The WORST Pick Up Lines Ever Heard! | Ep 239

The WORST Pick Up Lines Ever Heard! | Ep 239 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, The WORST Pick Up Lines Ever Heard!
10:45, Intro
12:55, Man Gets Revenge On Ex Girlfriend
16:50, Show Updates
24:58, Daddy Gets Hit Test Results
48:12, James Get's Deep
01:03:57, TikTok Comment Gold
01:06:26, Tweets Of The Week
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@jessadavis8498 Жыл бұрын

Fuhad is such an amazing listener. He stays actively listening from the first word out of James's mouth until his last sentence. Fuhad never interrupts or tries to speak over James and it's so healthy and refreshing to witness.

@jessadavis8498 Жыл бұрын

And he clarifies when needed without jumping to conclusions

@sayrahprincess7943 Жыл бұрын

Facts!!! He'd make a good Mediator.

@yvonneclemente9064 Жыл бұрын

@@jessadavis8498 ...slight correction if he does interrupt James its always attached to a "excuse me...don't mean to interrupt but xyzed'....love him 🥰

@persephonesdad5792 Жыл бұрын

I like listening when James tells a story (he’s a good story teller) but this one….. I listened too long to not listen all the way to the end. I was invested 😂. But I wanted to get to the bottom line soooo bad. I did smile when he imitated Ephialtes saying “Leonidas!!!”

@lizzy6970 Жыл бұрын

Facts!!!!

@niginaali6850 Жыл бұрын

“Just go out with me! I asked you 3 times” sent me 😂😂😂😂

@theunicornhasspoken9715 Жыл бұрын

My exact statement when I meet Fuhad! At this point 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@niginaali6850 Жыл бұрын

@@theunicornhasspoken9715 😂😂😂😂 say less!!

@TheNinnyfee Жыл бұрын

Me, too. 😄

@kee-ta3487 Жыл бұрын

The fact that James responded to the pick up lines as if he was a girl, makes me love him so much more he is hilarious 😂 😂

@ssjcajas Жыл бұрын

Yo that shit was killing me. Especially when he was liking them lmao.

@_SevenKay Жыл бұрын

Yes I love when they fall into the roles…..shit be so funny everytime they do it

@msteejo6373 Жыл бұрын

FACTS!!!!

@jbukenya80 Жыл бұрын

Hysterical

@OnlyInRomford 8 ай бұрын

James is gay js xx

@tiffanysimkins6068 Жыл бұрын

My husband of 16 years, got me with a pickup line. I was a bartender and he set $5 on the bar and said, "I bet you $5 I can kiss you without touching you." When I agreed, he leaned over the bar, kissed my cheek so sweetly, and whispered in my ear, "you win". He leaned back, smiled and I immediately gave him my number. 😂

@mathenysabrina Жыл бұрын

I'm using this

@patrickca09 Жыл бұрын

Damn that's RISKY. A quick way to get a sexual harassment charge.

@tiffanysimkins6068 Жыл бұрын

Notice that line I said "When I agreed". He got my consent before he did anything. 😉

@danib1421 Жыл бұрын

@@tiffanysimkins6068 smooth

@Ivy94F Жыл бұрын

Damn, even I got goosebumps from that one! Lol!😂

@peachmilkshake_ Жыл бұрын

James calling himself "Daddy" always throws me off. I'm like "WHOOO?!" every time

@zeketargaryen1440 Жыл бұрын

WHOOOO😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@stephpowell7648 Жыл бұрын

He's calling Fuhad Daddy lol

@vongaichiwade164 Жыл бұрын

lmao for realllll

@bubblebobblefullthrottle Жыл бұрын

It was definitely the "yummy" and "daddy" with the squeaky voice combo. Excessive 😂😂

@efereiro1729 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Baessecretlover Жыл бұрын

"Daddy that's yummy!🤭" James!😭😭

@acidification Жыл бұрын

5:51 James’ reaction to the inside tickle.. I’m dead!

@yb9964 Жыл бұрын

Nah cause who told him about Fanny flutters, we need to take them to trial for betrayal 🤣

@theworldsonheroin Жыл бұрын

James giggling at these pick up lines is hilarious.

