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@fatboy38742 жыл бұрын
Yes 100% it's weird af at an event I wait till I go home cause fuck being that close
@bigelmaster48642 жыл бұрын
Yes 100 percent
@skotttownzend51702 жыл бұрын
Already sub with bell on. Now to my comment! Normal heterosexual guy: Yeah nah I'm never going to the bathroom with other guys. I'm allergic to other male genitalia. If that's the only kind of bathroom present I'm just gonna hold it or piss on a tree.
@SheshadriK-os2du2 жыл бұрын
@@skotttownzend5170 I would be go to the loo within a flash
@michaelbush13742 жыл бұрын
I think this guy is slightly exaggerating it. I don't stand in front of a urinal directly next to another dude if I don't have to. But if I have to it's not really a big deal. I'm slightly more annoyed if I get the little person urinal. I don't really have an answer for why 😂 I just don't want the child's urinal. The worst is actually when you have some old guy groaning and moaning when he's letting it rip. That's always weird and uncomfortable.
@TheHarrie932 жыл бұрын
There's no thinking involved, it's just instinct.
@microcolonel2 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY.
@Dark_33332 жыл бұрын
Yep
@brucemaximus37972 жыл бұрын
No thoughts, head empty. The universe guides me to the correct urinal.
@wuulfgaarth71862 жыл бұрын
@@brucemaximus3797 Amen to that
@makarel2 жыл бұрын
Ong
@aboxthatdrools Жыл бұрын
*If there's three urinals, there's two urinals.*
@endersword516 Жыл бұрын
or 1
@thex3van Жыл бұрын
@@endersword516if someone makes a bad decision then yea
@wastelandlegocheem Жыл бұрын
If one dickbag goes for middle, there is 1
@thex3van Жыл бұрын
@@FunkyLemon bro if the edges are filled you take a stall or wait u never go in the middld
@Nyted Жыл бұрын
I take the middle
@DaLump89Ай бұрын
Always go to the one furthest from anyone. If a dude comes up right next to you, unless there’s no other option, you know he’s a weirdo.
@bmorg5190Ай бұрын
For some reason this just gives me nightmare flashbacks of back in elementary school.. always that one kid or a couple that would.. you know.. have that s*** down to his ankles.. 😐😆
@TenebrisSolАй бұрын
@@bmorg5190bro one I saw one kid not even pull them back up till he washed his hands, freaky ah
@stegmannboy1527 күн бұрын
i saw a fully empty urinal place with the exeption of one man(there were 5 urinals) a guy comes up and takes the one rigth besides the first guy who was all the way to the side
@brianclemetson878127 күн бұрын
😂😂 or if it's a football game?!? Then there's no option at times😂
@DaLump8927 күн бұрын
@@brianclemetson8781 that’s why i said if there is no other option.
@chrisobber5604Ай бұрын
Easy to laugh when you all have your own quiet box to go pee into.
@Skelebones-VRАй бұрын
TRUE
@liannapfister8255Ай бұрын
There’s nothing quiet about it
@cerealkilleryt28 күн бұрын
You forget that us guys have that option too.
@brainless_furry15 күн бұрын
@@cerealkilleryt yes but we don't do it in case somebody comes in an needs to take a poopoo
@jondoe3844 күн бұрын
Is she a cat or something?
@djmac2062 жыл бұрын
That last one is a, "Nevermind imma use the bathroom stalls."
@plupster2 жыл бұрын
Legittt
@Blazedreptile2 жыл бұрын
This is the only correct answer for any stage past level 1
@djmac2062 жыл бұрын
@@Blazedreptile fr
@shaggy48992 жыл бұрын
I use the toilet to pee as a male. I literally can not pee under the "pressure" of someone next to me. It doesn't happen
@Vo1c32 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s ahh yeah
@aidancampbell7935 Жыл бұрын
Every man will answer exactly as this man has done.
