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Top Secret Password Creations Service | ASMR

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6 жыл бұрын

In need of a password, you stop into a local business called Top Secret Password Creations, where they create the best, most unique, custom passwords that money can buy!
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

Пікірлер: 3 000

@repuffinate 6 жыл бұрын

i CANNOT believe how rude i am being. all of your passwords were excellent, here’s a $50 tip

@Le_Wild_Cohen 5 жыл бұрын

*I*

@inoscopedjfk9301 5 жыл бұрын

Only $50...cheapskate

@bonlessmangoes7276 5 жыл бұрын

@@inoscopedjfk9301 Exactly, it could have been 300

@mediocrepresident8040 5 жыл бұрын

604.31

@garrold7123 5 жыл бұрын

And I cannot fucking believe you didn't fix your comment already. *I

@inesmagalhaes8284 6 жыл бұрын

The client is really smart because by saying that they don't like the passwords,they are getting multiple passwords for the price of one. Just think about it. He's creating all these passwords and the client could just write all of those on a piece of paper and get multiple passwords for the price of one. Genius.

@DioBrando-mr5xs 6 жыл бұрын

Nah if you don't pay for them you can't use them. Duh.

@Samson12 6 жыл бұрын

You don't understand stand that I could create a password that only my father or brother would know and they are very smart people btw FUCK LIBERALS

@DioBrando-mr5xs 6 жыл бұрын

@@Samson12 I see you like PragerU. I also like propaganda

@Josh-Hank 6 жыл бұрын

ha gotem

@Resi1ience 6 жыл бұрын

PragerU rhymes with Nazi Propagandu What a coincidence

@StephenJ15 5 жыл бұрын

Can we get a sequel of the hacker actually figuring out the password 😂

@dizzychineseman7445 5 жыл бұрын

Iwouldlovethatvideolol

@mortaltoxicity1640 5 жыл бұрын

Very noice

@stiffpuppet1105 5 жыл бұрын

I NEED IT!

@Programme021 4 жыл бұрын

They are guaranteed to work though...

@ac1dace950 4 жыл бұрын

@@dizzychineseman7445hegotyourspacebartoohuh?

@Rhovanion85 5 жыл бұрын

Rift: The next key will be uppercase 'Y' Me: Why? Rift: Yes.

@Vxsionzz 4 жыл бұрын

Rovix lol

@krystenindisguise 4 жыл бұрын

Gosh that made me laugh too hard 😂

@thecamper127 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it at first 😂

@holius1 3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp please

@brndnthedragon656 3 жыл бұрын

Is it because Y means yes?

@fatjuicytaco 6 жыл бұрын

*”Hackers never think to use a w.”*

@associationagainstfurries3080 5 жыл бұрын

Why Would We believe What you are sayin’ (see I’m using W)

@soarvulture2746 5 жыл бұрын

“gamers”

@JiviesThePivies 5 жыл бұрын

Haha, hackers will never think of using a ¥

@furretthefuzzynoodle3896 4 жыл бұрын

SomeBlobDemon unless ya know they are 1/7th of the population because 1 out of seven people use it bro

@icycrystallization1765 4 жыл бұрын

¥uAlwAyZL¥!n will be my password.

@Virginiareaper 5 жыл бұрын

you can tell he’s getting gradually more pissed off after each password

@jimmmyjohns2853 5 жыл бұрын

Gow fucking far did you watch it

@genobuck9363 5 жыл бұрын

vi ce 😂

@scrithen2818 5 жыл бұрын

vi ce i mean after like 15 minutes hes pretty clearly getting pissed

@reservedhogs4735 4 жыл бұрын

I like how he tries to guilt you into accepting his password by telling you about how he has to miss his lunch, and really accentuating how much he was looking forward to that pastrami and mustard sandwich. Even going so far as to tell you the entire story of how he decided to take a pastrami sandwich, truly trying his hardest to make you feel bad for rejecting all his passwords. Paul really is amazing.

@darkpit8178 4 жыл бұрын

@@Samstar369 that moment when you learn the meaning of lawn from when a guy in a beaches shirt offers you some lawn

@arnyschwartzneger9569 5 жыл бұрын

As a hacker, I can confirm I don't kno of the existence of the letter 'double u'. Never seen it before!

@38mb. 4 жыл бұрын

uuhat are you talking about? uuhat on earth is a "dub ore you"?

@nathanw8572 4 жыл бұрын

I, too, do not knoe of an existence of a dough or you.

