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pizza hut promoted the hell out of this only to get smacked in the mouth by reviewbrah

My disappointment is immeasurable and my Memorial Day is ruined

i work at pizza hut, and the bosses were all expecting this thing to just TAKE OFF. they ordered 3 cases of the sauce even. it launched 2 weeks ago and ive made like, 3 of them. THREE.

Pizza Hut has truly gone from royalty in the 80s-90s to absolute F-Tier.

Hearing beef described as slimy is horrifying

Remember when Pizza Hut was an actual sit-down resturant with a salad bar. 😅

Fast food sucks lately. They want triple the price and a tip for garbage. I went into a Taco bell and they wanted a tip for putting my order in on a touch screen. It's pathetic.

"Applewood smoked bacon" The first red flag I see on anything with it on it.

It feels wrong to watch this without the smell of household dust burning on tubes in a 1930s radio.

As a native Floridian, I salute ReviewBrah for wearing a three-piece suit outdoors in this godawful weather

Audience: Aren’t you going to take a third bite? Reviewbruh: No, I don’t think I will.

Pizza Hut: Mandatory board meeting, 8a on Tuesday.

Just coming out of the box you could tell that melt was garbage.

I hate my family and friends, sounds like i'm ordering a dozen of these for lunch today.

"This...*THING* from Pizza Hut."

“My disappointment is immeasurable, my holiday is ruined.”

😂😂😂 "if you really want your family and friends to hate you..."

Didn’t realize this was the official Eulogy of Pizza Hut

he looks at it with such contempt after the first bite. like "why are doing this to me"

They really need to stop day drinking at these Pizza Hut menu brainstorming meetings

Grew up in a small Midwest town where Pizza Hut used to be packed every night for years. Now, after decades, the place is deserted. People would rather have pizza from Casey’s (a gas station/convenience store) nearby. Pizza Hut is in an absolute free fall.

That looks absolutely disgusting. I'm praying for your stomach lining right now.

Clearly not a sponsored ad. Gotta love Reviewbrah's brutal honesty.

$8 Saved in my pocket

5 seconds into the 1st bite & you can see it in his face..."this was a mistake." 😂

The Brah rules Miami with an Iron Fist!

My fast food eating habits are now dictated by you, good sir.

You have been getting a lot of bad items lately. What is going on?

That's what it looks like? That's not a melt, that's a sandwich when you're drunk at 4am.

Its beyond me how these companies dont run their item through reviewbrah BEFORE they announce their items - save millions.

There's a Pizza Hut in my town where the parking lot is almost always empty and I wonder how they stay in business. We have surmised that it may be a money laundering front.

Agreed, you paid $8 for this abomination. At Chilis for $10.99 you can get a Smashburger, fries, a bowl of soup, and unlimited soft drink. The Chilis burger is well above average.

"Watery, soft, and slimy". Wow, Pizza Hut is really in decline.

As a former Pizza Hut employee I can say with confidence that Pizza Hut is not bad, but its not worth the price. I find charging people $12 for 6 wings is ridiculous. And charging $18-$24 for fast food pizza is even more ridiculous when you can go to a good local pizza joint and get a better pizza for the same price! I still don't understand how they are still in business.

That thing looks dry as hell.

pizza huts stock price just went down 60% after this video released.

Why would someone ruin ReviewBruhs day like this 😢

The face after the bite 5:52

Haven't had a single good experience with the hut, pure low grade garbage.

Pizza Hut has disappointed me for a while now. I don’t even order from there anymore.

Looks friggin' terrible... 5:15 that immediate reaction, lol

Let pizza be pizza, let burgers be burgers..

Pizza Hut: a crunch that'll wake the neighbors and a slime that'll have them running in horror.

I absolutely love your sarcasm and dry humor. Thanks as always, for an honest review, and as always, thank you for always being you!!

Pizza Hut should get rid of their "melts" and bring back the PZone, especially the meaty and pepperoni ones. Those who like the supreme PZone, I hope they bring that one back for you guys too. The PZone was awesome! The PZone is a million times better than those wimpy "Melts".

I ate these here recently. It destroyed my stomach for 3 days straight. I've never had food do that to me before. I could barely eat. I've never gone back since.

I don't get why that's called a melt.... They would have been far better classifying it as a Cheeseburger Quesadilla. It literally looks like a giant quesadilla...

