but the reality, is that they are spot on.

Critics judge these movies based on objective reality unlike the audience. I think the world would be a far better place if everyone took notes and judges things objectively. For example, I grew up watching the Ice Age movies, and believe it or not that franchise is very similar to the Mario Movie. The Ice Age movies are fun films, but not good films. (Outside of the first Ice Age which is a good film but not a fun one) Same goes for the Mario Movie. It's a fun family adventure, but it isn't an overall good movie, as it lacks basic storytelling principals. Anyway, the point of this is just to say that I don't think the Mario Movie is a big ''W movie'' even as a lifelong Mario fan. Examples of actual ''W'' children's films include Puss in Boots 2, The Croods, Kung Fu Panda 2, Mega Mind, Toy Story 3, The Incredibles, How to Train Your Dragon, Shrek 2 etc.

Spaghetti and meatballs!

No

Dunkeys are animals, so yes, he is a beast.

I don’t know why he decided to call his own wife a beast but okay.

dunkey kidnapped leah and has murdered someone

@@TheSiemek Its because he likes Bloodborne.

@@TheSiemek F

Yeah, like when the Koopa shouted "Blue Shell!", I would never have guessed that's what they were referring to unless they just randomly shouted it lol.

You don’t love the siren song of the 80s man-child?

The part with 'Holding out for a Hero' I thought to myself that they should have used 'Mega64 - Virtual Tiger'

Truly some of Koji Kondo’s best work

It seems like the classic rock/pop songs they used came out or were on the charts in '85, when Super Mario Bros. came out.

My favorite part was when they did the credits right instead of citing someone fake like "grant kirkhope" for something they didn't make like "the dk rap"

Those hack frauds have nothing on Dunkey's reviews!

this has rich evans written all over it

I particularly enjoyed Rich Evan's performance as Donkey Kong doing a Seth Rogen impression.

* Mike and Susan

he should've pointed out that mario and luigi being transported to the mushroom kingdom reminded him of that one TNG episode

thanks captain

he did an inspiring job.

It's like Half in the Bag, but shorter

I thought it was going to be a crossover and I got excited

That's right, Jay.

And Then There’s Chunky! He’s Alive.

Dude, yes. Going into the movie, the # 1 thing I was hoping to see was seeing Chunky. When I saw him, a light glowed in my insides and peace flowed in me, knowing that our friend is not dead and is safe. Hopefully there will be a DK Movie where Chunky is in it more, primate punching and boulder throwing at kremlings as he grows giant, shooting pineapples as he plays the triangle.

Chunky King is a more apt Sam to Donkey Kong’s Frodo than Diddy among would be.

AAAAAAIDS

expert knob twiddlers

No this is dunkey video

ENDLESS TRAAAASH

Are you talking Aphex twin and mu-ziq?

They are a lot more like typical rpg’s than paper Mario so I wouldn’t be surprised if he couldn’t get into them

Yes!!! Can’t believe how far down I had to scroll to find a comment like this

i love love

Which leah did he mentioned?

Dude loves his wife, it's so wholesome

They got popcorn and slushee's.

Thought that was a half in the bag reference up front, but couldn’t be sure

I liked when Mr Plinkett ate the poison mushroom and died until he was dead

VERY cool 😎

I clapped! I clapped when I saw that!

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!!

Tryhard

This is why we really shouldn't group all anime together. They're not all created equal.

Dunkey doesn't like anime but knows Miyazaki cast X to doubt but also that a big name in anime to not like anime *sus intensifies*

I think he just hates shit anime

Excuse me Adrian, hehe fella his name is Merryo

I forgot about mario taking out a wiggler with a shotgun. I watched that exact animation probably a dozen times. immediately it made me think of newgrounds and especiallky madness interactive.

He just like me fr 🥲

because it's the same studio

@@bearattackstesla4365 ? dont be such a sillyhead

@@bearattackstesla4365 you know what comments are for right

He is so verbose and erudite

@@AbefromanGW Did you mean euridittious and sagaciouslient? (Hey grown, watch out for bad spelling Bea words in this comment :)

@@idontagree9658 the most offensive thing about your comment is that your closing parenthesis has to pull double duty as the mouth in a naughty smile

@@idontagree9658 you wouldn’t get it

really puts his previous film reviews to bed.

