bad omelette --> bad mood yennefer --> breaks down of hunger --> uma dies --> they can't find ciri --> wild hunt catches her --> WORLD OF DESTRUCTIONso pls Geralt, COOK LIKE YOU'VE NEVER COOKED BEFORE!!!!

+metalhood Sounds insane but this omelet was very important.

+metalhood hilarious

+Kevin Koyasako It's like Gordon Ramsay is going to eat that omelette

+metalhood the power of the omelet/non pissed yen is strong

XD WTF

What!?

Lol what

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Good one!

Right 😂

Maybe sorcery is a good way to burn calories. Every sorceress we see in the games is in great physical shape.

Wouldn't be surprised, when you use think so much that you get headaches on daily basis and always wear a frown, your body uses alot of calories :p

They use magic to alter their appearance. Yen is like 100 years old and used to have a hunchback.

if you strive too much ( for example, if you are trying to save a witcher skewered by a pitchfork) you even risk of dying

LOL

He can brew complicated if unprepared even life threatening potions but can't manage to make an omelette. No one told him how to I guess.

Rowan Buchanan HAHA that was cute, thank you for that!

Apparently Vesemir didn't give cooking lessons

Rowan Buchanan lol this is the same problem with itachi

XD this better become a meme.... that only REAL fans would understand

Spectres admittedly I never really played the games but definitely always thought it had a great storyline. As far as memes go man, you have my blessing to make it, lol!

I'm glad that the movie lives up to the books as it is to the games. It's completely it's own thing, and i just can't have enough of it.

When a humble chef Graced a meal along With Geralt of Rivia Along came this song

Proceeds to Y E E T an omelette into Yennefer's face

+kento delmonte mawaribuchi Face of Yen when hi seid that - priceless :D

+Kento/賢人 and face of yen haahaha

Kento/賢人 he dies

Kento/賢人 That is also what he said when he fed Yen his witcher's sword ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

:D

KristhanCG thats me i just straight up kill wolves to eat so i dont have to bother brewin a potion or payin for it

Bruh i am dead hahaha

Knuckle Dragger It's very easy getting food in this game. I never bought any food items and I usually get a year worth of food by playing 20 minutes

Yup, my dragonborn joined for lunch once

Can't beat fresh apples out from a 400 year old dungeon.

And she calls us filthy

Geralt: Winds Howling Yen: Later, perhaps

"Yen, would you like to go on a pleasant evening horse ride through Tousaint with me?" "Later, perhaps..."

One can say that she fuels his dirty minds as well. Given the fact that she can read his mind, sees clearly what he thinks and still be okay with it, even flirts him back.

how the hell did u do that

Dr.Fail In the drinking scene I had them use the megascope thing and for that Geralt wear Yennefer's pants so when you wake up Geralt isn't wearing any pants, the camera didn't show below Geralt's waist so I didn't realize I wasn't wearing pants until the cutscenes started

Yup, happened to me. Not proud of it.

Derek Alfaro I didn’t realize until after I walked out of Kaer Morhen

insanegames same.ahhahhhh

The wild lunch

Sandwitcher 3: Wild Lunch.

utapau235 wild food

Thauã Aguirre omg XDDDD

@@ThZuao LOL

i don’t get it 😭😭

@@BrolyTheSaiyanofLegend it's something a parent would say to a little baby they're spoon feeding. It's like: "Here comes the plane!" or other similar phrases. With this one, the parent lists every relative. So the kid eats one spoonful for their papa, one for their mama, one for their grandpa, etc. He's making fun of Yen for making him treat her like a baby and pokes fun at Vesemir's age. I hate explaining jokes, lol. Hopefully you can see why it's funny now, even though it's a late reply.

@@banane2279 the hero dimwits deserve!

Loxias and mushrooms

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I just got a mental image of this..😂😂

I know forks probably weren't a thing , but I was wondering how he free her an omelette with a spoon, I guess it's possible, but not easy

Like when in Archer, Malory sees Cyril and lana and says the exact same thing

LakouniGr what does it mean

For asking me this I guess that english is not your native language , so I will explain what it means . Geralt talks to Yennefer like a baby , "eat your food to please your father Vesemir" .

sanchir otgonbold it means Vesemir is Yen's father

@@takeback181 that explains why you can't romance him

Mihnea Iordan I mean you abandon him in white orchard for Yennefer and vizima so I think he’d be left pretty hurt :(

You read my mind

She can also be a total bitch sometimes. But that makes her even more likeable in my opinion :)

@@CanIHasThisName Correction. Most of the time.

