This Anti-Masker Christian Movie is Even Worse Than You Think

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Kurtis Conner

Kurtis Conner

Күн бұрын

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I watched a movie called "2025: The World Enslaved By a Virus" and it's literally the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Let's talk about it :)
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@some_lettuce471
@some_lettuce471 2 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it when he said “let’s go ahead and add 100 sins” and the sin counter went from 4 to 400.
@jkam2393
@jkam2393 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit these bots
@tatumhardekopf4237
@tatumhardekopf4237 2 жыл бұрын
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS SHAHAHAHA
@armasleinonen7928
@armasleinonen7928 2 жыл бұрын
i think he meant multiply the sins by 100
@preslie983
@preslie983 2 жыл бұрын
i didn’t even notice that ohmygod 😭 KURTIS ARE YOU GOOD
@sadpileofgunk1460
@sadpileofgunk1460 2 жыл бұрын
+ and x just look so similar it’s easy to confuse them.
@littlelife101
@littlelife101 2 жыл бұрын
"bride and groomer" "young and impressionable" "appropriately aged wife" KURTIS YOU'RE KILLING ME 😭😭😭😭
@joeyjoe292
@joeyjoe292 2 жыл бұрын
“covid-18, finally” 😂😂
@lindamukarakate7511
@lindamukarakate7511 2 жыл бұрын
this is "life paragraph" erasure
@sleepyclowns
@sleepyclowns 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE that there was absolutely no victim blaming in this video too, oh man is it refreshing. fucking love Kurtis, it's the bare minimum but everything he does adds up
@a3u132
@a3u132 2 жыл бұрын
"1 out of 18 year old wives" sent me
@chayden153
@chayden153 2 жыл бұрын
"bride and groomer" was a top tier quote
@Doppiovinegar22
@Doppiovinegar22 5 ай бұрын
I'm German so I understand their language and I watched a video of them where they said that they met up when she was twelve... TWELVE she said that she didn't wanna be with him at first but he was the pushy one. I'm honestly sick to my stomach
@arandomgirlnameddenise9780
@arandomgirlnameddenise9780 4 ай бұрын
BRUH THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE ON A WATCH LIST 🤮
@danielladuck3323
@danielladuck3323 4 ай бұрын
SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL
@decayedbitch
@decayedbitch 4 ай бұрын
@@arandomgirlnameddenise9780 not watch list, actually arrested.
@Doppiovinegar22
@Doppiovinegar22 4 ай бұрын
@@arandomgirlnameddenise9780 for real
@franlougee1499
@franlougee1499 4 ай бұрын
So gross. He is a pedophile. So very disgusting and wrong.
@AndrewAmbrose
@AndrewAmbrose 2 ай бұрын
Why did the groomer slide across the hood of a car? To get arrested on the other side.
@user-db7jj6zu6w
@user-db7jj6zu6w Ай бұрын
BAHAHHA HELP I VGSDFWKUMYJ;LDW;
@BelovedVanillaBean
@BelovedVanillaBean Ай бұрын
@@user-db7jj6zu6wsomeone get her help.
@journey-man_official
@journey-man_official Ай бұрын
☝️ I think you made that guy have a seizure
@cassidyreid5059
@cassidyreid5059 Ай бұрын
Heheheheh, that's a good one
@sabsain2399
@sabsain2399 Ай бұрын
@@user-db7jj6zu6w same bro, same
@daithvader
@daithvader 2 жыл бұрын
The weirdest part of their relationship is him saying “finally 18” and THEN proposing, knowing he’s heavily religious just makes me think he was waiting to caboogle her.
@fennecfanatic5566
@fennecfanatic5566 2 жыл бұрын
That’s the way I’m referring to it from now on. “Hey babe, you wanna caboogle tonight?”
@procrastinating_celery4994
@procrastinating_celery4994 2 жыл бұрын
I like your vocabulary
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 2 жыл бұрын
Caboogle sounds like it would mean surprised. Flabbergasted, even.
@tokitoki9156
@tokitoki9156 2 жыл бұрын
@@fennecfanatic5566 "Oh babe, no caboogles like you do" (proceeds to intense caboogling)
@teethcoat4274
@teethcoat4274 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully he waited. Grooming is bad enough but if he actually had sex with her then its even worse.
@amyofthewood2578
@amyofthewood2578 2 жыл бұрын
They got a list of Christians' phone numbers from the police, but the government can't find any Christians? 😂😂😂
@apeanutonhawaii9722
@apeanutonhawaii9722 2 жыл бұрын
These bots are legitimately causing my violent tendencies to act up
@maria-vz1ls
@maria-vz1ls 2 жыл бұрын
@@apeanutonhawaii9722 same
@si3916
@si3916 2 жыл бұрын
LOLL
@danielbrown3048
@danielbrown3048 2 жыл бұрын
@Marfa Yay___🌺 oh shit that means his girlfriend can use this… finally
@Merpsicles
@Merpsicles 2 жыл бұрын
@@apeanutonhawaii9722 Despite the bots, nice Kaeya pfp
@gayraccoon353
@gayraccoon353 6 ай бұрын
What really pisses me off is the fact that the characters complain about celebrations and parties and meet-ups but ignore the fact LITERAL FUNERALS COULDNT HAPPEN. My cousin passed 3 years ago and hasn’t had a proper funeral, which makes it feel almost like we didn’t get to say goodbye to him. But yeah, not going to nightclubs or having dinner with friends is the worst thing that happened. Fuck this movie dude
@izabelasiczek3547
@izabelasiczek3547 4 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly! its scary how self centred and selfish these "Christians" are
@angelicasmodel
@angelicasmodel 2 ай бұрын
I remember when the PM or premier or whichever jurisdiction announced the first lot of restrictions where I lived, when speaking about funerals, he made a huge deal of 'yes, I know how hard this one is going to be,' acknowledging it was the worst restriction of them all. But these writers couldn't think of that?
@SimplyRowan
@SimplyRowan 2 ай бұрын
My mom couldn't be buried & had to be cremated, when being cremated is the only thing she DIDN'T want when she died. It was honestly upsetting I couldn't get her buried like I wanted.
@leannezezeski-sass2773
@leannezezeski-sass2773 2 ай бұрын
Fr not only did my Grandma die of Covid because they put all the patients in a rehab for old people but we still haven’t been able to have any type of memorial service for her yet and she died in 2021
@extraram896
@extraram896 Ай бұрын
I think about my dad who lost his sister just as Covid was making its rounds in the west; she passed away of stomach cancer around January of 2020 and my dad was offered to attend her funeral. My family lives in Australia & my dad's immediate family's from California, so he was offered to have the expenses of that flight to be paid for him. The lockdowns came and he couldn't go to say goodbye to his own sister off in person; nor could her own children and the other people in her life. My dad would pass away in his sleep in the middle of 2022 due to a sudden heart attack, and we were fortunate enough to be able to send him off with a funeral. The whole time, though, I just thought about how he couldn't see his own sister off, because of the lockdowns coming into action. I was grateful to be there to give him my farewell, but I was sad that he couldn't do the same to his own estranged family, or anyone else who'd lost someone during 2020 & 2021 that they couldn't see off, due to a global pandemic putting us at risk. But good to know these people know who really suffered, and that was people not allowed to attend parties or go to restaurants for a few weeks/months. Not the people who lost their lives or suffer with possibly lifelong affects of COVID, not people who couldn't say goodbye to lost love ones, but people who couldn't go out and have a nice time.
@thepridedoctor3250
@thepridedoctor3250 4 ай бұрын
I feel like the person who made this movie must’ve had covid because it’s got zero taste
@ninanotnini
@ninanotnini 4 ай бұрын
HELP
@4meraldglass
@4meraldglass 2 ай бұрын
oh my god thats beautiful
@pluto-skies4323
@pluto-skies4323 Ай бұрын
Love this.
