"That must be the worst pirate I've ever seen" Kevin: Yes, I am

"There once was a ship that was put to sea and unfortunately it was sailed by me" - Kevin, 2021

“You are by far the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of” Kevin: But you have heard of me

"Let's Batman our way out of this" *throws money *

Me: played Black Flag over six times since launch and never experienced anything except for some minor bugs Kevin: immediately breaks the game

“You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of” “Ah, but you have heard of me”

I love that Kevin insists on calling the Animus an Anime instead. It's a quality gag tbh

There's 2 things assass is good at. 1: Singing on the spot sea shanties while crashing into everything. 2: Throwing his life savings on the ground.

kevin's ability to break a game as soon as he touches it is astounding

This must be that "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie everyone's always talking about...

Kevin: "imagine having a job where you play games all day" Also Kevin: 👁️👄👁️

Imagin running around in a long coat, hoodie, and a shirt while it’s 85-90*f and 80-90% humidity... plus combat and then suddenly stealth?! 🥵

"There once was a ship that put to sea and unfortunately it was sailed by me" is possibly Kevin's greatest quote and now I demand a whole cover of the Wellerman

Kevin : “I don’t want friends, I want treasure!” Also Kevin : Chases man through the woods to become friends

Is it just me or is Kevin strangely good at making up little songs

To be honest I really want this to be a series

"There once was a ship that was put to sea And unfortunately it was sailed by me We are hitting the rocks oh my God I'm scared Please take me out of control"

People think a pirate's life is all about the plundering but it's all about the SEA SHANTIES

“You’ve seen a ship, with shamrock-green sails, that’s crewed by some damned lunatics and captained by a man so crazy, that Hell itself spat him back out?” Well, as of now, I have not. But I am very excited for Kevin’s version of the Jackdaw. And, once he’s commandeered himself a ship, it’s also finally time for shanties!

kevin accidentally calling his swords guns reminds me that there are sword guns in that game

Ubisoft Presents: *noise that Kevin makes when he puts his headphones on*

”Gonna bring the body back to my master, like a kitten” Imagine if Kevin was a hitman

"Wheres the captain?" "Captain assass in a mission to assassinate someone"

"there once was a ship put to sea and unfortunately is was sailed by me" ... why was that actually really good

"Don't take me out of the anime... " Kevin is the best pirate ever.

Imagine Kevin having a pirate crew consisting of Jim, Turg, Default, and himself.

“Ah, but you have heard of me?” “Yes... you keep saying “Hey there friends, my name is Kevin””.

"The anime did damage to him." - Kevin

My favorite thing about Kevin playing the AC games is that he thinks the Animus is called the Anime. I just love it

Even on the ocean, vehicles try to crash into Kevin. The man's cursed.

“I’ll just Batman my way out of here!” *throws money* Psst, Kevin, you’re supposed to Batman it, not Bruce Wayne it!

How did Kevin manage to break this game in less than a minute? Classic Kevin.

The game crashing as soon as you try to play multiplayer is an accurate representation of me trying to socialize...

This makes me miss the Sea of Thieves/Pirates of the Caribbean streams, before Kevin understood Twitch’s copyright rules so we listened to Ocean Man constantly

I love how kevin becomes wario when he got caught

"You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of" "But you've heard of me"

That's gotta be the best irish man I've ever seen

I can just picture him trying to attack a giant warship...in a row boat. “HAND OVER YOUR TREASU-“ *gets blasted by a cannon*

The guy who does the pirate impression when you first exit the animus is also in the first watch dogs game, there is a mission where you assassinate him. Later in AC4 you are told he went to Chicago (where watch dogs takes place) and no one has heard from him since.

God, Black Flag is such a great game. I remember playing it before school when snow gave us a delay...then playing it nonstop on the weekend.

Kevin is the guy who looks in a mirror every morning and say to himself "you sit in front of a camera all day, sayin whatever random bullshit that comes to mind, and everyone feckin loves it"

How is it Kevin is able to break literally every single game he touches? It is a gift.

