The Transport Fever 2 Mainline part 1

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Colonel Failure

Colonel Failure

2 жыл бұрын

In Transport Fever I came up with the notion of a single mainline running around the entire map that hooked up to every town and industry in the vicinity. It looked great, ran pretty well too, but was completely useless in a commercial sense. I've a hunch that in Transport Fever 2 I can do it better, so I've whipped up a map, filled it with towns and will now make it work.
Would you like the map sir and or madam? Acquire it here: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
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Okay, that's a total lie, it's a link graveyard. It is however delivered with the kind of panache you have come to expect.
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(*) - Today's secret: I hear what you're saying. "Japan?" Yeah. So. I loaded it up. Said some words. Notice it was running like hot crap so I made it hotter still by covering it in lighter fluid, throwing it into a garbage can and setting fire to it. I've picked out town sizes for this map that will hopefully remain manageable. Probably.

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@talis84
@talis84 2 жыл бұрын
waiting until he finds out that the open wagons don't carry food.
@antaryjczyk
@antaryjczyk 2 жыл бұрын
11:50.....Line 1...those flatbed horse drawn carriages don't carry food ;) This is going to be so much fun...looking forward to this new series ;)
@NorseOkies
@NorseOkies 2 жыл бұрын
Col Failure: "Naming convension is important early on!" 3rd City; Atlantis. "ATLA.... Yeah that's good!"
@Boating_David
@Boating_David 2 жыл бұрын
Most people have traffic, maybe train background noise. Not the Colonel oh no, full on Chinnook action ! What a guy ✌👍
@colonellemon
@colonellemon 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciated the single frame of Lawnmower Sim at the end of the bombastic intro.
@imsvale
@imsvale 2 жыл бұрын
Came to the comments looking for this.
@GretchenDawntreader
@GretchenDawntreader 2 жыл бұрын
ah, that lovely aroma, it can't be replicated, that New Map Smell.
@emilyskymiranda950
@emilyskymiranda950 2 жыл бұрын
Colonel Failure is the UK version of Morgan Freeman. His voice is just as friendly and calm.
@grahamduensing121
@grahamduensing121 2 жыл бұрын
Voice can be deceiving, For the Colonel is much more powerful for he can create money to cure all world problems with some (totally.) minor breakage along the way.
@tomhelveticus2876
@tomhelveticus2876 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the complimentary lawnmower frame just after the bombastic intro. Subtle attempt at subconsciously promoting your other vids?
@101Waylander
@101Waylander 2 жыл бұрын
The internet was created for this combination; Colonel Failure and TF2. So happy to see my favourite game back on the channel, even if most of the towns starve because they can’t get any food delivered due to the wrong vehicles being used 😂😂🤣
@joshvaughan3403
@joshvaughan3403 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing hits quite like a new TF2 series from the colonel
@XCrawlFan
@XCrawlFan 2 жыл бұрын
Except the Soviets attacking outside the Failure Bunker...
@T3ki1a_
@T3ki1a_ 2 жыл бұрын
Team Fortress 2?! 😱
@2CraftySeniors
@2CraftySeniors 2 жыл бұрын
Lovely to ride along on the wagon, listening to the birds and the clop, clop of the horses hooves on the dirt road. Feels good to be back in the late 1800s again. This will be fun.
@MrScoot27
@MrScoot27 2 жыл бұрын
Aren't you getting the compulsory "put the incorrect wagon type on there" out of the ol' bag of tricks rather early this time around, Colonel? The map looks awesome, looking forward to the series.
@rickboivin7732
@rickboivin7732 2 жыл бұрын
Less than 12 minutes. Contender for earliest Failure?
@Timmytiger18
@Timmytiger18 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, the first failure was not putting Mos Eisly in the desert haha
@royeveraers
@royeveraers 2 жыл бұрын
Choo choo goes the hype train, “GET ON CHUMS!” Shouts the Colonel
@eddsson
@eddsson 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome, new series. New lines, with carriages that can't carry bread.
@Galerak1
@Galerak1 2 жыл бұрын
Lol... well spotted 😅
@Jake-qz5uf
@Jake-qz5uf 2 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else spotted that too lol I was just screaming "they don't carry bread" over and over at the officer with a funny accent
@ordigdug
@ordigdug 2 жыл бұрын
That's the Colonel way!!!
