geralt and jaskier being the comedic duo for three minutes and thirty six minutes
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4 жыл бұрынI turned off the comments bcos I see the same 3 questions ALL THE TIME like every day. the answer to all the questions is IN THE SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH. SO F/CK OFF. BYE.
JASKIER IS ORIGINAL NAME OF DANDELION. IT IS HIS ORIGINAL POLISH NAME. PLS STOP ASKING. THE COMMENT SECTION IS NOT GOOGLE.
↠ im sorry
↠ the clips used are from: the witcher
↠ coloring: my own
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@Alliancenoobslayer 4 жыл бұрын
When your friend joins your game as a level one and you’ve been playing for 15 years carrying his annoying ass all over the map to power level him.
@demi-fiendoftime3825 4 жыл бұрын
And your a Ranger and he's a bard
@BlackIrisBalloon 4 жыл бұрын
This is me, but a Monster Hunter veteran who is proficient with every weapon (And mastered my fav, the Hunting Horn), sunk thousands of hours across multiple games in the series, trying to swiftly tutor friends who just downloaded World a week ago so we can all play the Iceborne Expansion.
@julesmasseffectmusic 4 жыл бұрын
@@demi-fiendoftime3825 Try vanilla WOW as a rogue and taking your pally mate on a few runs. Gok was stunned with the quests we finished and the speed, he was depressed when I told them I had already solo'd them. Was nice to not stop after ever fight to eat and use bandages and the profit margin was huge.
@dimez3702 4 жыл бұрын
BlackIrisBalloon what you play on I’d love to learn and be carried
@aquaromo 4 жыл бұрын
This is a PERFECT analogy!! 🤣😍
@therecklesswarlock6439 4 жыл бұрын
Geralt keeps him around because Jaskier is a walking mp3 player.
@sladechain573 3 жыл бұрын
Too many notifications.
@allyally857 3 жыл бұрын
Jaskier is just too hilarious@
@kassykreutzer6972 3 жыл бұрын
Omg thats awesome your soo on point on that 🐱🐱
@Icecreamandradness 3 жыл бұрын
He’s a.... Walkman ;)
@kassykreutzer6972 3 жыл бұрын
@@Icecreamandradness yaaa thats it lol
@alexaiiabramowick3969 2 жыл бұрын
They kinda have the Shrek Donkey dynamic. One talks a lot while the other just wants not to be bothered
@luciellawliet 2 жыл бұрын
But they love each other
@dwightalexander2648 2 жыл бұрын
Well the first clip really sound like shrek and donkey arguing in that onion scene
@alexaiiabramowick3969 2 жыл бұрын
@@luciellawliet they love each other too
@SPM0717 2 жыл бұрын
"STOP... SINGING!"
@dorabukovics4337 2 жыл бұрын
And actually totally
@Samiju 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Geralt answers every rhetorical question he's been asked: "How are you doing, I hear you ask." - "I didn't." "If you don't mind me asking." - "I do."
@matthewlacey4198 2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna have to start doing this
@hilalkucukoglu575 2 жыл бұрын
Answering those gives him a funny bluntness lmao
@StrayNebarius 2 жыл бұрын
But ask him a real question and he never speaks. Lol
@hellohowareyou8396 Жыл бұрын
I love the little comments
@aaronkenyon7112 Жыл бұрын
His humour is so dry. I love characters like that 😂
@marias5685 4 жыл бұрын
jaskier’s automatic response to danger is “GERALT!”
@calebwinfield1403 4 жыл бұрын
Just like when Dwight says "Michael!"
@svampen7782 4 жыл бұрын
Dandelion
@UwU-xk5cx 4 жыл бұрын
Geralt's automatic response to danger: Fuck...
@carlycchapman 4 жыл бұрын
@@svampen7782 Original name is Jaskier, it was only switched to Dandelion for the English translations
@svampen7782 4 жыл бұрын
@@carlycchapman Dandelion suits him better. Jaskier sounds like an assassins name or a crook.
@EN-Fitz 4 жыл бұрын
"I will not suffer tonight sober just because you hid your sausage in the wrong royal pantry"
@felixhaggblom7562 4 жыл бұрын
"Dont go fishing for trout in strange rivers" or something like that
@NMG.11 4 жыл бұрын
dude, i laughed so hard (again after hearing it the first time in that episode) when i read the comment i wasn't able to click the like untill my 11th try
@alexandersmidt5289 2 жыл бұрын
Which moment is this from?
@bustinarant 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexandersmidt5289 The party Geralt goes to just to protect Jaskier, but then winds up with all of the prophecy and oath stuff randomly.
@rmitch7r 2 жыл бұрын
I love their dynamic so much. Geralt loves him like a little brother no matter how hard he tries to hide it. Geralt loves Jaskier
@dorabukovics4337 2 жыл бұрын
YES
@JustAnotherLokiStan 2 жыл бұрын
"little brother" hmm yeah right lol
@dorabukovics4337 2 жыл бұрын
@@JustAnotherLokiStan shut it
@xfabian21 2 жыл бұрын
yea riiiight like a "brother"
@Ash_6614 2 жыл бұрын
I am biased but at the same yeah "brother" lol
@Grim_Sister 2 жыл бұрын
“Why are you dressed like a sad silk merchant?” “I let my boyfriend pick my clothes.”
@luciellawliet 2 жыл бұрын
He tried but his style just doesn’t match Geralt
@JustAnotherLokiStan 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@blackhook5620 Жыл бұрын
Thats a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
@kin4386 Жыл бұрын
Boyfriend? Lmao
@godemperorofmankind3.091 Жыл бұрын
@@blackhook5620 he did actually.
@glowmymindx 4 жыл бұрын
* Jaskier literally dying * Geralt : * Clear throat * "You're gonna be ok.."