12:53 Kevin exposes himself secretly being Waluigi

Love how Kevin didn’t question how Edward literally got shot in the lung and walked it off

Kevin drifting the boat while singing a sea chantey is something that I needed and didn't know until now

Not surprising that Kevin wanted to become a pirate by wanting to watch Take Me Out, it’s his newest addiction, but what is surprising is that Kevin didn’t post among us on the day the new map came out

The sound when the words "Ubisoft Presents" appears, is a genuine reaction to the word, Ubisoft...

Kevin’s slow glance at the camera is everything

"The worse pirate you've ever heard of" With Jim Pickens as the captain he would do a great slave for him

i remember being surprised that i actually LOVED this game when it came out. i got it very cautiously, worried it wasnt gonna be all that good but i legitimately had so much fun, its genuinely a really fun game lmao that aside - love how kevin starts up the game and its broken RIGHT off the bat. absolutely beautiful.

"Are you high, or am i high??" No, im high lmao

My favorite part of this is Kevin calling the Animus the anime

Kevin singing an impromptu sea shanty is my new favorite thing

"Follow and I'll kill you!" Kevin: "Perfect! Delighted! I'll keep following you then" That's Kevin for you, he always goes relentlessly to death

Why is "Ye old uber" fucking taking me out🤣🤣🤣

"I don't know if I've done something wrong with the game is broken?" The answer is yes

I love that every time Kevin plays a really popular game for the first time, it’s always filled with bugs and gives him a completely different experience 😂

"That's gotta be the worst pirate I've ever seen." "So it would seem..."

"Let's Batman our way out of this." *Throws money everywhere*

Imagine a series of Kevin playing Assassin's Creed

"The anime did damage to him" - Kevin 2021

"Are you high or am I high?" Oh Kevin he's clearly higher than you.

"I really like this following system" Good for u, because there's gonna be a lot more missions like that

Kevin has quickly become one of my favorite KZfaqrs. I just discovered him and subscribed to him late last year and every day I come home from work and I get on here, I have like tons of tabs open of different CMK videos. When I get off to go to bed, I seem to have even more tabs open than when I started (or videos stashed in my Bookmarks bar) because I will keep opening new ones from the recommended videos on the right. Love what you do, Kevin! Much love and respect!

7:50 Kevin is revealed to be the captain of the Ever Given boat on the suez canal

When Kevin talks normally, he sounds more like a pirate when he doesn't use the pirate voice

"I don't think I've heard anyone be called a shitbird before." I have! Kenny calls that Russian kid a shitbird in The Walking Dead S2 game.

Kevin's power to break games as soon as plays is the best 😂

If Kevin was transported to the One Piece world, he'd eat a Devil Fruit and get food poisoning instead of any powers.

Captain Kevin, the pirate who couldn't figure out how to be a pirate

This is absolutely my favorite assassins creed game and the story is unlike anything I’ve ever seen I’m so glad you played it granted 9 months ago but still

9:27: "We have a meeting with HR" Don't you mean H-AAAAAAAAAAR! ?

and after all these years, the crime that finally gets kevin caught is pirating content to create pirate content.

Hi idk if Kevin will ever see this but I think he'd like to play Vampire: the Masquerade: Bloodlines. It's a 2001 vampire game and he'd get to suck on rats in a sewer for the whole video if he'd like!

It’s always great how broken the AI in this game is you have people floating, ascending to heaven, getting caught in the ship, randomly deciding to toss themselves into the ocean.

“This realities cursed, i’m going to try this again.” I might get that tattooed 😂❤

The thought of Kevin as a pirate is a truly terrifying thing

"He's having a whale of a time" Lost my shit

Kevin: “I kinda like this following system” Me, getting Vietnam flashbacks from the main missions in this game: “You won’t”

That floating guy be like: "Gravity? More like bore ragnarok!"

