Never have I been more happy to not know who anyone is in a show

netflix shows will always follow a 50/50 rule, don't matter the budget lmao.

It makes sense though that most Pyro viewers are over 18. That's because most people who started watching him years ago were actual teenagers between 12 to 17 when Pyro was doing a different kind of content. We just grew up with him and got older.

vinnie might be the only normal person in there since hes basically just a normal teenager he likes cars he likes games he doesnt like popularity

I can't imagine being praised by millions (and making millions) for literally walking across a room is healthy for a 17 year old girl. Most of these people will probably have major issues later in life.

it's amazing how little personality these people have. poor vinnie having to live in an NPC house like he did, homie just wanted to be a gamer

I witnessed a teenage girl perform her Tik Tok while her dad was grabbing something from his car. She was using the parking pay machine to hold her phone, then someone had to asked her to stop so they can pay for parking. She had like no self awareness and makes me wonder how often these Tik Tok people inconvenience normal people while they try to make content. This is an utterly stupid phenomenon.

26:45 i like vinnie "i dont wanna see my cringey self" he is freaking self-aware and knows its a social media persona and just for that fact i like this kid

I can't believe he said "snitches get rewards" when he could've said "snitches get riches"

“I hate being on social media, so I voluntarily joined social media, moved into a mansion and signed a contract for a Netflix show, and became rich… ugh it’s so hard”

This feels like a Black Mirror episode where a corporation grows clones in a test facility to try and make the most profitable ad friendly face possible, with the main character wanting to leave to be their own person only for the employees of said company chastising him and trying to pull him back to to success.

6:24 there was literally an episode of Black Mirror about this - where everyone’s net worth is determined by a star rating and anyone could review you at any time. One bad review because you didn’t smile at someone the right way meant the difference between paying full price or getting a discount on a house. It’s called Nosedive

I didn’t pay that man I simply won him over with my high Charisma stat. Don’t believe this man’s lies

I like the idea that vinnie is just some dude who’s realised he can make money off of his looks and sees no reason not too, no manufactured personality no collaboration just some dude who happens to be hot

Vinnie is actually a really chill dude.He has an account where he just posts weeb content and he just seems like a cool dude youd talk to in high school about anime except hes really hot.I feel like he just wants to be like a chill guy,but he has to make the bucks

I'm from Algeria, which is technically the only place to actually find fennecs in, and the fennec is a bit of a national animal for us. Thus, I'd like to say I'm extremely sorry for our fennec fox to having to go threw such an awful situation, and as a citizen of Algeria I demand that the United States of America return the fox as soon as possible

just did some research. Apparently owning a Fennec fox as a pet is illegal in LA. It's such a great gift that it gives you a free stay at the local prison.

i often wonder how people like this genuinely exist in the real world. they feel like generic characters but i believe they’re real Edit: the “stories” definitely arent real, but the people and the mansions are

As a Beatles fan, reading "Strawberry Fields Whatever" dealt 2x psychic damage with STAB boost to me

Considering the things you’ve made, like The Best and Worst Show, The Best Game You’ve Never Played, The Best Free Game, Fat Cry 3, etc, you deserve so much more attention and praise than you receive. Your Utopia review-which probably took at least 3 months to make-is one of the greatest videos in terms of effort, and it deserves the amount of likes that a video of a girl eating a chip got. Reward content with effort, not low-effort shorts.

Netflix basically has 2 personalities: Personality 1: Let's make some really cool, creative, funny, and amazing content, guaranteed to knock the socks off of our customers! Personality 2: Eh, let's just make some stupid garbage meant to pander to the lowest common denominater. And also Cuties, because we don't give a fuck, we're Netflix!

Hearing someone pronounce "Hitler" on KZfaq post-adpocalyse is like a PTSD trigger. I'm so accustomed to KZfaqrs censoring themselves that I expected Pyro to say "the funny mustache man" or something.

CRUELTY SQUAD REFERENCE AT THE START OF THE VIDEO

33:50 "That's just my natural skin tone sometimes" -Person with 30 pounds of makeup on

We really need to give pyro a medal for doing what we could never do: bingeing a Tik Tok show. Thank you

Imagine living with people you pretend to be friends with when everyone is using eachother for internet points.

Back in the day of TheSims2 being new, I made a house mostly about "The Real World" but stupidly extra, with one personality feature maxed out and the others a descending scale. Everyone was ridiculously dressed and made up. Then cheatcodes to make EVERYTHING high-end in the house. HypeHouse makes that game look like reruns of Three's Company.

