I got a new console this holiday! It's not the one you're thinking of, but I didn't have to worry about scalpers!
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@rerez3 жыл бұрын
Oh... this console looks bad...
@tylern64203 жыл бұрын
Oh lol I was the one who linked to you
@Darklordjadow13 жыл бұрын
I am so flattered and honored that you watched my video! Thank you! I only recently started watching your channel, but I love your console and game reviews!
@Feltzer3423 жыл бұрын
@@Darklordjadow1 I love his stuff, too; he plays those crappy consoles while sacrificing his sanity. You do too, but with (not always, but a good majority) bad games, and I honor anyone who can do that.
@HeroTubeHD3 жыл бұрын
You brought me here.
@TheJ135793 жыл бұрын
You're being generous by calling this a console.
@jesuswept89923 жыл бұрын
No doubt not the first time jadow has strained his wrists in the presence of that Krystal waifu poster.
@JamesTobiasStewart3 жыл бұрын
You know a console is gonna be great when no one has ever heard of it and the game are just preloaded plug and play style.
@megatron67133 жыл бұрын
You know what sucks too??? Is that sort of thing could be pretty cool as a budget system sort of thing if....... A: they didn't try to pretend that they were the systems they were aping/didn't try to trick people by making them sound similar or be visually similar........ B: they charged a reasonable amount for the systems like make them very cheap, C: the games had a lot of effort put into them to make them original, fun, well made and responsive control wise........had games that didn't look like they were made in 12 seconds....... C: they had the system come with a bunch of original cool games, not like they all have to be dark souls quality but yeah, but also had other games that maybe had way more time and effort put into them as single releases for the console that would make it more of a legit console......... Its a shame cause it's kind of a neat idea.......I've always liked the idea of a cheap but fun and cool little self contained system you know?
@foxtailzerda91083 жыл бұрын
11:55 They ripped off a Flash game called Bloxorz. That level even has the same layout as Bloxorz's second level!
@trobert123 жыл бұрын
Glad someone said it
@ryanhutchinson44673 жыл бұрын
I forgot the name of it, but I knew I recognized that game.
@Pc_98_Fan3 жыл бұрын
Find out about that makes me say _"oh... The irony"_
@DmitriLeon20003 жыл бұрын
@@trobert12 I said.
@KimonoFlareonGX3 жыл бұрын
Oh, goody. More Wii knockoffs. I’m also here to prevent “first” for once.
@VectorLogic3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it shoulda been called the "WHAT!?"
@AssHungryDecepticon3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, nice one
@1ol0003 жыл бұрын
Nice
@JudgeBane3 жыл бұрын
Or the WHY?
@Real1Gaming3 жыл бұрын
The Wii, The Woo, next gen is The Waa
@MrRuano8253 жыл бұрын
That'd be a perfect name for a Warioware console
@robertanderson94473 жыл бұрын
The creepy thing about these knockoff consoles is that so many of them are connected. They'll have the exact same games as each other, usually with a copyright on the title screen that's just a bunch of random letters and numbers. Is it the same people nearly every time, or are multiple people stealing each other's crappy games endlessly, who knows.
@andhieyusuf70083 жыл бұрын
Maybe these games are available as some sort of pre-made development kit for console manufacturers to serve as demo. I'm curious to know how the programmers and artists of these game would react or comment to their games being meme'd by Western reviewers.
@elkinnortlee34973 жыл бұрын
@@andhieyusuf7008 with most of these games are quite literally bootlegs that you find at sone shady 3rd party websites, I'm pretty sure it's not a suprise anymore
@jordanzinser82483 жыл бұрын
Well they probably don't actually expect anyone to steal them. Best way to keep your IP safe is to make it shitty
@Immortalshortie3 жыл бұрын
I remember when u first did the Spider-Man 3 wii review and I’m so glad your still active
@Darklordjadow13 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sticking around! Thrilled that I could help!
@jamesevans18973 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, been loving your random choices of reviews lately been a refreshing change of pace
@Darklordjadow13 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I really enjoy throwing some obscure shit in there every now and then, even though the mainstream stuff gets the views.
@magee_gameplay3 жыл бұрын
I had the woo back in 2010 and I'd play it with my friends whenever we got bored and all the other systems were being used. Long story short: we played every game and zuma was the one we sank like 10 hours into 😶
@Takimeko6 ай бұрын
Sounds about right. Zuma is peak video gaming.
