The CRAZIEST Thing You've Done To Get Their Attention! | Ep 249

The CRAZIEST Thing You've Done To Get Their Attention! | Ep 249 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, The CRAZIEST Thing You've Done To Get Their Attention!
18:50, Intro
20:00, New Year Resolutions
36:15, Samuel L Jackson Twitter Likes
39:24, Lie To Me
47:07, Wife Invites Side Man To Anniversary
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@servingcant Жыл бұрын

James is always ready to share something embarrassing about himself, he’s so real 😭💀

@zion30164 Жыл бұрын

onm😭

@raizelcortez3219 Жыл бұрын

That’s one thing I love about him. Not only because the stories are hilarious, but also because like…..most people refuse to tell anything embarrassing from their lives because they’re afraid it will make them look bad or people will look at them differently, or whatever other reasons they have. But James?? He understands that it’s in the PAST. It has no bearing on his current life, and doesn’t care. They’re funny so he shares them. I think it’s VERY attractive because it’s mature, and shows he’s secure in himself.

@martineneillagateka5779 Жыл бұрын

I knowww

@shellbelz Жыл бұрын

Love James for this ❤️😂

@chvrchx Жыл бұрын

If James starts skateboarding and then on one episode has a broken leg or arm, I will laugh ENDLESSLY 😭

@SuperAtoti Жыл бұрын

Not endlessly

@connoristheone Жыл бұрын

@@SuperAtoti you're dryer than burnt toast

@markville1061 Жыл бұрын

@@connoristheone not burnt 🤣

@NC4E Жыл бұрын

I swear

@threednb Жыл бұрын

A lot of ifs here bro

@Baessecretlover Жыл бұрын

The way James gets so defensive and passionate about things kills me every time 😭😭

@_AmikaC_ Жыл бұрын

"Why do you get to be side dude"... "I'll be your li'l main". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@aliciaw3347 Жыл бұрын

"...gold on your black skin! That's juuuuuicy!" 😂😂😂😂 The way they gas each other is so dope!

@rolishasmall3900 Жыл бұрын

Yessss I love it !!!!

@iLydz Жыл бұрын

This took me out! 🤣🤣🤣

@mayaarroyoburton7840 Жыл бұрын

I'm weeeaaakkk 😂

@jacknapyer Жыл бұрын

He says it so many times too i love it 😂😂😂💀

@gloriagaribay8679 Жыл бұрын

Jewelry can stay on bc that sexy!! I’m ded!!😹😹💌

@YouKnowMeBruv Жыл бұрын

If James or fuhad end a scenario with "That could never happen to me/ I could never hear that" you know the story triggered them 😂😂😂😂

@Lintlenthati Жыл бұрын

The Asthma one is dangerous because not everyone has the same type of inhalers or doses😂😂

@cupidshuffles8498 Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking about this I was like now what if he use hers and his skin start turning blue what then

@Lintlenthati Жыл бұрын

@@cupidshuffles8498 don’t kill me that was too funny😂😂😂

@NC4E Жыл бұрын

@@cupidshuffles8498 then she pulls out his real one and has to leave

@lilmama_2fly680 Жыл бұрын

I had a friend in College who had severe asthma and she didn't own an inhaler and asked to use mine (mine is pretty much non-existent but I still keep one just in case)

@ukan.536 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it wasn't funny at all.