@homemadecringeycontent6363
@homemadecringeycontent6363 Ай бұрын
Goddamn, that is savage
@Sam-wq9vi
@Sam-wq9vi Ай бұрын
I feel like the person who made this movie has a covid-19 year old girlfriend who he waited for to turn 18.
@lemoncakes896
@lemoncakes896 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re not setting a good example for your wife. She’s young and impressionable” ☠️😭 killed me with that one
@cl0p38
@cl0p38 2 жыл бұрын
Fr, that joke came out of nowhere lmao
@lemoncakes896
@lemoncakes896 2 жыл бұрын
Covid-18. Finally 😂 I’m actually laughing out loud
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 2 жыл бұрын
Still can’t believe he said “FINALLY 18! 😀” like bro what 😭
@krismuttz
@krismuttz 2 жыл бұрын
same😭
@heyguys4571
@heyguys4571 2 жыл бұрын
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@abribri2506
@abribri2506 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re not setting a good example for your wife, she’s young and impressionable” LMAOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@autodidacticartisan
@autodidacticartisan 2 жыл бұрын
Just straight up copied that other comment almost word for word. With the same emojis
@abribri2506
@abribri2506 2 жыл бұрын
@@autodidacticartisan I swear I didn’t see it😭😭😭
@autodidacticartisan
@autodidacticartisan 2 жыл бұрын
"That's not a good example to be setting for your wife, she's young and impressionable 💀" It was also posted an hour before you. I call bs that that was a coincidence. Now I'm not a statistician but the chances of that are so low that you could basically say that its impossible
@sjey6396
@sjey6396 2 жыл бұрын
@@autodidacticartisan calm down, it's a KZfaq comment section not a master's thesis. It's a funny quote that multiple people are commenting, and it's giving more engagement to Kurtis
@sloanethefullygrown5086
@sloanethefullygrown5086 2 жыл бұрын
@@autodidacticartisan they're both quoting the video and using a common emoji???
@Em-rr2sh
@Em-rr2sh 2 ай бұрын
As a Christian whose family member died from COVID leaving behind her children, I PUT MY DAMN MASK ON AND GOT VACCINATED
@kingroi42
@kingroi42 Ай бұрын
EXACTLY!
@GachaLifeGirl
@GachaLifeGirl 24 күн бұрын
You are a true Christian.
@DerrickWinston
@DerrickWinston 22 күн бұрын
type shiii sahhhh
@dmize2839
@dmize2839 22 күн бұрын
Fuck COVID.
@DarkArachnid666
@DarkArachnid666 7 күн бұрын
@@GachaLifeGirl A true Christian? For all you know, OP might have a basement full of the rotting corpses of his or her victims!
@WelloBello
@WelloBello 6 ай бұрын
*Makes entire movie proclaiming how Christian he is* *Grooms kids* The jokes write themselves.
@derdevil8307
@derdevil8307 26 күн бұрын
Yeah he’s completely doing the opposite of what Christianity is supposed to be lol
@meganchambers8108
@meganchambers8108 2 жыл бұрын
"I can get all the phone numbers of the Christians if I hack the police," has the same energy as "I resign as president of the bank."
@meganchambers8108
@meganchambers8108 2 жыл бұрын
@Victoria lolno I feel very honored 💛
@rahulmenon4357
@rahulmenon4357 2 жыл бұрын
They should have got NWA to make "Hack the Police"
@linhquach4768
@linhquach4768 2 жыл бұрын
Also, the "minister of propaganda" has the same energy as "president of the bank"
@aliyasexception
@aliyasexception 2 жыл бұрын
omg this got me lmao i laughed for 3 minutes after reading this one
@Eggsther
@Eggsther 2 жыл бұрын
the disrespect to Neil Breen's script writing smh
@katieb3172
@katieb3172 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this whole thing is we are supposed to believe that all of these worldwide developments not only happened without a GINORMOUS uprising, but that they all were instilled into society, including a WORLDWIDE language, over the course of 5 years.
@jaynenunya6070
@jaynenunya6070 2 жыл бұрын
I took Spanish for over 5 years and still can't speak it
@MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat
@MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat 2 жыл бұрын
Just goes to show how disconnected he is from the real world
@juliettekudrick8186
@juliettekudrick8186 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, but you’re using logic, something this man has clearly never even tried to do in his entire life.
@k.k.7797
@k.k.7797 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaynenunya6070 I’ve been learning English for 20 and still suck
@heyguys4571
@heyguys4571 2 жыл бұрын
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@nationwidelikesgenocide5798
@nationwidelikesgenocide5798 5 ай бұрын
This movie feels like a high school presentation. Everybody is really awkward and doesn’t totally know their lines. Their topic doesn’t make sense and they needed to fill slides with bullshit because there was a required amount of slides
@lillyie
@lillyie Ай бұрын
they couldn't be bothered to re-do lines
@xoxojkaiya
@xoxojkaiya 3 ай бұрын
"Finally, 18" is insane in astronomical units.
@keoxxy5359
@keoxxy5359 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the “hacker” literally just went on Wikipedia and google images
@yunnuc
@yunnuc 2 жыл бұрын
I love how it implies that Christianity is "banned" but all information of it is readily available on not just the surface web, but Wikipedia 😭.
@isaiahsimmons5776
@isaiahsimmons5776 2 жыл бұрын
wikipedia is a deep web invention
@HelloHamburger
@HelloHamburger 2 жыл бұрын
@@yunnuc Yeah, and that without Christians, there are enough people to run Google’s/Wikipedia’s/Other sites’ content. Like, it seems unlikely that without that vast amount of people in the US, these servers could function.
@Ian-bt8dz
@Ian-bt8dz 2 жыл бұрын
Uh yeah? You have to have special clearances to look at that stuff
@loopha
@loopha 2 жыл бұрын
Girl didn’t even go on incognito mode
@rahhhhh6681
@rahhhhh6681 2 жыл бұрын
“Being Christian is illegal now..” buddy the only reason the police are coming after you is because your fiancé is fresh outta highschool
@_o6629
@_o6629 2 жыл бұрын
Deadass!
@laureneuler1826
@laureneuler1826 2 жыл бұрын
I was 19 before I graduated
@NotMe-yh5gi
@NotMe-yh5gi 2 жыл бұрын
@@laureneuler1826 that statement is pointless if you say “before I graduated”
@leikoduende
@leikoduende 2 жыл бұрын
that's what he understands from Christianity
@l-b01josefandres44
@l-b01josefandres44 2 жыл бұрын
@@laureneuler1826 damn that old, you started at six years old or something?
@PapaPalina
@PapaPalina 4 ай бұрын
I only thought of this a YEAR LATER, but at 17:40 , if the police have all the phone numbers of all the Christians like they say, why aren’t they all arrested??
@BeTheAeroplane
@BeTheAeroplane 4 ай бұрын
Because they're the smartest christians that haven't been caught yet 😎
@PapaPalina
@PapaPalina 4 ай бұрын
@@BeTheAeroplane YOOOO I didn't think about that 😱
@MrCrowley2474
@MrCrowley2474 5 күн бұрын
Because they only have their first names.
@tacticallemon7518
@tacticallemon7518 6 ай бұрын
nothing screams snowflake quite like making a movie where you’re persecuted because you’re too much of a crybaby to fight a virus
@bararobberbaron859
@bararobberbaron859 3 ай бұрын
Doesn't even have to fight, just wear a mask in public and don't gather into large groups with little distance between y'all.
