The Worst Poet in History | Tales From the Bottle

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Qxir

9 ай бұрын

This poet did not take criticism well, in the rare instances he even acknowledged it.
"William Topaz McGonagall (March 1825 - 29 September 1902) was a Scottish poet of Irish descent. He gained notoriety as an extremely bad poet who exhibited no recognition of, or concern for, his peers' opinions of his work.
He wrote about 200 poems, including "The Tay Bridge Disaster" and "The Famous Tay Whale", which are widely regarded as some of the worst in English literature. Groups throughout Scotland engaged him to make recitations from his work, and contemporary descriptions of these performances indicate that many listeners were appreciating McGonagall's skill as a comic music hall character. Collections of his verse remain popular, with several volumes available today.
McGonagall has been lampooned as the worst poet in British history. The chief criticisms are that he was deaf to poetic metaphor and unable to scan correctly. His only apparent understanding of poetry was his belief that it needed to rhyme. McGonagall's fame stems from the humorous effects these shortcomings are considered to generate in his work. Scholars argue that his inappropriate rhythms, weak vocabulary, and ill-advised imagery combine to make his work amongst the most unintentionally amusing dramatic poetry in the English language. His work is in a long tradition of narrative ballads and verse written and published about great events and tragedies, and widely circulated among the local population as handbills. In an age before radio and television, their voice was one way of communicating important news to an avid public."
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@Qxir 9 ай бұрын
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@formulesyfe
@formulesyfe 9 ай бұрын
no
@m1l22
@m1l22 9 ай бұрын
yes please I absolutely LOVE your content and would like to follow you on more platforms
@the_black_moon_howls
@the_black_moon_howls 9 ай бұрын
Give me your bones
@michaelrushsr2535
@michaelrushsr2535 9 ай бұрын
I have missed you sir!!
@aaronstanley6914
@aaronstanley6914 9 ай бұрын
Ah thank you good sir needed a new video. Milked the back log for all it was worth.
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 9 ай бұрын
An Irishman, living in Scotland, writing poetry against alcohol? Now I've seen it all.
@Swim_Jonse
@Swim_Jonse 9 ай бұрын
That was some kind of haiku type thing.
@durere
@durere 9 ай бұрын
@@Swim_Jonse when unintentional sarcastic poetry about you is better than your serious efforts.
@darkjanggo
@darkjanggo 8 ай бұрын
you lost me at an irishman writing
@JimboPb05
@JimboPb05 8 ай бұрын
​@@darkjanggo I think it's absurd to say that Irishmen can write. I'm Irish, and I've tried so hard, but it's just not possible for me to be literate.
@sitdowntwice
@sitdowntwice 8 ай бұрын
​@@JimboPb05 tis tuff werk pal, no craic hai
@WretchedIcon
@WretchedIcon 9 ай бұрын
His story serves as an important reminder: if you're going to do anything in life, do it good, or spectacularly bad. The mediocre are what get lost to time.
@JTA1961
@JTA1961 9 ай бұрын
Athefumen ✅ ✅ ✅
@rubberneckinc.8937
@rubberneckinc.8937 9 ай бұрын
Well said
@pyro-millie5533
@pyro-millie5533 9 ай бұрын
Yesssss
@liverpool0690
@liverpool0690 8 ай бұрын
The island boiz live by this
@agranero6
@agranero6 Ай бұрын
You are right, how many bad poets have a Wikipedia article? His stubbornness paid the price for immortality.
@JWQweqOPDH
@JWQweqOPDH 9 ай бұрын
As an engineering student (with high functioning autism) who hates language arts classes, his poems sound like something I'd proudly turn in for an assignment.
@kwastek
@kwastek 8 ай бұрын
This!
@666mrdoctor
@666mrdoctor 8 ай бұрын
Do it as a funny introduction!
@Deadhousep1ants
@Deadhousep1ants 8 ай бұрын
As a creative writing student, it sounds like the shit I turn in after forgetting about an assignment & having to write it last minute
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 8 ай бұрын
As someone who loves literature, *same*
@ct92404
@ct92404 8 ай бұрын
Of course...apparently *everyone* born after 1990 has "high functioning autism" now.
@Fort976
@Fort976 9 ай бұрын
And yet, the irony is that I'm sure there were many actual good poets at the time who are totally forgotten now, while this dude is still remembered
@draglorr5578
@draglorr5578 5 ай бұрын
Being hilariously spectacularly bad must have just cemented him in people's minds I guess Being so very bad really helped him out in the end, because he still end up being remembered.
@beaneater6923
@beaneater6923 2 ай бұрын
the measure of good to bad is not a line. there are no endpoints. it is a circle, and he has gone a full rotation
@dthvlly
@dthvlly 2 ай бұрын
​@@draglorr5578no shit
@quintrankid8045
@quintrankid8045 Ай бұрын
It's like he's the Ed Wood of poetry.
@aaronmerrill4730
@aaronmerrill4730 Ай бұрын
Honestly I think about stuff like this often. Tho usually in a little more of a general sense. Like how many people out there have been absolute geniuses in one area or another, but no one ever knew? Because they remained obscure, just never fell into favor, or maybe they got derailed somehow, never managed to get their stuff out there in the first place. Maybe they were genius but more than half insane at the same time, so all their genius got funneled into a journal, or kept in some personal collection that would either disappear or get buried when they die? I can only imagine there have been at least a couple unpublished Einsteins, and maybe a handful more who could've become an Einstein if it weren't for x, or y, or z happening in their lives...