@alishanelson7171 Жыл бұрын

Mondays are so much better because of James and Fuhad.🇿🇦❤️

@tercia113 Жыл бұрын

Been waiting since 12...🇿🇦

@ditshegotema477 Жыл бұрын

🇿🇦🇿🇦❤️

@kennyngeleka7387 Жыл бұрын

Are u feeling the heat there in SA💔🗿

@tubby6381 Жыл бұрын

It's amazing how many South Africans are watching them 🤣

@Baessecretlover Жыл бұрын

🇿🇦❤

@mturker100 Жыл бұрын

Their choking wheezing laughter makes everything 10x funnier.

@soph11_ Жыл бұрын

"Lemme tickle your belly button From the inside" *James' reaction* *repeatedly plays back 20 times* 🤣🤣😂💀💀💀 Anyone else?

@kendrabisson7719 10 ай бұрын

I just came to see if anyone else caught his reaction . I almost peed laughing. 😂😂😂

@tiffym930 9 ай бұрын

“Wonder what that feels like…” lol 🤣🤣

@purewisemarian Жыл бұрын

When James heard flaps open he was like 😮😮😮😮 that’s too much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@naturalepiphaniesco.7332 Жыл бұрын

Too much!

@zoelove5404 Жыл бұрын

it KILLED ME😂😂😂

@abuie8864 Жыл бұрын

So I'm clearly in love wit James all while remaining faithful and spreading the cheeks for Fuhad 🤣🤣🤣

@Carpathianpixie Жыл бұрын

Jeeezoss!!! 😱😭😭

@Nikinik597 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@infinitemonkeycage3010 Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha oh my fuciing god that is jokes

@latanyahall300 Жыл бұрын

Wow 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

@donnamariegrant2068 Жыл бұрын

Girllllllllll ❤️😍❤️

@BaebaeW Жыл бұрын

James is so dramatic 😂😂😂. I love it! Don’t treat Whoopi like that. Karen keeps a hottie on her arm🫣

@thePanda_huma Жыл бұрын

That "mmmhm that's yummy." "Daddy that's yummy" from James took me out 🤣🤣🤣

@haddingtoniangcp2464 Жыл бұрын

No duo in these KZfaq streets have this unbridled chemistry than these two. Closest is Aba and Preach and they are a distant behind, still.

@BelenPeralta1 Жыл бұрын

The basement yard for sure have the best chemistry.

@haddingtoniangcp2464 Жыл бұрын

@@BelenPeralta1 is it? I'll check them out.

@mathenysabrina Жыл бұрын

@@BelenPeralta1 equal chemistry I'd say. Not more though

@BelenPeralta1 Жыл бұрын

@@mathenysabrina nah to me it be basement yard has better chemistry thats 25+ years of friendship

@beloncekamz2821 Жыл бұрын

MCM😍😍 right on time! It is James rating the pick up lines for me😂😂. "Where's the pick up line?" and "that's aggressive" took me out🤣🤣😭.

@kikialeaki1850 Жыл бұрын

“That’s yummy. Daddy! That’s yummy”😂😂

@habeshasister11 Жыл бұрын

Omg I haven’t heard MCM in forever 💕 memories lol

@sydney.michael Жыл бұрын

I can’t drink when watching these guys. I legit almost choked on my tea when James said he’ll fishhook his nose. 😂

@Srrndipidity Жыл бұрын

I made the mistake of watching this at work and spat my water all over my computer and paper work.. you are smarter than me

@cassie2559 Жыл бұрын

I learnt that the hard way few months ago, then I forgot and did it again the other day while saying chill you got to chill like they could hear me and I paused it til I finished my breakfast 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️😂🤣

@Srrndipidity Жыл бұрын

@@cassie2559 🤣

@pressleysmith8221 Жыл бұрын

James explaining peptides (as a girl in science) makes me giggle because it’s such a discovery for him! It’s really sweet. James if you read this, you did a great job explaining everything in a digestible way! sending good vibes to you both from Boston

@peterstuart5640 Жыл бұрын

I'm on a first time serious get fit phase in my life and his way of explaining them makes me want them even though I've never heard of them before!!

@mord685 Жыл бұрын

For James, violence is the solution to every problem 🤣🤣

@savanna8103 Жыл бұрын

My personal favorites of someone hitting on me was a white boy saying to me "aww don't be frownie my little brownie" and "did it hurt when you fell from the VENDING MACHINE cause you're a snack"

@indiashante1560 Жыл бұрын

Not the "my little brownie" 🤣🤣🤣

@junglekxngtalksanime Жыл бұрын

My little brownie?? 😭🤣🤣

@annarasmus8737 Жыл бұрын

From the vending machine?!😂

@Mazi511 Жыл бұрын

...ew lol

@theduck3072 Жыл бұрын

I'm gonna have to use that first one.

