you could tell psychic 2 was doing it out of pure hobby & passion. a cozy little psychic room in the closet & telling you to go to the vet instead. i love her already.

Jaiden: I don't want 3 kids. That's too many. The psychics: But it's a Cannon event.

“Your gonna become attached to the baby” Jaiden: “I still have Tofu’s eggs in the freezer.”

Psychic 2's advice of getting into hiking really hits differently after Jaiden's newest Japan video

The second psychic needs to be protected at all costs. I've had days where I'd pay 90 bucks for that kind of positive reinforcement and direction.

Hear me out. The psychics saying Jaiden will have 3 kids is foreshadowing her getting a third birb

Psychic 2 is adorable. I love how you drew her as Maya Fey from phoenix wright.

They weren’t kidding when they said she’d have 3 kids, seeing how she made a video about the 3 eggs on the drawer.

Any psychic that tells you to take your pets to the vet instead of trying to sell you some spirit protection nonsense is a psychic I respect.

The whole " you will have 3 kids and live past 80" definitely feels like a script read for someone Jaiden's gender and age. Either that or they really were psychics.

as someone who´s into this type of stuff but doesn´t believe a thing psychics tell, i have to say my best experience with a psychic was a nice middle aged woman that had homemade cookies for her clients, she was super sweet and we talked over tea and cookies while she did my reading, she mainly gave me advice on things that were troubling me and said everything was going to be fine, so yeah my best experience with a psychic was basically a nice afternoon tea. Well she did asked if i was interested on buying stuff like crystals or incenses and i buyed them but mostly because i do like the smell of incense and i love crystals, overall she was quite nice and i ended up booking a few more readings with her just because i thought she was super nice and didn´t tried to scam me on spending a ludicrous amount of money on some spiritual cleansing or whatever

I just love how the first psychic just looked like Jaiden described her and the other three are portrayed by psychic characters of gaming in Maya Fey (literally a spirit medium from Ace Attorney), Sabrina (psychic Pokémon gym leader of Kanto) and Chihaya Mifune (fortune teller from Persona 5).

the panic at being told you’ll have 3 kids from 4 psychics is so real i would’ve caved and bought things to dispel that energy lmao

Love how that she had 100% reading rate from the psychics she visited that she was going to have 3 children. Though since she calls her birbs her kids, it's most likely she'll get another birb to join the family

Absolutely LOVE the ace attorney references with the second psychic.

here me out: they never said the kids you'd have were HUMAN children. You will have three pets. probably more but you will have at least three fur/feather babies.

As someone who loves to do Tarot readings, Psychic 2 sounds like a genuinely lovely person doing it for the right reasons. This video is so awesome

I like how she mentions that she doesn’t want 3 kids, even though that part has already come true. She has Ari, Tofu, and Tostada. Those psychics were spot on!

“You’ll have three children” Jaiden getting three eggs about a year later:

7:44 - And months later, she says her bird laid eggs

The fact that jaiden is aromantic asexual makes the 3 kids thing even funnier

The fact that all the psychics she went to predicted her to have three kids, without even asking her if she liked children (to which she does not) just blows me away.

I love this because I'm just as skeptical about psychics (i.e. don't believe in it at all), but have always been curious about the experience and how they stay in business. Very elucidating!

The reason why "3 kids" is a standard psychic line is because something like 95% of people have that number or less, making it another plausible-sounding point to add into the mix before they try to sell you something.

As a reminder, some people consider their pets to be their children! It could mean that at some point Jaiden will get a third bird!

Plot twist: The "kids" are actually Jaiden's pets, which so far are Ari and Tofu. So maybe we'll meet the third one eventually

Every physic said that she will have 3 kids, and Jaiden’s birds laid 3 eggs

My aunt used the be a psychic back in the 90s. She did palm readings, astral map, tarot, the whole thing. Her clients were, usually, middle and upper class stay-at-home wifes. I remember asking her about her job and she told me her job was, essentially, to be a friend of these women. These ladies that lived for her husbands and essentially had no friends or social interactions outside of family, she was there basically to listen to them and bond with them over weird little things they care about. It completely changed my perspective about her job. Sure, there are a lot of psychs that are scammers and predatories. But there are also those "stealth-therapists" like my aunt; SPECIALLY back then in the 90s with the whole stigma of therapy and the whole patriarchy thing.

Psychic 2 is just… awesome She just does what you ask for, recommends a hobby thats good for both your mental and physical health, and then tells you to go to the vet if you have real concerns very wholesome

The Pokemon music in the background makes me only think of the toothless meme is that just me 😅😅😅 15:00

The get out and fly away part happened to me with my cockatiel two years ago, miss you charlie! 5:04 OH MY GOD IT'S MAYA!!!

