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It’s been less than 5 seconds and seeing “resistant to bludgeoning damage” under Abused is fucking wild 💀

I love when my character hits lvl 8, and they suddenly realize that they've been abused their entire childhood.

The "you know where every tavern is" feat is a legitimately funny character trait for someone to have, and I would 100% allow it in my games. Imagine you just arrive at a new town, you take your eyes off Greg for *one second* and he's already walking back from the pub with a pint in hand.

i like how "Zzzz Godly" has a paragraph that says "as an action, any amount of creatures within 100ft of you must make a CON save. on failure they die, on success they also die"

as written, Advanced Programming is the True Strike of Feats.

I like how ultra instinct not only makes you unable to sleep ever again (immune do unconscious) but also unable to even lie in a bed, as lying down would make you prone, which you are also immune to. You're doomed to always stand or sit or move, but never able to lie down again.

I love that he has no problem with being able to cast Fireball as a bonus action cantrip, and then again as a regular cantrip, in the same turn, but the idea of knowing where every tavern in a city is something he can't fathom.

man the Abused feat is next level dark humor and beautiful in it's own way, bludgeoning damage resistance because you're used to the beatings, psychic damage triggers your trauma of emotional abuse and stuns you because of it, but overcoming it makes you snap and fight your agressor even harder while disregarding your own safety just to make it go away, you already saw the worst monster as a child so you're not easily frightened, but years of abuse and depreciation made you emotionaly vulnerable to sweet words so you're easily charmed. You made it to adulthood and overcame your trauma gaining strength in the process but the scars still remains, it's kinda poetic

Ultra instinct. Let your players take it, become immune to unconscious, make them die 5 days later to sleep deprivation

The idea that a childhood of regular beatings makes you resistant to bludgeoning damage is the funniest shit I've ever seen on this channel. I never knew that beating children gave them zenkai boosts.

I love the phrasing "cannot suffer a mishap" in the God entry. Like you can't drop your phone in the toilet or get a flat tire while you're late for work.

That spell that lets you destroy the entire game world and boot the DM from the table will forever be the best homebrew made in human history

Okay, but the "Tavern Brawler" feat allowing you to know where every bar is just actually pretty fucking funny. It's the D&D equivalent of that one Simpsons bit where Moe keeps throwing Barney out of the bar, but he keeps appearing back in it.

An alternative explanation to the weird mysterious knowing all taverns everywhere for the Tavern Brawler feat would be that your character is such a horrendous drunk that they’ve gained the ability to sniff out the location of any establishment that carries alcohol

Ngl, abused is kinda fire. *Gets Hit by a Storm Giant* "WHY WONT YOU DIE?" "IVE TAKEN WORSE HITS FROM MY GRANNIES SANDALS!"

The “Tavern Brawler” feat could work if it was tweaked a little. Barhopper You spend a lot of time in taverns and bars and they’re the first thing you look for when entering a new town. - You have advantage on Perception checks when you’re trying to find a tavern in town - You know how to butter up a drunk; you can add 1d4 to your Persuasion rolls when your target has the Drunk status. More conditional but maybe more balanced?

The best feat: Burrower: Your walking speed is replaced by a burrowing speed.

The Abused feat is really fucked up but that's what makes it so good. "You gain resistance to bludgeoning damage" would be a completely normal sentence in any other context but here it hits so hard because toghether with the feat's name it conjures up a very specific mental image. You just can't deny the feat's mechanics really capture the flavour its going for

"You've had two years to sit with your sin and repent." The second spell: *Absolve Sin*

Hear me out: Advanced Programming _Prerequisite: Warforged of level 4 or higher_ Your computational form accelerates your capacity to understand even the most complex ideas and gauge your exact limits. When you take this feat, every time you would gain a feat afterwards, you may take two instead. However, also when you take this feat, you may not increase your ability scores in any way and may not select the Ability Score Improvement feature upon leveling up.

"Look at me... I'm the DM now" You and the DM now swap roles. You select one of the NPCs for them to play, and your PC is now an NPC.