@shmackydoodRon
@shmackydoodRon 9 ай бұрын
We talked about him in college when the question arose as to whether poetry could be objectively good or bad.
@serioushex3893
@serioushex3893 9 ай бұрын
normally i'd say no. It's all subjective. what's beautiful to one person could be terrible to someone else. This guy though...these are pretty objectively terrible. its like poetry written by a reasonably smart....1st grader.
@efdbjon2114
@efdbjon2114 9 ай бұрын
@@serioushex3893 the fact this video exists is good proof that he couldnt have been objectively bad
@jlopez4889
@jlopez4889 9 ай бұрын
@@serioushex3893 I think there should be a word different from subjective and objective. Like I could enjoy a certain song but recognize that it isn't that good. Or I could dislike a song but recognize the talent behind it.
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 9 ай бұрын
Personally, my answer has always been "yes". And I've majored in English language and literature twice... (alongside other majors. It makes sense if you see the difference in the courses.)
@Sxcheschka
@Sxcheschka 9 ай бұрын
​@@jlopez4889Unironically good and ironically good.
@pennyforyourthots
@pennyforyourthots 9 ай бұрын
Honestly, his poetry is kind of genuinely impressive in the sense that it's somehow terrible, but not boring. It almost reads like Star wars dialogue, where it's simultaneously too literal but also way too theatrical at the same time.
@Qxir
@Qxir 9 ай бұрын
Boring is way worse than entertainingly bad!
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 9 ай бұрын
Well, as Harrison Ford has often been heard to say of George Lucas' scripts; you can write this shit, George, but I sure can't say it! Hence him rewriting many of his own lines... (the "I know" in Empire was definitely his, but it wasn't off the cuff. He told Lucas that Han wasn't going to say the mushy tripe - my description - and would just say that. Fortunately, Lucas agreed and an icon was truly born!)
@jochenstacker7448
@jochenstacker7448 9 ай бұрын
​@@y_fam_goeglydI have heard that the dialogue in the prequels (I don't like sand, anyone?) was due to the fact that there was no one to hold Lukas in check like Ford.
@ytcensorhack1876
@ytcensorhack1876 9 ай бұрын
Its almost vogon
@hughzehzelleise7166
@hughzehzelleise7166 9 ай бұрын
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
@aprilflynn
@aprilflynn 8 ай бұрын
As a fellow shitty poet, I find this very inspiring. Here was a man who clearly felt a calling, and he didn't let any mere lack of talent get in the way of that.
@SomePeopleCallMeWulfman
@SomePeopleCallMeWulfman Ай бұрын
Ditto. I'd never have the guts to perform in public. Let alone a circus.
@graham2088
@graham2088 9 күн бұрын
Shitty one myself, I don't think it's too bad tbh haha
@JMUDoc
@JMUDoc 4 ай бұрын
"Which meter did McGonagall use?" "No."
@jessehammer123
@jessehammer123 18 күн бұрын
All of them. At once.
@JamesFromTexas
@JamesFromTexas 9 ай бұрын
"He who laughs at himself never loses anything to laugh at," may have been what he was going for. I really hope he just leaned into his silliness and lived a happy life.
@pyro-millie5533
@pyro-millie5533 9 ай бұрын
Same here.
@jonslg240
@jonslg240 9 ай бұрын
He thought he was good, he realized people thought he was awful.. so he kept doing what others thought were awful, kept saying he was the best, and kept criticizing his critics.. He needs to run for president because that's been what all the presidents have done for the past 30 years or more. lol
@machematix
@machematix 44 минут бұрын
The favourite poem I've ever written is a long winded fart joke.
@StudioUAC
@StudioUAC 9 ай бұрын
I love his tenacity! He didn't care what others thought of his work. He kept doing what he loved, despite the criticism!
@Qxir
@Qxir 9 ай бұрын
At the end of the day, that's what it's all about!
@bruk5827
@bruk5827 9 ай бұрын
​@@QxirI mean, it made him famous
@KaiserDragun
@KaiserDragun 9 ай бұрын
No
@Inexpressable
@Inexpressable 9 ай бұрын
@@KaiserDragun do better than writing just 'no'. comments like that are so annoying
@christiangibson1867
@christiangibson1867 9 ай бұрын
​@@InexpressableYes
@danielx555
@danielx555 2 ай бұрын
He is one of the most important writers in human history. Once, I sat in a library in Scotland and read one of his books and laughed and laughed and laughed. His style is so consistent. Most of us could predict what his next line will be. Even when he makes those weird lurches into "we'll die less when we build our houses good" it's not even surprising because you get used to him just being obtuse.
@ratto9508
@ratto9508 8 ай бұрын
As the poems continue, I find myself saying "NO PLEASE STOP" out loud. It just GOES ON AND ON.
@Donyourmom
@Donyourmom 4 ай бұрын
It sounds like something Chris Chan would scribbled down. I cried out of laughter.
@jadegecko
@jadegecko 9 ай бұрын
A lot of my enjoyment comes from the fact that he seems to feel the need to shoehorn technical details into the poem "A bridge collapsed and it was very sad. Many lives were lost. Anyway, let me explain how buttresses would've helped the structure"
@derdomino828
@derdomino828 9 ай бұрын
Yes, exactly. To me, the first poem sounds Like an "I told you so" from an architect or engineer.
@oatmeal3013
@oatmeal3013 8 ай бұрын
i almost feel like that's what can tip us off as evidence to him having autism. it's a trait i and many others share, with wanting to be overtly technical in specific aspects.
