Never knew your sister had telepathic connections with god

"I just got 20 bucks for sending some guy to hell." I absolutely love the continuity in your vids, it's the small things that make it so much better

I like how the waiter gets progressively more unhinged, really tells a story.

"he's stabbed 8 people in his life, but i am more than happy to introduce you" somehow i sense that it is precisely because of that that he wants to introduce him

Imagine being a waiter and serving The Vegan Teacher

That $20 reference is why we watch this channel 😂😂😂

Worked at a steak restaurant, had a lady say, "I want my steak a *little* rare, but not TOO rare, maybe a *little* medium, but not TOO much..." The cook came out and held up one hand, counting them off on his fingers: "Miss, you have FOUR choices: rare, medium-rare, medium, or well done. Which will it be?" We never saw her again, to our collective relief.

As someone who started as a waiter about a month and a half ago, this is accurate, especially the people who leave late. I had a group of ladies stay from the start of my shift to the end (about 4 hours that day). You also forgot the people who are really nice, you learn their names, laugh with them, and then they don't even leave a tip. Thanks Mike.

For the record people do in fact complain to the person who sold them the ticket when their movie sucks. Usually because they want a refund. I had someone ask for a refund because they didn't understand the movie, and another person because the movie and subtitles and they didn't come to the movie to read. But they all sat through the entire movie.

Fun fact: This channel is underrated af. Good content here

"Maybe serial killers aren't all that bad..." You and me both, Zach

5:15 I hate this about America. In my country and in most places around the world, Tipping is customary and waiters and waitress' are paid a salary that's not dependant on the tip. The customer isn't responsible for paying their salary. Tipping is a way to show that you found the waiter's service enjoyable and want to reward them with cash. It also encourages quality service. When it is forced, there is no incentive to do more than minimum and it makes the paying part of the eating a lot worse than what it should be.

You forgot the :orders one thing but changes it completely: like, can I get the chicken tacos, but can you substitute the chicken for beef and change the flour shells to burger buns and instead of small diced tomatoes can you just slice them and can you substitute the taco sauce for ketchup? Waiter: so you want a beef burger? Customer: NO! I want the chicken tacos, with a few substitutes.

"ARE YOUR EGGS VEGAN?" bro i died 💀💀💀

I really like how you put enough time for us to read the description of each type lol A lot of times people only leave the descriptions up for like a second or two, so I appreciate it

If someone really asked me “On a scale from 1 to 78,” I’d throw a chair.

Not exactly "waiter" but when I was younger and started working at tommys I had some lady order a chilli cheese dog. She then came back complaining that it was TOO BIG. She said she wanted the smaller one. I asked my manager about this and he assured me that weve only ever had one size of hotdog, but she insisted that she used to get a smaller size. Went back and forth for 10 minutes until her kids asked her to stop. Customers are weird.

As someone who's had to deal with both, him shooting the drunks/late comers was immensely satisfying. EDIT: The complicated bill splitters should've been shot too.... after paying of course.

'Maybe serial killers arent all that bad' Had me dying and so true, id rather speak to one than a toxic tree humper

3:36 I guess the chef was demoted to waiter…

We finally found out why he wanted those 20 bucks

4:00 felt that one. I have a friend allergic to like a dozen things. Peanut butter to the extent where if he smells enough he enters anaphylactic shock

Best and most honest waiter ever. Free appetizer

You forgot the people who order one dish and change almost everything about it. "Can I have the ceasar salad without the bacon?" "Yeah, no proble-" "And does that come with a dressing?" "Yeah." "No dressing please. And do you put any shrimps on that?" "No, it's just a plain cesar salad. So I'll get that going -" "I want shrimps on it." "We don't put any shrimps on our cesar salad, sorry." "But you have shrimps, right? There's shrimps on the menu." "Do we have shrimps in the kitchen? Yeah. Do you want the shrimps instead?" "No, I want shrimps on my cesar salad without dressing and bacon, oh and also can you put the parmesan on the side, I really think your dishwasher doesn't have enough to do." "And I guess you only want to pay the price of the cesar salad for this abomination that'll waste the time of everybody in this restaurant, complicate everything and cost more to make." "Yes, I mean... it's only a cesar salad" *shoots guest* "And what would you like?" "Yeah, you used to have this dish one the menu-" *shoots other guest*

8:42 The lore is incredible. Get ready for Zach Star Cinematic Universe

I'm the kind of person that doesn't say anything to the waiter if the order is wrong

You forgot the customers who aggressively hit on you while you’re on the clock. I love the inclusion of “customers who aren’t paying attention though”. 😁

first time hearing the word "Bitcherella" 2:47 , nice one

You forgot the person who wants to make all sorts of substitutions to the item they order.

