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Netflix somehow has produced some of the best shows in recent years, and the worst shows in recent years. I think they just greenlight everything and hope for the best.

Pyro as an Indian I can tell you that Google Translate was absolutely correct. That is the best attempt of this movie at being romantic

Thank you for giving all of us crippling alcoholism and making us wish we had light sensitive seizures

5:27 Postal 2 - Map 7:40 Pokemon Black and White - Driftveil City 15:29 Sonic Unleashed - Apotos City (Day) 15:40 Bully - Chemistry Class 16:06 FNAF - Ambience 3 16:43 Super Mario Sunshine - Proto Piranha 23:40 Ratchet & Clank 3 - Qwark Vid Comic 25:43 Silent Hill 3 - Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me

Pyro went from not having any Netflix results to having it come up with Breaking Bad and The Platform. True character development.

i love how Pyros watched pretty complex films but the first bollywood film he goes to see has the most absurd threat level midnight plot

I graduated highschool, went to college, dropped out, started my own business, and Pyro still hasn't dropped a new main channel vid smh

REST IN PIECE Pyrocynical 💔 🙏 😪 Forever making terrible 8 minute videos in heaven

Let's go, pyrocynical remembered his Netflix password!

pyro would never miss out on the chance to become a marketable plushie

Took Pyro 8 months and a full team of editors to produce Cruelty Squad review. And he's still leaving it until last minute

That american show is not for Americans

Most of you wouldn't believe it but the actors in this abomination are genuinely some of the best actors in Bollywood. Boman Irani is considered to be one of the best actors in India and has worked out countless movies that are still watched by millions across the world. SSR too has worked on many movies and is a really phenomenal actor. It's amazing how they can have such an amazing cast yet fail at quite literally everything.

I'm not Indian, but I was raised by two parents that loved Indian movies. Specifically ones with Shah Rukh Khan and Sushant Singh Rajput. I'm glad you made a whole section about Sushant Singh and didn't chalk it off as some normal actor death. He was a big part of many Indian movie lover's childhood and hearing him commit S was truly heartbreaking.

WHERE IS CRUELTY SQUAD YOU LITTLE LESBIAN, IM SICK OF THE SLOP

"new cruelty squad video in 2 weeks" - Pyro, two weeks ago.

Honestly that was a really nice touch adding that little segment on SSR, I hadn't heard of him and his story is really inspiring and impactful, it's a shame to know he's no longer with us, he seemed like a really genuine guy

Honestly I wouldn't doubt that the montage of the characters having fun was not just an excuse for the actors to go have fun on the film budget lmao

Pyro not uploading and then telling us why "bad thing is bad" or why "good game is good" then draining people's bank accounts using maid dresses and merch

Dolan on tbh: When is cruelty squad coming out? Pyro: This month...

Rest in peace SSR. Thank you pyro for tackling his death in a good way. Mental health is a horrible struggle. I hope you're doing okay.

Finally Pyro reviews something with the same amount of dramatic editing as his videos.

Lets delete pyro live so he can actally upload content

Lmao there are actually some talented actors involved in this. How did they get those guys but an asylum patient for direction is beyond me

At this point I think I will die before Petscop part 2 comes out.

I don’t even wanna imagine what Pyro’s version of Silent Hill would be and how the monsters would look

no more slop, we are free

See you all in eight months when Pyro finally uploads Petscop 2 on his main channel Update (July 1st 2023) - Still no Petscop 2, but at least he finally uploaded another actual video on his main channel after eight months.

Pyro really has a thing for reviewing bad films

I'm ashamed to say I watched this show twice, once because my parents forced me to, and once again because my grandparents forced me to 😔 this is so sad

27:15 I really, *really*, want to see that Pyrocynical video. Where he spends 5 hours tying together all the Final Fantasy games.

im starting to doubt that this “cruelty squad” is a real thing

Pyrocynical is like Pennywise he returns every 27 years

I will say Biki being a Fixer and it being taken at face value is some top tier comedy.

REST IN PIECE Pyro 😭 forgotten but not gone

cruelty squad will never be real

Pyro as an Indian, I am sorry that you had to watch this hell spawn and I respect your opinion. Thats a lot of likes. Thanks :)

For 8 years this guy has been making content for 15 year old boys, truly amazing!

No more slop 🙏🙏

Abandonware, the channel.

Okay, the stand still to make them think the cameras are glitched is fucking genius, it's been a long time since I've laughed this hard.