@lexiewright6524 Жыл бұрын

James chinning the Tshirt for the quickie and Fuhad saying “MUCKY” has me in tears 😭

@S4uve_ Жыл бұрын

How are these 2 not in the acting industry, cause nah , their roleplaying has me laughing out loud to the point where my parents are shouting "is everything ok there"from another room

@precedencendlovu3043 Жыл бұрын

Lol same 😂😂

@christiniashearer3351 Жыл бұрын

I don’t think these man understand how QUICKLY I drop everything and watch the whole ting, literally makes my Mondays🥹❤️

@Shinairify Жыл бұрын

They make Mondays easier

@Beautyinthebreakdown. Жыл бұрын

Fuhad definitely folds his clothes before a quickie.. ‘one moment babe’ as he puts one sock in each shoe 😂😂😂 the chin tuck though I’m dying 😂😂

@HSmith-rc2xn 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@beccadotelpy Жыл бұрын

There are 26 bones in your foot. Lots of opportunities to break in 3 places. Also, James saying he'd grow out his hair b/c white ppl want to touch it is hilarious. 😂

@azshadow32 Жыл бұрын

Exactly. I rolled my ankle so bad one time that it severely sprained two large ligaments and it popped the bone a bone out of place on the toe by the little toe. The doctor was amazed I had a "triple break" as he said, and made me hobble over to the xray to see how badly I hurt myself. Had to wear a boot for 3 mos.🫥

@MissTeaq Жыл бұрын

I knew someone would say this!!! 🏆

@mariannenahayo8062 Жыл бұрын

The quickie breakdown had me snorting my tea😂😂

@Dandeemandesign Жыл бұрын

That was real talk, I was dying 😂 😭

@lepoetress Жыл бұрын

Had me rolling then James came in with a demonstration .... I was HOWLING 😂😂😂😂😂

@TachaCadi Жыл бұрын

The way Fuhad's eyes twinkle when he reads something treacherous 😍🤣🤣😂

@BOO4EVA Жыл бұрын

"....And how is he not killing everyone??" James is hysterical I swear 😂😂

@ThatCrippledArtist 2 ай бұрын

I had the same question cuz I would too 😂

@Jolie12Fille Жыл бұрын

James loves to paint pictures and tell stories 🤣🤣🤣

@reeserichards9283 Жыл бұрын

My New Year's resolution is to Actively Try. No more wondering. No more researching. No more pinning on Pinterest or saving things on Insta wondering if I could ever. Nope. I'm getting up and actively trying it.

@stevendalloesingh1214 Жыл бұрын

Try wut ._.

@reeserichards9283 Жыл бұрын

@@stevendalloesingh1214 Wild stuff, like scrapbooking and baking cookies.

@2crisp63 Жыл бұрын

@@reeserichards9283 Baking cookies is the wildest thing you can do

@reeserichards9283 Жыл бұрын

@@2crisp63 Wildest thing I can do so far. Just wait til I start baking bread. It's over.

@abn_tj2207 10 ай бұрын

@@reeserichards9283I love the commitment reply to his comment

@venuzbabi08 Жыл бұрын

I feel like James is always moments away from telling us he's bi

@monisworldforever2839 Жыл бұрын

OMG I thought the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@every1lovesmeeee Жыл бұрын

👀👀👀

@loveschile7339 Жыл бұрын

The way he was looking an ole boy when he said the gold on your black skin...that look was lingering....

@busywithbecca Жыл бұрын

The vibe I get is that's he's super proud of their friendship and Fuhad is actually his BEST FRIEND in the real sense of the word and in those kinds of friendships, you're so comfortable you're saying the weirdest shit with no worry that you'll be judged...I think he gets carried away with his bants and forgets they're being recorded😄

@bubblebobblefullthrottle Жыл бұрын

@@loveschile7339 Lingering 🤭😂😂

@sabi.collective Жыл бұрын

Joining the church group for your crush that ghosted you is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@phillipj1135 Жыл бұрын

9:32 1am hand lotion run is wild James. The stories where people make a attempt and wake up somewhere else got me dieing.

@morteez_ Жыл бұрын

Was just thinking about the 1 am lotion run 😂

@Msttma1 Жыл бұрын

Lol this was my exact comment

@haddingtoniangcp2464 Жыл бұрын

"Why is he not killing everyone?" I swear James was a psycho in a past life 😂😂😂😂

@BaebaeW Жыл бұрын

I’m thinking he was a serial killer.