@farcry223 Жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite videos on your channel
@rga16053 жыл бұрын
That Guitar Hero parody feels like one of those nightmares that you run but can't leave your spot
@veronicasilk84293 жыл бұрын
Always good to see reviews of knockoff consoles. It almost reminds me JonTron's "Plug & Play" video or Rerez.
@zyzzy-ko4ww3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Projared's presentation of the Intec Interact (which includes 40 games)! Sports games (8 in 1): Place Kick Soccer, Bowling, Tennis, Fishing, Ping-Pong, Golf, Baseball, TV Boxing Misc. games (32 in 1): Snake, Square, Diamond, Archery, Shudu, Fire Man, Lawn Purge, Zuma, Boxes World, Bee Fighting, Tank, Shooting Balloons, Pro Crack, Fish War, Aquamix, Duel Soccer, Maze Pac, Pets Crossing, Hammer, Rugged Hammer, Harry, Loop Legend, Fancy, Farm Keeper, Smart Bomber, Tiger Man, Golden Gate, Apex Gun, Pixie Princess Dandelion Of The Death Knell, Over Speed, Motor Storm, Highway Racing
@Shinigami-gm9mf3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite move in Boxing, the slap, and my favorite move in Bowling, Kendo.
@MegaAnimazing3 жыл бұрын
20:33 The name of the arcade game you're looking for is Tapper.
@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate3 жыл бұрын
That part with the "BRAIN CHALLENGE" game had me bursting into tears, and laughing my ass off. And with some of the mistakes and glitches that some of the games had, I really don't think they want anyone judging their own intelligence.
@WhatsSoFunnyAboutObusAmogus3 жыл бұрын
It'd be cool to see if you can snag any other bootleg consoles, the format of a compilation of you going through all of the games is great to see!
@Feltzer3423 жыл бұрын
The Woo? Gee, Nintendo must be running outta creative names for their consoles, these days.
@zyzzy-ko4ww3 жыл бұрын
If Nintendo had made this joke console, there would be no more Nintendo!
@Feltzer3423 жыл бұрын
@@zyzzy-ko4ww It'd be one of the worst consoles made by Nintendo, that's for sure, if they made it. Though, it isn't, so all's well.
@zyzzy-ko4ww3 жыл бұрын
@@Feltzer342 Speaking of lame consoles from Nintendo, the virtual boy (which is as phony as a three-dollar bill, hence the lowercase letters) is a blatant disgrace to Chinese knockoffs.
@hotboxent61203 жыл бұрын
Lol I just realized I watched almost all your vids keep it bro been here for years
@DmitriLeon20002 жыл бұрын
"Warehouse Keeper" is Sokoban. "Sub Warfare" is Depthcharge. "Bubble Destroyer" is Buster Bros./Pomping World/Pang.
@MegamanXfan21xx3 жыл бұрын
12:48 The green horned enemies are also stolen. They're the Nospike enemies from Commander Keen 6, but colored green (originally light blue). And you see how the foot further away from the screen are slightly off the ground? That's because instead of the ground being completely flat in the later Keen games, it's actually tilted toward the screen, allowing for some depth, so the positioning of the foot makes sense.
@elg80712 жыл бұрын
this is some good content you desserve more subs mister
@roadbreach3 жыл бұрын
I liked this, this was a nice change of pace.
@AssHungryDecepticon3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, it's the Pop Smoke game console.
@tuxysmagicaljukebox54313 жыл бұрын
I love Rerez's knock off console videos!
@jeremyallen4922 жыл бұрын
"My AI partners can't catch the ball to save their lives!" *Casually shows footage of one of them actually catching the baseball in the background*
@ryanhutchinson44673 жыл бұрын
5:06 I like how you don’t roll the bowling ball in this game, you throw it! Makes perfect sense! 🤣
@triplestar1003 жыл бұрын
here's something about "Hare Fight", the game ripping off Bubble-Bobble/Snow Bros/TumblePop/etc. with the Waddle-Dees... the main character sprite was ripped straight off from Capcom's "Don't Pull" the 3rd game in the "Three Wonders" anthology for arcade! just thought y'all liked to know! also, the game's name you were looking for "Beer Master"? it's "Tapper"... you're welcome, LOL!
