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@Clembo2 жыл бұрын
This is how 90% of building societies try to sell you a mortgage.
@paulcunnane42 жыл бұрын
Great comment.
@Juliancasabigchungus2 жыл бұрын
HA
@TheOldBlackShuckyDog2 жыл бұрын
That’s true 😂
@Nergal_Slayer2 жыл бұрын
The truth, ladies and gentlemen
@unknown_user84492 жыл бұрын
BRUHHH
@abbaszaidi83716 жыл бұрын
First class. That was liquid poetry
@willandboy6 жыл бұрын
He is, of course, satirising the patronising attitude of the middle classes.
@danhughes70476 жыл бұрын
No, not first class, working class
@jeremyclarksonfragrance6 жыл бұрын
it was textbook
@marcusorangeboomivnone74906 жыл бұрын
Liquid poetry? It was definitely fluid of some sort.
@MonkeyHunch16 жыл бұрын
clarkson used that line on the latest grand tour episode lol
@anjkhar60646 жыл бұрын
Alan is now the Guardian's official correspondent on 'The North'
@Bud1UK6 жыл бұрын
You've misspelled "T'North" there mate.
@coldworld56 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that just cracked me up
@Thisisahandle7016 жыл бұрын
*North east
@MrRuss815 жыл бұрын
fujigerry that’s the joke 🤨
@robsmith75675 жыл бұрын
If only. The Guardian exclusively hires ivory Tower intellectuals from Oxbridge.
@DavidThomas-ku7ls6 жыл бұрын
I love how the poem highlights how the middle class fake feelings of sentimentality for the working class when, in reality, they actually fear and loathe them
@matthewcoombs32826 жыл бұрын
David Thomas agreed. Post Brexit hysteria shows. This the northern working class were blamed for Brexit. Called thick racists. When in fact Home Counties Tories were big supporters of leaving the EU. The working class English the least empowered people get the blame for the mess created by others.
6 жыл бұрын
Fucking moron.
@imnotgayyy84896 жыл бұрын
David Thomas I one pleasureed me self over a pic of liam Gallagher
@gladifly6 жыл бұрын
Seán O'Nilbud Not an argument.
@DavidThomas-ku7ls6 жыл бұрын
THE ROCK JOHNSON Cheers, buddy
@filmsbyEthan6 жыл бұрын
is no one seeing that this is a parody of the nationwide adverts tho? can’t deny it’s pretty good though
@chesterdonnelly12123 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice that. Well spotted.
@jonher36053 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, got me a little emotional. Kind of embarrassing, really.
@yeetwchybaban3 жыл бұрын
lool
@bobbob93643 жыл бұрын
No I can’t see that ,sorry,ps I really hate the nationwide adverts
@715michala3 жыл бұрын
Its a shite life, but someone has to live it!! Lol
@josephhalpin38936 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite Nationwide advert
@o5h1233 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing I’ve read on KZfaq in years
@moonbug72522 жыл бұрын
God I hate those ads
@TheJohnnycreep3 жыл бұрын
The way he is moved by his own poetry
@Pooknottin3 жыл бұрын
Very nicely done. I love the way he's captured the condesending, yet fearful view the 'middle class' has of the poor.
@TrueGritProductions2 жыл бұрын
Middle Class? You don't get Alan Partridge. No man with a 5 bedroom detached house and private stream is middle class, in the UK
@stevenc6969 Жыл бұрын
How Guardian readers view the working class.
@Pooknottin Жыл бұрын
@@TrueGritProductions The 'middle-class' are an interest group, or subculture, not a social class imo. Besides, wealth does not in itsself define social class. It doesn't matter how many cars you own, or how much you have in the bank, that doesn't make you even gentry.
@vornamenachname594 Жыл бұрын
@@Pooknottin the "middle class" is exactly a wealth and mode-of-work defining expression.