@ooo629ooo 4 жыл бұрын

is a 'duhba u' a sentence in a foreign language?

@marcebert4687 4 жыл бұрын

@@ooo629ooo Legends say it looks like this: \/\/ Crazy times, huh?

@officialjokker124 4 жыл бұрын

what the frick is a hubbleroot

@lukeskywalker4711 4 жыл бұрын

Ephemeral Rift: “I’ll throw in an ampersand to throw off the hacker. You know what? I’ll put another one in there.” The Hackers: *Visible confusion*

@metamayto 6 жыл бұрын

I like how much lore there is surrounding the goddamn space bar. It's hysterical.

@rosmostdedicatedsoldier3187 4 жыл бұрын

Maxim Tomato wait if there’s no space bars how’d they make the spaces on the posters????

@kadenrichards1196 4 жыл бұрын

Toothpick in the hole thingy ez

@jamesradestock1048 4 жыл бұрын

@@kadenrichards1196 there is, theres "ONCE A", "ASK ME" and "ABOUT OUR"

@hiya022 3 жыл бұрын

667 likes. Be happy I saved you from internet satan

@metamayto 3 жыл бұрын

@@hiya022 How dare you.

@Scandalous-bn2dv 5 жыл бұрын

Watched horrifically while he told 700k ppl my password

@suspiciousfoliage1483 4 жыл бұрын

I may be 9 months late but this comment has me cry-laughing in my room at midnight

@alexia3729 4 жыл бұрын

ill be taking your account then

@mythoclast848 4 жыл бұрын

Rover the Cat did you get it?

@deadangel03 4 жыл бұрын

Mythoclast update me when his account’s in the DUMPSTER k?

@blagoevski336 4 жыл бұрын

I hacked your account lol

@Squiggypie 5 жыл бұрын

I feel bad watching this because I feel like I'm pissing him off by saying no to his passwords and he's really just trying his best

@dusksentry5836 5 жыл бұрын

5 months late buuut. Lord adorable, you say no to alot of people why stop now?

@joshuamaynard7180 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh irl I legit can rarely say no just cause I feel really bad or anxious about it 😅

@julie4300 4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuamaynard7180 Saaame

@IvoBush 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuamaynard7180 i feel you

@glowy338 2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuamaynard7180 not the only one my dude

@Nuwnsy 5 жыл бұрын

“You’re a tough customer” Well yeah, I’m spending 4k for a password that I could come up with by sliding my head across my keyboard, I’m gonna waste your time

@gamer-gd8mu 4 жыл бұрын

intamacies A8aks-%iaisi&:el Oh, you’re right. Lmao

@dmendez041103 4 жыл бұрын

i dad 4:6 < that’s mine

@tenaciousjape8288 4 жыл бұрын

I did that exact same thing and it turned out like this: A**S*1TF\/cker. Wtf keyboard

@lillie3029 4 жыл бұрын

intamacies ya mean asdfghjkl?

@ipostdumbstuff 4 жыл бұрын

kjhngtfd;.l,m seems right to me, definitely won't get hacked lol

@goldinskiii1987 6 жыл бұрын

$4,009 for a password, seems like the best price out there. Honestly it does.

@LateKnight666 6 жыл бұрын

Funsyze (the joke) Your head

@leonardo9259 6 жыл бұрын

Funsyze wooooooshhhh

@clutchnixon1764 6 жыл бұрын

*A N D O N L Y 6 2 C E N T S*

@MrMoron231 6 жыл бұрын

What did he post originally anyone remember?

@lexiroms2163 6 жыл бұрын

(maybe i should say that this comment is satire)

@blvntfr 6 жыл бұрын

I think this dude is cool and all but you offering me fresh grass?! What an offer! I thought you’d never ask!!!

@EvilCyclist2005 4 жыл бұрын

We're you also interested in that pot plant up the back?

@Savethem777 4 жыл бұрын

@@Samstar369 well crap. You just blew my mind. I thought it was just ER memeing or something. I didn't realize it had a deeper satirical meaning

@thesupreme8062 4 жыл бұрын

*_O H Y E A H_*

@zandertomes6351 4 жыл бұрын

Joe Carpentier there is always a deeper satirical meaning

@matrixmeditator 3 жыл бұрын

Never turn down free grass.