No mention of Dick the Birthday Boy? Did you even watch the video?

Those hack frauds are finally on to something...

​@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ "AAAAAAIIIIIIIIDDDSSSS" - Rich Evans

''I'm smashing your mom.'' -Me, the most honest man

he truely is a beauty indeed

​@@G.Giorgio he is not only the beauty but also the heast

Your comment isn’t funny. Mine is, though.

How else could they fight the Great Kong War of '64?

@@SpacepoetYT Cue the generic History Channel music playing alongside some random Kong's voice narrating a letter he wrote home to his beloved, hoping the war will someday end.

Paid critics are out of touch and only understand that this was a subpar movie, just like Illumination's normal output. And the fans making new accounts on Metacritic just to award this turkey a 10/10 are not about to be the ones to underscore any of its many failings.

@@Asterra2 I half agree. It’s a lighthearted movie that’s colorful to look at but lacks any real memorable plot and while Mario was portrayed as more capable than Luigi at the start, he was downgraded to clumsy when paired with Peach. It’s definitely not a 10/10 or even a 9/10. It’s a fun enjoyable advertisement for the game that respects its references. But even though most Mario Games have next to no story, they still could have come up with a more intelligent plot that appealed to little kids and adults. The paper Mario games have pretty good stories for example. This move gets a 6.5/10 for me. Fun movie but I’m almost 30 and it’s not something I’ll be watching again and again like Spirited Away for example.

Almost? Bruh I was inconsolable. Granted, this wasn't Morbius levels of emotion but it got kinda close

Cringe

Cringe AF

​@@alexsilva28 wooow dude

@@IAMNOTRANA wowie, we got an ADULT here

Dunkey Kong

Super smash bros reference to his foward smash which is his drop kick

​@@TheLeapingLime they use quite a few Smash moves in the movie. I was surprised.

@@ChargeQM my buds and i were banking on Mario F-air being in the movie, and it did not disappoint!

Dunkey is the beauty, leah is the beast

@@iminumst7827 McBain-in-front-of-a-brick-wall.jpeg

​@@iminumst7827 that is LITERALLY what they just said

True love's kiss is from Enchanted. In Beauty and the Beast the spell was broken by learning to love, *not* by kissing someone. Get this guy outta here.

@@user__214 U sure Shrek didn't do it first?

It was super easy actually

@@grantchampaign Barely an inconvenience!

Enjoy your night’s rest

Thank you for the notification I gotta go watch it now!

@petah why?

I've been a fan of RLM forever, but ironically I only discovered Dunkey in this last year. Interesting how people can miss others even after so much time.

Great saved me a bunch of time,, PSYKE i already knew this movie was gonna suck DIYUUKKKK, imean its just the lego movie reskin wtf you on? am i the only one who realised this

@@funkthat lol yeah it kinda is... but I enjoyed both of those movies. Ironically this was the first time I've been to the cinema since the lego movie came out

@@yourmum69_420 Haha what a coincidence, also I loved the Lego movie as well, but that actually had a script, great references, and good characters. I havent seen it but Im sure the Mario movie just has your cliche animated personalities (strong black woman, independent woman PEACH, old guy, hero, idiot side character LUIGI) pasted onto different cast members of the the Mario Universe, LAME

@@funkthat well both movies have fairly simple plots, but yeah lego movie's was better. Mario movie was definitely not short of references though, they were everywhere so you can't complain on that front. As for the characters, you're pretty much right tbh except Bowser was fantastic. Jack Black did such a good job; it's worth watching just for him.

@@yourmum69_420 Im not gonna argue with you about Jack Black, he pretty much cant do anything wrong

Classic!

It has a little something for everyone

Claaaaasic.

Eh, the movie was okay. just a 5.5/10 in my opinion. People like to act like the critics are crazy, but the reality, is that they are spot on.

Critics judge these movies based on objective reality unlike the audience. I think the world would be a far better place if everyone took notes and judges things objectively. For example, I grew up watching the Ice Age movies, and believe it or not that franchise is very similar to the Mario Movie. The Ice Age movies are fun films, but not good films. (Outside of the first Ice Age which is a good film but not a fun one) Same goes for the Mario Movie. It's a fun family adventure, but it isn't an overall good movie, as it lacks basic storytelling principals. Anyway, the point of this is just to say that I don't think the Mario Movie is a big ''W movie'' even as a lifelong Mario fan. Examples of actual ''W'' children's films include Puss in Boots 2, The Croods, Kung Fu Panda 2, Mega Mind, Toy Story 3, The Incredibles, How to Train Your Dragon, Shrek 2 etc.

