WE JUST MET AND KISSED : THE CLOSURE DNA SHOW: S12 Ep 12

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4 ай бұрын

Welcome To The Closure DNA Show
The Platform Of Realities!!!
Season 12 Episode 12 KABWE, ZAMBIA
Paternity DNA Testing
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@aluwanimoyo4093 4 ай бұрын

My biggest observation from this show is that bush porridge is VERY POPULAR 😅

@cleoisaac2140 4 ай бұрын

I'm sure its really nice😂I'm going to try it with my husband one day. We just lock the doors and go to the bush

@rhodanyamande3876 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@julietmataya1093 4 ай бұрын

Yaa neh😂😂😂

@Chakufura 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 bush porridge

@memorymakoni9916 Ай бұрын

Quickie😅

@forogonya-howcometoyou5727 4 ай бұрын

Zikomo kwambiri aBambo Mugabe magwira njito, tifuna mupetuke munainango DNA test result. I love the Zambians, they love us also, and the mother though she had a mix-up she is lovely. Wish her the best.

@ptm8326 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂mukat muvazivise location

@julietchivhanga3054 4 ай бұрын

Your name though

@MosesjoeLungu-tb1ht 4 ай бұрын

Zikomo kwambili bamugabe mwagwila nshinto kwambili tifuna muwele futi kulinainangu dna

@swemarichardmakonope1532 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂Forogonya name for DNA .Bota mother world

@forogonya-howcometoyou5727 4 ай бұрын

I love the language, I stayed on farms and mines with the Nyanja-speaking people and also Zambians from the Copperbelt trained us at some Mine. Thank you for sanitizing my comment. @@MosesjoeLungu-tb1ht

@priscasibangamanzi1348 4 ай бұрын

I'm justing imagning this show ichiitwa muSA gegegegegege😂😂😂 haa inenge iri bata murefu bata mpfupi chokwadi

@edsonmutsinze4781 4 ай бұрын

True kkkk

@deemas2653 4 ай бұрын

Mzansi vanhu vakapaparika ivavo panotorwiwa chete

@kirikrissy9345 4 ай бұрын

Zvaiita wani uthatako

@cynthiabinos8795 4 ай бұрын

Inoitwa wani kuMoja i forgt the name of it bt inoitiswa neuwe muskana so

@violetlittle4893 4 ай бұрын

Iwe kani muno Joni makabaka panotestiwa 30 varume pamwana 1 🎉

@Gracemutobrah 4 ай бұрын

Keep up with your work Tinashe .You are helping everywhere.

@JoyleenSamuriwo-ql1rt 4 ай бұрын

STAY BLESSED MR MUGABE DOING AN AMAZING JOB SIR THANK YOU

@user-dl8uu4vi2u 4 ай бұрын

Tinashe try get someone from Hwange to help with translations, I'm 💯 certain the show will get more Zambian locals as well as Zimbabwean nationals some venecular transcripts into the shows. Hwange is multi language and transactions will get the show more exciting.

@amaitinashe6731 4 ай бұрын

Tsvagai basa mushe

@rutendobako7675 4 ай бұрын

good idea, English limits people to say how they feel, even the Sister if it wasnt English they she cld have said a lot. even fighting the couple as Zimbos do they cld use their language and it will make the show funnie that apa

@priscamazoe694 4 ай бұрын

Dai yaitwa ne English yaibhova ...kamukono ketsambarafuta kaisabuda😂😂😂😂

@memorymazambani8252 4 ай бұрын

we are here

@cc35506 4 ай бұрын

Last time he used translators in Zambia. Its only that these guys said they were ok speaking in English. Otherwise they can use any language they are comfortable with.

@NatashaKahari 4 ай бұрын

umm varikungoti english english murungu wacho ndiyani. musade kungo correct nhema zvitori bho izvozvo

@clemenciasibanda4984 4 ай бұрын

It's because most people fail to fully express themselves in English

@babava2263 4 ай бұрын

Bhoo achiwundura chirungu kudaro. Ibvapo iwe. Munhu ngaaudzwe chokwadi. We are getting injured neChirungu chemufirimu chaanotaura icho.😅😅

@siletamus2016 3 ай бұрын

As Africans, we need to stop that colonial mentality of English reverence. We have accents when we speak English just like the French, the Germans, the Chinese, etc. That's why there are subtitles, and one can easily follow. Stop dowmputting your fellow black people for 'poor English' because it's not their first language.