@Kuratius 4 жыл бұрын
*Ready Perfectly* *Gonna Be Okay*
@FIRENICEWOLF 4 жыл бұрын
Who is jaskier?
@PSH1138 4 жыл бұрын
@@FIRENICEWOLF Dandelion
@debilman9065 4 жыл бұрын
School nurses be like:
@nauticalcreations7647 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kuratius Overly Cautious hero?
@VlN420 4 жыл бұрын
Geralt: *exists* Jaskier: Hippity hoppity, my love attention and care is now your property
@mertymeh8503 4 жыл бұрын
Jezu dla takich rzeczy nadal czytam tę przeklęta sekcje komentarzy
@VlN420 4 жыл бұрын
Merty Meh japierdole mój rodak stworzył te piękną kompilacje o kurwa
@mertymeh8503 4 жыл бұрын
@@VlN420 ja tylko spełniam obywatelski obowiązek promowania wiedźmina XD
@VlN420 4 жыл бұрын
Merty Meh *I świetnie ci to wychodzi*
@rokkfel4999 4 жыл бұрын
Alkochol z kanału więctak 12 English motherf$&@ers do you speak it(I’m sorry I was so tempered but um can I get a lil translation of what you 2were saying
@bumblebee560 2 жыл бұрын
Henry Cavill was born to play this role. I mean he was a respectable Superman, but holy shit, he IS Geralt. If they ever remake it, he has set the standard and become the guy who did it best.
@theamici 2 жыл бұрын
In the books Geralt is supposed to be ugly though, as far as I heard (haven't read myself). He may be like the games, but he's too pretty for the books
@user-fd5nz5lo7m 2 жыл бұрын
@@theamici it's more like Geralt thinks he is ugly. But to be fair he supposed to be pale and skinnier. Not Superman but Bruce Lee body type. But Cavill is still THE best part of the show. He is great at geralt's dry humor.
@niithaki3957 2 жыл бұрын
I very much prefer the version of Geralt from the games, his appearance and voice is just perfect, especially in the 3rd one. But Geralt is a great character overall, and while I have a hard time not seeing Cavill’s version as a more grumpy version of Superman, he still does a good job.
@margaretgaby4506 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-fd5nz5lo7m So like the other Witchers?
@grimnoob893 2 жыл бұрын
No he is not. He is good actor and I do not doubt that he enjoying it as a nerd. But this grunty SJW is not a Geralt! Geralt is phylophical conversiatonist, and he have no problem to debate with Jaskier about lot of topics. He have no problem debate with almost anyone. That relationship in the books is true masterpiece. This is just cliché relationship between grunt and prattler. In books, it’s relationship between sometimes childish talker and phylosophical talker. My appaerence problem is that according to me, Henry is too massive. Geralt should be more slim
@najhoant 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't include my favorite line of his: "Well, let's pray for her - on our way, out of town."
@sassysally2995 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@zackc3368 2 жыл бұрын
ah yeah I knew there was something else that was funnier, missed out in this clip!
@midnightrant7487 4 жыл бұрын
"Introvert gets adopted by an extrovert" in HD
@Flitterkriz 4 жыл бұрын
Lyn Nic heck yea!
@TheAsylumCat 4 жыл бұрын
I will reluctantly admit I need a Jasker in my life.
@chupschupslollipop9520 4 жыл бұрын
TheAsylumCat I am considered a Geralt amongst my classmates (apparently) and therefore my situation is perfect, as I have already found my Jaskier
@chupschupslollipop9520 4 жыл бұрын
It sound a lot more gay than I thought, gotta be honest
@Plooooof 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a shitty porno
@elta6991 4 жыл бұрын
geralt: it’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling jaskier: Ö
@lordofduche4002 4 жыл бұрын
eva grantier YOU
@lordofduche4002 4 жыл бұрын
NEED A NAP
@ScionStorm1 4 жыл бұрын
Jaskier did a literal Surprised Pikachu Face and I couldn't stop laughing when I realized that.
@ruben3937 4 жыл бұрын
I read it as Its like ordering a pie and fucking its filling. I don't know why I may need help
@bordt258 4 жыл бұрын
In the polish dub it's pierogi
@CHIEF__ 2 жыл бұрын
"That ship has sailed, wrecked, and sunk to the bottom of the ocean." - Best line in the whole show
@Quintepalix 2 жыл бұрын
Dandelion: "How. Is. My. Singing?" Geralt: "It's like ordering a pie and finding out it has no filling." Best shit ever XD
@n00bk1ng5 2 жыл бұрын
YOU NEED A NAP
@luciellawliet 2 жыл бұрын
∑ (ﾟДﾟ|||) * offended bard noises *
@raphaelregnault6914 2 жыл бұрын
And then they went on adventures together, broke their friendship and reunited. And the pie was filled with the most exquisite ingredients.
@tuesdaynext7370 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, Geralt kind of has a point? Jaskier's voice is amazing, but his lyrics (which I would argue form the substance, or "filling" of songs) are... pretty bad, especially in season 1. For all that everyone remembers the chorus of Toss A Coin, no one seems to talk about how the verses contain lines like "thus cried the Witcher, he can't be bleat" and "he shoved every elf right back on the shelf" Edit: please stop explaining the context of those lyrics to me. I get what they're referencing, I just also think they're bad wordplay that thinks it's good.
@greylithwolf 2 жыл бұрын
@@tuesdaynext7370 there's a ton of popular songs that have ridiculous lyrics. As long as you have a good hook and a catchy chorus you've written a hit. You don't have to be an incredible poet to write a good song. Edit: plus, Jaskier asked about his singing, not his song writing. I think we can all agree he's a pretty good singer.
