I, Partridge We Need To Talk About Alan

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bookarmy

12 жыл бұрын

Read Alan Partridge's autobiography now amzn.to/q0aprD
Journalist, presenter, broadcaster, husband, father, vigorous all-rounder -- Alan Partridge -- a man with a fascinating past and an amazing future. Gregarious and popular, yet Alan's never happier than when relaxing in his own five-bedroom, south-built house with three acres of land and access to a private stream. But who is this mysterious enigma?
Alan Gordon Partridge is the best -- and best-loved -- radio presenter in the region. Born into a changing world of rationing, Teddy Boys, apes in space and the launch of ITV, Alan's broadcasting career began as chief DJ of Radio Smile at St. Luke's Hospital in Norwich. After replacing Peter Flint as the presenter of Scout About, he entered the top 8 of BBC sports presenters.
But Alan's big break came with his primetime BBC chat show Knowing Me, Knowing You. Sadly, the show battled against poor scheduling, having been put up against News at Ten, then in its heyday. Due to declining ratings, a single catastrophic hitch (the killing of a guest on air) and the dumbing down of network TV, Alan's show was cancelled. Not to be dissuaded, he embraced this opportunity to wind up his production company, leave London and fulfil a lifelong ambition to return to his roots in local radio.
Now single, Alan is an intensely private man but he opens up, for the second time, in this candid, entertaining, often deeply emotional -- and of course compelling -- memoir, written entirely in his own words. (Alan quickly dispelled the idea of using a ghost writer. With a grade B English Language O-Level, he knew he was up to the task.)
He speaks touchingly about his tragic Toblerone addiction, and the painful moment when unsold copies of his first autobiography, Bouncing Back, were pulped like 'word porridge'. He reveals all about his relationship with his ex-Ukrainian girlfriend, Sonja, with whom he had sex at least twice a day, and the truth about the thick people who make key decisions at the BBC.
A literary tour de force, I, Partridge: We Need to Talk About Alan charts the incredible journey of one of our greatest broadcasters.
Copyright: HarperCollins Publishers
Filmed by Baby Cow Productions and Hilary O'Hare

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@adambarns2496
@adambarns2496 5 жыл бұрын
Don't read it, get the audiobook...read by partridge himself, it is pure class...
@toutl
@toutl 5 жыл бұрын
Too right. Classic Partridge read by Alan
@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261
@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 4 жыл бұрын
It is absolutely first class
@zazuzazz5419
@zazuzazz5419 3 жыл бұрын
It absolutely possesses as many first rate qualities as a fleet of Lexi!!!
@theeverchosen1504
@theeverchosen1504 3 жыл бұрын
@@zazuzazz5419 Plural
@TWH442
@TWH442 2 жыл бұрын
Nomad is good also.
@EnglishRuggers25
@EnglishRuggers25 11 жыл бұрын
the unthinkable has happened- i've actually found a unseen alan partridge clip
@iNachoNinja
@iNachoNinja 3 жыл бұрын
Text book Alan
@jasongallagher54
@jasongallagher54 3 жыл бұрын
I know it’s so hard
@boorhaave5880
@boorhaave5880 2 жыл бұрын
Where?
@jeffreyandrews7179
@jeffreyandrews7179 2 жыл бұрын
I've actually seen this one.
@Jack-lt7hi
@Jack-lt7hi Жыл бұрын
I've only just found this. Surprised I've never seen it before. Always a good moment when you get a fresh insight into Alan's way of thinking.
@antbubb
@antbubb 12 жыл бұрын
I, Partridge is a fantastic book - in fact it's textbook - but it's certainly not Bravo 2-0 by Andy McNab, which actually improves with every read.
@gallearpftd
@gallearpftd 12 жыл бұрын
GIVE HIM THE SECOND SERIES!!!!!
@SmugSuspenders
@SmugSuspenders 4 жыл бұрын
Bastards
@SmugSuspenders
@SmugSuspenders 3 жыл бұрын
@Alberto Don't mind if I do
@PolakInHolland
@PolakInHolland 3 жыл бұрын
You shits!
