Those big dinosaur eating babies is like grabbing a bite sized snack

It's a beautiful day in the late Cretaceous and you are a horrible queztalcoatlus

Tyrannosaurus rex 18:39

They made a sequel to Saurians

One eye always find a to teleport places

Goodbye und auf wiedersehen an diesen Film..ich meine nimmer wiedersehen!!

And it’s oversized

But it’s still really really really inaccurate

It is supposed to be a fasulosuchus

30:12 can someone who’s a woman tell me if that’s a women in a swim suit or just the director’s son in a wig and his mother’s underwear because it wouldn’t surprise me if these cheap film makers couldn’t get a real woman for their films.

God I thought ARK assets was sure to win most cursed visual, then I saw the skull musculature. Like actually wtf are those reconstructions, those muscles wouldn’t even be able to do anything? WHY DOES THE T. REX HAVE MUSCLES BLOCKING ITS OPTIC NERVE.

Their honks remind me of the donkeys in my neighborhood.

the name slash for a therizinosaurus is not the Most strangest name for a therizinosaurus of the speckles franchise. In the first movie of speckles(in German), The therizinosaurus is named Freddy

I only got 3 wrong guesses. That’s good.

17:56 I know you mentioned Primeval already beforehand buuuut this would’ve been the perfect opportunity to show a clip from the episode with the Silurian Scorpions that drag things under the sand or make another joke about it.

8:57 wtf was this supposed to be

I didn't even realise this was a review

It’s insane how 20th century Fox at the time didn’t take a moment to rub two brain cells together and be like “the last big dinosaur movie that was forced to make their dinosaurs talk turned into a huge money sink and audiences kept wishing the dinosaurs would just SHUT. UP. so they could enjoy the visuals.” And kindly backed the fuck off. But execs are too stupid to be expected to learn anything.

I think Austin 3:16 is going to sue somebody. Lol.

Tarboh-saurus

utahraptor is basically the godzilla of the raptors

I showed the series to my coworkers and they're like "Wth is this show's problem with the babies?"

Yeah I feel like I am the only one saying this but I actually like the one with voice actors.

I’ve wanted to recommend you good stuff for a while, but I didn’t know if you did that, but after this, I love how happy you feel in this video, and I hope the future holds media like this

like and suscribed just because the YMCA joke

Pov: you're stuck in a traffic jam

29:12 let me be there bury me there end my suffering from this piece of shit

I hate the movie who ever came up with the idea of it tell them I am going to send the FBI and CIA on there asses because this movie is a crime

I am going to say this before anyone else gets to two words Dino king because seriously does anyone remember the show Dino king because I sure do

You know this isn’t as bad as the first one it’s worse In my opinion and did they really have to make it since the first one was totally so good not

for me, the red and charcoal tyrannosaur colourations are the best just because it symbolises in a simple way how dangerous the animal was- nevermind horner's flawed explanation. it doesn't matter that it's not brown or green or fawny like the stereotypical theories based on surroundings we know, it's an ambusher, its huge, and it can hide in other ways- having the hearing, sight and smell that it did probably means that standing out from its surroundings and not blending in too well was the evolutionary counterweight. You have perfect senses and the power over life and death with your mouth, let's throw in a little difficulty to make it fair.. you have to now be able to plan your hunts before you even see the prey. Plus regardless i'm sure there were purply-red plants back then too..

May I ask what is wrong with Jurassic world fallen kingdom it’s a great movie in my opinion what’s wrong with it I am just curious and you have to admit the indoraptor is pretty cool

what just happened?

This still slaps even in 2024!

Me when KZfaq devours my comment simply complementing the meme. 0:11

Rick watching Jurassic games: why don't they just!?- The film: Im one step infront of you

At least the mom t rex had lips. But that's really it

Why do I feel like I've seen the part where they exit the time machine before

I'm making a dc2 mini movie about dinosaurs

Peak shitpost

This guy is just too hilarious with his accent lol

20:27 i actually want to know why people appreciate 65 millon than 66 milliom if 66 milliom is the number

Cy is not an ankylosaurus, he is a Sychania

The indomain rex has never seen such a bull shit before The trex have never seen such a bullshit before A velociraptor have never such a bullshit before

hahaha the CC

Wait I could watch this on Disney

Yeah, the first film is the best but the 13th one is the absolute worst.

One eye is actually kind of nice after he made it to north america

HOOOONKKKKKK

You know, that 4 legged tyrannosaurus thing vs One Eye would be a great movie, and way better than this.