Fuck Twilight... I'm calling the Belmont Family to erase these walkin' disco balls...

@david roldan there Happy now? Thank you by the way.

Prequel to twilight Confirmed?

I think she just activated, watch out for those confirms.

Epic Voice Guy: "DEAD EYES" Also, what the hell is Screech wearing in 1:20?

What if it's the guy who played Zack

would be epic af

Almost like he's trying to convince our youth this is a real expose on a fictional character vs a complete satire poking fun of ultra PC culture.

Only a douche bag would use a word like, "exponentially."

You guys must be new around here

She really was...

Until she cheated on him. The ultimate student con artist getting conned was still sad though.

Well she was !! That being said. Oh the dirty things I wanted to do with Kelly !!

The Kelly love lines from the narrator are the best non-anti Zack lines and also happen to be true.

@@timobrien8809Why feel the need to tell everyone

Nice sunnies Brenda!

I think it's so cute how they're married in real life even tho it was years after lol

That 70s show is the best.

That man was Hyde lol.

I never liked Hyde

hehehe 666 likes

If anything, I prefer a woman with glasses.

Perfect commentary! 😂😂😂😂

Gold

The Zack Morris character plays with dolls

👱

Best line ever!

☠

Kat Cook yes

Yes, ma'am!

andrewk9000 good morning bliss he loses her potatoes stocks lol

Like Jeff in Community. Who could be the grown up Zack

Me too!

Hilarious line!!!

Great line, though Jennifer was hardly a bus.

Sometimes the Porsche breaks down and you have to ride the bus.

@@jdog00711 like when your girlfriend is in the hospital and your side chick from out of town comes in for a visit.

We all know a dude.

then congratulates himself all day for helping the police

The beer was also bud light

Lmao

zack looks like he'd steal some of your weed if you asked him to hook you up with his guy even though you already agreed to smoke a joint with him after he gets back

Revenge, at last!

Yeah, Screech should have just used it as an opportunity to go out on a date with Kelly himself!

@@nancyhey1012 They tried making it work for one episode but found out they didn't have anything in common.

@@teresadedos8492 true, but they still could have gone out on a few more dates together, even if they didn’t become a permanent couple. At least they had more things in common that he had with Lisa.

Melvin made Zack look like Screech 😆

zt1053 cougar

This was a thing on multiple high school shows in the 90’s. 😆

Have you ever met a man?

What you on about? Ain’t you herd about the hot teachers that get of with teenagers all over the world?

@@redlavish7027 I don't think OP is talking about the idea of teacher/student relationships (which in many, if not most, cases is a crime BTW). I think they meant that a teenage boy assumed an older woman would reciprocate his feelings simply because he was feeling them.

The signs were always there, we just didn't have the necessary information to see them.

I want one! SO 90’s.

He stole it from Cosby by manipulating Theo, all on dare to get him into the Rigmas.

I'm tipping he gets his dating tips from Bill Cosby as well.

THAT ONE!! OY!! I did side with him at first, because it's important to support wheelchair-bound people; but as usual, he took it too far. But it's better than that New Class episode where the one guy ditched his new crush because he discovered she was in a wheelchair. On a Semester at Sea program.

I see great comment, I like. I see god Jihyo, I like immediately.

Zack Morris went into the church and un holied the holy water

Yep, yep

haha

Yes

LMAO

and Fortnite

Because trash can be another man’s treasure but Zach Morris is the cursed kind...

Zack is lower than Trash...no, Trash looks up to Zack, Trash just laughs at Zack.

@@American-Zero Trash can be upcycled or reused Zach Morris can not be, therefore by default Trash is more valuable

@@AeliaReadsBooks You're absolutely right. I hereby apologize to all trash for comparing it to Zack.

That faithfull for the most hideaous human being of all time.

Being 1990, he was setting that bar high very early on.

Maybe Bill Cosby was his idol.

From today forth, all horrid sweaters will be known as Morris Sweaters

Nevertheless, you'd get a decent amount for that sweater on ebay. Garish 90s fashions are back in :D

I'm convinced that season was a horrible, horrible dream; even if it did have some good episodes. If you think about it, that was the episode where Lisa finally convinced Screech to drop the whole obsession thing which he does in one of the most humane things he's ever had to do. But then flash forward to the Graduation episode and he's back to swooning. It even happens in the New Class episode where Zack and Lisa come back to convince a bitter former student not to demolish Bayside.

