Hamas Terrorist Explains Complex, Nuanced Goals In Palestinian Conflict

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What exactly do Hamas terrorists want from Israel? It's complicated, but we try to get to the bottom of it in this interview with an actual, real-life Hamas spokesperson.
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@TheBabylonBee 9 ай бұрын

What other subject is as nuanced as whether or not striking valid military targets is equivalent to baking babies in the oven in front of their parents?

@fieryvale 9 ай бұрын

Please delete this horrifying comment. I did not need to know this detail to know that Hamas is evil.

@vincenium 9 ай бұрын

anything involving main stream media lies

@jessicaa8038 9 ай бұрын

@@fieryvale It is a horrifying comment. I agree, but if it helps that was never confirmed, IDF and ZAKA couldn't confirm it. Don't let it get to you.

@jbertucci 9 ай бұрын

You mean in reality or in the sick imagination of hasbara israelis?

@jbertucci 9 ай бұрын

@@fieryvale So, how do you know Hamas is "evil"? because of lies not even confirmed? Or because they are so evil israel was forced to murder more than 10,000 civilians to "get" them? talk about circular reasoning...

@kenle2 9 ай бұрын

Give the interviewer a British accent and this is the actual BBC.

@michaelbaucom4019 9 ай бұрын

Give him an American accent, and you have CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, the NY Times, the Washington Post, the LA Times...

@jesuiscequejesuis2267 9 ай бұрын

He already has a British accent.

@GilbertdeClare0704 9 ай бұрын

nahhh, if it WAS the bbc they would be CHEERING every answer of the Terrorist !

@socratesrocks1513 9 ай бұрын

@@jesuiscequejesuis2267 Only to non-Brits. That's an American accent.

@jesuiscequejesuis2267 9 ай бұрын

My bad, I was thinking of the interviewee's accent.

@jonathanshumpert9549 9 ай бұрын

Even doing satire, the Bee was more truthful than CNN.

@DarkRaikon 9 ай бұрын

was it satire? or at this point telling what it is.....

@willdsm08 9 ай бұрын

Was it satire? He seemed pretty upfront about his views and aims. This was more a factual interview than anything else.

@HussarPlays 9 ай бұрын

Wait, isn’t this CNN?

@harpintn 9 ай бұрын

When you are talking about leftist, or muslims today's satire is next weeks headlines.

@DBarz-uk6fw 9 ай бұрын

so true!!

@chuckmaddison2924 9 ай бұрын

This is more real than the real news.

@akompanas 9 ай бұрын

That "we may never know" conclusion somehow killed me. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

@RandomPerson-sf9vd 9 ай бұрын

The swap from right wing comedy to documentary was subtle.

@pedrohenrique-et3fs 9 ай бұрын

they are literally just reading the talking points of the terrorists😂

@curtisrohling5852 9 ай бұрын

@@kilnsc ever wonder why the word right in is right winger. It cause we are right

@IsraelCountryCube 9 ай бұрын

@@curtisrohling5852yeah the word righteous is forgotten now.

@IsraelCountryCube 9 ай бұрын

@@curtisrohling5852ts not allow egoism to go over our heads of course but I'm not gonna call myself a right winger. I just happen to be a conservative which is a byproduct of being Christian but conservatism isn't my identity it's only in. Christ.

@gregsmith7949 9 ай бұрын

👍👍👍

@justanoob5524 9 ай бұрын

Hamas leaders even said in an interview that the Palestinian people are not their responsibility, and the UN must protect them.

@moniquebode1655 9 ай бұрын

Unbelievable that Hamas doesn't feel that they're responsible for Palestinians their own people 🙄

@fmmaj9noname332 9 ай бұрын

They don't consider themselves a part of Palestine.They think they are part of a caliphate over the entire region.

@jacquelineking5783 9 ай бұрын

Given how they hide behind them it isn't surprising.

@MikeCrawch 9 ай бұрын

Just because they claim themselves as Hamas don’t mean they’re Hamas. Most of the Hamas are people who lost their lands, houses, and livelihood to the settlers and don’t have anything else. And that’s why they become extremist cause they really don’t have anymore reason to live. And just like what the BabylonBee just did, just cause they say they’re with Hamas don’t mean they are. Like Jesus said “Wolf in sheep’s clothing”.

@BewareTheCarpenter 9 ай бұрын

Link plz? Thanks.

@LucidDreamer54321 8 ай бұрын

I thought "From the river to the sea" was an advertising slogan for salmon filets.

@jiyakuches220 5 ай бұрын

I literally think a route from Jordan River to Mediterranean Sea Hope from Yellow River to Mediterranean Sea as Old World being united.

@paullegend6798 3 ай бұрын

Sadly only Jewish filets.

@FoodNerds 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lemming573 2 ай бұрын

*looks up from eating Gaza brand salmon filets* It's not!?

@mlevin7 Ай бұрын

That would be “from the river to your table”

@MojoPup 9 ай бұрын

The most honest Hamas/Palestinian interview I've ever seen.