And her alternate outfit making her sexy goth raven witch makes it hotter.

@IJN Yamato wow. You REEAAALLY dont read the books dont you? Triss basically raped Geralt to "see what Yenn sees in him". She is literally THAT FRIEND. Triss is waaaay toned down in the games. Yenn and Geralt are destiend to be together since the first book. Its a really well done romance. Even soo, the game lets you be the one that choose, soo your complain really isnt really justified.

@IJN Yamato Triss may be less of a drama girl in the games but she's manipulative too. What kind of friend is she to take her best friends lover while he's lost his memory? She's just better at hiding her manipulative side. In the game she feigns drunkenness to get closer to Geralt and uses little ruses like this all the time. But yea she's more "plain" than Yen. Plain boring. I guess she's just less threatening to some players since she just looks like a Geralt fangirl in need. Yen on the other hand has been through a lot so she hides powerful emotions behind an apparent coldness. But she's an exceptional woman and Geralt true love. Both the books and the 3rd game point at that. Yen has nearly died for Geralt. When you talk to the oneiromancer ingame, you see Geralt is in love with Yen the way he talks about her and Ciri, he nearly cries. On the other hand both Geralt and Triss state that their story is over ingame (but you can decide to revive it). See the dead rose of remembrance. Just a clue among others.

Maybe that is the reason. For Yenn shippers would be awesome, but for everyone else this would be against their roleplay.

@@thanatoswaker2778 Fuck their roleplay. Yen is perfect.

Probably because it doesn't fit the mood in the castle. Like , these guys are doing a ritual that killed hundreds of children in agonizing pain that they have been through that they hate with all their heart so much so that they banned it , there's a cursed one in the castle they're trying to remove the curse of that could be their beloved sister/daughter/granddaughter... And there's Yen and Geralt just flirting and Geralt spoon feeding Yen some omelettes. Yeah , just doesn't go all that well together.

@@thanatoswaker2778 It would only appear if you romanced yen, and not anyone else. So this theory is broken.

@@afinoxi And, she's eating over Uma, while Geralt holds it out over him😂😂😂

ANDYofzz 😂😂😂😂

that's potato slices btw

Doesn't sound all that bad tbh. Take the chicken , slice it into cubes , cook it in the pan for 15 mins with some olive oil maybe , add on the cheese , let it melt on the heat of the chicken , squeeze some lemon juice on it and boom , awesome dinner. Slice up a bread , put it inside it as to make a sandwich , amazing lunch. I'd prefer that over an omelette tbh.

@@afinoxi You just made me hungry, wtf...

@@kingaragornii9940 sorry man , just had to , picked up a couple habits from my mother

they should develop this more...do you know how much raw meat the player has? I even found a black pepper item, and I was thinking, I could spice the meat and cook it, but no...you just eat the black pepper. and for the raw meat, you just sell it...

Well that would be cool yeah, but it would also take away from the fact that Geralt is a Vagabond and eats purely out of need, not lust But yeah it would be dope, I mean spilling black pepper on beaf isn't that hard

@@jeremycu8846 Just chowing down on a bowl of black pepper. Thats gotta be harsh even for a witcher.

Meh. I just kept dried fruit.

Novigrad? I could feed the entire Nilfgaardian army for the whole duration of the war.

Hell yeah this is how I like my chicks Except not a century old cough

@@nikifalcon Geralt's even older.

@@65firered nah yen is older than him but a couple of years

@@sharathnavada3645 I meant Geralt is over a century.

There is a definite year of birth for Yenna: 1173 (the witcher 1 takes place in 1270, 2 in 1271 and 3 in 1272, with B&W expansion in 1275). Geralt, or any of the witcher's ages are never explicit. It is assumed Geralt, by 1272, is between 90-100 years old. He retired in 1275 according to B&W lore. Vesemir was recorded as active since 1112. He was said to be old when training Geralt already, and Geralt is around 100 but looks like 40, so papa Vesemir might as well be one of the first witchers, created in 950.

I only have one question.... Why are you crying? It's a joke, you're ment to laugh. You're either misused the emoji which would be this 🤣, or something wrong with you. Grow up and better stop that rubbish.

+kabeltelevizio tell the first part of that is reasonable, the second is incorrect for sure

+kabeltelevizio Geralt is much more closer to Yen than to Triss. This felt a bit out of space, true.