@tacticallemon7518
@tacticallemon7518 3 ай бұрын
@@bararobberbaron859 but muh freedums
@dvg1985
@dvg1985 7 күн бұрын
💯💯💯
@arya3746
@arya3746 2 жыл бұрын
“give it up for the bride and groomer” had me ROLLING
@chae_doll
@chae_doll 2 жыл бұрын
The bots in your replies 💀
@arya3746
@arya3746 2 жыл бұрын
@@chae_doll IT’S HORRENDOUS
@heyguys4571
@heyguys4571 2 жыл бұрын
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@itsAngiedamnit
@itsAngiedamnit 2 жыл бұрын
Wow look we got a bot party going around here 😻
@_4_0_4_6
@_4_0_4_6 2 жыл бұрын
I snorted lol
@passtheboxfox5374
@passtheboxfox5374 2 жыл бұрын
The reasoning for Christians being oppressed wasn't even explained. Rating this movie "finally 18" out of 10000000
@Laura-gd4ku
@Laura-gd4ku 2 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t matter it’s communism
@Shrimpyfellow
@Shrimpyfellow 2 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@nomoretwitterhandles
@nomoretwitterhandles 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO with the "finally 18" part
@shovel_salesman
@shovel_salesman 2 жыл бұрын
@@Laura-gd4ku the anarcho-marxist commu-islamists
@larkspur1517
@larkspur1517 2 жыл бұрын
also love how they're trying to make christians look oppressed when in reality they're more likely to be the opressors btw, what about jewish, muslims, and literally every other religion in this movie?
@TheChair-516
@TheChair-516 6 ай бұрын
As a very, very, very amateur movie maker, I can confidently say that me and my friends made batter movies in Highschool
@widdlepocketmarcy
@widdlepocketmarcy Ай бұрын
oooh, really? yum! what find of desserts did you make? :O
@s0upy_w0py_me0w
@s0upy_w0py_me0w 3 күн бұрын
I understand your grammar more than this movie
@obviousghost5895
@obviousghost5895 6 ай бұрын
When the sergeant talked about forcing everyone to have the same VALUES, my jaw dropped. Like... Christians literally want everyone on earth to believe in the same thing. What?
@ethandollarhide7943
@ethandollarhide7943 6 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about " Traditional Christian Values" is the fact that they literally only exist when they're being used to mock, disrespect, or alienate an " Non Traditional Group"
@impofstpete727
@impofstpete727 6 күн бұрын
I liked this so it could have 69 likes.
@mattsherack
@mattsherack 2 жыл бұрын
One reviewer described it as “A Christian persecution movie made by people who never had to face persecution in their lives” and I don’t think a more perfect description could’ve been said
@danyellej9940
@danyellej9940 2 жыл бұрын
Man what are these replies?
@WeedGrandma
@WeedGrandma 2 жыл бұрын
That's honestly the best way to describe it
@lumini3172
@lumini3172 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gods. What the frick is up with the bots lately? Were they always this bad?
@royalblanket
@royalblanket 2 жыл бұрын
@@lumini3172 For some reason they're raiding kurtis really bad rn. Maybe he's been trending or something
@mattsherack
@mattsherack 2 жыл бұрын
@@lumini3172 I don’t know but it makes me sad because with every notification I get from them I get excited by the possibility of someone leaving a nice or meaningful reply :(
@akire8184
@akire8184 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way the movie is supposed to be about “Christian oppression” but the government doesn’t even bother censoring the internet for Christian content.
@christiebreeechelon
@christiebreeechelon 2 жыл бұрын
Or go after all the Christians they already have the phone numbers of.
@k_schreibz
@k_schreibz 2 жыл бұрын
These are the same people who see a 4chan post and think it is a secret message sent to them by God. They are not smart and don't understand how things work.
@badtostada6123
@badtostada6123 2 жыл бұрын
you are in a bubble buddy.... you have no idea how bad censorship and government over reach is
@TracyTheSirenTV
@TracyTheSirenTV 2 жыл бұрын
People still make laws based on their Christian beliefs and they seriously think their rights are being taken away
@hiiilolol
@hiiilolol 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, its not just about the internet though. i hope u realize countries besides america exist and religious oppression in general (not just for christians!!!) exists. other than that i do agree we are not how this movie is.. at all.
@jenshaw8085
@jenshaw8085 4 ай бұрын
“Instead of Covid 19, it’s Covid 18…finally” 😂😂😂 Good one!
@nicholasadcock5451
@nicholasadcock5451 2 ай бұрын
I love it when the director of a movie is also the star. Nothing has ever gone wrong with that duo
@batfiti
@batfiti 29 күн бұрын
Yep proof Neil Breen
@bastienfelix4605
@bastienfelix4605 Жыл бұрын
You know it’s bad when the director is also the main character.
@kademcarthur5362
@kademcarthur5362 Жыл бұрын
Star Trek V and the Room basically.
@BlueberryMuppet
@BlueberryMuppet Жыл бұрын
dhar man
@iinfactdidnotsignupforthis7544
@iinfactdidnotsignupforthis7544 Жыл бұрын
The room rn: 👁👄👁
@bloodiedbitch.
@bloodiedbitch. Жыл бұрын
i think Melanie Martinez directed/produced k-12 and she's the main character oops
@iinfactdidnotsignupforthis7544
@iinfactdidnotsignupforthis7544 Жыл бұрын
@@bloodiedbitch. melanie is the exception
@neginarezayi
@neginarezayi 2 жыл бұрын
“a world where christianity is illegal” they wanna b oppressed so bad 😭
@peanutfries3217
@peanutfries3217 2 жыл бұрын
I'm still asking myself what they did to make people want to make Christianity illegal lol
@hiiilolol
@hiiilolol 2 жыл бұрын
@@peanutfries3217 in some countries its not just Christianity thats illegal. almost all religions are illegal there except the one the government or majority of people believe in. its lack of religious freedom but as a Christian i dont think we're oppressed.
@coolbutnotverycool1440
@coolbutnotverycool1440 2 жыл бұрын
@@hiiilolol yeah if there was some kind of oppresive regime it would probably have banned all religions. Pretty weird that they would only mention christianity then🤔
@SWNavII
@SWNavII 2 жыл бұрын
😂💯
@hiiilolol
@hiiilolol 2 жыл бұрын
@@coolbutnotverycool1440 yeah it is weird. and they do ban all religions in some countries besides the one they worship.
@MrIdylex
@MrIdylex 6 ай бұрын
That bit about the family being executed is especially disgusting given the circumstances. It’s basically saying “yeah, I know some people are gonna die but I still shouldn’t have to wear a mask”
@miriamhalpern3026
@miriamhalpern3026 3 ай бұрын
Muslims and Jews be looking at Christian’s like “bro you think covid mandates are religious oppression? Clearly you’ve never had to evacuate your place of worship due to a bomb threat.” Jews were just like “oh, we have to hold religious services in our homes for a bit? That’s easy, my grandma did it in Europe with far fewer resources.” My Muslim friends were like “yeah I pray from home five times a day anyway. Frankly I’m just glad I’m able to.”
@Knightwolf1994
@Knightwolf1994 5 күн бұрын
"My grandma did it in Europe with far fewer resources." Holy shit that's dark.
@user-nl1tf3yw1p
@user-nl1tf3yw1p 4 күн бұрын
​@@Knightwolf1994 I don't get it
@megustamegiwana434
@megustamegiwana434 2 күн бұрын
@@user-nl1tf3yw1p the holocaust
@taevantox
@taevantox 2 күн бұрын
​@@user-nl1tf3yw1pthe holocaust my guy 💀
@emjones6663
@emjones6663 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the “hacker” uses only Google and wikipedia to track down the Christians💀 that is some high-level hacking
@ghosttriesliving_Art
@ghosttriesliving_Art 2 жыл бұрын
I also love the fact it's outlawed and everything but they never took down any information or websites about it allegedly.
@infinitetenzer042
@infinitetenzer042 2 жыл бұрын
If that's hacking then my two years of studying were for nothing🥂😭🤣
@monarxsiramirez1720
@monarxsiramirez1720 2 жыл бұрын
Movie hacker be like: *highlights words on Wikipedia page* 👩‍💻
@mildsoup8978
@mildsoup8978 2 жыл бұрын
I believe the rule is if you wear a hoodie while at a computer you are a hacker, regardless of what you are doing.
@solus8685
@solus8685 2 жыл бұрын
Every student ever: "You know, I'm something of a hacker myself"
@armstrong.r
@armstrong.r 2 жыл бұрын
The irony of the synopsis saying "communism is all over the place" and showing the spread of Christianity at 20:48 with bright red is fucking incredible.