@DoggyBingBong 9 ай бұрын

Open borders for israel

@thejudjing4our2wo 9 ай бұрын

Palestine isn't Hamas pleaaaase stop making that mistake

@JohnNourwah 8 ай бұрын

@thejudjing4our2wo you know some palastinians want peace maybe 10% of them, but the rest just want to annihilate the Jewish state and its citizens. So their extremism differ but it has the same vicious goal

@Change510 8 ай бұрын

@@thejudjing4our2woيا رجل كل واحد عربي بيفهم انو كل الفلسطينيين بيدعموا حماس والمقاومة وعند الغرب بتتظاهروا بالمسكنة وانكم بتحبوش حماس روحوا انقلعوا

@DoggyBingBong 8 ай бұрын

@@JohnNourwah isn’t it weird how so many different cultures over the past two thousand years all came to the same conclusion about them hundreds of times?

@Rebecca-oz9fu 9 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, that was a very accurate portrayal of Hamas and our major media producers. Thank you for producing it.

@WintersArcher 9 ай бұрын

Hamas? You mean islam.....

@desmundfreud5946 9 ай бұрын

Source:irp.fas.org/world/para/docs/880818a.htm

@thecursed01 9 ай бұрын

@@WintersArcher pisslam

@WintersArcher 9 ай бұрын

@thecursed01 Sorry my mistake. You're correct. Lol

@kaitb07 9 ай бұрын

@@WintersArcherunfortunately 💯

@Quincy_Morris 9 ай бұрын

You need to do a complex in depth analysis of the generational conflict between Mordor and Gondor. What does it mean when orcs say they want “man flesh” and “the age of men has ended, the time of the orc has come?” Clearly hyperbolic language to denote the generational trauma that orcs experienced being tortured elves.

@TheBabylonBee 9 ай бұрын

This topic is best addressed with a quote from a great philosopher who once said, “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”

@randommcranderson5155 9 ай бұрын

@@TheBabylonBee you're clearly both a scholar and a gentleman

@cyborg_cr7488 9 ай бұрын

Oh my, it seems those poor ocrs were seriously oppressed 😂

@James_Bee 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for acknowledging the fact that Orcs were once Elves that were twisted and corrupted by evil. Another theme Tolkien takes from the Bible that only God creates while the devil corrupts. Demons are Fallen Angels, etc. No, blue haired gender studies student, Orcs aren't analogous to black people. Racist.

@GryphonHall 9 ай бұрын

From Nimrodel to Valley, Goblinstine will be free. There have always been Goblins in the Mines of Moria. There is no such thing as Khazad-dûm. Durin's Folk are mere colonizers of the Misty Mountains! 🤡

@wannatrade 9 ай бұрын

What they mean is: "From the river to the sea Palestine will be free of all minorities!"

@usamong1129 4 ай бұрын

But... Arabs are the minority in palestine

@Professionalidiot-s5s Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ronaldkonkoma4356 8 ай бұрын

There is an amazing political cartoon with a Palestinian saying death to all Jews and John Kerry asking Netanyahu, "Can you meet him halfway?"

@JC-dz5ur 3 ай бұрын

where is that cartoon?

@ronaldkonkoma4356 3 ай бұрын

@JC-dz5ur Google the above words It's 2024 do you really need help with that?????

@JC-dz5ur 3 ай бұрын

@@ronaldkonkoma4356 could be fake news since it's 2024

@3laaHisham 3 ай бұрын

And you didn't see the chants of Israeli saying death to arabs and muslims???

@schizophrenic_rambler 9 ай бұрын

Babee is always depicting the most controversial topics, and turning them into satire by barely exaggerating them

@Meyer-gp7nq 9 ай бұрын

Wait this was satire?

@BNuts 9 ай бұрын

Wait, this was exaggerated?

@seth7745 9 ай бұрын

@@Meyer-gp7nq The satire was implying that their goals are unclear.

@furonbrainiac6634 9 ай бұрын

You call this exaggerating? To me this is pretty sugarcoated.

@Pho8os 9 ай бұрын

There was no exaggeration here, not even a tiny bit. Read their charter. I could not even find this a little bit fun because it is 100% true.

@Jinseual 9 ай бұрын

The funniest part about this is, it's all true. A lot of this Islamist rhetoric is very extreme and out in the open for everyone else to see and some people still try to delude themselves into thinking it's all done for something else.

@bobbobby7536 9 ай бұрын

Same can be said about the Israelis. As a matter of fact, they are openly calling for a Genocide.

@Jinseual 9 ай бұрын

@@bobbobby7536 and how many genocides did the Isrealis committed compared to the Arabs? 0 In fact the wars between the Muslims are much more deadlier than the wars between Isrealis and Arabs.

@ChuckSploder 9 ай бұрын

@@bobbobby7536 As if THEY have no reason for doing so.