Psychic 4 was a smart psychic because she put you in a situation that was really difficult to get out of. The other psychics just gave you a really easy to decline offer, but by you having to borrow her things, it encouraged you to come back repeatedly, before eventually swindling 800 dollars from you.

Psychic 2 is the only one that actually seemed there to help others. I have mad respect for her.

I LOVE THE OMORI REFERENCE IN THE BAAAACKROUND! (When the 4th tells her to open her 3rd eye 😂)

3 babies (Tofu’s eggs) Hiking (Japan trip) New and exciting opportunities (Japan trip) 10:19 Queen card: reaching your potential and destiny in life, Cups: importance of self care and nurturing your emotions Pentacles: motherly, practical energy, nurturing, down to earth, takes responsibility and cares for family Bands- I mean wands: the process of self discovery and awakening who you really are. (I think) The indisputable queen

Living past 80 and being a mother of 3 sounds like something a psychic would say to any young woman.

7:44 With the video of ari and tofu having eggs, technically she became very attached to them, to the point she put them in a freezer just to not boil them.

6 months later and Jaiden IS attached to 3 little eggs that tofu laid

I've never had a problem at 3:00 a.m. in my life. I am always happily fast asleep at this time, so it is the most peaceful and safe time for me.

psychic 2 earned my respect. didn’t try and sell you anything, even after learning about your financial situation, cared enough about your birds to remind you to take care of them, and all around seemed like a very pleasant person. :)

I had my star chart read once which I think is fun. I know alot of people unironically believe that stuff and I think it’s pretty low stakes compared to claiming to know the future. did do some kind of true psychic reading once (might have been palm or tarot dont remember) but I remember saying I was incredibly worried about succeeding in college and she told me I would be fine. I dropped out after my freshman year lol.

I am a psychic myself and know one personally and psychics never will ask you to buy more stuff after a reading for any reason but will actually tell you to see a doctor or vet for any health concerns

You already have two bird children, perhaps you’ll get another one soon? I also think it’s fantastic that the psychic told you to go to the vet if you’re genuinely worried about your birds health

The psychics aren't exactly wrong about the three kids, Jaiden has three already. Ari and Tofu, and her cat tostada.

I just realized that the psychics saying she will have three kids and then her birds laying 3 eggs is actually insane

The baby story SO TRUE, I always stay away from baby’s, there up to something ( just kidding) 😅😂❤

Imagine being a psychic and doing a normal reading, then a few months later you see an animated video about someone getting psychic readings and you recognized their voice

One time I got my palms read, and the psychic asked what I wanted to know about my future, so I told her I wanted to know about my romantic destiny. She sucked through her teeth and then told me that maybe I should just not focus on romance. ever. haunts me to this day.

I was born the same year as you? Which would be 1997,I’m learning disabled or nureodivergent not so psychic myself,my family being into gem stones,etc like psychic like,just because my great grandmother cured people free of their curses unfortunately she didn’t teach my dad about how to so,I have no clue,though I’ve tried and still trying readings on myself like Tarot,My dad used to read Tarot now he gives up saying he doesn’t even remember how to,he once easily understood it,which he still possibly could because I have Oracle Cards I sometimes just don’t understand even if I read them all together with other cards I pick from my other Oracle cards decks,sometimes Tarot can be easy to read,by looking at the pictures and I want to say this video shined light on me,I’ve tried so many psychic esqe like people and omg yes such rip offs! That I still feel heavily that something similar to the protecting your birds by paying them that much money,& I’m grateful you handled that gracefully,I really hope to do that now 😄 I also used to offer free readings and my boundaries were pushed,Though I may not read like they did,or yet,I say Jaiden it’s possibly better to do it for yourself if you’re thinking of it,& I forgot to mention I asked my dad to have his,Tarot Cards & he gave me them,they’re not exactly the original ones called,Rider-Waite but they’re the Rider-Waite 1971 version,the original ones would be from the late 1880’s when they were made? Which made psychics a thing? Because if psychics were really psychic why use,Tarot? Sure,they may have some psychic abilities,doesn’t mean they’re all that accurate. & Psychic 2 definitely is awesome! If I could afford her readings I would,& good luck to you to move to a better place in the future! :)

I have asked for psychic readings of myself. I had fake psychics claim that I was courageous and they said I worked very hard for everything in my life. The last thing they would say is that people in my house were secretly selfish or that I needed to move on from my past or create something of my own. I remember that it was annoying because they would give me vague information which stressed me out because I do not know what to do with my life. I also did not like the fact they were charging me for things that gave more questions than answers.I told them off for trying to change my life when I’m happy with the life I live now and told them gods don’t decide my fate. Jaiden and crew this is my psychic readings story.