@superbigtime 4 жыл бұрын
"It's onion." Y'know, cause Witchers have layers. *Like onions.*
@vanquisher4700 4 жыл бұрын
Shrek is a Witcher then
@sv110392 4 жыл бұрын
@@vanquisher4700 you goddamn right he is 😂😂
@andrewball4965 4 жыл бұрын
Thinking about it that actually might be a reference XD Jaskier and Geralt have the whole Shrek/Donkey vibe so the fact they had a whole dialogue about onions is just amazing.
@douunderstan5922 4 жыл бұрын
Omg i thought of that as well ahahahha
@jasmina4435 4 жыл бұрын
Polaki cebulaki
@cjv8522 4 жыл бұрын
“YOU... NEED A NAP.” This line is underrated
@krumelkrams3054 4 жыл бұрын
Gosh I died at this scene.😂😂
@Hulkindex 4 жыл бұрын
It's like that video of the little boy asking if his brother has had nap and then saying he needs one.
@vanessared765 4 жыл бұрын
And he looked so insulted too.
@garvett6660 4 жыл бұрын
I am watching this at 3 am, great timing.
@PrincessGamer 4 жыл бұрын
It totally is underrated, a lot of Jaskier's lines are underrated. I just love the mom vibes from him its just great.
@christ-abel8774 2 жыл бұрын
Jaskier: "This is the part where we escape." Geralt: *"THIS IS THE PART WHERE THEY KILL US!"* DAMMIT I'M CRYING 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Cross8ow 2 жыл бұрын
Thats my most favourite interaction with jaskier 🤣 the difference in tone kills me everytime 😂
@wildhunt6350 Жыл бұрын
Where is the part where im suppose to laugh at that ?
@xfabian21 2 жыл бұрын
Jaskier is literally Geralts brother, bestie, boyfriend and mother in one person.
@Smoove_J 2 жыл бұрын
Mother?
@sauce6746 2 жыл бұрын
@@Smoove_J I think hes talking about the part where he helped bathe him from the innards of whatever he killed that day. Idk where he got boyfriend from tho
@aA-hq4km Жыл бұрын
@@Smoove_J if they had phones yaskier would want that gerald calls him whenever he arrives at the places he goes or if he killed a monster and is now on the way back and stuff like that just like a mom would do
@marvik3743 Жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@drea4pres970 Жыл бұрын
Eww
@Wolfencreek 4 жыл бұрын
"Stay" *Throws him into orgy"
@cassidyho939 4 жыл бұрын
What a great friend xD
@kevinboyle3104 4 жыл бұрын
What else is one to do
@goldengale3726 4 жыл бұрын
I mean if somebody threw me into an orgy and told me to stay then that's what I would exactly do.
@stingerjohnny9951 4 жыл бұрын
Akhmed Akhmedov gotta listen man, your life may depend on it XD
@devinsanders2066 4 жыл бұрын
I can honestly say no friend has been good enough to throw me into an orgy and this disappoints me.
@khfan4life365 4 жыл бұрын
“How’s my singing?” “It’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling.” “You...need a nap!”
@J0hnDoe89 4 жыл бұрын
Best comeback of the year
@TerribleWarden 4 жыл бұрын
*[Stutters in shock]*
@electricbluetiramisu3713 4 жыл бұрын
Which is precisely what Geralt was trying to accomplish
@perdykool 4 жыл бұрын
I'm using that as my insult forever
@endme5062 4 жыл бұрын
It's the best roast I've ever heard
@Aonalion 2 жыл бұрын
at 0:18 when Geralt says "Jaskier, you're okay" he looks genuinely so happy and relieved 😭❤
@lavenzaa 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Why is no one talking about that little smile he has when he says that phrase? He really really cares about Jaskier like a big brother, and my heart is melting
@samwashere2689 2 жыл бұрын
I thought he said it in a "You're okay calm down" way
@aA-hq4km Жыл бұрын
I was so happy when I noticed that for the first time I went back and pressed stop and looked at it thinking "yeah sure gerald you dont even like this guy sure" also the scene when they arrived at this elf healer and yaskier almost fell over gerald reacted immediately like: oh shit I have to look out for him
@aA-hq4km Жыл бұрын
@@samwashere2689 nope that was definitely a: "omg I'm so fucking happy that you are still alive I could hug you and spinn you around like a Disney princess because I'm so damn happy that you are fine but I'm not going to because I'm gerald and I'm cold and mysterious because I'm afraid to allow myself to feel and show love" Type of smile
@samwashere2689 Жыл бұрын
@@aA-hq4km actually no yeah you're right
@miles6492 2 жыл бұрын
“Oh so you just let STRANGERS rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?” I’LL DO IT IF YOU DON’T WANNA JASKIER
@rawkitmanfgc7735 2 жыл бұрын
Implying he don't wanna? Ha
@addiehanak5339 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think Jaskier was complaining 😂
@ayunaamane2563 Жыл бұрын
our dearest bard was just pointing out that geralt would let strangers do it
@unemisanthrope1407 4 жыл бұрын
"Jaskier, what do we say to the god of death? - GeEeEerrraAaAaAaLt!!!!"
@heretyk_1337 4 жыл бұрын
It actually hurts, how true it is...
@blakkhro 4 жыл бұрын
Truth. This should get more upvotes
@mohamstaz3618 4 жыл бұрын
As many times as Geralt has saved Jaskier (Dandelion)'s ass, yes, this is entirely relevant. lmao
@diya4886 4 жыл бұрын
"Hmmm"
@ashebourne 4 жыл бұрын
“Hmmm. Step away from the bard, Faceless Man.”
@daya-kuracy3539 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the scene when jaskier was in a bar and recording a man’s story of how geralt was eaten alive and jaskier was just like: “he’s fine”
@brendenhall-myrick2762 4 жыл бұрын
Single greatest "I told you so" face of all time.
@leonewashere 4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t even look up when Geralt walked in it was the best
@myoldchannel0 4 жыл бұрын
"Quit telling people I'm dead!"
