When the 3 wise men get lost

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Жыл бұрын

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@akito.281 Жыл бұрын

watching the same person have an argument with themselves is so fun for some reason

@phoenix0166 Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@IsaacWale2004 Жыл бұрын

ikr - I dunno why, but for some reason it's really entertaining...

@Vamaze Жыл бұрын

Wdym the same person, they’re different people

@jemmam927 Жыл бұрын

It's truely amazing how many historical and religious figures were actually time-traveling Zach Star clones.

@Vermiandr Жыл бұрын

*himself

@VPshandlewasstolen Жыл бұрын

"we could literally get an oil change by digging straight down and taking what we find to the nearest dude named juan" lmao that line was gold

@oompa1274 Жыл бұрын

Is Juan a middle Eastern name? It sounds more Latino

@VPshandlewasstolen Жыл бұрын

@@oompa1274 i have no idea

@randominternetguy3537 Жыл бұрын

@@oompa1274 you're right. Mahmoud would work better.

@kevkevplays5662 Жыл бұрын

No. That line was oil

@MrEscape314 Жыл бұрын

@@kevkevplays5662 It was "glack gold, Texas tea."

@VPshandlewasstolen Жыл бұрын

honestly its impressive how this guy does everything by himself, he could be a great actor

@oO2Pro4UOo Жыл бұрын

He's an actor. He's playing a human at the moment 😂

@pandagaming7087 Жыл бұрын

yeah, he could be like a certain plumber, doctor, astronaut, fire fighter and engineer

@ViltrumiteIsRite99 Жыл бұрын

@@pandagaming7087 Damn, you think he should replace Movie-Mario’s VA? 😂

@robertsteinbeiss8478 Жыл бұрын

well, he is the greatest 😂

@vedritmathias9193 Жыл бұрын

He should make a KZfaq channel

@Kasaix Жыл бұрын

"I know when you first hear it you think it's stupid" "When camels hear it they think it's stupid, I'm just agreeing with them." 2:22 That line is pure gold.

@redbeardsteelskin6723 Жыл бұрын

I very narrowly avoided a spit-take when this line came up, i'm still trying to recover :D

@HANKSANDY69420 Жыл бұрын

I ruined the 699 likes and made it 700 lmao

@gaysarahk Жыл бұрын

And they snorted the frankincense, but we still need to find out what happened with the myrrh.

@eatyourcereal6577 Жыл бұрын

i was the 1000th like :0

@HANKSANDY69420 Жыл бұрын

@@eatyourcereal6577 *well **_congLATUlations!_*

@dramatically-dies Жыл бұрын

When I skipped the ad the first thing I heard was "Now that everyone who skipped the ad is back" and I'm laughing my ass off

@HANKSANDY69420 Жыл бұрын

Same XD

@cecev5553 Жыл бұрын

LMBO same. I actually blinked hard at it taken aback. He sure knows his audience.

@eatyourcereal6577 Жыл бұрын

same😭😭😭

@BlazingBanana56 8 ай бұрын

Same

@shashanksam 6 ай бұрын

always watch his ads, he ads humour in them as well

@Xephyranth Жыл бұрын

love that these guys have everything from cars to processed doritos but forgot to bring an actual map

@SpringoFlamingo Жыл бұрын

Well if the goddamn satellites were working correctly they would’ve had service on their iPhone 13 or whatever, and they wouldn’t need one…🤷

@jackofalltradeshermes Жыл бұрын

@@SpringoFlamingo *iPhone 0.000000064

@Asgardians3t Жыл бұрын

who needs a map when u have the star :D

@snaackytutx7648 Жыл бұрын

Hard to use a map in desert I guess

@DASPRiD Жыл бұрын

@@SpringoFlamingo That's the problem - even if it were working, Apple Maps would lead them into a desert with no gas station in sight ;)

@joshuaneobond Жыл бұрын

It’s time to admit that he has ASCENDED in his form of comedy 🏆

@Dkgow Жыл бұрын

Give him another week and he will probably ascend, after he gets cancels and locked away of course.

@ActuallyNoah Жыл бұрын

@@Dkgow when someone gets canceled for making jokes about the three wise men: 😯

@Dkgow Жыл бұрын

@@ActuallyNoah Only to rise again 3 days later as the true messiah of youtube.

@TedEhioghae Жыл бұрын

Just hope he doesn't DESCEND. Hope he repents before then.

@taserblaizer377 Жыл бұрын

420 likes. Nice!

