The World’s Worst National Team

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3 жыл бұрын

I received a great idea a while back. I've now finally been able to investigate -- what is the world’s worst men’s national football or soccer team? The FIFA world rankings are obviously flawed, but they're the only actual vehicle we have for giving us the answer to this question. You can imagine though, that the FIFA rankings of national teams are even worse at the bottom than at the top given the point structure, but the results of our unfortunate worst footballing nation seem to back up the idea that it is indeed the worst at soccer in the whole world.
I decided to exclude micronations from this list in order for us to find and discuss a ‘real’ country’s men’s national team, but it turns out I didn’t have to exclude too many for us to find the worst team out there. Something about losing to Malaysia 6-0 really livens up the debate. Or a 3-1 loss to an actual micronation, Bhutan, to get knocked out of the 2018 world cup process. This all as a nation that Sepp Blatter actually visited at one point to help encourage playing football / soccer. Oops.
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@ZealandonYT
@ZealandonYT 3 жыл бұрын
If you're coming to comment about the Bhutan flag on the thumbnail, it's showing that this team LOST to Bhutan - which is downright impressive
@ThreeRunHomer
@ThreeRunHomer 3 жыл бұрын
Bhutan’s kit ... is it the best in the world?
@Roscododger
@Roscododger 3 жыл бұрын
I was very confused about that
@ZealandonYT
@ZealandonYT 3 жыл бұрын
@@Roscododger I'm here for you
@challengeaccepted4065
@challengeaccepted4065 3 жыл бұрын
why bhutan is the best in the world
@boezerdieser
@boezerdieser 3 жыл бұрын
next video: BEST microstate/island team!
@JakePetrolhead
@JakePetrolhead 3 жыл бұрын
All this screams is that Zealand needs to do an International Management save with Sri Lanka now.
@EchtEenMilan
@EchtEenMilan 3 жыл бұрын
haha yeah
@Alicia-cc3gy
@Alicia-cc3gy 3 жыл бұрын
was going to comment this 😭 going to turn sri lanka into a world powerhouse
@mikehunt5911
@mikehunt5911 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve tried that. It was pretty fought tbh.
@mikehunt5911
@mikehunt5911 3 жыл бұрын
rough*
@anestojaga6442
@anestojaga6442 3 жыл бұрын
never underestimate the ability of bosnian coaches to appear in the most random teams in the world
@dandrecollier800
@dandrecollier800 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not underestimating that fact, I'm just curious why? Are they like Brazilians who'll randomly appear in the strangest leagues
@anestojaga6442
@anestojaga6442 3 жыл бұрын
@@dandrecollier800 i can't tell you for sure, but here are my assumptions: first, football is far and away the most popular sport here in bosnia & herzegovina and there are a lot of aspiring players and coaches but the infrastucture is terrible and there isn't a lot of money to be made, so a lot of them will try their luck abroad. and secondly, bosnia $ herzegovina has a HUGE diaspora all around the world, so there's a lot of first- and second-generation immigrants that might still hold bosnian citizenship in countries like germany, switzerland, the us... the current dortmund caretaker manager, edin terzić, is born of bosnian parents, for example.
@dandrecollier800
@dandrecollier800 3 жыл бұрын
@@anestojaga6442 oh! Well shit I've just been schooled today. Thank you for teaching me about why there are Bosnians around different parts of the footballing world
@puffin7285
@puffin7285 3 жыл бұрын
Any excuse to not be in Bosnia
@anestojaga6442
@anestojaga6442 3 жыл бұрын
@@puffin7285 lmaoo very true
@GamerNintendo25
@GamerNintendo25 3 жыл бұрын
When’s he going to notice that Sri Lanka didn’t beat Macau 3-0, Macau forfeited the match because they didn’t want to travel to Sri Lanka after the Easter Bombings in 2019, a couple of weeks before the match was due to be played
@Squeezy1738
@Squeezy1738 3 жыл бұрын
wow lmao
@ts01334108
@ts01334108 3 жыл бұрын
The Macanese players wanted to play, because its their first real chance to get out of the first round of World Cup qualifiers in decades. Sri Lankan government has also agreed to send military and police forces to protect the Macanese players. AFC and FIFA also decided the game can be played on Sri Lankan soil. Despite all these guarantees and the petition signed by players begging the Macanese FA to let them play probably the most important game in their international career, the Macau FA still decided to quit the competition. There were rumours that the Macau FA just don't want to spend money on their national team, so they can keep it in their pockets. The incident has led to more than 40 Macanese national team members retired from international football. Its not Sri Lanka's fault, the bad guys are the Macanese FA here.