@TendaiBangamuseve 4 ай бұрын

We thank u Mr Mugabe for another day you added.we really enjoy the show and we are learning a lot

@luwizazuze6477 4 ай бұрын

8😮6y ex es wall 😅😅😅 teeth GG and Ty to ez w by 5 E12 we 3

@pellagiamukora426 4 ай бұрын

Well done Mr Mugabe and DNA team work keep going

@user-rz4xl7kx9r 4 ай бұрын

Mukadzi akapinda muclass hake her english is not that bad though pama results ange achitamba njuga hake but vanhu vekuZambia vane discipline vemukitchen kana kumbo entertainer havo zvirikuitwa dai kuri kwedu dunhu rese kana location yese iripo kuda zvinhu.

@markmax3112 4 ай бұрын

Kuzimbabwe tinounganira anything coz hakuna mabasa we have nothing to do.

@babava2263 4 ай бұрын

Tinashe haazikanwe kuZambia. MuZimbabwe aripopular because of ZBC naBob.

@rutendomapfumo1611 4 ай бұрын

Level rereminding their own bzsn🎉

@cc35506 4 ай бұрын

@@babava2263Chero anything chikaitika ku Zim vanhu vanoungana. Dzimwe nyika noone has time yekumira mira muroad if anything happens chero accident chaiyo. Munhu wese anenge achifunga time ye shift.

@pollerbear2948 4 ай бұрын

English ndo official language of Zambia

@cleoisaac2140 4 ай бұрын

Zambian people are so calm. So far everyone of them that I came across, they're really really calm. Havana kupaparika and I love that about them

@sheillasiboli7697 4 ай бұрын

Not all of them it's just like zim 😅

@rufaromachakaire 4 ай бұрын

haupapariki uchitaura chirungu regai vataure nyanja muone@@sheillasiboli7697

@Karen-fb1yi 4 ай бұрын

English no be your mate 😂😂 l think we should start using English in Zim to avoid fighting ,please Mr Mugabe🙏🏻

@cleoisaac2140 4 ай бұрын

@@Karen-fb1yi what do you mean bra

@rachealpearson8983 4 ай бұрын

Kkkk havana kupaparika sani

@Sports-72428 4 ай бұрын

To us who puts a like ❤before watching s 🥂

@tanyamusaidzi9911 4 ай бұрын

Cheers🤝

@user-xr2gu5ps1u 4 ай бұрын

Cheers

@angelinechitemere635 4 ай бұрын

This was a good show. I enjoyed it. Very calm and clear.

@angelinechitemere635 4 ай бұрын

DNA man, thank you for the historical and background knowledge of the places where you go. It helps us appreciate our country and our neighbours as well. I would recommend that you also give us a brief introduction on the case e.g. "We are here is Binga where the father alleges that the child is not his after the relatives of the mother have bombarded him with demands for maintenance. Whereas the mother of the child has a different view. We are here to find out the truth behind the matter and hopefully bring peace to the parties involved." This can be a separate video that you then slot in like those ads.

@vimbaimushuku4439 4 ай бұрын

Rudo rwekuZambia nderwechokwadi harutaurwe chirungu... Ava ana i love you ava vekwaSadza hehe

@shanegunduza1121 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TendaiMufandaedza-ol1nk 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@marciatafa2660 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 ende futi

@houseoftongaandtumbuka111 4 ай бұрын

K😂😂😂😂😂

@chigogoyeukaiemmaculate2324 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 nhaiweee

@babava2263 4 ай бұрын

7.59 "...where do you really feel that you got injured so much?" 😂😂 Hakuna chirungu chakadaro Tinashe. Siya vanogona chirudzi chavo vapresente. Shongrish unozombhobhaiza.😅

@meridakamdefwele4532 4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@simbarashekunedzimwe1372 4 ай бұрын

It is actually correct English. Please don't publish ignorant bigotry too quickly. I thank you for your patience.

@pm392 4 ай бұрын

plus we understand what he means.@@simbarashekunedzimwe1372

@takudzwamlambi679 4 ай бұрын

After all English is a borrowed language, tisu tega tinosekana kana tatadza. Murungu akatadza anonzi chishona anonzi atadza 🤣🤣🤣

@TonderaiMushore-ue7fb 4 ай бұрын

Kkkkkkkkk ayaaaas

@gwishiripatiepatie3904 4 ай бұрын

Botaa family ahoyiiiii🎉❤

@marvellouschimusaru4813 4 ай бұрын

Us Zimbabweans and Zambians we are one people. Zambians look like us and vice versa. Love you our sisters and brothers

@faraikambarami6779 Күн бұрын

Indeed we are one ... Some of us with one parent from Zim & the other Zambia 🇿🇲🇿🇼. Much love ❤❤❤❤❤

@maishaun7142 4 ай бұрын

Always smartly dressed, nice to see. Respectable to your audience.