@friendsebastian 4 жыл бұрын
Mhm
@RaeRaven13 4 жыл бұрын
“aRe yOu pERhAPs sHoRT oF A mARble” Underrated statement of the century
@cosmicmana4197 2 жыл бұрын
Jaskier: hOW IS my SINGING? Geralt: It’s like ordering a pie that has no filling. Jaskier: >:O YOU NEED A NAP! I love my precious bard.
@ayunaamane2563 Жыл бұрын
OUR precious bard :)
@alek493 4 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you cross Shrek with Game of Thrones.
@Polikaize 4 жыл бұрын
this is the most genius summary of the series i've met so far
@AkiraN19 4 жыл бұрын
I can't help but agree with this even though I really don't want to
@Iantorchwood94 4 жыл бұрын
I thought about how Jaskier and Geralt look like Shrek and Donkey 😂😂😂
@jesssica7991 4 жыл бұрын
Alexander Kerkelov finally someone who sees the same as me!
@legolasgreenleaf9216 4 жыл бұрын
Shrek is going to *Break* the wheel
@umad9593 4 жыл бұрын
Geralt: He's a... Yen: Friend? Geralt: 👁️👄👁️
@rae-fy3pr 4 жыл бұрын
👀👄👀
@querelle6345 4 жыл бұрын
He's a *deep sigh*
@mariam-bk4xt 4 жыл бұрын
2:02 “ooh ya that face”
@MrDibara 4 жыл бұрын
@@mariam-bk4xt "Ohhh... *_scary face."_*
@daughter-of-loki1062 4 жыл бұрын
*Pain in the ass
@anxious_art_block 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad the show gave him such a fun role, he was more like important plot wise in the books and was just kinda there in the games to be funny but in this they did both
@Danganraptor 2 жыл бұрын
Worrying about Priscilla and narrating the events isn't particularly funny.
@mrsejd3446 3 жыл бұрын
Geralt: "Witchers... are like onions." Jaskier: "They smell?" Geralt: "No! Onions have layers! Witchers have layers!" Geralt and Jaskier are literally human versions of Shrek and Donkey.
@GodBear97 4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Geralt is ready to throw down whenever people say shit about him, but Jaskier can literally yell at him and he just takes it. I mean Geralt doesn't do what anyone tells him to do, except for Jaskier
@necrocoffee5626 4 жыл бұрын
And just about every booty call and apparition available you mean
@romanbloomfield9066 4 жыл бұрын
Asbjørn Christensen and Yen. But I’d do whatever Yen says too :D
@GaldirEonai 4 жыл бұрын
Jaskier is basically his stupid kid brother.
@AngelusX92 4 жыл бұрын
@@romanbloomfield9066 sadly I would too
@erichall090909 4 жыл бұрын
Roman Bloomfield that’s the scary thing I would too lol
@otakamerd1220 4 жыл бұрын
"He's a..." "Friend?" Geralt: *unconvincing silence*
@realswobby 4 жыл бұрын
"He's a... something, that keeps sticking to my boot and never really leaves me."
@nunabisness7191 4 жыл бұрын
Lydia Hanger gum? Shit? Pebbles?
@thedenseone6443 4 жыл бұрын
A symbiotic relationship would be the best way to describe it
@SillyRamen 4 жыл бұрын
@Breno Ferreira They always get stuck in the creases in my shoes
@dravenlincurve5908 4 жыл бұрын
@@SillyRamen then buy flat shoes.
@thedukeofchutney468 2 жыл бұрын
This actually feels pretty realistic, just about every time I see an introvert with a close friend, it’s always some extrovert who came along and “adopted” them.
@Kerosiin 2 жыл бұрын
Jaskier was right. He does smell of heartbreak. He just didn’t know his own would be broken too :(
@anielad8721 2 жыл бұрын
You’re right, being left alone on the top of the mountain by Geralt himself must be tough. He could never recover from the damage the witcher had done.
@kaeldrarhiannon 2 жыл бұрын
OOF.
@TusaID 2 жыл бұрын
Oh come now! He recovered just fine and was able to return to his wonderful barding, singing of life's most relatable great and terrible experiences! Unless you're implying that "Burn Butcher Burn" was about someone specific...? 🤣🤔
@ryangray8075 2 жыл бұрын
OOP--
@ryangray8075 2 жыл бұрын
@@TusaID nahhhh no way Burn Butcher Burn was about Geralt /s absolutely no wayyyy /s 😂😂
@harvbegal6868 4 жыл бұрын
"It's like ordering a pie and finding that it has no filling." He did say be honest.
@AwashimaSeriLieutenant 4 жыл бұрын
*_"YOU NEED A NAP"_*
@sirephlyrrian6242 4 жыл бұрын
he just implied that Jaskier needs to be filled. with Geralt himself >_>
@martynalepiesza372 4 жыл бұрын
in Polish version it is DUMPLINGS, not pie :) :D
@harvbegal6868 4 жыл бұрын
@@martynalepiesza372 Really? I wonder why it's different. Polish speakers surely know what pie is and English speakers surely know what dumplings are.
@Bryce_C. 4 жыл бұрын
Harv Begal what exactly does that saying mean??
@Lord_Michax 4 жыл бұрын
"I know you're almost forty, look almost thirty, think you're just over twenty and act as though you're barely ten." -Sigismund Dijkstra to Jaskier
@aleisshiki3649 4 жыл бұрын
Michax he’s almost 40?
@Lord_Michax 4 жыл бұрын
@@aleisshiki3649 Yes, during books he is about 35-40 years old.
@ericsantucci6934 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lord_Michax And therefore in his mid-late 40's by the time of Witcher 3.
@nighthasfallen456 4 жыл бұрын
Was he wrong though...