@blueskull6789
@blueskull6789 2 жыл бұрын
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Dont tell him LOL
@bjarnenilsson80
@bjarnenilsson80 2 жыл бұрын
You are right the line HIKV -road food production can't carry food, woops paging the Colonell
@luketune1927
@luketune1927 2 жыл бұрын
Yes the comeback of one of my favorite series the day before my birthday yes!!! Edit:Also you forgot to check that the open wagon held bread which it does not although I know you won't get around to fixing it until episode four probably as that's probably where you have pre recorded up to as a had a notification milarcy for the next two but not the fourth just a quess thought
@fuglbird
@fuglbird 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the Colonel selects a strategy unlikely to work using waggons that definitely don't do the job. Amazing to watch. TF2 played by the Colonel is definitely the best game to watch. Playing the game to have fun and make fun for us! Thank you!
@mukherjeesuniversum2665
@mukherjeesuniversum2665 2 жыл бұрын
Ah Finally Colonel and Fever 😊😊😊
@MYPSYAI
@MYPSYAI 2 жыл бұрын
Jeez I just got this game and here you are with this awesome funny series.
@Northlander74
@Northlander74 2 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe you're back doing what was the best concept that didn't work... like that Colonel used to say, "Do it again, only better"
@seaape1070
@seaape1070 2 жыл бұрын
The entire intro song, all I could think of was your Cthulhu dark ride from Planet Coaster!
@Jake-qz5uf
@Jake-qz5uf 2 жыл бұрын
The reason for the American Chinooks was because of the massive oil fields in Arrakeen. ;) Also, gonna chime in with the others to say remind you that the open wagons can't carry bread. I am very excited for this new series! Carry on, Colonel Failure
@Slinky8904
@Slinky8904 2 жыл бұрын
Note to Colonel upon your vacation return: Flatbeds don’t carry food. HILY Road Food Delivery line
@ben1869
@ben1869 2 жыл бұрын
YES, GOD. I remember watching every episode of this
@fishpop
@fishpop 2 жыл бұрын
Squirrel has been doing a series of this game lately. His naming convention for lines typically has each line denoted by type. [T] for Truck, [R] for Rail, [B] for Bus and [P] for Passenger. Other than that; his routes are named depending on what they're doing. EG: "[T] Loughton Oil To Tuffley"
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure 2 жыл бұрын
He's a rookie. He'll learn.
@RoseAlchemist22
@RoseAlchemist22 2 жыл бұрын
I finally get to see a Colonel Transport Fever 2 map unfold in real time!! Definitely downloading the map and playing along.
@sams9716
@sams9716 2 жыл бұрын
Need to redo the Metropolis mod spotlight series from Transport fever 1. So far thats been the one that I liked the best and judge all other series by. Here is an idea for this map, if you dare! You have a nice large river at the one end of the map. At that end use ships to carry goods from one side to the other. Or if you really want .. fun, break the mainline up into 2 parts and send everything across the large end of the river in ships.
@tm4609
@tm4609 2 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to this series
@susan_beaver
@susan_beaver 2 жыл бұрын
Woohoo! Looking forward to the build!
@mj-tk3gs
@mj-tk3gs 2 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for mainline to come back!
@martinnielsen2531
@martinnielsen2531 2 жыл бұрын
Your open flatbed horse carriage can't carry any food. Remember to see the cargo types before buying. :) But great episode!
@tmarritt
@tmarritt 2 жыл бұрын
He mentioned at the start he has a cheeky mod for that.
@martinnielsen2531
@martinnielsen2531 2 жыл бұрын
@@tmarritt Yeah I know, but the lines with food doesn't work right now, or at least doesn't transport food.
@philipbossy4834
@philipbossy4834 2 жыл бұрын
4 letter code: 3 first letters of the city, 4th one that makes sense. So you can get FAIL, MEGA, HILV, ATLA [which is currently not following you convention] My take is that a naming convention should make things easy to find rather than be a cipher.
@blackhearttek
@blackhearttek 2 жыл бұрын
Mainline 2.0: When you fail, Try and try again... ...and fail again! Probably! 🤣
@PapaBear6t8
@PapaBear6t8 Жыл бұрын
2:34 That farm near Arakeen, surely they must call it Sietch Tabr, no doubt in me mind... and see all those wells over there? You're seriously mistaken if you think they extract oil... nope, those barrels are filled with water... that's right!
@spartan117zm
@spartan117zm 2 жыл бұрын
This map looks fantastic; I’m really excited for the new series! I feel like Mos Eisley should have some desert around it though.
@SpaceMarineGandhi
@SpaceMarineGandhi Жыл бұрын
I just found this channel and I know I'm in for a good time from the intro alone
2 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping to do a litle bit off decoration 🙄 heard that before 😅
@perthdave100
@perthdave100 2 жыл бұрын
blimey, that was low Chinook going over your head, do they appear often, noisy bugger, anyway, looking forward to this new mainline escapade.