@MidnightMedia-3 жыл бұрын
Oh god... is anyone else now picturing the rhyming in these other reviews?
@zimechopentagram3 жыл бұрын
Cool a console review, nice job dude
@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate3 жыл бұрын
lol, at 16:30 I like how rank is spelled "rnak." Props for great spelling and even greater gameplay!
@zonitoni44533 жыл бұрын
Underrated channel
@frenzyf0k1483 жыл бұрын
Awesome video, keep it up!
@yomo92873 жыл бұрын
you really remind me of angry videogame nerd, good review lmao
@monkaWGiga3 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyye a rerez reference. Nice viewing choice ;) Also is that the Ngamer No more heroes poster in the background because I still have that exact poster hung up myself from when they still ran (I miss Ngamer magazine). Surprised this game didn't do the timing meter thing over using the buttons but that's definitely a blessing for your wrists I think :P
@Darklordjadow13 жыл бұрын
I don't know where the poster came from; it's just literally the only good No More Heroes poster that I could find.
@JamesTobiasStewart3 жыл бұрын
Okay that ending got a laugh out of me, he's so happy to finally beat that stupid game.
@PrimeTF Жыл бұрын
I wasn't even paying attention to the console, I was more interested in his giant Krystal poster hanging on the wall.
@Darklordjadow1 Жыл бұрын
You should see the 30" Krystal Plush that's in my newer videos!
@elin1113 жыл бұрын
I had a PolyStation ages ago, it's exactly what it sounds like and it's utter crap.
@Darklordjadow13 жыл бұрын
I saw that on the Off Brands channel too. I take it that it's not worth checking out even for bile fascination?
@shocknova163 жыл бұрын
@@Darklordjadow1 Isn't that what videos are for?
@elin1113 жыл бұрын
If I recall correctly it was a bootleg NES on a plastic case shaped like a PS1.
@gamebreakers25353 жыл бұрын
@@Darklordjadow1 check out this channel called ashens, hes covered like a billion of these things and they're probably the worst gaming things imaginable
@zyzzy-ko4ww3 ай бұрын
At least it's not a Sega Genesis wannabe made by AtGames/LJN/whatever.
@NoteHeart58153 жыл бұрын
10:37 >Double notes >Both are hit by hitting left and right on the d-pad What is this, DDR on the Gameboy!?
@devonwilliams57383 жыл бұрын
They have Beatmania on Gameboy though.
@hylacinerea970 Жыл бұрын
someone in a Nintendo server I'm in sent a video of of a guy ordering a ps5 off wish, with a fake box and a woo in it. "wtf is an oom, or is it woo"
@Jaceblue043 жыл бұрын
"That second controller is as useless as a man's nipples." Actually, men can lactate (it's very rare, but it CAN happen), so that controller is is even MORE useless than a man's nipples.
@easymb30693 жыл бұрын
OMG you actually got the woo console
@AmishParadise273 жыл бұрын
New Darklordjadow1 video? Woo!
@tomekorzechowski58523 жыл бұрын
I thought he might rhyme at the end! Something like "I finally beat the game! Ain't that swell? As for The Woo... (looks at the console) i'll see you in hell!"
@canariautara42393 жыл бұрын
8:54 The cars from Frogger are from the GBA port of Midnight Club Street Racing.
@jonchilders73633 жыл бұрын
15:00 She's killing all the bees! She's killing all the bees! We don't know why, but she's killing all the bees!
@DinoDave1503 жыл бұрын
Bees. My god.
@rlenclub3 жыл бұрын
this guy looks like George Costanza and Frazier Crane at the same time
@tylerdoesstuff68343 жыл бұрын
I thought it'd be based off Pop Smoke with that name. Sadly it wasn't.
@tylern64203 жыл бұрын
Jadow, that top-down racing game actually had a technical fault, because the time moves thrice as fast than normal.
@elwoodjacobs43533 жыл бұрын
In case someone hasn't already said, the root beer game is a knockoff of an old arcade game by the name of Tapper, in which you serve beer to bar patrons.
@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate3 жыл бұрын
Though I'm pretty sure getting an actual beer is more enjoyable, lol.
@gamerzlog69633 жыл бұрын
I get it, because instead of whee! It's more of satirical woo.