The obsession with the melts is theyre half the materials for the same cost, shrink-flation is bringing back the '08 Calzone craze

haha "if you want your family and friends to really hate you.. " best quote ever.

How sad that the first Pizza Hut melt you reviewed got a 9/10, and this one only managed a 2/10...how the mighty have fallen indeed.

You can see he hates it 5 seconds into the first bite. Why is it so hard and crunchy?

This guy has singlehandedly helped me avoid the horrors of the food industry

That Cheese Burger Melt would bring a tear to Ronald McDonald's eye.

it is shocking how fast the decline has been, it was within the last 10 years that we still had a large, dine-in Pizza Hut where they would bring the pizza out and put it on a cooling stand at the center of the table, you ciuld get pitchers of beer to celebrate an occasion with a group of friends, and there was always a side room for birthday parties and other events. And the pizza as far as chain restaurants go, was by far the best. The pan pizza was legendary, made fresh on the spot and although fairly pricey at the time it was kind of a special event, but often you could buy them with coupons discounts if you were carrying out. But we had the option of sitting and and having a nice dinner, picking it up for take out for a home movie night, and ever an all you can eat lunch time buffet! And of course there was delivery as well. And it was always crammed and busy especially on weekends, I don't know how it could not have been profitable and the building had been there for many many years, (although regularly remodeled) so I'm sure it was paid for and there 3:14 actually was very good customer service. This was all true right up until the last day the restaurant was open around 2015, when it was closed in favor of a drive-thru style new Pizza Hut with no dining room, no beer pitchers, no event room, none of the old arcade games that just sat there and made money for them from kids waiting for their Pizza to be made, and the quality quickly went downhill. We still occasionally would buy Pizza Hut pizza to get that special taste that only their pizza had, but the last nail was when they changed the pan pizza recipe and deleted the flavored crust, with that much bread it needs flavor! And once we discovered what the difference was, they absolutely refused to put it on the pizza even for an extra charge, even though they use a very similar crust seasoning for other pizzas and have the items in the store. It's like they want to go out of business and they are very close to it now. They could have simplified it, for crust flavors I always thought it was kind of silly that they offered so many, but instead of limiting it to one or two they eliminated it completely and without that garlic parmesan buttery crust topping, it becomes almost inedible as it is so dry and hard and tasteless. So now we cannot ever experienced those very filling (although a bit on the pricey side) Pizza Hut pizzas as a special occasion ever again and we also will not buy their cheaper but disgusting current versions masquerading under classic names like Pizza Hut Pan super supreme, that pizza doesn't exist anymore. Pizza Hut doesn't exist anymore, it is only a name listed on a very subpar pretender. Who takes their iconic flagship product and completely kills it?, That is like McDonald's making the Big Mac just one patty, eliminating the special sauce and making it out of fake meat. But as mentioned, Casey's has managed to keep their recipe and favorites very true to how they started, they don't offer a pan style pizza unfortunately but their Pizza has been incredibly consistent for over 30 years, the price is more now but it's only inched up a dollar or so at a time, it hasn't doubled and again it's a bit pricey for takeout pizza but every time you get it it tastes how it did when you were a kid, it's good quality it's all freshly made ingredients, no Frozen crusts, and it's in a gas station! How can Pizza Hut not do this in an actual restaurant at the same price, I will never understand.

Beef was anemic. I'm grossed-out for the rest of the day. Thanks.

Respect to reviewbrah for staying true to his vision

Pizza Hut hasnt been really good since the late 90s-early 2000s. As most big named fast food places have been on a steady decline.

This piece of cheese toast cost you $8?? Are they insane?

Ordered a melt 20 minutes before my lunch and it took 10 minutes to get to the store. The order wasn't even ready! Waited another 10 minutes before it was done, leaving me 10 minutes to eat and get back to work. The melt was overcooked and hard and crunchy. Complained to Pizza Hut and all they did was send an email saying "sorry". What happened to trying to make up by giving a coupon or something?

No One has ever said. I would like a boiled Hamurger please. Lmao 🤣

What a lovely program you have! Thank you very much for posting your reviews. This particular review belongs in a short story by H. P. Lovecraft. We have no idea what (or possibly whom) we may be eating....

Yeah, let's just have some folded thincrust with a dose of Michelina's Cheeseburger Mac poured inside.

As i eat my pandaexpress I notice the exquisite nuances of this fine mans refined appreciation for life and flavor as a whole.

That's such a sad looking melt

I love bros dry humor and sarcasm so much lmfao love you review brah!