Really channeling some wotc design philosophy here "unlimited bonus action versions of leveled spells and also double your cantrips known and also you learn spells cast on you and also it's a half feat" - wow that's not too bad "Improvised weapons do 4d4 damage" WHAAAAAT INSANE THIS FIGHTER WOULD GO TOO CRAZY

I love how Jacobs response to most of these is like "We can fix this, this isnt terrible"........then came Abused and its like "WE CANNOT FIX THIS THIS IS NOT OK" which tbf is the correct response in this situation.

Arcane Prodigy actually gives me a great idea: -Prerequisite: Wizard. -Increase your Int by 1. -When a wizard spell is cast within 60 feet of you and you and you are not Blinded or Deafened, you may attempt to memorize the spell. Roll an Arcana check with a DC of 8 + (the spells level times 2). You may roll with advantage, if you are one of the targets of the spell. On a success, you may add the spell to your list of prepared spells. During the next long rest, remove all spells memorized this way, except for one. -You may transcribe this spell into your spellbook following the usual rules for transcribing.

imagine your character trusting another to talk about their past abusive childhood and then your dm saying "congrats you unlocked the abused feat" 💀

Imagine being immune to unconscious - at 0 HP you can move and keep fighting, but you're still rolling death saves as per rules

I love you being 1000% behind the creator of Arcane Prodigy running overpowered content for their players. Reminded me why I subscribed to you in the first place. You know what D&D is all about.

13:59 That 'master beefy no' was so genuine, like a long time friend of the party completely betrayed them by chucking the mcguffin into a lake.

Tavern Brawler: "My tavern senses are tingling!"

Abused is just “Nanomachines, Son” but sad.

That "abused" feature sounded like such a huge coping mechanism for whoever created it... That's a lot of heavy lifting, man.

Tavern Brawler just made me imagine Toph's Seismic sense effect. One step into a city and it pings all the taverns

Tavern Brawler is taken when you want to fight the actual tavern. That's why it has the ability to find every tavern in town

What was wild to me about Abused was that taking that feat could just rewrite your history. You were just a normal player character, maybe took some ability score improvements or other feats as you leveled up, then one day BAM you grew up as an abused child. Suddenly unlocking repressed memories and abilities tied to those memories?

Just imagining Superpoker6d9 as a beefcaked gigachad letting whatever homebrew that flies across his table that his players want go through and then suggesting more overpowered homebrew to help his players out, unfathomably based.

The "ultra instinct" feat sounded familiar and sure enough it was in the previous homebrew feat video as well, except under different name ("Can't touch this") and even more overpowered (it had stuff like +10 initiative on top of these abilities). The funny thing is that "Can't touch this" was made 7 months after "Ultra instinct", by a different user. The text is mostly identical except for the added abilities. This means that someone found "Ultra instinct", figured it wasn't strong enough, said "I can do it better" and made "Can't touch this". That's hilarious to me

These videos have awoken the need to start homebrewing again, and I'm starting with "Jacob's Big Feat"

I feel so bad, but 'Abused' had me laughing at the sheer absurdity of it. Like WHAT.

Love that its not just “haha dumb feats” and its actually improving the ideas and balancing of the feats

Nerd: you get advantage and proficiency on all knowledge checks unrelated to your character concept.

I love how Jacob remembered he reacted to Can't Touch This but forgot he saw Advanced Programming back then too. "Feat insurance" was my favorite part of the last feats vid lmao

“Babe wake up 18 minute xp to level 3 video”

“Move over literally abuse” This feels like it should become a meme. Me when forced to face a physical manifestation of my darkest fear: 18:02

DM: "Your true love, that you've been fighting for all this time, goes up to embrace you - but some force seems to be preventing them from getting their arms around you." PC: "wut" DM: "Ultra Instinct prevents you from being grappled." PC: "...I think I need to lie down for a moment." DM: "No going prone, bozo!"

Advanced Programming looks like a joke like the magic necklace that grants you an additional attunement slot but requires attunement itself.