@IsabruhMoment 5 жыл бұрын

“Change your biweekly password every quarter!” “Change your quarterly password every 6 months!” “Change your monthly password every 2 weeks!” *_I’m not sure what to do with this conflicting information._*

@dimebag_jack105 4 жыл бұрын

Hi Ness :) 👋

@JiviesThePivies 4 жыл бұрын

Easy, every week change the passwords you use the most, the biweekly password, every quarter. Change the password you use to get your biweekly password every six months. Change your monthly password you use every month which you use to access the biweekly password every two weeks. We recommend protecting your monthly password information with your biweekly password.

@joshuadiaz7170 4 жыл бұрын

Ness mains are toxic

@moduleapothem6446 4 жыл бұрын

my brain is dies

@divyanshcnb 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@stars_4_j3ann3 5 жыл бұрын

how many passwords are you looking for today? me:65 ER: just one? ok

@buffondespuesdeunamanaos3705 5 жыл бұрын

69*

@concrete_halloween88 5 жыл бұрын

buffon despues de una manaos nice

@icycrystallization1765 4 жыл бұрын

buffon despues de una manaos nice

@Cucumber01 4 жыл бұрын

buffon despues de una manaos nice

@marcebert4687 4 жыл бұрын

@@buffondespuesdeunamanaos3705 Nic3

@ahrimanmagic 6 жыл бұрын

I prefer to smash my forehead into my keyboard to make my passwords.

@EphemeralRift 6 жыл бұрын

The good ol' fashioned way!

@picklesoncucumber4614 5 жыл бұрын

Mission Complete: Respect+

@zkgarage1939 5 жыл бұрын

Mission Successfully Failed *100*

@zkgarage1939 5 жыл бұрын

@@picklesoncucumber4614 Mission Successfully Failed *100*

@azrael1208 5 жыл бұрын

Nice but everyone knows the best way is to take random letters from people you killed that month

@Druman19 6 жыл бұрын

Pick a number between 1 and 0. ...4 Haha I guess on a keyboard 4 is between 1 and 0. Well done.

@vix8482 5 жыл бұрын

98765432

@dizzychineseman7445 5 жыл бұрын

@@vix8482 goodguesssoclose

@vix8482 5 жыл бұрын

@@dizzychineseman7445 aww what was it

@dizzychineseman7445 5 жыл бұрын

@@vix8482 it was 987654321

@vix8482 5 жыл бұрын

@@dizzychineseman7445 darnwhatasadday

@Darkwing_Dork 5 жыл бұрын

Would be interesting to actually use one of these passwords, and the hint for your password is just a timestamp for when the password starts in the video. Without context it would mean nothing to anyone but you.

@veeti4210 5 жыл бұрын

lol thats an awesome idea.

@misfortune6666 4 жыл бұрын

That is really good

@virtuaracer794 4 жыл бұрын

Until you just now revealed it lol

@nullskull-everything5495 4 жыл бұрын

ER PCV 31:44

@krakowski_6237 4 жыл бұрын

You could just use this theory for other videos.

@ssauce_kingggaming6375 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine him going through all those passwords and you just say " i think I'll go with the first one"😂

@Ralph_Wiggum 6 жыл бұрын

Man’s dropping videos like Eminem in the 90s. Praise be, Lord Rift. He who tingled for our sins. Stay blessed.

@MidnightLightMusic 6 жыл бұрын

Ralph Wiggum Uncle Bless

@treehouseapefeet5185 6 жыл бұрын

Blessings upon him!

@adrianprice5084 6 жыл бұрын

I see you everywhere papa Ralph

@Ralph_Wiggum 6 жыл бұрын

Stay blessed, Adrian.

@Rhovanion85 6 жыл бұрын

The breah of my cat smells like cat food

@starsandvoid3242 6 жыл бұрын

Rift should do an ASMR Space bar thief video where he shows us the different bars in his collection with their backstories. In actuality he could just be showing us the same one over and over again

@julianneroe6436 6 жыл бұрын

Hayley - apparently that was already referencing another video of his.

@julianneroe6436 6 жыл бұрын

Hayley - “Ethan’s keys to good sleep” was apparently the video this was referencing.

@reservedhogs4735 4 жыл бұрын

@dankengine5304 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is actually a doctor at ASMR. A lot of people are either cringe or really sexual with it but this guy is a doctor and knows da way.

@OtakuLogan2017 Күн бұрын

And Latte is the nurse

@telepathy90 6 жыл бұрын

I love the complimentary fresh cut lawn 🙌🏻

@DYWTE 5 жыл бұрын

what does it mean?

@mikhail9607 5 жыл бұрын

囸囲囚 the point of this video is mocking capitalism. The salesman is obviously marking up prices on absolute bullshit, in a business that is completely ridiculous. He is implying you’re a sheep for falling for this racket, and offers you some “fresh cut lawn” because sheep graze in fields, eating grass.