@Richard-hv5hh
@Richard-hv5hh 3 жыл бұрын
The greatest comedian England has produced in my view. Somehow Steve (and let's give credit to his team) have brought a richness to the English language that rivals Dickens. I have listened to the audio book a number of times and just saying it's very funny is insufficient. It's a masterpiece of humor that sparkles with brilliant literary creativity. When I was a child Hancock was the master of this style but unlike Steve he was not comfortable in his creation and in his own skin and never managed to develop his character as Steve has done or find comfort in other genres. Steve has paced himself for years in how he developed Partridge and has distanced himself by taking on other roles. I do think he is our greatest comedian as he has created a character whose longevity is extraordinary and managed to consistently breathe new life into the work. Like Dickens he has brought enormous joy to people over a very long period of time, elevated the medium and reinvigorated our language in the process. Back of the net!
@marcschweitzer
@marcschweitzer 2 жыл бұрын
Are you on an e?
@jamescoghlan8401
@jamescoghlan8401 Жыл бұрын
That’s b*llocks but carry on….
@Richard-hv5hh
@Richard-hv5hh Жыл бұрын
@@jamescoghlan8401 James. I assume we both admire Steve Coogan and particularly his creation of Partridge. Obviously you disagreed with what I wrote. I would love a nice dialogue with you about how you disagree with me. I am not offended by what you wrote but I genuinely would love a decent civilized chat to show me your perspective.
@coconutsmarties
@coconutsmarties Жыл бұрын
Wait Alan.. is this you?
@Richard-hv5hh
@Richard-hv5hh Жыл бұрын
@@coconutsmarties Lol.
@rt5745
@rt5745 12 жыл бұрын
Smelly Alan Fartridge! Smelly Alan Fartridge!
@QuadMochaMatti
@QuadMochaMatti 3 жыл бұрын
That's a funny story.
@sera2775
@sera2775 3 жыл бұрын
is that Stephen McCombe?
@CappySeventyOne
@CappySeventyOne 3 жыл бұрын
You’re traceable.
@danmcdaid
@danmcdaid 2 жыл бұрын
His personal hygiene was never in question
@MsMorbeg
@MsMorbeg 11 жыл бұрын
Ha that face he does after he says "you reap what you sow." Perfect!
@coconutsmarties
@coconutsmarties Жыл бұрын
As chilling as Bill Oddie on a rampage
@michaelsaunders6923
@michaelsaunders6923 2 жыл бұрын
Superb partridge
@theodora_pilates
@theodora_pilates 8 жыл бұрын
"Coffee in one hand, Mr Kipling cake in the other, and your favourite book in ..eh.. another" LOL
@fugnanger
@fugnanger 2 жыл бұрын
I think Coogan's laugh just after this bit is genuine, that line was brilliant.
@upon-fe2720
@upon-fe2720 2 жыл бұрын
How is the Alan Partridge promo material as high-quality as everything else. There's no cracks in the character.
@Visionaire92
@Visionaire92 4 жыл бұрын
God I remember reading this in a pub and convulsing with laughter
@ShopUntilYouDrop90
@ShopUntilYouDrop90 12 жыл бұрын
It's all of those, yet i's none of them... Yet all of them. Complete Legend.
@patrickcrowther9195
@patrickcrowther9195 2 жыл бұрын
A natural interviewee. First class.
@marcinha1973
@marcinha1973 8 жыл бұрын
one hell of a sophisticated guy, this Alan Partrigde
@marcinha1973
@marcinha1973 8 жыл бұрын
so true
@greglynch391
@greglynch391 9 ай бұрын
An absolute SOD of a man if you ask me
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
@oliverholmes-gunning5372 2 жыл бұрын
I need a gif of Alan's expression after he says "yes" at 4:31
@LeeOCGaming
@LeeOCGaming 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best, if not the best clip of partridge ever 🤣 hidden gem, laughed so hard I near had kenco coming out my nose
@lolgrant
@lolgrant 2 жыл бұрын
Coogan's body language and facial expressions are pure genius here.
@wurble
@wurble 12 жыл бұрын
Just started reading the book today. I gotta, lovely stuff. If you're reading this Alan, you have my permission to use that comment on any re-issues.
@aaronb2015
@aaronb2015 11 жыл бұрын
Yes!! Its an extender!!
@doanexus6173
@doanexus6173 2 жыл бұрын
If I had cancer and could have only one wish it would be to spend the day with this guy XD
@kevfrombutterley
@kevfrombutterley 2 ай бұрын
You'd not wish for a full recovery?
@slimlegs6298
@slimlegs6298 4 жыл бұрын
First Class
@paulriggall8370
@paulriggall8370 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to have a game of snooker with Alan Partridge.
