I feel like they paid for 15 mins of voice acting from all the actors in a single cut each, and that was 99% of their game budget

About Michael Madsen. He acts in everything in a row, because he simply does not want his family to "live in a trailer." He had a difficult childhood, he managed to work as an auto mechanic, a worker at a gas station, even an ambulance attendant. At the same time, he is categorically against his children becoming actors. A real man, acts for his family, not for his career.

I remember seeing this game at the game awards and thinking that it was gonna be sub-par gameplay but baits people with big name actors. The industry is so damn predictable these days it’s actually sad.

You can tell that they blew all their budget on the casting just so they could put their faces on the cover and then left nothing in the tank for an actual game

It honestly feels like a mobile game

This game somehow feels older than Payday 2 despite that game coming out over a deacde ago

Pyro references of the day 0:05 Hunt down the Freeman 0:14 Payday 2 0:38 Dishonored 1:55 Shylily reference? (Womp Womp) 2:58 mine cart 3:45 Dishonored 4:00 Streamer mode 5:13 Chuck Norris 5:22 David Lynch 5:27 Twinpeaks 5:40 Minecraft brick 6:01 Pack of Marlboro 6:43 Breaking bad reference 6:58 Saints Row 7:24 Vanilla Ice 8:19 Chuck Norris 2 8:40 Danny Trejo 9:14 Grunting (caveman reference) 9:38 Biden AI voice 10:11 explosive punching 10:26 Matrix 11:55 Marvel 12:31 Gman 13:25 Payday 0.5 14:34 Fortnite 15:37 Mafia City 15:57 yet another payday reference 16:40 PowerPoint 18:56 H3H3 19:42 Birmingham 19:52 Utopia 21:22 Least ____ Pyro viewer 21:30 Wings of Redemption 21:40 Callisto Project 22:05 Iron Man 22:44 Harry Potter 24:52 China 25:30 Matrix 25:55 Fortnite 27:14 ANOTHER payday reference 27:34 Bryon Dog family person

This feels like a game that came out 10 years ago. Like it was found sitting in the bargain bin of a Wal-Mart next to Call of Juarez: The Cartel and the last Army of Two game.

Chuck Norris plays such a cool character while simultaneously delivering his lines as flat and as casual as possible. Did the devs give him no context whatsoever as to who he’s playing as or what this game even is?

The biggest issue i see with Games right now is that you need a Jet engine to run them.

For a second I thought this was payday 3 and started shivering my timbers

505 Games, who published this game, initially published Payday 2, but after Payday 2 had paid lootboxes jammed in the devs bought back their rights specifically to remove them. Explains why this game exists

I just wanna point out that that Chuck Norris is 83 years old

I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS !!!!

Fun fact: Nasara (guy with the circular glasses) is voiced by Damion Poitier, who also voices Chains from Payday 2

We had left 4 dead and payday now we have back 4 blood and crime boss we truly are evolving just backwards

btw there was a bug where the secretary ladies' clothes wouldnt have loaded in properly and it would just show fully modelled boobs, almost got a streamer banned too

Chuck Norris is so good that games become bad in his presence

This game has the same vibe of reenacting action movies with your friends and it just seems so fun for it.

damn, pyro is really mad about that day in TF2 ...

Makes me actually want to play Payday 2

I hope overkill has a STACKED VA team like this but done right to do a bit of trolling, or a bad performance to troll even harder

I’m so glad to see Pyro doing another video on Forspoken!

"We have Payday 2 at home" energy

It looks like the kind of game Michael's son would play in his room in gta 5

I like how the conversations between characters looks like one of those free storyboard animation programs you’d use for a middle school project. Shining example being 10:36

14:23 "Half the bags are in, that makes half to go. " 10/10 Dialogue

Pyrocynical when a game comes out:

yet again, Pyro does not put any form of information in the title

This game is 100% percent used as an background game in a tv show

All the profit went into paying the Celebrity's and they used the remaining £4 to make a mobile game and ported it to PC

if only he voiced in it wouldve saved the entire game

This can’t be real, who would make this and say “Yeah that’s finished.”

this looks like a PS2 game that you'd play once and never touch it again

2:00 I am so happy that Pyro doesn't hide his preferences in women

the sad dallas impression from the mc was certainly something

They forgot that payday 2 had a banger soundtrack to acompany the gameplay

This sounds like they used AI to voice everyone

Hell yeah, i've been waiting for this one. Thanks, Pyro.

It's like the video game you'd see one of the actors play in the background of a movie

The aliens are coming, weve been compromised

Even the name makes it sound like a free app store mobile game

didnt know they continued the back 4 blood franchise.