@willcampbell2485 9 ай бұрын

@@bobbobby7536IF Israel has said such a thing, it is only bc the Palestinians literally want to murder all Jews just for the sake of killing them. And no, it isn’t because of some modern conflict or because of adverse living conditions. It is literally because they believe that murdering non-Muslims will earn them higher standing and greater rewards in heaven. Once the Jews have been eradicated, they want to kill all other “infidels” as well. Wake up

@dogukancil5128 9 ай бұрын

Surah Al-Ma'idah from the Quran states that "Because of that, We decreed upon the Children of Israel that whoever kills a soul unless for a soul or for corruption [done] in the land - it is as if he had slain mankind entirely. And whoever saves one - it is as if he had saved mankind entirely." - It is very clear that no innocents can be killed with impunity in Quran. No Muslim in their right mind can perpetrate or defend the killing of innocents. Unfortunately, in Islam, there is no direct mechanism for excommunication since it doesn't work the way Catholicism does. Therefore, their judgment will come and come from God. The most violent rhetoric regarding Jews comes from Hadith, which is said to be the words of Prophet Mohammad but it is an oral tradition and we know some of them contradict with each other, so we take them with a grain of salt and where it conflicts with what is said in the Quran, Quran takes precedence. The point being, this cannot be "Islamist Rhetoric" as it is clearly forbidden in the Quran. It is an extremist rhetoric by people who have been radicalized by their life in total isolation under the thumb of an apartheid, oppressive state. Their judgment of those who have perpetrated this too shall come.

@a64738 8 ай бұрын

It is hard to do satire when reality is 99,999% similar to the satire...

@garysmith9823 9 ай бұрын

More accurate than mainstream news.

@gigiizzy5651 9 ай бұрын

The interviewer westernxplains it like a true BBC reporter

@Nope77252 9 ай бұрын

The funny part is that Babylon Bee isn't even satire anymore. This is straight up reality.

@GryphonHall 9 ай бұрын

Yeah, this should be "Not the Bee".

@niggachad_1 9 ай бұрын

This comedy video not actual news

@mikecrooks8085 9 ай бұрын

I know it is like they posted an actual MSNBC interview.

@EnclosedPoolArea 7 ай бұрын

Fairytale Zionist propaganda is "reality" in the shredded cheese brains of imperialists.

@Ranger1PresentsVirtualRealms 7 ай бұрын

Wow, can't get anything past you can they? 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂@@niggachad_1

@brianmcchesney580 9 ай бұрын

This is the best representation of mainstream media’s relationship to Hamas ever!

@gvjester 9 ай бұрын

Yep, that's accurate, especially when MSM tries to spin the dogshit out of an answer they don't like!!

@gregbeaudry 9 ай бұрын

This technically isn’t satire because it’s 100% true!

@MarmotCanales 9 ай бұрын

HAMAS ("Islamic Resistance") originally was founded to fight against "Jewish" (more properly "Zionist") occupation in Palestine. Today, I'm not sure if HAMAS is serving the needs of the Palestinian people. In any case, it's not justified to kill innocent civilians in Gaza to "protect" Israel & its American allies. 🤔

@boboboy8189 9 ай бұрын

Its not true, all media in West owned by zionist supporter. Whether they are from right wing or left wing. Both votes for zionism

@dinte215 8 ай бұрын

Not really.

@GolfMike09 6 ай бұрын

Yes really !

@nsp74 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Jim-Mc 9 ай бұрын

So nuanced. Truly, you'd have to be an ivy league professsor to understand it...or an 18 year old sociology student who hates her father.

@braydenfarrell1177 9 ай бұрын

I do find it fascinating how brutal Islamist terrorist groups are I'm Irish, we had our own terrorist problem with Irish Republican Paramilitaries, but they were almost tame compared to these lads, as bad as they wer, they never decapitated a kid, the Wombles were slightly Worse, but they were still almost tame compared to hamas The only people I can think of who were as brutal are Italian mafia and Mexican Drug Cartels The Shankill burchers were also as brutal, but considering that they were a splinter group of a splinter group, they weren't exactly like hamas

@Jim-Mc 9 ай бұрын

@@braydenfarrell1177 Yep, I think usually when people with any Christian cultural heritage wage war they still value a certain ethos and place limits on themselves, or failing that will at least try to conceal it out of shame. Not so in the Islamic realm.

@jessicaa8038 9 ай бұрын

@@Jim-McThe actions and statements of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)and of the early Caliphs of Islam point to strong humanitarian considerations. In a famous decree, Abu Bakr al-Siddiq, the first Caliph, told his military commander: “Stop, O people, that I may give you ten rules for guidance on the battlefield. Do not commit treachery or deviate from the right path. You must not mutilate dead bodies; do not kill a woman, a child, or an aged man; do not cut down fruitful trees; do not destroy inhabited areas; do not slaughter any of the enemies’ sheep, cow or camel except for food; do not burn date palms, nor inundate them; do not embezzle (e.g. no misappropriation of booty or spoils of war) nor be guilty of cowardliness…You are likely to pass by people who have devoted their lives to monastic services; leave them alone."

@jessicaa8038 9 ай бұрын

@@Jim-Mc Just trying to help you understand that with Islam there are rules to war.