@ThaGamingMisfit
@ThaGamingMisfit 3 жыл бұрын
That is some messed up stuff. And also adding on the hopelessness of the football nation Sri Lanka.
@pinkfoidhaircult
@pinkfoidhaircult 2 жыл бұрын
After the withdrawal, a cup match have both teams not playing seriously as a form of protest. Here's the video kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iKmSfNyWv-DOhJc.html Wiki article en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ka_I_21%E2%80%9318_Hang_Sai
@paulclough8541
@paulclough8541 3 жыл бұрын
That Sri Lanka manager is doing his own journeyman save.
@LuisMartinez-cd6uo
@LuisMartinez-cd6uo 3 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly the reason why Sri Lanka got the win was because Macau withdrew so they didn't even beat Macau, they were gifted it.
@dibejac8391
@dibejac8391 3 жыл бұрын
U r taking the right piss
@roygato3797
@roygato3797 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Macau's federation didn't want to send the team to Sri Lanka because of the Easter Bombings in 2019 so they forfeited the match 3-0
@manuelbarros4898
@manuelbarros4898 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw the 3-0 “scoreline”, I wondered if it had been a forfeit. Thanks!
@dayandsauce
@dayandsauce 3 жыл бұрын
The macau players petitioned to go, but the fa wouldnt budge. Why that match wasnt rescheduled or moved to a neutral ground is beyond me
@hondacivic8045
@hondacivic8045 3 жыл бұрын
11:34 i love how they said they announced a 24 man squad despite only having 23 players in the photo. I'd like to think the 24th was the cameraman.
@robvermeer5951
@robvermeer5951 Жыл бұрын
Then we all know who took that picture 🤣
@krupp_stalingrad
@krupp_stalingrad 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Ahmed Waseem Razeek played in the past for Rot-Weiß Erfurt and the FC Magdeburg in the third division of germany and even played for 14 minutes at his time at Union Berlin in the 2. Bundesliga. So I'll make the case that he is probably the best player of Sri Lanka.
@DNQFootball
@DNQFootball 2 жыл бұрын
He literally scored 4 goals in one game for them yesterday too! Sri Lanka have now got a few UK based players in the squad and are definitely improving!
@spinyslasher6586
@spinyslasher6586 Жыл бұрын
@@DNQFootball Too bad the economy's on the way down.
@GamerNintendo25
@GamerNintendo25 3 жыл бұрын
Thankfully he didn’t make it far up enough to see Pakistan. 10 times Sri Lanka’s population, only ranked 5 places higher
@ilovehannipham007
@ilovehannipham007 2 жыл бұрын
and indonesia too lmao
@usersixnine347
@usersixnine347 Жыл бұрын
@@ilovehannipham007 a lot of the Lower ranked national teams aren’t ranked correctly. Indonesia and many southeast Asian countries like Malaysia too are way higher than their ranking suggests. But this is also due to a massive improvement as years go by. For example, Malaysia used to lose 10-0 to UAE. Explaining their ranking. Years later against uae they lost 2-1. Malaysia was also put in the lowest World Cup qualifying round in asia due to their ranking. the first round. They destroyed timor 12-2 on aggregate. And advanced to the regular 2nd round where they finished 3rd in their group behind qualified Vietnam. Recently, Malaysia managed to be one of the 24 teams who qualfied for the Asian cup in 2023, their first qualification without hosting since 1980. Indonesia. Their ranking put them in the lowest qualifying round for the Asian cup. They advanced into the regular round, and also recently one of the 24 teams in the Asian cup 2023. Honestly these two teams of Indonesia and Malaysia are a great story of qualifying for a continental competition, but it’s asia so it doesn’t get attention outside of their countries. They started in the lowest round and qualified. However again this leads to the first thing I said that the rankings aren’t correct, as they are way above the level of their fifa rankings, but was put into the lower rounds due to the fifa ranking. It’s still a good story of how much a country can improve though. I think I spoke about Malaysia too casually, from losing 10-0 to 2-1 improving is an understatement. However you can say Indonesia are probably the worst national team that loves football. Countries in this video like Sri Lanka or Pakistan football isn’t number one. With Indonesia, a huge population and a gigantic passion for football the fact that they aren’t good at least in asia is a problem. Football is absolute HUGE in Indonesia. The quality is another story.
