"Give it to me straight doc, am I gonna make it?" "Suhungingushu" "Oh dear God"

This dude is the reverse of a normal doctor . He writes absolutely perfect and clear English but speaks doctors handwriting

Goddamn my sim's medical career really took off. Good for him. He deserves it.

Me: "so Doc am I healthy?" Doctor very quietly: *"vroom vroom"*

I don’t think this mans ever been to medical school

is this what a doctor's handwriting sounds like?

This is just a doctors appointment in the Sims.

7:41 - 7:51 4 year old me trying to explain to my parents why i shoved the fork into the outlet.

You know when you're at the wrong doctor when he whips out a toy car and says *froom vroom*

3:58 the ONLY coherent thing he said throughout the ENTIRE video was “vroom vroom”...

Er: loses script on accident Also er: improvise, adapt, hğeœuđ

When your doctor temporarily blinds himself with a little light stick thing, you've come to the right place.

i just watched a grown man pull a pencil out of a bag and incoherently mutter at it in a threatening tone and put it back in the bag

*love him or hate him, but hes spittin straight facts*

2:01 “It is god...” *softly brushes invisible mic.*

I can't tell if I'm supposed to be a different creature that doesn't understand language, a baby that doesn't know speech yet, or if this is just the doctor my budget insurance can afford

This guy speaks how doctors write...

I still don’t understand why this channel isn’t more popular. You’re literally the best in the game

"So, what prescription do you need pick up?" "I...I don't know..."

In the beginning he is like wall-e showing his stuff to eve, he looks so proud of them.

15:17 He actually says I'm just gonna

When you've been playing the sims all weekend and try to speak to a normal person.

My man's just litterly speaking facts. All there is to it

0:40 Gandolf has gintamas What is he trying to tell us

I know this language. I've played the Sims.

This man is speaking Minecraft Enchantment Table

The pen light was the first time I’ve ever unironically laughed during asmr

Me: asking the doctor how bad it is Doctor: msghjdm Me: cries into hands

I’m just going to smile, nod and laugh and hope to God he doesn’t ask questions.

Maybe the script for this was written by an actual doctor, and he is just doing his best to try and read it.🤔

Imagine goint to a doctor and the first ten seconds you see him, he goes. "Hmm immhimm imm imm shim a gommas a shommas." *clanks blocks together*

That isn’t unintelligible, he’s just speaking every language at once

I feel like not having subtitles was a miss opportunity.

tell me doc, how much longer do I have left? "ᴴᵘˢʰᵍᵘⁿᵈʰʰⁿᵐˢʰ" Oh lord say it ain't so **loud sobbing**

I CANNOT EMPHASIZE HOW HARD I LAUGHED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO

6:08 me presenting my project while being high

Damn THE SIMS 5 looks dope

3:29 That was hilarious😂

7:10 Me trying to explain my mom how i got 2 with an entire library under the PC

This is actually the Swedish Chef’s brother, the Swedish Doctor. You can totally see the family resemblance.

Rift should enable youtube’s amazing english subtitles for this video i’d wonder what would come out of that.

2:00 "It taste good."

Honestly, it's kinda comforting hearing gabledigook from your doctor. It's a concrete confirmation that you've lost your marbles

*Me trying to explain to the cashier that my mom left for second*

But his prescriptions are written PERFECTLY

00:10 “Numushkumnurma.” Rift, we need merch with this quote on it. Please make it happen

his unintelligible videos are the perfect mix of sounding like a language and sounding like gibberish, while also being extremely tingly and relaxing

nobody: The only surgeon left in north korea:

Most docs can’t write clearly, this one can’t speak clearly, but every prescription he writes is pure calligraphy.

The is a perfect example of how I hear things sometimes and ask someone to repeat it 4 times :D !