@captainahvong2247 5 жыл бұрын

That's a lot to read into an ASMR video.

@DYWTE 5 жыл бұрын

Wilhelm Beck thanks m8

@shannonsagayaraj1633 5 жыл бұрын

Wilhelm Beck thx man

@AmberyTear 5 жыл бұрын

Finaly ASMR with keyboard without a person slamming it super fast and loud.

@imprezacabbit2309 3 жыл бұрын

This is some good gourmet shit right here

@video2534 3 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed

@c_n_b 2 жыл бұрын

Definitely. Fast typing is too aggressive for ASMR. I want it to be like they've never seen a keyboard before.

@laspatatassonrientes3420 4 жыл бұрын

Ephemeral: Tell me a number between 1 and 0 Me, an intellectual: 0.254 Ephemeral: 4

@TheDude420.69 4 жыл бұрын

Las patatas sonrientes it is between 1 and 0 what are you a Chernobyl scientist stupid, omg

@robertveerman8022 4 жыл бұрын

tvFilthyFrank3 bruh what

@darkestfriend7281 4 жыл бұрын

Chernobyl scientist damnnnnnn

@chesonnor1646 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDude420.69 r/woooosh

@ooo629ooo 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDude420.69 nah if you do the *intellectual way of math,* you'll find that 0.254 is between 1 and 4.

@orbitalrped 4 жыл бұрын

I was trying to sleep and lost it at, “due to the fact that I have no car insurance”

@violetbaudelaire7353 3 жыл бұрын

Same here 😆

@Brohoofsforeverypony 6 жыл бұрын

Remember: always change an S to a $ for a safe and secure pa$$word

@AndrevusWhitetail 6 жыл бұрын

Why not go beyonnd and just type in P4$$vV0rd instead?

@LoserSnoozer 6 жыл бұрын

Noo.... Why not ρÄ5şẄØŕĐ to be extra extra safe

@Brohoofsforeverypony 6 жыл бұрын

God damn what kind of stuff are you guys hiding that you require such unimaginably secure passwords

@LoserSnoozer 6 жыл бұрын

The NSA. Hiding stuff from the NSA.

@willreading4958 6 жыл бұрын

Hiding porn memberships from the NSA

@ReliefASMR 6 жыл бұрын

These ideas, that come into your head, are so unique and creative. You inspire me

@mnase9259 5 жыл бұрын

these ideas, that come into your head, Are so unique and creative. You inspire me (no punctuation of any kind here though) if you read it like that you’ll think the commas are unnecessary as well.

@billymosher3422 5 жыл бұрын

@@mnase9259 screw off m8

@Waddlebottom 5 жыл бұрын

Relief asmr love ur vids

@Scorpionoxide 5 жыл бұрын

"Change your password every month" *literally have had the same password for 6+ years*

@Scorpionoxide 4 жыл бұрын

Oh hey, it me

@docmcstuffins6300 4 жыл бұрын

@@Scorpionoxide oh hey its you

@0AngelOnTheDanceFloor0 4 жыл бұрын

@@docmcstuffins6300 oh hey, it's him

@littlegibler-deserted3664 3 жыл бұрын

@@0AngelOnTheDanceFloor0 oh hey, it’s hey

@NeuronActivation 3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey you're finally awake

@qwest500 5 жыл бұрын

Rift gets more uncomfortable each time you decline a password lol

@krispyeggs 6 жыл бұрын

the prices on the bulletin board are like EA's dlc prices

@gee_dubya 6 жыл бұрын

Mega oof

@greatenemy2734 5 жыл бұрын

UI oof

@wakandanrave8524 5 жыл бұрын

true

@dovahkiindaddy4556 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@02iscringe55 5 жыл бұрын

not even close. EA is at least 10 times more expensive

@ghfdt368 6 жыл бұрын

Space bars huh? im more of a caps lock collector myself.

@ZTOXZZ 6 жыл бұрын

RagingDragonBlues nah all about the delete keys

@MrMoron231 6 жыл бұрын

SOYIUTOOARETHRESDKNKCANINKYTYOELIKEFHISGOTTKBFINDTHAYTHIRSGUY no but seriously this is the result of me trying to type on my phone like normally stupid pudgy fingers

@Whispurer 6 жыл бұрын

At least you're not being a menace to people with that one.