@MaX1MuS2k7
@MaX1MuS2k7 8 жыл бұрын
+harry bosch Shows how much he completely embodies Alan on screen, the man is a literal genius
@fredcollier2049
@fredcollier2049 8 жыл бұрын
+MaX1MuS2k7 he is too comedy what Alan Titschmarsh is to television gardening, i.e., lovely stuff.
@superhamzah85
@superhamzah85 12 жыл бұрын
So how does one pulp Alan's e-book?
@sobamadeee
@sobamadeee 7 жыл бұрын
I translated this into Latin as part of my ancient languages dissertation, unfortunately my laptop died, took it into Curry's and they couldn't do anything. Bloody useless.
@slimlegs6298
@slimlegs6298 4 жыл бұрын
‘You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you work in Currys’
@LeeOCGaming
@LeeOCGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Ur studying ancient languages but they're useless? Lol
@sterlingweston
@sterlingweston 3 жыл бұрын
@@LeeOCGaming but they are fun
@nodiggity9472
@nodiggity9472 3 жыл бұрын
@@sterlingweston Gustatus similis pullus.
@thomasbell5473
@thomasbell5473 2 жыл бұрын
@@LeeOCGaming big r/woosh for you pal
@phuckaducker5070
@phuckaducker5070 8 жыл бұрын
I'm a big fan of Randy Mcnob. Bravo 6 0 is a classic read.
@alexlgralexlgr
@alexlgralexlgr 12 жыл бұрын
dawkins - "laughed so much he started to believe in god." genius.
@killgortroutuk
@killgortroutuk 12 жыл бұрын
Richard Dawkins laughed so much, that he started to believe in God. Genius
@ramonaHQ
@ramonaHQ 12 жыл бұрын
I just started the book today. So far so great.
@Kloppsserialbottlers
@Kloppsserialbottlers 7 жыл бұрын
Jill, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre? I’ll be honest I’m dead against it.
@abbaszaidi8371
@abbaszaidi8371 5 жыл бұрын
What “Traders will need access to DIX-ons...”
@HaneeFannee
@HaneeFannee 12 жыл бұрын
I heard Shakin' Stevens thought it was "lovely stuff"
@vhseshproductions2378
@vhseshproductions2378 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely phenomenal
@MrBuch169169
@MrBuch169169 12 жыл бұрын
It's not Simon Schama, but neither is it Wally Banter's Junk Box.
@orth82
@orth82 12 жыл бұрын
Alan P is the funniest character ever and no book ever made me laugh as hard or as often as this one. Lovely stuff :)
@glasshalffull8471
@glasshalffull8471 5 жыл бұрын
High Praise Indeed,Sound's Like A Great Book.
@MrBuch169169
@MrBuch169169 12 жыл бұрын
I wondered about that bit in the book - I knew there was a joke I wasn't getting. Thanks for pointing that out. Genius, Partridge.
@solheights
@solheights 12 жыл бұрын
I bought the kindle edition whilst watching this...a viral marketing success Mr Partridge.
@tonywilliams7152
@tonywilliams7152 2 жыл бұрын
Lovely stuff
@Dolphination
@Dolphination 12 жыл бұрын
This will actually improve with every read.
@garytennyson1052
@garytennyson1052 3 жыл бұрын
Lovely stuff.
@Mickla
@Mickla 12 жыл бұрын
@3gmatt1 been listening to it on the way to work every day, dont think ive ever enjoyed an audio book this much
@snacklepussPSN
@snacklepussPSN 5 жыл бұрын
Q. "You seem preoccupied with critics" A. " Im well aware of who they are: For what its worth they are traceable"
@Keth417
@Keth417 6 жыл бұрын
We love you Alan! ....'very Malty...'
@Abuamina001
@Abuamina001 8 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@ricadus
@ricadus 12 жыл бұрын
Blockers and doubters beware, Partridge will not be denied!
@Rantomon
@Rantomon 12 жыл бұрын
Classic Alan!
@sollge
@sollge 12 жыл бұрын
@Mickla Same! Haven't listened to anything else since I bought it!
@bushbuddyplatypus
@bushbuddyplatypus 5 жыл бұрын
Fantastic. Is it mostly ad lib? Funny guy and an impressive actor.
@TheDagdean
@TheDagdean 10 жыл бұрын
top man, very clever,
@eitsicingsugar1554
@eitsicingsugar1554 5 жыл бұрын
otmapp Hi
@fw6018
@fw6018 4 жыл бұрын
Very clever man, but I don't trust him
@phillipbailey70
@phillipbailey70 12 жыл бұрын
Got the audibook. Lovely stuff. Not my words, but the words of Shakin' Stevens.