@lnhp5592
@lnhp5592 2 жыл бұрын
i mean, tbh, if this movie teaches you anything, it's that the target demographic doesn't know what communism is.
@jjberg83
@jjberg83 2 жыл бұрын
Inbred Dawn
@armstrong.r
@armstrong.r 2 жыл бұрын
@@lnhp5592 True enough, but I feel like most people don't know what communism is lmao
@jessn.3851
@jessn.3851 2 жыл бұрын
@@armstrong.r A lot of people definitely don't know what communism is.
@wolfslullaby
@wolfslullaby 2 жыл бұрын
or how a virus spreads lol
@mistervader
@mistervader 6 ай бұрын
This is the kind of movie that porn stars trying to go “legit” would leave out of their resume. Better yet, the type of movies an actor looking to get INTO porn would leave out of theirs.
@tsk5328
@tsk5328 18 күн бұрын
well said 🤣
@Girlovesfashion
@Girlovesfashion 4 ай бұрын
This movie is im-proper-ganda. Turns people away from whatever it's trying to draw people towards.
@steynravenshorst3463
@steynravenshorst3463 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine as a punishment someone just say: “That’s it, you’re going in the Piss Pool”
@roxirock5455
@roxirock5455 2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna start doing that
@12dakis
@12dakis 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Dwight’s hand desanitizing station
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 2 жыл бұрын
Sadly some people wouldn’t see it as punishment
@michellemeeusen4098
@michellemeeusen4098 2 жыл бұрын
Just started the video, wildly curious what this is about
@localleandealer3425
@localleandealer3425 2 жыл бұрын
did you mean: dashcon, Jul 11, 2014 - Jul 13, 2014
@Bumblebeerocks23
@Bumblebeerocks23 7 ай бұрын
I love when he said “let’s add another 100 sins” the sin counter went from 4 to 400 and not 104
@clownyness
@clownyness 6 ай бұрын
I was scrolling comments to see if someone else saw that
@mmz12
@mmz12 3 ай бұрын
I was so distracted by this, I couldnt properly watch the rest after.
@shazimei
@shazimei 2 ай бұрын
YES SOMEONE FINALLY MENTIONED IT
@RoyalChicken1212
@RoyalChicken1212 2 ай бұрын
This mistake deserves 100 sins
@4meraldglass
@4meraldglass 2 ай бұрын
I SAW THAT TOO LMAO
@evanshannon
@evanshannon 3 ай бұрын
Just finding this video now in Feb 2024 and it’s so hilarious how NONE of what these people claimed was going to happen, actually happened. They’re so desperate to be oppressed
@ethandollarhide7943
@ethandollarhide7943 3 ай бұрын
If Christians ever do become oppressed it will be because the people they love oppressing rose up against them and gave them a taste of their own medicine.
@roliepolieolie8230
@roliepolieolie8230 12 күн бұрын
Hey there’s still time
@jwood8769
@jwood8769 6 ай бұрын
I’m currently sick with Covid as I’m watching this. And I used to say I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy. Until I watched this and I would be more then happy to be in a room with this guy and just cough all my Covid germs all over him.
@iiitsRachel
@iiitsRachel 2 жыл бұрын
"what would Jesus do? idk, but he wouldn't make this fuckin movie" is a fantastic critique of a film
@pugisolation
@pugisolation 2 жыл бұрын
He also wouldn't groom a child
@boredoutofmymind.9685
@boredoutofmymind.9685 2 жыл бұрын
he really wouldn’t though 💀
@danix4883
@danix4883 2 жыл бұрын
A lot of people forget that Jesus was all about helping people, if he saw this shit, Jesus would be laughing tbh
@nomisunrider6472
@nomisunrider6472 2 жыл бұрын
Probably heal the sick and preach against going to church while the pandemic is on. No joke, there's a Bible verse where Jesus says that people who pray in public are hypocrites who are simply performing for their fellow man and true believers should pray quietly at home. I had quite a few Christian friends and family wielding that verse against people who were going to church purely to demonstrate how "faithful" they were to others.
@alisha8099
@alisha8099 3 ай бұрын
Viruses are great mother Nature's immune system, desperately trying to get rid of her parasites. And what are the parasites doing ?! They invent vaccines to disrespect her further!! Humanity is disgusting...
@rosalierowan
@rosalierowan 2 жыл бұрын
The “Covid-18…finally” joke was so freaking clever I can’t
@haydenh3015
@haydenh3015 2 жыл бұрын
I sat here for a good 45 seconds with the video paused trying to figure it out before I finally got it
@hiasyed7610
@hiasyed7610 2 жыл бұрын
@BerryBits the movie guy's wife was 18 when he married her
@noamartinez2478
@noamartinez2478 2 жыл бұрын
@BerryBits he started the caption with “finally 18 🤩” and he was like “covid-18…finally!”
@gustavoclarindo101
@gustavoclarindo101 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that until the last 18 joke at the end of the video🤣🤣
@JustineAshton
@JustineAshton 2 жыл бұрын
I read this before he said it and was like “wait how is that funny?…” but in context it’s incredible lmao
@bellhop_phantom
@bellhop_phantom Ай бұрын
1 year left!
@staggys5011
@staggys5011 6 ай бұрын
The physical pain this Movie gives you as a German, hearing those german "actors" speak is immeasurable. Still worth the watch!
@cs39876
@cs39876 2 жыл бұрын
"I will bring it to the masses urgently" "Ok, sounds good" WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
@magnetsonfridges
@magnetsonfridges 2 жыл бұрын
STOPPPG I KNOW RIGHT
@britney11711
@britney11711 2 жыл бұрын
She definitely didn’t mean to say masses but just went with it 😂😂😂😂😂
@magej1
@magej1 2 жыл бұрын
@Quark yes i agree
@soophiee4400
@soophiee4400 2 жыл бұрын
@Quark I belive people can be any religion they want as long as there not hurting anyone
@beafraid2951
@beafraid2951 2 жыл бұрын
@Quark yeah you're not Kurt's target audience. You can leave 🤗
@mattuwu9978
@mattuwu9978 2 жыл бұрын
“Christianity is illegal in my imaginary world! Being persecuted for your religion is so scary!” Jewish people, Indigenous groups, and European pagans; historically persecuted by Christians: 😐😐😐
@VARNELL168
@VARNELL168 Жыл бұрын
WHOO PAGANS
@anikagh
@anikagh Жыл бұрын
even muslims in china and us and in france
@Nodame
@Nodame Жыл бұрын
forgot about muslims
@mattuwu9978
@mattuwu9978 Жыл бұрын
@@anikagh Yeah, I should’ve included Muslims for the persecution they faced during the Crusades. But in cases like China and France, the persecution isn’t arising directly from Christians, as France and China are largely non-Christian/secular, or don’t have an as-deeply-ingrained and influential Christian culture (at least, for France, not anymore). It’s more akin to generalized xenophobia, especially in China. China is huge on cultural homogeny, France hates brown people.
@charlatte4052
@charlatte4052 Жыл бұрын
@@VARNELL168 huh
@karina2701
@karina2701 3 ай бұрын
I love the idea that part of their worst fear is globally speaking the same language
@luna_swan0853
@luna_swan0853 6 ай бұрын
Imagine thinking 1) religion would ever be banned since -it’s under the first amendment -separation of church and state doesn’t exist anymore 2) assuming only christains would be hunted down since there are h dozens of mainstream religions and probably hundreds being taught around the world
@ethandollarhide7943
@ethandollarhide7943 6 ай бұрын
Other Religions don't have the Persecution Complex that Christians have.
@casrrole
@casrrole Жыл бұрын
Oh Kurtis is giving this guy WAY too much slack. Firstly, he was 19 when he started dating his then 14 year old girlfriend. This was confirmed by an Instagram post he made 9 months before her 18 year old birthday, where he said they celebrated their 3 year anniversary. But that’s not the worst of it. This guy is a YOUTH PASTOR. Yes. He is a YOUTH PASTOR. He worked with teenagers under the age of 18 and that’s how he met his girlfriend. Let that sink in.
