This account is just the 5 stages of grief.

“involuntary staycation” aged well

well I'd buy a lambo but my teachers never taught me how to buy a lambo cash

The "95% because I respect women" one gave off some super r/niceguy vibes.

Cody: clogs toilet Girl Defined: MR. STRUGGLE

“Staycation” Cody gets more DAD everyday.

"she's not a slow typer, she's just texting someone better than you" me: **literally tries to put as much thought into a message as i can so i don't embarrass myself**

“Finding a caring wife is like searching dinosaur in a 21st century.” Well find a husband then duhhh

he’s just hiding the fact he moved into a nursing home. love you grandpa! it’s great that they have internet there.

the reason he’s not in a relationship is because he’s ‘mr. struggle’ edit: wasn’t talking abt cody just so y’all know, i was talking abt the guy who runs the insta page he’s doing the vid on

It’s adorable how Cody sincerely cracks himself up

He wont have to stretch his shirt over his helmet, his shirt has such a deep cut VNeck it will slip right over.

Don't be Mr struggle. Cover your pain

Matty FUCKIN smokes made a vape hot box pt 2 and you gotta react to it

“are you free tomorrow? no, i’m expensive tomorrow” *laughs in french*

"95% Because I respect women" Thanks for admitting that you not dating women is better for them

Jake failed miserably to try and cancel Cody but only made me subscribe to him instead lmaooo

cody tryna hide the fact that he took a dump so massive it flooded his apartment and turned it into a temporary biohazard

Ah, I see that Cody got in on the "involuntary staycation" trend before corona came around.

The 'Wise' Men: "Finding a caring wife is like searching dinosaur in a 21st century" Me at the Museum of Natural History: modern problems require modern solutions

not to be that person but cody looks like some blue ass water rn

complaining about your place getting flooded? ok mr. struggle ....

The one that’s like “she’s not a snow texter she’s texting someone better than you” gives off major nice guy vibes like bruh girls have responsibilities too ,, texting you back isn’t gonna be their top priority 24/7

8:25 Nobody: Frenchman when they see a croissant:

I love how despite your age you still travel

Make sure y'all watch all the ads so Cody can fix his poop floors

"Nah I'm kidding, you'll get a lung infection", thank God, that's so much better than poop trees 😂

"He is a King, but when he feels hurt, he goes from Royal to gangster in 0.5 seonds" I swear I've seen a summary of some cringy (hetero) werewolf story on Wattpad with these exact words...lol

Fave lines: 1. Poop trees 2. Man batter 3. One man's sister is another man's sister

This isn’t Love Island episode 9...

This account has the same energy as just girly things.

Getting incel vibes from whoever runs that account

no one: Cody involuntarily at a Sheraton in a dusty part of Venice because he shitted so hard it flooded his toilet: so we’re on a staycation

“If you respect woman, dont talk to them, dont date them, stay single forever, have sex with your cars instead and if you want to be happy, bottle up your pain, and just SHOVE IT DOWN” That’s the best motivation ever, we dont deserve it.

"95% because i respect women" reminds me of the 40 year old virgin line "i respect women so much i completely stay away from them" this account makes so much sense now

"Nobody can torture your emotions" You should probably break up with this "nobody" guy he sounds kinda toxic

On this episode of love island: Cody and Kelsey earn a Staycation outside the villa

Post: "Are you free tomorrow?" "No I'm expensive tomorrow." Cody: *laughs in Old Man*

Cody: He's got a wallet chain!!!!!! Her: That's exactly why I'm texting someone else stupid.

I got one, I got a joke--- “If missing you was a job... I’d be unemployed.”

the ~ masculine ~ version of justgirlythings

"One bro's sister is another bro's sister" Sweet home Alabama.

It's so nice to see such an older man so good with the internet! Props to him for not letting his seniority ruin his progression!

"She's not slow at texting, she's texting someone better than you." Me: No, I'm watching One Piece. Do u have any idea how many episodes their are?

Matty Smokes uploaded Vape hotbox part 2. YOU MUST REACT

Cody's got a leak in his septic tank? Sounds like Mr. Struggle to me, watch out Kelsey.

First he was cheated on Then he acted fine and got depressed Then bought a Lamborghini and couldn’t pick anyone up

I'm on something of an involuntary staycation myself right now.