@WinterGamesYT
@WinterGamesYT 8 ай бұрын
@@oatmeal3013 i mean it does seem like something an autistic person would say
@JustWowNick
@JustWowNick 3 ай бұрын
It’s like patronizing someone by saying “See, the point of the joke is…” but trying to be somber and serious.
@bawsack69
@bawsack69 2 ай бұрын
Gay archers!!!! Lol.
@compatriot852
@compatriot852 9 ай бұрын
If you can't be the best, there's always the option to be the worst and I commend that.
@pyro-millie5533
@pyro-millie5533 9 ай бұрын
Character corruption arc for the win?
@TheGrinningViking
@TheGrinningViking 9 ай бұрын
If only more people thought like you, I'd be a world renowned lover and gardener 😅
@Conqueringrule
@Conqueringrule 4 ай бұрын
I was really hoping this video was going to be about Zhang Zongchang, but those were pretty entertaining too. He was a Chinese Warlord who wrote completely awful poetry (or was potentially framed by his rival warlord with fake poetry, which I think would be just as good). My favorite poem of his is this: "Tour Taishan" From a distance, Taishan is dark, with thinner heads and thicker heads. If you turn Mount Tai upside down, the lower head is thinner and the upper head is thicker. That described his thoughts upon seeing the mountain Taishan, where he came to the epiphany that if the mountain was upside down then the bottom of the mountain would be thicker than the top. Truly inspiring stuff
@quintrankid8045
@quintrankid8045 Ай бұрын
And yet he never contemplated turning the mountain on its side?
@JohnSmith-ef2rn
@JohnSmith-ef2rn 9 ай бұрын
An Irishman did, once upon a time Took to using verses and rhyme Those with ears took it to be a crime And he was left without a dime
@MNNski
@MNNski 9 ай бұрын
The most amazing thing about McGonagall is that he was good enough of a poet to be remembered as the worst poet in history.
@KP-fy5bf
@KP-fy5bf 9 ай бұрын
Exactly
@johndoef5962
@johndoef5962 9 ай бұрын
BUT, you've heard of me.
@NearlyH3adlessNick
@NearlyH3adlessNick 8 ай бұрын
The best poet in history changes over time, but his title? That's one that sticks.
@jonhelmer8591
@jonhelmer8591 7 ай бұрын
Thank you, now I don't have to bother with a comment.
@jesusojeda7850
@jesusojeda7850 9 ай бұрын
He realized not only fame but infamy was a valid source of income. Today he would be a youtuber, no doubt.
@derekeastman7771
@derekeastman7771 8 ай бұрын
More like a Kardashian, probably.
@BlueWingedRino
@BlueWingedRino 8 ай бұрын
@@derekeastman7771 I think more like a King Cobra JFS
@Leofwine
@Leofwine 7 ай бұрын
He died in 1902, so he could have gone and recited his poetry on Edison phonograph wax cylinders.
@ferretyluv
@ferretyluv 3 ай бұрын
Nah, he’d be a TikToker.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 2 ай бұрын
He totally would have been a KZfaqr. He's practically history's first Lol-Cow. Like he's the Boogie2988 of 1800s Scotland. But I love him. McGonagall is a historical figure that I can't help but love, despite the fact his poetry is somehow worse than mine is.
@Zholat
@Zholat 2 ай бұрын
I really enjoy his use of "killed dead"
@cybernetic_crocodile8462
@cybernetic_crocodile8462 Ай бұрын
>Barges into tavern >Reads his mediocre poetry >Gets laughed at by people >Ignores it and believes himself as good poet >Refuses to elaborate and aknowledge the haters >Leaves to continue living in blissful ignorance What a chad he was...
@theoldcavalier7451
@theoldcavalier7451 Ай бұрын
Ultimate sigma male
@theguywhoasked3340
@theguywhoasked3340 9 ай бұрын
tbh he has better rhymes than some rappers today
@andreaseverin1346
@andreaseverin1346 9 ай бұрын
"I can make orange rhyme with banana, Bornana" Masterpiece of a bar by recent Eminem
@mousermind
@mousermind 9 ай бұрын
@@andreaseverin1346 It's called humor. He's historically rhymed quite a few words with orange: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oraThZiDu76sfZs.htmlsi=LDmqQ-jWXmby_eXO
@mousermind
@mousermind 9 ай бұрын
Most rappers, and nearly all modern "poets". 🤢
@genderfluids6448
@genderfluids6448 9 ай бұрын
@@mousermind yeah people saying he's bad haven't read some modern poets. Too bad he's born too early
@absinthephrenz
@absinthephrenz 9 ай бұрын
which Modern Poets write such doggerel?@@mousermind
@spell-bloom
@spell-bloom 9 ай бұрын
"Then King Edward ordered his horsemen to charge Thirty-thousand in number, it was very large" Pack it up Shakespeare, we got a new poet on our hands
@A_Ducky
@A_Ducky 9 ай бұрын
"Kill them dead" Turd part got me laughing out loud.
@raskolnikov7049
@raskolnikov7049 Ай бұрын
Credit where credit is due, that was a pretty fire line
@mollysministuff
@mollysministuff Ай бұрын
The amount of times he said variations of "killed dead"
@3st3st77
@3st3st77 Ай бұрын
The best part about that poem was how he started off by saying that the Scottish army was very small with only 30,000 men but the English army on the other hand was very large with 30,000 men.
@kevinboros7427
@kevinboros7427 9 ай бұрын
Worst poet ever? These are the most entertaining pieces of literature I've ever laid my eyes upon!