@10carflo22 Жыл бұрын

The most unrealistic part of this is eating potentially the same chip bag across 3 days

@SugarandSarcasm Жыл бұрын

Especially Doritos. Those are addictive af

@Sanbi35 Жыл бұрын

It took me about 2 weeks to finish my last chip bag.

@lad4830 Жыл бұрын

@@SugarandSarcasm 2 mins

@rejahaddad1527 Жыл бұрын

“It’s a Christmas miracle” “No that’s still a few days away” I mean he’s not wrong

@russellmiles2861 5 ай бұрын

Actually in the Gospels it mentions the wise folk turning up a few years after the birth of the Messiah

@picturebreakdown Жыл бұрын

“Now that all the people who skipped the add are back” I died 💀😂

@xavierburval4128 Жыл бұрын

I don’t know why but Zach doing star navigation with his finger is really hilarious for some reason

@dudeistpreist5721 Жыл бұрын

You can use knuckles or thumbs to navigate. Within a half a degree of accuracy.

@xavierburval4128 Жыл бұрын

@@dudeistpreist5721 trust me what he was doing with his fingers was NOT proper star navigation

@kylesavage4525 Жыл бұрын

Impressed how Gasper managed to save enough to have snacks for the birth of baby jesus.

@shinymew1213 Жыл бұрын

One guy finally getting a word in saying he thinks it might be round, both simultaneously tell him to “SHIT UP” 💀 I can stop laughing bruh

@chaosenforcerdhm969 Жыл бұрын

“”Shit up””

@jessica11773224 Жыл бұрын

"We could literally get an oil change by digging straight down and taking what we find to the nearest guy named Juan "😂😂

@generaleyan1676 11 ай бұрын

Juan, such an Arab name😂😂😂

@redacted878 Жыл бұрын

As the 4th wise man i can confirm this is all 100% true

@tc6818 Жыл бұрын

What was your gift? Sand? Wooden cross? Nails? Prepaid burial plot? Trucker baseball cap? Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0 ball grooming kit?

@phoenix0166 Жыл бұрын

@@tc6818 disappointment

@redacted878 Жыл бұрын

@@tc6818 was the 4.0 but close

@redacted878 Жыл бұрын

@@phoenix0166 no thats just what i gave to my parents

@phoenix0166 Жыл бұрын

@@redacted878 *sigh* Same

@dkanev38 6 ай бұрын

I never skip his ads! They are hilarious 😂

@reallycoolbird Жыл бұрын

As family guy put it: "We're the 3 wise men, we came here following a star." "Those two statements contradict each other."

@TheMrNoobChannel Жыл бұрын

Sure, that's why stars were used to navigate in the oceans. Such brain, much smort...

@brandontalley4288 Жыл бұрын

@@TheMrNoobChannel who is to say it even worked and they just didn't get lucky that there was land where they was heading 🤔 also they wrote down what stars they followed to get certain places and passed it along. The 3 wise men bs is just a fairytale story

@TheMrNoobChannel Жыл бұрын

@@brandontalley4288 Yeah, sure before they had the nautical maps they surely *were* lucky earth wasn't just flat and they would have just fell. (they would fell of the earth because it was flat, its a joke)

@joshd3502 Жыл бұрын

@@brandontalley4288 Stars were/are not used for navigation. Lol

@brandontalley4288 Жыл бұрын

@@joshd3502 then what was 🤔

@Ezkanohra 6 ай бұрын

You know the sketch is gonna be good when it has the classic Zach "are you fucking serious" face in the thumbnail.

@tc6818 Жыл бұрын

Gotta love Zach's seamless ad transitions. No one does it better.

@Wawagirl17 Жыл бұрын

I discovered and binged through all sketches on this channel in about 9 days several weeks ago, and this is the first upload since subscribing, WHOOP! I've needed this SO bad after a crazy week. Nothing cures exhaustion from your dad accidentally setting the basement on fire like Zach Star reenacting history showing up on your feed. ;)

@seventeen777 Жыл бұрын

Glad you could join the other 394000 addicts :)

@Wawagirl17 Жыл бұрын

@@seventeen777 Absolutely! I am in LOVE with this man's creations and humor.

@edgarchavez7192 Жыл бұрын

@@Wawagirl17 one of the best honestly

@phobozzzzzz Жыл бұрын

welcome to the family

@MrEscape314 Жыл бұрын

@@seventeen777 I'm not addicted. I could stop any time. I just like to see the skits..