@asymsolutions Жыл бұрын
I don't, my choice is always either right next to someone to make it awkward if they are the only one there, or just to take the shortest one incase someone vertically challenged come in right after me. Also stare them right in the eyes and assert dominance when you pee.
@aidancampbell7935 Жыл бұрын
@@asymsolutions This is the true sigma male response. Pee in close proximity to assert your dominance.
@rivahoff Жыл бұрын
Nah I just pee mindlessly.
@mjshortstay609 Жыл бұрын
Apart from the first one, no need to go all the way to the right, as long as there is at least one person gap then all good
@123ADITYABAGARIA Жыл бұрын
Actually m one of those ppl who would go to the stall on the last one
@it_Nexus562Ай бұрын
4 and 5 are just, "fuck it, im going to the stalls."
@jasonfitzpatrick75102 ай бұрын
Thank you for reminding us that women can possibly be so fun to talk to.
@Trenton-om9qs Жыл бұрын
We aren't taught this. It's just instinct
@brianr5919 Жыл бұрын
100%
@CedricOfCanterbury_real Жыл бұрын
That's fax, no printer
@kalebturner Жыл бұрын
She has the same turtle beach headset as me
@blacky8987 Жыл бұрын
damn thanls god im not the only one who thinks all that no one teach me that too
@BlueT521 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@Perryhartley2 жыл бұрын
That last one is a, "nevermind I don't actually need to go"
@lovelyasshole172 жыл бұрын
**Oh great the stall opened up..😅**
@Burn_Angel2 жыл бұрын
And the fourth too.
@iamkuroi_kumar68092 жыл бұрын
Fr lol
@tonyanthony51052 жыл бұрын
Or You’re gay
@darmbains97272 жыл бұрын
I just wait till fuckers are done
@briankinsey333910 күн бұрын
lvl 5 you hold it until somebody leaves
@peaceka2 ай бұрын
my shy bladder is either waiting for the restroom to be empty or looking for an open stall
@darkbringer14402 жыл бұрын
This is 100% accurate but usually you don't "think" about it, you just instinctively move to the correct spot. Like water taking the shortest route down.
@spudbencer71792 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@rhuet402 жыл бұрын
@Len Zert lies there’s always that one guy who’s apparently never learned this skill and goes right next to you
@Domab.2 жыл бұрын
@@rhuet40 so true
@lancerischar41652 жыл бұрын
Truth
@jackbuendgen3892 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have said it better
@imnotyourbuddyguy97132 жыл бұрын
100% true this is EXACTLY what i think about as a guy.
@GeneralTen_2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@AmenChildOfGod2 жыл бұрын
On god
@pabloevuu52322 жыл бұрын
Me too dude 😂
@bradenpstasny34772 жыл бұрын
Same here
@erik55suyama2 жыл бұрын
It’s coded in our dna 😂
@ii_MnBCT2 ай бұрын
Protect this woman at all costs.
@Agnos152 ай бұрын
Why
@ii_MnBCT2 ай бұрын
@@Agnos15 She’s thinking about the most unusual things, and how it can actually be the case and needs to be thought about, that’s why
@Agnos152 ай бұрын
@@ii_MnBCT so that's the reason you want to protect her?
@ii_MnBCT2 ай бұрын
@@Agnos15Bro did you not read my comment ??
@Agnos152 ай бұрын
@@ii_MnBCT I mean this was the ONLY reason to protect her??
@RandomMackem00697 күн бұрын
There’s no thinking, it’s simply mutual respect
@peanutofficial232 жыл бұрын
"Do men actually take this seriously?" Yes. Yes we do
@jeremystrickland96842 жыл бұрын
Yes
@DG3X.2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@microwave74612 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Awesome_17892 жыл бұрын
Definitely agreed
@mrdominator56362 жыл бұрын
Yes
@benisgonefishing4052 жыл бұрын
As a male viewer I can certify that this is 100% accurate.