@Pooknottin Жыл бұрын
@@vornamenachname594 Your definition is arbitrary. The concept of a middle class actually has its origins in early Victorian France. The 'culture of the living room'. A subculture of snobbish commoners who gave undue importance to the collection of tasteless frippery. So, not much has changed. There is no 'middle class', unless you define it as a social interest group, or subculture.
@neilsharpson9962 жыл бұрын
It's the little nervous perimeter check he does before turning around at the end. Such a wonderful little touch.
@monsieurcondottiero26852 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the whole vid 😆 like he lost himself for a second in his own poem
@cautionTosser2 жыл бұрын
in my mind, barely audible, he says, "stay close" to the cameraman as he turns. :D
@eyeballtickler Жыл бұрын
I think it's a little nod to how PMs are when they announce something outside no10. The look, the papers clutched to chest. So spot on.
@tsuba143 жыл бұрын
love how he said CP30 (instead C3PO)
@monsieurcondottiero26852 жыл бұрын
he’s not even an alien lol
@YouOpaOpa2 жыл бұрын
@@monsieurcondottiero2685 Isn't he? I mean he was created outside of our planet.
@emmacook1122 жыл бұрын
In This Time he says ‘clantily scad’ 😂
@jackbauer47622 жыл бұрын
@@YouOpaOpa a alien has to be an organism. Would you consider a pen assembled in space to be an alien
@YouOpaOpa2 жыл бұрын
@@jackbauer4762. Don’t we say “alien spacecraft”, or “alien ships”? “Alien weaponry”? I’d say “alien robot” as well.
@alexhenshaw86926 жыл бұрын
It's more of a criticism of middle class stereotypes of the working class
@YourLocalGP6 жыл бұрын
Alex Henshaw I saw it as an honest and exhaustive list of exactly the components that make up working class life
@rkent066 жыл бұрын
Can’t work out if you’re the sort of idiot who thinks no one else gets it, or are double bluffing me.
@YourLocalGP6 жыл бұрын
rkent06 latter
@YourLocalGP6 жыл бұрын
rkent06 I think
@ryanpudlowski57776 жыл бұрын
Your dumb, it's a poem
@Speedy-pf5tm6 жыл бұрын
Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke
@stoneryoda93776 жыл бұрын
Speedy 78 dont shine that torch in my face mate , u just lost a point of blood
@sturycroft3 жыл бұрын
@Speedy78 you couldn’t present a 🐈
@davesmith-rs1yo3 жыл бұрын
As a builder for the last 30 years most of my clients are middle class and I can now truly say the do not like working class folk. They really do think their better. How do I know? Because they get a bit loose with the chitchat after a time...
@MilloSpiegel2 жыл бұрын
Nothing gets people talking like a feeling of familiarity. Of course the middle class is afraid of the lower class. They, are what the Middle class is afraid to become. No one is more hateful of the workers then someone who thinks they made it themselves.
@nkenchington65752 жыл бұрын
they're, oik
@ErokLobotomist2 жыл бұрын
I had a guy mistake me for one of his type one time. Started complaining about having to contribute to the School Lunch program because he didn't want to, "Pay for poor kids food". Talked about how disappointed that the kids from the poor neighbourhood went to the same school as his kids. Real Scuzzy experience.
@danhagerdanhager2 жыл бұрын
They're just frightened, because (scientific fact) middle-class men have no testicles. I bet they start nervously calling you "mate" and referring to "Manchester Rovers" and "Liverpool United".
@MilloSpiegel2 жыл бұрын
@@danhagerdanhager they are a bunch of gammons. Pink, salty and fat
@MoogleSan5 жыл бұрын
This is Coogan at his finest. Walking a fine line between sincerity and satire.
@Deedee-ee1sg3 жыл бұрын
We always knew Alan Partridge was a brilliant chat show host and NOW we see he is an extraordinary poet TOO. Is there no end to his genius?!
@mikeoglen68483 жыл бұрын
We need someone like him in politics...