@asphalt1454
@asphalt1454 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing to have the mainline back, watched the entire series the first time around and loved it
@kevino6618
@kevino6618 2 жыл бұрын
Love seeing you return to this! I think the issue with not being able to add the station/truck stop to the route was because you were zoomed out too far and the town name partly covered the truck stop icon. The game doesn't know why you're adding a whole town to the route and is saying "Oi! Zoom in!" Noticed that a few times with some of my own.
@robert1529
@robert1529 2 жыл бұрын
for Colonel, 4 letter codes for the cities. Supply: raw materials to manufacture. delivery: picking up from manufacturer and taking to a town. Production: handles the entire route.
@METALFREAK03
@METALFREAK03 2 жыл бұрын
Good man.
@Quan.216
@Quan.216 2 жыл бұрын
This is going to be a great series.
@chrism4522
@chrism4522 2 жыл бұрын
Happy to see you around! And with new TF series! Still watching your old one on board! Cheers
@YeoltheClumsy0
@YeoltheClumsy0 2 жыл бұрын
You could combine the circular main line with a humongous central multi-station freight hub, with a few spokes to the main line... just an idea.
@philipbossy4834
@philipbossy4834 2 жыл бұрын
Call it the mainline-star.
@showmanpete2805
@showmanpete2805 2 жыл бұрын
glad to see you back on TSF 2
@renebuesch
@renebuesch 2 жыл бұрын
Very excited to See where this series ist going. Can not wait for more episodes.
@philipbossy4834
@philipbossy4834 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh, there's nothing quite like the feeling of the early hopes and aspirations of a mega-project-map. Nicely laid out areas you got there, looking forward to the ride. Clicking on stops that are close to the city name will result in a fight. Always. It's the city name which is the big attention seeker and steals all the clicks. You have to zoom in pass the city name to get to click on the stop. When you're outside of the line manager that behaviour becomes apparent, but no less annoying.
@lasseendrup3162
@lasseendrup3162 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh... I like this... the soothing voice of the Colonel making my day lovely
@osmo250
@osmo250 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought I was having a stroke during the bombastic intro. Love those split second frames 🤣
@intrepid1970
@intrepid1970 2 жыл бұрын
I like to use a fairly simple naming scheme. All non-train good are [C] for Cargo. [C] Hillvalley Grain-Bread. All train goods are [F] for Freight. Buses are [B]. Trams are [Tram]. Passenger Train [PT]. Passenger Trains are [PT] City > City > City. Passenger air is [Air-P]. Cargo air is [Air-C]. I also color all lines the by the item they carry. Trams and Buses are Blue. Passenger Trains are green. Cruse, oil are black. Fuel is orange. Logs are brown. Planks are light brown. Grain is light yellow. Bread is Lighter brown. Bricks are red. Gravel is gray. Tools are grey...and so on and so forth.
@thefarglecaptain
@thefarglecaptain 2 жыл бұрын
I salute your ambition brave Colonel!
@rafngard
@rafngard 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my giddy colonel, is this going to be good! :)
@XCrawlFan
@XCrawlFan 2 жыл бұрын
Dis will only end in tears, sir.
@BillWiltfong
@BillWiltfong 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh.... Frustratedly yelling at Colonel Failure across the impassable gulf of time and space. It's been too long.
@mikestrainsthings
@mikestrainsthings 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Cnl, can't wait to see this play through always a good thrill tf2 is.
@kevnar
@kevnar 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody is young and attractive. There's not a single person you can call "Crone!" in that special way CF has.
@Dallas1460
@Dallas1460 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the series, subscription and like issued greetings from Lviv, I'm waiting for the continuation.
@ottovonbismarck2443
@ottovonbismarck2443 2 жыл бұрын
About time you get back on track. I missed banging my head on the table. 😁
@leeclegg2943
@leeclegg2943 2 жыл бұрын
Love the Chinook in the background
@SmallFry2023
@SmallFry2023 5 сағат бұрын
Are The Soviets attacking? What The Hell's Going On Out There?!?!?!
@Fullmetalljacket88
@Fullmetalljacket88 2 жыл бұрын
Im so happy Your making a sequel to mainline :)
@theravenwolf1954
@theravenwolf1954 2 жыл бұрын
I have played the heck out of your Tropical and Dune Canyon; I must confess that I put the Tropical in "Map Editor" and tweaked the Tropical some but even with the slight changes I made I have used your play along pretty much the same. The Dune Canyon is a formidable task; mine just never quite works as well as master Colonel Failure. I still play them both once in a while.
@88terrormaus
@88terrormaus 2 жыл бұрын
❤❤❤ it back back again TS2 he is back ❤❤😍😍
@CurtisMohr
@CurtisMohr 2 жыл бұрын
Yay! Transport fever is back!!!
@aircooledorion
@aircooledorion 2 жыл бұрын
This looks like the colonel is going back to his Amish roots.
