"let her cook" she's not even cooking she's just turning the burner on high and stacking cardboard on top of it

this is what Bjork sounds like to people who don't like Bjork

This album has so many sounds that potentially can be added to Brad's soundboard, It's like it was made for this purpose only

this sounds like if you made a parody of what you think a yoko ono album would sound like

The line "Bowl of Piss" was trully Life changing 😢

With how many times she says “wake up”, I’m worried I’m in a coma and Yoko Ono is desperately trying to make me realize I’m not in reality.

Evil Yoko Ono be like: "Fortnite"

I really appreciate how passionate she is about Call of Duty warzone, few people could create a 40 minute album about a video game like this. Really shows how much of an epic gamer Yoko Ono is!

This is like if the shaggs wrote the entirety of bjorks discography

The black man with anger issues line sent me to another dimension bruh💀

At one point this album had more animal sounds than Lil Dicky's "Earth". We Forgive You Japan 🇯🇵

respect to yoko ono as someone who was a pioneer and ahead of her times in the 60s but she kinda sounds like a woman screaming about the end times on a new york subway that everyone tries to ignore

Can't wait for yoko saying "i'm a white boy" to be added to brad's soundboard

14:51 sad fact: my art teacher at school actually showed my class this video and said that anything can be art and now that i was listening to her music i knew there was something similar with the voices of that woman and the one shown in the class god, cycles definitely exist and im not proud of it

"I am a Black man, come to terms with his anger." Racism ended.

This album is a true warzone on my ears

10:50 the goddamn fly on the screen was genius LMAOOOO Probably one of the best edits you've made lol

When the guitar riff kicked in on Woman Power I started uncontrollably laughing. I can’t explain exactly why, but it’s great.

i was watching this live while in class and was absolutely pissing myself trying not to bust out laughing

It's like the music you hear in a dream when you fall asleep with your headphones on.

If im ever passed the aux again, im bumping warzone out of spite

10:51 Heartwarming: Former deaf kid cries tears of joy while hearing music for the first time.

yeah this entire album is going to be featured on brad's soundboard

I mean it's ok to know nothing about Yoko Ono and trash her music but in case someone cares - she was a well known performer and artist before she married John Lennon (Cut Piece made her kind of a name in alternative art community) and some of her ideas are really cool. Also, her family was crazy rich and she attended prestigious university (being the first or one of the first women allowed to learn there) with son of literal emperor

"It's Gonna Rain" is the hardest I've EVER laughed at something ngl.

The irony of Yoko asking us to "imagine there's no heaven". We heard your album Yoko. We know. We know.

reminder that yoko and John wrote a song called "woman is the n****r of the world". makes I love all of me sound a lot worse

Yoko ono is what gen z was missing

I'm sad Brad didn't include "pussy in the well" line from the 4th song in the final edit. I still think about it's meaning every day

2:12 I honestly envisioned my grandmother yelling at her TV with her knitting on her nap, shaking her cane in the air 🤦‍♀️

That was a rough one. I'm a fan of experimental music and appreciate some of Yoko's performance art, but that was legit painful.

That "I Love All Of Me" song honestly just makes me sad, it's the point where all the wool comes off the eyes and you can tell she definitely had good intentions when making this album, that she genuinely believes what she's saying and actually has a decent message she's trying to share. But her music is so lacking in literally every department, besides the lyrics SOMETIMES flowing like a coherent piece of music, that it's impossible to take any of it seriously unless you already respected her as an artist. It sucks that she won't ever be known in the modern mainstream consciousness as anything but a joke.

This album never fails to make me laugh

I can't believe Yoko Ono made Call of Duty Warzone

The stock sound effects are like a snap back to reality in a bad way. You try to slightly immerse yourself in the work, then the song blasts you out of it with a stock jaguar sound from an expensive industry-standard sound library that every other massive creative works company uses

WHY DOES SHE KEEP ON TALKINF ABOUT PISS

the first "warzone" from yoko ono had the same vibe as "audiojungle"

TRACK 6 WAS THE HARDEST I'VE LAUGHED IN MY LIFE.

the best thing yoko did was the proto-no wave tune "Why" where John completly obliterates the guitar and it has an actual cool rhythm section going on lol. In that piece Yoko actually fits. Why do she make such energy-less weak music now

something just funny about how immediately the first thing you hear in an album called “warzone” is just gunshots, really surprised that i didn’t expect that

Mom can we have Björk? no honey we have Björk at home Björk at home:

its kinda sad Yoko does genuinely have some great music but people just water her down to John Lennon's weird wife

I sometimes play this to people just to see them slowly lose more and more faith in humanity. Somehow, I still have friends.

as someone who mixes music i can't imagine the mixing engeneer's face when he got the tracks

Don’t forget John and Yoko made a song together where John sings the hard r

This album's been shitpost material in my friend group for years- glad to see you're getting to it lmfao

the piss tree line blew my mind. im familiar with the force of nature that is yoko ono, but i had no idea what beauty she was capable of. It's Gonna RaiIIIIiiiiIIiiiiinnnn is now what will be played on repeat at my funeral. RIP the rest of the industry

I was driving while watching this and almost crashed from dying laughter when It’s Gonna Rain came on. Certified banger man. 😭😭😭

Best Yoko Ono album btw Edit: Not giving every song on this album red headphones is peak curve grading

"AAAAAAALL OF ME LOVES AAAAAAAAAAAALL OF YOU" - Paul Macartney or something idk

*Ringo's new music:* Peace and Love 😎🥦🌈 *Yoko's new music:* War and Hate 🤬🖕💔

Warzone sounds like a parody. Knowing Yoko Ono, it's not.

panic! at the disco broke up

Yoko wailing in It’s Gonna Rain sounds like when a YTP artificially stretches out a word.