@jonescrusher1
@jonescrusher1 2 жыл бұрын
Top-tier Partridge
@liammccarron8191
@liammccarron8191 4 жыл бұрын
Alan, were you the voice of one of the Thunderbird pilots, from the Gerry Adams show in the sixties. FAB
@rodolfotheg
@rodolfotheg 11 жыл бұрын
hilarious comedy
@Worthy101indeed
@Worthy101indeed 8 жыл бұрын
Here below that talking box........
@jx866mashups
@jx866mashups 12 жыл бұрын
Rock and roll, let's all have a pear!
@SilentLD
@SilentLD 12 жыл бұрын
A ruddy good read.
@looseheadtom
@looseheadtom 12 жыл бұрын
"sorry that sounded like a belch then ... uuuurhhh" haha
@leighdickinson1900
@leighdickinson1900 9 жыл бұрын
I criticise you, Alan Partridge!
@LeeOCGaming
@LeeOCGaming 6 жыл бұрын
leigh dickinson 😮 u r brave ha
@LeeOCGaming
@LeeOCGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Why isn't there more of this by Alan 😂🤣
@jamstamanify
@jamstamanify 12 жыл бұрын
it has 23 5 star reviews on amazon and 0 o=reviews less than 5 stars this must be amazing
@TheRedKobra
@TheRedKobra 12 жыл бұрын
@willpreeview I took a chance on it and bought it. Glad i did it's the best audio read ever! Jurassic Park!
@declanmurphy8399
@declanmurphy8399 3 жыл бұрын
"And work out how you might have ended up in that situation"....🤣
@davidpetermcmorris857
@davidpetermcmorris857 5 жыл бұрын
I love the story about the stolen credit card and the first class books.
@TomthatiscalledTom
@TomthatiscalledTom 12 жыл бұрын
4 dislikes. You People
@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261
@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 4 жыл бұрын
I just hate the general public.
@Spiderpope
@Spiderpope 10 жыл бұрын
Funny, that's what most people will have thought when you pointed out that a video with Alan Partridge is meant as comedy.
@walshygel2
@walshygel2 11 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest things i've ever pretended to read.
@minigeorgethe8th
@minigeorgethe8th 12 жыл бұрын
not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
@marcinha1973
@marcinha1973 8 жыл бұрын
On a further note, there's a bit of an Alan Partridge in all of us. Stick this into your head.
@ceased2care
@ceased2care 3 жыл бұрын
Still available on amazon kindle
@clarkwgris
@clarkwgris 5 жыл бұрын
Alan seems a little off in this interview. I wonder if he's been on an e.
@snacklepussPSN
@snacklepussPSN 5 жыл бұрын
"You seem preoccupied with criticism" We are well aware of who you are: For what its worth you are traceable:
@brimleyhillmassive
@brimleyhillmassive 3 жыл бұрын
Ecstasy pellet.
@dounreayder
@dounreayder 12 жыл бұрын
I suspect 'Exit Wounds' by Chris Ryan would make a cracking read
@tightmarker9924
@tightmarker9924 Жыл бұрын
Could Alan be next tory leader?? Gets my vote. Incredible human being.
@Carlos_500
@Carlos_500 8 жыл бұрын
Don't track me down Alan... Jurassic Park!
@boomboxbadboy
@boomboxbadboy 11 жыл бұрын
I say telescopic dampeners, I mean rigid stays.
@Gkirby001
@Gkirby001 12 жыл бұрын
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
@TheRedKobra
@TheRedKobra 12 жыл бұрын
Is the audio version of the book read by Alan himself?
@patchso
@patchso 3 ай бұрын
Oh yes.
@segmentfloyd428
@segmentfloyd428 8 жыл бұрын
Technically you Need a "hat hard on" to read this book!
@ty1978
@ty1978 8 жыл бұрын
+Sean Gibbons Well it doesn't really matter Sean, your life is technically not worth insuring anyway
@mynameisthehulk
@mynameisthehulk 8 жыл бұрын
+ty1978 You couldn't present a....cat.
@BLINDTUBEMARES
@BLINDTUBEMARES 8 жыл бұрын
+mynameisthehulk Good pump!
@cityboy9301
@cityboy9301 4 жыл бұрын
Don't be blue peter
@MrBuch169169
@MrBuch169169 12 жыл бұрын
Alan makes some good points about the Kindle here. I'm actually viewing some hardcore pornography right now, and frankly it's quite distracting.