@bulwinkle
@bulwinkle 2 жыл бұрын
Your 1mph increase is an improvement of about 6%. Notton be sniffed at.
@madmoo8836
@madmoo8836 2 жыл бұрын
Colonel i feel it is my duty to inform you that 3 out of 4 freight lines wont work as the chosen carriages cannot carry bread.
@DSchrubbe
@DSchrubbe 2 жыл бұрын
Port Miggins! The poor Ms. Miggins gets her due!
@rjeffm1
@rjeffm1 2 жыл бұрын
Whoop whooop! New TpF2 series! How long until it has BOATS!
@hatsjie2
@hatsjie2 2 жыл бұрын
Love myself a bit of Chinook action!
@Game-kc4ez
@Game-kc4ez 2 жыл бұрын
Yay my wish has become true! Thank you soo much
@dustandcobwebs
@dustandcobwebs 2 жыл бұрын
Splendid start
@SimGuySilver
@SimGuySilver 2 жыл бұрын
Need lots of vids in this series... I mean LOTS!
@leagueofrailway101
@leagueofrailway101 2 жыл бұрын
The good old memories come back
@nathanwalls9406
@nathanwalls9406 2 жыл бұрын
I heard they're mobilizing the military to manage fuel distribution over there so maybe nothing terribly concerning. Looking forward to the continuation of the new series!
@railwayjade
@railwayjade 2 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to this
@bballjo
@bballjo 2 жыл бұрын
I do love that you stick to your brand, and the first line you setup (line 1, also line 3) gets vehicles that cannot carry bread...I know you'll see that (eventually) but here goes guessing for how long :D
@noostroi
@noostroi 2 жыл бұрын
Hah - flash of a mower around the 00:40 second mark... :D
@Baleur
@Baleur 2 жыл бұрын
Casual Chinook no big deal.
@grahamduensing121
@grahamduensing121 2 жыл бұрын
0:40 if u pause at the right moment, U hopefully will see a lawn mower... Hmmmm looks like that needs investigating.
@RazzUK
@RazzUK 2 жыл бұрын
The colonel failure renaissance era has begun!
@stacd6522
@stacd6522 2 жыл бұрын
2 men enter 1 man leaves
@xiii-Dex
@xiii-Dex 2 жыл бұрын
For the Peninsula ConMat opportunity, you say it's a bit early for a bridge... but I see an opportunity for a ferry...
@Tyrope
@Tyrope 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh! We'll do first three and then the last letter." HILV TIL> Valley ends in a V
@jarlemalmin
@jarlemalmin 2 жыл бұрын
Those open top transports.... they do not take bread. :)
@Noblemarq12
@Noblemarq12 2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to try this map, an see what kind of shenanigans I can create
@breakcoregivesmewo0od611
@breakcoregivesmewo0od611 2 жыл бұрын
have you tried doubling up resources and factories? gives nice big trains
@Dscha
@Dscha 2 жыл бұрын
Back to the roots!
@deadwolf2978
@deadwolf2978 2 жыл бұрын
its back? i didnt know that horseriding tycoon was in fashion.
@honkerbonker6700
@honkerbonker6700 2 жыл бұрын
Oh , it does have Silent Hill ! Yaaay! Planes , when they get invented , will be able to naqvigate through mist , right ? Right ?
@EuropeanOnion
@EuropeanOnion 2 жыл бұрын
Thinking of you and your family Colonel
@mrnar6293
@mrnar6293 2 жыл бұрын
The open wagons dont take food, just grain
@wvziccardi
@wvziccardi 2 жыл бұрын
Oooooo mainline 2.0
@jangoofy
@jangoofy 2 жыл бұрын
Naffy Wagons, I have not heard that name in a long time
@tmarritt
@tmarritt 2 жыл бұрын
Ere we go ere we go ere we go.
@Giftsbyclare
@Giftsbyclare 2 жыл бұрын
4 days to wait 😱😱😱
@Sargon_of_Cincinnati
@Sargon_of_Cincinnati 2 жыл бұрын
So true… We hates money hacks! 😎7
@StoicBachelor
@StoicBachelor 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you brought it back. I’m looking forward to this. I hope it’s not heavily modded though.
@mistermeanial1690
@mistermeanial1690 2 жыл бұрын
I love the mods of the game. Vanilla becomes dull easily
@chivew377
@chivew377 2 жыл бұрын
So. Are you really going to make me wait for part 2!?
@lwyz_
@lwyz_ 2 жыл бұрын
Here we go again
@bballjo
@bballjo 2 жыл бұрын
purely because of the amount of towns, ill give you 20 episodes max, before you start getting into slideshow ;)
@jtn2002
@jtn2002 2 жыл бұрын
Why do I have a sudden craving for pork within the first minute of this video?
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure 2 жыл бұрын
Resist.
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