skate canonically has someone locked in his basement

lets be real, we all know skateboard is hiding a kid in his basement to let out his anger on after failing 3 tricks in a row

"Sometimes i watch you cook from the window." Stalker activity.

For people a little confused, Broker’s most likely part of a cult, judging by several in-Phighting universe posters Soda (one of the devs) has posted on her twitter. Medkit is probably working with said cult in exchange for safety from Blackrock and Katana is most likely a traitor to the cult.

/So Broker is affiliated with lost temple, and hates blackrock. /Broker seems to be recruiting the thieve's den brothers. /Broker hates Katana because he betrayed them, makes sense since katana was part of the lost temple. /Medkit is so screwed, he has work to do and god knows what will happen to him if he fails, also blackrock is after him since subspace probably asked for his name. /Skate is hiding someone important. /Blackrock is not what it used to be after the wars. /Where are the sword gods? /Broker knows about vine's curse Time to make theories.

And now we wait for Scythe's dialogue guessing its gonna be about escaping banland

Definitely Broker. When Slingshot uses the phone, it says "I sometimws watch you cook from the window" and if you go to the wiki page for Broker, head over to the trivia section, it says right there: "Sometimes Broker likes to watch Slingshot bake from the window"

i can tell he really doesnt wanna go back to jail LMAO

as the totally real skateboard i can confirm i have been hiding many children in my basement (I think skateboard had a role in keeping scythe/rifle away from banland which could be why banhammer fucking HATES him)

Time for theories!!! Broker has known sword since sword was young. Skate either has a crush on someone or is actually hiding somebody. Broker dislikes bio graft. Broker despises katana for leaving lost temple. Banhammer and rocket make it clear that this person on the phone is the broker. Broker lost his sense of taste. Broker gives Shuriken a shady job offer. Med kit and the broker work together. Also, ghosdeeri is probably their boss. Broker is a fan of flipside. Subspace is looking for someone, possibly med kit. Broker is friendly with vine. yay

so heres what i got Meds after leaving Blackrock went to Lost Temple for help and now works for a shady corporation in exchange for protection. Medkit seems to not like this corporation and is trying to get away from them. The acolytes whoever they are are offering up their gears for Meds commision whatever this commision may be something big if theyre willing to give up their gears. Katana betrayed the corporation possibly because its the "corruption" hes talking about. Broker (or maybe the corporation itself) may want something from Skateboard or they are observing him. Broker wants a scout spy or something for a certain job which is why he attempted to hire Shuriken. Broker seems to have fighting experience or maybe hes the reason why the crime scene room exists. Edit: Sword may be more than just a Sword user and Skateboard may be something more than an idiot on wheels he might even have something big going on now heres some questions what happens if a person loses their gear whos the "boss"

At first I thought it was a random person, then thought it was Scythe, with how they have a "friendly" affiliation with both Sword and Medkit,but the dialogue "Boss isn't here today" which implies Scythe isn't the one on the phone, and that the only people who are under Scythe? Medkit and Broker, and also note, Katana's Dialogue is "threatening" since he is a "filthy traitor." Katana WAS. from Lost Temple.

katana was a traitor?? that's something I'm very curious about because he seems wise and all that, maybe there was a good reason

Im so dissapointed that broker's entire dialogue with slingshot is basically just "oh youre that cafe owner ive been stalking you for a while"

10:29 looking back now i think he was talking about scythe?

Time to explain some theories i know/made: There are 4 people who work in The Lost Temple Broker Lightblox Sword Medkit Formerly, Katana Broker is friends with Medkit due to their organization thingy Katana was labelled as a traitor for betraying The Lost Temple, but because it isn't controlled by the government, Katana isn't as wanted as Medkit is, as he left Blackrock, which instead is an organization controlled by a powerful government Skateboard might be hiding someone, it could be an upcoming Phighter or NPC, probably NPC though, the person could also be a part of Playground, but most likely neutral or anything Broker probably spies on everyone, mostly Slingshot, that explains how he knows a lot of things about everyone, or Medkit shares information with him about the Phighters he met, hoping that as some useful stuff for the late future Each region has a boss, Blackrock is probably the government themselves, the others still aren't confirmed though, but Ghosdeeri is probably Lost Temple's boss, as her pronouns are she/her and she literally lives with Lightblox Sword joined The Lost Temple while he was still not so strong, then he met Medkit and Broker there, and possibly Lightblox and Katana Broker has personal beef with Blackrock, similar to Medkit Broker hides in The Lost Temple or somewhere else to get away from Ban Hammer, and uses the Telephone to communicate with Medkit and other people he know in order to not be in the risk of getting put back to jail Broker and Zuka like each other as friends, although Rocket dislikes The Broker, Broker still likes him The Broker acts as a spy for The Lost Temple, spying on the other regions That's all i have