@braydenfarrell1177 9 ай бұрын

@@Jim-Mc I'd say that Italian mobsters, extremists lime the shankill Butchers and Mexican drug cartels sort of contradict that argument though The Mexican cartels and La Cosa Nostra lads tend to be Catholics, and the Shankill butchers were protestant fundamentalists, and they were as brutal as hamas Also a lot of the warlords in African countries are Christian, and they also match hamas in brutality I just find it odd how certain groups are more violent than others, even amongst Islamist groups, the Taliban is less brutal than hamas is

@krisperkreme6021 8 ай бұрын

“Uplift the lgbt community…” 🤣😂

@kha58 8 ай бұрын

They have to call it satire to get pass censorship 😂

@LadyShmady 9 ай бұрын

When people tell you who they are, believe them.

@bretthess6376 9 ай бұрын

It took me a while to learn that. Once I did I stopped making eye contact with obvious nutcases. Being friendly with mental cases turns you into a "weirdo magnet."

@mementomori6018 9 ай бұрын

A Nigerian prince has entered the chat...

@fictionindianspaceprogram-222 9 ай бұрын

Should I believe people who say they identify as dogs?

@stefaniehadi1801 9 ай бұрын

@@fictionindianspaceprogram-222gather whatever people present to you about themselves and make a thoughtful conclusion. In this case, you can believe that person is detached from reality

@mike48931 9 ай бұрын

@fixtionindianspaceprogram-222 yes, you should believe that they believe they are a dog. That tells you a lot about them.

@AnnaDraconida 9 ай бұрын

This is one of the most accurate news reports on this conflict. Thank you BB

@boboboy8189 9 ай бұрын

If this True, why there's israelli want Benjamin to stop the genocide? Why Benjamin not sweep using IDF army to kill hamas? The truth is not black and white

@cesaralexis73 9 ай бұрын

You mean bbc?

@granddad-mv5ef 9 ай бұрын

You all really should not have pirated this from msmbc. Or CCN or whatever.

@kenbender13 5 ай бұрын

More truthful than the mainstream media.

@carlye.3093 9 ай бұрын

Absolutely excellent satire, Babylon Bee! I commend you.

@clicheguevara5282 9 ай бұрын

Excellent satire is based on truth. This is just a straw man argument dressed up with humor. This is no different from the Bee interviewing an Israeli politician who won’t stop ranting about taking over the entire world.

@nicolast.davinci1561 9 ай бұрын

@@clicheguevara5282 nice try! Name them!!

@FreeSpeech4All 9 ай бұрын

@@clicheguevara5282 Well, the latter would actually have some truth to it.

@Noneofyourbusiness2000 9 ай бұрын

@@clicheguevara5282 I think I missed that one, because they never did that. They can try to kill each other all day long on the other side of the world, just as long they aren't using our money or soldiers to do so.

@mvorn44 9 ай бұрын

Not satire. 100% truth.

@t23001 9 ай бұрын

Essentially a transcript of interviews and reporting from NBC, CBS, CNN, ABC, MSNBC, BBC, NYT, and WP.

@H.Hardrada 9 ай бұрын

You forgot Candace Owens.

@allgameplays 9 ай бұрын

@@H.Hardradais candace a left wing now

@royboy6890 9 ай бұрын

What an affront including the BBC in the list. What about the other UK major MSM networks like ITV, Ch4, Sky news etc. ITV had a report heavily criticising Israel of propaganda as the medical aid boxes had the information in English even though English is one of the official languages in Israel and many of the Palestinian hospital signs are in both Arabic and English.

@surfersilver6610 9 ай бұрын

Verbatim. Group fax sent out to All media Outlets at 6:66am...umm...7:06am, everyday.

@CynicalDuchess 8 ай бұрын

That fact that for a second I thought WP stood for wattpad 😂

@Gilmore74 8 ай бұрын

Just when you thought the Hamas depravity couldn't get any worse. Now they're Rick-Rolling.

@UltimateMustacheX 9 ай бұрын

Back in my day, the Babylon Bee had to actually write out a sketch. Now they get their "satire" handed to them on a silver platter by the current left. How are they supposed to learn the meaning of hard work? They just have to sit their on their fancy internet and watch as the left writes their skits for them.

@markmunroe-hz8rf 9 ай бұрын

I thought The Babylon Bee was a satirical online newspaper. When did they start to begin to report actual news.

@CrossingTheStreetArt 9 ай бұрын

when popular news outlets stopped

@andyharman3022 9 ай бұрын

Shouldn't they have to get a license from the Ministry of Truth before being allowed to broadcast the news?

@markmunroe-hz8rf 9 ай бұрын

@@CrossingTheStreetArt good point 👍

@markmunroe-hz8rf 9 ай бұрын

@@andyharman3022 no. The Ministry of "Truth" does not want the pure Truth to be known.

@SmoothJK 8 ай бұрын

They have been more accurate than the mainstream news outlets for years now. Nothing new.

@rasboshoff8401 9 ай бұрын

You could make the same video about South Africa, where the 3rd largest political party in the country can sing a song "kill the Boer, kill the farmer" and the court rules it is only a metaphor.

@viliger1881 9 ай бұрын

Why sugarcoat the situation? No Hamas terrorist will speak that politely and for so long without committing atrocities and calling for an Islamic world.

@russellscott67 9 ай бұрын

It's satire except the part about what Hamas wants.

@ChadBoss-qr4hl 9 ай бұрын

And the part about how the interviewer blatantly ignores what Hamas wants.