@wieldylattice3015
@wieldylattice3015 8 ай бұрын
3:00 honestly if this is the poem someone wrote about the tragic accident I died in, I would love it a lot more than a sincere poem. None of that “woe are the victims” sentimental nonsense. Gets straight to the point, talks about the root cause of accident, and presents it in a way that is both memorable and humorous
@AlFredo-sx2yy
@AlFredo-sx2yy 7 ай бұрын
Exactly. As others have already pointed out, his poetry sounds more like an "I told you so" snarky remark. People made fun of him, but he was still right.
@collinmclaren6608
@collinmclaren6608 9 ай бұрын
Hearing his poems, his work almost sounds like something you'd read in a modern children's book.
@asparagusoffice
@asparagusoffice 3 ай бұрын
dr seuss ripped off my boy
@benb9151
@benb9151 9 ай бұрын
It's like he was counting syllables and remembered he had to rhyme with something, so he thought of a word eventually and was like "well that's halfway right, on to the next line."
@Qxir
@Qxir 9 ай бұрын
I'm not so sure he was counting syllables 😂
@the20thDoctor
@the20thDoctor 9 ай бұрын
Today i learned an awful lot, about some old forgotten snot. He rhymed and rhymed his life away yet never had that much to say. And when at last this clip did end, i sent it off to all my friend.
@cr10001
@cr10001 9 ай бұрын
That scans far better than anything McGonagall ever wrote!
@the20thDoctor
@the20thDoctor 9 ай бұрын
@@cr10001 Alas! Attempts to agitate are surely failing fast! Although I do not alligate, nor hold you in my grasp. I find the time to set aside and ascertain the past, to try my best to entertain, the ever growing mass.
@MalcolmCooks
@MalcolmCooks 9 ай бұрын
I live in the Tayside area of Scotland, and McGonagall is still a bit of a local legend. There's a pub near me called the Silv'ry Tay in reference to his poems
@quintrankid8045
@quintrankid8045 Ай бұрын
Do people there drink to abstinence?
@aidanfarnan4683
@aidanfarnan4683 9 ай бұрын
To be fair, Qxir, your line delivery makes these poems pretty f*cking awsome in how funny they are.
@JTA1961
@JTA1961 9 ай бұрын
Well said
@electrogestapo
@electrogestapo 9 ай бұрын
He must have been a bard or some other medieval entertainer in a previous life.
@voiceofraisin3778
@voiceofraisin3778 8 ай бұрын
@@electrogestapo No, the Landlord definitely said barred!
@KendlickLama
@KendlickLama 9 ай бұрын
I had to interpret the poem about the train-bridge disaster in school… I remember everyone thought it was odd, my teacher must have been trolling or lost a bet but nobody dared to question it
@stevem.o.1185
@stevem.o.1185 9 ай бұрын
To paraphrase Alan Moore (writer of Watchmen, V for Vendetta, etc.): "There is nothing more inspirational than bad art. Great art can move you to tears, but only bad art can move you off your ass and say, 'well, even I could fucking do that.'"
@worldcomicsreview354
@worldcomicsreview354 8 ай бұрын
​@@stevem.o.1185Viz was started because they made a cartoon for a punk fanzine, and the rest of the zine was so crap they thought they ought to just make the whole thIng themselves.
@jonhelmer8591
@jonhelmer8591 7 ай бұрын
@@stevem.o.1185 Thanks for that!
@oatman3526
@oatman3526 9 ай бұрын
If you go to the new Tay rail bridge in Dundee you can find his poem “The Silvery Tay” written into the ground around the arches.
@ninjalectualx
@ninjalectualx 14 күн бұрын
Hahhaahhaha why though
@stueyphone
@stueyphone 9 ай бұрын
If he managed one thing in his life, is that he left a legacy. We are still here in the present talking about this man and his work. TRULY, remarkable.
@irresistablejewel
@irresistablejewel Ай бұрын
Another legacy: it's in celebration of his birthday, the "McGonagall dinner"... served backwards... with poetry. Like, "On that hill there stood a cow; it's not there now; must've shifted".