So far; 1. Skateboard is hiding someone. 2. Katana has a rough history with the receiver. (Were they in a war?) 3. The Banhammer one heavily implies that the receiver is Broker. 4. The Rocket one further supports number 3. 5. The receiver is considering offering Shuri a shady gig...interesting. 6. MED HAS A BOSS?! ACOLYTES?! COMMISSION?! WHAT?! (Guess he's not safe in any region) 7. The receiver is a Hatsune Mic-u fan. 8. Subspace is looking for someone. (Probably Meddy) 9. The receiver has seen Vinestaff's curse before.

just my reaction to the dialogue Sword: weak and frail 😶 Skate: he has an affair? or kidnapped someone? Bio: ok… he just got denied sentience Katana: DAMN OK uhm… wow, lore 😋 Ban: RIGHT AFTER THREATENING KATANA TOO- Rocket: just got vaguely threatened, wow Sling: aw that’s sweet he got recognized!…. wait what Hyper: so he just thinks he wants to hire him or something to help Shuri: wow… uhm… uh oh… Med: she… ghosdeeri?? not to mention another threat and a “deal” to offer protection (probably from blackrock so med doesn’t die, or go completely blind) BB: he’s friends with mic-u?? BROKERS A FAN??? (edit: i got that info wrong lmao it’s flipside) Sub: he’s looking for someone? broker even knows what he does- HOW DOES HE GET ALL THIS INFO? Vine: woah he’s actually nice for once…ish 10/10 lore overall and questions that might be answered!

I love how much scythe was teased in medkits phone dialogue, nobody would suspect a new phighter would they?

i didnt know my maidkitten was a wanted crimidal,, ive mained him for a year not knowing how.... dark his past was

the comments are fun to read due to PHIGHTER 14

SKATE THEORY!- Of what broker said he SPECIFICALLY said.. “Hey, a little *birdie* told me you’re hiding someone *special*” this means, that some bird hybrid guy, or someone idk knows skateboards lil secret person. It could actually be.. *Rollerskate* but literally that’s not canon, so what can it be? Maybe it means that some flying hybrid by chance tipped off Broker on who’s the mysertious person Skate is hiding. UPDATE: Broker said to Boombox, “I know you, but you don’t know me.” Meaning that.. MAYBE BOOMBOX IS HIDING MIC-U IN HIS BASEMENT. I’m joking. But we rarely see her around.. so maybe, JUST MAYBE. Because Mic-u is probably siblings with Boombox?? But im sure, IM SURE THAT BOOMBOX ISNT JUST SOME CHILL GUY WHO PLAYS MUSIC, *HE WAS THE CAUSE OF MIC-U’S DISAPPEARANCE!*

damn phoneman has some beef with katana

My hc for the Boggio Skate park is that Skateboard drew the drawings so with this logic, Skateboard is hiding his spraypaint cans.

everything was fine until the cult was revealed PLEASE

lore for this: by banhammer’s and rocket’s call, we can assume this is broker. broker knows a secret with skate. katana and broker hate eachother..? broker seems to know the black rock people know how to do everything by themselves. broker seems to offer shuri a kind of..deal. interesting. medi has a boss….hmmm. also shit about a temple. broker is a..hatsune mic-u fan…god DAYUM. subspace is on a lookout for someone. broker knows about vinestaff’s curse.

Im really interesed in who's Sub is looking for, i know that its probably Med, but im still really interested.

So, Scythe is probably the boss. And Broker didn't lose his taste, it's Subspace, because hi mouth is canon rotting from inside (Reminder)

what if the receiver is scythe (the new phighter) 1 because scythe is wanted by banhammer 2 what if scythe knows vinestaff 3 what if shuriken met scythe? but idk

how do you get the jester space skin?

This phone guy is suspicious....

the 'someone' that skates hiding is the fact that shes a closeted trans girl source: divine intuition

When scythe released i tried to go to the phone but nothing was there 🤕 And then it got removed

How do you use those emote sticker things on mobile?

With all these cult theories isn’t Scythe just a cultist leader