@carlmart5797 4 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect--and look here, I hardly ever use the term "PERFECT"--description for Jaskier LMAO
@khfan4life365 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Geralt casually drops a dying Jaskier into a naked woman’s cleavage during the orgy/meeting Yennefer scene. 🤣
@prof.allyrose7589 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever Jaskier makes fun of how Geralt talks, it never feels like Jaskier is making fun of Geralt. It feels like Joey is making fun of Henry’s impression of Geralt. Like how if your friend was making fun of a British accent and then you made fun of their impression. An impression of an impression if you will.
@inannaenigma9391 4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen a more bromantic duo since Arthur and Merlin.
@__-fm5qv 4 жыл бұрын
God I miss that show! Brb gotta go find it and binge again... But yeah it totally does remind me of merlin and arthur bromance.
@ilolami5399 4 жыл бұрын
Mood
@Night0wlz 4 жыл бұрын
I miss that show
@AlexandraM689 4 жыл бұрын
Now that you mention it , it's similar to their dynamic
@ziggidy_bop7471 4 жыл бұрын
Good to know I'm not the only person who thought of that comparison
@buttercup9709 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm NoT YoUr FrIeNd" "Oh, oh really? So you just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?" The way he says that killed me when I saw that episode 😂😂😂
@kevinboyle3104 4 жыл бұрын
Isaac Priest I mean especially because of the “lovely” part
@stingerjohnny9951 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Boyle well...it’s Henry Cavill man...
@kiratheusagiisworkshop5266 4 жыл бұрын
Even my dad was laughing at that scene! 😂 And we were like "He got a point"
@kevinboyle3104 4 жыл бұрын
Stinger Johnny I still think “nice” or “hot” or “incredible” would be better
@stingerjohnny9951 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Boyle true, but for Jaskier, it fit him as a character
@koimouse7170 4 жыл бұрын
Why does the wii music just bring this all together; their entire relationship is literally wii music
@jamievee8375 2 жыл бұрын
Another wonderful quote from Jaskier I love is “I believe I left my…cat…on the…I’m, stove”. I forgot about “Are you perhaps short of a marble?!” And I love that one very much
@FabiAraujok 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly love the relieved way Geralt says "Jaskier, you're okay" when the bard is running away from Yen You can't deny you little shit, HE'S YOUR FRIEND
@skazwolfman8622 4 жыл бұрын
Geralt is just the biggest tsundere.
@jamieantonsson8617 4 жыл бұрын
The smile when he realises Jaskier is okay is SO CUTE
@noahreeves4507 4 жыл бұрын
Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed
@sansia4393 4 жыл бұрын
Time ?
@RS-do9fq 4 жыл бұрын
Sansia 0:16
@sansia4393 4 жыл бұрын
@@RS-do9fq I didn't notice it, thanks
@magiv4205 4 жыл бұрын
It's so subtle you almost don't see it if you're not paying attention, but that makes it all the better because he's so happy that his friend is safe but Jaskier is the last person he wants to know that he's actually a big softie (even though Jaskier has known that for years).
@jxynothere 2 жыл бұрын
Jaskier is very used to Geralt’s abrasiveness & insults, yet the second it was about his singing he’s BEYOND offended. 2:47 I love when these two bicker like a married couple. 💀
@RackednStackeddd 4 жыл бұрын
*something mildly inconvenient happens* Jaskier: gErALt
@Bob-zs6hm 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Jaskier: hahjsjskakalsjbsgahajsjveghsj Geralt: *hmm*
@loulie1997 4 жыл бұрын
“I hate to break it to you, but that ship has sailed, wrecked, and sunk to the bottom of the ocean”
@isaiahdelage9083 4 жыл бұрын
Ivy Hoss one of my most favorite lines that I can now use on people
@holliaaurora 4 жыл бұрын
The best come back Jaskier will ever have for Yennefer. ❤️
@cambion_entertainment 4 жыл бұрын
That's probably the moment when I went "yup, this dude is THE Jaskier (dandelion). He's perfect for the role and that delivery was on point"
@ivanhunter6492 Жыл бұрын
"why are you dressed like a sad silk trader?" Gerald *glares in Jaskier's direction*
@NinjaNuggets21 2 жыл бұрын
Jaskier is the soul of the show 😂
@vanirbunny1356 4 жыл бұрын
Yeneffer: Points at Geralt: This is my boyfriend Points at Jaskier : And this is his boyfriend
@demi-fiendoftime3825 4 жыл бұрын
Jokes on all of you Yeneffer is into that kinky stuff. I'm playing the witcher 3 she just did it with Geralt on a stuffed Unicorn which aperently they had used before XD We need that story of where the unicorn came from in this show as I need to know!
@nonignorantsatis 4 жыл бұрын
"just you and me and your friend Steve" ™
@ichallengelife 4 жыл бұрын
@@demi-fiendoftime3825 Actually it's mentioned in the book The Tower of the Swallow I believe!! So there is a background to it :D
@demi-fiendoftime3825 4 жыл бұрын
@@ichallengelife oh dear god 0_o
@doth2471 4 жыл бұрын
@@nonignorantsatis OMG AHAHHAHAHA
@jillybeanss 4 жыл бұрын
“And then you can have your djinny djinn djinn.” I love Jaskier so much
@user-uj5tu9tb7v 2 жыл бұрын
Jaskier: OH WE ARE SO HAVING THIS CONVERSATION” Me: “oh shit-“ Jaskier: “HoW’s mY ssIngIng” Gerald: “It’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling” Jaskier: *extremely offended* Jaskier: YOU NEED A NAP! Me: *on the floor dead from laughing*
@HelicalRL 4 жыл бұрын
“Three minutes and thirty six minutes” Hmmmmm
@karazor-el6085 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to ask about that very thing.
@bewarethecat 4 жыл бұрын
hmm
@chickenwinghero6275 4 жыл бұрын
Yennefer: *exists* Geralt: Y O U S O N O F A B I T C H, I ‘ M I N 👉🏻
@scuffygameplay 4 жыл бұрын
Two references in one comment. Perfection.