@DeathLord-xy9fv 9 ай бұрын

How did this get passed KZfaq censorship

@stevem4105 9 ай бұрын

Maybe they didn't want to make the same mistake Twitter did. lmao

@Frodojack 9 ай бұрын

Because it's demonetized.

@hishamalaker491 8 ай бұрын

Because googles stock shares would go down the drain if they pissed the historically persecuted shareholders.

@SanchoPanza-wg5xf 20 күн бұрын

The same way your comment got past the grammar filter, dummy.

@UrbanNoizeMusic 9 ай бұрын

I haven't seen this level of blunt, direct, truthful and smartly written satire since the days of In Living Color lol. Babylon continues to carry the torch of comedy well.

@ruthcohencharif 8 ай бұрын

This happened to me in real life. At age 5 my family left Israel for South Africa and I returned to Israel at age 18. Met a liberal Jewish man who became my boyfriend. He was determined to educate me about the glories of the PLO and took me in Jerusalem to meet some, when it was illegal to do so. South Africa in those days was a police state and I was very worried to do something illegal. We walked into a building with long passageways and then a Arab man came out to talk to us. David starts ike this man, "what do you want, what are your goals", and then the terrorist said as portrayed here in his heavy accent "Israeli Israeli Israeli" rolling the word out with such hatred with wild eyes and wild hands... I put down my eyes on the ground knowing if he looked into my eyes he would know I was Israeli, even though I do not look like one, and thought to myself, I am 18 years old and am going to die now and have achieved nothing in my life. David ran out of questions very quickly and did not know what to say. Suddenly we were walking out the building and I felt many knifes in my back, it was not physical, but the feeling was very real. The glories of the terrorist are lost on me. I met one in real life and he wanted me dead. David a idiot American Jew was clueless and endangered both of us with his arrogance and stupidity. That was in 1972. American Jews are just as clueless until today.

@csansolo 7 ай бұрын

I had two very strange experiences, of other aspects of Pallie/Islamic society when I was going to Israel, it was 95, and we had to stop by in Larnaca, Cyprus. There, two experiences with these people were eye-opening. One was with a Brazilian / Palestinian woman, who hated the Zionists, her husband was in jail, and she couldn't fathom why, he just tried to kill a soldier with a stone... They don't have the notion that actions have consequences, we cannot engage with people who have such attitudes. The other experience I will leave for another time.

@jeb419 7 ай бұрын

@@selwild2050no one attacked the Ottomon Empire colonizers? Maybe because they weren’t Jews?

@PaulBCohen 7 ай бұрын

Thanks for sharing your elucidating story. It confirms all that I’ve observed and known over decades. American Jews are in for much trouble and are totally unprepared psychologically because of such attitudes. I speak generally - not of all.

@PaulBCohen 7 ай бұрын

The Jews improved living conditions for the Arabs that didn’t run away as confederates of the Muslim genociding nations that attacked Israel. Their poor results and aftermath are on them - and you as a supporter of evil.

@arielaw4 7 ай бұрын

@@selwild2050You don't talk about the Palestinians in Jordan? Why not? That was Palestinian land too, and given to someone from Saudia Arabia to rule. Why only talk about the land the Jews rule?

@angeleno90069 9 ай бұрын

"Who? Goldstein? No! He's a Scientologist!" Excellent work, guys.

@sonoftherepublic7737 9 ай бұрын

“That way I can use it as a business expense”, that is too funny showing the truth through sarcasm and satire

@eaglerider1826 9 ай бұрын

Amazing how much satire I've watched over the past 10 years is truth that we are not allowed to be shown .

@bioabnerj3721 Ай бұрын

Where Islam rules blood flows.

@user-td4lg4xf9k Ай бұрын

Ataturk.

@ioathlete 9 ай бұрын

"sadly, we may never know what Hamas wants" - elevates this video to level of the Classics!

@alexruzycki2327 9 ай бұрын

Once again, you guys have nailed it!!! Hamas has time and time again shown the world who they are, but still, there are folks out there who refuse to believe them!

@l337pwnage 9 ай бұрын

Now if people will only figure that out about the chosen ones.

@ThOmAsSs4563q 4 ай бұрын

Reminds me of 1939 rn

@jeep-australia 9 ай бұрын

From The River To The Sea Israel will be FREE

@salwaabusaad9819 4 ай бұрын

Stealing slogans now huh

@simonbrown1486 9 ай бұрын

So complex, so brave, so … true.

@yonatanmonneler1744 9 ай бұрын

Yeah, I don't see any reason why Israel is invading this guy's home, so cruel.

@SageDog 9 ай бұрын

@@yonatanmonneler1744 It's their fault for living on top of so much oil and natural gas.

