Kris with the nonchalant “I’m abstinent” kills me every time 😭😂

Kris: “grab a snack” Me: *waiting for the microwave to beep with my Costco chicken nuggies* “thanks auntie Kris”

TW!!!!! i was planning on avoiding breakfast and lunch today because i felt like i overate yesterday, but i couldn't say no to Kris, so I got a snack please go get yourself a snack.

The crush on teacher one sounds like a wattpad story

Can we just appreciate jays editing while appreciating Kris’s humor and ability to make us laugh also love the new hair

Kris. I started crying when you were talking about EDs. I binged as a teenager, had anorexia in my early 20s, and that changed to orthorexia that I still struggle with now at almost 29. Thank you so much for being so kind and spreading positivity even when people like me feel so down and dark. You're such a wonderful light on this corner of the Internet.

Kris: I’m petrified of needles Also Kris: has multiple piercings and tattoos

After suffering from 10 miscarriages and my husband recently passing away I am so grateful for your content! It is extremely hard finding light in life anymore!

I had a cancer close to my head, and it had to be removed by surgery. There was only 50% succes rate. The other 50% meant my death. I was obviously very scared but when it was time for me to go under, I felt only a strange calmness and acceptence. Luckily I am now very healthy. Fun fact: I watched a lot of your videos during recovery.

The singing was AMAZING as usual JAY THAT SONG- Amazing. We need a whole album of "She forgot to press the record button" versions. This is the bestest channel in the world.

I have panick atacks when something unmeasured goes in my body -kallmekris

How different people suggest how to solve self-doubt: Therapists: Just except yourself Google: Daily affirmations Me: Watch literally the start of every Kallmekris video

love how Kris' "different voice" for a character is a weird mix between jinkx monsoon and Jennifer coolidge

The high note you did was absolutely just perfecttt I love you Kris 🫶🏾

As someone struggling with being overweight and is also trying to quit smoking and drinking, your talk was encouraging. Thank you for always being encouraging ❤

Kris, as someone who kinda suffered with bulimia for a short time before i fell into drug addiction (thats a long story, addiction helped me with ED, you kinda get skinny and dont really feel like eating anything, but it totally ruined everything else in my life. Thanks god today Iam almost 1,5 year clean, healthy and happy as i never was!) your speech about eating disorder and about having only one freaking life to live.. im literally crying from happiness. You are the sweetest person alive. Keep doing what you're doing. THANK YOU for having you.

13:06 this is so very true, the older you get the more you start to realize what’s really important & you’ll finally start to see the big picture

Oh I work at a Hospital. I was also punched by some Patients but most of the time they throw stuff at me like shoes and pens, sometimes I get special ones who start throwing Butterknives etc. So at our perspective we are used to it 😂

4:12 my dad is a paramedic, and they do go through A LOT! My dad was once pepper sprayed in the back of his own ambulance, as well as his partner and a patient they were caring for.

The fact that she called me out like, "Go, Go grab a snack, go grab a snack right now, *even if you've already had one*" I wasn't gonna til she said even if you've already had one cuz I had just gotten a snack🤣❤

1:19 🤣😂🤣😂 Jay is so under appreciated, love that dude.

Thank you for speaking about ED as I have someone in my family struggling with it. I grew up in the same room as them and didn't know what they were doing. Now 25 years later they're still struggling with it. Thank you for bringing awareness and compassion to a sensitive subject

the song from jay every time it’s in a video it’s stuck in my mind all day 😭🤩😆❤️

1:01 is my favorite 😂

I already knew I was gonna love this video when you sang that WONDERFUL song at the beginning lol 😂❤️ love you Kris

I love how Kris hypes us in the beginning of every video By the your voice is amazing.

Kris you made me legit cry when you talked about ED. I don’t struggle with that but I did have a lot of issues with body image back in high school. I just wish so much that I had someone to tell me what you just did when I was that age, and it took me soo long to realize that all of that never mattered and that I was beautiful. Thank you for being such an amazing and epically wonderful person.❤❤❤

Thank you so much for this video, I have been having a rough week and really just been uncomfortable with how I look lately but this really helped to pull me out of the slouch to hear it from somebody other than myself. Thanks you so much ❤️❤️

Jay creating these mini music videos gives me life. What a guy.

I normally hate these types of videos, but Kris just kills it. Plus the affirmation or positivity is just awesome. Good for you.

The heartfelt lil emotional support part of this video made my heart melt.. Kris you are a beautiful soul

God bless you, Kris. I love how you care about everyone. You've a true angel. Thanks for the smiles. ❤

i truly needed the mini talk about bad eating habits and behaviors. i’ve been struggling with my ED for many many years now, including being hospitalized for many many months. It truly is an awful disease and i wouldn’t wish it on anyone. thank you Kris for mentioning the topic of ED it made me feel less alone

as someone who has been VERY quietly struggling with an ED for as long as I can remember, thank you so much for being so open with us & talking about things that may seem “taboo” to others. it helped me feel less alone ❤

Jay deserves more, just look at the amazing job he did with the rock song editing in the beginning. We appreciate you Jay!

