Chuck Norris wears a hat to protect the sun.

Chuck Norris gets Chick-fil-A on Sunday

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris wasn’t born; he decided to exist

1. Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. 2. When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital. 3. When Chuck Norris left for college, he sat down with his dad and said, “You’re the man of the house now.” 4. Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra. After five days of pain and agony, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris never stutter,time simply fails to keep up with his voice

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

You gotta love the fact that Chuck Norris accepted those facts

It's kinda surreal watching Chuck Norris tell Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris has actually been to infinity and beyond.

chuck norris is not afraid of the dark the dark is afraid of him lol

When Chuck jumps in the water Chuck don’t get wet The water gets Chuck!

The cops pulled over Chuck Norris for speeding. They left with a warning.

Chuck Norris only threw one missed punch. Death flinched.

Gravity only exists because nothing can go higher than Chuck Norris

A few of my favorite Chuck Norris facts... 🤣😂 Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris recently decided to sell his pee as a beverage. We know it as red bull There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. People tell ghost stories around the campfire. Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories around the campfire. When Chuck Norris' urine tested positive for steroids he laughed and said "where do you think steroids come from?" Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, a single building can't handle that amount of coolness. Scientists estimate that the amount of energy expended during the big bang was equal to one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. "Brokeback Mountain" is what Chuck Norris calls the mountain of dead ninjas piled high in his back yard. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg Mcmuffin at McDonald's because it was after 11:30, he round housed kicked the restaurant so hard it became a Wendy's

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong phone number, you, pick up the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun...and won! 😂

Chuck Norris actually died a long time ago but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to ever tell him.

I loved how Chuck Norris was always a good sport about those facts. Even embracing them

Chuck Norris burns ants with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck norris kicked a rock once,now we see it evertime its night

So the mount Rushmore fact is absolutely true.

Chuck Norris's favorite animal was a cat.thats why he gave them 9 lives

Chuck Norris picked an apple of an orange tree and made lemonade with it.

Chuck Norris was once walking through the woods and he came upon a bear an the bear rose up on his hind legs and growled Chuck Norris then Rose his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself because he knew it'd be a far less painful death

Virgin America airlines is no longer around because Chuck Norris caught a flight with them, now it's American airlines

Chuck Norris once uppercutted a horse, their descendants are now known as giraffes

Time stops for no one, cause it's running from chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't ask for your opinion, he gives it to you.

People die and go to heaven,Gods die and they appear in Chuck Norris's living room

He deserves all the love he gets from people with those loving memes. I'm going to start thinking of some opposite ones for Steven seagal. Steven seagal is proof there's a glitch in The matrix. He shouldn't exist

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. 🙃

When Chuck Norris and a light beam had a 26 mile marathon sprint race, light came a poor 2nd. When Chuck Norris visits an auction to buy something the auctioneer immediately stops everyone else from bidding and politely asks him how much the auction house should pay him to take the item away. When Chuck Norris was born, names had a list with Chuck Norris's on it. Before he drove his mommy back from the hospital to their home, he taught all the trainee surgeons how to perform complex operations. When ever there is a US presidential election the prospective candidate that eventually wins asks Chuck Norris if it's ok with him if they can be the next President. When Chuck Norris attends a funeral the corpse in the coffin sits up and thanks him for attending and cracks a few jokes with him before laying to rest again. When buying a house Chuck Norris doesn't get an Estate Agent to value the property he just tells the previous owners to move out and tells them how much they're gonna pay him to own it. When God said let there be light when he created the first day, it was simply Chuck Norris turning on a light switch

They say there is nothing Chuck Norris can't do but that's not true. Chuck Norris cant lose even if he gives up

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

These are the best. Only 13 likes? Chuck Norris is going to kick some ass for this!

The sun doesn't burn Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris burns the sun..

Chuck Norris can kill 1 stone with 2 birds...

My favorite is still "Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice."

Chuck Norris is the Only person who has captured all the pokemons in the world in Pokemon Go game. He did it using the ordinary table phone.

Chuck Norris played Halo 5 when the Sega Genesis came out

In 2005, Chuck Norris found new fame on the Internet when Chuck Norris facts became an Internet meme documenting humorous, fictional, and often absurd feats of strength and endurance. Although Norris himself did not produce the "facts", he was hired to endorse many products that incorporated Chuck Norris facts in advertising. The phenomenon resulted in six books (two of them New York Times bestsellers), two video games, and several appearances on talk shows, such as Late Night with Conan O'Brien, where he read the facts or participated in sketches

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of π.