@mrlolmaster10192 жыл бұрын
Brett and everyone involved in this channel and the viewers are all men, were all sick cants if we want to be brah, we all got a bit of zyzz in us
@landonv86412 жыл бұрын
I can confirm that the last 3 you simply wait for an opening
@adamvongphakdy94972 жыл бұрын
Yup
@LindseyDisney2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they should put separators in between the urinals.
@Joreel2 жыл бұрын
@@LindseyDisney they use to have those, but they removed them a decade ago in most bathrooms. Now all we can do it stare at the wall to avoid accidental peeks 😵
@EyedCrownАй бұрын
No thinking is pure instinct
@donuts_664 күн бұрын
Sambucha and Brett is something we needed to see
@Gallentecitizen12 жыл бұрын
"Is that something you guys have to actually think about?" Not really, it's second nature.
@IsraelCountryCube2 жыл бұрын
shes stupid so she wouldnt know
@theonethatgotaway34752 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@joefitz29382 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@KingChristensen2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@mweeb75732 жыл бұрын
It is our instinct
@SoulFistGaming Жыл бұрын
That last one is an immediate "use the stalls" moment
@DTrumpWon2024 Жыл бұрын
very true especially when there is only 2 urinals lol
@Redditor6079 Жыл бұрын
But then you realize all the stalls are being blown up by contractors. Nothing like the morning shits.
@chiefgilray Жыл бұрын
And have a nice sit down pee
@bojovnik6310 Жыл бұрын
The last one is for me to wait for one or 2 to leave or go to the stalls if one is available
@JustinCloete-JB Жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t even be looking at the urinal if the stalls were open
@SmashClash1232 ай бұрын
This is so true, it's a no brainer 😂
@baDWolf_7527 күн бұрын
If the only option left is the short one, you hold it and go later
@jaychristensen76018 ай бұрын
He's forgetting the "leave and try again later" option.
@Glitch-Out8 ай бұрын
Bro 😂
@JoaoSoares-rs6ec8 ай бұрын
If possible
@milton77638 ай бұрын
True. And the ‘obstinately waiting for the stall’ option - even if it appears the guy currently in there has passed out
@SA-xf1eb8 ай бұрын
There's gotta be a tree around somewhere
@zachbase11248 ай бұрын
BINGO
@rasheed97052 жыл бұрын
It gets more complicated when there's a short urinal, it fucks up the algorithm.
@anml99622 жыл бұрын
That's funny
@matthewsawford2 жыл бұрын
I always use the shorter urinals because they're clearly put lower to accommodate the bigger man. 💪🏻
@Meithighs2 жыл бұрын
Short urinals mean i piss everywhere... im 6'4 and something goes wrong at this juncture
@Meithighs2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewsawford you mean theyre for toddlers
@justjabari64302 жыл бұрын
@@Meithighs Hello my fellow tall person, we are about same height( I’m a little taller than you tho, I’m 6’5). This is a random question, but do you also suffer from having gigantic feet like me?
@bengalbrown2834Ай бұрын
Yep this is a thing. 100% agreed with this guys logic on every level. On rare occasion you get a weird one who doesn’t follow the unspoken rules tho. Like tf you doing man?!😂
@King_Astro743Ай бұрын
It’s just instinct. I tried to explain this to my younger sisters and they were so lost 😂😂
@izzy54152 жыл бұрын
"If there are 2 urinals, there's 1 urinal" -me
@Mathematica_EtHistoria2 жыл бұрын
If there 5 theres actually 2 or 3
@Machineheadtim2 жыл бұрын
Unless there is a good divider(s) there is only a fraction of the amount of urinals
@SmileWideBuddy2 жыл бұрын
"If there are 100 urinals, there are 50 urinals"
@spiderymantis42262 жыл бұрын
The schools 3 urinal setup it something else, don't wanna be caught lacking in the gay one
@mickvaulsack2 жыл бұрын
If theres no urinals pee in the toilet
@chinuaachebe68602 жыл бұрын
When the bathrooms empty and some dude uses the urinal right next to you Me: wtf's this guys problem?
@JonyMSalomon2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, bruh moment xd
@feelcollins43582 жыл бұрын
He wants to see your chin-chin.