@lzh4950
@lzh4950 Жыл бұрын
@@usersixnine347 Singapore has meanwhile gone the other direction, dropping from a ranking of 127 to ~170 now, with Malaysia managing to beat it 7-0 in the SE Asian Games this year. When people say that mainland China's team is bad, I remind them that they're still good enough to beat Singapore 4-0. Sometimes we blame our small population, until we see that Denmark, with the same population as us, has managed to produce sporting talent like badminton World No. 1 Victor Axelsen. Its also quite telling that Singapore's national U-23 team are also wooden spooners in the domestic league (yes, all our U-23 players are put in the same football team (Courts Young Lions) in our local league). Unlike Indonesia though, the public has tepid interest in the local league, such that my colleague went to troll others by saying that he's a bigger fan ot _Tanjong Pagar_ United then the Premier League's Big 4-6 (actually he's not a football fan). The women team meanwhile was unranked by FIFA for a while as they hadn't played enough competitions
@Luckyyshot
@Luckyyshot 10 ай бұрын
@@lzh4950 Oh didn't expect someone to reference Denmark, but yeah I agree. We Danes tend to punch above our weight pretty consistently in many disciplines. My main competition I like to follow is pro CS:GO, and these days there aren't many top teams who doesn't have a Dane in the lineup, and the lineup considered the best to ever play CS:GO was a full Danish lineup. With all this said, we will sadly never be consistent world beaters, as we simply don't have a population for it, but no matter the odds we sure will do our best to try and be. :D
@cas2001
@cas2001 3 жыл бұрын
5:34 that was actually a gifted 3-0 win because of terrorism in Sri Lanka and Macau was afraid to travel (idk why I know this but I love to follow this kind of matches)
@LuckyLuuk
@LuckyLuuk 3 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to say the same thing!
@Lima0
@Lima0 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao that's actually funny if you think about it. Macau players were like ''ayo fuck this game, I'd rather live and try to qualify next year than risking it all for a group stage and lose all the games''
@carlosrodriguezb
@carlosrodriguezb 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lima0 it wasn't like that. Macau players wanted to play. Sri Lankan government guaranteed security in the field. Even FIFA and the AFC repeatedly said Sri Lanka was secure. But no matter what they said, Macau FA forfeited. It is said the FA forfeited because they didn't want to spend money on the team so they could keep it in their pockets.
@Lima0
@Lima0 2 жыл бұрын
@@carlosrodriguezb Damn, that's a shitty move really, it's a shame these small asian countries suffer so much from corruption. Can't imagine the disappointment being in the players' situation
@jamielb98
@jamielb98 3 жыл бұрын
3:55 - Big fan of their defenders thumbnail being the Football Manager attributes page of themselves
@lalithasrividhara6205
@lalithasrividhara6205 3 жыл бұрын
*Sad Sri Lankan noises* 😔 Btw there is a small, very passionate football community in Sri Lanka. Love your videos ❤🇱🇰 .
@DNQFootball
@DNQFootball 2 жыл бұрын
If you're passionate about Sri Lankan football then we are the channel you want to check out ;)
@lalithasrividhara6205
@lalithasrividhara6205 2 жыл бұрын
@@DNQFootball subbed. love ur content ❤️
@DNQFootball
@DNQFootball 2 жыл бұрын
@@lalithasrividhara6205 Thank you mate! Appreciate it!
