Every song on this album needs at least three instruments removed from it.

“An album that will MAYBE go down as the worst album of the decade...” It did

You know how dads mispronounce Pokémon as pokiemans? This is like if your dad mispronounced the entire concept of modern music.

Just realized the Core part of the album title is a play on words for Corey’s first name. This album just does not stop delivering

Snoop recorded those lyrics on his phone and sent that shit in via carrier pigeon.

The album cover looks like the start screen of a shitty flash game

I got Corey Feldman and Corey Taylor confused so for a second I was listening to this thinking “damn the guy from slipknot really fell off”

I was watching Stand By Me with a friend, and when Corey Feldman was on screen I mentioned how he's a famous musician now. He went home and listened to this and told me he didn't want to be friends anymore.

Lickety Splickety's _A Series of Unfortunate Tracks_

It's like generic 2010s edm mixed with bad 90s pop while a tone deaf man sings country songs over it

0% guns 100% drugs 50% sex 100% autotune 0% talent

The sketches are actually so much crazier than you think. They intro with the Batman transition sound, are framed as being Charlie's angels briefings, play The Shaft theme, and use Mission Impossible dialogue ("your mission, should you choose"). Fucking insane

This album is what old people hear when they hear new music.

I finally realized that the angels are actually trying to place Corey back into hell in the artwork.

Dude thinks he's in the 80s, 90s and around 2009 at the same time

I always come back to this. It’s just tony fantony making flabbergasted faces for an hour set to the worst fucking music imaginable lmao, love it

Upcoming album review is Corey Feldman and Kid Cudi collab: Speedin Bullet 2 The Core

The year is 2056. Music has evolved to the point where all genres have melded together and everything has stagnated out. Music creators haven't created anything of value, or anything incredibly original, in years. The world is beginning to notice, and is looking for a solution. Anthony, who has long retired his channel and theneedledrop brand, goes through his old vinyl collection trying to reminisce of the now-named "Golden Age" of music. He tries to pull out his copy of The Money Store, but in his old age he trips and bumps his shelf. Suddenly, Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core falls into his hands. He remembers this review, and begins to play it. Completely opposite to this review, our Melon's eyes begin to light up as the music hits his ears. Everything has changed. The underlying genius of this album is just the thing that the world needs in this dire time. Anthony calls one of his old friend, Kanye West, and tells him he knows how to save the music industry. Kanye, who retired after the universal praise following eventual Yhandi's drop in 2032, uses his old connections to get Melon the attention he needs. Melon meets with the heads of the Sony, Universal, and Warner music labels. He gently puts his vinyl player on the table, and begins playing Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core. They are absolutely blown away. Corey Feldman is flown out to oversee the making of every new music project, and things are beginning to look up. His album flies up the charts, and overall reception of music is the best its been in years. Music is now in a renaissance rivaling none other. Corey Feldman and Melon are known throughout the world as the people that saved music. Eventually the two meet in person to converse about how the landscape of music has now been revived. Anthony is nervous 2 The Core, standing in the shadow of a revered legend. He does nothing but praise him and his brilliance. Corey offers no response, and merely squints his eyes at Melon. Anthony turns to leave out of embarrassment, but just as he has his back towards Corey, he feels a sharp stab. Blood drips down the yellow flannel as Melon turns his head to see Corey with a shining knife pulled out of his back. With a tear in his eye, Backthony Stabtano can only make out one word, "Why?" Corey mutters- "I remember." Anthony falls to the floor, and Corey begins to use his newfound power in the music industry to tarnish the legacy of theneedledrop.

This album legit might be a 10 for me. It is so unbelievably horrible that I am in love with it. Every time I listen to this album I enjoy it thoroughly because of just how funny it is. Edit June 15, 2024. I found out recently that this album was taken off streaming services, and I haven’t been right since. I need some prayers yall, I dont know if I can live without We Wanted Change…

Corey Feldman invented 50 new genres over the course of that album

This album's wikipedia page literally only three sentences "Angelic 2 the Core is the fifth studio album by American actor and singer Corey Feldman, released on June 22, 2016.[1] Feldman asked fans to help raise $105,000 to fund the album through Indiegogo,[2] but fell short and only raised $14,982.[3] The album was universally panned and is regarded as one of the worst albums of all time."

in 5 years I'm subscribed to this channel, this is the first time I've seen Anthony actually listen to music.