@NARKISDUDE 9 ай бұрын

no oil whatsoever, but it's a gateway to the Mediterranean, Iran wants a clear path to transport oil, that means getting rid of a jewish state @@SageDog

@SageDog 9 ай бұрын

@@NARKISDUDE 453 billion

@AyjayAlleyway 9 ай бұрын

@@yonatanmonneler1744 they’re invading their home to kill the people who are constantly trying to kill them. You’re a literal version of the guy conducting the interview in this video! 😂😂😂

@yt_idkmn 9 ай бұрын

I love how this channel manages to find the topics that offend the most people possible even if it’s literal war crimes

@briteeyes2133 9 ай бұрын

I know but sadly the ones that planned, ordered and carried out the massacre won't suffer. They will stay hidden. It's the poor , mosly uneducated ones that followed their orders. The worst case was them putting the infant in the oven, turning it on high and leaving them to cook. Horrific. I think this kind of war only God can settle because man has lost any humanity it had.

@trebmaster 9 ай бұрын

It's like clean South Park, but asterisk on clean.

@mustang607 9 ай бұрын

Frighteningly hilarious.

@helenel4126 9 ай бұрын

I'm not offended. The d1ngb@t$ that the Bee is satirizing offend me.

@helenel4126 9 ай бұрын

I'm not offended. The d1ngb@t$ that the Bee is satirizing offend me.

@chayareinitz4350 9 ай бұрын

This is more accurate than the newsites the world 🌎 needs to wake up 😢😤

@csansolo 7 ай бұрын

The problem with this parody is that it is not a parody.

@stephenkirtland5020 9 ай бұрын

"We don't do that, right?" I can't stand it!!😂😂😂😂

@DanielDracohun 9 ай бұрын

Yet

@OmegaTou 9 ай бұрын

The "yet" was so subtle, I had to rewind to make sure I actually heard it. 😂😂😂

@stephenkirtland5020 9 ай бұрын

Just the fact that he had to ask broke me up!! "...right?"

@SenjiBPD 9 ай бұрын

Associated Press checking in. Ready for marching orders.

@jonathan3488 8 ай бұрын

They also see Christians as infidels.

@ayah6100 8 ай бұрын

We don’t care about Christian’s please stop trying to make things about u

@user-ms7gt2km5f 6 ай бұрын

The IDF does regard Christians as infidels yes, in fact the Israelis murdered Christians inside Gaza's churches when they bombed them

@grenadeonceadaykeepstheene7053 12 күн бұрын

Aren't they ?

@peterpan408 4 күн бұрын

They did take their Book and rewrite it 🤣 M was a second-rate hack of an author.

@carlgaroutte7597 9 ай бұрын

How true this is! Looking back we hate hitler for the very same thing Wheird

@bensonofthunder9229 9 ай бұрын

What nuance and complexity. How will we ever understand the minds of such a deep and spiritual organization. Truly a mystery.😮

@dsquared1956 9 ай бұрын

Imagine this character is entirely welcome on the nations college campuses and finds fellowship and welcome also in the majority of democrats in the USA....NO DOUBT in my mind this guy is a democrat..

@trumpeldorf Ай бұрын

The Babylon Bee, you are the best!

@Focusembedded 3 ай бұрын

A shoutout to our sponsors at Columbia University for providing a venue for this interview...

@kylecollins3755 9 ай бұрын

No one can articulate the truth in such a hilarious way as Babylon Bee.

@SeaJay_Oceans 9 ай бұрын

Remember when there was a difference between comedy and documentary ?

@davidthelander1299 8 ай бұрын

Give that interviewee a job at Harvard … he will fit right in ..

@Verastasia 3 ай бұрын

Such an accurate yet depressing portrayal of the truth.

@willdsm08 9 ай бұрын

"I can write it off as a tax expense ...", classic.

@IbnTufayl1 9 ай бұрын

I think by "killing," he really means "two state solution."

@jacksmith7726 9 ай бұрын

Lol no

@jiachengwu4185 4 ай бұрын

... With one of the two states in Shaol I guess 😂

@israel_the_goat 4 ай бұрын

@@jacksmith7726 are you sure doe? idk about that

@Murphy_Law 5 ай бұрын

Saddest part is that this is unironic

@ef2718 9 ай бұрын

Nigeria vs Boko Haram 350,000 dead Sudan vs JEM/Darfur 300,000 dead Yemen vs Houthis 233,000 dead Pakistan vs Islamists 50,000 dead Syria's civil war 400,000 dead South Sudan's civil war 400,000 dead Ethiopia and Eritrea vs Tigray 600,000 dead Do you remember protests for all these dead? Me, neither. It is not about people or land it is about domination.

@peterpan408 4 күн бұрын

If fundamental Is. government is permitted to take root, it will coerce the infidels, and apply Is. laws onto them.. Any movement that would dominate everyone if it became most popular must be suppressed to prevent them getting a majority, and converting or tilling the rest.

@chaserubinstein2562 Ай бұрын

I’m Jewish and this is HILARIOUS

@Morahtorah 9 ай бұрын

I love this why are you more accurate than the news?!