@jamesjarrett52
@jamesjarrett52 Ай бұрын
Alan would be getting his own slot on GB News.
@moodini99
@moodini99 8 жыл бұрын
Ten naysayers have given the WRONG rating.. Or maybe Australian viewers who clicked thumbs up not realising this was a British video - that is how KZfaq works!
@LeeOCGaming
@LeeOCGaming 6 жыл бұрын
moodini99 ohhh so most dislikes are auzzy likes. they must love gervais 👎👎👎👊👀
@JB_inks
@JB_inks Жыл бұрын
I love how he called him Andrew McNab
@angels77100
@angels77100 10 жыл бұрын
I think I spotted it at a filling service station once. Lol.
@oldskoolmacboy
@oldskoolmacboy 12 жыл бұрын
This book is liquid gold.
@richwells630
@richwells630 8 жыл бұрын
12 nay-sayers , unbelievable !
@forgive7449
@forgive7449 5 жыл бұрын
they are traceable..... for what it's worth
@jabrayjay6679
@jabrayjay6679 5 жыл бұрын
Needless to say, I had the last laugh
@MrEAus
@MrEAus 4 жыл бұрын
Un-bloody-believable Unbe-bloody-lievable Unbeliev-bloody-able Hang on Lynn, there's one more...
@SmugSuspenders
@SmugSuspenders 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrEAus I love you
@eggynoodles7747
@eggynoodles7747 Жыл бұрын
Alan’s funny stories
@Jpbremner
@Jpbremner 7 жыл бұрын
Anyone got a battery for an Ericsson????
@krell2130
@krell2130 6 жыл бұрын
Turbo charged Partridge. Classic
@SilentLD
@SilentLD 12 жыл бұрын
What I want to know is why Lynne the PA isn't mentioned by name in the book, just mentioned as "my assistant" - is there some kind of court injunction out. I'm finding this quite upsetting and frankly a massive oversight by AP and his publishers!
@emmadeeba2038
@emmadeeba2038 5 жыл бұрын
The best comical character ever! 🐐
@A-small-amount-of-peas
@A-small-amount-of-peas 4 жыл бұрын
Why have you put an emoji there?
@emmadeeba2038
@emmadeeba2038 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a goat! It means greatest of all time
@A-small-amount-of-peas
@A-small-amount-of-peas 4 жыл бұрын
@@emmadeeba2038 how can anything be the greatest of all time? You can't possibly view all of time?
@emmadeeba2038
@emmadeeba2038 4 жыл бұрын
Señor Griffin it’s a metaphor, in this case used to describe a comedian I view to be the best ever!
@A-small-amount-of-peas
@A-small-amount-of-peas 4 жыл бұрын
@@emmadeeba2038 i like Partridge just not enough to use a term that makes no sense
@urbanmovements09
@urbanmovements09 12 жыл бұрын
I think Alans jumper is rather snazzy!
@joeclarke9662
@joeclarke9662 11 жыл бұрын
Funniest book I have ever read, genius.
@Cougarsamurai
@Cougarsamurai 6 жыл бұрын
Have you read the book? I never read the books.
@SilentLD
@SilentLD 11 жыл бұрын
I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU COW!
@RadagonTheRed
@RadagonTheRed 12 жыл бұрын
Needless to say, I had the last laugh!
@BLINDTUBEMARES
@BLINDTUBEMARES 8 жыл бұрын
Back of the net
@oliverb6313
@oliverb6313 7 жыл бұрын
Spiceworld!
@BLINDTUBEMARES
@BLINDTUBEMARES 3 жыл бұрын
@Dr Benway M.D Kiss my face
@paulcunnane4
@paulcunnane4 2 жыл бұрын
Now I know where Ricky Gervais gets his material.
@kerrysgold1
@kerrysgold1 3 жыл бұрын
However tempting..or necessary it may be🤣🤣🤓🤓
@napoleon8774
@napoleon8774 2 жыл бұрын
Had to flash the gold watch
@looseheadtom
@looseheadtom 12 жыл бұрын
in off the red!!
@Chinaboatman
@Chinaboatman 7 жыл бұрын
You could swing a cat in here... wouldn't want to though.
@bensmithkent22
@bensmithkent22 4 жыл бұрын
Chinaboatman imagine if king arthur had an extender
@cityboy9301
@cityboy9301 4 жыл бұрын
It's like being in a foxes glacier mint
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