@mr.midnight9392 6 жыл бұрын

?something call backor call backcallba a joke spacebar his Was

@mr.midnight9392 6 жыл бұрын

Ffs

@noecazares5809 4 жыл бұрын

ER 26:00 : “I feel like this is gunna be it” Barely half way through the video

@rising4life1 5 жыл бұрын

"can i have your first name, please?" ". . . ." "okay."

@MyVidMix 6 жыл бұрын

If I was rich I would Patreon $604.31 and $4009.62 consecutively as an expensive fan joke.

@liameaton9036 5 жыл бұрын

Fuck dat I'm over here livin on a box of breakfast

@regethald9748 5 жыл бұрын

Liam Eaton breakfast box?

@pizzasub3194 4 жыл бұрын

Boo cereal

@danielsimplydaniel 6 жыл бұрын

I was listening to this for 4 minutes, *falls asleep*, and wakes up to you saying "good now!" And i start thinking "what is this sorcery??

@serenity5892 4 жыл бұрын

Password seller: A NUMBER NINE, A NUMBER SEVEN... *Big Smoke has been summoned*

@british021 3 жыл бұрын

And I bet we all read that in Big Smokes voice 🤣🤣🤣

@serenity5892 3 жыл бұрын

@@british021 Naturally!

@darthrevan533 3 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyy let's go

@gregoire3809 3 жыл бұрын

Ah shit here we go again

@horppymehu 3 жыл бұрын

And a large soda

@robertstirling2798 5 жыл бұрын

Me: gets ready for loud commercial Commercial: McCormick cooking asmr Me: *Thank you, KZfaq!*

@tylogical9773 6 жыл бұрын

Unsuspecting rift had no clue about my hidden camera and now I’ve leaked the password to the tin foil hat society hahaha

@ari-bo4rr 6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Campbell ...lol

@IsaacClodfelter 6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you're an enemy spy to me. Don't expect me to loosen my TFH around you.

@keepraving8185 6 жыл бұрын

HOW DARE YOU! :D he will get his revange >:D

@wolfenstein652 6 жыл бұрын

The aluminum foil hat society has been compromised! Global anarchy will set in!

@Pure_Osmium 6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Campbell and now I wait for him to see this and make a video about it.

@CompanyPanda 6 жыл бұрын

I love imagining that all the cuts in the video are you cutting out the parts where you're just laughing your ass off at your own words.

@Wired_User 6 жыл бұрын

CompanyPanda probably true

@comicsans2516 6 жыл бұрын

CompanyPanda actually, the nice thing about ER is he actually seems to care about his viewers. Think back to the last time you heard something way too loud in his videos... oh wait, NEVER! Think back to the last time you had an ad in the middle of a video, NEVER! One of these days he’s gonna scare everyone or upload the wrong thing though, that’ll be fun :)

@CompanyPanda 6 жыл бұрын

I've been a fan of his for a long time. I know he's nice and I assumed it was probably that. That's why i thought it was funny to imagine that instead of the real reason (which is probably what you're saying), it's him laughing at his own jokes, like a typical funny dad or uncle.

@LifeRewind0119 5 жыл бұрын

@@CompanyPanda I mean he is a IRL dad and our Uncle E. :D

@Russell-dx9xm 5 жыл бұрын

A M P E R S A N D

@Yoran_w 3 жыл бұрын

i still dont know what an ampersand is

@Crunchiest 3 жыл бұрын

It’s this: &

@Mega-Gamer-Nate 3 жыл бұрын

I love that at the beginning he used the opportunity to basically show us how proud he was that he pulled out a piece of his lawn XD

@JN-wj5zf 6 жыл бұрын

$4000 for a PW change? Not bad. I have a business picking out wallpaper for blind people, we bring in something like $600,000 a month. Cost $20,000 for our service. Cheapest around

@numeric_limits4829 5 жыл бұрын

That is certainly interesting! I own a multimillion-dollar business that specifically produces binaural beats to deaf people. We bring in anything from $2,000,000 to $3,000,000 a year from binaural beats alone. Here is a quote from one of our most valued customer: "Holy shit. If you focus hard enough on the sounds - you can turn into Justin Bieber!"

@LifeRewind0119 5 жыл бұрын

@@numeric_limits4829 Not bad my friend, but my triple million dollar company is FAR superior, it is our goal to bring feet to those who don't have them, we use $1,000 on feet alone and get triple the value with our costumers spreading the news about our fine business to all their other feetles friends!