Considering that there are actually inflated furry games we now know that they aren’t his least favorite, confirming pyros deep dark fetish

"Payday the Rockay way!"

Chuck Norris is so powerful he can make Crime Boss a good game

Feels like Call of Juarez: The Cartel all over again

I love how they tried to copy the dentist (gus) from payday 2 and didn't even try to alter his voice or persona with that pager operative "Nasara" But in Payday it made sense as the dentist was an extremely ominous and powerful contractor who nobody knew nothing about that basically forced heisters to work for him. In here he's just an African wise man pushing unnecessary one liners through pager.

damn, they really made chuck norris sound like "Alright-" "ALRIGHT WHAT?" "We'll take back the fort 🤓"

The speed, sound and animations for this game are actually pretty good

I've yet to see pyro's pc handle ANY game with performance issues. Truly a gaming PC of all time

I like how he refers to pd2 as "was" as if people arent making meta guides, receiving fairly big updates, and in general playing the game still

I like how it's common practise now for games to be released in a terrible state

Your daily slop is what keeps me going pyro

I've seen stock unity shooters that look and play better

Why. Why can’t we just get a nicely made game that runs? Please?

8:48 I closed my eyes and it feel like im watching some dbz abridged or something. So goofy.

Pyro is such a cute femboy

The frames on this game are worse than someone running 130 different Fallout 4 mods at once.

The budget went towards celebrities instead of the actual game.

Pyro should play more scuffed games this is hilarious lol

This has the same vibe as mafia city ads

Finally, He reviewed that crappy prequel for petscop, the one where you run a cafe tycoon with a "dark secret" and mascot horror elements. The cooking minigame was fun though

If a game is EGS exclusive, it's essentially dead on arrival.

How did they manage to fumble the game with this line up.

This framerate struggling more than me at the gym for the first time

I hate that half the characters look like their faces were rendered with 1000s of polygons while others look like they were rendered with about 40

14:29 The wheel of the van was inside the curb. This game is perfect in every way

Pyro sold out so hard he's never posting petscop 2

thank you pyro, i really like seeing things again a day after charlie covers it

Why did all the real-life celebrities need to be there? Couldn't the devs just, you know, make their own unique and interesting characters from scratch?

I'm surprised he didn't notice the characters popping in at 14:39

I feel like a lot of games start out running bad for pyro because he dropped like 3 screws in it while building it

I think the most telling thing about the game was when you were talking about Payday 2, I thought the background footage was pre-alpha footage of Payday 2 and not Crime Boss gameplay.

Pyro this is the 7th time you've shown the worst game in class

don't worry, chuck norris will fix this game, history says he punched the harddrive that contained this game to fix all bugs but the harddrive got obliterated and is being molecularly reconstructed by the devs to get the fixed version of the game

Chuck's voice sounds ai generated

I wish he didn't skip some of the cutscenes. They're so bad, it's hilarious.

That wings impression was too good, took me back to the good ol days. Big ups

No huge gaming drama :(

It's basically payday 2, but crime net became the only choosable option where you can only play on the easiest difficulty. Oh, and the objectives took too long for them so they made sure you can finish it during your coffee break

You can tell they really wanted the guy who speaks to you at the beginning of the heist to sound like the dentist

It feels exactly like "Grab that Auto 5"

This game looks like it'd be one of those "Amazing new web3 Metaverse fps!!!!" Games nftbros try to shill

Truly one of the games of quite some time

I slept through more than half of this video, yet i haven't miss anything in this game because there is nothing

The whole game and even the title look like a mobile game you'd see a weird "OH NOES I CANT PASS LEVEL 3" ad for

This game could have been decent if it was released in 2006

Why does pyro think that every 50 ish year old man is the g-man

Funniest thing is, Nasra guy was voiced by actor that voiced Chains both in PD2 and PD3

This game is proof that celebrity VA's means nothing. 9/10 it's a strategy to boost sales

upload a main channel vid lil bro

Didn't know pyro made a game

Idk how the devs thought one match being the equivalent of a minute was ok hell some of these heist can be in done in 30 seconds

Pyro conveniently forgetting that Danny was in Breaking Bad... Selective memory also making him forget about Petscop 2

As a seasoned payday 2 player - this game has a lot of mechanics i want to see in Payday 3. I won't play this one, but i see a lot of good gameplay thingies that would be really appreciated in PD3

Back 4 Blood but epic

For a second I thought this was Payday 3 and I damned near cried when Pyro said it was one of the worse games he'd ever played. If Payday 3 was ever this quality on launch, half the Internet would riot. And why does Travis sound like Randy Savage?

2:02 The character BlackJack is the reason why I would buy this game! E X T R A T H I C C

“We need more C/B-list games like this!” No we don’t.