@itaimuchingami670 4 ай бұрын

my best show vamugabe motidedza ndizove muturikiri wenyu zambia my second country

@user-bi5lm1kx9n 4 ай бұрын

This should be a show for Zambians, Zimbabweans will read sub titles. It's either Tinashe learns their language or he cohosts it with a Zambian. But if it done in English in Zimbabwe as well then no problem

@cc35506 4 ай бұрын

Zimbabweans watch a lot of Korean films and Indian films and South African films. Thats what subtitles are for. Even Dna show has lots of viewers from other countries.

@user-vx1iz4ef4q 4 ай бұрын

Sit down my friend

@user-vx1iz4ef4q 4 ай бұрын

Chipo uyu anorwara nepfungwa...ngaagare pasi

@timothymuzanenhamo 3 ай бұрын

Pa Zambia pfee DNA man. Keep up Tinashe for the good job you're doing.

@michaelrachoene7078 4 ай бұрын

I love how Zambians ladies are,you found them busy they wll stop for that time,when you are done they continue ❤

@sandraedward7454 4 ай бұрын

Mr mugabe muri chibaba mskukambwe big up

@GraceMapfumo-ep9tx 4 ай бұрын

Mkadzi akaenda kusukuru chiringu anonzwa zvake 🎉🎉🎉 graduate rakatambiswa iri

@memoryncube8391 4 ай бұрын

MaZambian ndomutauro wavanotaura they use English

@babava2263 4 ай бұрын

Same level naTinashe weporridge😅😅

@claramunhu5523 4 ай бұрын

@@babava2263😂😂😂😂😂

@sylviademode4501 4 ай бұрын

ShoEnglish manje - hanzi eating the porridge. Tinashe usadaro.😂😂😂

@rutendosopa6550 4 ай бұрын

Apa murume wacho kuita type yangu chaiyo chaiyo😂😂

@reeghanmakuwerere3707 4 ай бұрын

Aah kana mazogara pane vamwe vanhu vanonakidza wandinakidza wena😂😂😂😂

@rutendosopa6550 4 ай бұрын

@@reeghanmakuwerere3707 😄 🤣 😂 😆

@angiemazorodze57 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TynoeKayz 4 ай бұрын

Jeso😂😂😂😂😂

@rutendomapfumo1611 4 ай бұрын

Hezvoness

@edithgarah3736 4 ай бұрын

Thank you so Mr Mugabe

@user-nf5wg8fh8g 4 ай бұрын

I'm waiting ❤

@thumelos7436 4 ай бұрын

I was wondering what porridge has to do with a DNA case until i read between the lines...😂😂

@gracendidzano1498 4 ай бұрын

Hwaaaa city yandakabarirwa taigara mu mine compound.Munofamba vaMugabe.Twatutela sana.

@mercyme9189 3 ай бұрын

You mean twatotela?

@tafarapaul 4 ай бұрын

The first time not saying muchishona tirikuti baba hamusimi baba vemwana😢

@susanmoyo-tn6nd 4 ай бұрын

Good job we welcome you in Zambia my bro

@claramanyeruke6662 4 ай бұрын

You are looking good in that suit Mr Mugabe.🕴🕴🕴

@takesuresamuneti3682 4 ай бұрын

My seat is always reserved

@sheunesumpofu6466 4 ай бұрын

I love the way how Zambians resolve thr issues.

@ngwiseinyamayaro2432 4 ай бұрын

Thanks again and again Sir for the DNA test

@lucillemukunyadzi6914 4 ай бұрын

Apa Tinashe anga akutaura Shonglish.Where did you get injured?Maybe should have how did you feel when all this was happening with this guy refusing.kkkk chakauya nengarava.Taimbotaurawo tichidaro kuno ku uk but now we have improved. Above we love you Tinashe mugabe. ❤❤❤

@kinduvabigdeal100 4 ай бұрын

injury is a very broad term which can mean anything from physical harm to being wronged.