@wassimajili5983 9 ай бұрын

naah the news are more accurate, u were asleep tho this is what the news reported beforehand Miri Regev: "I'm happy to be fascist", Avigdor Liberman: "those who r against us, there is nun to be done, we need to pick up an axe and cut off his head", Ayelet shade: "their blood shall be on all their heads. Now this also includes the mothers of the martyrs, who send them to hell with flowers and kisses. They should follow their sons, nothing would be more just. They should go, as should the physical homes in which they raised the snakes. Otherwise, more little snakes will be raised there"

@firesmoker 9 ай бұрын

My cousin, his wife, and both of their kids (4 years old and a baby) have been kidnapped by Hamas. Their house destroyed. The grandparents murdered. They even shot their dog. Know that what you do here is important. Keep calling out the double standards that perpetuate these monstrous crimes. Thank you. My family is the Bibas family: Yarden (32), Shiri (34), Ariel (4) and Kfir (10 months old)

@cochetah4339 9 ай бұрын

I read about your family...I am sorry. It is coming to US as people do not hear or see.

@margaretmarr1 8 ай бұрын

I am so sorry. Praying for all of you

@channahnoyb4803 8 ай бұрын

I’m very sorry. Prying for safe return. What barbarism kidnapping children and murdering elderly.

@virkfulsarchive 8 ай бұрын

real oppression is no jokes and while people can make content out of it for fun and humor, it is not something funny to who's in it, like directly in it, not those fakes waving flags supporting either side, as death is pretty equal, but lives are not. as prayers will not soothe, kind words will not soothe, your anger and sorrow can't be vented, as days and night pass you question yourself through tears, just know that you're not alone. whether by same measures or different shapes, there are others also there in deep sorrow. What I can suggest is to cry, cry a lot, let your emotions out, express it, cry out your love, and rest. The pain will never heal, but the pain will be less, by time.

@ruthcohencharif 7 ай бұрын

Shalom from Jerusalem.. We are all so heartbroken about your family and the babies. There are no words how much it hurts.

@aaronspain3387 8 ай бұрын

1.3K people haven't read history, or the Quran, or the Hadith, or even any book on the history of the middle east.

@summit7051 2 ай бұрын

When asked what he really REALLy wanted I so hoped he would say, "I wanted to be a lumberjack. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!"

@bryndonbooth9536 9 ай бұрын

One problem. This isn't satire. Everything the Hamas character said is actual reality. The way the interviewer behaved is how the mainstream media behaves about this.

@wassimajili5983 9 ай бұрын

yh, if u don't think it's satire, u 100 % didn't hear any of the hamas spokesperson's videos, they r horrible, but even them, they said they were grieving for civilian israelis, if this is what they actually say, even their neighbors would turn them to the idf I've been watching fox news, they don't do any typa further investigations, they r horrible, they r cheering for the israeli government as if its their party or basketball team, it's just horrible the israeli was claiming and the goober/reporter was like, yeah100%, no doubt in my mind dear master, it was basically a submissive slave's roleplay

@beemers417 9 ай бұрын

I see the bee is doing documentaries, Well done.

@anng.4542 9 ай бұрын

So spot-on, I had trouble hitting the like button!

@investing4everyonevideos303 8 ай бұрын

CNN , BBC, MSN, CBC may sue them for copyright.. i would be very careful.

@pay2gwyn383 9 ай бұрын

I love that the interviewer quotes Rashida Tlaib: "'From the river to the sea' is an aspirational call to freedom" LMAO that saying calls for an end to Israel! BB's satire is spot on here.

@libbyannbest1723 9 ай бұрын

Christians included.

@boboboy8189 9 ай бұрын

There's Palestinian Christian buy Christian in America are stupid to realize this truth. Christian there's dinding with Muslim because they knew israelli stole the land and break the covenant

@letXeqX 9 ай бұрын

@@libbyannbest1723 Exactly right, look at what's happened to the Christians of Bethlehem since Israel turned it over to the palestinians, they're all leaving because they are terribly abused. Israel is the only country in the middle east where their population is rising and are doing well, not that there aren't any problems, there are.

@JaefarSABNW 8 ай бұрын

It is for all faiths.

@jbertucci 9 ай бұрын

Of course interviewing an actual Hamas is out of the question. He might say problematic stuff right.

@antonioreconquistador 9 ай бұрын

With the amount of them the Hamas Immigrant Aid Society has here, youd think theyd be able to find at least one of these hadjis in a major city. Maybe they should release the transcription of Saddam's addresses

@cvlang06 9 ай бұрын

Do you have any examples of problematic stuff one might say?

@mobiusraptor7 9 ай бұрын

Wait this wasnt actual Hamas?

@h.glover9843 9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣@@mobiusraptor7

@jbertucci 9 ай бұрын

@@mobiusraptor7 Probably just Hal Moss, from Palestine, Texas.

@dc9291 5 ай бұрын

As a jew, I still find this flipping hilarious.

@jordanwilliams2557 2 ай бұрын

as someone supporting the jews, this is sad

@Mike-sv2nu 9 ай бұрын

I thought the Bee did satire, not factual reporting.

@ImCarolB 9 ай бұрын

If it wasn't in their charter, I'd say this was satire!

@Darthdoodoo 9 ай бұрын

As my buddy likes to point out "they changed it" 😂😂😂as if they stopped thinking it

@kobi2024 9 ай бұрын

@@Darthdoodoo Yeah but they keep saying it in Arabic on TV.