@FreeNintendo213 жыл бұрын
This Wii knock off actually used menu sound effects from Mario Power Tennis. 😤
@rachelzhou15903 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that PS Vita knockoff that tried to pass itself off as a Switch.
@nysteponshi3 жыл бұрын
Grandma got me this for Xmas yea how do I tell her I don’t want it
@jordanzinser82483 жыл бұрын
Burn it on her lawn. Should do the trick
@ArcNeoMasato3 жыл бұрын
I just realized, this system is using the same games and menu system as a terrible Gameboy knockoff I looked at a while back! I feel like that makes the thing I looked at even worse, cause this at least.... ran the games. Somehow taking the motion controls away made the poor thing stutter like mad. lol
@leemcdonald13423 жыл бұрын
Oh, no, Rally is using the "Day for Night" feature that gets on the Cinema Snob's nerves!
@mrblackghost34383 жыл бұрын
I like the design of this ps5
@JoeyCrick3 жыл бұрын
Funny you should mention Rerez... definitely getting some Worst Ever vibes here. 😁 7:53 As someone who considers Guitar Hero 2 to be one of the best rhythm games ever made, this is just insulting. I find the D-pad assignments for the fret buttons VERY questionable (why not use Left for Green and Right for Blue?), as well as the note charting for the songs.
@tylern64203 жыл бұрын
Ikr But rerez quit several times and or didn't mention all games
@MixelsFan154417 ай бұрын
14:54 Who in the right mind would ever want to play an environmental destruction simulator? Who in the right mind would ever want to MAKE an environmental destruction simulator?
@TheRealCSH3 жыл бұрын
I think you should do a review of Charlie's Angels for the GameCube.
@unknown87_3 жыл бұрын
"Like, what the fuck is a Oom?!"
@PantyBandit3 жыл бұрын
Or is it a woo? I don’t want this shit! 😡
@Billinous3 жыл бұрын
I dunno, I appreciate their efforts to make this game library. There is heart that went to making this package
@Darklordjadow13 жыл бұрын
I will say the Woo has its charm; as opposed to the Polystation that I hear is just a crap NES emulator.
@megatron67132 жыл бұрын
Uhhhh ....no greed and laziness went into it.....no fucking clue where you're getting "Heart," from......gullible mark I guess
@reviewskingdom87793 жыл бұрын
Rolling box is literally just bloxzer, a game from cool math
@Man-Dtrading3 жыл бұрын
*WOO simulator ft. Pop gas and 808 Mellon💫*
@TeamCGS20053 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the Playstation 7. Just thought you'd like to know.
@_jackshiesty_26683 жыл бұрын
Looks better than the ps5 😤
@gabrielponce18693 ай бұрын
where would i be able to get a woo?
@DinoDave1503 жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear the word woo, I think of that one episode of Futurama where Bender was turned into a human and became morbidly obese and when he died from it the gas escaping his body sounded like woo.
@will-sj7bi3 жыл бұрын
Pop smoke a game W🙏🏾
@justmonotone81562 жыл бұрын
*takes notes*
@jessespringer77233 жыл бұрын
Bilba Fett is actually an art project made by someone not a bootleg
@jonchilders73633 жыл бұрын
I know this has nothing to do with the video, but have you played the Devil May Cry series?
@roadbreach3 жыл бұрын
I like how you yell "BITCH" really loud in Minibee.
@rault81403 жыл бұрын
Im here because of the guy who ordered a PS5 from wish
@lewisaino3 жыл бұрын
Styling and Profiling.
@thomasfields54362 жыл бұрын
I just realized something, the tennis game on this knock off stole sounds from Wii Sports (specifically from Wii Sports Tennis). I shouldn’t be surprised by this, since some pirated games steal stuff from tons of games all the time, but wow! I caught this months after I originally watched the video when it was first uploaded, by the way. I can’t believe it took me that long to notice that!
@MultiNacho83 жыл бұрын
Where can one obtain that Krystal poster? Asking for a friend.
@Darklordjadow13 жыл бұрын
Just search Star Fox Krystal on Ebay. The stuff all comes from China, so it'll take about a month to arrive. And technically it's a scroll.
@averagechadlegionary58243 жыл бұрын
Who would’ve ever guessed The Woo is a knockoff of The Wii.. 🤔
@KaoruMzk3 жыл бұрын
Man, did you heard that they found the lost ps1 port of Superman 64?
