I’m a big fan of Jordan’s jokes that don’t get reactions I think ‘I have eurovision’ is definitely in the top 5

i'm not even kidding i could watch jarvis just guessing pokémon while jordan provides tangentially related commentary for like 4 hours straight. shit was mesmerizing

I think Jordan's jokes are 5 times funnier when nobody reacts because it makes them sound like Jarvis takes every bullshit he says seriously 😂

personally I always address groups as "hey stinkies" gender neutral and universally applicable

Jarvis having an encyclopedic knowledge of Pokémon and Jordan just being a casual Pokémon enjoyer is literally so real. It reminds me of me and my friends where we will all enjoy something and then I just take it way too far and become so hyper fixated on it for so long and know way too much about it

I don't know why, but for some reason, Jarvis having more information about Pokemon than Siri is hilarious 😂😂

Y’all are right about the cat name thing. When I was four, I got my very first cat, and when I was told I couldn’t name him Rosie, my next best option in my toddler brain was Jake from State Farm??? Love him dearly

so happy that pokémon has been slowly taking over the entire podcast. it really scratches my autistic brain to listen to jarvis talk about it because i don’t know anyone in real life that likes pokémon as an adult

I really hope that there is more segments of Jordan guessing Pokémon, it was really fun. I wouldn’t complain about more Pokémon on the podcast in general

Yeah, the Rick & Morty voices are pretty spot on. Maybe the Rick is a tiny bit less raspy but I fully agree like 99% of people won't notice. Voice actors in cartoons are pretty talented people. Like, did you know, in the original Lion King, Jeremy Irons only sings about two thirds of Be Prepared and the final verse is done by voice actor Jim Cummings because Jeremy Irons was experiencing vocal problems.

I relate to Jarvis zoning out while talking. Still engaging but just staring out into the void. I feel that.

as someone who works with dogs&cats, i can confirm the name thing lmao we currently have 3 dogs named variations of bella (bellatrix, bella mae, bela) and one cat named kit mittens

The one thing that should convince everyone that Roland is guilty is how fast EVERY company dropped him. They don't do that unless the evidence is OVERWHELMINGLY against him.

that fake restaurant prank was done in London sometime last year too, it was in a couple's garden I believe. So either this one was inspired by that or its been a thing for a while and people have been doing 'fake restaurants' that really seem like staged videos honestly, like they got their friends around and pretended they were strangers signing up for this dining experience. It just seems like there's so many hoops to jump through and no stories of people getting really pissed off that they've been fleeced.

Jarvis said "flying cockroaches" and I made an involuntary sound of disgust that I have never heard come out of anyone, including myself.

I could actually just sit through an hour of Jarvis and Jordan guessing pokemons

Jordan's quirked eyebrow in the thumbnail is INSANELY POWERFUL.

i automatically see "guys" as gender neutral, but if someone doesnt want to be called that then obviously i wouldnt use it

justice for jordans eurovision joke, im rewatching and its still very funny

I love the Boyz only episodes!

When I visited Wisconsin, I saw a Sandhill Crane for the first time, but I did not know that birds could look like that. I froze because I thought it was a freaking dinosaur. When I asked my friends what they were, they did a doubletake because they couldn't fathom that I didn't know what a crane looked like. Meanwhile, I thought Jurassic Park had a breach and that I was about to die.

The pokemon bit was so funny because Jarvis was like hey Jordan this will be really fun for you to do. Then spent the whole time showing off how well he could do on it 😂😂😂 i love it because that is totally something i would do 😂

yall had so much fun with the guess that pokemon game. jarvis lit up every time a new one came on screen for the chance to give fun facts, too- it was really sweet haha. I'd watch a whole series of jarvis hosting this game.

the guess that Pokémon section was super fun! i love how you've been incorporating little games recently. it's a really nice change of pace while still maintaining the same fun silly vibe. keep up the amazing work

I watched a show called The Worst Witch. It's about a girl who is magic but doesn't know she is magic, and she ends up going to a magic school to learn magic. In like, season 2, one of the main trio's actor left, and they just straight up replaced her. "Oops, a spell went wrong over the holidays, and now I'm stuck like this!". AND THEN For the last season, THEY DID THE SAME THING for the MAIN CHARACTER!!! Very few people cared. It was fantastic. The Rick and Morty voice "controversy" is an extremely online phenomenon. The average audience member just wants to watch a funny show.

I definitely feel that bit from the beginning about the cultural reach of the US. As a Canadian it's so hard to escape the American news cycle and culture exporting. It's to the point where I feel both disconnected from Canadian culture and am watching as American culture is imported in its place.

I’m pretty sure that Quaquaval’s dance style is based on Samba, which is because Paldea is based on both Spain and Portugal, with the latter having colonized the area that became Brazil.