I’m on a Cody Ko binge after Jake Paul tried to do who knows what with that video lmao

Cody: guys so I got some shit floors going on so I gotta stay at some hotel Everybody: oh great _here comes_ *Mr STRUGGLE*

I don't know if Cody knows it.... But these posters are made by teenage graphic design interns working minimal wage... I've personally worked for a page like this one they basically ask us to make 10 to 20 posters a day.... And there are no off days they keep asking for it over phone if they are not satisfied with seo content of it they'll ask again doesn't matter its 2am... Or I am at someone's funeral....its exhausting and frustrating ... I quit after 2 months but they just got someone in place of me. It's just sad. They say this is important to gain experience... Which is.... Kinda true.... And without job we won't get a job and they use us using this premise.... It's not fair.

That "No one will ever care for you brother, swallow the red pill" is fucking priceless 😂😂

These "words of wisdom" sound like they were put together with the predictive text on phone keyboards

God I wish Cody was a car so I could date him

that account is so confusing 😭 they go from crying about how “woman don’t care about men anymore” to saying that you should care more about money then people’s feelings like what

Yes for "staycation" No for "Quarantine"

My girlfriend of 2 years just broke up with me and im sad as shit, but this dude is motivating me to never become as pathetic as him and learn to move on. Thank you for showing me this dude chody

“Not all men-“ That’s right. Cody Ko, Internet grandpa, slayer of instagram comedians, protector of lesbians would never do this to me

8:15 The deep animal reference, the slight pause before, and the frustrated but dampened delivery on that "bushbaby" line...all expertly hand-crafted. Magnifique.

1:21 finding a man with grammar is like searching for a dinosaur in the 21st century

Damn, y'all must be droppin TREE TRUNKS to clog a toilet like that

>Being single is relaxing, no one can torture your emotions No, I can, and believe me, I do it better than anyone

"Involuntary staycation". Wow I guess we all know who did it first.

Cody is prob one of the only channels that actually make me laugh physically out loud

An 11 minutes and 44 seconds video just to flex he’s verified on instagram. No one can beat Cody

omg is Cody actually gonna get poop trees in his house? shaking and crying rn. 😥😥😥

8:44. Damn. We found Scott expensive.

Would the guy making those be an Instacel?

Nobody: French people: 8:25

Cody turning on post notification just because it's written on the bio is one of the most old person thing ever

Touching on some deeper themes there for sure. The whole thing included.

I'm a few days late, but I really needed to hear these today. Thanks Cody (and wisemen), as always

If you compress the pain correctly you get a pain diamond.

Cody got the “can I speak to your manager” undercut. I love a king who is ready to speak his FUCKING truth.

this is one of my fav vids ever

doing Cody Ko binges soothes my anxiety

You, a simpleton: Nut Me, an intellectual: *Man Batter*

"The Mr Struggles of Instagram"

So insightful. Iv learned so much

The whole account deserves a place in r/niceguys

when you're a sad boi but also deeply entrenched in toxic masculinity this is what we get

guys maybe cody's hair is like a mood ring but hair. like it changes color depending on his mood. i think i have solved the mystery

Was watching an older Danny Gonzalez video and he recommended this one and now I'm laughing way too much, I love it 😂💙

I swear Cody is the only person in the world that can make going from making a joke about having poop trees grow out of the floor, to saying you could get a lung infection, funny.

Flex on us with the verified instagram, I see you

“One bros sister is another bro’s sister” what

OMG Please do more of these, I'm dying

50% of the video is just cody saying "saving that child from the burning building over there" lmaooo

this is basically the toxic masculinity version of justgirlythings

nobody: words.of.wisemen: [she] be[lie]ve[d]

I swear Cody Ko is one of the funniest guys, always laughing when I watch his videos. 😂

cody your a legend bro

this dudes account went through all five stages of grief

Literally no one: Wiseman: *M A N B A T T E R*

Love you man and your realism pushing reality, if that makes sense..

It’s 2021, but I am literally watching this in a hotel room because the flooring is being replaced in my apartment after the toilet overflowed so badly in the unit upstairs it rained sewage water into my bedroom and entryway, and wrecked the wood flooring everywhere. The opening to this video was oddly soothing. I am not alone.

dear God, gimme a husband like Cody. But one that doesn't poop so hard that he'll flood an apartment. amen. edit: DANG 5.7K HAHAHAHAHA

“man batter” is actually the perfect new urban dictionary term for semen

Please make 2nd part!

First video in a while that genuinely made me laugh out loud! Keep it up man!