*Play in a 1920s prohibition era setting* *Pick tavern brawler* *Enter new town* *Long rest* *Find out all the hidden bars in town* *Sell them out to authorities* *Profit*

A feat in my table is maschosism, where you simply just get to take a damage resistance and gain inspiration when you take the damage

Spencer should take part in these videos more often, she adds a lot of fun commentary for the absolutely insane homebrew you look at

Lmao spencer joining in was fantastic: J: “see, if they want to run a game where they’re OP that’s awesome, gigachad moment.” S: “Can I have that? It’s cool.” J, with a look of eldritch pain consuming his face: “sure”

I love how the last feat does nothing for saving throws or initiative, like if a wizard rolled good initiative and cast fireball that OP god is cooked.

"Your AC increases by your dexterity modifier" yes, that's literally what your Dexterity modifier does (unless you wear heavy armor)

The way he said "I'm sorry, abused?" At 12:44 tho

The moment he mentioned prohibition during the tavern brawler feat, all I could imagine was a prohibition cop having this feat to sniff out illegal bars. Truly, they would be brawling against the taverns

I think the worst thing about the Abused feat is that is really well thought out which means someone was genuinely putting time into making it

ahh. i love this series. even though i don't really watch much D&D stuff as i used to, i always watch these the day they come out. keep it up man!

I love the real critiques that try to help the homebrew like you did for Ultra Instinct. I would love to see a style of these videos that's mainly just that but focusing on the "middle of the road" feats or the ones yet unrated.

I like how Ultra Instinct prevents you from sleeping lmao. Giving Immunity to the unconscious prevents you from long resting.

Advanced programming could make sense in homebrews where some feats are level gated

The Aimbot one makes me want to add my "No Guard" feat to this site I made years ago as a troll option for our table, in honor of Pokémon. "You have mastered the art of the 'No-Guard' tactic. While you are conscious, melee weapon attacks made against you or any creature within 10 feet of you automatically hit."

My favorite thing about the abused feat is taking it at level 4 and retroactively destroying your child hood

When my DM asks for my backstory for my level 4 abused barbarian: "hes too strong and too sad"

I'm glad this is the video that brought me back to your channel, 'cuz the last one I saw (yeah about two years ago) was great

I like the idea of "low-level character with a broken feat among a party of high-level characters without broken feats." Like a level 5 Monk with Ultra Instinct with a level 10 party.

9:33 “So long as the person you are persuading is drinking.” Based on wording, that isn’t drunk, just drinking. So as long they they either have a cup, or, more literally, they have to be physically chugging stuff from a mug while you persuade them.

i can't believe i just found out about your channel omg. absolutely amazing video. excuse me while i binge your backlog.

Spencer should chime in on these more often

"Upon reaching 7th level you can turn a number of 3rd level spells or lower equal to your spellcasting ability mod into cantrips" Wizard approves

9:00 I'd prefer to go down the more savage route. Right infront of the tavernkeeper just yell at "I am aware of every single tavern in the known and unknown universe, and yet I cannot find one here" and just watch their business crumble away as you deny their right to tavernship

Please more Spencer, the way you two vibe together is wonderful 🥰

I could watch those videos every week xD

Wet Bar In Some Guy's Basement: *exists* Tavern Brawler: *kool-aid man bursts through the wall* I CAN SMELL YOU OUT! I AM THE GOD OF TAVERNS!

I now need a homebrew that's called 'Jacob's Big Feat' and it just says 'I become the DM'. not you become, I. Because it's how it's meant to be.

Spenser co-video!! I love that you cheered on a fun, unbalanced design just because the creator recognized that's exactly what it was.

This is the best one yet.

The Homebrewed Tavern Brawler is just chronic alcoholism. Dude walks into a city and instantly has to figure out the optimal path he can take to hit every tavern in the city at least once before he leaves.

Spencer cameos are great. You bounce so well off each other.

8:07 she convinced me, I'm gonna play SV whole weekend, the latest update is just fire! 🤠🐮

Wow, has Spencer always worn her hair like that? She looks so pretty!

As a forever DM, I’m excited for the day one of my players decides to take “Jacob’s Big Feat”

Abused is the best feat, no contest.

I MISSED THIS SERIES SO MUUUUUCH

If i were to balance and flavor ultra instinct to be fair, id go: ---- "Your body has been trained to work and react even to unseen threats. Your body knows to keep you safe, even more than your own mind." Attributes: "+1 to dex to a maximum of 20" "When an attack is made against you while you are unconcious, downed, blinded, or other scenarios where sight is impaired on the enemy(s), the enemy must roll higher than half your ac + your dex modifier. If they fail this roll, you are made aware of the attack on you, and you are allowed 5 feet of movement. If possible" ----- This makes it like a mini spider sense when youre in a bad situation, and gives you some extra defenses during those bad crucial situations. And I think it would be useful at all stages in the game.

Honestly if you want an Ultra Instinct thing in dnd, you should make it a high level optional feature for Monks (like the ones from Tasha's) and make them spend a bunch of Ki to gain +5 to AC and Dex saves, but roll a Con save at the end or become stunned

I just rewatched the first Lowest Rated Feats video, and I realized that "Ultra Instinct" is just "Can't Touch This" with a new name.

I want to make a feat like this: You can do anything and anything you wish will happen, you can make gods, worlds and adventures just as you can unmake them. Also you are now the DM good luck

ahh my favorite genre of xp to lvl3 video

4:41 Spencer's look of 'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed' is perfection.

"feats!! everyone's got them!!"

Feat: "Get me a drink." One time, at any moment during this campaign, you may tell the DM to get you a drink. The DM has 5 seconds to leave the table, holding only what they can carry, immediately followed by an unlimited amount of time in which to bring you a drink. The drink must be at least 8 ounces of factory-sealed liquid meant for human consumption that has a Nutrition Facts label, and it cannot already be on the table. Until the DM sets this drink standing upright on the table, or on top of things already on the table, you become the Temporary DM, with all the powers of the DM. You may not remove the table or otherwise cause it to be unable to support the new drink. Once the drink is on the table, or if you or any players get up from the table before the DM's return, you immediately cease being the Temporary DM. Anything that happened during your time as Temporary DM must be treated, in-game, as real events, possibly by divine or otherwise otherworldly intervention, and can be either explained or left unexplained by the DM however they will. The events cannot, however, be ret-conned or treated as if they did not happen (e.g., saying it was "all in a dream"). For all intents and purposes, the events must be treated as if they actually happened, and gameplay must then continue normally (if possible). As a last resort, during the session this feat was used, the DM may choose to call for one immediate majority vote as to whether to reset the game world to its status before you used this feat. You are the tiebreaker vote. If the game is reset in this way, you regain your usage of this feat.

Arcane Prodigy feels like it'd make for an amazing boss exclusive feat

I was not prepared for that amazing moist critical impression

D&D official feats: Bonuses and single abilities to help build your character, be it in combat or for roleplaying. Worse D&D feats from D&D Beyond: So, here are 3 broken class features rolled into one feat. And you are also god. Edit: I also want to add that it's really cool to see Jacob give genuine feedback on how to make the feats could work, it's really awesome on his part.

Damn bro, I wish ANYONE looked at me the way Spencer looks at you! ❤️

It's interesting seeing an Opera ad instead of an Opera GX ad haha

I like the idea of the aimbot feat, but it'd need reworks. Something like: "You no longer roll dice when making ranged or spell attacks. Instead, the attack automatically hits, but only deals half (or minimum) damage to the target". That way it's not a feat you take for crazy damage, but for if you have on-hit effects you really want to connect with. Could possibly make it a toggle too, to effectively turn any ranged attack or spell into a sort of Magic Missile at the cost of damage.

I love the abused feat, one of my favorite genders.

15:38 that was me, i am good guy 10000 (or i guess was cause i forgor to link that account to anything😅)

With arcane prodigy - have the spell learning as "you absorb a spell under X level with half danage and as a bonus action you can use that same spell at the sane level you absorbed" Int requirement of 10

"Jacob's Big Feet" now that's an unique feat name if I've ever seen one