@stijnvandamme763 жыл бұрын
@@mikeoglen6848 What, you mean you want him to be come a bell end? I Don't think that's what deedee meant with "is there no end to his genius"
@pofict3 жыл бұрын
Alan giving the timeless “you young people don’t get any closer or I’ll have to phone the authorities” look at 0:29 is spot on
@Sooka_Phatwon6 жыл бұрын
A man at the gate, business like, his foot impaled upon a spike!
@mattgarbutt2543 жыл бұрын
10 on 10
@unklemunky89922 жыл бұрын
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
@user-fv7jb1bd3s2 жыл бұрын
A spaaaaaaaaiiiiikeee
@gitsurfer27 Жыл бұрын
"You know when you're just dry heaving and nothings coming up?"
@Burgmannn3 күн бұрын
🎳🙌
@user-tx5sw4hq1h2 жыл бұрын
If any partridge fans haven't listened to the oasthouse on audible it is honestly one of the best programs he's ever done
@ryemild1156 жыл бұрын
CP30
@dylantierney64076 жыл бұрын
Callum Gunn thank you
@heloevry1noketa.mineformetoday6 жыл бұрын
shitty drug
@taotoo26 жыл бұрын
Emphasize the P please
@davelocke6 жыл бұрын
Callum Gunn c P 3 0
@leej706 жыл бұрын
It's a Star Wars robot.
@SinaiFieldMission5 жыл бұрын
I love the earnest little “thank you” right at the end..
@Jackdaw56 жыл бұрын
Comments on Partridge videos can be divided into two types - the strange rants by Dossers and Dwads who think he's real, and the endless Partridge quotes by those who know he's not - Ooh, mince!
@melgrant74043 жыл бұрын
But all appreciate his comedy genius
@ImprovedTruth3 жыл бұрын
@Gaynor Lewis You feed beefburgers to swans
@joevines34282 жыл бұрын
No one thinks Alan Partridge is a real person 😂
@hufclufc2 жыл бұрын
Nobody thinks he's real - so there's only one category. This country.
@raminybhatti57402 жыл бұрын
Ooh, Camp David.
@DrWongburger2 жыл бұрын
The way he did that, 'certain swagger' Crip walk had me out for the count.
@animalunaris2 жыл бұрын
That’s the Manc swagger
@satchelyork2 жыл бұрын
Lol you calling it a Crip walk 🤣🤣🤣
@-PaulT-6 жыл бұрын
In three minutes time, we'll be taking to Norfolk's youngest butcher...
@pakora813 жыл бұрын
It started with a kiss...
@greenwoodorganics46815 жыл бұрын
Filming location was the Rochdale canal between Oxford Road and Castlefield, Manchester.
@davidjames5795 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Alan ventured that far North. Bet he had to have a bath afterwards.
@robd3993 жыл бұрын
Cotton and guns
@anthonykelly16493 жыл бұрын
here is me thinking it was close to Windsor Castle
@TheMijman3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I thought it was
@geoffrey10013 жыл бұрын
Thanks for identifying it! Thought it looked familiar!
@marcusorangeboomivnone74906 жыл бұрын
Alan Partridge... A rose among thorns - a pearl before swine a langoustine amongst prawns.
@benmadi3 жыл бұрын
i see he's wearing sensible plimsoles with grip, those canal ambles can be treacherous if not properly attired.
@karenpearson69913 жыл бұрын
Eee, thanks Alan mate, it's good ter see someone standin up for us working folks. None of them posh lot. And yer reminded us- ah must go ter poundland fer a new dog rawp.
@dpbuff3 жыл бұрын
A touch of John Cooper Clark in his poetry
@zapkvr0101 Жыл бұрын
I didnt think so. John is much more percussive
@michaelarchangel1163 Жыл бұрын
@@zapkvr0101 And sincere. Coogan is more concerned about the rights of uninvited worldwide parasites than he is for aspirational Brits or ex servicemen sleeping in shop doorways.