@madeegaindraws
@madeegaindraws Жыл бұрын
... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
@sejalb725
@sejalb725 Жыл бұрын
oof.
@awanti26
@awanti26 Жыл бұрын
Wtf 😢
@frozenbinarystudio
@frozenbinarystudio Жыл бұрын
Many such cases
@cathleenlia9590
@cathleenlia9590 Жыл бұрын
That's so fucked up. I literally found the same information on the churches website
@edgardavid1653
@edgardavid1653 2 жыл бұрын
I was born in what people would call a "developing country", now living somewhere else where life is better. It never ceases to amaze me how people who basically have known nothing but privilege feel they are being robbed of their rights if they're put in a mildly inconvenient position. Dude, people spent the days watching Netflix during the lockdowns here, while there was people in my country who had to decide between quarantine or starvation.
@psychedelicanxiety8011
@psychedelicanxiety8011 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you are doing okay! And yes it’s so stupid what people who have never known true struggle are doing with this pandemic. Acting like it’s their victim moment when there is real people struggling in the world. ❤️
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 2 жыл бұрын
I mean there were plenty of people who had it really bad during the early lockdowns in the US - but the biggest complainers about the covid restrictions are the people who could easily live comfortably in their homes for the next 50 years without worrying about money or their mental health, AND people who wear glasses because their glasses fog up with the masks on but they still wear masks anyway. I've had to wear a mask longer than most people and I'm so fucking tired of it because of these selfish dickheads who can't just mask up, wash hands, and stay home.
@edgardavid1653
@edgardavid1653 2 жыл бұрын
@@psychedelicanxiety8011 life has never been better for me. Thanks for your good wishes 🙂.
@edgardavid1653
@edgardavid1653 2 жыл бұрын
@@FrenkTheJoy same here. Cyprus, where I live now, is not a rich country at least for European standards. There were people who struggled, but the social security network here is pretty decent. There were people who were complaining that people receiving stimulus checks were making more money than those who kept on working during the lockdowns, go figure. But yeah, the noisiest where people very well off and religious nuts. You see, it's not just an American thing.
@FEARitself100
@FEARitself100 2 жыл бұрын
For reeeeaaaal. Its pathetic
@fourstones1860
@fourstones1860 2 ай бұрын
Only one more year !! Cant wait !!
@epicjcb6265
@epicjcb6265 2 ай бұрын
Same
@luna_cas7
@luna_cas7 Ай бұрын
checked out his Instagram, the 18th birthday post is deleted and she's pregnant. congrats ig. another commenter mentioned they met when she was 12 and he was the one who wanted the relationship, she didn't want to be with him now they're having a child. that poor girl.
@luna_cas7
@luna_cas7 Ай бұрын
they started dating when she was 13 she and I are the same age..
@lbg9060
@lbg9060 2 жыл бұрын
As a German, this director guy should be so embarrassed saying that he's being oppressed because of his religion. I mean have you thought back to the other group of German people who were actually oppressed and murdered because of their religion my guy
@dewdrop5552
@dewdrop5552 2 жыл бұрын
Here in the Netherlands when there are protests against the covid regulations and such, there's always some people walking around with David stars or banners with texts with comparisons to that time. It's disgusting and disrespectful
@TObyvruh
@TObyvruh 2 жыл бұрын
Ich hasse Quer-Denker mit ein passion
@1971Woodstock
@1971Woodstock 2 жыл бұрын
See, that's the exact problem. This guy is a Querdenker (german word for people who believe the pandemic is a conspiracy). Querdenker-spaces are filled to the brim with rightwing people, and those conspiracies and rightist thinking are passed through chatrooms like it's nothing. So, denying the Holocaust and reversal of perpetrator and victim are a given. These people are the type to compare themselves to jewish people during WWII. They hold up signs during protests that allude to WWII. They wear David stars that say "unvaccinated". I'm 99% sure the parallels in this movie are purposely added in. This disgusting asshole knows exactly what he's implying, and he's proud of it.
@Patheticboytoy
@Patheticboytoy 2 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY
@bananajoe8707
@bananajoe8707 2 жыл бұрын
And to mention 'the ministry of propaganda' BRO that's so disrespectful, everyone here knows that that is something that actually existed during the dritte Reich
@RoyGBiv-lc8tv
@RoyGBiv-lc8tv 2 жыл бұрын
I’m am admittedly a Christian but the people who say “who cares about science or reality, my God will protect me at all costs” are so stupid. God gave you reason too. So use it.
@InvestmentIdea
@InvestmentIdea 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qtyChdmp0Za5ink.html Finally .
@chaosixis
@chaosixis 2 жыл бұрын
Descartes be like :
@meagan.868
@meagan.868 2 жыл бұрын
FACTSSSSA
@raymondkubiak1044
@raymondkubiak1044 2 жыл бұрын
As an Atheist, it is always nice to see Religious people with a brain. May your God continue to watch over you, and many blessings upon you and your family.
@Nike_IV
@Nike_IV 2 жыл бұрын
I want this to be the top comment Edit: finally Edit 2: well shit
@Ziggy_stardustttt
@Ziggy_stardustttt 6 ай бұрын
The whole move reminds me when i would play with my dolls but the majority of the story was me leaving them on the floor for like 3 hours then i would pick them up again and change the whole reasoning why the dolls were just there.
@meringue8058
@meringue8058 2 ай бұрын
no because “my antibody is christ” is literally what my pastor says (im forced to go to church im not religious at all)
@REDACTED-THE-COOLEST
@REDACTED-THE-COOLEST 2 ай бұрын
I was as well, im agnostic but my mom insisted, bc brazil is a very catholic contry
@r0ckin.r0byn
@r0ckin.r0byn 2 жыл бұрын
Its funny how people like this worship someone who was tortured and died for them yet you ask them to bear the slightest bit of inconvenience for the safety of others and they throw a fit
@jojo-he5gj
@jojo-he5gj 2 жыл бұрын
GOT EM
@spencerthestupidsamurai7326
@spencerthestupidsamurai7326 2 жыл бұрын
It just pisses me off, if I had to wear a mask for the rest of my life so that no one else had to, I would.
@ummm6068
@ummm6068 2 жыл бұрын
THIS
@ghoulishtoad
@ghoulishtoad 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus would wear 27 masks if he had to.
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus literally walked up to lepers and cured them. Jesus wouldn't want people to die of disease, especially if it was preventable
@noblebork7444
@noblebork7444 2 жыл бұрын
They could've made a better Corona joke. "What did Corona do to Jesus?" "What?" "Nothing, he's more of a wine guy."
@glowinthedarkzombie
@glowinthedarkzombie 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO it was right there as well. this movie has me convulsing
@marinamansfield5872
@marinamansfield5872 2 жыл бұрын
you should have directed this movie lol
@maxbracegirdle9990
@maxbracegirdle9990 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was trying to put together a "corona of thorns" joke since corona is Spanish for crown, and even that would've been better than the one they put in.
@ChristianF15cher
@ChristianF15cher 2 жыл бұрын
Ok dad.
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 2 жыл бұрын
**Clap!** This is the best part of the movie and it wasn't even real. Maybe they could a thought of that if they weren't so bitter about not going to the beach.
@alyssabischoff3212
@alyssabischoff3212 5 ай бұрын
The music in the Bible research montage threw me off cause I thought u just added that music in for comedic effect 😭 I can’t believe they were like “yeah 😎”
@ashcetenbeets5644
@ashcetenbeets5644 5 ай бұрын
The fact this movie has a target audience makes me doubtful of our species continued existence.
@tsk5328
@tsk5328 18 күн бұрын
The cast was the target audience.