@@cammy85 that and the motorcycle girl coming on were pretty bad. Everyone just forgets abour Kelly and the other girl. Then the season comes back and they come back and the whole motorcycle thing never happened after Zack gets her. Reallt weird

I missed the original airing, so i only saw it on TBS re-runs. I imagine Seasons 4 and 5 aired at the same time in an hour block. One episode had Kelly and Jessie while the other had Tori. Or one episode took place at Bayside, the other at Malibu Sands.

@@cammy85 no it was all pretty normal. It just went from Kelly to tori one episode and like 5 to 8 episodes later it nevee happened and back to Kelly. Summer was after that I think then back to bayside. After graduation. College years and in less than 10 episodes they scraped that idea snd had kelly and Zac go to vegas to get married and just forget college ever happened. Sucks as the college years seemed fun Excpet for the black haired femnisnest and other girl with Kelly. They were so boring. And zac had some cool teachers

ivanbluecool Problem is that Screech never had her to begin with.

*wandering But the quote is still wrong since the narrator said "roaming."

When did they say this ? I watched the video straight through 3 times and didn’t hear it once

@@la3615 41 seconds in.

Tv used to be awesome.

Why? Zach got exactly what he asked for and he couldn't handle it. It's Zach Morris that you should be shocked was allowed on T.V. he's the trash. (If that cliche shit is the sexiest thing ever to you, then you are WAY too easily lead!)

Was she his real life wife...

@Edmund WTF would you think that? Her name is Nancy Valen. She's married to Dick Van Patten's son.

Eh, it was a different time. 90210 had an episode where two teenage girls were actually fighting over who would get to bang the drama teacher and the teacher actually did “date” and mack down with one of them and no one thought anything of it. And there are plenty of 80’s movies where a high schooler is dating a full blown adult and it’s not an issue. I agree it’s weird but it was an accepted thing in TV and movies. 😆

Another victim on Zack's list

Alexangel you too much😂

Flu shots don't protect you from STDs

he got syphilis from playing a gay diver

Not really though, Kelly still married him. Any consequences Zack ever sees are extremely temporary

Derek Johns I think she’s referring to Kelly’s brother dropping that bucket of water on him at the end. One of the few eps where Zack didn’t get his away and was the butt of the joke

@@bigbearkat2010 Like when she cheated on him with the manager of the Max and dumped Zach at the prom right after they won prom king and queen. But not before calling zach the other guys name.

I know what she meant. But it's hard to really care that anything bad actually happens to Zack at the end of the episode when things work out for him anyway

@demomanx614 As I recall Kelly ended up breaking up with that other guy not too long afterward when she caught him cheating on her and then telling him without a shred of irony that she broke up with a "really great guy" for him.

she probably fucking killed herself

@@Tokkoking thank you. That made me laugh.

She fell into the Bayside Black Hole?

@@joshnazario1020 no the bayside cemetery where they bury everyone. Thats the real reason they didn't want a oil field. All the dead bodies

Or Zach is the Bayside Butcher, killing women that refuse his advances.

Ron 3 tryna holler at some girl on KZfaq? Lmao sad

yeah apparently pedophilia between adult school staff and students was going on then in society so the students didn't really know it was wrong or how to stop it. I knew it was wrong and I tried to stop it in my school too but it was really hard, with me being just one person and female...it made me a huge target for the boys my age and the pedophiles too. As a result of trying to protect other girls and myself I got physically, sexually and psychologically abused. At least high school is over. I made it out of there alive somehow. Lost a lot of blood but survived. So that's good I guess. I felt like Buffy the Vampire Slayer sometimes. And was even called that once by another girl.

Well having been a kid once, when you go after a woman , tho legally you can’t be with them , friends would just root for the kid you know? It’s what friends do. If anyone said “you know you can’t date an older woman cos you’re still a teenager” we’d just call him a pussy. When you’re a child you have a different perspective than when you’re an adult. It’s called growing up and maturing. One of my boys dated a woman in her 20s and we just cheered the guy tho we kept it hush hush. I myself messed around with an older woman when i was 15 and It was an awesome experience for me, again we didn’t tell a soul. It was all part of growing up, great memories.

@@itslikethesamebutdifferent8020 teens are not children

I agree, I think it was inappropriate for Zack to date a school nurse, no matter how much of a crush he had on her. Also you don’t break a commitment you made to someone else just because of a mere crush.