@dillontaylor25693 жыл бұрын
I've smoked a joint in that exact location
@dansaunders16553 жыл бұрын
Fascinating
@paulmurray60713 жыл бұрын
Your really painting pictures in my minds eye lovely stuff
@THOMASCOLTON13 жыл бұрын
Winning at life
@johnw2183 жыл бұрын
It made me proud, proud to be working class ,you saying that
@blahasdirtysock36573 жыл бұрын
@@paulmurray6071 and not my words Lynn, but the words of Shakin Stevens
@pickledegg19896 жыл бұрын
If John Cooper Clarke was from Norwich...
@dfcvda6 жыл бұрын
or certainly North Norfolk..
@ChubbyChecker1826 жыл бұрын
Turkey Town (Bernard Matthews, etc)
@crh77426 жыл бұрын
Ha! I was thinking that myself.
@user-kz2sc9rx4d5 жыл бұрын
He has nothing on John
@markparkinson63785 жыл бұрын
It's either a great satire of modern news reporting, or a masterclass poem. I can't tell which.
@nigelcarren5 жыл бұрын
I was going to say something like, "My marriage fell apart after watching this" or "Back of the net" but instead I will just say this is beautiful. Not crying with laughter but crying with the sheer ruddy bloody sentiment of it all can only mean one thing: "I am Partridge"! Lynn... I've gone again.... Lynn... LYNN.... LYNN!!
@mrneutral84233 жыл бұрын
I love how wonderfully patronising this is, but he's the real deal from Manchester(ish).
@leeashford22593 жыл бұрын
David Cameron once said that Eton Rifles by the jam was one of his favourite songs when he was a public schoolboy!! This parody is akin to that
@iroscoe3 жыл бұрын
Bit rough round the edges but the working class are actually a smashing bunch of blokes .
@josephharley94483 жыл бұрын
can I just shock you. I love the working class
@callithowiseeit58062 жыл бұрын
“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth” - Oscar Wilde
@zapkvr0101 Жыл бұрын
Ah but what is truth?
@JackT133 жыл бұрын
When comedy and genuine poignancy meet, the stars align
@ThomasDoubting53 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly its multi layered
@cfytcf6 жыл бұрын
That poetry was like the dream of a shadow of hope's light... across my soul.
@turnip53593 жыл бұрын
Lol I was watching the Yorkshire Ripper programme on Netflix the other night and listening to the obviously upper-middle class reporter talk about a "hard-working (or was it respectable?) Working class girl" victim made me roll my eyes, those two statements are ALWAYS put together when mentioning working class, reminds me of this.
@ignoblesurfer62816 ай бұрын
Salt of the earth. Down to earth. Close-knit community.
@jamieirwin50826 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! Sadly there is plenty of poetry out there identical to this but with no irony involved!
@harveyholmes95333 жыл бұрын
@Pedro Abreu nah it’s a piss take out of peoples who’s only knowledge of the working class is stereotypes usually of them being dangerous but who still pretend to care about them
@MilloSpiegel2 жыл бұрын
@@harveyholmes9533 yeah, alot like noble savages. "Oh there hard work and piss poor working condition make them such tortured souls "
@mrmatthewmale58923 жыл бұрын
It's Owen Jones.
@Strykertattoo3 жыл бұрын
One of the best Sleaford mods covers ive heard
@johnmandragon48305 жыл бұрын
Thank you Alan. Thank you for everything.
@midnightmover23296 жыл бұрын
You’ve just got to love the Working Class,Bless ‘em!
@johnw2183 жыл бұрын
That was beautiful, and powerful, Alan mate.
@shanethrelfall4163 жыл бұрын
Alan Partridge is always gonna be my favourite character, Ahaaaaaaaa
@derfanddarf13 жыл бұрын
I love how the only actual alien he listed was ET
@monsieurcondottiero26852 жыл бұрын
“CP3O” was a nice touch 🤓
@doloresrio2 жыл бұрын
it's legit simile use tho, friend
@Matt-kq3ks3 жыл бұрын
He's finally done it....A Partridge among the pigeons!