@greensaintjester6392
@greensaintjester6392 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, south Asia does have passion just the oppression is the thing we suffer with.. From india❤️
@ryanckuhn
@ryanckuhn 3 жыл бұрын
Give Reece a raise for that intro
@tomislavhabulan
@tomislavhabulan 3 жыл бұрын
if you look at the Wikipedia article on their league, there is a team called solid sc and they play on a PRISON YARD.... like for real
@chriskeddie4226
@chriskeddie4226 3 жыл бұрын
You could they have solid attendance
@matsfuruli2187
@matsfuruli2187 3 жыл бұрын
FM save idea: take over a team from Sri Lanka as well as the national team and try to turn Sri Lanka into a football powerhouse.
@winsingtoniii681
@winsingtoniii681 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much impossible unfortunately since country youth ratings are fixed values and cannot change. So Sri Lanka will always produce bad regens.
@Veaseify
@Veaseify 3 жыл бұрын
@@winsingtoniii681 Yeah, I saw a video where a guy tried to make San Marino into a decent team but after 35 years they were just as bad as when he started.
@dibejac8391
@dibejac8391 3 жыл бұрын
I am going on fm21 and using the editor to win the world cup with Sri Lanka now
@ChesterRGC
@ChesterRGC 3 жыл бұрын
Good luck on that
@karljennerjahn1378
@karljennerjahn1378 3 жыл бұрын
I want this to become a series where he looks into national teams at the bottom of the FIFA Rankings.
@DNQFootball
@DNQFootball 2 жыл бұрын
We might be able to help with that ;) That is what we are allllll about
@Creddiam
@Creddiam 3 жыл бұрын
3:00 Um, actually we have 17 million people in the Netherlands.
@tobybecker
@tobybecker 3 жыл бұрын
i think he got confused with belgium
@wouterdeconinck2971
@wouterdeconinck2971 3 жыл бұрын
@@tobybecker Belgium still has 11 million, so no 2,5x either
@tobybecker
@tobybecker 3 жыл бұрын
@@wouterdeconinck2971 yeah but 11x2= 22
@arthurandrade8613
@arthurandrade8613 3 жыл бұрын
He could've used Uruguay's 3,5m as a stronger example
@ZealandonYT
@ZealandonYT 3 жыл бұрын
Fine *Uruguay, I need to brush up on my populations
@thomassoper4030
@thomassoper4030 3 жыл бұрын
How does this guy not have more subs?
@jorregritter3669
@jorregritter3669 3 жыл бұрын
2:55 Gotta stop you right there buddy, less than1.5x the Netherlands could fit in Sri Lanka (based on population) instead of 2.5 times lol.
@Zeerse_Chef
@Zeerse_Chef 3 жыл бұрын
They weren't paying Blatter to show up, he was visiting because y'know, every national football association gets an equal vote in the FIFA presidential elections, wink wink.
@iambicpentakill971
@iambicpentakill971 2 жыл бұрын
Por que no los dos?
@KevCky
@KevCky 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Zealand, couldnt resist not mentioning this since you referenced Netherlands a few times on multiple videos as having a population of 10m. It actually has a population of 17m+. Belgium might have been the country you’re thinking about when making these types of comparisons (11m) Keep up the good work ;)
@jordanh5787
@jordanh5787 3 жыл бұрын
Werder Bremen runners up in the bundesliga while he was there
@jigmewangchuk4085
@jigmewangchuk4085 3 жыл бұрын
I've been subscribed to your channel for quite some time now and was surprised to see my country's flag in your thumbnail. I've got a funny feeling of being proud and embarrassed at the same time.
@davidvanhorn2493
@davidvanhorn2493 3 жыл бұрын
Mate you have a pretty good chance of getting into the Sri Lanka national team What you doing on here
@averagebeetle
@averagebeetle 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidvanhorn2493 the flag in the thumbnail is Bhutan's
@davidvanhorn2493
@davidvanhorn2493 3 жыл бұрын
@@averagebeetle I should delete it but I’ll leave it up as a monument to stupid blind confidence in people who know nothing
@quacky1874
@quacky1874 3 жыл бұрын
Chencho Gyeltshen is the greatest footballer known to humanity.