Chuck Norris can ski up Mt. Everest. Chuck Norris can bowl a strike with a cotton ball.

IRS: "Hi, we're the IRS and we'd like to talk to you about your taxes" Joker: "Of course, of course, but first I'd like you to meet my friend, Chuck Norris, say hi Chuck"

Chuck Norris uses the brazen bull as his personal sauna

Chuck Norris gets ice cream from McDonald’s

There's a sequel to 300 starring chuck Norris: it's called 1.

chuck norris wakes himself up to tell himself he's gonna sleep

The Grim Reaper once came for Chuck Norris but he left on a gurney.

Chuck Norris punched the earth for once and the dinosaurs got extinct... and a moon was created...

Chuck Norris once had a race with time. And time is still running I read it somewhere.😅

Superheroes read Chuck Norris comic books

Chuck Norris and Superman got in a fight once. Now Superman only exists in comic books.

Chuck Norris can smell what the Rock is cooking

Chuck Norris has his own time zone

"CHUCKtatorship" I LIKE THAT

When chuck norris whistles he causes a tornado

Chuck norris scares his nightmares

What is the only thing in existence that can defeat Chuck Norris? Two Chuck Norrises.

Chuck Norris can divide by Zero

Chuck Norris has never seen the dark, the light is too scared to be away from him

As a German, I can confirm that Chuck Norris can only shoot down German planes with his finger. Nowadays they fall down by themselves.

What's so great is that Chuck Norris has fun with the jokes. I'm sorry. Facts.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

A skinwalker calimed to watch a bull moose turn into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris cnt read, the book just speaks for itself

Chuck Norris can make an omlette without breaking the egg

Chuck Norris was born on the day of his conception, he just waited nine months for everyone to prepare for his arrival

chuck norris lives in darkness because the light is afraid of him

chuck norris punched the universe into existence we call it the big bang lol

Calculators check their work with Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris invented the number eight by making Infinity stand up. Chuck Norris can do every pull-up...and then find more. In John Wick Chapter 5, John Wick will be killed by Chuck Norris. There are no imaginary numbers in mathematics, only numbers Chuck Norris hasn't thought of yet. Chuck Norris knows every digit of pi. Irrational numbers are numbers that have gone insane from being counted to by Chuck Norris. Rick Astley once walked out on a Chuck Norris movie. He is now best known for his apology letter to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris walked to the moon

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon on Pokemon go with a Landline phone

SCP-682 once fought Chuck Norris. He now fears death.

Throughout his film and TV career, Chuck Norris diversified from his regular endeavors. He is a noted writer, having penned books on martial arts, exercise, philosophy, politics, Christianity, Western fiction, and biography.

Chuck Norris can see John Cena.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris is the 🐐, applies to all sports.

My favorite: "When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck got it back for her." "Chuck Norris will lead horses to water *and* make them drink."

Chuck Norris is the only person to count from one to infinity twice… starting from the end

As a child Chuck's favorite Bedtime Story was The Encyclopedia

Chuck Norris made his overconfidence become his greatest strength

When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he looks underneath to make sure Leo Major isn’t there.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma, on March 10, 1940 to Wilma (née Scarberry) and Ray Dee Norris, who was a World War II Army soldier, mechanic, bus driver, and a truck driver.

Chuck Norris's breath is so bad that the Dept. of Homeland Security has it registered as a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

If Minecraft had a Texas Rangers update, the Ender Dragon would have to become rideable.

Chuck Norris solves a Rubik’s cube in one move. 4-15-24

Chuck Norris singed a WWE contact, now the WWE has an off season

Chuck Norris does age but he takes the “A Billion” off

Chuck Norris became a honorary member of the Texas Rangers by playing a Texas Ranger on television.. Only Chuck Norris can do that..

When Chuck Norris wanted to travel to another galaxy, he didn't even need a spaceship. He ordered the galaxy to come to him and it was too scared to refuse.

a flight turn back because chuck norris forgot his charger

it never rained until chuck norris kicked the sky those are its tears lol

when chuck norris was born his first words were, hi son 😂

When the Justice League of America is in trouble, they call Chuck Norris. Good work.🍔🍦🍟🌭🍗🎂🍦

When someone stole Chuck Norris' daughter's virginity, he stole it back.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE!