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@siddhantbanerjee3328 Жыл бұрын
I feel like they paid for 15 mins of voice acting from all the actors in a single cut each, and that was 99% of their game budget
@joe8469 Жыл бұрын
definitely
@thomasmoroiu Жыл бұрын
Then they spent 0.9% of the remaining 1% on marketing and used the 0.1% of what was left to invest into gameplay
@Crow-P5 Жыл бұрын
If we get a bunch of well known people in one game that should be good right?
@matteoclementi Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Overkill TWD that spent all the budget on Trailers ahahah
@rayvendes7427 Жыл бұрын
About Michael Madsen. He acts in everything in a row, because he simply does not want his family to "live in a trailer." He had a difficult childhood, he managed to work as an auto mechanic, a worker at a gas station, even an ambulance attendant. At the same time, he is categorically against his children becoming actors. A real man, acts for his family, not for his career.
@Explosivevortex Жыл бұрын
Not surprised someone so goated did the voice of Daud tbh
@redwiltshire1816 Жыл бұрын
The fact he has todo all that is honestly just tragic imagin selling your soul just for basic necessity
@phantom-. Жыл бұрын
kind of reminds me of Bruce Willis
@userofusername4981 Жыл бұрын
Damn if this is true, he’s a cool guy
@behappy5869 Жыл бұрын
@@redwiltshire1816its not basic necessities Hes made more so far than multiple families make their whole lives. At a certain point he wants more and more money
@BlueJayz474 Жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this game at the game awards and thinking that it was gonna be sub-par gameplay but baits people with big name actors. The industry is so damn predictable these days it’s actually sad.
@rxvz663 Жыл бұрын
its funny to i didn't see the point of this game when i knew payday 3 was coming
@datpotatoes4005 Жыл бұрын
@@rxvz663 PAYDAY 3?!
@rxvz663 Жыл бұрын
@@datpotatoes4005 yeah it’s been announced coming this year
@BlueJayz474 Жыл бұрын
@@rxvz663 no way, really? Hot damn.
@thencrranger5628 Жыл бұрын
@@rxvz663 Yeah, but when? this payday-like game is going to fill in the gap for now. I'm playing it recently and it feels great
@Charcoal0511 Жыл бұрын
You can tell that they blew all their budget on the casting just so they could put their faces on the cover and then left nothing in the tank for an actual game
@OfficiallySnek Жыл бұрын
It honestly feels like a mobile game
@Granhier Жыл бұрын
"like a mobile game" truly lost all meaning
@Twiggo_The_Foxxo Жыл бұрын
Voodoo makes better game then... This
@whyiwakeup6460 Жыл бұрын
@@Granhier I don’t know what more you want them to say? The graphics look like that of a mobile game
@ItzBrooksFTW Жыл бұрын
i mean literally the name of the game is like a mobile game
@Snowflake3638 Жыл бұрын
Literally a horrible mobile game version of Payday 2
@compatriot852 Жыл бұрын
This game somehow feels older than Payday 2 despite that game coming out over a deacde ago
@gunnargunnarsson5963 Жыл бұрын
and both the Payday games were made on the Diesel engine, a really outdated engine designed for racing games
@camolot2102 Жыл бұрын
@@gunnargunnarsson5963 for a racing engine the vehicles are the worse part lul
@lukkkasz323 Жыл бұрын
This game has 2000 graphics, no joke
@Hu-kun Жыл бұрын
@@camolot2102 Car Dealership/Meltdown trauma be like
@compatriot852 Жыл бұрын
@@camolot2102 I find that to be the funniest part. Meltdown deathwish difficulty is a pain especially with all those turrets and wonky controls
@roscoefunnydog Жыл бұрын
Pyro references of the day 0:05 Hunt down the Freeman 0:14 Payday 2 0:38 Dishonored 1:55 Shylily reference? (Womp Womp) 2:58 mine cart 3:45 Dishonored 4:00 Streamer mode 5:13 Chuck Norris 5:22 David Lynch 5:27 Twinpeaks 5:40 Minecraft brick 6:01 Pack of Marlboro 6:43 Breaking bad reference 6:58 Saints Row 7:24 Vanilla Ice 8:19 Chuck Norris 2 8:40 Danny Trejo 9:14 Grunting (caveman reference) 9:38 Biden AI voice 10:11 explosive punching 10:26 Matrix 11:55 Marvel 12:31 Gman 13:25 Payday 0.5 14:34 Fortnite 15:37 Mafia City 15:57 yet another payday reference 16:40 PowerPoint 18:56 H3H3 19:42 Birmingham 19:52 Utopia 21:22 Least ____ Pyro viewer 21:30 Wings of Redemption 21:40 Callisto Project 22:05 Iron Man 22:44 Harry Potter 24:52 China 25:30 Matrix 25:55 Fortnite 27:14 ANOTHER payday reference 27:34 Bryon Dog family person
@xNathan2439x Жыл бұрын
I appreciate your dedication
@Alex-zh3up Жыл бұрын
5:43 brown bricks in Minecraft reference
@MATA-mz1db Жыл бұрын
3:00 mime car.
@drhentai Жыл бұрын
this guy needs a life
@OverStrive2008 Жыл бұрын
Minecrap? Fornait? Taem forkhes!?
@Mariodash23 Жыл бұрын
This feels like a game that came out 10 years ago. Like it was found sitting in the bargain bin of a Wal-Mart next to Call of Juarez: The Cartel and the last Army of Two game.
@SammEater Жыл бұрын
It looks like a late 360 game.
@Slash766 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris plays such a cool character while simultaneously delivering his lines as flat and as casual as possible. Did the devs give him no context whatsoever as to who he’s playing as or what this game even is?
@greyfells2829 Жыл бұрын
We'll take back the fort
@Bowiiihowdy Жыл бұрын
They probably just sent him the script via cameo and just payed him to read lines
@folou9199 Жыл бұрын
“skyyy, the fucking sky you, motherfucker.”
@nehemiahpouncey3607 Жыл бұрын
They use Chuck for the wrong Purpose.
@nehemiahpouncey3607 Жыл бұрын
Even EA used the rappers and Actors for the defjam games right Even icon.
@flakproof Жыл бұрын
The biggest issue i see with Games right now is that you need a Jet engine to run them.
@Scrufus Жыл бұрын
For a second I thought this was payday 3 and started shivering my timbers
@worf7680 Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing is when my shivers start timbering! Love it!
@Web720 Жыл бұрын
Literally Shaking And Crying.
@jstar33826 ай бұрын
You fucking jinxed it
@8stormy5 Жыл бұрын
505 Games, who published this game, initially published Payday 2, but after Payday 2 had paid lootboxes jammed in the devs bought back their rights specifically to remove them. Explains why this game exists
@sanguinedelight6464 Жыл бұрын
i was hoping you were being facetious but then i did some digging and you were rightt but OVK took the falll
@B3llyk0 Жыл бұрын
@@sanguinedelight6464 payday 3 is coming out this year, so maybe it will come back again. Payday 2 with buddies is still fun as ever
@sanguinedelight6464 Жыл бұрын
@@B3llyk0 having spent most of my 505 hours in Payday 2 by myself I agree its a goated game im lucky i started playing the pc version after they stopped the microtransactions stuff
@branbelen8528 Жыл бұрын
@@sanguinedelight6464same here i love setting up the crew with masks and weapons specifically for each job lmao just lovethe rush ofhokding a joint up after casing it idc how many times ive done it lol
@sanguinedelight6464 Жыл бұрын
@@branbelen8528 mood!!
@Koalalover70 Жыл бұрын
I just wanna point out that that Chuck Norris is 83 years old
@Explosivevortex Жыл бұрын
Holy shit he is, what the fuck, I thought he was around 65 or something
@nostrum7278 Жыл бұрын
@@Explosivevortex danny trejo is 78
@theequalizer694 Жыл бұрын
@@nostrum7278 kings live a long time after all
@user-wi8mh9bp1i Жыл бұрын
@@Explosivevortex Take care of your body and health and that's generally the results.
@KingOfKarma Жыл бұрын
I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS !!!!
@albzu639 Жыл бұрын
Samesies
@adorman Жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't
@stormewlhamoskov6157 Жыл бұрын
Me to
@JokeURL Жыл бұрын
ok
@ebenezer-scrooge Жыл бұрын
Didnt know how you commented 1 hour before this released until i read your about me "i edit videos for a degenerate" lmfao
@fossymanplays Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Nasara (guy with the circular glasses) is voiced by Damion Poitier, who also voices Chains from Payday 2
@doppelganger7645 Жыл бұрын
We had left 4 dead and payday now we have back 4 blood and crime boss we truly are evolving just backwards
@Dr.Oofers Жыл бұрын
True
@JulienWasTaken Жыл бұрын
btw there was a bug where the secretary ladies' clothes wouldnt have loaded in properly and it would just show fully modelled boobs, almost got a streamer banned too
@moxierhythm Жыл бұрын
Not a bug, definitely a feature
@sanguinedelight6464 Жыл бұрын
reminds me of the guy who got banned because he snapped a shot of a female NPC in watchdogs,literally had fully detailed vag
@JulienWasTaken Жыл бұрын
@@sanguinedelight6464 based devs
@joshuavis2736 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is so good that games become bad in his presence
@apertureAI-jw1iz Жыл бұрын
This game has the same vibe of reenacting action movies with your friends and it just seems so fun for it.