They should use the hype house for studying what differences neanderthal genetics cause in socialisation and conversation. Hell you could even do IQ tests

It’s actually really fucking creepy how the David clone acts so fucking similar to David it’s fucking scary

i just realized ur hat says "bruh" in sign language

27:30 A nerd trapped in a sexy man's body... that's pretty much who I strive to be some day

Quick question: Ok so most of us know the others right. Who tf is Mia? She’s contributed nothing to the group but just seemed angry at everything

"Episode 4 starts with Nakita talking about how hard her life is while driving her *215 thousands pounds Lamborghini*" i can almost hear a Chevrolet designer getting a raise

Pyro : "He did ask where Petscop 2 was tho" This is a sign, guys. Pyro didn't forget about Petscop 2. So, if we bother him enough on the internet and in real life. It should come out faster. That's how it works, right ? [11:56]

I just got a great idea for a show featuring TikTokers. It'd be something like this, where they're all living together, but the crew basically lies to them what the show's about. They tell them "this is about you guys, the wacky times you have living together, and what it's like to be super famous Tik Tok stars!" but in reality it's a psychological case study watching this house fall apart. They could have one member who's in on it and has a hidden camera, so everyone else is under the impression they're done being filmed if the camera crew's gone. Give us a peak at how attention starved these people are, with the crew filming you'll see everyone in the pool, on the basketball court, playing games in the living room, etc. On the guy's hidden camera, he takes a walk around the house, completely barren the instant the camera crew left, everyone else either left or went to their own rooms!

I love how pyro uses such a diversity of soundtracks. I recognized that granny horror app and Mass Effect 1 at some points 🤣

i don’t think people actually realise how long these videos take, you have to put so much time and effort into them and i’m glad that someone on this platform does

honestly i just feel bad for vinnie lmao, clearly he doesnt like being in such a public spotlight. everyone else looks and sounds spoiled as fuck

even a review of this show is difficult to watch. can't imagine what watching the show itself must feel like

0:26 woah cruelty squad reference?

"Fat Italian Man who's sad all the time..." Never heard a more accurate description for the Sopranos lolol

The best part of Tik Tok is that these influencers have such a short shelf life that you get to witness their rise and fall from relevance in the same year. Incredible.

4:19 why they introducing them with the follower count like it's their dbz power levels 😂

Did he just call a Corvette a Lamborghini ? as a car guy this hurts my soul

At this point I don't even care about Petscop 2. Where tf is my Breaking Bad review.

"Uber Eats is their best friend" Me: *coughs nervously*

0:27 HOLY CRUELTY SQUAD PREDICTION

The crew squad video was teased years ago😮

12:05 petscop 2 confirmed?

I’m honestly baffled every time when I think that they make so much money doing the dumbest crap, while there are actual people working their ass off day by day. I still don’t understand.

17:51 "I've noticed a spike going down." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Hang on. Do I spy a cruelty squad reference a year before the review!?

I'm actually rooting for Vinny to find something he's happy and comfortable doing. As an introvert myself, I would hate to be in his scenario.

Pyro: makes an 8 hour scripted review of a show, gets 2 view Charlie: takes a footstep on camera, 5 trillion views Society.

“my 20’s are fading and the shadow of responsibility is coming” just hit different

holy shit, I was so happy at 41:14 for pyro playing a 1 second clip of Cygnus, which was in the grand strategy game Endless space 2, which I love so much I memorised my favorite tracks whenever they played in game. I believe in Cygnus supremecy

I’ll be honest, I thought the Hype House never got formed. I thought they cancelled it before it was done forming. I guess that’s how bad the marketing was

One thing you need to remember about reality shows is that they always select the most interesting and dramatic events to put in the show's release Yup "My friend left my mansion to live in his own mansion" and "I need to make a 15 second video about nothing but it's soooo hard" were the most interesting drama Netflix could get out of these people

I found the meaning Petscop 2 refers to the anticipated sequel to KZfaqr Pyrocynical's lengthy 2017 analysis of the Petscop webseries. The original video was very popular among Pyrocynical's fanbase, and in late 2018, the fans began clamoring for a sequel with memes on his subreddit.

The only one I'm even slightly aware of is Nikita..and when I saw her on here I thought "Is she like the house Mom or something?" thinking since everyone in the house is barely in their 20's, it was weird she was there because she's so much older. Turns out she's 26...I definitely thought she was 43

The second they mention the word “desert” I knew pyro was gonna make 100 fallout new Vegas jokes

We’ve come a long way from Shrek has Swag

American Pyscho 2: Starring David Dobrek

"SHE'S JUST EATING CHIPS!" Ahhh... your suffering sustains me.

I can't believe someone genuinely just said "I'm like proud of you" with his voice in front of people and on camera

honestly I really respect Vinnie, he has a great personality and is actually really high rank in valorant (immo 3+) and has always been really genuine and humble. Really agree with what the guy in the video said, he's like a nerd trapped in a rlly hot body, he kinda just does whatever and uses tiktok for funds + get a way to do what he actually enjoys (gaming, competing, etc) Love watching his streams

9:27 badger and skinny Pete

29:45 That is not a lambo, it is a Corvette C8 where has an MSRP of around 100,000 at the base model.