@roryscottish80535 жыл бұрын
I am lower middle class. So the middle class see me as scum. While the working class see me as a ponce.
@robsmithracing3 жыл бұрын
Great banter, it really is.
@dirkdiggler41362 жыл бұрын
That was beautiful
@markfairman1623 жыл бұрын
"Dogs on ropes" 🤣
@Sameoldfitup3 жыл бұрын
“Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?”― Tennessee Williams.....
@JaffaCaik6 жыл бұрын
beautiful
@metromikey19853 жыл бұрын
Alan Partridge is my favourite character of all time. I'm sure I have seen everything he has ever done. But I seen something which I had never seen before and thought it was hilarious. The Day Today - The Office skit I know Coogan isn't playing partridge but is still one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Stops being funny when they get to the pig part.
@lew1152 жыл бұрын
You should check out "I'm Alan Partridge"......was a spoof documentary first aired in the 90s. You'd love it. Ahaha!
@hmq90522 жыл бұрын
Hello, I'm John, and I'd like a copy of the Daily Mail please"
@brendanmarks54856 жыл бұрын
Lovely stuff
@tonycavanagh19293 жыл бұрын
I used to cycle along there, when I lived in manc. Good times.
@stevendouglas38606 жыл бұрын
Very moving
@margoomahony95655 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@libbaT3 жыл бұрын
This poem had "a certun swaggah" abowt it.
@tedmcgee73632 жыл бұрын
It's a good satire. I hope to live to the day when concept of social class (working, middle) is itself: an irony and satire.
@MrKit198320093 жыл бұрын
Lovely stuff.
@arcticozzy7923 жыл бұрын
Amazing.
@jaycuthbert2453 жыл бұрын
"Ohhh wook, it's wayneee woooney! Top oneee!!!"
@user-fv7jb1bd3s2 жыл бұрын
MEGA
@Rossa44446 жыл бұрын
“CP30” i can almost hear a nerd fixing the bridge of his glasses with his index finger, preparing his tirade of matter of factness. Which is exactly what Steve would want
@themeg11456 жыл бұрын
I don’t Understand why people get upset when others get the names of star trek characters wrong.
@kubla98346 жыл бұрын
The Pondering it's because c3po is one of the most iconic movie characters
@geoffdillon46376 жыл бұрын
Stop getting Star Wars WRONG!!!
@sausagedog985 жыл бұрын
@@kubla9834 r/whoosh
@CrazyLinguiniLegs5 жыл бұрын
Well, how about that: _you_ managed to correct the error while displacing the nerdiness onto someone else. Well done, nerd!
@mh821006 жыл бұрын
That was as smooth as a nice fat shot of Director's bitter ..
@bensaunders84776 жыл бұрын
CP30, soccer, knuckle busters. Brilliant.
@edbarrett59953 жыл бұрын
Pitch perfect poetry from the Partridge.
@nicolaszancanaro57795 жыл бұрын
THIS Is guaranteed to raise the hair from my arms and to wet my eyes.
@carolineflanagan68554 жыл бұрын
bloody brilliant
@beef6336 жыл бұрын
Powerful.
@shimmanojoe22215 жыл бұрын
Don’t know what line was better “crisps for dinner a pint of best” or “giros,glue sniffing,dogs on ropes” 😂
@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp94772 жыл бұрын
Isn’t this the fella who had a breakdown in a hotel lobby in the 90’s with a kettle plug and shower mat?
@MS-il3ht2 жыл бұрын
You are the CEO? Pleased to meet you personally after so many years in business.
@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp94772 жыл бұрын
@@MS-il3ht Yes i am the CEO of this fine establishment, welcome to the directors board, I hope you will bring some fresh ideas on how we can sell our products because we’re not doing too well these days.
@MS-il3ht2 жыл бұрын
@@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp9477 But legit now, original meth is probably healthier than my generic ADHD meds. :)
@reloda3 жыл бұрын
That was classic and very thorough
@3ggg3343 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!