@francisbaxter46632 жыл бұрын
People I work with think it’s cool to chat when they pull this.
@jhoover87342 жыл бұрын
I assume Meat Gazer and shield appropriately
@jackie_stones2 жыл бұрын
Lol, yep.
@SigmaChinfortnite-ln2uu2 ай бұрын
We act quicker than we think
@CrimzinEclipse2010Ай бұрын
A lot of women don’t realize that this behavior comes directly from the fact that there’s very minimal levels of privacy when it comes to urinals. You don’t get to be closed off entirely from others while using a urinal like you would with your own stall. So, men instead developed these social norms while using urinals to maximize as much personal space for everyone involved, in order to make up for the lack of privacy.
@Kjf365Ай бұрын
And these rules tend to be relaxed a ton if there are walls between them. Still not going right next to someone if there's others available, but not waiting if there's nowhere else to go.
@Rowan4Christ7 ай бұрын
When there are dividers, the rules still apply
@The_ex-atheistwk6tv7 ай бұрын
Yes! Women don't realize that this is what us straight men do. I believe normal gay men respect the urinal rules. If a family member is going pee, you wait for them to finish before you go.
@Xerox5947 ай бұрын
Right cus its not about seeing anything, it's just about how close you are to someone when peeing
@jameswest92617 ай бұрын
I'm confused, I thought today's ladies room had urinals? For those "LADIES" who still stand to piss.
@charlie83447 ай бұрын
@@jameswest9261it's for their sons lol
@SlRNIGHTINGALE7 ай бұрын
Yup
@ramonlgarcia90362 ай бұрын
It's not really a test for men. It's just instinct.
@respectkindness-oj6xz2 ай бұрын
level 4 at the edge is which is closer to the door to run out of the room
@user-pu9ym3bc9fАй бұрын
It’s just taking the path of least resistance, just like driving a car in traffic.
@GreenDriveIndiaАй бұрын
Men instinct
@welewele7284Ай бұрын
avoid incident like get some piss from other man
@dondonsvids241Ай бұрын
If its available always go to corner
@dantehernandez783929 күн бұрын
You go in and the instincts take control immediately
@J1mmyth3g06t-fn1zk27 күн бұрын
There’s a video where there’s three urinals and the guy looking at it says fuck it we’re all going to the same one😂😂😂😂😂
@BushcraftingBogan Жыл бұрын
Yes. This is Bro Code Etiquette. I'll also add, "No Talking" and "Eyes forward at all times".
@sonorangaming449 Жыл бұрын
Depends on your job. In the military, we had no issues talking at the urinals.
@cpmow831 Жыл бұрын
@@sonorangaming449 also, NO TALKING
@joaquimmatabelejr3074 Жыл бұрын
HAND COVER......
@mrspicolli Жыл бұрын
@@alfredo2506 yeah, to simplify that choice I always take a step backwards first. Then it doesn’t matter as much Which way you turn it’s more about Is anyone in your path on one side or the other. 🤗
@mrbojangles4155 Жыл бұрын
And NO SHAKING
@jere11244 ай бұрын
Level 5: wait until someone is done
@lucascunningham2423 ай бұрын
Nah that’s a beta move. Real men grit their teeth and rub shoulders if they have no other choice.
@tdawg68773 ай бұрын
@@lucascunningham242exactly what I was gonna say. Plus, if at a packed sports game, you can always yell “stop meat gazing” at the guy next to you. It’s even funnier if the guy is your friend. Always gets a big laugh.
@Benni-BloodRain3 ай бұрын
Or go into a cabin 😊
@anthonytaylor75903 ай бұрын
Must have a minimum of one urinal space between user's
@ritzyllama3 ай бұрын
it doesnt even indicate if stalls are available.... questionerre results prove inconclusive yet again
@Mithrandir-4202 ай бұрын
This is 1,000% correct. Every man deals with this.
@Based_CapitalistАй бұрын
When you get all answers correct without thinking you own you share something in common.