@brooksy6938 4 жыл бұрын
Love this. Honestly my 2 favourite shows atm
@mistamemewide 4 жыл бұрын
Ciri: *_exists_* Geralt: “...fuck.”
@qas3846 4 жыл бұрын
rick and morty reference in the Witcher video... what more could I ask for
@michaeltobar9968 4 жыл бұрын
Love this one
@GreySeren 4 жыл бұрын
Jaskier: How’s my singing? Geralt: It’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling. Jaskier: *Surprise Pikachu face*
@jasonv2374 4 жыл бұрын
Grey Seren YOU NEED A NAP!
@ggt47 4 жыл бұрын
I read that comment as it came on.
@ThePirateWoman 4 жыл бұрын
In Polish the bit about pie is a bit different, Geralt says "It's like ordering pierogi and finding they have no filling" and I honestly think it's much better :D
@mq5731 4 жыл бұрын
r/MurderedWithWords
@enazmisey5963 4 жыл бұрын
“So what’re you looking for?” “Blessed silence” “... Yeah I don’t really go in for that”
@rebeccamount50 4 жыл бұрын
1:15 Geralt: "Excuse me, I have to go save my idiot."
@andresgonzalez887 4 жыл бұрын
those are great, but my favorite is: - Random prince to yennefer: mylady i dont want to degrade yor honor - Jaskier: That ship has sailed, wrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean (Geralt hits Jaskier) - Jaskier: Oww
@Mike.Ivory.Music7 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, best one!
@ameliagrein5070 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! He says it so confidently too 😂
@johnnyjoestar2448 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mike.Ivory.Music7 in which episode did that happen again?
@Alex-dn5ns 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyjoestar2448 Episode 6, with the dragons. And that guy wasn't a prince, but a knight.
@Mike.Ivory.Music7 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyjoestar2448 yeah ep 6 when they're around the campfire
@Prince_Aeruginosa 4 жыл бұрын
Jaskier: do you let strangers rub your bottom usually? Geralt: *looks at him murderously* Jaskier: that’s what I thought
@robcampion9917 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there is many volunteers.
@SkySilverFire 4 жыл бұрын
The line that launched a thousand fanfics...
@mikeymikey4186 4 жыл бұрын
"lovely bottom"
@thatoneisabelle6594 4 жыл бұрын
I'll....um... >_>.. nevermind.
@apotatowearingplaid8968 4 жыл бұрын
Excuse me but I believe he said “lovely bottom” 😂
@harryrees627 4 жыл бұрын
“3 minutes and 36 minutes” Ah yes, the *mathematician*
@CrimsonLadyVT 2 жыл бұрын
This is what friendship is. Roasting each other but you both know y'all love each other no matter what shit you go through 🤣💕💕💕 ahhh so pure. We all need a friend like Jaskier.
@Tata-yo5ks 4 жыл бұрын
“YOU NEED A NAP” the best line in this the whole season
@katalysis 4 жыл бұрын
"Let me be candid. You are a... first draft of what nature intended, yes?"
@maximelepage7664 4 жыл бұрын
"there I go again just delivering... Exposition"
4 жыл бұрын
“I brought you Apple Juice.”
@Iantorchwood94 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you perhaps short of a marble ?" Is not far behind 😂😂😂
@neon_mayhem4995 4 жыл бұрын
“Hmm” is obviously the best line
@cussundriakneal9904 4 жыл бұрын
I am never, ever, as long as i live, am going to get over the fact, that Jaskier, a humble bard, told Getalt of Rivia, the Butcher of Blavika, the White Wolf, that he needed a *nap.* Like he was some out of line fiver year old throwing a hissy fit.
@bloodysparkles5372 4 жыл бұрын
@@jazzycat8917 does geralt know this about jaskier?
@tnecniw 4 жыл бұрын
@@bloodysparkles5372 in the show? Probably not. By now in the games? Yes.
@furioussherman7265 4 жыл бұрын
In all honesty, only Jaskier could get away with it. After all, he's the guy responsible for Geralt being known as "The White Wolf" in the first place.
@Ozzieapologist 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, by that point he knows Geralt enough to know that the worst he will do in such a situation is roll his eyes
@bellegriffiths5866 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Geralt did need a nap
@reeceytaylor 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes "three minutes and thirty six minutes"
@amogus-bk4qn 2 жыл бұрын
Lol i just noticed
@Avis0123 2 жыл бұрын
2:35 "I'm not your friend." - Top 10 anime betrayals
@unoriginal1562 4 жыл бұрын
“Did you sing to her before she left?” “I did actually... what are you implying?”
@ToxicSkull0 4 жыл бұрын
Man i love pies with no filling
@andreahardin7521 4 жыл бұрын
@@ToxicSkull0 yEeEE
@bronnoftheblackwater6531 4 жыл бұрын
“Three minutes and thirty six minutes”😂😂
@casualfilth2241 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I would understand 36 little minutes he even skipped that😁
@hidan407 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@Plight_ 4 жыл бұрын
Best click bait
@Anicius_ 4 жыл бұрын
bEsT cLiCk bAiT dumbfk you can see video duration before clicking
@MetalCharlo 4 жыл бұрын
We have entered the comedy area even further
@RainbowEssence-c3w 2 жыл бұрын
Geralt: "I'm not your friend." Jaskier: "Oh really, do you usually let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?" Holy shit wtf lol, seems like that's more than just friends! XD
@patriciakarenlo 2 жыл бұрын
now.. I NEED A CRACK VID OF THE WITCHER SEASON 2
@satorugojo9551 4 жыл бұрын
Jaskier is the most unconvincing straight guy I’ve ever seen lol
@brentsmith703 4 жыл бұрын
He's a bard, he's "eccentric"
@raymondhuynh7415 4 жыл бұрын
I read that in other people's interpretations of him you can say, that he falls in love very easily and gives a lot of love and affection towards his lovers, But he can only love so much and it will usually end in a week haha.