***** No, but I was talking about their history. You are roleplaying Geralt, not your own character. Geralt has a much deeper relationship with Yen and that should be like that in the game. You can choose Yen or Triss as you are playing as Geralt but it shouldn't be 50/50. I know this isn't the books, but the characters and their relationships are based on the books. So I don't really know why the developers decided to do it like this. Although they even said (by Triss) that the love between Geralt and Triss during 1-2 game was just Triss abusing Geralts amnesia.

***** Yes, that is true and I agree on that. But that doesn't mean they have to have exaclty the same amount of screentime or missions or dialogue. If people want to be with Triss it doesn't matter if Yen has double the screentime. They still want to be with Triss and that's their choise. ¨ Also remember that this scene happens (or would have) if you romanced Yen.

***** But they are not equal. Who's in the opening video of the game? It's Yen, not Triss. Why would you alienate Yen? Because you happen to prefer Triss. It's just a choise but as long as this is a Witcher game and somehow based on the Witcher books it shouldn't be a 50/50. Geralt didn't care for Triss in the books. In the game Triss abuses Geralt's amnesia. Why would she and the love of Geralt's life need to have the equal amount of screen time? I guess it's quite pointless to argue about this. Specially with you, because it seems you don't pay much attention to things. It says on the desctription that this only happens if you romance Yen and there is also an annotation at the end of the video for the "non-romance" version of this scene. Just like when Uma puked on Yen it was either Geralt who cleaned her, if you romanced Yen, or Eskel if you didn't.

+Cry good one

+KeldRL but why deleted? :(

Keld Maraxus h

It isn’t deleted, I’ve played through it

Davido 10101 then you played it before it was deleted. I played through everything and didnt get it

Gilthoniel 1173 I love it, thanks so much! ^^ And Geralt's face when he says that, just perfect! x) 33.media.tumblr.com/45b04f4fc9181f0283bad412edd62770/tumblr_nsbgtuKHbN1uzuft0o6_1280.gif It's such a sweet scene, makes you wonder what else they cut out.

+Gilthoniel 1173 Aha! Found you guess who? {; (From the forums)

+Piers Nivans lol... only thing that is lackluster is your inbred face.

KrazyK785 I know right! It's cute and funny and not at all immersion breaking, no idea they cut it out

KrazyK785 Probably becouse this hole Uma scene is so dramatic.

2xucan Lmao

Agreed

FluffyNinjaLlama Wondering that also. Strange. But I know this, Yen will have to kiss the chef later lol. On a different note Fluffy, new Inquisition dlc. The Descent. I know you'll play it, but who're you gonna play it as? Your last elven mage, or one of your previous characters? Or a new character? I'm a little curious

Oh you

+darkster2000 It's sandwich, not sandwitch.

+MrPeterGoldman the joke kinda flew over your head

+darkster2000 get out

I want you to go stand in the corner for five minutes and really think about what you've done.

probably why they took it out

Well , geralt is not paid for being a cook , but yeah , i see your point ...

@@xxwitcherxx2701 I’m not paid to be a cook either, I’m 22, served 4 years in army, and now I’m a custodian. Yet I know how to cook an omelette and a shit ton of other foods. I’m glad you see my point.

@@JoseMora-wc5zz i mean , geralt kills monsters, is over 300 yrs old and dosen't know how to cook Properly ... Kinda strange

@@JoseMora-wc5zz and i think he only eats like raw meat and bread, and drinks only water and beer

What else did they exclude?

@@mindfucker88 guns

@@despacitodaniel801 fuck

a...spells burn alot calories

+Daniel Heitor dafuq

Oh fuck me just realised 😂😂😂

she was going through her bulking phase

dead

On my second playthrough.. .Forcing myself to romance Triss. I had to install the Triss overhaul mod, gave her better hair and remove the tattoos lol

"An eggless omelette? I gotta congratulate you because I didn't even knew it was possible to fuck up an omelette this hard." probably

IT'S FUCKING RAW !!!

Finally play out the fantasy of gutting Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay would have a heart attack

If he were there Geralt would've Axii's him to make a meal for the whole family.

+Drey K. I daren't mention the "toilet" scene purely for the images that come to mind

+Drey K. in the year 1272

Drey K. He'd burn down Kaer Morhen

on unicorn perhaps

Boi

Roasted unicorn right? ....damn too late

Hey I am from the future

Because of your reply i came here back from past (3 years back) and what i see is my comment got that much likes wow 😁,when i added this comment back then there was only 1 like

@@pratik2137 congratulations bro I hope that I made you happy 😀

@@yahiaahmed1005 yeah buddy 👍✌️

bcount1 He's definitely the one that's got her bent in the end. Besides, eggs for snatch? Geralt should have written the art of the deal.