@madmank7881 Жыл бұрын

I feel like most men would think the same thing

@StillARose Жыл бұрын

Past? 😂

@haddingtoniangcp2464 Жыл бұрын

@@StillARose yeah in his Jack the Ripper days 🤣🤣

@fazormcghee7936 Жыл бұрын

"I'm tired of wasting nuts" is where I lost it 😂

@morgan6635 11 ай бұрын

I love James and his intrusive thoughts that man will say ANYTHING lmaooooo

@Clubsandwichchav Жыл бұрын

We NEED a part 2c for the wife invites side man to anniversary

@junglekxngtalksanime Жыл бұрын

Fr bro, SO MUCH INFO IS MISSING

@malkshayke Жыл бұрын

FR THO LIKE THAT CANT BE IT

@anniceallen8242 Жыл бұрын

Yooooooo when James said “gold chain on your black skin… JUICYYYY” I literally howleddd 😂😂

@lechabilemotjamela9008 Жыл бұрын

James said that gold on your black skin🤣😂God,James loves Fuhad😂😂

@jordank1489 Жыл бұрын

I know a girl who wrote a massive poem out, and when I say poem I mean a hyper-emotional rant but the end of each sentence rhymed, sent it to her man after he broke her up with her and he replied: "You get emo at night, huh" Mate. Brutal. Just fucking brutal. Poem was mad too, like 2 sides of A4.

@MsLola1030 Жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂

@junglekxngtalksanime Жыл бұрын

EMO😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@DrAlchem01 Жыл бұрын

Pure pain 😂 she should have sent it to the group chat first. The Council could have saved her the embarrassment

@mahdiyason7209 Жыл бұрын

Send poem

@bmoore1908 Жыл бұрын

@@DrAlchem01would’ve created a separate group chat just to have a laugh about it and quote it later on when she’s over it

@eragonfan360 Жыл бұрын

Gotta love Monday funday

@fizafiza1982 Жыл бұрын

Helll yesssss

@larrychula8442 Жыл бұрын

Stroking the side piece for revenge was crazy 😭😭 I was gasping for air lmao

@rebekahodusote2674 Жыл бұрын

These guys actually work every Monday they have not taken 1 break since. Inspirational for real guyssss

@ryannjames3681 Жыл бұрын

"shepherd of the devil" had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣

@destaedwards Жыл бұрын

This line 🤣🤣🤣

@curlss6384 Жыл бұрын

55:19 I literally turned into Fuhad James: That’s when I would start stroking you off for revenge 🥸 Me: PARDON?!?! I lost my entire breath laughing at this one 😂

@howlwhat4498 Жыл бұрын

💀

@honeyfuego__2596 Жыл бұрын

🤣😅🤣

@kikialeaki1850 Жыл бұрын

“I’ll be your little main”

@aleciawhite1260 Жыл бұрын

James “fuck me” 😅😅😅 James role play actions be killing me 😂😂😂😂😂

@heyitsshay6058 Жыл бұрын

His voice is high. 🤣

@sasha-leewelds648 Жыл бұрын

James you KNOW you weren’t in Tesco buying no “hand lotion” at 1 am!! 😂😂😂 I respect it tho, keep it safe 🤭😉

@nadinelevy9451 Жыл бұрын

Y'all 😂🤣😂 the patois on "Need U Bad" wasn't Missy or Jazmine 😂🤣 It was Pepa from Salt n' Pepa. She's of Jamaican descent.

@yvonneclemente9064 Жыл бұрын

U just put me on.🤯 that song is in rotation on my daily playlist and I was listening yesterday wondering who that was and too lazy to look it up

@K3yoshee Жыл бұрын

This is the comment I was searching for.

@Suspishus 10 ай бұрын

Searched through a lotta comments to see if anyone cleared this up 7mo ago. 😂 Thank you!