@Love_Storm31 Жыл бұрын

Every time James gets in character and says daddy I lose it!!!!

@candyhart8215 Жыл бұрын

Fuhad’s giggling at the pick up lines 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@meganpenney1472 8 ай бұрын

Not Fuhad saying driving 2 hours is CROSS COUNTRY!!! He would never last in the US 😂

@rebeccawarner4860 Жыл бұрын

James's reactions to the pick up lines had me dead!!!!❤️❤️❤️

@thandokazimagopheni8004 Жыл бұрын

This podcast is the best internet rabbit hole I fell into just 6 weeks ago during my exam study break. Keep us in stitches Fuhad & James 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 🇿🇦

@assyrianrelief Жыл бұрын

Invite Kojo as a guest! I’d love to hear his thoughts. 😁

@lynnjac9731 Жыл бұрын

Yes, that would be a great interview

@mecimec1981 Жыл бұрын

That would be great!

@Cynthia.Montreal 5 ай бұрын

Luv Kojo!

@myrrhiammakwakwa4674 Жыл бұрын

James' "Hmm" finished me😂😂😂

@candyhart8215 Жыл бұрын

James saying “daddy” killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BagoBeauty Жыл бұрын

James’ reaction to the car scenario explaining his threshold for emotion is the most relatable thing ever lol talk about shut down

@sylv_jih Жыл бұрын

It’s the way this podcast and these men have a hold on me 🥴🥴

@MachineGunKali Жыл бұрын

I can’t even help myself. 😂😂😂

@theunicornhasspoken9715 Жыл бұрын

An absolute Choke hold! 🥰🥰🥰 it's Fuhad for me!

@sylv_jih Жыл бұрын

@@theunicornhasspoken9715 it’s james for me 🥴🥴

@taraloker6045 Жыл бұрын

They are enjoyable to look at and they're hilarious. I'm hooked. I'd never commit to over an hour on KZfaq before.

@jeniciaw Жыл бұрын

James adlibs/sounds effects be having me weak 🤣

@lifewithtrenel Жыл бұрын

Kojo (LittleBlackBook) is such a great KZfaqr! It’s so cool that you are friends with him, James! Hearing his story from your point of view and watching his channel for years is so interesting!

@AnnieMay224 Жыл бұрын

As an American, "45 miles away" being cross country sounds wild. That's cross COUNTY here

@amaradaniece9384 Жыл бұрын

As a Texan when he said and hour and a bit I was like 🤨🤨 that’s not even that long. Austin and Houston are farther than that 💀

@merp9211 Ай бұрын

🇺🇸

@AikiraBeats Жыл бұрын

The syltherine line along with the movie snack line are my absolute fave.

@LordPineapps Жыл бұрын

I came across the podcast by random and now I can’t get enough of it, 😂I’m definitely signing up now

@youmakemehappy7 Жыл бұрын

Same!!!😂

@nicolawhitby91 Жыл бұрын

🩶 Wow! What an amazing episode 👏 I love it when James gets deep & explains how he feels about things.Suffering anxiety myself these negative times are so hard to cope with I really needed this episode this morning feeling motivated for the week to change my perspective. Thanks guys x 😘

@Olivia-ey9im Жыл бұрын

JAMES' REACTION TO THE BELLY BUTTON ONE GETS ME EVERY TIME

@krystalfavors6646 Жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for these DA (dating app) convos to come in 😂😂🤞🏾

@BagoBeauty Жыл бұрын

Tinder conversations? Sigh lol I cannot wait, that’s bound to be juicy af

@nerrissarichards 5 ай бұрын

James story time proves that everything happens for a reason.❤

@phiaphia123 Жыл бұрын

Loved james getting deep about kojo and the emotions he went through talking with him. You guys should definitely bring him on as a guest.!!

@amberts180 Жыл бұрын

“Something, something, something, something.. I’ve been researching it all weekend, as you can tell.” Lol

@ricaivory6571 Жыл бұрын

"Just go out with me! I've asked you 3 times already" I thought somebody got my thirst tweet to James 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@merp9211 Ай бұрын

Nobody could blame you for that. 😊

@NoelissaCaz Жыл бұрын

James’ face at “slap you like a door in a hurricane” had me in stitches. He honestly looked scarred lmao

@dillan0903 Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad to see shxtsngigs do so well been here from the jump all the way back at like 6-7k before you even had the proper studio

@princess_aishah6 Жыл бұрын

I’m a phlebotomist and every time I come to a patient’s room and start with a good morning I’m here to take some blood from you, they’re like it was a good morning until you said that. No one likes to see me lol. When I get to the facility even the staff is like here comes the vampire. 😂😂😂

@Lucian_Media 3 ай бұрын

😂 jeezos!!!!