@marleywalker32842 жыл бұрын
I swear I walked over that bridge dam thing he was sitting on, on a bender about a year back that's gotta be manny right?
@harrywakefield85312 жыл бұрын
Yea Manchester somewhere along the canal, there’s a few of those lock gates tho so it might not have been the same one
@ChadEditorZ2 жыл бұрын
i thought it was camden
@satchelyork2 жыл бұрын
Did you do it with that certain swagger?
@TokioTE2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂 but in daylight for a work experience thing 10+ years ago
@patrickobrien76813 жыл бұрын
Lovely stuff - Shakin' Stevens
@ulvosstanya6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@guitarlover3023 жыл бұрын
He is just brilliant 👌👌
@manc78086 жыл бұрын
I know exactly where he was, theres a school for deaf offenders just yards from where he was stood at the end.
@gigixxx18366 жыл бұрын
Manc780 lmaoo deaf offenders... lul wtf
@MrSuperGriff6 жыл бұрын
That mean there will be noise or there won't be noise?
@BDaMonkey6 жыл бұрын
Yeah but are there Buck Rogers toilets there?
@kingshearer26 жыл бұрын
What the ear canal?
@EinkOLED5 жыл бұрын
A viewing glass for visitors with no telephone.
@j.clementec.m.15582 жыл бұрын
this englishman just dropped some mad bars
@thesouthernwoodsmanuk2163 жыл бұрын
fantastic
@sampearson2102 Жыл бұрын
This really was splendid and tremendous.
@gustavelofsson56116 жыл бұрын
This was quite beautiful.
@kdaz736 жыл бұрын
reminded me of Tennyson . Alan for poet laureate :)
@marcotee7093 жыл бұрын
Great banter!
@merseydave13 жыл бұрын
I love Steve Coogan as a performer and as a person ... Let Me Tell You, that's Alan Partridge the character but what he is saying is Steve Coogan's words !!!
@paulmurray60713 жыл бұрын
You made me stop in my tracks your very inspiring in a modest way
@frankryan25053 жыл бұрын
He's a smart bloke ..
@jeffstone21363 жыл бұрын
Lovely stuff. Not my words, Michael, the words of Shakin' Stevens.
@henrycastle13 жыл бұрын
That was great. Thank you
@dominickeefe24542 жыл бұрын
That sums it up
@KobraVR3 жыл бұрын
The more I watch of Coogan the more I like him, he is also looking more and more like Bond Villian Le Chiffre every day
@BobtheFishProductions6 жыл бұрын
A DAGGER
@bhew74096 жыл бұрын
best bit!
@phillhosking4 жыл бұрын
Lovely stuff..
@monkeymox25443 жыл бұрын
Its a bit scary how many people aren't getting the joke...
@karlosthejackel693 жыл бұрын
“Scary”
@SurprisinglyDeep2 жыл бұрын
A very well made parody of something is occasionally nearly indistinguishable from the real thing. Also he gave a very subdued and dead pan performance, so well done that sometimes people might not realise he's just acting at points
@user-fv7jb1bd3s2 жыл бұрын
OOO SCARY IRISH MENNN
@jamesfield16745 жыл бұрын
Damn powerful words my fwend
@ericbeaton72113 жыл бұрын
Brilliant punch line at the end.
@EpicWinz6 жыл бұрын
Butter my arse that was good!
@melgrant74043 жыл бұрын
Cook a cat
@bazzatheblue6 жыл бұрын
As Alan once said about something else "lovely stuff".
@boneykingofsomewhere6 жыл бұрын
that was a quote about Alan's Book "bouncing back" i cant remember what celebrity wrote it though lol
@bazzatheblue6 жыл бұрын
BlackHole-Hurricane you're right ,was it Gary Wilmot?
@danspitalnik6 жыл бұрын
It was Shakin' Stevens. lol
@bazzatheblue6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Spitalnik ahh it as Shakey was it.Good work.
@user-fv7jb1bd3s2 жыл бұрын
“Not my words Michael,.. the words of shakin Stevens”