@alexisflores4032
@alexisflores4032 2 жыл бұрын
The “give it up for the bride and groomer” almost dropped me to the floor for how brutal it was
@ninevehgrey
@ninevehgrey 2 жыл бұрын
@Reactance hey did you have a stroke or can I just not read
@maschaorsomething
@maschaorsomething 2 жыл бұрын
@Reactance Use a fucking comma for once holy shit.
@joshuazhong2520
@joshuazhong2520 2 жыл бұрын
@@ninevehgrey definitely a stroke
@thalyzasotus5229
@thalyzasotus5229 2 жыл бұрын
@Reactance hun wheres the periods and comas. Nobody can read what you just said babe..
@mewtuwa
@mewtuwa 2 жыл бұрын
@Reactance Are you saying grooming is a Christian thing?
@cornbone
@cornbone 2 жыл бұрын
i love that this guy's idea of what a dystopian world looks like is just fog everywhere
@jessethecomet4423
@jessethecomet4423 2 жыл бұрын
💀
@yona4121
@yona4121 2 жыл бұрын
He would literally lose his mind if he was in a hotbox 😭
@myriam1777
@myriam1777 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that like half the YA novels version of dystopia?
@gargles5270
@gargles5270 2 жыл бұрын
@@yona4121 he’d accuse them of witchcraft and have them executed
@overworkedwarlock94
@overworkedwarlock94 2 жыл бұрын
Dude would flip if he played Silent Hill.
@ThisIsMyCat1
@ThisIsMyCat1 2 ай бұрын
16:07 The unicorn Beanie Boo definitely adds to the legitimacy of this hacker
@agereartist3763
@agereartist3763 6 ай бұрын
They really said "What if we're opposed like Jewish people were during WW2" And then didn't even do that well
@negativefouriq2210
@negativefouriq2210 2 жыл бұрын
kurtis: “let’s add a hundred sins to the tally” kurtis: *multiplies by 100*
@Bruh-lb5yf
@Bruh-lb5yf 2 жыл бұрын
It's basic maths 4+100=400
@catpoke9557
@catpoke9557 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bruh-lb5yf No, it equals 4100. If you add a four to a 100 it isn't gonna eliminate the 100, smh. They taught this in school when they taught us wumbo. It's basic wumbology.
@joanliz3526
@joanliz3526 2 жыл бұрын
Idk what to tell you, it's just how it's done in Kurtistown
@joanliz3526
@joanliz3526 2 жыл бұрын
@@catpoke9557 Nobody appreciates the art of wUmBoLoGy anymore smh
@genderfluidlygay7146
@genderfluidlygay7146 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bruh-lb5yf horse junk.
@a24396
@a24396 Жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that "give it up for the bride and groomer" is some award worthy commenting?
@supersmashseandx1991
@supersmashseandx1991 11 ай бұрын
I couldn't come up with something that good if I had a perfect insult machine
@fuzzymelon1261
@fuzzymelon1261 10 ай бұрын
im 18 and im still dealing with extreme emotional distress from highschool. there is no way she is mature enought to marry
@_gay_grim_
@_gay_grim_ 10 ай бұрын
​@@fuzzymelon1261 and she was fourteen when they started and at the youngest he was 22, man is a whole on p;é:d;ō
@Jeeves-ye6yy
@Jeeves-ye6yy 9 ай бұрын
@@fuzzymelon1261 or it could be that you aren't emotionally stable for that and she was cause people are different. Besides here being 18 ain't the issue it's that she was 14 when the dude first started grooming her
@GaileyGarcia
@GaileyGarcia 9 ай бұрын
​@@Jeeves-ye6yy18 still is weird like freshly 18
@clydecash5659
@clydecash5659 3 ай бұрын
A future just a year away where Christianity is illegal? WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!!
@fourstones1860
@fourstones1860 2 ай бұрын
We just need to wait one more year
@vidhead85
@vidhead85 5 ай бұрын
Whenever I think my writing is ass, I think "Sharknado, Graffiti Bridge and THIS movie exists" and Kevin Sorbo STILL gets acting roles
@skribble-
@skribble- Жыл бұрын
they asked him to simply wear a mask and he made a whole ass movie about his entire religion being oppressed, this is THE peak baby shit ive ever seen lol
@ItsSquonkingTime
@ItsSquonkingTime Жыл бұрын
Not siding with this guy at all but they closed churches which is illegal in the USA
@djfebrezee
@djfebrezee Жыл бұрын
​@@ItsSquonkingTime My guy there have been nearly SEVEN MILLION deaths from covid, I think closing churches was the safest option here, and it it absolutely not illegal to close churches under government regulation.
@victorlinares4137
@victorlinares4137 Жыл бұрын
​@@ItsSquonkingTime indiscriminately tho. All public meatups were restricted so it wasn't illegal
@qwmx
@qwmx Жыл бұрын
​@@ItsSquonkingTime People can just used online chat sites.
@modishgen7481
@modishgen7481 Жыл бұрын
@@ItsSquonkingTime other places were closed too it wasn’t just Christian churches stop acting childish
@AnarchicKhajiit
@AnarchicKhajiit 8 ай бұрын
It makes sense that the dude would basically publicly admit to dating a 14 year old when he clearly has this much of a persecution fetish.
@theemeraldiris6702
@theemeraldiris6702 6 ай бұрын
Oh, you can date someone of the same sex just fine, but when I date a 14 year old girl everyone goes buck wild, so much for the tolerant left!!!! 😡😡😡
@gesublica
@gesublica 6 ай бұрын
Don’t agree with same sex attraction, but I think both sides look down on blatant pedophelia. If you are serious about that then you are disgusting
@joker6558
@joker6558 6 ай бұрын
@@theemeraldiris6702lol, sarcasm right?
@tiredspudguy6835
@tiredspudguy6835 6 ай бұрын
@@theemeraldiris6702 And for today's gold medalist in the "Self Report Olympics"...
@gregorymirabella1423
@gregorymirabella1423 5 ай бұрын
@@tiredspudguy6835 it was sarcasm.
@aga_TF_simp
@aga_TF_simp 4 ай бұрын
Just one more year to prove them wrong.
@nin1ch0
@nin1ch0 Ай бұрын
one more year until this comes true guys!
@cloudyskyz2237
@cloudyskyz2237 Ай бұрын
I’m so excited!
@ashbruv8590
@ashbruv8590 2 жыл бұрын
“And also I’m adding another sin for pushing a woman.” Kurtis, our true hero😌
@the_real_phatingle
@the_real_phatingle 2 жыл бұрын
He truly is our based king
@tinavanwey1308
@tinavanwey1308 2 жыл бұрын
If he saw these bots he would start pushing women
@ashbruv8590
@ashbruv8590 2 жыл бұрын
@@infinitypancakes1040 I really did
@cup773
@cup773 2 жыл бұрын
These bots are really starting to test my *patience*
@slytherindork8459
@slytherindork8459 2 жыл бұрын
@Marfa Yay___🌺 like his wife and their marriage. Only over 18
@AGLee-dn1vc
@AGLee-dn1vc 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this movie as a Christian IS SO PAINFUL I'm pretty sure this entire movie qualifies as a sin itself 💀
@SpicyApplePie
@SpicyApplePie 2 жыл бұрын
The unknown 11th commandment: thou shall not make shitty preachy movies in my name.
@skyefowler6528
@skyefowler6528 2 жыл бұрын
@@SpicyApplePie dude this movie lowkey actually using the Lords name in vain to justify their shitty content
@desotaku5202
@desotaku5202 2 жыл бұрын
That's not Christianity, that's american evangelist bullshit. The way americans twisted Christianity into some consumerist bullshit is insulting.
@bismarckus5745
@bismarckus5745 2 жыл бұрын
@@desotaku5202 agreed!
@bunnies9335
@bunnies9335 2 жыл бұрын
when you're going to hell for having watched this movie 😮‍💨😮‍💨😟
@Bl0xDoesntExist
@Bl0xDoesntExist 6 ай бұрын
As a christian I apologize for people who act like this
@danrandall3302
@danrandall3302 6 ай бұрын
Thank you on behalf of myself
@Evert1992
@Evert1992 26 күн бұрын
As a Pagan me and Wotan will never forgive you.