Literally Radiohead if they were good

"waaaaaaaarrrrrzzzzoooooonneeee" needs to be a sound clip for any political bibble babble nonsense in a song.

Yoko Ono's feature on no half measures by Big Baller B was a surprise, but truly elevated the project

Yo I might just be stupid but I feel like “Why” isn’t the worst attempt at an avant-garde song. The main issue a lot of these songs have is that the vocals are so out of place and the lyrics are just ridiculous and not poetic. I feel like with Why, the over the top vocals kinda work with the instrumentation and background ambiance, and there’s no worry about shitty poetry. Edit: I also noticed that a lot of these vocals sound like first takes. Listen to the way she says “pillow talk” in the opening track. Sounds like an unintentional hesitation that somehow made the final cut 😂

hi brad, in honor of brendon urie disbanding panic! at the disco i think you should review vices & virtues aka panic!'s best album, thank you for your time and consideration also any one of these yoko ono lyrics would be great on the soundboard lol

Warzone is Mama by MCR's evil twin

10:42 omg I walked away for a second to refill my water and thought this was Brad doing the autotune..

When the fly.png started moving around the screen during It's Gonna Rain, perfectly matching Yoko's voice, I became a very happy boy.

Brad, I know you may completely write off Yoko after this, but the single “Remember Love” is easily, easily one of the most beautiful songs ever recorded. A lightning in a bottle performance by Yoko on vocals, and John Lennon on guitar. Very lowkey, but indescribably gorgeous. She sounds like the angel of death giving you your last hug as you slowly fade out into nothingness.

i love how every song is titled after the first thing she says in the song

this album reminds me of my mother after her 2016 psychotic episode

I feel like I just listened to a very very unintelligible art project. That or an experiment to wake up sleeper agents. It makes me shudder that I can't identify which one it more sounds like, either.

She did not cook 😔

Tone deaf: the album (metaphorically and literally edition.)

the random elephant samples throughout multiple tracks have me dying

Honestly, a lot of the online discourse I see around Yoko makes my stomach turn. There's so much vitriol towards her, on a level which you don't see with many other widely-disliked musicians. I think part of it is that people know her exclusively because of her association with the Beatles, so they go into her music expecting I Saw Her Standing There and While My Guitar Gently Weeps, and instead are given Why and Mindtrain, and they rate those songs by the same standards by which they judge pop music. Plus, I can't help but detect a thread of racism in the way she's treated. Her distinct vocal style is a choice-- she knows that she's not singing in a conventionally appealing manner, as you can tell by songs like "Mrs. Lennon", or "Un Un To", where she sings much more beautifully than on her noisier songs. But it seems like people are so used to the idea that Asian people have weird cultural values and are extremely different from Americans or Europeans that they attribute her style to naiveté and lack of talent rather than to artistic ambition. I certainly wouldn't call this album the best thing Yoko has made--it doesn't touch the stuff she recorded in the '70s--but I think that the people discussing it in these comments are being just a tad too cynical and cruel about it.

six seconds in, this vid a certified banger

This is what Nieztche was listening to when constructing the Pyramids Of Giza

I didn’t know Bjork dropped in 2018! Truly moving

Yoko? Oh no!

this album was rated a 6.3 on pitchfork. it's a stale example of pitchfork weirdness, but for context, the strokes' the new abnormal was a 5.8. the writers at pitchfork are perfectly ok rating this half a point better

Nobody: Brad: ✨WOMEN✨ Edit: OH GOD THE FLY KILLED ME

Yoko Ono can turn anything into music, including touching a light socket.

Warzone should've had a Westside Gunn feature.

Every time I play some CoD warzone I think of that shitty song and it got me wondering if you've reacted to the album yet. Then I wake up to this lol

Listening to the title track genuinely made me think about how awful the world is. Not because of what she’s saying, but because of how truly terrible the song is.

If y’all told me this was a bjork album, I’d believe u

16:32 THATS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS 🔥🔥🔥HELP

I read that the songs on this album are "reconstructed" from her previous albums. And then a new version of "Imagine". Because the world apparently needed yet another godawful version of "Imagine".

That Imagine cover... I literally have no words... EDIT: Didn’t mean it in exactly a good way lmfao

It’s Gonna Rain is truly a masterpiece that we won’t fully understand until many years down the line.

So this must be Yzma’s secret mixtape she made drunk.

What's even scarier than the album is the fact that it has a 69 on metritic. Mojo gave it a 80.

The screaming video was actually shown in one of my art classes for a discussion on what makes "art" art. For this video, we talked about if she were screaming in a place that wasn't art museum or art fair, would it still be considered art or is it just someone screaming? In a way, I feel like this album could also be like that. Whether this album is art is subjective, all I know was that I couldn't take it seriously, no matter the context or format.

i was already wheezing from laughter before the end of the first song

I swear to God I heard at least one gun sound from Counter-Strike Source in “Warzone”. I think it was the MP5 sound

I bet there are going to be a lot of critics who are going to defend this album, calling it "Artsy" or "Avant-garde".

12:05 she sounds like SpongeBob at this moment

i know this video is gonna be a brad classic 💯💯💯

God bless the producer who made this mess

16:36 death grips

10:43 “it’s gonna, RaAaIiInNnN!!!!”

Why do I feel like Yoko listened to the Shaggs Philosophy of the world, and unironically thought it was the greatest album ever made.

I didn't need to hear Yoko Ono screaming into the mic for 19 minutes

I cannot believe that I decided to leave stream before this reaction started. I will forever regret missing this experience.

Its gonna raaaaAAAAaAAAaAaaAAAiiiiiin