Video Game Drummer Productions 2 years ago (edited) 0:00 Introduction 6:39 Ascension Millenium 8:10 Lovin Lies 10:40 Angelic 2 the Core 11:42 Lickity Splickity 13:13 4Bidden Attraction 13:50 Crossed the Line 15:06 Bad People 16:36 Duh! 17:33 Everybody 18:48 Go 4 It! 21:09 Test 1 21:56 Seamless 24:47 Wanna Break Free 26:10 Negativity 28:10 Ya Got Me 28:56 Baby Blue Eyes 30:49 4 My Love 32:50 We Wanted Change 36:17 Take a Stand 38:52 Remember 222 40:37 Mercy 44:03 Working Class Hero 47:03 Final Thoughts

It’s obvious that some poor recording engineer or producer worked miracles to even get this thing to sound the way it did. Respect to them.

This album sounds pretty good if you don't listen to it

When snoop said “all she wanna do is twerk twerk, all I wanna do is party” over like five beats at once. That touched my soul 😩😢

This album is actually incredible, a non stop barrage of the worst sonic choices made in rapid succession

this album feels like being uncomfortable under a heavy blanket in summer

Guys, hear me out. Kid Cudi went from a 0 to a 10. Next Feldman album, guaranteed success with the melon!

Snoop Dogg is the Nicholas Cage of Hip-Hop

Petition to make Corey-core a thing. It’s all about bad photoshopping, camp, bad music and movies, cheap/free sound effects and loops (think pixabay and looperman), papyrus font and other cheap editing fonts, filters and effects. It’s mildly Y2K too, cause of the 2000’s-2010’s pop vibe a lot of his stuff and his vibe has.

this album sounds like sitting in traffic in a hot car, with someone who keeps changing the radio station, at 3pm on a Monday afternoon.

Is there anyone who enjoyed this album? Like, what did his family and friends tell him? What was his manager's feedback? This album just raises way too many questions it stresses me out

Angelic 2 the Core. The *CORE.* COREy Feldman made an album called ANGELIC 2 THE *CORE.* I JUST GOT IT. FUCK.

The craziest thing about the album, after having actually listened to it, is the fact that Anthony didn’t even choose the worst bits of the album This album has so much more in store if you dare to give it a listen

I’ve been feeling sick all day and wanted to be cheered up. I now feel more sick. I even had to call in sick to work. I’m not joking. The combination of this album and feeling slightly unwell has produced a new level of illness

Fantano laughing hysterically at these songs seems so much more insulting than anything he could have possibly said about them lol

The beats all sound like he hit the demo button on a Casio keyboard

41:21 Anthony's slow realization about Corey Feldman singing about his niece is so funny

This is the room of albums. It’s so bad that it’s genius. Truly hilarious. It makes you wonder what the psyche of someone who would make this music is like. Corey is either the least self aware person ever to live or he’s a genius comedian. Those are the only two possibilities.

This aint a review, this is a movie

This album is actually good if you listen to it as a case study of a man losing it

He went on steve-o’s podcast not long ago and acted like it was one of the most successful, artistic albums to come out in decades

So sad we can’t stream this album anymore. Never take life for granted guys, you never know what you have till its gone 😢

It's been 2 years and I still can't stop watching this. This is Anthony's opus.

I'm back for my monthly viewing of this review

We finally got to see it. He cracked. Corey Feldman is a god. He’s the only one to bring this nerd to the brink of insanity and I thank him everyday for it.

Hard to believe Corey Feldman isn’t just an urban legend

This album is what I would make if I had access to logic pro in 4th grade

This album sounds like 808s And Heartbreak if Kanye West was an old white guy

Corey Feldman is the embodiment of "arrested development." There's just no other way to summarize him. Everything, from the fashion, to the musical stylings, to the lingo, to the persona, to the abysmal production of this album, to the delusion... it's evident Corey kept growing physically, but not mentally beyond the point at which all of this would have been mildly cool in the late 80's. It's as if the DNA responsible for self-realization is completely missing from him. If there's another way to describe it,, take your best shot.

every time anthony mimics corey’s singing he unironically sounds 10 times better

Lickety Splicktano

You need a certain level of intelligence to appreciate Corey Feldmans music

22:32 I like how the cal chuchesta voice almost comes out. Corey Feldman is a miracle worker

my favorite corey feldman story is when i went to a signing with a director who had worked with corey, and a guy asked if he'd be able to do a reunion with the whole cast of a show he worked on. the director started listing people who would be down to be in a reunion, and when the other guy asked about feldman, the director said "oh of course corey would show up. no one's fucking hiring corey."

im imagining corey feldman silently watching all 50 minutes of this video

i love how fantano tries to mock his voice bu winds up singing insanely better than feldman

28:57 2016 Fantano: “I’m being drained” 2022 Fantano: Gives Bladee an 8/10

You’ve heard while my guitar gently weeps. Now hear a saxophone painfully die. 21:52

every song sounds like 5 different songs played on top of each other. it's so bad. the lack of any melody or cohesive structure is shocking. it sounds like something that was made by a schizophrenic on a pc in the 90s.