As an Indian it makes me really happy to see more people talking about Sushanth Singh Rajput, the circumstances under which he died are so unfortunate. Thanks Niall

thank you Lord Niall for the daily PyroLive Slop instead of uploading to the main channel 🙏🙏🙏

somebody needs to save him he left youtube for furry brap art

0:00 Merch 0:41 intro 1:45 Checklist 2:21 Drive 2019 6:25 propper start to the film > 6:44Libha singh > 7:06 summarization (ends at 12:30?) >> 7:09 Hamid >> 7:16 ifran >> 8:22 the king >> 9:31 tara >> 9:36 Bikki >> 10:14 samar >>> 10:34 -12:29 ssr suicuide 15:21-17:08 sponsor 17:25-18:05 inevitable romance subplot 29:27 outro

Finally, a pyro video where he isn’t watching a SunnyV2 video

F this I'm going to bed happy canada day

I would argue one of the best parts about having a girlfriend of Indian descent is that she always has the scoop on the best and worst new bollywood movies I must have seen a dozen with her. Some of them have been absurdly good like Baahubali 2 (you can skip the first i promise) and RRR A couple have been good but entirely predictable like Holiday: a soldier is never off duty, happy new year 2014, and Agneepath But I promise you, without failure, basically any Bollywood or Tamil movie that has any kind of following will be an absolute laugh riot if you go in expecting the most over the top, outrageous plots and acting. I have never had a bad time watching any of them Or maybe I'm biased because I watched them all with my girlfriend, but I think it's both

Thank you for talking about SSr. He was truly a good actor and there is controversy that he didn't commit suicide but was murder. Anyways Rest in piece SSR.

6:03 estrogen any% speedrun

The slop is finally about to stop.

Man This Video it's taking so long that im starting to think he is lying and it's actually making petscope 2

If you ever feel like you wasted cash, just remember they made CGI cars in place of actual cars.

22:59 Literally Hector Salamanca

3:06 that car looks like something out of garry's mod lmao!

October 21st 2022, the last video uploaded to pyrocynicals old channel. Honestly I'm quite sad that this channel is just dead now and abandoned. He has had so many great videos made over the years and seeing him go out on a depressing and infuriating sellout is really something.

A Pyrocinical video that isn’t an multiple hours long or in le head? Amazing.

23:06 undeniably the funniest part lmao

itll come this month guys dont worry. It was definitely not supposed to come "this month" months ago

It’s over pyro delete pyro live now.

21:45 pyro forgot to add an extra breaking bad reference point 🙄

This Hamid character is played by Panjak Tripathi. He portrayed one of the most deplorable villains I've ever seen in a decade old movie called Gangs of Wasseypur, which is probably the best Indian crime saga movie ever made. Highly recommend to everyone whoever sees this comment.

F*** something randomly reminded me about pyrocynical, probably after a year. This sob used to be my go to youtuber back in those leafy days like I used to wait for his videos. Damn nostalgia hit me real hard now that I searched his channel and came here. I used to be a clueless kid back in those days and now I am doing pretty good for myself. I hope everyone is doing already aswell and I sure hope he's doing okay too.

8:10 thats the most convincing facial expression ive ever seen. his face just screams “Whoop! ive been bamboozled!” thats that face you make when the soap slips outta your hand. the acting in this movie is award worthy

This thumbnail has gone through more changes than his Petscop 2 script.

Always a good day when pyro uploads

bro fucking died💀💀💀💀

I actually think the plot was genius. I had to literally rewatch the movie to actually figure out that the plot DID make sense, just not the first time around 😂 They actually put a hilarious amount of attention to detail in those double crosses

19:43 i am an Indian, and this text is like a romantic poem which is like a short poem which mainly has a deep meaning and thse type of poems are known as 'shayari' btw it is a way to write Hindi in English called hinglish like for example Kaise ho Pyro Bhai. This text that i wrote means how are you Pyro but if you put it in Google translate it will just show you nothing.

Gotta love the sponsored segments and the quality put into it

RIP Pyro So sad to lose someone that young 🙏

such a shame pyro doesn't make videos anymore

i loved the part where he says "its driving time" as the camera zooms in on his face a number of times truly one of the movies ever

Rip Pyrocynical

6:06 this movie predicted JoJo Siwa’s “””””edgy””””” phase

I think drive is somehow both the most confusing and amazing film I’ve seen involving heists. Absolutely deserves a 10/10

12:10 - Most people talk about being able to like art but not like the artist, but almost no-one talks about being able to dislike the art and like the artist. Honestly such a cool segment on Sushant Rajput tho

it's been 3 months pyro that's 1 month too long where is petscop 3

When curly squad

i love when he said “it’s drivin time” and then drove away this truly is the cinematic experience of all time

Pyro being straight is probably the biggest plot twist I've ever seen since "You are the Darth Revan."

He has like 30 minutes

Holy sht actual abandonware channel 💀

25:57 Directed by Hideo Kojima

There’s just something about Pyro’s humor that makes him more funny than any other KZfaqr on the platform

All the "where is petscop 2?" Kids have turned into "where is the cruelty squad video?"

I was legitimately already doing shots before this video, and now I died of alcohol poisoning

15:54 "too old to drink coffee" he wasnt joking about no double takes huh?

pyrocynical is pretty much the only channel where i watch the full sponsorship

delete the channel, as you said you would

Oh boy pyro! Time to delete Slop!!

This film is like a very high budget mobile game ad

6:11 I thought therer where 4 TF2 Snipers default dancing in the background

Everybody asks where pyrocynical is but not how is pyrocynical

Pyro starting with the "but first" before saying anything is great, and should be his intro from now on

Bro really changed the thumbnail twice.

what an amazing video, such an evolution as a content creator its amazing to see you still improve every time i see your videos leafy

its been 7 fucking months pyro, please upload the video.

8:42 Liu Kang challenges Vibha for the freedom of Earthrealm but little does he know that the King is the final kombatant not Vibha.