@Voxy-6 Жыл бұрын
damn, pyro is really mad about that day in TF2 ...
@jaydaminion8304 Жыл бұрын
What day in tf2😂
@sabot4104 Жыл бұрын
@@jaydaminion8304 le mass hallucinations
@dudemp4 Жыл бұрын
@@jaydaminion8304 August 27th
@damsen978 Жыл бұрын
Oh you mean the time when Pyrocynical started streaming on a website called "Twitch" and proceeded open the video game called "Team Fortress 2", showing us the loadouts from each of the video game's nine classes, and in the most unexpected (yet expected) turn of events, he opened the Pyro loadout, showing us what was supposed to be the Pyro class, with inflated legs and posterior, projecting us in the whole glory of what Pyrocynical truly likes? Some people may hate him for it, but his honesty and openness is something we should all value from such an individual as him. Respect Pyrocynical, the lover of inflated ass on inhuman characters.
@Cooldown59 Жыл бұрын
@@damsen978nah bro it was simply a blackout
@recon1468 Жыл бұрын
Makes me actually want to play Payday 2
@OrificeHorus Жыл бұрын
Do it, is good game
@recon1468 Жыл бұрын
@@OrificeHorus I've started from scratch 5 times, last time I played my save file became corrupted during prison nightmare
@emist4141 Жыл бұрын
Dont, you will regret this
@fairlywren3664 Жыл бұрын
Do it.
@OrificeHorus Жыл бұрын
@@recon1468 oof
@BallOfSloop Жыл бұрын
I hope overkill has a STACKED VA team like this but done right to do a bit of trolling, or a bad performance to troll even harder
@Evanz111 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad to see Pyro doing another video on Forspoken!
@WTFisTingispingis Жыл бұрын
"We have Payday 2 at home" energy
@pooryamehdipoor8260 Жыл бұрын
It looks like the kind of game Michael's son would play in his room in gta 5
@prismatica_official Жыл бұрын
I like how the conversations between characters looks like one of those free storyboard animation programs you’d use for a middle school project. Shining example being 10:36
@enterusername6953 Жыл бұрын
14:23 "Half the bags are in, that makes half to go. " 10/10 Dialogue
@happydaze4934 Жыл бұрын
Pyrocynical when a game comes out:
@rooster1610 Жыл бұрын
Honestly it's getting really tiring, I get it he does it for content but dude hates on literally every game that comes out and his only argument is "saying le bad is le funny" and then all of his fans agree with him simply because he said so, hell even I just plain agreed with him on everything until I started playing some of the games for myself and actually enjoyed them
@chronica6457 Жыл бұрын
@@rooster1610 People have opinions breaking discovery
@b2superbattledroid977 Жыл бұрын
@@rooster1610 the games he says are shit are shit, sorry people have different opinions
@ytnukesme1600 Жыл бұрын
@@rooster1610 I mean, he goes out of his way to play the worst sh!t on the market, it's like he enjoys dumpster diving or something.
@dwightd.eisenhower2031 Жыл бұрын
@@rooster1610 well they’re all ass, so…
@AvgNormalGuy Жыл бұрын
yet again, Pyro does not put any form of information in the title
@zSTALKn Жыл бұрын
Huge Michael Madsen Drama would have done the job
@ammagon4519 Жыл бұрын
Commentary channel makes the lowest effort imaginable and fanbase still surprised 😱😱
@BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa Жыл бұрын
@@ammagon4519 too true
@_robo_2480 Жыл бұрын
This game is 100% percent used as an background game in a tv show
@SugmaBalls69 Жыл бұрын
All the profit went into paying the Celebrity's and they used the remaining £4 to make a mobile game and ported it to PC
@ottovonbismarck4497 Жыл бұрын
if only he voiced in it wouldve saved the entire game
@nman551 Жыл бұрын
This can’t be real, who would make this and say “Yeah that’s finished.”
@PurpleTurtle-t4q Жыл бұрын
this looks like a PS2 game that you'd play once and never touch it again
@EE-iv5ej Жыл бұрын
2:00 I am so happy that Pyro doesn't hide his preferences in women
@Notllamalord Жыл бұрын
the sad dallas impression from the mc was certainly something
@shagaru1234 Жыл бұрын
They forgot that payday 2 had a banger soundtrack to acompany the gameplay
@eragonfan360 Жыл бұрын
This sounds like they used AI to voice everyone
@rayvendes7427 Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, i've been waiting for this one. Thanks, Pyro.