Your videos are literally my after work/before work videos for fun and "feel-good" feelings, and I am almost always eating when I watch them

I like that you stopped to talk about EDs for a moment. People who have not experienced them themselves or with loved ones need to understand them more and know what to look for. I'm proud of you for talking about yours. I have BED and have been to treatment for it. It's a daily, sometimes hourly struggle, but recovery is truly worth it. Praying for anyone out there struggling. You are worth recovery! ❤️

Thank you for the snack reminder Auntie Kris! I had just had a snack but when you said to grab another i realized it was already past noon/i had not had breakfast and i SHOULD eat more. Appreciate you looking out ❤

🎉❤🎉Thank you, thank you!😂😅😂 I so needed this and didn't even know it! In so many ways. My life has elements of drama in it that have absolutely zero % to do with myself. I am talking about the kind you hear about on the phone from a friend. It is coming to my attention that I might have the easy button version of drama, in my life. Your fantastic Kris🎉❤🎉

I am dealing with a small case of ED, and what you said made me realize that I'm not alone. Thank you ❤

I LOVE Kris’s little pep talk, she so nice and funny and helps me a lot.

I appreciate the Kris and Jay duo sooo much lol. Their combined humor makes for the best content. ALWAYS enjoying the Jay edits and pop ins. Also love the matching hair 😂

Girl u make me cry with how nice you are, especially talking about ED's and idk I'm so happy you are giving this positive energy out to the world 🥰😍❤😍

10/10 for the musical number at the beginning, twas award winning material.

I love KallMeKris's videos, and the best part about them is that you know its gonna start with a complement but in the most weirdest way but its still gonna flater you.

I thought I was going to laugh this whole time but you're over here making me tear up. Thank you for caring for your followers.

Kris, I believe my niece, who's living with me and my parents, has an ED. She recently switched over to 'organic' foods, and only eats the exact amount your supposed to eat. If she goes over, she throws up.

3:48 I've had 15 surgeries, and about to have my 16th. If you have to have a surgery, ask to have the 'happy juice' before the wheel you back to the operating room. You won't remember getting on the table. It hits you fast and hard lol.

13:45 kris you really made me start crying 💗 i needed this so much. you're such a sweet person and i love you 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Once again Kris you hit the nail on the head with that intro: I was fixing myself a snack when I realized I couldn’t do it without watching “content” so, from many alternatives, I selected Kallmekris & there you were, describing the EXACT aspect of the human condition to which I was being subjected.

Kris That opening IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC

0:15 I was literally holding a snack when you said that 😂😂 ❤

THANK YOU SO MUCH for the ED talk I am currently struggling with body image issues I’m trying my hardest to get over it but it’s hard so thank you!

Tysm Kris. I just am so thankful of you talking about ED. I used to,and still do, random body checks mainly on my stomach because I see myself as overweight and fat because my brother(s) used to taunt me about eating to much, I used to eat 2 small snacks a day and i lived off of it for months and became a bit underweight. I don't quite think that my story has to do with ED's, since I don't quite know much about them at all. But just thank you for telling us to get a snack, you're my fav KZfaqr and I couldn't ever say no to anything you'd ask us to do. If you asked us to get get a glass of water if we haden't already, then I'd go get a glass of water, maybe two, if you told us to go to sleep I'd turn my tablet/phone off and i'd lay in my bed until I fall asleep, if you told us to get a snack then I'd get two or three. You are my daily reminder to always keep on going no matter what i'm going through, we are here for you and you are here for us. You are pretty, kind, gentle, and just overall so nice. I love you so,so,so,so much Kris(not in a weird way though, as a best friend though) From: a person who admires you and wants to be alive just bc of your daily reminders of how important we are to you

3:51 I was put under to have a hernia repair surgery. I woke up after they had already cut me open. I remember yelling, "Who are ?"Where am I?" as I tried fighting the doctors and nurses. I also remember calming down as they began yelling I needed to calm down and they need to finish.

Around 8:45 I love how you went from Chad to a Russian accent, or whatever the heck that was 💀

Me and my nieces Payton and Sandra, love watching you Kris!! We love you!!

I don’t have an Ed or don’t know anyone who does but kris’s speech about Ed’a made me cry my eyes out! ❤😢

I've been watching both you and oompaville for years. Just wanted to say how cute it is that y'all got together. Your personalities mesh well, I'm happy you found each other and are doing well, it's beautiful ❤️

Your the best I've watched u for 3 years

Your Jennifer Coolidge voice on the colleges student is amazing.