@laoneraboloko5949 Жыл бұрын

I just love how he can seamlessly incorporate the Ads into his Skits. Golden 👌🏼

@HANKSANDY69420 Жыл бұрын

_"OK now that everyone who skipped the ad is back-"_

@fierydawn2635 Жыл бұрын

"Ok, now how do we get back?"

@samc9133 Жыл бұрын

I love that this is a world where people simultaneously don't know how navigation by stars or the world is a globe, but Ticketmaster also exists 😄

@MarijnvdSterre Жыл бұрын

I think this is exactly how it happened with one minor difference. Instead of not having reception, he had lost his map.

@xEqualsRandom Жыл бұрын

I can't believe Zach *Star* is telling us that following a star isn't wise

@Sontronite Жыл бұрын

"now that everyone who skipped the ad is finally back" oof i didnt expect to be called out lol

@TubbyLumps Жыл бұрын

"now that everyone that skipped the ad is back" damn Zach you got me good

@user-mw2sk7pi5x Жыл бұрын

You explained astronomy so well with those hand gestures in timestamp 03:45, I understood your point immediately!

@hoodio Жыл бұрын

"aphrodite pole dance on the pillars of creation"🤣🤣

@StarboyXL9 Жыл бұрын

Would go to see that

@Psych_Major_Blonde Жыл бұрын

Every time you say fuck or fucking, I laugh hysterically. It’s the way you say it! Also I didn’t skip the ad

@whimsysmith2835 9 ай бұрын

The irony being that the best way to navigate at this time would be following the stars….

@ij1376 Жыл бұрын

Video idea: Moses' reaction to the golden calf.

@Modie Жыл бұрын

I mean, people have used stars for orientation on a lot of travels, so he is actually ahead of his time if we are being honest.

@NastassiaEvans Жыл бұрын

The Doritos were a nice touch😂

@soaringicarus9424 Жыл бұрын

"Actually I hear it might be round." "Shut up."

@ShreshthaGusain Жыл бұрын

5:41 "now that everyone who skipped the ad is back" I felt called out lol

@supriyode8716 Жыл бұрын

I like how the guy in white and blue are fighting over direction, but are damn sure that the Earth is flat😅

@germanwulf40 Жыл бұрын

I love the flat vs. round argument, short-lived as it was lol.

@ipinnuoladipo363 Жыл бұрын

Creative and imaginative 💀

@huchsle2279 Жыл бұрын

The stars were actually the best way of navigating without a compass or a detailed map. I don't think they had either of this during that time in the middle of the desert. Celestial navigation was actually important for a very long time on ships. The pole star for example pointed exactly enough for ancient sailors to the north that they could follow it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pole_star and for celestial navigation en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celestial_navigation

@reinxraidenchannel9807 Жыл бұрын

"Now that Everyone who skipped the ad is finally back" This freaked me out a bit xD

@disappointment025 Жыл бұрын

I skipped the ad right on the "alright now that everyone who skipped the ad is finally back"😂😂😂

@angelofsteel1717 Жыл бұрын

Holy crap he's back

@Travis_Varga Жыл бұрын

“Now that everyone who has skipped the ad is finally back…” I feel seen. 😂

@thathorsegirl5088 Жыл бұрын

I mean, sailors navigated via the stars, so it’s not that weird.

@Drache832 Жыл бұрын

Pure gold yet again, I love your humour

@alwaysmiling1 Жыл бұрын

Pure frankincense

@jajuan_brown Жыл бұрын

He fully called me out on the as skipping 😭

@pablo-arteaga Жыл бұрын

"They were an extra nine dollars one ticket master" 🤣

@tanktanktv Жыл бұрын

“I’ve honestly been following ..Zach Star”

@andreyvstaroselskiy Жыл бұрын

I enjoy watching the ads because of how brilliantly you incorporate them into the skit! I hope companies see these types of comments and pay you more as a result! :D

@aatsiii Жыл бұрын

Companies don't give a fk. They will look at sales, take a massive profit margin, pay out bonuses to CEO, than shareholders, than lobbyists and political donations, and if anything is left they still gonna spend it elsewhere lmao. Capitalism

@mattiek.9672 Жыл бұрын

These are my last three brain cells arguing.

@allaware1971 5 ай бұрын

"I will admit... that star is *suspiciously* brighter than all the other stars..."

@minecraftkid3737 Жыл бұрын

"now that everyone that skipped the ad is finally back" was timed perfectly for me.