@3dblue255 Жыл бұрын
It's like the video game you'd see one of the actors play in the background of a movie
@Baaru Жыл бұрын
The aliens are coming, weve been compromised
@beanburritoman3537 Жыл бұрын
spit it out corporal
@calebpribyl5152 Жыл бұрын
SPIT IT OUT CORPARAL!
@DaveIsHere28 Жыл бұрын
Even the name makes it sound like a free app store mobile game
@SomeRandomAndy Жыл бұрын
didnt know they continued the back 4 blood franchise.
@tajee_y9936 Жыл бұрын
Considering that there are actually inflated furry games we now know that they aren’t his least favorite, confirming pyros deep dark fetish
@damsen978 Жыл бұрын
Nobody laughed, no one. The likes are given for pity. And the following people saying they laughed or liked the joke are either high or are smelling a gas leak nearby.
@xStarLynx Жыл бұрын
@@damsen978 🤓
@Allukard353 Жыл бұрын
@@damsen978 damn, bro. Like I get it, the comment was unfunny, but maybe calm down?
@damsen978 Жыл бұрын
@@Allukard353 It was a joke too. Relax lol
@tajee_y9936 Жыл бұрын
@@Allukard353 unfunny is an understatement
@awuza7045 Жыл бұрын
"Payday the Rockay way!"
@thej2241 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can make Crime Boss a good game
@The_Yote985 Жыл бұрын
Feels like Call of Juarez: The Cartel all over again
@kaan1361 Жыл бұрын
I love how they tried to copy the dentist (gus) from payday 2 and didn't even try to alter his voice or persona with that pager operative "Nasara" But in Payday it made sense as the dentist was an extremely ominous and powerful contractor who nobody knew nothing about that basically forced heisters to work for him. In here he's just an African wise man pushing unnecessary one liners through pager.
@Dr.Oofers Жыл бұрын
And funnily enough, he’s voiced by the same VA as Chains.
@sheriffzard5149 Жыл бұрын
damn, they really made chuck norris sound like "Alright-" "ALRIGHT WHAT?" "We'll take back the fort 🤓"
@sr.lontra Жыл бұрын
The speed, sound and animations for this game are actually pretty good
@10pmmemes88 Жыл бұрын
I've yet to see pyro's pc handle ANY game with performance issues. Truly a gaming PC of all time
@zerphyxios9119 Жыл бұрын
I like how he refers to pd2 as "was" as if people arent making meta guides, receiving fairly big updates, and in general playing the game still
@bdkurt Жыл бұрын
I like how it's common practise now for games to be released in a terrible state
@Bshmjdsdyk Жыл бұрын
Your daily slop is what keeps me going pyro
@darkgotit6750 Жыл бұрын
I've seen stock unity shooters that look and play better
@smugbowkid9919 Жыл бұрын
Why. Why can’t we just get a nicely made game that runs? Please?
@jirokure Жыл бұрын
8:48 I closed my eyes and it feel like im watching some dbz abridged or something. So goofy.
@minicheff15 Жыл бұрын
Pyro is such a cute femboy
@noskin7290 Жыл бұрын
so true
@jadeanfe9336 Жыл бұрын
Dudde fr
@jovanhardianto4658 Жыл бұрын
He look more like a twink
@CheezeSpartan Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@arielchandia2 Жыл бұрын
Chubby femboy eboy
@UDOD0NE Жыл бұрын
The frames on this game are worse than someone running 130 different Fallout 4 mods at once.
@lusamine.5554 Жыл бұрын
The budget went towards celebrities instead of the actual game.
@rarbnif2332 Жыл бұрын
Pyro should play more scuffed games this is hilarious lol
@Aidcaa Жыл бұрын
This has the same vibe as mafia city ads
@OverStrive2008 Жыл бұрын
Finally, He reviewed that crappy prequel for petscop, the one where you run a cafe tycoon with a "dark secret" and mascot horror elements. The cooking minigame was fun though
@JacobTheCroc Жыл бұрын
If a game is EGS exclusive, it's essentially dead on arrival.
@aeronidas3647 Жыл бұрын
How did they manage to fumble the game with this line up.