3:16 she didn't do fight or flight but she did do fight and flight

Man your narrations are so immersive .. great Job !

Kris pls do more videos like this!! This was great

14:55 Kris’s reaction was my favorite part of this video 😂😂😂🥰🥰

12:57 TW! . . . . . . . Basically, I'm not doing the best right now, i've been counting calories on everything i put into my body and you just saying that made me want to burst into tears. Thank you for being so open and telling people that this isn't okay. Its dangerous. I'm working on stopping what i've been doing so i can just...be a normal person. Thank you auntie Kris. We all love you

I laughed so hard at the end about going in, and it cutting halfway through the word in. Jay's editing is fucking stellar and your content is phenomenal.

Hey Kris I’m Kyla and I just wanted to say that I really love your videos like whenever. I’m sad or mad at something. I just turned on your videos to cheer me up…. and it works lol like I’m having a lot of trouble at school because of my” friends” talking about me and with my best friend’s depression is it like that so whenever I’m just done mentally I just turn on your videos and I cheer up.(I’m in 10th grade for those who are wondering if I was younger or not)

Just when I thought I couldn't love Jay any more, he inserts that awesome little piece and my heart swells even more.

I friggin love Jay's contributions so so much!

3:50 one time when I broke my nose I went in for the surgery and I was in the waiting room, but I was the oldest there (it was the children’s ward) so I had to wait the longest. all I could hear when the other kids went in there was screaming and crying then deadly silence. my anxiety kept building up until the nurser came to get me and she said “alright, your turn” and I just suddenly burst out crying. none of the other kids cried but I did. anyway my mum was crying too so I guess I wasn’t alone

Thank you for reading those confessions, it puts part of the functionality back in my family.

14:33 that's enough Internet for the day 😮😩😬

love the little song ❤❤❤

I'm going through stuff so it really helped when you gave that speech 😭😊

12:13 so incredibly relatable I actually cried thank u kris ❤

Kris. I’m crying 😭 I literally love you, you’re the best, it’s like a therapy session every time I watch you :)

it’s always a good day when kris uploads❤ you should sing more too lol, jays singing was incredible too 😂❤

I feel so called out. I just put my book down, opened youtube, grabbed a snack, and opened this video then my snack, only to be blessed woth kris singing about my personal experience 😅

Your bangs look so good! They frame your face beautifully! ❤

Is it new to have the second part of the story blacked out while Kris replies to the beginning of the story?( 1:37 ) I LOVE IT!!!! It's nice to not be able to jump ahead

@14:00 This could be worse. At least she isn't saying she wishes her son was her boyfriend.

I love our local hospital staff. They know I have medical ptsd and are so patient with me even if I get flashbacks or paranoia and lash out because they know I will apologize and thank them when Im able to calm down.

Kallmekris is such a great person and I’m so glad I found her channel she all was make me and my family laugh

ME too!! PETRIFIED of needles..fainting and all the slapping docs when I was a kid!!!

Omg LOVE her song at the intro Soooo RELATABLE😂😂(love ur vids btw💜)

Not me eating snacks bingeing your content while bingeing snacks 🥨🔥🙂❤️

A few years ago I stopped being able to eat in public. My parents would take me out to dinner, I would eat some food, and I would immediately feel like I was gonna throw up. I would always have to leave and go to the car instead of sitting and not eating because the smell of food would make it worse. About 4 year later (now) I still can't eat in public but I have migrated from my room back to the living room for dinners and instead of eating the the cafe at school I eat with 2-3 friends and a teacher in her classroom. No one besides my friends believe me when I tell them this (my parents think I'm crazy). I'm so grateful for my friends, they are the best ❤

1:08 Fav part💗

15:48 the laugh after because of the absurdity 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

your hair looks absolutely amazing. 12/10

I love your hair Kris!

I can't say I'm afraid of having surgeries, just afraid of having people not believe me, when I say it's my head, and I need to see a doctor.

LMFAOOOO "he can go in me" that made me loose it 🤣🤣🤣

OMG I LOVE YOUR HAIR KRIS!!!

Bruh the editing is amazing i love it

I've personally never dealt with ED (of either kind lol) but thanks for always being positive and encouraging Kris, I know there are people that needed to hear that

So, I love going under. You never know what kind of me you get when I come out. I may forget speaking English, or I may completely forget my name and as a nurse who wakes me up what my name is very gently in basically childs voice. I also try to ask if they need hep with other patients, why I basically cant move because my feet are still are asleep. I basically become a mischief gremlin who wants to do stuff and start calling people just to say hi and send them GIFs and random meems.

I love Jay. They are a perfect match on here. They are hilarious 😂

NOT ME LITERALLY EATING LUNCH AND WATCHING THIS ! THE INTRO!!