@themarshy2489
@themarshy2489 3 жыл бұрын
Gonna stand up for Sri Lanka and say that while their football talent might leave a lot to be desired, the food is *chef's kiss*
@MrSedrox
@MrSedrox 3 жыл бұрын
Yeey, playing Berliner AK currently, nice to see them in your video, almost got promoted, second place in Regionalia Nordost :D and in finals in berlin cup
@85NickT
@85NickT 3 жыл бұрын
That coach is living the life man. I'm jealous.
@t.c.4321
@t.c.4321 Жыл бұрын
By the way, Netherlands has a population of 17 million, so Sri lanka does not have twice the population. I think you got confused with Belgium.
@dannlawrencellabore8060
@dannlawrencellabore8060 3 жыл бұрын
It really is a trend in lesser (football-wise) Asian countries that some of the strongest clubs are armed forces teams, especially when everyone else is amateur
@charyosh5233
@charyosh5233 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a great video thanks I love these country videos even though I still like your fm too
@Maastonakki121
@Maastonakki121 3 жыл бұрын
Love these kind of videos!!
@kieronparr3403
@kieronparr3403 3 жыл бұрын
Bhutan isn't a micro state. It's bigger than Belgium. It's just all whopping great mountains. I can't see them playing at the base of Everest
@winsingtoniii681
@winsingtoniii681 3 жыл бұрын
Micro state means either very small land area and/or very small population. You could potentially argue Bhutan is a microstate by the small population definition, it only has ~760,000 people in the entire country.
@kieronparr3403
@kieronparr3403 3 жыл бұрын
@@winsingtoniii681 Bhutan isn't on the UN list of microstates, nor any other reputable source.
@winsingtoniii681
@winsingtoniii681 3 жыл бұрын
@@kieronparr3403 I understand that, but though they technically aren't a microstate, for the purposes of this video I can understand why their very small population is being noted. A nation of 760,000 having a poor national team is very different from a nation of 22 million having a poor national team.
@nirajangc1899
@nirajangc1899 2 жыл бұрын
They don't have everest.
@kieronparr3403
@kieronparr3403 2 жыл бұрын
@@nirajangc1899 I must have meant the Himalayas in general
@DNQFootball
@DNQFootball 2 жыл бұрын
Sri Lanka have had a HUUUUGE dip in form across the last few years but will definitely be picking up now, a good SAFF Championship display against much better sides, and now hosting their own International Tournament in Colombo! Yesterday they drew 4-4 with Maldives!
@aw2584
@aw2584 3 жыл бұрын
Zeeland finally giving USA "soccer" some attention i see
@AmigaSoul
@AmigaSoul 3 жыл бұрын
What is soccer?
@ZealandonYT
@ZealandonYT 3 жыл бұрын
You were so close, all you had to do was spell my name right and you had it
@eeeeeee3245
@eeeeeee3245 3 жыл бұрын
yeah cmon A W, it’s zeeland *shannon
@aw2584
@aw2584 3 жыл бұрын
@@ZealandonYT i say Zeeland the same way Americans say soccer. Straight up refuse to use the correct term because i can. There is a certain feeling of FREEDOM (TM) to it
@n0body550
@n0body550 3 жыл бұрын
@@aw2584 theres a difference between a word and a name though, a name has 1 definitive way to spell, dont be douche douche
@dumptwitch
@dumptwitch 3 жыл бұрын
am i sensing the next Zealand FM save??? Sri Lanka Build a nation??? This was a really great video my dude more of these would be fantastic !! :-)
@vlnt6499
@vlnt6499 3 жыл бұрын
i swear every each video, his hairline is receding by 1 centimeters
@jamessimonson9905
@jamessimonson9905 3 жыл бұрын
No need for that is there
@stonecold6521
@stonecold6521 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamessimonson9905 Don't be a snowflake. My hairline is receding at roughly the same rate. Is what it is
@philscott1880
@philscott1880 3 жыл бұрын
The quiff of denial remains firmly in place though!
@damohedianchi9834
@damohedianchi9834 3 жыл бұрын
@@stonecold6521 same... I'd prefer not though...
@jasey5502
@jasey5502 3 жыл бұрын
Patiently waiting until the video where he finally shaves his head.