@karabonkasa4983 Жыл бұрын

5:55 Jame's reaction 🤣🤣🤣

@chrism9294 Жыл бұрын

That part 😂😂😂

@makhams0140 Жыл бұрын

James went Scobby-Doo mode real quick when he heard tickle from the inside 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rjbgfx Жыл бұрын

58:45 - 1:01:45 This segment was so good! Motivation and turning negatives into another challenge to pass. Also love the encouragement given at the right time.

@andyawe13 Жыл бұрын

I love that James and Fuhad watch anime. I feel like I'm among my people 😉 Weight loss is so much harder moving up to 30 and past 30. Around 25 I lost 15lbs in the month. Compare that to the last few years when it's been a struggle to lose weight.

@KingChaddi Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭 me at 27 trying to lose 100lbs in 6 months

@kayd465 Жыл бұрын

Listening to James talk about his childhood friend is the sweetest

@samanthafollmer2319 Жыл бұрын

ALL LOVE - I truly preferred when I could see both of you in the shot at the same time. Watching both facial expressions together, real time, was perfection. A bit of the comedy is lost when it’s jumping back & forth. NOTHING would make me stop watching, I just miss the full frame film style. Love y’all ❤

@raizelcortez3219 Жыл бұрын

I’m so confused. They still do that. Like. Most of the time that’s how it is. I might be misunderstanding

@lamiawebb3397 Жыл бұрын

5:51 is forever my favorite part and I go back to it at minimum once a week just to hear James and see his reaction❤❤❤❤❤

@ambercharles1198 Жыл бұрын

First of all James calling himself Daddy is sending me but the ending to the whole peptide chat ting has me cracking up 😂😂

@sasharigby4891 Жыл бұрын

James reactions to the pick up lines... I'm dying

@harriet1190 Жыл бұрын

“Hmmmm” “oooooh” “ohhhhhh” “cheeky”LMAO

@evadiktampani9391 Жыл бұрын

Never clicked so fast in a notification before.. coffee brewing, and I am readyyy 💀💀

@Baessecretlover Жыл бұрын

Same bro 😭😭

@rachelmoriah2312 Жыл бұрын

sameeeeee woke up to a new pod just what i needed a good laugh 😂😂

@MixedRogueKhorri Жыл бұрын

No lie....james reactions to those pick up lines....is a slay 🤣

@lwandodko1135 Жыл бұрын

James, you are a sweetie. Thanks for sharing that story with us.

@HireAhkesha Жыл бұрын

Shoutout to Kojo! So cool to see my YT worlds overlap

@momarie5603 Ай бұрын

Omg I literally got goosebumps when James said his friend was looking at him and how he dives into everything he does. So sweet. More healthy mans relationships!

@merp9211 Ай бұрын

I love that!

@simply_bmiracle Жыл бұрын

The "Are you a fart? Cus you blew me away" killed me 🤭🤣🤣😭😭 that pick line could never work

@indiashante1560 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god I've heard the "let me tickle your belly button one before!" 😭😭😭 "I think we should become vegans... Cuz baby I like it raw." I told that guy to GTFO of my face. 🤣🤣🤣

@dee0623 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Carpathianpixie Жыл бұрын

Whaaaat😧

@SRaee Жыл бұрын

24:58 “Daddy gets his test results” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TurboKitchen Жыл бұрын

James' reaction to the belly button pickup line 🤣

@aliciaw3347 Жыл бұрын

I literally agreed with all of James' scores for the pick up lines. Especially the belly button one...I had the same reaction. Lol

@mchop_ Жыл бұрын

Pls do a "whats the smoothest approach someone gave you" that could be fire

@anythin_en 11 ай бұрын

I’m watching this after watching their 1 million subscribers episode, they made it 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤ Happy for you guys 😊

@MrsBrown819 9 ай бұрын

Same! I’ve been watching backwards from that episode. I started watching after seeing sooo many clips on TikTok

@nealygonzalez1982 7 ай бұрын

I was DEAD while James was describing getting his blood drawn... as a nurse I cackled... "someone give me water and sugar"... 🤣😂🤣

@CarlA-ty2st Жыл бұрын

I’ve been binging these episodes in between World Cup games. Hilarious 😂

@sashanejay Жыл бұрын

Its Fuhad's biceps for me !! 🤤 you too James lol 😆 💕

@syrritajones2538 Жыл бұрын

The podcast we never knew we needed!