@renskedunnewold1995 4 жыл бұрын
I am 100% convinced he's bi
@nachoolo 4 жыл бұрын
@@renskedunnewold1995 I'm half convinced that he had sex with Elihal (or at least some flirting)
@GaldirEonai 4 жыл бұрын
He's a bard. All bards are pansexual. It's a rule, look it up.
@forodinssake9570 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Jaskier is usually calm and cowardly, but when someone insult his art he goes mad
@mariavictoriaaulicino9615 4 жыл бұрын
For Odin's Sake And then he tries to insult that person... and we remember who he is again. I mean: “YOU ... NEED A N A P!!” Really jaskier??
@okaywhat8233 4 жыл бұрын
"Calm"
@forodinssake9570 4 жыл бұрын
@@apoliolio4568 well all artist are mad when you insult their art, they Just dont say it
@apoliolio4568 4 жыл бұрын
@@forodinssake9570 i know, i am one
@jk_d7837 2 жыл бұрын
2:03 This scene will never not make me laugh lmaoo
@thematriarch1473 2 жыл бұрын
I fuckin SNORT everytime
@aderurururururu 2 жыл бұрын
*a tiny littlest danger appear* jaskier : “GERALTT”
@francescawilliams8177 4 жыл бұрын
Jaskiers "Geralt!" is the equivalent of Arthur Pedragon's "Merliiiin!"
@saff9498 4 жыл бұрын
omg i love comedic duos
@Bringm3hop3 4 жыл бұрын
Someone else that sees the parallels
@TheTaylorham95 4 жыл бұрын
I've been rewatching Merlin and I love this comparison. 😂
@aspennicole1078 4 жыл бұрын
Francesca Williams omg yes 🤣🤣🤣
@Hana-yu1fj 4 жыл бұрын
onhmygod i can hear it
@tetrobro5182 4 жыл бұрын
Me: “I’m not really interested in The Witcher.” Me: *watches this video* Me: “I am very interested in The Witcher.”
@xxsirinxx6791 4 жыл бұрын
Thats me.
@belenbarria568 4 жыл бұрын
I watched because of this, it did not dissapoint
@FusseIkuchen 4 жыл бұрын
me too
@Omborhan 4 жыл бұрын
Ye should play the game mate, the witcher is pretty good for ye
@mobeenkhan824 4 жыл бұрын
Tetro Bro The witches games are better.
@tyborbat 2 жыл бұрын
Okay so I'm rewatching this because i watched season 2 and i noticed that Cavill got a better wig in the second season because the white hair doesn't look that fake anymore
@MisterK9739 2 жыл бұрын
Literally everything is better in the second season. Including Jaskiers character, jokes and one liners.
@CherryBlossom3x3 2 жыл бұрын
But his eyes look worse. Omg those contacts are awful. And his shitty ab armor.
@aliciaborth3016 2 жыл бұрын
Henry said the crew member worked very hard on the wig to keep improving it, even taking it home.
@bnplayii8923 2 жыл бұрын
@@MisterK9739 and the wrinkly testicle armor is gone too.
@saltytoast6669 2 жыл бұрын
@@MisterK9739 except for the dialog, plot, music, characters, fight scenes etc
@eyl0rien61 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't tell me you need another poem for a noonwraith..." 😆 "I should get Geralt. On the other hand... I've never ploughed a succubus" 🤣
@ghostqpid3079 4 жыл бұрын
"It's onions" Geralt is Shrek confirmed
@fira_crescent5632 4 жыл бұрын
Now that you mention it. Donkey likes to sing too and annoy Sherk😂😂😂
@BababooeyGooey 4 жыл бұрын
You know it's funny, I think the KZfaqr Super Bunny Hop likens the Witcher (the games at least) more along the lines of Shrek, since when they portray classical fairytale/fantasy tropes, it's in a very spoofy and irreverent way.
@aerth925 4 жыл бұрын
They act like a married couple sometimes its funny. 🤣
@aristidess1190 4 жыл бұрын
They act more like shrek and donkey
@Cj-xt6tv 4 жыл бұрын
DoNkEy
@mice6545 4 жыл бұрын
*GET OUT OF MY SWAMP*
@doctorboom8282 4 жыл бұрын
Except that here, shrek is a sexy white hair dude and donkey is still donkey but in human form
@thegoodwin 4 жыл бұрын
The Shreker
@emiliepond2395 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the title says “three minutes and thirty six minutes” really adds to the chaotic vibes I came for
@dorkmax7073 4 жыл бұрын
Geralt: I won't get involved in the petty squabbles of men Jaskier: Yeah, except you actually do. *Alot.* Jaskier with a casual roast
@sfxccentric 4 жыл бұрын
This show is just Henry Cavill's excuse to do a Batman voice after getting cast as Superman.
@CrowofYharnam 4 жыл бұрын
You're really obsessed with batman if you think a gruff manly voice is a "batman voice" cringe...
@CrowofYharnam 4 жыл бұрын
I guess snake is got a "batman voice" too can't be he's got a gruff manly voice it's obviously related to batman 😑
@CrowofYharnam 4 жыл бұрын
Cringe...
@sfxccentric 4 жыл бұрын
It's a joke. The fact that you're taking it so very seriously is cringier than anything I posted above
@CrowofYharnam 4 жыл бұрын
@@sfxccentric ah yes the cheap scape goat to avoid any criticism "it's just a joke LOL it doesn't matter if it has no punchline and isn't funny it's a JOKE" No. It's an excuse for your idiocy... 😑
@Nnja3dr 2 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for your edit of S2. This too had less interactions this time but they were iconic as usual😂
@Skyrain315 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who is not a native English speaker, I assume that the word "geralt" is a synonym to "help". Am I right?