@Andy-gq5hb 9 ай бұрын

Can you do another skit where the UN negotiated peace between Israel and Hamas. Hamas: “All the Jews must die” The Jews: “How about no?!” The UN: “Now Israel, you can’t be so inflexible in a negotiation. How about you just let them kill half of all the Jews.” You funny guys take it from there

@BNuts 9 ай бұрын

Nice try, the UN would start at 80%, not half.

@MJAYZ007 9 ай бұрын

@@BNutsdude the UN wouldn't even try it would just be like UN; hey you killing Jews maybe dont do that? Hamas: lolz I'm doing it UN: ok hear me out PLEASE don't do it Hamas: oh I'm gonna do it UN: well we tried

@eithngg7727 9 ай бұрын

Bro, your answer made me choke from laughter@@BNuts

@surfersilver6610 9 ай бұрын

-Thanos- Thamas has entered the chat.

@redacted4033 9 ай бұрын

The UN would say Israel pls don’t destroy another hospital and do nothing when they do exactly that

@inzanium 8 ай бұрын

"i could deduct the travel as business expense" yall are amazing lol

@Liju3451 8 ай бұрын

From Nile to Euphrates, it will be Israel . Am Yisrael Chai !!

@Amer1can_P5ycho 9 ай бұрын

The moment at 2:48 to 2:56 forced me to like the video, subscribe to the channel, and share it with every soul I know.

@yt_idkmn 9 ай бұрын

I like how that was supposed to be a bad thing but instead it made everyone want to like Palestine more

@ferrumignis 9 ай бұрын

@@yt_idkmnI really like how open you are about your support for Islamic terror organisations. Some people might hide this, but you don't mind being despised by anyone with a functional brain. Good for you.

@elish266 9 ай бұрын

The ignorant LGBTs from US and Europe, who support Palestine, think they take the "victim" side of the conflict, without understanding anything about it. They would be thrown from the roof as soon as they reveal their sexual orientation, if the were in Palestinian territories, including in Gaza. Their call "Queers for Palestine" is exactly the same as "Chickens for KFC".

@MarkJacksonGaming 9 ай бұрын

See a lot of people using 'satire' in the comments. I don't see any. This is EXACTLY how it is.

@docsavage8640 9 ай бұрын

Maybe learn what satire means: "the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues."

@c-hd5696 3 ай бұрын

This is not ironic, this is the truth.

@gsaw5008 8 ай бұрын

Not satire!! It’s true thank you!!

@micheleshearin4688 9 ай бұрын

This is so terrible but so true! What's worse is the bleeding hearts who will make excuses and only believe the soft- soap our media pushes!😂😢

@cryptoffilth8711 9 ай бұрын

No, it’s not true. Listen to the speeches of Ahmed Yassin, the founder of Hamas. He said he started his struggle because his farm in Ashdod was stolen by heavily armed bullies. He said the race or religion of the thieves was irrelevant. He said, “I would fight my own brother if he stole my farm.” The only reason the word “Jewish” is brought into this at all is because Israel calls itself “Jewish State”, which is like a free pass to commit crimes and be shielded from criticism because now if you question Israel’s horrific actions you are “anti-Semitic”.

@Boomer289-ol2vv 9 ай бұрын

@cryptoffilth8711 Blud wants to justify someone who acts like hitler. Every arabic country, slash that, every country had taken over a previous nation. It isn't even a crime. It's nature.

@talbenavraham1478 9 ай бұрын

I thought I was watching the BBC and CNN.

@billywuzhere9256 9 ай бұрын

More correct than all the stuff on tv

@YaakovEzraAmiChi 8 ай бұрын

It's hilarious especially as how reality is just like this. Its comedy that practically writes itself. Great job on the skit.. I laughed so damn hard lol

@jameskingsbery3644 9 ай бұрын

I'm glad I got to see this video before KZfaq bans it.

@kellysouter4381 9 ай бұрын

I am usually just quietly fed up of the mainstream media lies and half truths. This has me boiling angry, really shows them up.

@ReshyShira 8 ай бұрын

I thought the Babylon Bee was a satire website, why is there accurate information on here?

@lekmirn.hintern8132 8 ай бұрын

This may be your all-time best piece of satire. Well done.

@dominicadrean2160 9 ай бұрын

here's a fun fact Hamas is actually using the same tactics the droid army used in Star Wars the Clone Wars using civilians as meet Shields

@SponsoredbyPfizer 9 ай бұрын

Actually, Israel and their IDF have an open military policy to use human shields called the neighbor procedure

@yt_idkmn 9 ай бұрын

It’s like Star Wars except each side takes turns being sith and Jedi

@BNuts 9 ай бұрын

@@SponsoredbyPfizer Then why do they warn Palestinians that attacks are coming by dropping pamphlets, door knockers, and through phone calls? Seems like an awful lot of effort to go through if they don't care, or just want to destroy everything. Is it possible Israel cares more about the Palestinians than HAMAS does, perhaps?

@user-dx5dj4kr6g 9 ай бұрын

@@SponsoredbyPfizer the idf outlawed that procedure

@icecooler21 9 ай бұрын

@@yt_idkmn blud thinks palestine is innocent