One thing I’ve learned from this video that definitely terrifies me to my core is that Paris has public urinals. The second thing is, they all sound like emotionless androids sent by aliens to assimilate into society and guess what, they’re failing horribly.

I love how "filler" for Pyro is 15-45 minutes long. 7 hour youtube videos are the new standard!

In the beginning the house looks so bright and vibrant and at the end it looks like an abandoned shopping mall.

>starts video >hears the Crysis 2 theme Words cannot express how happy I am now.

The scene with "Bit. It's just bit, and that's it" and then Noel Miller going "bars" broke me in half thank you

The idea of celebs pretending to not know the basic thing about cooking has been exhausted to death and should be left to 2000s reality TVs where it belong ...they're just pretending, aren't they?

Honestly what did Nate expect? This is TikTok influencers we're talking about. A 10 second video of moving your arms left and right is *so much wooork.*

I haven't noticed if they still have the Fennec Fox, I'm hoping they only rented it just to look at and play with for the day because I know those animals are really hard to take care of as pets and I highly doubt these people would bother to properly take care of it. That is something that drives me nuts when it comes to people with a lot of money, they'll just buy random animals purely because they can afford them. It's like the line from Jurassic Park, "you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think whether or not you should." Buying a weirdly expensive piece of memorabilia or whatever item is one thing, they're cool at first then start collecting dust, but an animal you have to be prepared for. I'm pretty sure that's the reason for how people fucked up ecosystems, they buy an exotic animal like a Python from another country, bring them back to Florida, then they grow too big so they don't want them anymore and release them into the wild.

Never have I been more disappointed than having pyro call a $80,000 corvette a £200,000 lambo

"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy." - Thanos

Does anyone know the name of the music that starts at 4:10?

"driving a £250,000 Lamborghini" bruh that's a 60k Corvette.

Honestly, I Do Not Wish I was as well off as these people. At most they need to make one TikTok video every once and a while, and they get to live in a mansion and drive sports cars, and yet they act so unsatisfied with their existence.

I honestly don’t expect anything more than a mansion of TikTok content creators all being completely miserable and overwhelmed with stress. It doesn’t look like a fun lifestyle in any kind of way.

"ive been working so hard" Theyre just sitting there

I collect records and I love them, I really hope they didnt buy a record player without know how to properly take care of it.... the amount of records they could've scratched... it hurts me

I long for the fall of this system. And seeing these people trying to explain how they're victims. While when they were living in literal castles they were ignoring people that were starving and being evicted. And just continued to profit from culture that flexed everything they had in the face of those people. Their existence is just leisure.

Pyro finding out he shares the same Zodiac sign with Hìtler gave me an idea. For each Zodiac sign I'm going to learn a despicable person from history assigned to them and if anybody ever tries to tell me what I am based on my Zodiac sign, I'll ask for theirs in return and let them know they share the same Zodiac sign as Pol Pot. Taurus by the way for anyone wondering.

2:19 heads up team, another swarm detected. It's a big one

“As a wise man with a CB handle once said, "For the money, for the glory, and for the fun… mostly for the money."

I absolutely hate my generation For giving these people an opportunity to have a show

You can tell what game Pyro has played recently just by his choice of music in his videos. ROCK AND STONE!

44:22 "Idubzz went hard on leafy, I'm glad he didn't make a video about me" Every KZfaqr with a weak chin felt that

I wish Netflix would continue some shows that they stopped after one season. There are soo many good series that they never continue but they keep pushing out new garbage or make new shows that suck.

Haven’t watched this yet, but loving the movement towards reviewing/commentary on movies or shows rather than videos!

23:57 how dare you make a mistake in editing, this skeleton staying on screen for 1 frame after the angle changes is absolutely unacceptable.

I am generally amazed how all of them literally sound like talking bacteria. They seem to not be able to link words into sentences without using "bro" or "like", and I know it's a common trait, I aswell use those words sometimes, but holy shpooks man, their lexicon is literally 50 % "bro"

Bro this video aged so well, purely because Vinnie joined 100t as a content creator, respect.

29:46 im gonna pretend he didnt call a 82000 pound corvette a 250000 pound lamborghini....

"The Hype House is a TikTok collective based in Los Angeles, CA, or as I like to call it: the largest dark RPGMod server in existence." I hate TikTok as much as the next guy, but why is it that Los Angeles always seems to be a hotspot for soulless celebrity nonsense? Honestly, every day, I grow to understand why so many people can't stand California. And don't even get me started on the other exhausting hell that is Silicon Valley. "Man, this entire series is like a PSA to not move to LA." Also, Barton G.? More like Barfing Shit! 35:55 And fucking DJ Spit, my man!

"i did it with my mom, i did it with my dad, i did it with my siblings, and my grandparents," - Thomas, 2022

Fame is such a weird thing. Someone with fame can literally do a walk, a sneeze, or eat an apple and they'll get millions of views and money off of them. And I feel so embarrassed of myself for being a bit jealous over how much they earn doing something everyone else can do.