@Saltience
@Saltience 9 ай бұрын
McGonagoll’s poetry may be no good Surface level observations, nothing under the hood. Target practice for all those in town His rhymes gave him money, but not much renown But while his works may have been a miss He lived a good life, ignorance is bliss. thank you for reading my mcgonagall level poetry
@lorindawoerner4452
@lorindawoerner4452 9 ай бұрын
Clever
@Pseudonyymi568
@Pseudonyymi568 8 ай бұрын
To call him terrible, I refuse! For many souls did he amuse Least there is a rhyme, no surprise He was a troll, I surmise To read in theaters, is no joke In rotten vegetables, he could choke! Were he born with what we have today He could be a rapper, I dare say William McGonagall, I raise my hat! And with these words, let's leave it at that
@obsidian573
@obsidian573 8 ай бұрын
​@@Pseudonyymi568beautiful
@bubblehead9548
@bubblehead9548 7 ай бұрын
fuckin', like, yours is actually better? Like you have a meter in there and you don't repeat your rhymes
@lolzmanxd3368
@lolzmanxd3368 5 ай бұрын
There was a man named McGonagoll His poems were viewed as abominable, But in his own mind One would easily find His spirit was simply indomitable
@0Onyx13
@0Onyx13 9 ай бұрын
I mean, he did manage to bring awareness to domestic violence induced by alcohol all the way back then, but reciting poetry anti-drinking in SCOTLAND... in SCOTTISH PUBS... might as well go to a brothel and read out the bible parts about lust lmao
@alexmcvey1609
@alexmcvey1609 9 ай бұрын
Surprised he wasn't malkied tbh 😂
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 9 ай бұрын
Prohibitonists are very old and had much the same complaints that we have today. Made men waste money, beat their wives, and ignore their children. It was just generally women who were the prohibitionists because they were the victims of these ills
@mattwardproductions7399
@mattwardproductions7399 9 ай бұрын
I think the brothel would be safer, they might be into that
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 9 ай бұрын
@@mattwardproductions7399 prostitutes would definitely have a better sense of humor than alcoholics
@mattwardproductions7399
@mattwardproductions7399 9 ай бұрын
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 depends on the alcoholic
@sunstripe85
@sunstripe85 6 ай бұрын
When i started this video i had some doubts about whether poetry or any art could be "objectively" the worst, because art is so subjective. I wondered if that was maybe slightly clickbait. Then you recited the first poem and i was flabbergasted. Turns out indeed it IS possible. Your recitations were gold, especially the very last one with the voices 😂
@stonecoldet8101
@stonecoldet8101 9 ай бұрын
I mean I can’t even hate, dude wrote better poetry than I ever could 🤷‍♂️💯
@alexanderdesmouceaux4395
@alexanderdesmouceaux4395 9 ай бұрын
Something in his poetry could be turn in to children's books
@jhoughjr1
@jhoughjr1 9 ай бұрын
Yeah I kinda liked it
@fallacy08_shrine
@fallacy08_shrine 9 ай бұрын
"And the wind it blew with all its might" has mad The Big Bad Wolf vibes
@ScottLovenberg
@ScottLovenberg 9 ай бұрын
Well, he's not going to use any words that require a service syllable, so there's no fear of the technical prowess of his pen game to be challenging to those who have achieved a service grade level or reading, comprehension and history, so I it could be considered "fun reading" if not for the fact that it might create a youth populace that everyone just wanted to slap every time they talk. Could have been a list generation if he became their Dr. Seuss.
@TheCheffer76
@TheCheffer76 9 ай бұрын
Absolutely it has the cadence of children’s rhymes. He missed his calling.
@mousermind
@mousermind 9 ай бұрын
*turned into
@cosmodoge6565
@cosmodoge6565 9 ай бұрын
As soon as I saw the title, I knew who it was, because my mom is always quoting this; ‘On yonder hill, there stood a cow. It’s not there now. It musta shif’ted.’ (His best poem, in my opinion)
@rtyuik7
@rtyuik7 2 ай бұрын
id agree that its one of his best, purely on how Short it is :-P
@_i_took_a_shit_in_jesus_mouth_
@_i_took_a_shit_in_jesus_mouth_ 2 ай бұрын
​@@rtyuik7it's also true-to-life. Cows do shift
@quintrankid8045
@quintrankid8045 Ай бұрын
Where did the cow go?
@pradiptaswain1866
@pradiptaswain1866 9 ай бұрын
"McGonagall's only understanding of poetry was his belief that it needed to rhyme' WE JUST FOUND THE FIRST RAPPER IN HISTORY!!
@hellenohello6604
@hellenohello6604 9 ай бұрын
Omg i said the SAME!
@futuristica1710
@futuristica1710 Ай бұрын
Ok, you don’t get hip hop. At. All. 😂
@frank_calvert
@frank_calvert Ай бұрын
this made me realise "oh. hes literally just me."
@Natogoon
@Natogoon 9 ай бұрын
It might be me, but this is what all poetry sounds like to me. Stories told in fancy and rhyming words that might just as well have been told with normal words.
@ATBZ
@ATBZ 7 ай бұрын
Poetry is just spicy writing
@PlanetBabylon
@PlanetBabylon Ай бұрын
Agreed. I love reading but I hate poetry.
@aaronbasham6554
@aaronbasham6554 9 ай бұрын
You can't convince me that the last poem is one of the most brilliant pieces of antihumor ever divised in human history
@jeremylindsey94
@jeremylindsey94 9 ай бұрын
He's of the same humorous cloth of poet Ogden Nash, with a touch of Shel Silversteen.
@mrosskne
@mrosskne 8 ай бұрын
You're right, I can't convince you of that, because it isn't true. Next time try proofreading your comment so it actually says what you think it does.
@mythirduniquehandle
@mythirduniquehandle 7 ай бұрын
It's a poetry video so, it's spelled devised. I had to.
@leonardonetagamer
@leonardonetagamer 2 ай бұрын
​@@mrossknebro broke his funny bone
@acrothdragon
@acrothdragon 9 ай бұрын
You’ve have say even after 120 years he’s still remembered and even taught in college and literature schools this day of what not to do. That might not be what he was struggling for but it’s better than what others who was better and more successful would of been less remembered.
@mrosskne
@mrosskne 8 ай бұрын
Would have.
@Road_Rash
@Road_Rash 2 ай бұрын
The fact that people are still reading & discussing his poetry to this day, should make him one of the greatest poets ever...he was remembered...
@hamishfox
@hamishfox 2 ай бұрын
Honestly he's not as bad as Rupi Kaur.
@btarg1
@btarg1 9 ай бұрын
Even after seeing the title I didn't expect for the poem about the bridge to be *THAT* bad
@thetimelapseguy8
@thetimelapseguy8 9 ай бұрын
"Had they been supported on each side by buttresses" was a good line
@baseddoggie
@baseddoggie 2 ай бұрын
@@thetimelapseguy8 heh heh. butts
@relwalretep
@relwalretep 9 ай бұрын
I very rarely disagree with you Qxir, but this bloke is the greatest poet ever - he'll never be forgotten. This is what makes great art.