@goldenceemwanawamaijoze2592 4 ай бұрын

Gegegegegegege Tinashe paakatanga haaa chirungu chaimuremera i am sure akazoita malessons izvezvi zvaananewo... Haaa anombotaura shongrish hake mkomana wekumarokwe marefu uyu😂

@goldenceemwanawamaijoze2592 4 ай бұрын

@@kinduvabigdeal100imbotimirirawo kwaaa injury iinjury shaa😂

@vongaimakanyiremubaiwa9527 4 ай бұрын

Ko kuwachaaa😂😂

@vongaimakanyiremubaiwa9527 4 ай бұрын

Mazimba English is just a language like any other ngatisashorane

@CynthiaMaster-fg2zs 4 ай бұрын

The mother was educated even the way she was speaking in terms of English as compared to the father

@alicemakusha8852 4 ай бұрын

Can't wait

@josh_dat-guy4891 4 ай бұрын

I feel sorry for both of them...they re really cool, l supposed they could make better parents to the child

@thandybhebhe795 4 ай бұрын

Our favourate show to the world❤

@MitchellNyikah-vz8hi 4 ай бұрын

Murume uyu akanaka,,,mai varinani but chirungu variryt shame,,,hauzopihwe zvese zvimwe unozvionera wega

@nelisiwemathe3073 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@user-of2vo1tc9w 4 ай бұрын

Weldon Tinashe ❤

@thestudent2300 4 ай бұрын

I think translator is must here Mr Mugabe, we express ourselves better in African languages

@tarisohuhuyana4981 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂injured mr DNA I need a translator 😅

@edmusariri 4 ай бұрын

Tinashe Mugabe to the world

@user-bk3cd6iv8d 4 ай бұрын

Keep up the good work Mr Mugabe

@ReginaSarudzaiKudzamaoko-bf7rn 4 ай бұрын

The mother was somehow confused pazobuda ma0percent acho agh huye dont sure, anzi how come ini ndakatanga nauyu sei mati haasi wake haaa huyeka

@kudakwashemawire7893 4 ай бұрын

Here we come again ❤

@ngazanamutenda-ee5hf 4 ай бұрын

Waiting for results

@user-xo2wr9mw6m 4 ай бұрын

People stop complaining about their English if you really know the language you will understand them . There is subtitles too

@mercuryjack1502 4 ай бұрын

Hanz Yanga iri nyaya yaiko ..KO vakaitana sei😂😂😂😂ndian wakapomba ..ndazongonzwa Kunz 0% 😂😂😂😂😂

@stellasibanda9739 4 ай бұрын

😅😅😅

@faraimteliso3674 4 ай бұрын

This lady is eloquent

@sallyshiri6128 4 ай бұрын

Keep up the good work Mr Mugabe you are astar

@user-bx9io7nn2u 4 ай бұрын

The DNA man is now international ❤

@josephmusara9163 4 ай бұрын

Tinashe padoko dokooo ati MUCHISHINA NDIRIKUREVA KUTI BABA HAPA CHENYU CHIRIKUWANIKWA MUMWANA kkk. Good show

@AlsonMupfudza 4 ай бұрын

😂😂ini hangu kaa Tinashe ukaenda kuZambia kanziyo kekuti "Haaa Tinashe Mugabe" kanofanirwa kurohwa nelanguage yeku Zambia.....Tonga or Nyanja😂😂😂

@FranceNgorima 4 ай бұрын

Gud nyt team rangu

@cosmasmutsvikiri5292 4 ай бұрын

hwange will definitely provide a translator,

@lindamagadu9685 4 ай бұрын

Am the first bota family

@ousleybennet 4 ай бұрын

International Movement ❤

@leticiandlovu3823 4 ай бұрын

Just waiting to here Botaa in English😂

@user-bv5dv9ge6h 4 ай бұрын

Eishhhh ndarwadziwa veduwee

@memoriesmunetsi2725 4 ай бұрын

At what stage did u get "injured".... I like this new English.... Well done Mr DNA

@patiencetofa7273 4 ай бұрын

Kkk

@rhoynemrwidzai4566 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Ndafa kkkkkk afunga hake neShona

@clairechigwedere6432 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@hilarymupiwa3784 4 ай бұрын

The way the mother maintained her composure is legendary. The alleged father is cool too. They are all as soft as wool. Kudos our lovely neighbors, Zimbabweans love you ❤. I hope the biological father shall be located soon.

@RuthNdawana 4 ай бұрын

Bota family tinoda zvinhu ..takanoti pfeee😂😂😂

@Givedizah 3 күн бұрын

Mazimba mazhinji overthe vamera tokurigwa chirungu ne this couple😂😂.. Chedu ndechekunyora nekugadzirisa ataura..under pressure circumstances ..theee hteee eeee theeee

@user-fy1mi9rf4m 4 ай бұрын

Can you allow us to download it👏

@jennifermushonga6807 4 ай бұрын

Waiting

@gidzawagidzaldo8415 4 ай бұрын

Saka Tinashe you go kuZambi and ask when did you start eating porridge😂. How on earth would they know what you are talking about. Ko kungoti when did you become intimate.