@thereallinnz9407 Жыл бұрын

2 hours after release?! Ahhhhhh I feel so close to you guys!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for sending me the right way into the week!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Love from OHIO! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

@dakotac180 Жыл бұрын

He said "HHMMM imma snack" 🤣

@merp9211 Ай бұрын

That was hilarious!

@Kieranlovesunicorns Жыл бұрын

They’re such besties they finish eachothers sentences ❤️

@ashleyzviitei Жыл бұрын

Fuhad and the overheating laptop that needs air...resuscitation, gets closed and turned upsidedown. That was funny. Kojo sounds like a great human being. We thank him.

@elianak7770 Жыл бұрын

I really loved this episode felt really wholesome

@claraballing257 Жыл бұрын

folding laundry just got a little bit more entertaining

@SashaPlacid Жыл бұрын

I was pleasantly surprised by the depth and relatability of this episode with the story time from James and the perspective from Fuhad about how things aligned with the barber canceling. It felt like a message I needed to hear while going through my own disappointments and trials. Was a nice switch up and ended on a light note with "And WHO??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ashleighbowyer8959 Жыл бұрын

I really enjoyed James story about his friend, so positive. Lovely to hear

@ashleighbowyer8959 Жыл бұрын

And fuhad is such a good listener

@lee-o-nilyahthomas2661 Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this😂 I love you guys so much I put my other trini🇹🇹 friends on to you ..... now we all wait for Mondays anxiously 😂❤💯

@Nikinik597 Жыл бұрын

🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹 big up!

@coretts2612 Жыл бұрын

🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

@NeesyF Жыл бұрын

As a healthcare professional who says “affected area” a lot I’ll never think of it the same way now 🤣

@joerurigi601 Жыл бұрын

"Lemme tickle your belly button from the inside.." I can never forget that line, watch the movie: Youth in Revolt

@robinkuchombo454 Жыл бұрын

Won't lie was banned from being on my phone at work cause I was always down here watching y'all 😓 don't regret

@blackmusictoday Жыл бұрын

Awww I love kojo and it put a smile on my face hearing your backstory with him James

@praise3700 Жыл бұрын

I love Kojo too and have followed him for years. I love that he has refused to switch tunes and has kept giving us the unadulterated truth

@samo6009 Жыл бұрын

Shout out you guys for shouting out your boy Kojo!

@lilbaylorbear212006 Жыл бұрын

The moment I did all the work to get the blood work done to then find out that I am average, would've been my 13th reason.

@molliefitzpatrick8157 Жыл бұрын

Literally spent £120 to be told he's normal 😂😂😂

@gwen9341 Жыл бұрын

“45 MILES ?!?” *cries in Texas*

@Librasound925 Жыл бұрын

After hearing it on Spotify I'm like I need to see James reaction cause I imagine him putting his imaginary hair behind his ear lol

@Yasmeen811 Жыл бұрын

Awe. James when you were talking about your old friend. Just know someone is looking up to you the same way. Be Blessed

@PotentPotable5 Жыл бұрын

The “Food Truck Tour” part must’ve been too spicy for KZfaq, but you can find it on TikTok

@raynitamcgowan8840 7 ай бұрын

I love their relationship. It's so wholesome

@tchiquita Жыл бұрын

I literally have got lost in the sauce with the podcast episodes since coming across y’all, keep it up 😂

@antoinettejones5556 Жыл бұрын

I just discovered you guys! Whew tf have I been?! 😂. This channel brings me joy. Love From the U.S.!

@MeganCristina465 Жыл бұрын

I just found you guys last week and you guys have been the ONLY thing I've been listening to since! I was at work yesterday listening and was literally pissing my pants! You guys are too funny! 😭😭😭

@foreverJMJ93 Жыл бұрын

Liked as soon as it started cuz I already know imma be cryin laughing. Love from America xx 😊

@marissarose__ Жыл бұрын

oh hell yeah 🎉 i just woke up from a nightmare & went to youtube to chill out and this was the first video i saw im so hype. happy monday 🤩

@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686 Жыл бұрын

The fact that they have an issue with a 45 mile drive is hilarious to me! However, I suppose it's because here in the states, that's an average drive for a lot of people to either work or a special doctor.