THE WORST DINOSAUR MOVIES OF ALL TIME

THE WORST DINOSAUR MOVIES OF ALL TIME - Rick Raptor Reviews

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Today I take a way too long trip into the worst dinosaur movies of all time.
0:00 Intro
2:45 Ebola Rex
13:20 Saurians
21:16 Dinosaur from the Deep
30:00 Bikini Girls vs Dinosaurs
Deep Time Podcast episode: • Deep Time: Dinosaur fr...
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@RickRaptor105 5 ай бұрын

Don't forget to vote on the Dromies, this is the last week! Also, in case you wanted to present an award, all the slots are already taken at this point. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe0mMRigbRGG4V2suEablqpSD0tDTChMbQWX_QvITm0Um7EJg/viewform

@Trash-ef2jn 5 ай бұрын

Did you get red raptor writes and dino guy for this year's dromies

@jaronstudios3363 5 ай бұрын

Sup bro I watched you back in 2017. Missed you😅

@TheHollowsWarrior 5 ай бұрын

Clearly you never saw Aztec Rex

@Izmblueskydownizm 5 ай бұрын

Hey man it’s good to see your still making videos. I still come back to watch your reviews every now and then. And I have always enjoyed watching them

@user-yr3zr5zp3k 5 ай бұрын

Have you seen 65 yet? That one is an absolute trainwreck, my fiance and I could not stop laughing.

@SnorgYippee 5 ай бұрын

Yall, we just unlocked the dlc expansion pack

@Tanyscolagreus_enjoyer 5 ай бұрын

@Garryzilla 5 ай бұрын

Well I thought the thumbnail was gonna be a reupload but I guess not

@SnorgYippee 5 ай бұрын

Even JPOG documentaries made by 8 year olds have more passion, emotion, and care put into them than these movies.

@frankg2790 5 ай бұрын

I agree

@JurassicReptile 5 ай бұрын

Calling Saurian a walking simulator is hilarious. Honestly feels like most dinosaur games are walking simulators

@Weirdanimalboy 5 ай бұрын

Path of Titans at least mixed it up by making a walking simulator *and* a flower picking simulator

@williansnobre 4 ай бұрын

Should make those dinosaurs drive cars instead, that would be cooler

@raptordaptor476 5 ай бұрын

13:09 If I had a Nickel for everytime I was in a RickRaptor105 video, I'll have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's pretty cool it happened twice

@wickedprophet2375 5 ай бұрын

15:44 “what’s that smell??” “Probably rock ass.” 😂😂😂

@cursee8025 2 ай бұрын

"I'll have my bachelor's degree in science"🤣🤣🤣

@zaragozrex 5 ай бұрын

The live premiere was such a treat. Everyone's shared experience of collective horror, confusion, and descent into madness was quite the journey.

@RickRaptor105 5 ай бұрын

Sadly, the live premiere chat replay is no more. Someone commented that I'd better censor the breasts on that Dinosaur Island poster near the beginning, but doing that in KZfaq's editor automatically removes the chat replay, too (even though adding the censor bar doesn't alter the length of the video file in any way). So it is now truly a bygone, one-time memory.

@tyrannosaurusrex8183 5 ай бұрын

Just in case y’all didn’t notice: 5:11 Pestilence 20:00 War 28:30 Famine 30:29 Death It’s the four horsemen in the thumbnail lmao

@chadgorosaurus4898 5 ай бұрын

Watching each movie is like going through a different level of hell.

@leandraferesthogar7249 4 ай бұрын

@@chadgorosaurus4898need a few more and a Satan frozen up to his nipples

@Sussyboi77 4 ай бұрын

The fact that one dude said “oh my god, he ate that guy” with no care at all got me dying on the floor

@diegodankquixote-wry3242 5 ай бұрын

Tier zoo discovering jack horner jumpscare was hilarious.

@CoralReaper707 5 ай бұрын

Poor tierzoo lmao

@yourtimetraveleralara 5 ай бұрын

Yeah

@PeterBoggs 5 ай бұрын

@@CoralReaper707 Tierzoo once went on a rant on either reddit or twitter about how wanting scientific accuracy (specifically in regards to dinosaur content) was "gatekeeping", so I'm not too choked up.

@CoralReaper707 5 ай бұрын

@@PeterBoggs OH! Oh... Damn. I-I don't know how to respond to that. I am slowly starting to lose respect for tierzoo

@PeterBoggs 5 ай бұрын

@@CoralReaper707 Yeah, that was definitely the breaking point for me. I had actually watched his videos before he even blew up, and while they definitely veered more towards entertainment than education, they weren't really filled with misinformation. I definitely felt things start to shift, and pretty much every dinosaur video he did was always one of the weaker ones for the channel, but that rant really did it for me. At this point, he's practically just jurassic fight club for modern day animals.