"would you be mad if you waited a year and a half for a reservation and this is what you showed up to?" Girl I'd never wait a year and a half for a reservation anyway 😅

I paused the podcast when Jordan said, “Howdy” because it felt so out of character and i’m glad that it was immediately addressed 😂

I have one of those rugs with a fake hole in it and my cats originally wouldn't walk over it and occasionally would try to drop their toys into the "hole". Now they lay in the center of it since they know they can't fall

sad boyz has become my favourite podcast as of late :D you guys are awesome :)

Love the pokemon section, I thought maybe I could do okay with guessing the gen 1s and turns out I know next to nothing 💀 genuinely impressed by Jarvis's grasp on Pokemon identification!

So i am a former graphic designer for a small tech company, and i did work for Planters. They refer to Mr Peanut as dying before baby peanut is born, and thus the peanut lineage continues. He is like a phoenix, rising from the ashes of his exploded car

I love that Jordan invented “Howdy” as a greeting

one of my earliest memories of existence is lying in bed having my baby bottle milk (yes that early) and watching a cockroach fly into the room. common occurrence in my part of the world (still terrifying)

I was feeling really down about some stuff but watching Jordan and Jarvis identify Pokémon cheered me up. ❤

writers should put anti-ai messages into their stuff so by 2026 the studios ai is trained to hate itself and it won't work properly

okay but somehow the bad trump impression makes it SO much better

lol talking about spider ratios, i was on acid one time when I realised something, I call it the Universal Spider Constant; no matter where you are, what you're doing, who you're with etc, at ALL times there is a spider within 6 feet of you. Maybe it's under your couch, on a tree, under a rock etc, it's there. It has no desire to harm you or anything like that, it's just a spider living its spider life, doing its spider things. But it IS there. I still dont exactly like spiders, but now I'm never freaked out or surprised when one suddenly pops up because yeah, as per the Universal Spider Constant, it was always there

Jarvis I personally maintain the idea that pokemon games only take place in popular japanese vacation spots. there's no way any pokemon execs have been to mexico lol this last gen was very much based on spain

7:20 I paused the episode to go look at videos of animals reacting to illusion rugs

Pro tip- take Liquid IV with you on a night out and you won't have a bad hangover the next day!!!

this is the only youtube channel where you can go and just witness "here's my nutsack" for an hour and a half

The fact that I'm as good as Jarvis is at Guess that Pokémon at guessing deep cut ABBA songs is somthing I'm weirdly proud of

I hope this becomes the biggest podcast on youtube. Literally the only one that's actually funny (every episode, not just this one, to clarify)

I wasn't a huge fan of the Pokémon section, but seeing Jarvis get so passionate was awesome! I love when ppl get to talk about something they're passionate about!

Concept: "Guess that Pokemon" except Jordan makes up names for the ones he doesn't know.

Jordan’s “fake gamer girl” joke was criminally overlooked.

Best ep in a while, was just thinking about the awful timing of the Planter's Funeral/Kobe's actual death just the other day and knew it'd be something Jordan would love to talk about. So glad I was right

Jarvis’s Pokémon knowledge is seriously impressive. Love hearing people talk about stuff they love

This was not a audio friendly episode lmao I couldn’t watch this while cleaning. Instead I’m guessing Pokémon with you all while I eat 😂😂

hello, i'm just here to let everyone know that the beatbox session at the end of the episode is highly underappreciated. it's at 1:23:42, go put a small spike in the audience retention graph

i love that sad boyz is slowly but surely becoming a pokemon podcast because i already loved it but pokemon is my special interest please keep talking about pokemon

I'm so pokemon pilled seeing jarvis go "OH ITS XURKITREE!" upon seeing sandy shocks had the same vibe of "ITS PIKACHU" scream in confidence vine at jigglypuff or whatever it actually was

My cat General Whiskers McFluffyface served in Iraq with his genetic weapon of a soldier, Chance (who is my dog and has no rank in the military due to his biological existence violating the Geneva Convention). General Whiskers McFluffyface (General for short, and Gen-Gen when using psychological humiliation tactics) is a purple heart with a medal of honor for his service. Chance is a veteran but has no titles or awards besides being the cutest little baby boy ever.

Jarvis the Paldea starters are all performers! Quaxly dances, Sprigatito is a magician, and Fuecoco sings :) ALSO AND MORE IMPORTANTLY… try the Iced Pumpkin Chai! I haven’t tried the latte bc I’m not a hot drinks person, but the chai is sweet, gentle and refreshing! (The last time I had it they made it awful BUT a normal one is really good 😂)

Im sorry but at 34:41 where jarvis leans so close into jordan with "hes a cat" and just hovers there for a few moments, is SO funny

I love when the episodes have time stamps, idk it just makes me feel more organised💖

The naming of cats is a difficult matter It isn't just one of your holiday games You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter When I tell you a cat must have three different names First of all, there's the name that the family use daily Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey All of them sensible, everyday names There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter But all of them sensible, everyday names But I tell you a cat needs a name that's particular A name that's peculiar, and more dignified Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride? Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo or Coricopat Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum Names that never belong to more than one cat But above and beyond there's still one name left over And that is the name that you never will guess The name that no human research can discover But the cat himself knows, and will never confess When you notice a cat in profound meditation The reason, I tell you, is always the same His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name His ineffable, effable, effanineffable Deep and inscrutable singular name Name, name, name, name, name, name 11:36

“he’s blue, so that’s good”😭

Love you guys ☺️🫶 just got the patreon and I’m absolutely obsessed, you guys are doing an incredible job and I love the variety of guests you have on the show, always so entertaining and enlightening 🥰

obsessed with the boys trying psl for the first time

haven't watched in a while before this ep but im always happy to see u guys only getting better and better at this podcast shit!!