Takeaways: 1. She already has 2 kids (her birds) so maybe having 3 kids means she will get another bird 2. Jacob Alpharad is definitely a bearded man who could give Jaiden a business opportunity

Psychic 2 is basically exactly what you should go for in a psychic you trust. The hallmark of a good one is trying to improve your life - trying to steer you towards activities and directions that they see being good for you. In that vein, always be wary when a psychic diminishes school medicine and always take positive note when a psychic steers you towards it. Taking modern medicine seriously and knowing when to put you into the hands of a good medical professional shows they are skeptical themselves and have your best interests at heart.

5:30 Foreshadowing at it's finest omg

I love that you made a video about this!

As a "psychic" myself (i do tarot), the fun part of the cards is that everything is heavily up to interpretation, which is why many people use them as a form of reflection! The 'kids' part don't necessarily have to be children, it can be anyone who you are a caretaker of, which includes pets :) Also, please be wary of people who charge hundreds for a reading, you can do them yourself with an Amazon deck and access to google. I'm not gonna knock anyone who does it for a living, but I find that people who do tend to be very money hungry, and are likely to say whatever you wanna hear.

The “mother of three” reading that’s was the most consistent Probably means Jaiden is getting a third bird😂

10:18 I find it quite lovely how Jaiden drew Freddie Mercury in drag from the “I Want To Break Free” music video for the Queen of Bands card

7:41 ITS A SIGN OMG (her birds laid eggs in her newer videos)

All of my respect goes to the fortune teller that told her to go to the vet instead of making her buy something for $450 edit: wow 10k 🔛🔝

Undeniable evidence that Maya is the best psychic in video game media.

Laughed my butt off to this video. Jaiden's got 2 birds now- which are basically children as you've said in the past. Who thinks there will be a 3rd bird in the future?

As a tarot reader myself, Psychic number 2 definitely has my respect for telling you to check with the vet if you are worried about your birds instead of paying a ridiculous sum of money for random dodads that they ‘claim’ will help. The way I see it, crystals and incense are to be used for mental wellbeing and not for medical benefit. After all, they are just rocks and pleasant smells, but that doesn’t mitigate the feeling of calm they can give you if you believe in it. Also about the 3 kids thing! Since you already have 2 birds (who you really care a lot about) it’s very possible that the 3rd ‘kid’ could be referring to another bird in the future. Just my guess though :3

I think it's a lot funnier if the "3 kids" these psychics kept refering to were actually just like 3 pets whom you consider children

I got invited to show art at a pagan festival in August, and there were a bunch of readers inside the building, most charging less than $20 and several giving 100% to a local LGBT+ supportive food bank. I decided to get a reading with one lady who was using Cards Against Humanity decks for fun and donated $10 to the food bank (I was tight on cash myself and hadn't made any sales that year). She had me basically "cut the deck" after picking one of 3 decks, then choose 5 cards, and each card was placed on a mat that had 2 problem/solution spots and a "how to reach your personal goal" spot. I told her NOTHING about myself before, and while the CAH cards were individually funny, it was also freakishly specific. One of the problem/solutions was "a gentle touch on the inner thigh -> bitch slap" 😂 which she, accurately, described as I want more cuddling and emotional intimacy, and I need to be bold in confronting my loved one about it because I'm shy. It didn't like predict my future, but I definitely left with surprise, a bit of a laugh, and some goals to accomplish, and knowing my payment was going to direct aid.

14:34 Land of the free, home of the sales tax. VAT when? 650 USD × 1.19 = 773.5 USD ⇒ 19% sales tax is plausible. The 2.50 USD was likely a (wrongfully) handed-down transaction charge. When I first travelled to the US, I was so confused when I was charged more than the advertised price. Beyond all the detailed economic differences, the value-added tax being included in the consumer price surely outweighs any benefits a sales tax might have.

Every Jaiden's Psychics' readings: 1. Live a healthy life past 80's. 2. Have 3 kids.

I love how Jaiden has upgraded from trying different apples to trying different psychics

"You like to be your own boss" should also be noted to apply to a TON of people too. AND psychics don't have to guess at everything because just the way people talk and carry themselves telegraphs their personality. "You're gonna move when you're older" is of course also always true for literally everyone unless you never move again in your entire life, not even to a seniors home... Lolol

I don't really go to psychics, I mostly look around their shops for crystals to decorate my room.I like this video mostly because I never spend money to get a reading, and its interesting to see Jaiden do something like that. Wish I had a lot money.

I recently went for a tarot reading. The psychic kept massaging her palm during the beginning of the reading, and then abruptly said, "Are you a writer? My hand won't stop cramping up. I think you need a massage." I had just finished catching up on 11 days of journal entries like.... an hour before this. Felt a bit uncanny.

Psychic #2 sounds EXACTLY like how Maya actually is in the games and that makes me so happy to know she exists in real life.