@ashleyb6621 Жыл бұрын

" The Gold on yuh black skin.... that's juiccyy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 Listen, James is always onto something because it sure is 😏😏😏

@chellebaker7729 Жыл бұрын

Was on a date with a guy. On the way home from the club he tried to show off and said. "Wanna see me do a backflip? I'm like Spider-man." He ran down the sidewalk a bit and did 3 backflips. Straight INTO A CUNSTRUCTION SIGN!! Knocked himself out cold. He woke up about 2min later, said he had to go, and he ghosted after that. 😂😂😂

@Carpathianpixie Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kui_maina Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@deejai1173 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

@Trombonegoddess86 Жыл бұрын

I would have been impressed despite him knocking himself out because I can’t even do a back flip, so who am I to judge? 😂

@adiostoreador9142 Жыл бұрын

James: Says the most violent and crazy things in a scenario he made up with Fuhad Also James: So this was a short and sweet one, great episode, bye guys :)

@Momo_Mo781 Жыл бұрын

@00:22:00 - love how James's is sharing his goal to stop watching less porn and build more real in-person connections - that takes courage - serious man balls!! and Fuhad is so supportive of this goal - hear it in his laughter - he is gassed for James!!

@the_alien_butterfly7707 Жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who always tries to see which sneakers they're rocking through the reflection of the fridge 😹 mans never disappoint❤️

@zseyon82 Жыл бұрын

I can't unsee it. 😂😂❤❤

@NOUWK Жыл бұрын

When I was 13 my crush asked to use my phone to call home. Later on I called the number saying “I was wondering whose number this is.” We had a convo which I thought meant it was all good. I called the next day.. he told my brother I was weird and to delete the number out my phone. EMBARRASSING haha

@Lady_Angela1 Жыл бұрын

😂

@bohemianflower8707 Жыл бұрын

I would have to move and change my name

@187N Жыл бұрын

‘The Gold on your Black skin’ has me crying real tears 💀

@Beautyinthebreakdown. Жыл бұрын

58:00 I’m crying 😂😂 James is petty enough to go through with it

@CorinneSegura Жыл бұрын

why does james' skateboarding fantasy remind me of his caramel convos, i think it's just his vivid fantasy life

@Kiara21XO Жыл бұрын

I love James logic to everything 😂😂😂

@IncanFox Жыл бұрын

The bit about the main and side dude killed me. As a proud petty queen if I was the main and it was another girl? I would be that petty without a doubt. Love the re-enactments!

@aidencoder Жыл бұрын

I love how James does all this big man talk then looks like a little boy talking about girls being good at skateboarding. That's what i'm here for.

@aprils.bailey4641 Жыл бұрын

So I tried listening to the podcast, but the visual is so much better! I had to stop listening to this episode to come here and watch it 😂! You guys are the highlight of my day. Keep up the great work!

@teamhappiness9462 Жыл бұрын

On your black skin 😂😂😂😭😂 nah you guys I'm legit LOL in the train.. the people be looking at me like im crazy

@queengreen3367 Жыл бұрын

"that's strike one" best line of the episode. Funny as always

@usbusimngadi Жыл бұрын

The asthma one was risky💀. Someone said "crazy part is she thought it was cute" and that sweeted me as Fuhad would say🤣🤣🤣

@stevendalloesingh1214 Жыл бұрын

That sounded like a night of Netflix and Possibly Die.

@angela1504 Жыл бұрын

“You’re a shepherd of the devil and you’re evil!” - 😂😂😂 I’m dead

@nonjabuloabigailtshibi1149 Жыл бұрын

Lol I died laughing when he said that. not many people picked up on that

@moniquestoute6650 Жыл бұрын

James needs to write a book or screenplay about his experiences/exploits, the role playing these 2 do , I CANNOT TAKE it 😂😂😂😂#bromance❤

@Everything_Kylie Жыл бұрын

“Shepard of the devil” she had a foolproof plan! 😂

@beccac8809 Жыл бұрын

Sometimes I don't think James realises how he funny he is 😂 As an asthmatic the inhaler hiding would be scary! Lol

@Lukeey420 Жыл бұрын

James story at the end finished me man!! 😂😂

@filming4you___ 5 ай бұрын

NOT HIM SAYING YUCK TO HER BREAKING HER FOOT IM DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@natiaamoani7846 Жыл бұрын

I give myself a resolution to accomplish every year that's in line with my long term goals. I started in 2019 and it gets done every year. Give yourself a realistic goal and just focus and do it, making it your number 1 priority. Everything else in your life (the excuses you give yourself) will work themselves out.