@lectroeel6290 5 ай бұрын

The title is slightly changed so I don't think this a re-upload

@robbycooper6787 5 ай бұрын

The only thing worse than this is an unlicensed graphic novel dub where they couldn’t keep the voice actors from quitting but at least the thing that was stolen has a plot that had thought put in to it, so this is worse because it’s technically less confident at telling a story and uses text to speech.

@Godzilla00X 5 ай бұрын

Yo I remember at like age 5 bringing my grandparents the vhs for dinosaur Island asking to rent it. My grandpa laughed and my grandma told me I wouldn't like it because the dinosaurs aren't actually in it, that cover unlocked a core memory. Thank you

@user-go4su7cu7j 5 ай бұрын

Which one, the good the bad or the ugly?

@T3foe 5 ай бұрын

Glad you used some Godzilla Minus One music to remind us what an actual soundtrack sounds like

@daciantalker 5 ай бұрын

No way Rick got edited in skibidi toilet episodes 💀

@cursee8025 Ай бұрын

disrespectful animals..

@patricklee5239 5 ай бұрын

I've seen more impassioned performances from 4 year-olds in a school Christmas pageant than from those "actors" in Saurians.

@lucanigro7316 5 ай бұрын

The funny thing is that its still watchable in US

@carloseduardocastelandaluz560 5 ай бұрын

Not here in brazil though

@Jaggi47 5 ай бұрын

And nobody reuploaded it for the rest of us?

@LightBringer127_dragonart 2 ай бұрын

Rick raptor did the Ebola Rex cameos a disservice- that wasn’t trashy text to speech, it was a cameo by Steven Hawking. Truly impressive work.

@Cybersaurus5783 5 ай бұрын

You can hear him slowly lose his sanity as each video passes

@leandraferesthogar7249 4 ай бұрын

The intro rant sums it up pretty well

@austingilles6263 4 ай бұрын

I genuinely thought I had left the Godzilla Minus One album playing on spotify and that it somehow didn’t stop playing when I clicked on your video 😂

@franciscopenajr3909 5 ай бұрын

It took me a while to realize the thumbnail was the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

@Emperor_Creeper 5 ай бұрын

When the world needed his reviews the most, he returned, coming back from the shadows to spit fire like a dragon, to work hard like a machine, the man the myth the legend himself, glorious emperor creep- I mean uh, RickRaptor105.

@hakrite1971 5 ай бұрын

Am I a time traveller what the hell happened here?

@mrviking2mcall212 5 ай бұрын

Original was deleted thanks to copyright trolls ages ago.

@arminreindl7742 5 ай бұрын

"Apparently they're not going back in time but going to a planet in another dimension" TOP THEN THINGS 65 RIPPED OFF FROM DINOSAURS OF THE DEEP

@Gorgonopsidcommenter 4 ай бұрын

The best sequel of all time

@retrowiktor 5 ай бұрын

6:14 That's Bonzi buddy's voice lmao

@p0g_r0ck 5 ай бұрын

Alternate title for this video: THE EPITOME OF JURASSIC KRAP Does the end confirm a RickRaptor105 Review of 65?! EDIT: YOOOOOO!!!

@simonedangelo1308 5 ай бұрын

This video is pure fire, i love your sense of humor man

@imdliamdragonlucha6827 5 ай бұрын

FINALLY THE OG VID WAS BANNED HERE IN ARGENTINA I LOVE THIS edit: fuck

@GlobalWarmingDragon 5 ай бұрын

Perdon pero creo que no va a ser una resubida, Perdimos muchachos.

@imdliamdragonlucha6827 5 ай бұрын

@@GlobalWarmingDragon pucha

@V1ncenz010 5 ай бұрын

The video got banned here in Brazil too man

@Jaggi47 5 ай бұрын

Same in Australia

@mastathrash5609 5 ай бұрын

They realized it was so bad that their entire population shouldnt see it😂 RIP Dick Steel...gone but never forgotten

@IsoSobek 5 ай бұрын

Oh boy, here comes round 2!

@Dino_Boy.01 5 ай бұрын

Dinosaur movies are either: so good everyone loves it or So bad no one knows it.

@Morrison-saber-tooth 5 ай бұрын

Pure fax

@thelittleal1212 5 ай бұрын

It is beyond my disbelieve that you where able to find even worse dinosaurs movies than before by every new video. Mein Beileid for going through all those painful hours watching them

@justmenoah1729 5 ай бұрын

The best thing about these bad movies is that we get these hilarious RickRaptor reviews

@shivabisnath7919 5 ай бұрын

You know it's a good day when RickRaptor uploads a video.