@Qxir
@Qxir 9 ай бұрын
Entertaining will always be better than boring, good or bad
@toomanymarys7355
@toomanymarys7355 9 ай бұрын
Then great humanitarians kill lots of people.
@neilreynolds3858
@neilreynolds3858 2 ай бұрын
As a room mate of mine used to say, bad taste is timeless.
@shep.33
@shep.33 8 ай бұрын
I'm from near Dundee, and I vividly remember studying the Tay Bridge Disaster poem when I was in Primary School. I'm fairly sure it was taught to us sincerely as an example of poetry about tragedy, rather than 'how not to write poetry' though. In hindsight it might explain why I hated poetry at school, if that was the standard we were subjected to.
@RX-12
@RX-12 6 ай бұрын
He told me at once what was ailing me, He said I had been writing too much poetry, And from writing poetry I would have to refrain, Because I was suffering from inflammation of the brain.
@kritten264
@kritten264 9 ай бұрын
it's like that meme of making bangers at 3AM and later realising how bad they are when you're awake but this guy was never awake
@DeeSchnutzinger-Mauph
@DeeSchnutzinger-Mauph 9 ай бұрын
Fym he was *always* awake
@thatsexyganon5648
@thatsexyganon5648 9 ай бұрын
This guy sounds like the perfect candidate for Epic Rap Battles of History.
@mattbonner12
@mattbonner12 9 ай бұрын
This disjointed meter and subject matter are hilarious. Like the anti-alcohol poem has a very upbeat rhythm compared to its dark topics lol
@reddvids
@reddvids 9 ай бұрын
Never thought it possible to get second-hand embarrassment from a poem until now lol
@fandyus4125
@fandyus4125 8 ай бұрын
That's odd. I get second hand embarrassment from contemporary poetry, but not this.
@MusketeerTigershark1822
@MusketeerTigershark1822 8 ай бұрын
Yooo a furry!!!!!
@mepoindexter
@mepoindexter 9 ай бұрын
I've been waiting for someone to give this guy the credit he deserves. Kudos Qxir!
@mkjirak
@mkjirak 9 ай бұрын
I wrote intentionally bad poetry like this in high school to amuse my friends. Two I recall was an ode to a spilled Mountain Dew and a villanelle categorizing all the crap I had in my locker. But at least I was in on the joke and had a better sense of meter than this guy. Poor chap, at least he tried.
@BlisaBLisa
@BlisaBLisa 8 ай бұрын
i honestly hope he never found out that people were just laughing at him. i hope he remained in blissful ignorance doing what he loved and believing that people liked it. his poems are bad but i very much admire this kind of sincerity in people
@tobywonkinoby8916
@tobywonkinoby8916 9 ай бұрын
“You’re tearing me apart Lisa!” Such a classic. Same with “Oh, hi Mark”. 😂
@phil.7064
@phil.7064 9 ай бұрын
So glad you included the scene from 'the room'
@Ari-ez1vj
@Ari-ez1vj 9 ай бұрын
I'm glad he never stopped doing what he loved... even if it was terrible.
@manuelillanes1635
@manuelillanes1635 9 ай бұрын
neither did hitl3r
@georgethakur
@georgethakur 9 ай бұрын
​@@manuelillanes1635Well, he did stop. The Austrian Painter loved painting, and that's not what he did for the rest of his life once he got rejected from art school. Unless you count painting maps.
@seannguyen7586
@seannguyen7586 9 ай бұрын
He truly is the Tommy Wiseau of English poetry
@andrewweitzman4006
@andrewweitzman4006 9 ай бұрын
Florence Foster Jenkins, too.
@goatscream8345
@goatscream8345 9 ай бұрын
THOU ART TEARING ME TO BITS VICTORIA
@cryamistellimek9184
@cryamistellimek9184 8 ай бұрын
Less of a raging narcissistic asshole than Tommy Wiseau.
@MatthewBester
@MatthewBester 9 ай бұрын
Your channel is so wild. Came for last moments, stayed for this crazy stuff.
@asemic
@asemic 9 ай бұрын
i've watched every video so far, hyped to see the channel getting near 1m subs!
@beasee379
@beasee379 9 ай бұрын
You're telling me his popularity was entirely based in irony, all while he was completely oblivious that he was being mocked? Oh, hes just the original Chris-chan
@LLlAMnYP
@LLlAMnYP 9 ай бұрын
Qxir's poem that incites us to subscribe Has a much more agreeable vibe It tries to rival McGonagall's badness But instead underscores the poet's sadness
@lorindawoerner4452
@lorindawoerner4452 9 ай бұрын
Pretty good poem
@PhoenixO8
@PhoenixO8 9 ай бұрын
Wait a minute... Did you just 😮
@LLlAMnYP
@LLlAMnYP 9 ай бұрын
@@lorindawoerner4452 just goes to show that McGonagall was so bad, he was actually good 😁
@gownerjones1450
@gownerjones1450 6 ай бұрын
This video showed me how little I understand about poetry because I thought his poems weren't bad at all lol
@fruitpigenthusiast120
@fruitpigenthusiast120 9 ай бұрын
The only poor poet is one that is forgotten
@kittymervine6115
@kittymervine6115 9 ай бұрын
can you please offer a recording of your reading of these poems?? Because your accent and inability to keep from laughing, just adds to the wonder and glory of these poems!