@macsmylife Жыл бұрын

James saying the gold chain on your BLACK Skin😂😂😂😭😭

@mercedesmaguire1413 Жыл бұрын

I adore your chemistry and your laughter. You guys are such beautiful men, and the best part, you make me laugh. ❤️😘😍🤣

@ricosuave90 Жыл бұрын

Guys, abstaining from porn and fap is life changing. Been porn free since late 2020 and I’ve gone 13+ months without fapping. It will take dozens of tries (It’s taken me a few years to get steady). But it’s definitely life hanging and I recommend it to every guy 💯

@ashwinramakrishnan7390 Жыл бұрын

grinding even on new years what legends

@georgiaakande9801 Жыл бұрын

The face James made when he did the T-shirt chin tuck was so hilarious and real! James and Fuhad should write books, plays, or something!!!! 😂😂

@anittamxwynn Жыл бұрын

Love how they look at each other bffgoals🫶 blessings all through 2023🙏 ❤️🇨🇦

@michelle_4925 Жыл бұрын

Lol James is soo real 🤣 😂 ..his resolutions cracking me up 😂

@elusivebutsatisfyingt.9166 Жыл бұрын

Crying about the BMX foot bit 😭 you know how many joints and bones there are to break in a single foot??

@thePanda_huma Жыл бұрын

Fuhad smacking himself on the shoulder and James saying that's Joosie!! 🤣😭

@serenityq26 Жыл бұрын

mine is to focus completely on myself. meditation, education, exercise, etc etc and i started early in december so im already on my way. bought all my nutrients which im getting any day now, 8 days straight on my daily workouts, and reading all the shakespeare plays. got them in both adudio and physical form

@skyleresau5607 Жыл бұрын

"Give saz a break" Sweeeeeeted me bro

@mej2nice.gaming Жыл бұрын

What does sweeted mean lol ? Can’t clock u.k slang

@jaymarleyonthebeat7441 Жыл бұрын

9:34 1 am for hand lotion he went by that to quick 😂

@neenapop9696 Жыл бұрын

I think James gives me a reason to question his sexually every episode 😂😂😂

@veiddimaddur8354 8 ай бұрын

He's a passionate dude. Fair play to him he's a real one

@karlandbarrett5045 7 ай бұрын

Churps churps churps

@Luis2Munchiez Жыл бұрын

after a long time following and supporting, one of my responses finally made it to the pod 😂 2023 is looking well for me

@PemDanis Жыл бұрын

Sex & comedy is literally one of my favourite combos, can’t wait to see what your next episode is saying

@arielsabrinadre2237 Жыл бұрын

The ending was seriously the funniest moment in this show I’ve ever seen. “F*** me, f*** me” lmfaoooo

@kallumbeccan1963 Жыл бұрын

Happy new year guys , hope 2023 gets you to that number 1# podcast slot

@chy8427 Жыл бұрын

Nah we need a scenario compilation 😂😂

@jojoone1099 Жыл бұрын

Believing in Santa works out for children because they aren't expected to give anyone Christmas gifts. If adults believed in Santa, no gifts would be exchanged.

@zeketargaryen1440 Жыл бұрын

THIS INTRO😭😭 Thats strike one😭😭 Her day would be RATTLED

@alishmicha7158 Жыл бұрын

Am I the only one that expects the episode to drop at 00:01 every fluffing Monday?!? Imma be checking my stupid phone 16 times an hour waiting for the giggles🤦🏻‍♀️ I need a better life.. or not.