@jlawson7204 Жыл бұрын
Always stare at the person next to you to establish dominance.
@ch42zyb0y Жыл бұрын
XD
@everythingellieandaustinse6068 Жыл бұрын
o god 👀
@isopodslug6365 Жыл бұрын
Lmao XD
@stefanopatsiuras2838 Жыл бұрын
🤣 That's creepy, just do yours and go wash yer hands and fck off from the room
@bobobob5108 Жыл бұрын
I hate u creeps.
@christ-abel87742 жыл бұрын
"Do men really think this way??" No, we don't think about this, we're built to do it on Ultra Instinct mode.
@aengusdedanann1812 жыл бұрын
urinal instinct mode?
@christ-abel87742 жыл бұрын
@@aengusdedanann181 Very good one lol
@christ-abel87742 жыл бұрын
@@rymanshroomzorz you said a mouthful 😁
@over9000optimally2 жыл бұрын
Dragonball Super. Hell yeah.
@atmosphericpressure35602 жыл бұрын
Some still get it wrong🤦🏾♂️
@montvilleoАй бұрын
This is exactly how I would approach each situation.... uncanny !
@emkayr68662 ай бұрын
I couldn't have arranged that better😂. This is 1000% what goes through every man's mind
@63brennan Жыл бұрын
The other rule is 100% no talking. Ever. A men's room is silent as the grave. If you do have to communicate something, it is done in silence with a series of head nods and facial expressions.
@mr.smitty1993 Жыл бұрын
If a sound is to be uttered, it’s a simple “whew!” to acknowledge that someone really stank it up.
@nic5250 Жыл бұрын
Nah that’s silly, if you hold the door open for me imma say thank you or whatever 😂
@YT_OGViewer Жыл бұрын
It’s either that or a complete shit show. I was in New Orleans at Bourbon St bar and there weren’t separate urinals but a single trough. One guy came in, went next to his friend and said “is that all you’re working with?” Everyone else in there started dying laughing
@morgand3618 Жыл бұрын
lol the women's room gets loud especially at schools
@YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff Жыл бұрын
At my church, the ladies room is where all the old ladies gossip and me and my friends talk about how “Helen’s high heels made her skirt WAY too short”
@DemoDick1 Жыл бұрын
It’s called urinal etiquette. And it’s important.
@SMGlama Жыл бұрын
YES
@mycroft162 ай бұрын
The foundation of civilization is literally built upon this. If the men's room fails, society falls.
@Rybay18 күн бұрын
You don’t even think about it, you just know the correct choice when you see it
@LostStone234-di2vi19 күн бұрын
This is the way. Where my boys at 👇
@ballybunion9 Жыл бұрын
The interesting thing is: no one taught us to do this. We all just figured it out instinctively.
@noeplug6953 Жыл бұрын
True
@MrMetra101 Жыл бұрын
Almost guaranteed rooted in elementary school
@GengUpinIpin Жыл бұрын
@@MrMetra101 the place where you learn things by yourself without any teachers or parents The restrooms i mean
@andreiwindstorm Жыл бұрын
Yes, through intelligence and wisdom 😂
@Spud500 Жыл бұрын
I just realized that, I think it's just experience
@Smiley-of2jh2 жыл бұрын
*There are three urinals* Insane guy: *goes in the middle* Next guy: “Oh that son of a-“
@parkerschindel35062 жыл бұрын
Lol this is so true. I usually wait so that I'm not next to anyone, and when someone takes the middle of the three urinals, me and another few guys just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to do.
@Ghost-bk1mo2 жыл бұрын
*asserts dominance by taking middle*
@nuclearpotato2512 жыл бұрын
Yeah if the urinals are full I just use the toilet
@redox-jg3gu2 жыл бұрын
Yea we do lol
@sequinmichellefootdoggy6222 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@lumpyfishgravy20 күн бұрын
Lad's overthinking it. We all got the same equipment.