@DanielEastwood253 жыл бұрын
Hi DLJ! If you can, I'd love to see a review of transformers prime. Its on the Wii and Wii u, but I feel the Wii u version is the one you will enjoy more. It's effectively a transformers beat em up that is actually fun. It's no War for Cybertron or Devastation, but it's honestly a decent game. Would love to see a review of it
@zpbstudios95513 жыл бұрын
5:26 I have that Avengers Assemble poster!
@wee-ba-noob57403 жыл бұрын
The Wii at Home
@havokreaper64363 жыл бұрын
What in the ric flair tarnation
@ShaunTheCHB3 жыл бұрын
I had heard the legends but was never sure if they were actually true......now I know they were indeed true. The Woo......is a real legit thing. 0_0
@Darklordjadow13 жыл бұрын
Indeed the Woo is a real thing. Are you not a more fulfilled person having this knowledge?
@Logan_Zimmerman3 жыл бұрын
11:58 THATS BLOXORZ from cool math games.
@shcdemolisher3 жыл бұрын
An actual good game!
@tatendamuwori70983 жыл бұрын
Ps5 scam compilation bought me here
@playboyx54243 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂😂
@ryanhutchinson44673 жыл бұрын
20:33 I believe the name of the game you’re thinking of is Tapper.
@Takimeko3 жыл бұрын
That shark in the shitty Columns game was turning gems into black pieces.
@zanon__3 жыл бұрын
Is this a Ric Flair tribute console?
@anwr46002 жыл бұрын
I just got this from Goodwill in box sealed for 7.99
@maxwellkowal30653 жыл бұрын
02:55 Also, why did they make the opponent a baby? That's a bit strange
@what0831itj4 ай бұрын
25:30 - Accidental Yu-Gi-Oh reference incoming...
@Graytail3 жыл бұрын
20:40 its Tapper. 23:05 Whee its Pang!
@MikkoSimila3 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny critic.
@DMSwordsmaster3 жыл бұрын
Not sure if it's mentioned in the vid because I'm only halfway, but this thing is basically just one of millions of Chinese knockoff consoles. There are hundreds of these piles of shit, constantly spammed out to make profit off stupid old people who can barely read. They generally boast having hundreds of games (which are usually clones), consoles can have the same games across multiple different names, and it's all around just a shit show. As to why they get away with it and having so many stolen assets, it's China. That's literally all I need to say. 17:30 - So the bad game total so far is Shadow Bonnie.
@zyzzy-ko4ww3 жыл бұрын
At least this isn't Family Party 35 Barely Playable Joke Games.
@munchmandrifta3 жыл бұрын
Okay so when I was in school back in the dark ages, I mean the 90's, there was this doctor game I played, and so a few years ago, I was like, "Hmmm, I remember there was this game where you entered the body and went around killing viruses and shit, I wanna see if I can find it", I googled and googled all the terms you can imagine and NOTHING!!! Then you mention it offhand and show a short clip and I'm like OH FUCK THAT'S THE GAME!!! So Darklordjadow1, I thank thee heartily. Now to see if I can find the 3D Body Adventures download somewhere online.
@Darklordjadow13 жыл бұрын
Happy to be of assistance. I still have my copy of 3D Body Adventure from when I was a kid. Got it as a box set with 3D Dinosaur Adventure, Undersea Adventure, and Aviation Adventure. Dinosaur and Undersea have similar games (rescuing specific dinosaurs and a deepsea treasure hunt) but Aviation Adventure had a 2D Paper Airplane game instead. I recently bought Space Adventure, but it seems to be much older and mainly an encyclopedia from what I've been able to get working on it.
@munchmandrifta3 жыл бұрын
@@Darklordjadow1 I had just this and Where in the World is Carmen Sandiago. When I was in early early primary school we had a C64 hooked up in our classroom and we had this game where you were on a desert island, another game I've looked for with no success. In high School we switched up the ciriculum though, when one of the students backdoor installed Doom on the Off-side Library computer room, we'd sneak in at Lunch time and play LAN Doom till the librarian would catch us and have to go out and do productive things... like Play Magic the Gathering. 3D Body Adventures taught me how to repair bodies... Doom taught me how to tear them apart with a CHAINSAW!!!
@Bakutalk3 жыл бұрын
This system is what would happen if Digital Homicide made a console 😜