@ripfumeloloyrahmikhari1844 Жыл бұрын

" when did you realize you needed to get your life in order " 🤣🤣kidding

@thePanda_huma Жыл бұрын

@@ripfumeloloyrahmikhari1844 🤣🤣chirps a ting in the comments

@NaraRyansO163 Жыл бұрын

@ 20:13 😂😂😂😂with Fuhad but completely understanding what James is wanting for the New Year

@AbsolutelyNot86 Жыл бұрын

21:41 Highlight reels far surpasses porn visuals. Can’t even compare. Plus this whole conversation and into the quickie set-up took me out! I was dying! DYING!!! 💀You guys never fail to completely crack me up every time! Never a bad show. Never a bad segment even! Please keep up the great work!

@BYJIKSTAINS3000 Жыл бұрын

Mondays are only better when shxtsngig drop 🙏🏾

@rho2582 Жыл бұрын

I am so glad to hear James talk about abstaining from porn. I am about 2 months porn free and I have never felt better. If you are considering dropping porn then do it, you won't regret it.

@shuksfaith 7 ай бұрын

So what do you do when you’re in the mood randomly one night? What helps?

@andiward7068 7 ай бұрын

toss off. Porn should be an accessory, not a necessity. Constant exposure to anything desensitizes one to that thing, changing the body's physiological responses. Reading porn activates different brain regions than watching it and has shown increased stamina while with a partner compared to those who view it.

@katerinapetrova245 Жыл бұрын

Found out they had a YT after consistently watching TikToks IM SO HAPPY

@alishanelson7171 Жыл бұрын

James' laugh always makes me laugh🤣

@benknight6043 Жыл бұрын

Only just fell on this channel, got a bit sick of American podcasts but this hits the spot, thanks fellas!

@livdontlisten Жыл бұрын

"You're a shepherd of the devil, you're EVIL!" 🤣😂🤣

@misha745 Жыл бұрын

The wife and side thing story was... 😘 😂😂😂

@SelaciousCrumb Жыл бұрын

This episode was stunning👌 Solving the threesome conundrum with the most intense game of Gay Chicken🐔 James's passionate scream at 59:11 😂😂

@mamaepic Жыл бұрын

Spontaneous ting!! James and his t-shirt chin-tuck had me rolling. Fuhad!!

@sophiaink1628 Жыл бұрын

James getting excited about skateboarding is genuinely cute af and I know he won't appreciate that because it wasn't the aim 😂

@Faith.offline Жыл бұрын

Praying my future husband watches ShxtsnGigs ❤❤

@sabi.collective Жыл бұрын

Im laughing but I’m also taking mental notes 😭💀

@tazzbolt Жыл бұрын

James needs to start his skateboarding journey, there are plenty of adults that learnt how to skate in their late 20's its never too late to start

@inutsiaqpetersen9274 9 ай бұрын

Aint bro mid 30s

@marshallbrissett207 Жыл бұрын

That last couple minutes had me rolling. JAMESSS STOP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MsLola1030 Жыл бұрын

I read all these comments in a British accent 🤣😂🥰

@73starrdiva Жыл бұрын

Same, love!🤣🤣🤣

@ShinDarkShadow Жыл бұрын

Thanks for this b’day present guys! Can’t wait to sit down and watch this 😁🔥

@kikimarriott8707 Жыл бұрын

Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈

@denisegill1549 Жыл бұрын

Feeling a bit sad but SnG, brings it everytime

@Replicant-k2049 Жыл бұрын

Just happened to come across this show today and I can confidently say that it’s definitely my new favorite.

@HopelessDreamersClub Жыл бұрын

Happy New Year 🎉🎉🎉 there I was backlogging on Patreon and this popped up

@tchiquita Жыл бұрын

My fav freaking duo 😂