@NobodieZ26 4 ай бұрын

I love your little rant at 1:35 to 1:58

@deejay3973 4 ай бұрын

For a second i didn't know the text appear for no reason but it's the four horsemen reference with 5:00 as pestilence 19:54 as war 28:20 as famine and 30:27 as death and then 37:24 as all in one 5:11 20:00 28:31 30:30 37:34

@thepetiii184 5 ай бұрын

Waiting a few months just to get another Rick Raptor Reviews video is so worth it, yet another banger of a video, and the Cliffhanger got me hyped up

@mrgojira9675 5 ай бұрын

Finally another review!!!! I’ve been waiting for another one of these

@geoduckgeoscience4300 5 ай бұрын

Great video, but oh gosh I've been working on a 65 review for ages and was hoping to finish it in the next few days. Now I'm worried I'm going to be seen as copying. Dangit.

@RickRaptor105 5 ай бұрын

Do it anyway. Dino Diego had already reviewed TWO of the bad dinosaur movies featured in this video, and that didn't stop me because my thoughts, tone and style are so different from his that nobody would think I'm copying his review.

@Oh_L_verg 4 ай бұрын

Lez go the goat is back. Im a month late but im glad theres a new upload

@Godzillakuj94 5 ай бұрын

I'm glad that divine track is getting some traction lol, great vid again Rick!

@dinomation 5 ай бұрын

1:03 hey look, it’s me!

@clairedatsaurian 5 ай бұрын

Dang, I forgot, Happy Birthday RickRaptor!

@AchyParts 5 ай бұрын

6:13 I guess most of this movie's budget went to hiring Stephen Hawking as a voice actor.

@chrisbarone515 5 ай бұрын

Rickraptor becomes an uncanny meme! 1:10

@tannerbruning868 5 ай бұрын

I can’t believe ingen brought rickraptor back from that mosquito. Those scientists spent so much time asking if they could, they never asked if they should

@TrueBlueProd 5 ай бұрын

I did not think there was something worse than Things, Saurians proved me wrong

@SteampunkHorse 5 ай бұрын

Missed you!! Glad you’re back

@thekingofdinos8518 5 ай бұрын

16:00 That will never not bring me pain.

@dragon_ninja_2186 5 ай бұрын

26:53 Cave girl dance hall of fame

@dino._.con1232 4 ай бұрын

The way, Mark Polonia said trilobite is the way how half of the people in my class say it💀

@clairedatsaurian 5 ай бұрын

This is either a revisit, or as a think, a disguise

@fabricreative1930 5 ай бұрын

It WAS a disguise

@revol2933 5 ай бұрын

12:41 - 12:48 Ah, I love german people shouting like this. I get flashbacks from 1933 💀 No offense 🙏 love your channel & good that you're back

@shelleyhill4366 27 күн бұрын

20:24 Every Australian when they see a bin chicken.

@chucheeness7817 5 ай бұрын

When I thought 'Feeders' is the worst thing I've seen, there's 'Feeders 2' now I get to know about 'Saurians'. The Polonia brothers are something else

@CoralReaper707 5 ай бұрын

This will be fun (Edit: I WAS NOT READY FOR EBOLA REX)

@Emperor_Creeper 5 ай бұрын

I can just think of a round table meeting that goes a bit like this. "Alright gentlemen, it's time to make another movie, what should we make? Remember, we have a very low budget to go off of, so nothing too crazy." "Ooooh oh! I have an idea!" "What is it?" "Let's make a dinosaur movie! Oooh and what if it has something to do with diseases!? Like the recent disease that's been going around." "Like I said, we can't do anything too crazy,,, that sounds like it would cost a lot of-" "WE CAN CALL IT EBOLA REX!!! We can even include Black lives matter protests, but call it DINO lives matter protests instead! HHAHA, isnt that so fucking funny??? OH AND THEY INJECT A T REX WITH EBOLA, ISNT THAT CRAZY?? THIS WILL MAKE THE AUDIENCE GASP AND FALL OUT OF THEIR SEATS!!" "..." "Fucking genious, why didnt I think of this?"

@dannyshortersartchannel7712 5 ай бұрын

5 years ago: "There's probably dinosaur porn with better production value than this..."

@robbycooper6787 5 ай бұрын

32:56 comic dubs have more movement, and I’m not referring to the added effects

@avastoyboxandarcade 5 ай бұрын

HELP everyone in Saurians sound like Skyrim NPCs

@IronRoseMaiden 5 ай бұрын

8:53 That was so stupid that I DID chuckle

@ambylotl 5 ай бұрын

30:14 YIPPEE!! AMBY MENTIONED!!!