@dekumarademosater2762
@dekumarademosater2762 9 ай бұрын
YEAH! ASMR, FOR BONUS PTS
@connorharrison3352
@connorharrison3352 9 ай бұрын
My grandfather loved his poetry. Thought they were the funniest things he'd ever read.
@DaGleese
@DaGleese 8 ай бұрын
I reckon he knew well what he was doing. He was just ahead of his time and the world was too stupid to see he was goading everyone.
@jamesshipley9164
@jamesshipley9164 8 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Dr Seuss without the self awareness or intentional silliness. This is gold.
@Charlie-js8rj
@Charlie-js8rj 9 ай бұрын
Honestly, judging by the entertainment value these poems bring, they're pretty damn good. Talent is talent, even if it's a talent for making people laugh and want to throw stuff at you
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 9 ай бұрын
I can confidently say he is not the worst poet in history. I am. It's me.
@maticz3923
@maticz3923 9 ай бұрын
not in history you have to die first
@thurapy684
@thurapy684 9 ай бұрын
So real
@A_Ducky
@A_Ducky 9 ай бұрын
Dear Johnny, get away from Dundee! - a poem by me. If you don't like it, wait 120yrs then write about me 🤷
@danevertt3210
@danevertt3210 9 ай бұрын
You rhymed ‘me’ with ‘me’
@aliquotidian
@aliquotidian 9 ай бұрын
Still a rhyme
@RadioactiveRabbit
@RadioactiveRabbit 8 ай бұрын
He may be regarded as the worst poet but I've got to hear more of his poems than greater poets
@ewill3435
@ewill3435 9 ай бұрын
I'm just going to come out and say it; I unironically like his work. True, i know nothing of poetry, the various pentamiters, rhyming conventions, anything. What i do know, is that most poetry will put me to sleep and comes across as forced and pretentious whereas his feels honest and profound. Or maybe im just weird
@kitsunekun2345
@kitsunekun2345 9 ай бұрын
They can say he did not write well, but they can never say he did not write. Good for him.
@themulletteer6839
@themulletteer6839 9 ай бұрын
Both the worst poet and Macbeth? That's an accomplishment. All of this knowledge and a Tommy Wiseau refrence? You spoil us Qxir. Awesome as always friend.
@rosykindbunny1313
@rosykindbunny1313 3 ай бұрын
Honestly, I gotta hand it to him. What he did was extremely in character to Macbeth. I'd argue he has the most accurate depiction.
@akadjadikt
@akadjadikt 9 ай бұрын
Your poetry reading skills are top notch!! You made the poem of the silvery tay actually sound good👏🏻
@juliankohler5086
@juliankohler5086 5 ай бұрын
OMG, you should recite more of his poetry! Do it live, man! And you can't laugh while reciting, not even smile. You can laugh in between poems but not during. And you're not allowed to practice. I don't watch livestreams but I would for sure make this the exception!
@colinwatt9387
@colinwatt9387 9 ай бұрын
This must be the closest we can come to experiencing real Vogon poetry.
@SmartGuy202
@SmartGuy202 9 ай бұрын
Let's not forget about Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings
@StuffandThings_
@StuffandThings_ 9 ай бұрын
That was my first thought too, this guy must've secretly been a Vogon tasked with surveying Earth
@rosykindbunny1313
@rosykindbunny1313 3 ай бұрын
This man was a Vogon disguised as a human
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 9 ай бұрын
"which sometimes resulted in him being pelted with stones or vegetables." -He says after illustrating him being pelted with a tomato, which is neither
@QuestForTheS
@QuestForTheS 9 ай бұрын
Man don't start this
@Qxir
@Qxir 9 ай бұрын
When the viewers finally start questioning the accuracy of drawings in which characters often appear with no arms 🧐
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 9 ай бұрын
@@Qxir I don't see the problem here, the characters suffered a flesh wound.
@PlutoTheGod
@PlutoTheGod 8 ай бұрын
At first I was like “well this isn’t THAT bad” and then it went into lines about how they could have built the bridge better LMAO
@rebel6301
@rebel6301 2 ай бұрын
the second you mentioned the possibility of him having been on the 'tism spectrum i blurted "HE JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL!!!"
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 9 ай бұрын
WE NEED MORE POEMS WITH BUTTRESSES!!!!
@adilsongoliveira
@adilsongoliveira 9 ай бұрын
I really loved this guy, he invented the unintentional stand-up comedy. He is the Ed Wood of poetry! 😁
@itsv1p3r
@itsv1p3r 9 ай бұрын
If anyone ever clowns me hundreds of years after my death im pulling some poltergeist shit
@larry-xs6uh
@larry-xs6uh 9 ай бұрын
Honestly despite his lack of talent and his apparent buffoonery he lived the way he mostly wanted enjoyed his work in full despite it's lack of worth and was happy in his ignorance of what people thought of him I kind of respect it sticking to his dreams no matter what
@Lady_Flashheart40
@Lady_Flashheart40 9 ай бұрын
He's the poet equivalent of Florence Foster Jennings.
@SlapstickGenius23
@SlapstickGenius23 2 ай бұрын
@@Lady_Flashheart40 do you mean Florence Foster Jenkins?
@younglaze5402
@younglaze5402 9 ай бұрын
this dude would make some fire story telling rap
@kylenielsen5083
@kylenielsen5083 9 ай бұрын
Funny enough "For stronger we our houses do build the less chance we have of being killed" was included in the last song of Gloryhammer's first album.