@Drgbettle Жыл бұрын

"I heard it might be round" "Shut up!!!" 💀💀

@Galaxies3000 Жыл бұрын

It's all about belief

@Xetarine 5 ай бұрын

Lmfao the polish translation of my name is one of them, I like this.

@jer1014t2th Жыл бұрын

I appreciate the presentation, just want to point out navigation by the stars is....like, a well-established thing. Assuming some creative license, it's entirely plausible that the Wise Men navigated to their definition by calculating their position/destination via location of the stars. Nice sketch, Zach.

@Arvl. Жыл бұрын

4:29 i was surprised to hear opec since i had to do a presentation about that not long ago

@DasComrade Жыл бұрын

1:11 i mean, in the past, they used stars effectively to nagivate

@paytonjones432 Жыл бұрын

Bro didn't have to call me out for skipping the ad like that

@zoorenard1101 Жыл бұрын

" now that everyone who skipped the add is finally back " And miss that perfect segway

@harshitrawat811 Жыл бұрын

1:29 For some reason i think i really needed to hear that i was getting to imaginative for no apparent reason lol

@desrochessimon3044 Жыл бұрын

You know, it was very common to use the stars for navigation.

@phoenix0166 Жыл бұрын

Stars as in plural. Not singular. I doubt anyone got where they were going by following a singular ball of fire in space without being extremely lucky

@Sanbi35 Жыл бұрын

@@phoenix0166the North Star?

@phoenix0166 Жыл бұрын

@@Sanbi35 in relation to others I think

@VPshandlewasstolen Жыл бұрын

gotta love how they think the earth is flat but believe in space

@J_Bread Жыл бұрын

I'm happy to see you upload. Keep up the great work!

@jonathanschmitt5762 Жыл бұрын

5:40 You called me out there.

@asiemens7 Жыл бұрын

I'd like to point out that having cell service would've been another way of following something NOT ON EARTH.......

@347Jimmy Жыл бұрын

Turns out Zach was the real Star all along

@NaudVanDalen Жыл бұрын

The 3 wise men had more modern phones than me.

@RoderickEtheria Жыл бұрын

Astronavigation has been an effective navigation process.

@SlothLinn 4 ай бұрын

"They were an extra 9 dollars on Ticketmaster..." 😂

@ChristinaChrisR 3 ай бұрын

In the short silence before he spoke, I thought: “you followed - a STAR!??” And yes. I heard that in Zach’s voice.

@MistahJay7 Жыл бұрын

That must've been a magical bag of chips to have lasted that long

@Twoswordsdrizzt Жыл бұрын

I appreciate how many subliminal "Follow a Star" lines you rammed in there. 👏

@t.c.27 Жыл бұрын

I'm going to follow the space station and see if it leads to NASA. Just need to get really drunk first

@who-ny5oe Жыл бұрын

I'm convinced that this is what happened in real life and no one is going to change my mind

@Southernblonde1310 11 ай бұрын

"You're such a Pisces." -Am Pisces. Can confirm. 😂

@Splashstar216 Жыл бұрын

I've never thought about what happens during the day and following the star lol

@Psych_Major_Blonde Жыл бұрын

1:23 I mean, we learned about wayfinding in “Moana”

@mukkah Жыл бұрын

3:00 also ROOOOFL

@Imaproshaman7 Жыл бұрын

This is so good. I love these.

@kesek1nd Жыл бұрын

You should do a collab with Daniel Thrasher. It’d be on another level

@Eagle_Punch Жыл бұрын

Honestly Zach, that was one of your funniest videos, I laughed so much watching it, thank you

@TimelordPrime Жыл бұрын

Zach Star never disappoints.

@Soulonfire1602 Жыл бұрын

"Now that everyone who skipped the ad is finally back" pure gold ✨

@horizon146 Жыл бұрын

1:57 even better than Jesse's, damn. Even Jesus had access to good purity.

@phobozzzzzz Жыл бұрын

another masterpiece

@petterlarsson7257 Жыл бұрын

i love how he actually made the ad fit in with the video

@CrazyGamingYT56 Жыл бұрын

Love your content keep up the great work

@mjolnir3309 Жыл бұрын

great, as always! kinda expected something about the star moving throughout the night, though.

@nevenazMadwrld Жыл бұрын

i was waiting for geek zach to appear addressing that

@serenegeneration Жыл бұрын

I honestly love your solo operation its great comedy and i defo should prob think of how that sounded there i sounded like a bot lol. Keep up the great work man :)