@@MEPHISTOPHELESw eggs for egg access

Remembers to add a *secret ingredient* in the pot

Who the fuck is Garalt?!

@@Halopen94 garalt of gevia

"There's nothing more pathetic than a weeping sorceress"

Hmm, have you ever worked in life? 10 hour shift, no rest, no lunch or any breaks? Either you're very sheltered and get the best jobs or just young.

That's a fucking big omelette. Maybe Yen's taking up weightlifting and needs some protein?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHY this DAMNED comment make me laugh so hardly XD

Why did they delete it ? Because indeed, I never had this and I would have liked playing it !

@@Alex-Sand I got it in my playthrough and I never added it via console commands.

ShadowVipers When did you do your play through? Version 1.35?

this 👆

+Nicole Maj It is light, unless you add beacon

and eggs are considered heavy?

+FluffyNinjaLlama llama what's good mah son

+RaveBeef A Beacon of Light would make it light again...^^

Oops typo :D

Charles-alexis Godin Wow, really Geralt? I just ate 18 eggs.

😂 love how his stories and ours have a huge gap in interest

+giabread In the Books, except Lambert who is very bad at cooking, Coen Eskel Vesemir and Geralt are good at it.

Jean-christophe Blanke probably cause Lambert is the youngest I think.

Has a bag of holding full of already prepared food.

@@G_G_G_G_ Lambert is the older brother

AntarcticChicken dude i did the exact same thing. I felt like such an ass during this serious, intense scene

haha XD

No, just for some reason they obviously cut alot of 'nicer' yen

+lEazy O G Really? No wonder I found Yen so bossy/bitchy all the time. Romanced Triss as soon as I could.

+Xuvial Sylvester wrong decision budd but oh well, i commented on another post to you, read it :)

+Xuvial Sylvester I hate to see a strong, intelligent, independent woman automatically fingered as a bitch. No, she’s not.

+falloutboy003 give examples of her being 'bitchy' and i will prove why you are wrong :) whatever she did she always had her reasons.

OP04player They do have emotions, it's just the trial of the grasses and all the arduous training and prejudice against Witchers just makes them more emotionally distant towards most people but they open up to people they care about and some like Lambert have a normal range of emotions on the day to day

lambert is a bit mad man, cuz he is from cat school, but good buddies make him changed

@@sonnguyen-ul7gz lambert isnt from cat wtf

@@sonnguyen-ul7gz mate Lambert is a wolf same as Eskel and Geralt sssooooo

Yen: "Idk why I'm in love with this idiot" xD

Not really you made me laugh as well xD

it's because omelettes are so out of place in this game's epicness xD and Geralt is actually funny in his own way

Or the way he is running towards the kitchen to do the Omelett :D

Thank you🙏💙🤣 exactly my thoughts

Smh, read the title...

Did u romance Triss too?

+Flavio Alves I started a new gameplay to romance just yen

+Humaid Altaheri I think i going to do this on New Game Plus, because i miss this game a lot :(

Humaid Altaheri If u just romance her, that's strange, she asked to Vesemir to cook?

or a bowl

CountessChuchoteur last he doesnt get milk and cerial to burn like homer

CountessChuchoteur You can exclude the cereal, a bowl of delicious milk is ready to serve

@@demonslayer6267 How the fuck do you eat a bowl?

same like cooking raw meat

Apparently, eating raw meat is a perfectly acceptable diet for witchers

Well they can't really get sick, so I suppose nothing wrong with it

Anze G true but it would be better if you could cook it and get more vitality from it.

Sadly no trains in their world

Jonas Kaul you can have her.Besides you nobody wants her.

take your red headed viper and begone :D

Kratos i do xd

Kratos I like Triss. She's much more loyal. Yen undoubtedly got around before meeting you in Vizima.

Vincent Bokan Nope. Apparently she slept with Lambert at one point when her and Geralt are supposedly together and also the bitch manipulates Geralt when he has amnesia. Fuck her.

"In my defense, griffins ARE part birds."

“No, I used Wyvern eggs. Needed less of them” “Geralt...” “What? Chicken eggs....wyvern eggs...they both fly, what’s the difference?”

Lol

I would really enjoy that, ugh these bossy women are just too attractive😂

Who doesn't love a feisty woman?

CountryMusicMann Too true, Triss would fucking eat a cyclops shit if Geralt served it. Which isn't bad, but not my type.

@@CountryMusicMann Arabs apparently