The most accurate way to describe the album is "Unironic shitpost"

i think this video contains every facial expression anthony fantano is capable of making. I've seen every single one of his teeth now

The best part of this is watching Anthony disintegrate in real time. Its like watching a fast forward of joaquin phoenix‘ performancy in „Joker“

Cocaine deserves a writing credit on this album

This album makes "Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven" look like "To Pimp a Butterfly"

Apple Music says a similar artist to Corey Feldman is the Death Grips The algorithm is fucked

I saw Corey Feldman live and laughed so hard that I tried to tie my shoe and gather myself lest Corey see me and maybe get his feelings hurt. I couldn't though and eventually ended up in the bleachers and I just lost it. I think there's video of it out there somewhere

Rumours suggest that the US Department of Defense is developing a weaponised version this album for use on the Syrian front

This album sounds like it took every sound that’s been popular in the last 30 years threw them in a blender and then recorded it during an earthquake.

This whole album reminds me of when I was in 3rd grade and our music teacher made an assignment for everyone in the class to ‘write a song’ using the stock loops in Sony Acid. Somehow, I have a feeling that the worst songs in the class were still more coherent and listenable than this absolute travesty to human auditory perception.

28:17 tell me how Corey Feldman created an anime opening on accident

First track sounds like if Daft Punk had dementia.

I hope Death Grips make an album that samples this album right here and then calls it "The Money Store 2"

From what I could see, Corey was the only producer on the album. That explains everything.

Sometimes, when life is hard and brutal, I come back to this video so that Anthony can suffer with me, and it makes me feel a little better about my situation

It’s like daft punk and skrillex tried to reverse engineer trout mask replica

Top 3 amazing things about this album. 1) "Thinkin bout my niece". 2) Corey Feldman mimicking MJ. 3) This album is 90+ minutes long.

Music producer: "So what kind of *sound* are you looking for?" Corey Feldman: "yes."

I'm here because now this is one of the only ways to hear this album. RIP.

I mean this album is so fucking terrible that Fantano decided that getting copyright strikes was worth being able to show us how truly terrible it is live.

“How is this legal?” My all-time favorite line from a music review.

I'm thinking the ultimate challenge for a musician would be to cover this whole album and make it sound good. I'm tempted to give it a try on 1 or 2 of the songs.

this album is the spiritual personification of what happens when your friend asks you to pass the AUX cord.

Except for the entire album, I think the album was pretty good

This sounds like a parody album you'd hear in a sitcom, not something that actually exists

This reminds me of The Shaggs. It's bad, but it has some kind of poisonous enjoyment. You know, the good thing about uncomfortable music like experimental, harsh noise or free jazz is that you will get used to it at some point if you keep listening to it over and over. And you will start to appreciate the creative choices behind the unpleasant listening experience. But this one strikes your forehead each time you listen to it. It never fails to make you feel sick. It is something like a gore movie that never gets washed out. Like Anthony says in the video, this has "accidental punk" spirits in its essence. Maybe that was intentional but maybe it wasn't. Ether way, that is something super natural, something god powered, or maybe we can call "angelic core" within the music.

I feel like this was the reaction my mom had when I showed her death grips

This album took 10 years to make... just let that sink in.

Imagine an album so bad it didn't deserve the RED flannel

This album is like simultaneously outdated and ahead of it’s time

The Room: The Movie: The Album

This album sounds like a bunch of leftover songs from Sonic Adventure. The vocals are strange which was to be expected but the instrumentals really make you wonder what kind of headspace his producers were in.

I get a lot of nods and props when i bump this driving through the hood

These songs sound like the joke songs that play when a cartoon character is clicking through radio stations.

For those who have only taken this album in with Melon's review, there is a part in Forbidden attraction with Corey unzipping his pants and moaning in your ear.

why does every track on this album sound like a parody track from South Park?

I've legitimately listened to and watched this review for about 70 times now and I don't regret one single time I've done so, because this is the best thing Anthony has ever thrown at us.

Imagine writing an album for 10 years and having a reviewer genuinely uncontrollably laugh at it. Fully justified but still. Alot of the tracks are actually copied and samples too surprisingly.

Corey Feldman sings like the Chuck E Cheese animatronic doing an MJ impression