@tsk5328
@tsk5328 18 күн бұрын
@Bl0xDoesntExist awww thats sweet.
@thesame1991
@thesame1991 5 ай бұрын
I feel like they forgot to show "communism all over"
@hazey_dazey
@hazey_dazey 2 жыл бұрын
I like how ONLY Christianity is outlawed, instead of all religions, or even all Abrahamic religions. I guess the world government decided to give Christianity the middle child treatment
@darkprincette
@darkprincette 2 жыл бұрын
honestly, and i find it hysterical that there's so many christians that honestly believe something like that could happen. there are legitimately unaware of the fact that christianity is one of the most established religions in the world, and the most established in the usa.
@reubendaniel5691
@reubendaniel5691 2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian I’m alright with banning Christianity as it is (obviously not really, I just see why people hate on our religion lol) . We’ve gone so far from what our religion is supposed to mean at this point smfh Edit: this comment was made without thinking; hopefully I redeemed myself down there 👇🏾
@reubendaniel5691
@reubendaniel5691 2 жыл бұрын
@@darkprincette ye they think that they’re so oppressed in this day and age😢😢
@lickvinegarkids3654
@lickvinegarkids3654 2 жыл бұрын
The middle child treatment killed me
@avril6922
@avril6922 2 жыл бұрын
My whole Catholic family would still be able to go to church and pray, and my Jewish neighbors too ~
@felixia9558
@felixia9558 2 жыл бұрын
them laughing about covid "doing nothing" to people was so fucking vile, slap to the face of everyone who got sick, got lasting effets or died
@captaincaspian42
@captaincaspian42 2 жыл бұрын
as someone whose great aunt has died, my grandpa who died much faster from a compromised immune system, and my grandma who recently got diagnosed with covid, I hate people who says it doesn't affect people. My sister is home for the second week in a row after another kid in her class got a positive diagnosis. "bUt We CaN't Go To ResTaUrAnTs NoW-" ...those idiots.
@laurapitt4822
@laurapitt4822 2 жыл бұрын
@@captaincaspian42 idk anyone complaining about not being able to go to restaurants... 😬 Maybe it's an American thing..
@Bonnie-lo3zh
@Bonnie-lo3zh 2 жыл бұрын
@@laurapitt4822 trust me , I’m from Ontario Canada and a lot of young people here don’t give a cr*p. I lost some friends because of how messed up I learned some of their morals were.
@orangeismyfavoritecolor
@orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bonnie-lo3zh Why’d you censor “crap” hahah
@Princeomishore
@Princeomishore 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bonnie-lo3zh also from Ontario Canada and I know a few people like that as well sadly.... Unfortunately their are idiots everywhere in the world.
@0utsiders_Grrl
@0utsiders_Grrl 2 ай бұрын
As a Christian, this is... hhhhhhhhh... why??? Also, Wwjd if he saw this?! Like “me-damn, this. This. This... I don’t want to be credited in this!”
@memelordrick6649
@memelordrick6649 6 ай бұрын
Okay, okay, hear me out. That guy just was there, a black screen appeared, and then he disappeared. You know who else does that? SANS UNDERT-
@ariannabarde4730
@ariannabarde4730 2 жыл бұрын
As he appears to be from Germany, I’d like to apologise on behalf of all Germans. We usually make bad movies, yes, but not this awful.
@fenja3186
@fenja3186 2 жыл бұрын
As soon as they started to talk in english i knew they were German xD It’s the good old ✨accent✨
@sigismundtrostig818
@sigismundtrostig818 2 жыл бұрын
Ja moin😂 ich suche schon die ganze Zeit nach jemandem der bemerkt, dass das ein deutscher KZfaqr/Regisseur(kann man das sagen?😂) ist
@ohemgeeorgia
@ohemgeeorgia 2 жыл бұрын
german impressionism is phenomenal! you guys got that shit locked DOWN! this guy is a dick tho
@SpicyGelato98
@SpicyGelato98 2 жыл бұрын
@@fenja3186 I knew when I saw 'bezienung' on his insta. lol
@sigismundtrostig818
@sigismundtrostig818 2 жыл бұрын
@@fenja3186 yep
@505ism
@505ism 2 жыл бұрын
"instead of covid-19 it's covid 18 finally" had me hollering
@gwenethp511
@gwenethp511 2 жыл бұрын
@Quark chill let people be religious. Like as long as their beliefs don't justify them being assholes then it's fine.
@gamerboy-xr7fh
@gamerboy-xr7fh 2 жыл бұрын
@Quark you sound really ignorant. im not Religious myself but Religion has truly saved lives of people and if they are practicing to the point where it doesnt hurt anybody, leave it
@littlegirlblue6326
@littlegirlblue6326 2 жыл бұрын
@Quark who hurt you my guy
@boiongoingong
@boiongoingong 2 жыл бұрын
@@cdmk555 LMAOOOOO
@RoiGBoi
@RoiGBoi 2 жыл бұрын
@@gwenethp511 That account has been spamming the same thing throughout this video's comment section
@heckrum
@heckrum 3 ай бұрын
one more year guys!!!
@elanmayes
@elanmayes 3 ай бұрын
i’ve watched this video so many times over that i can’t read the word “propaganda” without pronouncing it “propERganda” LMFAOOOOOO
@tonystarksanxieties
@tonystarksanxieties 2 жыл бұрын
Out here making a movie about fictional christian persecution while grooming a minor. Gotta love the priorities.
@fetchmetheboltcutters
@fetchmetheboltcutters 2 жыл бұрын
I almost had a panic attack cause I thought u ment Kurtis was grooming a minor and I got scared and looked up “Kurtis conner grooming accusations” and all that came up was facial hair stuff then I realized I miss read your comment 😭
@sashiloo
@sashiloo 2 жыл бұрын
@@fetchmetheboltcutters Bro 💀💀💀 that’s so funny ngl
@tonystarksanxieties
@tonystarksanxieties 2 жыл бұрын
@@fetchmetheboltcutters oh nooo 😂🙈
@ru7931
@ru7931 2 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure that his actions are legal as long as they didnt start dating before tha age of 16
@tonystarksanxieties
@tonystarksanxieties 2 жыл бұрын
@@ru7931 just because it's legal, doesn't make it right :)
@humeluff
@humeluff 2 жыл бұрын
the German accent is probably the only realistic aspect of this movie
@solus8685
@solus8685 2 жыл бұрын
As a German, I was cringing at that Like, why speak English if you can't even pronounce half the stuff correctly lmao
@R0S3LYN3
@R0S3LYN3 2 жыл бұрын
And that one seemed natural so it's not even acting lmao
@R0S3LYN3
@R0S3LYN3 2 жыл бұрын
@@solus8685 .. I get what u mean. I also cringed at that as fellow German myself But like.. I feel like your last setence can be misunderstood easily (even tho I think I know what u mean). Him not being able to speak the language properly is not the problem here (cause if u have to communicate.. the only thing that matters is that u can understand each other). The problem I feel like is more important is... that despite his mediocre skills he makes a whole ass movie in English. A movie on KZfaq? Sure, that would be fine. But you actually have to pay to watch it. And that's where it get's weird Sorry for this pragraph. I hope u know what I mean Btw ich hätte das alles ja auch auf Deutsch schreiben können, aber dann verstehen andere Leute es sonst ja nicht. Idk, war mir irgendwie wichtig. Nicht hinterfragen xD
@Rafaela-lt2pg
@Rafaela-lt2pg 2 жыл бұрын
ooh THATS the accent! i couldnt identify it
@SasukeUchihaOfTheSound
@SasukeUchihaOfTheSound 2 жыл бұрын
Makes me ashamed of being german more than I already was before tbh
@RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH8
@RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH8 5 ай бұрын
i feel like gen x complain about how gen z are so 'woke' yet they are the ones getting mad about the fact alot more people are going athiest, its not a big deal, christianity is not becoming illegal, maybe we should focus on the face that gay people ARE becoming illegal
@hinachan70
@hinachan70 4 ай бұрын
I see it as, they're either scaring people away from Christianity (the gen X and baby boomers) or not giving compelling enough reasons to stay in or join it. Why believe in faith if you can't even convince me that you yourself are a good person? If this makes any sense..it sounded better in my head. Anyways, I've said to someone before that suddenly coming up and telling a person that they're sinning and will go to hell usually would want to make someone go athiest or agnostic.