Wait Dunkey is meant to sound sarcastic?

​@@TheBanana93 nNooooo. He just hates everything he reviews

@@aceystar1478 How could you even say that? Have you forgotten that this is the man who reviewed Knack 2?

@@aceystar1478 Yes; he is nitpicking and biased as we all know.

@@joshbarghest7058 I win bye bye

You're not wrong. My 4 year-old had a great time at the movie, which is what I was hoping for and all I was looking for. We gotta go in with the right expectations.

still not dumb enough for 40 yr old nintendo redditors

​@@michaelshort4339 he would've had a great time too if the story would've been good so you can have a great time too. So..

@@Antidoxyit’s a Mario movie, grow up

@@Antidoxy She, and I did have a great time. I get what you're saying. And I like seeing my daughter happy. That's enough for me.

Same here but some little shit was behind me kicking my chair the entire time while laughing quietly.

​@Kris Dreemurr I sat at the back of the theater and the most inconvenience I had to face was 1 time someone infront of the screen. Backseat are always best at theater, and at my theater they are cheap for some reason

I had the opposite, it is filled with snotty adults who acted like children.

If you ever see his review of Playtime it shows how much of a movie fan he is underneath the surface.

he sometime comment on their channel too, i saw it a few times.

​@@tuongthathu5143 i clapped

They're both based outta Milwaukee (Dunkey was born there)

Its so nice of mario to lend his asscheeks to Dunkey, great guys all around

@@storysearch9432 Great asscheeks

Gentlemario

Port this to DVD and Blu-ray IMMEDIATLY

Mario avengers 1’d the hell out of that bullet bill

@@delimonky12lol

Yeah but they called him Bullet Bill and not Banzai Bill

Yeah, but he totally should've turned red when he started following Mario

banana

pretty much yeah. i remember the soundtrack was fucking incredible and uhhh yeah that about it

You just described the existence of children's animated movies

@@returnalnocturnal7729 there are plenty of PG animated movies with goated scripts

@@otm_dz Rango is genuinely one of my favorite movies

Ah, the good old "designed by committee for mass appeal" 90 minute movie. Pop it in, turn off your brain for an hour and a half and drool at the pretty colors. Truly the McDonald's of cinema experience.

Not a fan of his voice personally, a bit grating. It was great to see a newgrounds animator of all things as part of the cast though!

It felt so surreal seeing dunkey of all people in a nintendo livestream just being dunkey.

Damn. I'd hate to tell you about mario game scripts then. Awful games. 0/10. Story is too simple.

@@joemomma2218 simple doesn't have to mean bad

@@yourmum69_420 I'm like 99% sure they were being sarcastic

@@JBRedux I know that. I'm refuting the underlying point he's trying to make

Now that the dust has settled, how did I feel about this?

He was even wearing a blindfold when he said that

Try hard

dunkey showing up a Red Letter Media video is the only way forward now.

Milwaukee has some great KZfaqrs

Rich evans + Dunkey = Perfection

Tragic 😢

The funniest thing about that _Afterlife_ clip is that Dunkey didn't touch its editing at all. That's just how it is. "Experimental" is like the kindest thing you can say about it, honestly, besides "unintentionally hilarious". I swear, _Resident Evil_ somehow became *the* most cursed video game series when it comes to (live-action) adaptations since all 10+ are garbage, even the animated ones.

I don't even find that scene funny, I just find it intriguing. How did they make a scene with visual effects that looked professional and smooth, yet simultaneously disjointed and rough? It's incredible

@@abagar2000 This sixth and thankfully last movie of that too long, abominable series is probably somehow even worse in that regard. At one point towards the end, one of Wesker's lower legs gets crushed by a vertical door he literally wasn't even standing in the doorframe of when it's commanded to suddenly slam down, making it look like he teleported over *just* to get his leg crushed despite not moving at all. The (bad) editing of these movies is...something.