@tomislavhabulan
@tomislavhabulan 3 жыл бұрын
you can fit five Croatia's in Sri Lanka 3:00
@Robert-te2yy
@Robert-te2yy 3 жыл бұрын
The Netherlands population is around 17 million...😏
@devakasw
@devakasw 3 жыл бұрын
I live in Sri Lanka and why the level of football is so low is the politicization of the football federation (I remember the ffsl representative to fifa being banned for life on charges of stealing money or something which is common in the political system as well) among other sports and the team selection etc being based off of people who are friends of the family in power, the Rajapaksa's. The reason why the forces are so involved in club football and rugby is bcoz the sons of the Rajapaksa's being from the forces (namely navy). Even cricket has been on the decline in recent years bcoz of this situation if you look carefully.
@owenmartin2014
@owenmartin2014 3 жыл бұрын
New title: Offending an entire nation in 12 minutes XD
@lostinnepal7897
@lostinnepal7897 3 жыл бұрын
You should make more of this. With national teams and also clubs
@mishakruglov1514
@mishakruglov1514 2 жыл бұрын
that was the best intro to a video ive ever seen!!
@Entername-md1ev
@Entername-md1ev Жыл бұрын
I’m gonna refer to Macau as a floating casino from now onward 😂😂
@jordannadroj9061
@jordannadroj9061 3 жыл бұрын
Editing skills well flexed 💪
@cassidydankochik3294
@cassidydankochik3294 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like we're living in that Bosnian Coach's Football Manager Journeyman save.
@some.random.baldie2111
@some.random.baldie2111 3 жыл бұрын
Interestingly with Sri Lanka, they have long surnames. Unfortunately football in South Asia isn't a key sport and in the case of Pakistan and Sri Lanka, a lot of the clubs are works teams hence army, police and navy teams.
@ThreeRunHomer
@ThreeRunHomer 3 жыл бұрын
Think of how much room they have to improve. Nowhere to go but up and up. The future is bright for 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka football.
@michaeltelfer3483
@michaeltelfer3483 3 жыл бұрын
Should do a series trying to qualify for a tournament with them
@CricketCorrespondent
@CricketCorrespondent 3 жыл бұрын
When's the Zealand Album dropping?
@paymonhashemi6892
@paymonhashemi6892 3 жыл бұрын
I haven’t read all of the comments but one other point is that Sri Lanka has a high migrant population, so they work in other countries (Asia and Middle East) for a good portion of the year.
@lisse0099
@lisse0099 3 жыл бұрын
Bhutan the world's only microstate that is bigger than Belgium and just smaller than Switzerland and the Netherlands
@falagarius
@falagarius 3 жыл бұрын
I think what makes Bhutan a microstate contender is their population of 700k, rather than their actual size. Switzerland has 8 million people, Netherlands 17.
@zachgravatt5571
@zachgravatt5571 3 жыл бұрын
@@falagarius that's just a small country not a microstate. Microstates are like San Marino or those Pacific island nations with 10k people.
@lisse0099
@lisse0099 3 жыл бұрын
@@falagarius that's fair
@deandoesstuff3371
@deandoesstuff3371 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's because of population. Belgium for example, has a population of around 12 million people.
@Yomikeyyy
@Yomikeyyy 3 жыл бұрын
Hi, i followed your guide to getting Facepacks on Fm (im new to the game lmao) and for some reason there is ALOT of player faces missing. im struggling to see where i went wrong? Someone help....
@damianpurkey6167
@damianpurkey6167 2 жыл бұрын
You should do a video on the San Marino men's national football team
@joshualambrechts4428
@joshualambrechts4428 3 жыл бұрын
That david attenborough impersonation was on point
@emirrustemovic9061
@emirrustemovic9061 3 жыл бұрын
Zeeland the Netherlands has a population of 17 million people so it can’t fit 2 times in to Sri Lanka
@VictorLima-mv4ni
@VictorLima-mv4ni 3 жыл бұрын
1:33 loved the "Conkey Calf", mr. Land
@tario497
@tario497 3 жыл бұрын
We need more videos like this
@JohnDoe-qn7zk
@JohnDoe-qn7zk 3 жыл бұрын
Mainly gross mismanagement and the fact that there hasn’t been a professional league since 2018. The league is starting tomorrow and some clubs are making quite the effort so this should improve the situation
@Deacon4105
@Deacon4105 3 жыл бұрын
Dude Reece need more than just a pay rise his editing is top quality 👍
@villadsal
@villadsal 2 жыл бұрын
am vibin with the intro
@tylernass6263
@tylernass6263 2 жыл бұрын
best intro to a youtube video i've ever seen. ever.