@user-ds4st2qj8o 4 ай бұрын

Keep it up with the work father bota

@carolinezuze5275 4 ай бұрын

Father porridge 😂

@clararity 4 ай бұрын

Even muchirungu minority eating the porridge😂. Munhu akati may I have some porridge ototinah ah be enough, ndikwanire😂

@zolekanncube4872 4 ай бұрын

Tinashe where is your Zambian copresenter😭? That lady made interviews smooth and you making a grand entrance to announce the results😊

@stanfordmakwengwere2008 4 ай бұрын

Bota family is now on another level, kuzvambaradza vanhu ku foreign land

@tatendatapiwazinabwazinabw9350 4 ай бұрын

Allow us to download tinenge tirikubasa Kuma wifi Saka tinenge tichida kuzoonera kumba😢

@Chizvekare87 4 ай бұрын

I second you

@emmanuelmukombe2125 4 ай бұрын

AT what stage did you feel 'injured' . pakaipa apa.. priceless indeed..

@talentn4413 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂....ma1

@annahchivasa9378 4 ай бұрын

Chakauya nengarava

@cathrinejomeya1695 4 ай бұрын

Sample collection 🙌😅😅

@OttilliaDhaimani 4 ай бұрын

By the time Tinashe was asking for the other guy l knew something is wrong.I just think every man is willing to go to DNA even married ones😊😊😊

@ViolaLottering 4 ай бұрын

I'm here for eating the porridge 😅😅😅

@luciasibanda8887 4 ай бұрын

Weldone DNA man

@user-wg7bl2so1x 4 ай бұрын

Big up mr dna man

@ZimcrimesChannel 4 ай бұрын

To all those who appreciate the little history lesson like me!

@chitsidzosamanga6008 4 ай бұрын

what happened to our spoken english in ZIM? it seems our rural was marginalised , i loved how these zambians communicated here despite that background we are seeing.

@ChipoMusekiwa-kc5zu 4 ай бұрын

How do we download

@evelynshumba-ug9cu 4 ай бұрын

We want to download plz

@siletamus2016 3 ай бұрын

Mum was really keen to finish off her washing hey...

@PricillaChidhanguro 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂mr Mugabe 🤣🤣 huyai Ku Capetown pane Vana varikundinetsa Kuti how come to you so

@Loraine887 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂chitoenda unomusiira Tinashe wacho

@user-zh8om2hy3p 4 ай бұрын

Capetown ziyakhala mazero probability 😂😂😂😂😂

@PricillaChidhanguro 4 ай бұрын

Kkkkk handizi kuface bk mazuvaano ndakapinzwa mugate nemahackers

@aimzingoni5382 22 күн бұрын

I hope team DNA has learned to take proper steps where they are doing these programs at other people's premises. Respect parents, respect home owners respect, inform and seek permission from them as they are the local authorities.

@IsraelDzemwa 4 ай бұрын

Tinashee kana uchda kuona kt tokumaka ramba uchratidza vana english botaries ava ooooo newedenga handtambi newe

@user-hz5si1uu3m 4 ай бұрын

Ma videos enyu haachadownloadeki ne wifi sei tovarairwa nei manje

@ruviegoldz 4 ай бұрын

Maiwe zvangu eating the porridge in English

@giftndawana 4 ай бұрын

Well done Sir Mugabe

@user-gn4ln5rg2y 4 ай бұрын

Yoh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 people they are eating porridge , Ummm vakadzi vanonyepa🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 ndaiti ndevedu chete vekuZim

@thandybhebhe795 4 ай бұрын

Injured killed me😂😂😂Tinashe the English ran away😂😂

@gloriagwande5857 4 ай бұрын

Stadium manyama ❤

@malusanews5097 4 ай бұрын

Good show

@tatendammabwe1703 4 ай бұрын

I like this lady

@user-zh8om2hy3p 4 ай бұрын

No one is taking about the humbleness of Tynash Tinashe Mugabe kubva pasofa to bhenji😂😂😂 murume uyuka Mwari amukomborere he must be our president anyway let me go deep into this case😂😂😂😂

@taltait1736 4 ай бұрын

Aaaaahhh kuita mumwe President anonzi Mugabe futi?!! I think the Mugabes are not good as Presidents, they excel in Bota business 😂😂😂😂