@scottyg765Ай бұрын
Never go shoulder to shoulder, you learn that it's not taught. This video is 💯% accurate lol 😅
@aboxthatdrools Жыл бұрын
"Is that something you guys have to actually think about?" No, everything was already calculated the moment we enter the restroom.
@kalvonlaas1977 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@blakdrago7202 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@anuaracevedo9051 Жыл бұрын
It's called instinct
@ChickFenwick Жыл бұрын
Why do men think they're special? As a woman I would instinctively not go into a stall right next to an occupied stall, if there are other stalls available. Again, just instinct. (Also there's a chance that Dylan Mulvaney could be in there.)
@jdminn4 Жыл бұрын
@Fenwick Chick Lucky you have individual stalls. Try doing your biz, standing up, holding your pants up, getting jostled by some random dude(s). Much more enjoyable in winter, with all those extra layers. He didn't mention two other considerations: keep grip side free if possible, and if have to wedge in, try to do it next to narrowest dude(s).
@scottgoldfarb95 Жыл бұрын
Women always have to go to the bathroom as a group. Men want to be as far away from one another as humanly possible. We are not the same
@jedaiahward6781 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@BOG0690 Жыл бұрын
Why do women have to shìt collectively in a group stall ?
@crackheadadventures Жыл бұрын
I'm a girl and I agree with y'all, going to the bathroom with others is the worst. I needed to use the bathroom and so some girl I barely know followed me and hovered outside the stall bc "we should go together!!"
@hassanakhter6120 Жыл бұрын
Yeah! because we guys, if we are too close we just start comparing our sizes
@lilchristuten7568 Жыл бұрын
@@hassanakhter6120 Ok what? That's just disturbing, I've been right next to other men at the urinal and comparing sizes has never been on my mind, I mostly think about how much better I feel to be emptying my bladder, sometimes I think about the splash from the urinal and sometimes I think about the disgustingness and the nonsense of people not flushing before they leave because anyone can just come by and scoop up their urine and frame them for crimes.
@dqixsoss7436Ай бұрын
Honestly the soft singing of numbers up and down was SOOO calming. Would love to see more of that :D
@mountainmgtow54212 ай бұрын
No, female Ben Shapiro, men do not think about this.
@WalkinChristum2 жыл бұрын
As man, I can confirm that this is 100% true, it's like playing 7d chess
@puest-uo4lr2 жыл бұрын
I HAVE AIDS
@FlashArc2 жыл бұрын
1 comment , but where's the comment??? Is it hidden????
@YoPierre12 жыл бұрын
Yes but the later stages I would just wait unless I am about to piss my pants tw
@zermon_ghostyt40602 жыл бұрын
Yes about 7ds in the room for sure
@nutsbdragon92922 жыл бұрын
Sucks when theres only 6 and its after break or lunch at work.
@Goat.Herder Жыл бұрын
And if you HAVE to pee next to someone there is an unspoken rule. You do not, under any circumstances, look away from the wall in front of you 😐
@rebeccahherdener2068 Жыл бұрын
"keep your eyes up and center".
@TNTz1ooChannel Жыл бұрын
Eyes up. I don't even want to see any eye contact
@ViPro2023 Жыл бұрын
Wait... I thought the rule was to make eye contact and smile.
@Goat.Herder Жыл бұрын
@@ViPro2023 Ah, you mean smile and wink 😂
@TJ-en5kt Жыл бұрын
tf🤣
@martinboyle91632 ай бұрын
Dude hit it perfectly. It's exactly how we men think.
@01MorFy8 күн бұрын
NO SAUSAGES AROUND ME !! NO SIR!! 😂😂😂😂. That's not a frekin' sausage PARTY!! 😂😂😂
@alexeiutgoff79552 жыл бұрын
Bringing up the real topics. The struggles we go through.
@yeetproductionsbah38092 жыл бұрын
This is the Cleveland Show
@its-me-here2 жыл бұрын
All this happens subconsciously. Never thought about it before ... but it's true. Even outside I stay a certain distance from others.