@basicsimp8798
@basicsimp8798 6 ай бұрын
Peopel like Ben Shapiro being a failed writer makes perfect sense now.
@ethandollarhide7943
@ethandollarhide7943 6 ай бұрын
And now the poor guy has nothing to do but take his anger out on the Gay and Trans Communities.
@rileyywhited
@rileyywhited 4 ай бұрын
trueeee he’s jewish though and a zionist 🤮
@andrewsoon8062
@andrewsoon8062 2 жыл бұрын
It's weird how the police aren't wearing masks. Were those anti-mask actors too proud to do a mask-wearing role?
@HelloHamburger
@HelloHamburger 2 жыл бұрын
Probably, “f storytelling or protecting others, we are going to do what we want.”
@kuhntzzz
@kuhntzzz 2 жыл бұрын
anyone they employed for this probably all share the same values, and i wouldnt be surprised if the police actors claimed they couldnt breathe in a "muzzle" so they refused to wear a mask even if for a simple role and easy money LOL
@GonzoCiosain
@GonzoCiosain 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in a region where the virus is completely out of control, cases are sky high, hospitals are overwhelmed, and hardly anyone is vaccinated due to getting their news from bullshit on social media, but masks are still required most places. The cops here mostly don't wear masks. It's literally the only accurate part of this piece of shit movie.
@walexander8378
@walexander8378 2 жыл бұрын
I think they're trying to say the government doesn't follow its own rules. Which has been quite true during the pandemic especially with cops and politicians like Boris in the UK and Gavin in California.
@andrewsoon8062
@andrewsoon8062 2 жыл бұрын
@@walexander8378 Did they have the intelligence to intentionally put the irony there though?
@ke42002
@ke42002 2 жыл бұрын
Let me point out the irony of these actors being German, Christianity being illegal, they hide out in a bunker, and they’re executed…
@selmaferdjioui5873
@selmaferdjioui5873 2 жыл бұрын
omg yikessss! I’m pretty sure they hadn’t thought of that one when they made the movie 😭
@mon-coeur
@mon-coeur 2 жыл бұрын
@@selmaferdjioui5873 That is almost impossible. They teach WW2 and everything associated every year in school
@noface3641
@noface3641 2 жыл бұрын
oh yikes that's even worse...
@sweetsunia
@sweetsunia 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀 that's just......
@yanas9871
@yanas9871 2 жыл бұрын
​@@selmaferdjioui5873 no, they have actually thought of it, and these parallels are all intentional. The "Querdenker" in Germany (ppl protesting corona measures, many of them right-wing) seriously compare themselves to resistance fighters agaist nazis and to Jews persecuted under nazi reigime, so... yeah.
@KieshyCodes
@KieshyCodes Ай бұрын
9:40 trained first aid responder here! we do this to make sure they continue resonding!
@naomiweiss122
@naomiweiss122 3 ай бұрын
As a Christian, I found this hilarious and this movie is so cringe like wtf
@razanyoussef8760
@razanyoussef8760 2 жыл бұрын
When Christians are so obsessed with wanting to be oppressed that they have to write fan fiction about being oppressed! 🤩
@iloveJustinBieber774
@iloveJustinBieber774 2 жыл бұрын
NOT FANFIC
@jjberg83
@jjberg83 2 жыл бұрын
Persefiction
@masonthejar8890
@masonthejar8890 2 жыл бұрын
Y/N insert x confused German fake Jesus, 200K+ words, slow burn (in hell for fake Jesus because you just turned 18 and he has been grooming you for the past 4 years) 🤪
@SteenatheCatrobat
@SteenatheCatrobat 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the whole Left Behind series. That series would not fly today, holy shit.
@alexpaulk2819
@alexpaulk2819 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a real problem lol. I spent pretty much the first 18 years of my life that a gunman could walk into my Christian private school at any point and I would have to die for being a Christian. It was hammered into us that when we went to college (if we didn’t go to the Bible college that was connected to our school) that we would be persecuted and we would be outcasts. Now I realize they were trying to cover their toxic doctrine and condition us to believe that we were being bullied because no one wanted to hear the truth.
@jaxintheboxoxo
@jaxintheboxoxo 2 жыл бұрын
The whole “you should be happy for them, they’re going to heaven” is a sentiment I actually heard a lot growing up in the church. If someone died unexpectedly or was killed or anything like that, that was usually the first response
@TriniTron.
@TriniTron. 2 жыл бұрын
Saaame!! IT's actually the worst! I feel that sentiment only works for those who died of old age or were terminal
@hiiilolol
@hiiilolol 2 жыл бұрын
really? ive just heard that you should be happy theyre free from suffering but its okay to be sad. which is more reasonable but thats sick
@carlainepasicaran2230
@carlainepasicaran2230 2 жыл бұрын
There was actually a verse about like death is joy something like that I forgot about it but yeah, cause for Christian they will finally see God but you shoudnt be happy because someone is dead but because he/she will finally see God, that would be scary if someone is happy when someone died😂
@isaurak6693
@isaurak6693 2 жыл бұрын
Which is unbiblical ironically smh
@Nakia11798
@Nakia11798 2 жыл бұрын
My response to that growing up was always "so if I get murdered, my sins are forgiven"?
@knafjallravenrefur9648
@knafjallravenrefur9648 14 күн бұрын
as a german i should say sorry for this dumb movie and sorry that we havent put the zealot away lol
@jho9804
@jho9804 2 ай бұрын
The image of Jesus holding the boom mic during the entire movie 😂😂
@cupriferouscatalyst3708
@cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 жыл бұрын
Also, if Christianity is illegal, why would the cops keep a database on all the Christians' phone numbers? If they have a list of all Christians, wouldn't they just go and arrest them?
@babyfaceweeb8937
@babyfaceweeb8937 2 жыл бұрын
Don't insert logic to Christians wanting to feel persecuted.
@frostyskeletons8950
@frostyskeletons8950 2 жыл бұрын
Bad writing works in mysterious ways
@aisha5156
@aisha5156 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh, I wasn’t really paying attention to this, but anyways I think the police let them all off? Like maybe they just payed a fine or “denounced” their religion in front of them and they let them off but kept them on their watch list? My attempt at adding…something to this movie.
@MercurialMoon
@MercurialMoon 2 жыл бұрын
exactly what i was thinking shouldn't they be in jail already???
@sealedtugboat9965
@sealedtugboat9965 2 жыл бұрын
@@frostyskeletons8950 lol
@luigiepic
@luigiepic 2 жыл бұрын
as a screenwriter with a lot of writing anxiety, it truly does help to know that at least I’ll never write something worse than this
@TheManonCanon
@TheManonCanon 2 жыл бұрын
A silver lining 😌
@kaylynn4750
@kaylynn4750 2 жыл бұрын
Oh god, me too!! 😬
@lilycheese4
@lilycheese4 2 жыл бұрын
YES
@Tzinacacihuatl
@Tzinacacihuatl 2 жыл бұрын
As any type of creative this is, eh.. a godsend 😂 Why are we insecure when there's people UPLOADING THIS TO AMAZON OMG
@exosproudmamabear558
@exosproudmamabear558 2 жыл бұрын
Dude even wattpad ffs better than this
@Livingingratitudeforever
@Livingingratitudeforever Ай бұрын
I love the "oo" sound bite when something crazy happens and I'm dying to know the origin now.
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