@Just_Tong
@Just_Tong 9 ай бұрын
He's a poet and he didnt realise it
@ninogaggi
@ninogaggi 9 ай бұрын
Superb 😂😂😂
@aprilflynn
@aprilflynn 8 ай бұрын
ding ding ding
@BlaecOleander
@BlaecOleander 9 ай бұрын
Nah, I genuinely love this dude. They were sleeping on him for sure 😂
@elijahjakobsen7898
@elijahjakobsen7898 9 ай бұрын
My guy, stop starting sentences with "nah" unless it holds any relative weight. It's on the same level as "ok, but can we appreciate....?". Other than that, I agree with what you said 😅
@SahiPie
@SahiPie 9 ай бұрын
@@elijahjakobsen7898nah
@TheUkaners
@TheUkaners 9 ай бұрын
@@elijahjakobsen7898found the Redditor
@BlaecOleander
@BlaecOleander 9 ай бұрын
@@elijahjakobsen7898 First and foremost, I am a woman, second, who are you to dictate how I (or any person, for that matter) express myself? Not that I feel the need to defend my use of language to anyone, but the "nah" of which you speak wasn't even superfluous; it was an expression of my disagreement with the assessment of this fellow being "The worst poet in history." Why not leave people to their individuality and enjoy the diversity of expression that this can bring, or conversely maybe just ignore people who express their thoughts in ways that are disagreeable to you... coincidentally, this is the same advice I would have given to anyone disparaging the poet in question, so I find this situation amusing.
@ct92404
@ct92404 8 ай бұрын
​@@elijahjakobsen7898The same as skinny jeans wearing Millennials who say "literally" all the time in that whiney upspeak voice...
@nicofolkersma2535
@nicofolkersma2535 9 ай бұрын
Fantastic. I've never o much poetry in my life that I actually enjoyed. You should make an audio book of McGonnagals poetry.
@TheAmbasador99
@TheAmbasador99 8 ай бұрын
"Doesn't seem too ba-... Wait when does it end... Nevermind"
@mipmipmipmipmip
@mipmipmipmipmip 9 ай бұрын
History's best poet on the topic of railway bridge engineering failures
@j.graham8068
@j.graham8068 9 ай бұрын
Your reading of these poems filled my heart with glee Such subtle inflective brought a slap to my knee Ne'er had I heard of this grand poet before Can hardly believe I the queen would show him the door! So much has my day been lightened by his lingual pranks I must say to you thanks
@A_Ducky
@A_Ducky 9 ай бұрын
👏
@CaptainUnusual
@CaptainUnusual 8 ай бұрын
I like his irreverence, to be honest. At least his poetry isn't stone boring like a lot of literature back then.
@dahuntre
@dahuntre 9 ай бұрын
Turning the “Like and subscribe” into a poem in his style was a nice touch👌🏻
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 9 ай бұрын
Ok the poem about him forced out of the Circus is just olden days "I did everything right and they indicted me!" I can't be the only one who heard that
@jackalenterprisesofohio
@jackalenterprisesofohio 9 ай бұрын
I mean to be fair he wasn't doing anything quite sqaure.
@aliquotidian
@aliquotidian 9 ай бұрын
I thought Royal Circus was THE posh address in Auld Reekie, different type of big top and clown altogether....
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 9 ай бұрын
@@aliquotidian 1. 🤣 2. I would make a joke about there being ONLY one posh address in Dundee, but I'll level with you, I'm Australian, and I'm sure it's fine
@aliquotidian
@aliquotidian 9 ай бұрын
@skunkrat01 1. I too am Australian, with several ties to Scotland (including my given name, by chance) 2. Auld Reekie is the name for Edinburgh, from its marvellous atmosphere in days gone by. I think Dundee lies Northwest... or is that Aberdeen? Entire country looks like everything can be reached on foot.
@crazyguy32100
@crazyguy32100 9 ай бұрын
This story actually has a lot of good points. Aside from the tenacity and entertainment (alibeit unintentional) he brought to people the guy decided to change paths and pursue his chosen art, starting at 53. Never too late to start doing what you love.
@derekeastman7771
@derekeastman7771 8 ай бұрын
I don’t think it was unintentional. If people were regularly throwing things at this guy for reading his poems, there is no way he continued to go about and read his poems without accepting in some way that the poems and thrown objects are related.
@alex_thecarguy
@alex_thecarguy 3 ай бұрын
The end of every verse is like if you asked an 8 year old "what rhymes with ___?" And wrote down the first word they said.
@GenericInternetter
@GenericInternetter 9 күн бұрын
Your sketch artist is amazing.
@Mlo-tn9yr
@Mlo-tn9yr 9 ай бұрын
He's genuinely my favourite poet. It doesn't try to be anything clever or whitty. It's genuinely funny then again I had to study Carole ann Duffy in school and she genuinely put me off onions for a while so the bar is low
@rwsd343
@rwsd343 9 ай бұрын
Man that Carole stuff was an absolute chore to do in school, having to analyse every little word that was written across 5-6 poems she wrote. Never again.
@Mlo-tn9yr
@Mlo-tn9yr 9 ай бұрын
@@rwsd343 so bad isn't it? I could never take it seriously especially "I give you an onion" I'm Scottish and in class there was always someone putting a Shrek voice on and saying "onions have layers"
@rwsd343
@rwsd343 9 ай бұрын
@@Mlo-tn9yr I wish they would've put some Robert Burns stuff instead like they did in primary school.
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