3:16 was I the only one who heard “it’s a good cup”

Imagine just going to the doctor "uh hey i think that lump on my back has gotten worse. I think it might be cancer.." Him " tousipotaati" Patient "what?" Him "honeskino hm ariana grande" Patient "i think youre having a stroke"

*He sounds like me in every social situation*

Was really hoping half way through he'd pull out a phone and start speaking perfect English

Hes just too scared to tell you that you have testicular cancer

When he started muttering fast a portal to hell opened up and a demon named popo came out and just sits in my closet yelling harsh loud German at me

Doctor:Y𝙹⚍ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ↸ᒷ!¡∷ᒷᓭᓭ╎𝙹リ Me: Oh thank god

This is basically ASMR with Mr bean

0:02 Everyone talking to the teacher when they’re in trouble

Me: I broke my leg Doctor: "uhfmm herm fnnnm buhchkuh pfflm"

This was a fantastic idea! I love the sounds of soothing voices as I fall asleep, but I get too distracted with hearing what’s being said to actually sleep. This was a great solution! 👍👍👍

ER should make a video where Corvus cleans his mask, where since Corvus doesn't have his mask on he will sit behind the camera so all you can see is his hands, i'm curious to hear if the voice sounds different without the echo of the mask i think it would be really cool too.

“doc, is it cancer?” “nemeshkundembe.” “oh my god..”

Literally from the first word (or sounds i suppose) i felt like i was in a claymation film and it was the best feeling ever. took me back to the serenity of childhood. thank you

Accidentally cites ancient domonic ritual and summons corvus

"Yes doctor i need hearing aids."

This doctor: exists His patients: do not exist

Sir, my legs have been chopped off. Doctor: Yo check out this rad car, vroom vroom.

What English sounds to none English speakers

“Am I healthy?” “Os£hjd7m” “Damn.”

5:26 I’m just gonna... hentai da oompda

I think what's so good about not understanding what he's saying is that your brain power isn't being used to hear language anymore that majority of it is being used to enjoy the tingles✨

"mahnamahna dodo dododo" 8 months later, you can't hide it from me 33:05

I know your probably won’t see this anymore.. but I’ve always wanted to comment and say that you have the “it” factor. You put so much passion into your content and you know just how to make your role plays hit the perfect mark on what makes them so intriguing to watch. Thank you for starting this channel so long ago.

He’s speaking [REDACTED]

*_This doctor so advanced, he speaks cursive as well!_*

0:40 taps two blocks together "Condom Montana"

I feel like I’m watching a whispered episode of Pingu

When he said *vroom vroom* I felt that

No one: My sims being burned alive:

Halfway through you switch from speaking unintelligibly to speaking R'lyehian.

0:56 "i weren't gonna tell what this is good"

Lol 3:26 when my man literally blinds himself for a second, then says “that tastes good.”

If doctors spoke how they write, this is how I'd imagine they'd sound

Interviewer: So what is the type of qualifications you have to become a doctor? Ephemeral Rift: Davnwiksuogwandoo Interviewer: YOU’RE HIRED!!

Yeah I think you said it wrong. Its pronounced “Desflsaposudhelfp”

This is the forbidden language that we spoke as children when communicating with one another

"How long do I have to live doc?" *Mmhvissigifusm* cries into hands

Let me become real as I say I read it as the "Unintelligent Doctor", which still would have sufficed for ASMR purposes.

Listen Doc, I have a blobgl on my stroprel and everytime I barglargl my shubeldap hurts. Can you help me?

Ever since I saw him as Dr Strange, he's now just Stephen Strange dressing up as other characters

Sometimes he sounds here like he's talking Japanese Especially when I heard "watashima...sakame" Don't remember in which moment but I've heard it

Me when mom asks me who the hell I think I am when I breathe a little too aggressively

When you're performing in front of the class and forget your lines.

I read the title as “The _Unintelligent_ Doctor,” but realized my mistake as soon as he started talking lol 😆

when he said "jus lak sum wa ham doo." I really could connect with that!

Me when i talk to my crush

this is what i hear when someone’s telling me something important

When you’ve already asked them to repeat themselves 3 times, so you just smile and nod and continue to listen and hope that’s fine

Plot twist: He's speaking doctor handwriting