So Zach’s sister sent a a customers food to god. Good to know

I love this, gotta add the "how much is this person" "the underage drinker" and the "there's a hair in my food" even though our chefs are bald

5:39 NOT THE SUBWAY CUPONS. I BET THEY ARE ALSO EXPIRED

Was at a running Sushi yesterday and athere was a dud who complained that the portions were small and he couldn't choose what came across. He was offered a seat at a table so he could order what he wanted there and they even made plates with what he demanded and sent them out but he still left complaining about how bad the food was. I was there with a friend and I guess we both agreeed that the food was just fine 🙄

“I just got $20 for sending some dude to hell” that’s from the other movie. It is!

When they start off with "I don't mean to be rude", they are gonna be rude.

The callback with God, about the $20 was perfect

Hit the mark with all of these. I also experienced the prayer one but it was when I had only brought out 3 plates of food and still had 2 to go. I understand some people feel the need to be grateful for everything but it's a little awkward when I'm standing there with 2 plates of hot food burning me through my cloth with other tables to get while they all have their eyes closed and fingers interlocked.

SOMEBODY'S got experience in the service industry! No one who hasn't would understand as much about how bad some excruciatingly degrading dealing with some of the wretched,petty fucks who occasionally saunter right on in through the doors and start some bullshit that you can't do anything retaliatory in response to for fear of your job. This video actually did its job far too well,cuz it WAS funny as hell,but also accurate enough to get me all worked up about things. Guess what kind of work I do for a living!

I always love these "types of people" skit videos. The writing and acting is always so funny, lol. So good.

I love the idea of a regular waiter being some extremely powerful entity, that can talk to God whenever he wants

Zach always solves his problems in the most truly patriotic American fashion and I couldn't be more proud.

My strategy for dumb questions when I am oldest staff at work is I go to the back and ask the question loudly any ways. It is not like they could know I asked the dishwasher. And then I go back and say "I dunno". Customers are horrified by the idea that you will always go to the back to transmit their questions so that will make them stop and just order like a civilized person.

I always hated when I'd go out to eat with someone and they'd ask the waiter "Is this good? Do you like it?" They're gonna fucking say yes cuz if not... that _could_ very well cost them their job.

1:00 - "He's stabbed 8 people in his life, and I'm fully willing to make it 9".

As an ex waiter, I can relate to almost all of these

4:41 just realized, this waiter was a TSA inspector! somehow he survived the explosion in "Going through TSA"

“If there is no noticeable cocaine residue on it that’s a win” Talk about a low bar.

Zach perfecly balances the pacing of his vids with the amount of detail he goes into his jokes

2:55 “storming our coast like it’s d-day” lmfao I love this channel

Allergies aren’t something you can control, but I completely agree it’s annoying when people who are allergic order things they KNOW they are allergic to and blame others

Last Week i had a customer order a beer and a bottle of juice for each of his kids. Not seeing any kids i asked him how many bottles does he want. He looked around and seeing that his kids are outside he said "Lemme check." and went outside. It left me absolutely perplexed.

5 years in fast food and I am uncomfortable with how accurate every piece of dialogue was to me

4:30 America moment

Ive spent this past 2 weeks watching your video as my 10 minute break from study every hour (I have my uni entrance exams next week). Zach, your fucking awesome I love you, you absolutately carried my mental health, Id be crazy without this videos. Keep at it please

My family once visited a restaurant while waiting for a flight and my mum goes "I'll branch out and try something new." which is cool. Her drink arrives, she drinks like half of it and decides she doesn't like it. Nothing was wrong with it, she just didn't like it. She calls the waiter over while he's serving a different table, and proceeds to complain that the drink that she ordered wasn't to her liking, and she wants a different one. The waiter, bless his soul, was very patient and ended up giving her a completely new drink on the house. Me and my siblings all stared at our mum in shock, because it was just so rude. I've never been more ashamed. To that waiter, I am so sorry.

I love how sending someone to hell for $20 is a reoccurring theme in these videos.

5:25 Didn’t know you’ve met my aunt

The one that doesn't tip is basically anywhere not in USA.

Ok, this is some ABSOLUTE quality content. Side note: I have a lot of allergies so the allergy is kind of me but I make sure I'm not obnoxious. I'm actually allergic to rice though, lol.

8:04 "Ohhhhhh. I don't give a fuck. Who got the tiger roll?"

Wow the fact that there's a coherent storyline even between skits. There must be some Zach Star Cinematic Universe or something.

Bruh the continuity of sending that dude to hell for $20😂

"Eh, i didint tip you much because i need to save some money" is a legit thing. waiters saying they need you to tip them more, is like their expenses being met at a detriment to yours.

0:53 I've worked at a movie theatre and this happened to me, some guy came to me to tell me what parts of the movie we could improve on next time, I'm not joking

4:04 as someone who is actually allergic to chicken. I can confirm, I get this a lot.

You missed a few-the ones who leave chewed food floating in their glasses and smeared on the outside and want refills, the kids who stomp food into the carpet and the parents laugh, oh and my favorite: Whomever had explosive diarrhea all over the inside of the bathroom stall, left six inches of feces nd soden toilet paper along with their underwear on the floor and an overflowed toilet. But yeah, BTDT with some of these. Great vid man. :lol:

4:22 quite literally had me crying with laughter

6:55 ground beef should be cooked to at least medium to avoid potential harmful bacteria, the waiter should have known that.

2:11 I bet if you only used the final line, everyone would still automatically know exactly who you're talking about

Knowing this takes place in a Denny's makes sense

the reference at the end to the other video was great. shows how he properly thinks through his comedy

The one that's missing is the families that fight over which one pays the bill first

Zach saying and doing what anyone who has worked food service would want to.

I like how you referenced the "When Your Religious Friend Goes to Hell With You" (or whatever it's called).

He brings up a good point what happens if you’re allergic to epipens!? Lol

I feel like I'm the group that makes splitting the check too complicated.

„Maby serial killers aren’t all that bad“ -> becomes a serial killer

this man has more continuity in his videos than actual tv shows

I like the couple because it represents how Zach’s gay towards himself

1:50 That was the most genuine wtf I've ever heard

"You haven't even prayed god you ungrateful fuck" got me hard

Always down for a good laugh, thanks for the content man

8:42 that callback was amazing

The couple is insane i just love the waiter is so chill because he sees that everyday 😂

Love how he mentioned the fact how God received money for sending a guy to hell.

As a cook, the ones we hate the most are the ones that arrive and stay late. Generally, if we're all clear and nobody has come in, as long as our area is clean and ready for the next day, we can go unless we want to help the dishwasher. But if someone comes in late then it messes EVERYTHING up. Because we'll get a ticket like 20 minutes after closing, and by that point we'll have everything put away and wrapped up and clean. But then we have to unwrap everything and dirty up some more stuff, which also keeps the dishwasher later and usually extends everyone's work by another hour just because ONE table decided to come in 2 minutes before close.

you gotta love the coherent storyline connecting the different videos

THANK YOU!!!! I needed this as a server at a restaurant

6:23 is that a Naked gun reference?

Just FYI an allergic reaction is when your body produces so much of a chemical called a histamine that it causes healty complications. Since an Eppi pen is explicitly an antihistamine, it is medically impossible to be allergic to them... Or at least the chemical within the eppi pen. You could be allergic to the pen itself such as the needle, plastic, etc. However the antihistamine would counteract this so it is incredibly difficult to be allergic to it in any serious capacity.

I love all the very long/random titles for each section

I’m really glad the restaurant I work at has you order up front so I only have to deal with customers as a server. I still see some of this, but very rare. Although It is extremely rare, I hate it when people stay really late, just last week some group stayed 40 minutes after close.

I love how the Christian friend in hell video is canon to this one.

4:50 Here in spain the food have be the best in the world, be prepared by god himself and the waiter has to take the order just at the time that people sit and bring instantly the food to be tiped with a cent (and that's being very generous)

I love the connections between the videos

the zack star himself universe is coming together! fucking love it! also that last one was easily the best.

8:23 LMAO

0:40 "We go together like cocaine and waffles"

I love the fact he made callbacks to one of his other videos

really good, love the small details :)