This is funny considering the whole egg situation and someone near her having babies that she would be attached to. I think this is something a lot of people are noticing and finding either cool, funny, or weird.

And it turns out that after she said that after she said no one near here would have a baby but turns out,her bird laid eggs 5 months later lol

7:43 “someone near you is gonna have a baby and you’ll get attached” Cut to Jaiden’s birds and the eggs in the freezer

The 3 kids thing is probably a standard response, or otherwise coordinated. And yeah, they just exploit vulnerable people, they see you are worried about your birds and immediately jump at the opportunity. Also, they were able to predict that the healthy looking person that pays $90 for a psychic is financially stable. Real impressive.

She’s right about the people being jealous of you. It’s ME! I’m super jealous of that giant plushy!!! lol

Phychics: "yout gonna be a mother of three!" Jaiden: *buys another bird!!!*

My mom has always been into the psychic thing and she once told me a genuine psychic is not going to charge you, and the best reading she ever got that was 100% accurate was in the back corner of a library where she was charged absolutely nothing.

the second one was kinda right bc you got all the pokémon gen 5 plushies AND they sent you to japan

That 4th one I think is probably the most dangerous to deal with. She's pushy without seeming predatory, and dishonest about what and when she's charging you beforehand AND during that time she had you wait she really hacked your info somehow and found out your exact income information.

Even if there are supernatural things out there that we don’t understand. (I mean, that’s the point, we don’t understand it.) The majority of psychics are either scammers or have their head really far up their- So this was fun.

The foreshadowing is so real 😂 her birds and their eggs 😂

2 was a wonderful person; not forcing you into anything extra, giving honest advice rather than trying to get more money, and recommending hiking which is an easy thing to see benefits and appeal in.

The fact that Psychic 2 was designed like Maya from Ace Attorney, with the mini walking sequence having Phoenix Wright cooking in the kitchen as well as her dead sister appearing for the spiritual reading is a fun touch I like

I literally just now realized that the three children are tofu's three eggs, and they are not your children they are tofu's, and yet you are still attached to them enough to keep them.

Yow that music on the beginning of 15:00 is now a meme song this year lol now that's the most supernatural thing on this video

Every psychic staring at the asexual who does not want to start a family: "You *WILL* have three children."

I feel an insane amount of pride seeing Maya be the best psychic in this video.

No joke Jaiden. I think Psychic 2 was probably the best one you went to. Cause it seem like they were trying to sense your energy when reading your future, and treated you as both a client & a friend to understand you while doing their magic. Probably best to keep Psychic 2 in case you want to know different things in your future, like why does it think you will have 3 kids.

All Psychics: You’re going to be the mother of three babies. Jaiden: Bullshit! I’m not a fan of babies and I’m never having them! (5 Months later) Jaiden: MY BIRDS LAID THREE EGGS! All Psychics: I never said they would be ‘human’ babies…

Well, "three kids" thing is easy - apparently, Jaiden will have a third bird someday 😉 Also - seeing Maya, Mia and Phoenix brings me unexpectedly lots of joy ✨ Thanks for the video!

the reason 80 years and 3 kids thing seems to be a constant is probably because of the palm reading. the lines on your hand actually mean something (if you look at the chart that palm readers typically follow) so since they all follow the same chart, that's probably why they all said you'll live until 80 and have 3 kids.

my mum had a psychic reading a few years ago who told her i would be married by 23, i barely go outside, have no experience with a serious relationship (while have track record of "losing" close relationships) and don't even believe in marriage in the first place. oh and its already too late for common law to count (which isn't even a thing in my country). point is, i wouldn't put money on the psychic being right (or what she said for other readings by proxy) she also said my sister would be "to busy conquering the world to settle down", which, no. she's a hopeless romantic with low standards and low aspirations in life. when compared to ME, who ACTUALLY has delusions of grandeur about achieving something in this world, not limited to literal conquering.

I'm ngl I'm pretty sure the mother of three bit is Jaiden being a bird mom to three birds. Who knows, maybe another bird will come down the line!

I am ASTONISHED that you were able to force yourself to even call psychic #5 after #4 basically robbed you. Amazing level of determination.

Jaiden having 3 kids and living till 80 is like a canon event

The psychics telling jaden her she would have three kid makes sense now

8:54 AAA I JUST REALIZED THE AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER REFFERENCE, I LOVE ATLA

The expressions on Jaiden's face while she was attempting to deal with the 5th psychic were immaculate, well done animation team 😂

Wait theory: If all the physics were right about Jaiden having 3 kids but she hates kids, what if they interpreted the wrong thing? What if Jaiden eventually starts calling her birds her babies and maybe gets another pet one day? A lot of people call their pets their babies so it would make sense for the mixup. Jaiden already has 2 birds so what if she gets a 3rd pet to make the fortune come true?