Kelly and the new manager of The Max kiss before prom. The leads to Zack and Kelly breaking up while they are dressed as Romeo and Juliet.

^ Kelly was a junior in High School. Jeff was in college. You don't know what pedophilia even is.

@@quentinkaasa47 thats still creepy as hell and think zack even points that out

Quentin Kaasa all females like this and u obviously one of them that be like a freshman in high school goin out witta senior u a nat nat

pretty sure you talking about college saved by the bell

Are you sure? Rachel Berry is pretty much a female version of Zach Morris.

That's not a sitcom. Save by the bell was a cartoon. And Glee is godawful

I would actually say both are kind of godawful in their own unique ways, but both were sort of a serialized idealization of high school.

Sean McCarthy Dave Karofsky

Rachel Berry is trash! But no seriously, I think the real villain was Santana. Remember the episode where she was outed on TV and flipped out, and we were supposed to feel sorry for her? I would have if she'd been any other character, but Santana not only bullied Kurt, but threatened to out Karofsky if he didn't do her bidding. She got what she deserved.

@Miller Heileife And she played Patrick Dempsey's girlfriend in that funny movie Loverboy just a few years before her appearance in Saved by the Bell.

Among other things... Could we talking about a brazzers video by anychance?

@@juanpablodajbura5902 lmao

@@hhhbbbccc Yeah, at least a couple of years (give or take) before her appearance in "Saved By The Bell."

Yess 🤣🤣

11/10 would wear

Zack morris is traasssh as my ringtone would be 🔥😂

aestheticsounds. Yes!

Peter Engel Productions & NBC Productions would likely sue your ass off.

Hell yeah.

Just tack these episodes on to the end of the real episodes like the corny PSAs they used to do after 80s cartoons

😂😂😂

great name

I named my grandad Shabadoo.

He's never seen again, sadly. He probably fucking killed himself.

Gentlemen he’s a perfectly normal slightly dickish kid. With the power to make anyone who makes his life problematic disappear that if anything is the odd part.

What is strange is no one knows who played him he was uncredited

Yeah you’re prob gonna keep waiting that doesn’t sound funny at all. Tard nugget

@@BD52Ravens nice joke. Bur serious. Thats the best wtf moment of Zack ruining kellys life. Can you think of a better one on the show

His parents paid for the wedding and no one cares about the College episodes.

Why did she marry him?

@Polly Pockets B/c she's a glutton for punishment.

Equint77 the pre rape bill

Lesley Flores the worst part of this show is there’s only a finite number of episodes! Luckily this show has a ridiculous number of Zack being trash from four different versions. He hasn’t even touched college or the new class.

That’s what I was thinking too!

There are bad characters on this show. Screech can have his own spinoff

Well there is gonna be a saved by the bell new show , and yes zack morris will be in it. There you go , more zack morris is trash episodes lol...

We have College Years .

No, they used to do that. It was pretty common.

They did this in the late 80’s and early 90’s.

They used to do that

He's probably gay

Kelly was always the best character She always had a positive attitude and was extremely nice to everyone unless she was angry or hurt

Nah i think he's in prison

David Mason DDDP. Dustin diamond dallas page

RIP the guy.

He passed away. Have some respect.

@@danreyes736 These people made their comments before he passed away. Calm down, white knight

Mr McMahon Joey Styles: ITS NEW JACK!!!!

Good god. A New Jack reference.

No. "Wrestler" being the key word.

Mike Fontenot Zing!

Worse would be Macho Man.

@Skip Bayless and I never understood to this day

Awkward-Hipster Even Screech?

@@MrEmpoleon2010 even Screech

And we never saw Kelly again... because being married to Zack Morris was so horrible she probably fucking killed herself.

Screech

I've meet Tapanga but I'll stick pick Kelly in her prime...

Darkb4light 06 they are the same person 😂

@@paulmajano MPG and Bill Cosby?? Lol

That exact same sweater was worn by that freshman Derrick that Lisa fell for.

Pretty sure we all love Kelly. ❤️

Yup. But creeps creep together.

That's why she was fired

U crazy

Judge: Oh, it's trash. Nurse: It's Zack Morris. Judge: I use those synonymously.

Jason Sabbath Kelly is made of rainbows and joy! Zack is made of trash and more trash.

Zach doesn't need the sweater, he already gives people seizures from how annoying and selfish he is.

BOMBON187 yeah butt the bus people are diferent