@a_ghost8926 5 жыл бұрын

@@LifeRewind0119 I raise you ten folds, We sell souls to the soul less, we spend about 5$ per soul and bring in one million. And with how much eggey teens there are out there, we bring a lot of money in

@shiroyatagami4780 5 жыл бұрын

@@a_ghost8926 I shall one up you there, I own a business that specializes in selling Discord DM's. We sell these at $800 per Direct Message and our service takes a week to perform. The reason we are so fast is because we use your premium funding to send an actual ninja to discord's office in the US to send a private message to any person you want! (Plane ticket price will be added to transaction, not included in base transaction.)

@dylanzelaya9949 5 жыл бұрын

@@shiroyatagami4780 let me twice up u their, i own a multi billion dollar company we basically sell gallons of gas to people with no cars and ye their will be the one guy once in a while with no car or use for the gas but we also have a variety of chips in the back that we dont bother to restock well we do but like every year or 2

@gaynutbuster 6 жыл бұрын

Snazzy shirt, my dude

@frankfurhter 6 жыл бұрын

Nay, Gutbuster

@YTRINX 6 жыл бұрын

Snazzy name

@josh-hw1sb 6 жыл бұрын

Gay Nutbuster that name is interesting

@lucasramey68 5 жыл бұрын

Love how the background poster says, emergency password service only 4,000.62 dollers. Great deal

@andymuggloy6969 3 күн бұрын

☝🤓 $4009.62

@Wildberryjamband 5 жыл бұрын

24:00 beatles reference. he knew most listeners automatically respond to number 9 lol

@AwesomeDude799 5 жыл бұрын

I like the way he types with only his pointer fingers.

@Hermaeus_ 5 жыл бұрын

AwesomeDude799 The word you’re looking for is index

@shiroyatagami4780 5 жыл бұрын

I type as fast and sometimes faster than a 10 finger typer despite me only using 2 fingers.

@Hermaeus_ 5 жыл бұрын

Shiro Yatagami weird flex but ok

@lucaskincanyon7393 5 жыл бұрын

JDM Games or as sam o’nella says, Weird Flax, but ok.

@AwesomeDude799 5 жыл бұрын

@@Hermaeus_ I know the other name for them, who really cares.

@MrGameWithFame 6 жыл бұрын

Most creative ASMRist hands down

@jonahledesma 6 жыл бұрын

PainedGore commence the jigglin

@not__chad 6 жыл бұрын

Idk I think he is toed for most creative with goodnight moon.

@bonlessmangoes7276 5 жыл бұрын

ASMRtist, you mean

@chiliandcornbread09 5 жыл бұрын

Daniellea ha I was gonna say the same thing

@robrecht3248 4 жыл бұрын

16:08 hes getting ready to punch a hole in the wall

@andymuggloy6969 3 күн бұрын

If you go through that part extremely carefully, he went through the five stages of grief. Very subtle, good job ER.

@kierananthony25 2 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite of your videos Rift. I can't stop coming back to it every 3 months or so.... Super relaxing. 👍

@digimaricondejalaaficcion5262 6 жыл бұрын

Why do i feel like im getting scammed and still like it

@colecostie 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah,thatrobberhasbeenaproblemforalotofpeoplenationwide.

@colecostie 6 жыл бұрын

Nuclear Ancapist Whooosh

@frankfurhter 6 жыл бұрын

NuclearAncapistohmyfuckinggodareyouevenwatchingthevideo

@andrewstone1240 6 жыл бұрын

/r/woosh

@Joseph_Siri 6 жыл бұрын

Is this woosh shit some kind of meme? I'm honestly not seeing the appeal.

@karlneff 6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Siri /r/whooosh is a subreddit dedicated to when a joke goes over someone’s head producing a whoosh sound hence the sub Reddit’s name

@dickenya3278 4 жыл бұрын

That subtle edit at 5:31 cracks me up for some reason.

@caliokie4059 2 жыл бұрын

Props to u man for not selling out and having ads in ur videos.

@therealsmugone 6 жыл бұрын

You should do a roleplay as the spacebar thief

@glitchhead9944 6 жыл бұрын

YourMemeDealer D i need the finest memes you got and not the trending ones with a side of perfectly timed explosions

@MrMoron231 6 жыл бұрын

Yes he should do a rileplay

@therealsmugone 6 жыл бұрын

Kieran Englefield thanks for pointing out my mistake i hadnt noticed

@vlentine 5 жыл бұрын

I think his new vid as The Key Salesman fulfills this

@calmdown5559 5 жыл бұрын

The videos title and desription shouldn't have spaces in it

@adammarek8794 6 жыл бұрын

In the beginning he just low key mentioned tht he hit a car and has to pay the person back for the damages. But I love your stuff rift. I’m being serious keep up the good vids

@shatteredpast6104 5 жыл бұрын

"So does that sound like a good deal?" "Um u a scammer?" "Ok great"

@p00del5 5 жыл бұрын

30:25 "Gimme a number between 1 and 0" ... *Clicks* ... "Four..."