@Jashua- Жыл бұрын
90% of the games budget went on voice acting
@SOoshi_art Жыл бұрын
This framerate struggling more than me at the gym for the first time
@imayhaveeatenthedog Жыл бұрын
I hate that half the characters look like their faces were rendered with 1000s of polygons while others look like they were rendered with about 40
@RUNFROMONYX Жыл бұрын
14:29 The wheel of the van was inside the curb. This game is perfect in every way
@nirikott Жыл бұрын
Pyro sold out so hard he's never posting petscop 2
@jhx97 Жыл бұрын
thank you pyro, i really like seeing things again a day after charlie covers it
@Caydiem Жыл бұрын
Why did all the real-life celebrities need to be there? Couldn't the devs just, you know, make their own unique and interesting characters from scratch?
@RotcodFox Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't notice the characters popping in at 14:39
@SirVexStomper Жыл бұрын
I feel like a lot of games start out running bad for pyro because he dropped like 3 screws in it while building it
@Denly1990 Жыл бұрын
I think the most telling thing about the game was when you were talking about Payday 2, I thought the background footage was pre-alpha footage of Payday 2 and not Crime Boss gameplay.
@solitudeguard8122 Жыл бұрын
Pyro this is the 7th time you've shown the worst game in class
@Gaming_Legend2 Жыл бұрын
don't worry, chuck norris will fix this game, history says he punched the harddrive that contained this game to fix all bugs but the harddrive got obliterated and is being molecularly reconstructed by the devs to get the fixed version of the game
@Chom-Chom Жыл бұрын
Chuck's voice sounds ai generated
@Tomiply Жыл бұрын
I wish he didn't skip some of the cutscenes. They're so bad, it's hilarious.
@DadsND Жыл бұрын
That wings impression was too good, took me back to the good ol days. Big ups
@tjm2684 Жыл бұрын
No huge gaming drama :(
@DeathRaidenx Жыл бұрын
It's basically payday 2, but crime net became the only choosable option where you can only play on the easiest difficulty. Oh, and the objectives took too long for them so they made sure you can finish it during your coffee break
@silkmilkman2485 Жыл бұрын
You can tell they really wanted the guy who speaks to you at the beginning of the heist to sound like the dentist
@QuezzNor Жыл бұрын
It feels exactly like "Grab that Auto 5"
@shshyie Жыл бұрын
This game looks like it'd be one of those "Amazing new web3 Metaverse fps!!!!" Games nftbros try to shill
@wiiehsan1238 Жыл бұрын
Truly one of the games of quite some time
@lesiuiuur123 Жыл бұрын
I slept through more than half of this video, yet i haven't miss anything in this game because there is nothing
@darlingtondeathbeam Жыл бұрын
The whole game and even the title look like a mobile game you'd see a weird "OH NOES I CANT PASS LEVEL 3" ad for
@benjad92 Жыл бұрын
This game could have been decent if it was released in 2006
@StridersBored Жыл бұрын
It plays like a demo only focused on trying to push the graphics rather than actually making an enjoyable game
@benjad92 Жыл бұрын
@@StridersBored I don't even think the graphics are that great for a 2023 game
@joujou1450 Жыл бұрын
Why does pyro think that every 50 ish year old man is the g-man
@restinpiss517611 ай бұрын
Funniest thing is, Nasra guy was voiced by actor that voiced Chains both in PD2 and PD3
@bulgarianreaper6587 Жыл бұрын
This game is proof that celebrity VA's means nothing. 9/10 it's a strategy to boost sales
@Swope00 Жыл бұрын
upload a main channel vid lil bro
@Chalupa_Dawg Жыл бұрын
Didn't know pyro made a game
@theogshaz Жыл бұрын
Idk how the devs thought one match being the equivalent of a minute was ok hell some of these heist can be in done in 30 seconds
@10yrs.istillcantthinkupawi11 Жыл бұрын
Pyro conveniently forgetting that Danny was in Breaking Bad... Selective memory also making him forget about Petscop 2
@ilyakusenco8151 Жыл бұрын
As a seasoned payday 2 player - this game has a lot of mechanics i want to see in Payday 3. I won't play this one, but i see a lot of good gameplay thingies that would be really appreciated in PD3
@SmotheryAxe1414 Жыл бұрын
Back 4 Blood but epic
@Chris-ok4zo Жыл бұрын
For a second I thought this was Payday 3 and I damned near cried when Pyro said it was one of the worse games he'd ever played. If Payday 3 was ever this quality on launch, half the Internet would riot. And why does Travis sound like Randy Savage?
@dementedscientist109 Жыл бұрын
2:02 The character BlackJack is the reason why I would buy this game! E X T R A T H I C C
@fulcrum6760 Жыл бұрын
“We need more C/B-list games like this!” No we don’t.