@jaimieweisbergthehippo42 жыл бұрын
the army and military who are killed everyday and get only 1 day and a month thats not even known:
@noskalborg7232 жыл бұрын
Do you mean: "No matter how you jiggle No matter how you dance; The last few drops will always end up Right inside your pants."? If so, there's a solution: "So grab some paperproduct, To give your tip a squeeze. So when you zip you don't end up with urine to your knees."
@StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz2 жыл бұрын
Stall all the way
@kerbylumod81362 жыл бұрын
Level 5: *go's to the stall locked the door and pee in the toilet*
@imanjx29142 жыл бұрын
Ah yes...this is it
@potatoguy54282 жыл бұрын
Yes
@miketuckerman52 жыл бұрын
Stall etiquette around here seems to be that you don’t need to worry about the toilet. The floor is fine.
@Nick-Bel2 жыл бұрын
I do that in every Level
@ultrax50832 жыл бұрын
@@Nick-Bel same i don’t feel comfortable in those urinals
@vanillabean41733 күн бұрын
I feel like this is me trying to decide what treadmill to use at the gym 🤣
@RyderDK2 ай бұрын
We don't think about it, we just do it.
@thycheeselord1552 жыл бұрын
"Is this what men actually do" Yes it's life or death 💀
@nabeelnitro64472 жыл бұрын
Who's looking at whose
@harshpatel63762 жыл бұрын
@NabeelNitro There will be one who will push us 😶
@castleromeo31502 жыл бұрын
It's a serious business
@bread59872 жыл бұрын
Its All About Spacing
@bobby_hill83572 жыл бұрын
The guys who mess the system up are the worst
@gnosticnomad83899 ай бұрын
The last one is called checkmate
@mmmaclovin8 ай бұрын
Go to stall
@wightboy123458 ай бұрын
Actually played a flash game version of this and the answer for one level was to click the door and leave.
@nationalsocialism35048 ай бұрын
Just take the open leftside, so you can oiss holding with your right hand without someone there. It's less than ideal but not that big of deal... like when pissing at a trough
@eugeneshek71738 ай бұрын
Go wash hands and hopefully the right combination forms.
@Retroraubradio6 күн бұрын
This is accurate. And if you shake it more than once, then you are playing with it. Keep it moving.
@KimJuliano-j4e8 күн бұрын
There's a hack, pretend you are calling someone and when someone leaves take their place😂😂😂
@CrowFuu2 жыл бұрын
Level 100: "Piss on the biggest guy to establish dominance."
@metas17792 жыл бұрын
Power move
@deicide77512 жыл бұрын
damn bro im gonna try this so I can become an alpha
@hiddenrambo3282 жыл бұрын
Consciousness Level 0 achieved after biggest guy turns around.
@daxidol14472 жыл бұрын
Risky move if they're into it.
@allmight81272 жыл бұрын
This caught me off gaurd hahah I was reading it so casually then bam! biggest guy, dominance
@TheRealPaul_Morphy9 ай бұрын
It's not something that men consciously think about, but it is something that all men intuitively understand.
@darrennew82118 ай бұрын
I did this test a while ago with my wife looking over my shoulder, and she was astounded I could get all the answers right and she didn't even know it's a question.
@nickchalmers90008 ай бұрын
Not all men. The number of men i have had stand at the urinal right mext to mine, when all the rest are empty, and then start talking to me is insane. I can't fathom how they don't understand that you don't talk to a guy who has his dick in his hand especially when you also have your dick in your hand.
@IcemanDevil668 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@TopicsofinterestEL16 күн бұрын
Using bathroom stalls feels like 'We lost the war'
@Banthah11 күн бұрын
There’s nothing quite like being stood next to another bloke, pissing in plain view, eyes straight at all times!!!
@Tony523082 жыл бұрын
1000% accurate. Men everyday make this calculation in less than a second.
@joud14362 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 i don’t know why this so funny
@that_one_kid42802 жыл бұрын
As a woman I already knew this but idk how I know 🤨
@FlashArc2 жыл бұрын
This is why men are better, no task can't be broken down and explained, and the calculations done quickly and efficiently.