@Vedhon 4 жыл бұрын
lol i was like what but then i just got reminded of jaskier saying geralt instead of help or something eles
@u5035 4 жыл бұрын
No Geralt is the lead guys (in the witcher) name in the video.
@lilacpen8678 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, that's correct.
@ganicaelena-anca9479 3 жыл бұрын
@@u5035 you my guy didn't got the joke
@heidihecht5951 3 жыл бұрын
If you are speaking Jaskier's native language, then yes.
@khfan4life365 4 жыл бұрын
“What are we looking for again?” “Blessed silence.”
@rhondaarnesen6684 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@everyotter9331 4 жыл бұрын
Missed the best part "hmmm don't really go in for that." Like it was a weird kink.
@heartmsp8354 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@akiramakara2062 4 жыл бұрын
I just like the small canon fact that Jaskier has touched the butt and lived to tell about it.
@RedBonkleMan8534 4 жыл бұрын
‘Tis an honor.
@denizagca4186 4 жыл бұрын
Not even renfri managed that
@Couldbedumber 3 жыл бұрын
Ilovesuperman jaskier slapping geralt’s ass: “this bad boy can hold so much trauma in him”
@RatchetandSly 3 жыл бұрын
Geralt wouldn't kill someone for smacking his ass. He would, at worst, give them a stern talking to.
@irisleisanchez5880 2 жыл бұрын
“YOU .. need a NAP” 😭 I CAN’T
@teamfucksleepx6657 2 жыл бұрын
I really missed their harmony in the second season
@km.3836 4 жыл бұрын
“Jaskier, you’re okay.” THE WAY HE SAYS IT WITH THAT TINY SMILE ON HIS FACE IS SO PRECIOUS😭😍
@Kindred... 4 жыл бұрын
He is so f*ckin precious when he smile 😍
@DytoxPrime 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@km.3836 4 жыл бұрын
Rasputin 0:20
@katienichole6905 4 жыл бұрын
Jaskier is that meme where a Twink lays on the floor, entranced, while a hot muscular man explains something
@greenlanternhaljordan4974 4 жыл бұрын
Katie Nichole lmao what’s the meme called
@janedoe2784 4 жыл бұрын
Twink gonna pounce I think
@alexcap5748 4 жыл бұрын
Twink boutta pounce
@lalalucy9497 4 жыл бұрын
Sarah The e-Jihadist we don’t need that homophobia here madam
@RivkahSong 4 жыл бұрын
@@lalalucy9497 Just report them for hate speech. Hopefully if they get enough reports KZfaq will actually get off their ass and do something about it.
@dalaughinglords7602 2 жыл бұрын
The Wii music in the background just adds to the effect
@way2dead4u 2 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite tropes is the aloof doesn't care type says something and the other more eccentric character being like "oh we are SO having this conversation!" and they do it perfectly
@reverie5760 4 жыл бұрын
this is literally dnd. you're a level 10 whatever fighter class, carrying your noob lvl 1 bard friend's ass around, ruining the dm's plans by meandering aimlessly and bickering, while somehow getting the main quest done is the dumbest fashion possible.
@emitrelevart4330 4 жыл бұрын
Unhallowed I play a bard... he just wants sex with anyone.. and he loves clothes, including dresses (to the point of asking an evil princess, in the middle of a battle, where she got hers) as he’s an actor (good clothing is very important!), and recently tried to separate from the party, whilst in hell, to go to a spa they learned about. He wasn’t allowed. Most recently, he face planted into a stained glass window found in a scab like citadel in hell, and licked it... my bard is unusual.
@reverie5760 4 жыл бұрын
@@emitrelevart4330 I... I... .... Oh....KAY! um.. interesting, I must say lol
@seraphinaalderlead5089 4 жыл бұрын
Aka MOST FUN GAEM EVAR!!1one!
@reverie5760 4 жыл бұрын
@@seraphinaalderlead5089 agre
@dragonarchive7443 4 жыл бұрын
In case you're curious, there is actually a Geralt Of Rivia build for D&D kzfaq.info/get/bejne/a82VpcyJm7THfn0.html
@ST0AT 4 жыл бұрын
Geralt: >:I Jaskier: :D Geralt: >:[
@vito8870 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminds me of my relationship with my brother
@kurobukorera9056 4 жыл бұрын
Vito who is your brother and who are you
@vito8870 4 жыл бұрын
@@kurobukorera9056 Well, I'm Vito and my brother is Rafael
@kurobukorera9056 4 жыл бұрын
Vito i meant who are you of the two characters in the witcher
@vito8870 4 жыл бұрын
@@kurobukorera9056 oh LOL, sorry, my brother is Jaskier and I'm Geralt, he's like "sunshine and rainbows" and I always get pissed
@umbertomantoni 4 жыл бұрын
me, thinking about getting back with my toxic ex. my friend: 1:27
@PacificBish 2 жыл бұрын
2:35 - 2:45 THIS CRACKED ME UP OMG
@mable3384 4 жыл бұрын
Jaskier is that kid in high school who’s in theater, who you KNOW is gay.
@julesmasseffectmusic 4 жыл бұрын
The disappointment on their face when they "come out" after high school is priceless. My mate was Jason. I said no shit, did you not notice the size of the tits of the girls you "dated", worst over compensation ever.
@OceanDream9 4 жыл бұрын
He exudes chaotic bi energy.
@mable3384 4 жыл бұрын
OceanDream9 yes
@JohnyScissors 4 жыл бұрын
Nah he totally bangs anyone with a pulse
@joeblast8004 4 жыл бұрын
@@julesmasseffectmusic I never even noticed that. Closet homosexuals dating chicks with big tits to blend in.
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