@deadnotsleeping 4 жыл бұрын

i mean on a keyboard it is inbetween 1 and 0 lmaoo

@kadenrichards1196 4 жыл бұрын

1234567890 1. 0 4 4 is in between 1 & 0

@deadangel03 4 жыл бұрын

kaden richards actually brilliant demonstration

@unit12k16 6 жыл бұрын

You should consider making an ASMR keyboard typing video. The sounds were so good in this video, especially because of how softly and delicately you typed. I absolutely loved it and it gave me so much tingles.

@Crunchiest 4 жыл бұрын

many*

@xebrax124 3 жыл бұрын

@@Crunchiest oh no he made a grammar mistake that completely changed the comment

@gudgie1096 6 жыл бұрын

I love how random these videos are. But I’d actually love some freshly cut lawn thank you!

@User-qk2qt 5 жыл бұрын

0:27 Me, having watched this video several times: no actually this is not my first time

@cosmiccomputer9380 5 жыл бұрын

I love how unrelated the lawn is, he does it only to make you smile before you go to bed and that's just so wholesome honestly

@sunpiasmr2005 6 жыл бұрын

im glad you where born

@shawns9922 6 жыл бұрын

Make more videos

@wormworm9388 6 жыл бұрын

~were~

@ari-bo4rr 6 жыл бұрын

worm worm...I’m Glad I wasn’t the one who had to do it ...salute 💂‍♀️😂

@SooperKaleBoo 6 жыл бұрын

worm worm and I'm if we are being technical.

@Obeywulf 6 жыл бұрын

Love both your channels

@emielmuter3990 6 жыл бұрын

So let's start off with an aMpERsaNd..

@zonzonzax 5 жыл бұрын

@shyguy7265 5 жыл бұрын

Is it really this symbol - - >&

@h_lock6423 5 жыл бұрын

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@lucaskincanyon7393 5 жыл бұрын

Emiel Muter MERN?

@trippalhealicks 3 жыл бұрын

Here I am, almost 3 full years later. Still my favorite of Rift's videos.

@nickjonathan4043 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you Ephemeral Rift. This is the first time I’ve ever felt the ASMR sensation.

@moviechic07 6 жыл бұрын

I'm broke I'll just take the identity theft.

@CaseyDplays 6 жыл бұрын

moviechic07 did you take the spacebars with the hidden cameras pointing at keyboards and screens?

@JMBAD_art 6 жыл бұрын

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year

@ndavis3920 6 жыл бұрын

JMBAD OMG I LOVE YOU

@qwaccc 5 жыл бұрын

r/unexpectedoffice

@hugoandersson2872 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe you're lucky and they'll pay your bills.

@siripremfors8425 6 жыл бұрын

I was like "oh is that a car alarm at 26 minutes? How didnt he notice and pause filming? I guess it is really faint..." and it took me a solid 2 minutes to realise it was outside my own window 😂

@ethanweightman3562 5 жыл бұрын

All those ASMRists just making sounds on the internet, and then there is this guy. He puts more effort into his videos than Trump puts into doing his hair.

@ethanweightman3562 5 жыл бұрын

@Mythicality [{2-D}] lol thats not political. Its just a joke. I didnt say anything about politics

@thesaddestfrog3076 3 жыл бұрын

I am really glad that I spent 54 minutes for a password

@icravecheddar7401 5 жыл бұрын

E.R:Would you like this dirt? Me:Yes pls E.R: well I'll put this aside Me:Noooo......I want my dirt....

@skoogadoo 3 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori it's lawn, you imbecile

@littlegibler-deserted3664 3 жыл бұрын

*E A T I T N O W*

@tenn5711 3 жыл бұрын

I got jar of dirt

@tenn5711 3 жыл бұрын

I got jar of dirt

@tenn5711 3 жыл бұрын

And guess what inside it

@smearygoregamer1982 6 жыл бұрын

I have used the emergency service 52 times now and it always works great. They do a excellent job and collectively for only 208,500 dollars and 24 cents I have always had an a emergency backup password when needed and the price is a very modest price. Most certainly would use this service again in a time of needing a emergency password.