Fun fact: I am very autism about gen4 so I am able to identify any gen 4 pokemon cry and it is a curse because I immediately get the happy shakes when I hear a gen 4 cry skdgdjg

feel very called out about the cat names bit, as my cat is named spaghettisberg’s address . . .

This was a very wholesome ep

my cat’s full name is “socket jeoffry jingleheimer jorts, registered piano technician” and i do feel like this exemplifies the cat names thing

I genuinely and sincerely loved the Who's That Pokemon portion. I know every single pokemon and it's fun to play along!

This podcast is somehow always on my exact wavelength, so damn good, aaaah!

My cat's name is Binka. I'm pretty sure I came up with the name for my first cat when I was five, after reading A. A. Milne's "Now We Are Six". I think there was a poem about 'Binker' in it somewhere. My partner and I also have a golden retriever, who we named Biscuit! 🥰

Need an airline with a general admission where people just stand like a concert

Jordan’s hip flexors go crazy it’s lowkey mesmerizing

Spirit airlines is still kind of a regular airline. I think a better US equivalent for RyanAir would be Frontier Airlines or Allegiant Air. If you haven't heard of those two budget airlines, there's probably a reason for that.

My cat's name is Burger King Parking Lot

I can’t lie, as someone studying in Europe Ryanair is a godsend. It’s great when your just going somewhere for a few days because you don’t have to bring many bags

when there’s a group of people where i know someone is uncomfortable with some variation of “hey, you guys” due to gender dysphoria i will often, as a guy, opt for “alright girlies” makes my transfem friends very happy 👍 outside of that, “listen up, gang” rules cuz it makes me feel like fred from scooby doo

Re: flying cockroaches - I lived in New Orleans for over a decade and one of the reasons I ultimately decided to get LASIK was that I had a traumatizing experience in which a roach flew across the room toward my face while I wasn't wearing my glasses 😭

Link wearing your merch to an event I’m assuming he knew you would be at is so heart warming to me. That he is that thoughtful ❤ subtext I came to you via mythical and love your content

I’ve used liquid IV, it does taste a little weird but its in the sports drink way. Like how gatorade tastes salty because of its electrolytes. If it’s too much just add some extra water to it and it’ll be more Edit: I adore the sprigatito line, I named mine Rosmariano.

My cats are called Bacon, Binky and Jinx. Does they count as out there names 😂 11:40

Jarvis's Pokémon special interest makes me really happy

SadBoyz single handedly keeping me sane while i move away from toxic family

Dirge is a funeral song. That's why it has rhe microphone

the 22 minute pokemon segment is why i watch this podcast

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"oh the replaced the voices? oh that won't work" *hearing 5 seconds* "yeah no they're fine. it doesn't matter."

somehow missed this one and saw it on my explore, thought it was infact the most recent sad boys till the "its fall" bit

i loved geeking out with jarvis about pokemon!! when i tell you i was YELLING clefeble😭

5:20 It's amazing how so many arguments for laws and regulations come down to "What does the Constitution say?". No one seems to challenge whether or not the Constitution is flawed in certain matters. The topic of adjusting it or making newer primary documents never comes up.

Ok but that beat was dope. Thank you for that ending rap. We will be expecting more

I love the Jordan and Jarvis Only shows and yes it’s because I’m emotionally stunted don’t think about it just accept the compliment.

This restraunt story is a re-run of The Shed at Dulwich c.2017, fake restaurant that was Tripadvisor’s #1 rated restaurant in London

Jarvis is such a pokemon nerd it is insanely cute you remind me of my friend . Yall would have so much fun talking

i am so glad people are noticing how weird ryanair's tik toks are it is so weird and off putting, they took the whole "ryanair sucks and charges for everything" idea and they're just being petty and childish about it like it fr feels like an immature guy being like "oh you don't wanna go out? well you're ugly anyway" like such toddler energy, makes me not wanna fly with them cause i don't find it funny it's just awful vibes

i fr had a customer come in who got PISSED at me for asking her to sign a single paper once so she could pick up her shit. As i’m waiting for her to sign it before she pouts away, i look down and see was wearing sandals that, in sparkly gemstones, had an american flag was wearing sandals that had an american flag on one foot and, I shit you not, in all caps, TRUMP. on her damn feet. i was laughing for the rest of the day

skeledirge's 'microphone' is the bird on its snout which is like a little fire spirit and also references those birds that clean crocodiles teeth? it's like a bunch of stuff XD

vicious ad read. I liked for the surprise. get you money boys

itz sad boyz timez

never have i clicked so fast on a video in my life. this "restaurant" is so funny

screaming at the screen the entire "guess the pokemon" section. straight up laying in bed yelling "LILEEP" into my empty apartment over and over.