@waifubreaks1572
@waifubreaks1572 2 жыл бұрын
All I know about Aruba is that Xander Boegarts is from there, and that it's TINY.
@georgewk92
@georgewk92 3 жыл бұрын
4:37 That somewhat is doing a lot of heavy lifting
@charlesfairs1427
@charlesfairs1427 3 жыл бұрын
The Sri Lankan cricket board is infamously incompetent - if the footballing board aren't even bothering to broadcast any of their games it looks like that might not be limited just to cricket...
@lordpelagius5078
@lordpelagius5078 Жыл бұрын
i had a look to see how they were doing now... and they have actually fallen one place since this video
@jkip974
@jkip974 3 жыл бұрын
Would love to get some space here, there's 7 million people too many rn :)
@charliepritchard9519
@charliepritchard9519 3 жыл бұрын
Zealand we need you to rebuild Sri Lanka now you’ve set it up perfectly
@pitohui9430
@pitohui9430 3 жыл бұрын
Bow do a Building A Nation with them.
@pitohui9430
@pitohui9430 3 жыл бұрын
*Now
@Luckyyshot
@Luckyyshot 10 ай бұрын
What the fuck... I signed this head coach as a scout in my save. I remember when I saw him in the search I was like: "What a weird combination of world knowledge and languages spoken, but he has what I need so sign you I will!". What a wild coincidence!
@nils1016
@nils1016 3 жыл бұрын
3:51 jude supan, his picture was an fm profile lmaooo
@philswiftstop10countdowns24
@philswiftstop10countdowns24 3 жыл бұрын
How rare is it to get a 5* San Marino regen? First season of my online save with my friend I have one at AC Milan and feel a weird sense of superiority
@hanshintermoser9008
@hanshintermoser9008 3 жыл бұрын
What is the Bhutan flag doing in the Thumbnail?
@ZealandonYT
@ZealandonYT 3 жыл бұрын
It's saying the worst team lost to Bhutan
@hanli5416
@hanli5416 3 жыл бұрын
Just so you know; these days the Netherlands has 17 million people and rising. So no you can’t fit the dutch population twice into Sri Lanka’s population. You can probably do what you suggested with Hong Kong’s population.
@furbalg7546
@furbalg7546 3 жыл бұрын
11:34 24-man Sri Lanka Squad announced Don't know what we expect from a nation who can't even count. They are 23... not 24 and where is the keeper? He must be taking the picture :D
@setiapratamadupi
@setiapratamadupi 3 жыл бұрын
I see Bhutan, I clicked. Also that Bhutan vs Sri Lanka is covered in FIFA Channel. Go check it out.
@alexmarshall4854
@alexmarshall4854 3 жыл бұрын
has Zealand ever done anything with New Zealand before? I'm from there and watched and wondered on the name xd
@ollypatton9300
@ollypatton9300 3 жыл бұрын
zealand” sri lanka is the worst national team” *shows flag of bhutan* on the thumbnail
@ZealandonYT
@ZealandonYT 3 жыл бұрын
Because I wanted to show the team lost to Bhutan
@ollypatton9300
@ollypatton9300 2 жыл бұрын
@@ZealandonYT ngl that makes so much sense
@Citricane
@Citricane 11 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: Sri Lanka got knocked out of the 2018 SAFF Championship in the group stage by fair play after they tied with The Maldives on points, goal difference, goals scored, and H2H. Maldives went on to win the tournament by beating India 2-1 in the final after losing 2-0 to them in the groups.
@GreekPele
@GreekPele 2 жыл бұрын
He says Sri Lanka is the worst national team in the world... San Marino: Hold my beer.