So usually I like just running into these on chance; they're informative, I get to see the food, the detailing and info and research really helps. But straight up I was WAITING for this one since I saw a promo for it. Thank you!

Heyo, former Pizza Hut employee here. I'm from Canada, and the quality of Pizza Hut's food is better compared the US. The melts here are actually pretty decent. But my god WHAT were they thinking with this one. The peperoni one slaps, the bacon one is deadly, but my god why would they try this. They could do a bbq chicken melt or something and I'm sure it would do better than whatever they were thinking here. (If anyone's wondering why I quit, my manager was stealing tips and the store was shut down by the Labour Program)

Anyone remember when Pizza Hut had the Chicago style deep dish in the early 2000's? It wasn't authentic Chicago style, of course, but was pretty damn good. I wish they'd bring it back. That, and the Edge pizza. The Edge seasoning was so good.

Reviewbrah is taking NO PRISONERS recently and I’m here for it

Pizza Hut used to be top tier but have completely lost quality in every department. I am so disappointed that theres no integrity in any of these companies anymore. Maybe there never was.

I tried it last night, that item is absolute garbage tier. The crust is trash, the onions raw, the sauce is foul, the cheese.. was ok. They couldn't even spread the filling out evenly. Pizza Hut has lost the plot with this one.

That looks awful. They really looked at that and still released it.

Most savage interview in awhile! thanks for the heads up so i dont waste 8-10$

Ive never been so disappointed by someone elses disappointment. It hurt my heart to watch. Im so sorry you had to go through this alone.

I hate when you beat around the bush and don't get to the point.....are you saying you...Don't..like this wrap?? Lol....Love all you do. Thanks for taking the hit on this one so we can avoid it. Be safe-Be well

This entirely unacceptable! What happened to the once proud tradition of pizza hut :(

Just about every fast food place (and that’s what Pizza Hut has morphed into) is in this race to the bottom now, squeeze as much profit as they can out of us, while reducing product size/quality , that thing looks like something from a school cafeteria

Concise and on point. Well done sir. These companies should hire this man as a consultant and he would save them from themselves.

A new video from Reviewbrah! My joy is immeasurable and my Memorial Day is made! 🥰👍 That looked like two pizza slices slapped together. Our local Pizza Hut closed a couple years ago.

for the love of boiled beef... smh 🤢🤢🤢

Just letting you know-- I LOVE your videos and have been enjoying your podcasts. I plan on catching your radio show as soon as I possibly can.

The way ReviewBruh described the mystery meat and onions mixture, it wouldn't surprise me if they get pre-portioned frozen packets and throw them in the microwave.

Looks like it's just two slices of thin crust pizza sandwhiched on top of each other

A new video on Memorial Day! Thank you for your service, Reviewbrah!

The fact that fast food companies don't come to Reviewbrah to test their new ideas BEFORE releasing them is insane. Any PR firm would be smart to freelance contract out to him for his HONEST opinion (so not salaried or contractually limited to one company to avoid bias). He'd still be able to keep the channel going with both good and bad reviews though, with companies that don't do this with him, or when a company's delicious idea works in theory but not day to day practices. Reviewbrah should be sitting on his MANSION back porch reviewing these things with all of the useful feedback he's given.

It looks like one of the cheapest frozen pizzas that someone folded in half.

I think the idea behind the "melt" is that you eat it before the cheese coagulates, eg, when it is still melted.

No one has more style and professionalism than ReviewBrah

Pizza hut be sweatin about now

Dang that takes not looking like the menu picture to a whole new level.

Love your style, keep rocking it!

I ordered Pizza Hut constantly when they had a pretzel crust and Peruvian peppers as a topping..........now the quality has gone downhill.

5:15 Its a huge Quesadilla 🧀😋♥️

I just appreciate the fact that you worked in the word juxtaposition in back to back videos

Here in our town of Plymouth, Indiana upper management RUINED the Taco Pizza. They stopped putting orange Doritos chips on it. Replaced it with a different crappy chip. They got away from Cavatini, and no more meaty ziti. I refuse to go there anymore.

I would have never expected a pizza place to fail on a burger this badly.

Bring back the pzone

Squirrel bro is yappin in the background lol

I actually had a dream this morning that you and I were eating a pizza. It was half red sauce and half white sauce. I had been eating only the red, and you seemed a bit annoyed that I had not saved you any.