Those whistle sounds have been burned into my memory

"I wanna go in the anime" me too kevin, me too

Jack Sparrow is rolling in his grave watching Kevin

"I gotta get that sugar" -Sugar Kev

"The worst pirate you've ever heard of" But we have heard of you

the amount of joy that seeing kevin playing ac games brings me is unmatched

15:00 What i absolutely love about this is that Kevin used stealth here in the same way ive used it in Thief Simulator xD Hide in a closet on the other side of the house (or just next door cuz they nvr see that comin) and also hidin by standin on the roofs of certain houses by jumpin from fences or usin gutters even. A flawless stealth technique that has been passed down the ages from assassins and pirates and ninjas to modern day thiefs and hitmen

I have played this game so much and have yet to experience a single bug. Then Kevin plays it.

Kevin broke the game before the first objective. That's gotta be a new record.

"But you have heard of me."

Bruh that lil sea shanty freestyle at 7:38 actually slapped

Anyone else think that Kevin should play Sid Meiers Pirates? I think he would enjoy it. Especially neglecting your crew and getting them killed lmao

I'M GONNA CRY OMG Thank you for playing Black Flag Kevin 😢

Kevin: "I don't wanna be cruel" Me: *Jim Pickens flashbacks*

Just throwing coins like he's feeding pigeons

i love re-playing this game and seeing the VR-like technology for Animus being treated like it’s from the future, then just grabbing my oculus like:

Kevin: let me know if you want to see more assassin‘s creed 2 fans: we want to see more assassin‘s creed 2! Kevin: *starts new assassin‘s creed game* Fans: ...

0:02 ive only just noticed the pirate guy looks a lot like borat 😂

I appreciated that pun with more enthusiasm than I should have

Well coming from a guy who has played Black Flag since early 2014, here are the bugs I found in the years playing through: If you want to try these, I recommend you do try, but I’m uncertain if they were patched since I haven’t touched the game recently, (Late 2020), but Black Flag being old, I’d say the glitches are fine. I found all of these on my own, and haven’t spoken about it until now, and I even gave them cheesy names. (Timed short infinite knockout) When in combat against a large group of enemies, shoot your pistol, switch to fists, silent takedown an enemy and you’ll be able to shoot enemies as long as they’re in range while knocking out an enemy. (Desync rocks) There are three rock glitch locations that throw you out of bounds and desync you Some are out at sea (Blackbeard Lives to Tell The Tale) If you shoot Blackbeard in the ambush mission before the cutscene where he dies is triggered, he gets stabbed, but his character gets back up and begins to fight again *WARNING this is nearly impossible to do since the camera is a bit buggy* This next one is for the combatants they know what they’re doing, since I always rush into combat fist first. If you played any ac game except the newer ones, you’ll understand this: (Death’s Blossom Cutscene) Without getting hit you can get a killstreak where you instantly kill/knockout enemies. If you understand that, then you’ll get this. If you get a double block pop up, there is a short cutscene where you kill/knock out both enemies. When this triggers, you can knock out enemies instantly outside the cutscene as long as the camera is moving around. To do this, get a kill streak, when given the double block, switch primary weapons, then swiftly double block, then spam the attack button and a large amount of enemies around you will die. *DOES NOT WORK WITH MUSKETS OR FLINTLOCKS* (The Flying Dutchman) You can send your ship flying, but this will desync you (ram into the back of a ship full speed, instantly slow down to lowest amount and turn left or right, speed up again) basically you want the front side of your ship to be at their back, when they turn, it’ll throw you out and in the opposite direction. (Nature’s Toll) When going harpoon fishing, you can time a double harpoon throw that is VERYY unlikely for anyone to hit (0.5 sec timeframe) that instantly kills any harpoon activity animal (Fortune’s Embrace) If you dig up treasure while being followed by an enemy, lose sight of them, but make sure they’re near the dig site, go to dig spot and shoot near them, as soon as you see the red marker above their heads, BUT BEFORE you hear the enemy alerted noise, make sure to dig, and it’ll give you basically an infinite amount of gold (ranging from 600,000 to 1,250,500). It may crash your game if the enemy decides to hit you, since you are mid cutscene, but most the time they wait patiently and swing at you, but they cancel their attack midway through.