@Kastros
@Kastros 3 жыл бұрын
Sri Lanka: Zealand: *dunks on their nation for 12 minutes and 32 seconds* Sri Lanka: 👁👄👁
@GUKA-lq7el
@GUKA-lq7el 2 жыл бұрын
6:30 what site is this pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Roscododger
@Roscododger 2 жыл бұрын
Google lol
@shanecommins7968
@shanecommins7968 3 жыл бұрын
Umm Zealand, i don't really know how cool it is to rag on Sri Lanka for being bad at a sport considering, y'know... the civil war that has been raging there for decades.
@Vidrageon
@Vidrageon 2 жыл бұрын
Hasn’t been a civil war there for 12 years…
@igniteashen
@igniteashen 2 жыл бұрын
Me being Sri Lankan 🇱🇰 Me: Gets the Gun
@karljennerjahn1378
@karljennerjahn1378 3 жыл бұрын
How about a video idea where you look at the national stadium of tiny CONCACAF nations
@CamperPlays
@CamperPlays 2 жыл бұрын
The AFC Challenge Cup is for teams who LOST in the first round of Asian World Cup Qualifying to play in a tournament.
@carlosrodriguezb
@carlosrodriguezb 2 жыл бұрын
At least they play more than 2 games every four years. Unlike CONCACAF, CAF and OFC where teams eliminated in first round get forgotten until next qualifiers. That's why some teams don't even appear at the FIFA World Ranking.
@la1ex01
@la1ex01 3 жыл бұрын
You shold reverse this video and do the best island/ microstate
@Nitehawkmk77
@Nitehawkmk77 2 жыл бұрын
Can you manage a lower world ranking team in a fm save. I think that would make good viewing
@richard6440
@richard6440 11 ай бұрын
in a fm save. ???
@Nitehawkmk77
@Nitehawkmk77 11 ай бұрын
@@richard6440 yes save for the video content asking Zealand if he can manage a lower ranking world team or non ranking.. why does that sound strange surely he needs to save seasons for it to progress? Just in case the file corrupts
@fish18ish96
@fish18ish96 3 жыл бұрын
You should read "Up Pohnpei" by Paul Watson
@vishnuprasad7048
@vishnuprasad7048 3 жыл бұрын
can you tell us how much of your viewership is from Sri Lanka??
@Beeady
@Beeady 3 жыл бұрын
It is impressive to lose to a nation so mountainous and forested that it is near incapable of finding a flat clear space bit enough for a football pitch
@JUmAHQ
@JUmAHQ 3 жыл бұрын
Video Idea: The best ranked Micronation in the world
@e_eyster
@e_eyster 3 жыл бұрын
The Sri Lanka luck continues too. Thanks to North Korea withdrawing from the World Cup qualifiers, they finish 4th in their group and got to bypass first play-in round for the next Asia Cup qualifiers and go straight to final playoff group stage.
@davidvanhorn2493
@davidvanhorn2493 3 жыл бұрын
Petition to get Tuvalu a national team
@Quintendejong123
@Quintendejong123 3 жыл бұрын
The netherlands has 17m residents, so nowhere near 2.5x can fit in sri lanka
@ZealandonYT
@ZealandonYT 3 жыл бұрын
My bad, *Uruguay
@louisdelvallebrown3818
@louisdelvallebrown3818 3 жыл бұрын
Sri Lanka do have a player called dillan de Silva. He plays for the qpr u23s
@fkacass
@fkacass 3 жыл бұрын
I actually tried a save managing Sri Lanka for this very reason. It was not a fun experience.
@wearemariners1889
@wearemariners1889 2 жыл бұрын
And our national Team played a draw aginast Srilanka 😑😑😑 it's so ammbressed
@miladesfandiary2794
@miladesfandiary2794 10 ай бұрын
Video idea: choose a country to shite on for 12 minutes straight. :))
@imaagamer7011
@imaagamer7011 3 жыл бұрын
good news is sri lanka is now 204th in the rankings
@crappysud9446
@crappysud9446 2 жыл бұрын
Sri Lanka’s 7-1 win was on the day I was born
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