@Megaraptor250 5 ай бұрын

you probably should change the thumbnail because at first i thought this was a re-upload great video bytheway

@gavinortega4529 5 ай бұрын

I think the most offensive part of Ebola Rex was the fact that they made a shitty version of Elvira. ( also saurians kinda looks like if napoleon dynamite made a dinosaur movie and when you watch it like that it's almost endearing. )

@Domjan13 5 ай бұрын

Great video! My friends and I, are love watching horrible, low-budget "horror" "movies". May I recommend you Raptor (2001); Jurassic Thunder (2019); Poseidon Rex (2013) and Aztec Rex or Tyrannosaurus Azteca (2007)? There are probably more of them, but it's early in the morning here, and I can't remember many of them.

@chrisbarone515 25 күн бұрын

RickRaptor 105: 13:34 *Chris:* NOT to also be confused with Starfox's Dinosaur Planet Sauria.

@pedrord19 5 ай бұрын

I laughed a lot when the Amber Dominion Logo shows up ... And I freakin´ love that movie with a passion (and that version of the Logo as well, wish the movie had used it in the intro) !!! Is good to see our favorite Primeval Raptor making the so waited return !!! Also, the 2:50 MasRICKakasauru is pure art !!!

@chrisbarone515 Ай бұрын

*RickRaptor 105:* 35:27 *Chris:* I believe it's supposed to be a Baryonyx.

@BenGiganotosaurus 29 күн бұрын

imagine I make a comment for a review of some bs movie like an official jurassic shark 3 or something and rick ends up reviewing said movie in the future

@Banished-rx4ol 5 ай бұрын

Lets goo the man is back

@giganoterror2500 12 күн бұрын

4:27 Wtf is that Bowser

@atharvpundpal8534 5 ай бұрын

ty for uploading :)

@JaxanOBirdy 3 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure my car is in Ebola Rex 💀

@jamesdecarlo6370 5 ай бұрын

IS THAT DIVINE FROM GODZILLA MINUS ONE I HEAR IN THE INTRO?

@TheDataByteChannel 5 ай бұрын

Oh, Rick Raptor, You poor, sweet, summer-child. You never saw Star Paws. That abomination to film is misery.

@schnitzelhorsen1105 2 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, some of those black hole jokes were so stupid they made me laugh "It consumes everything in its path" "Woah...even my washing machine?" 32:11 33:50

@HobbiesGamesChillin 2 ай бұрын

They could have called it pestilence Rex …. Make it a zombie Rex that fires a gas if the plague when it roars This isn’t hard

@jmg10v49 5 ай бұрын

Ebola Rex is actually bird flu pre-alpha version.

@NickLavic 5 ай бұрын

Mimbawee-bimbe always gets me. 😆Mokele-mbembe goes by a lot of different names, but mimbawee-bimbe isn't one of them.

@jazzyj5374 5 ай бұрын

Waiting for Velocipastor

@mrgodzillaraptors8632 5 ай бұрын

The minus one music in the beginning is great

@betia4915 5 ай бұрын

This serie of reviews is rick's descense to madness

@bluespino2024 3 ай бұрын

Y’know, there’s something Ebola Rex and a certain Jurassic World musical have in common, but I can’t quite place my finger on it…

@deejay3973 3 ай бұрын

17:56 for a second i didn't know why he said that but i realized that the body of the dinosaurs should decay through millions of years

@sleipnirthe8th339 5 ай бұрын

Huh, I’ve been wondering what happened to your OG first Review video Edit: guess I was wrong 😂😂😂

@paleoph6168 5 ай бұрын

The return of the raptor!

@nagyakos8467 5 ай бұрын

Please review My Tyrano: Together Forever. It's a South Korean dinosaur movie that's actually good and isn't talked about nearly enough.

@frougee 5 ай бұрын

This is the review to end all reviews

@rockmuncher_98 5 ай бұрын

is that divine from godzilla minus one playing at the start there

@user-gm7hk3kh2h 4 ай бұрын

Hey Rick, there was another Jurassic Shark film made by Mark Polonia, which is “Jurassic Shark 3: Seavenge”

@Pipkiablo 5 ай бұрын

So I actually do live in Pennsylvania, and I can confirm that I do know a substantial amount of people that actually talk like that, though Pennsylvanians tend to sound at least a little more lively and less robotic.

@gemwolfz2860 5 ай бұрын

when 65 was just coming out my dad showed me the trailer and was like "hey! check this out! dinosaur movie!" and i was really ehhhh about it so it's extremely funny to know that it flopped. anyway most of these look pretty golden to me EXCEPT dinosaur from the deep (which i have seen reviewed before and it looks like watching paint dry)