@elad5889 3 жыл бұрын

The clothes he chose are perfect for this character

@SkullySmalls 10 күн бұрын

probably one of if not my favorite videos by rift. the tingliest by far

@ozie8858 6 жыл бұрын

Somehowhestolemyphonesspacebar

@StriderOwO 6 жыл бұрын

ButDidHeTakeYourShiftKey?

@Resi1ience 6 жыл бұрын

Tookmycapslockandspacebatandshift

@michaellara4489 5 жыл бұрын

{Spacebat}

@dmauldin7615 5 жыл бұрын

@@michaellara4489 yes a bat in space

@dmauldin7615 5 жыл бұрын

Both a baseball bat and the animal

@BaronSterling 6 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm. Ya know, I think the reason all of these passwords just aren't working for me is because they don't include enough *_spaces._*

@theguy1240 5 жыл бұрын

Sterlingsorrybutthatdamnspacebarthief

@Merpmaster 5 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine actually had a break-in where some small valuables were stolen as well as the space bar from his keyboard. Not the pc or screen, not the mouse or keyboard. Just the spacebar. That burglar has to be the biggest troll ever.

@sth02 5 жыл бұрын

Wait! No! I totally wanted some fresh cut- aww maannn he put it away...

@nanina8910 6 жыл бұрын

Such Underrated Channel . Along with Dr T Your My Favorite . Keep up the great content

@pedrolaskevich1681 6 жыл бұрын

Nani Na +

@ollyravenhill7341 6 жыл бұрын

Highly TECHNICAL

@brandangermany5376 6 жыл бұрын

If you look up highly technical you'll get dr. T. If you look up rift you get him.

@tcole1746 6 жыл бұрын

You're*

@DASmallWorlds 6 жыл бұрын

yro'ue*

@sodarings448 6 жыл бұрын

the funniest part is that he actually looks like a sleezy buisnessman

@Hermaeus_ 5 жыл бұрын

SodaRings Business*

@BridgetTheBiscuit 5 жыл бұрын

THE SHAQTUS you are of the highest society sir

@gibb6136 4 жыл бұрын

I keep coming BACK to this, no wonder it has 1.1 million views

@nathanlong624 3 жыл бұрын

Why is he so good at acting as someone who's pissed but is acting happy lol

@bencross5688 6 жыл бұрын

You can't fool us proceeds to use passwords

@adamfriday2642 6 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry Rift I didn't know that was your space bar! Unfortunately I sold all the space bars on E-Bay for $604.31! Apologies sire

@oxlynz7328 5 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people have that password now after seeing this video

@artisticwhispersasmr9873 3 жыл бұрын

My cat chooses my passwords by walking across the keyboard. Nobody has ever been able to crack his code, not even me.

@JoeySwanson34 6 жыл бұрын

Can u please make more videos with typing noises? Possibly a library roleplay???

@julianneroe6436 6 жыл бұрын

Felipe Lopez - I would so love this

@zxvadcsfbh 5 жыл бұрын

Sanatarium Admin

@zachtheblake 4 жыл бұрын

Check out library roleplay by LLOYDS ASMR, he's done work with ER before. One of the OG asmartists

@NoEntertainment 6 жыл бұрын

I have a super-cool top-secret password. ephemeralriftisthebestpasswordcreatorintheworldyoucannotrefutethat1 Oh wait...

@THMXCN_ 6 жыл бұрын

No. No.

@joehiles6517 6 жыл бұрын

I always like to throw a random period in there somewhere to throw people off.

@NoEntertainment 6 жыл бұрын

Oh boy.

@greysoncourtney2374 6 жыл бұрын

I've seen you before...

@voltairethegoldflame9280 6 жыл бұрын

No. I enjoy your channel, I unsubbed but I will to check back occassionally. Keep making good comments.

@curtpieratt4235 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine this was sponsored by Nord VPN

@gunnarleili 5 жыл бұрын

The longer you look at the board the stranger you feel. Flawlessly executed.

@johnwayneatthefirstthanksg9105 6 жыл бұрын

*this passwords are more expensive everyday*

@Estragon17 6 жыл бұрын

Ooh small batch artisan passwords!

@Dalton01642 5 жыл бұрын

ER: fresh grass? Me: HELL YEAH! ER: no? Me: No ER: sure? Me: no I want it ER: it’s here if you change your mind Me: ......... WTF DUDE (I love my fresh grass)

@ohioandnortheastern 4 жыл бұрын

Just what I was like