@GingyNinjyy2 жыл бұрын
Imagine as a girl, there are toilets with no walls, that are within inches of one another. You would 100% have the same thoughts
@IDontDoDrumCovers2 жыл бұрын
Yeah women would think the same thing if they were in the same situation. How many people use self serve machines so they don't have to interact with people? And people will go for ones that aren't close to each other unless they don't have any other option. So it's not just a going to the toilet thing.
@i_exist18722 жыл бұрын
yeah
@yurimaximus65282 жыл бұрын
this women is just reinforcing difference between men and women, totally unnecessary 😢
@eddiewinehosen66652 жыл бұрын
@@yurimaximus6528 WomAn* Just as it is MAN=singular, MEN=Plural it's woMAN=singular, woMEN=plural.
@watyer21912 жыл бұрын
Ikr I thought that it’s like not that hard to put yourself in the shoes of the guys lol
@romeshjulian2002Ай бұрын
in school I always go to the corner one if it's occupied I wait until the zone clears
@user-eu7sp9ig8wАй бұрын
This goes out the window at halftime at stadiums
@bylebree48422 жыл бұрын
Level 5 is definitely a “Yeah I’ll come back later”
@dfor2 жыл бұрын
Use the stall
@kennis_da_goat67062 жыл бұрын
@@dfor it don’t feel right💀
@Jumpman672 жыл бұрын
yup. look for a stall.
@panthernos2 жыл бұрын
Or wash your hands and hope one clears out
@viciousimpaler2 жыл бұрын
Exactly 💀
@heroicsquirrel31952 жыл бұрын
This is accurate af, there’s no awkwardness or anything it’s just about privacy and respect
@budoshi19812 жыл бұрын
Exactly.. common sense.
@isaiahquinones2952 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed
@rumhave96322 жыл бұрын
Even if there are privacy panels, we still do this.
@redpenguinmining92162 жыл бұрын
Guys who don't follow this are sus af
@heroicsquirrel31952 жыл бұрын
@@rumhave9632 of course
@andydorman2119Ай бұрын
YES!!! And, a coworker of mine once DEMANDED "no talking in the bathroom!".
@obiesieadibuah4438Ай бұрын
Yes, we definitely do have to think about this
@DeepSpaceNinja2 жыл бұрын
Also no eye contact, you look straight ahead. No talking but whistling is fine.
@waterdamnaged2 жыл бұрын
No. Absolute Silence. The whistler is a distraction.
@Guitarisforgrins2 жыл бұрын
No talking? I can tell you've never been out to a bar in your life.
@crealkillr2 жыл бұрын
I would say just pee and get out. I dont want to breath that toxic air any longer than i have to. I wouldnt whistle
@willek13352 жыл бұрын
@@Guitarisforgrins I can tell you've never been to the internet before.
@Guitarisforgrins2 жыл бұрын
@@willek1335 Oh really? How's that exactly?
@thatonetimeatbandcamp2 жыл бұрын
There's also the "Do I risk jail time for pissing in a bush?" mentality.
@toddpacker10152 жыл бұрын
You never piss if there are lights go into the darkness
@matthewleibfred7602 жыл бұрын
as a kid, i did this all the time. As an adult ill never do this again
@toddpacker10152 жыл бұрын
@@matthewleibfred760 Everyone will do it if the need is high enough
@joez.27942 жыл бұрын
@@toddpacker1015 Don't forget to cover/remove reflective clothing (i.e., your VEST). Also, you a big William Hung fan Todd?
@dperson65572 жыл бұрын
Hell, done it, I say Go for Broke.
@OGJessie2 ай бұрын
And he passed flawlessly
@BBallerShortsАй бұрын
I watched that video, and as a male I can confirm it is true, we get weirded out when a random middle aged dude comes next to us
@flag8orfan62 Жыл бұрын
It’s called the “bro code”. You never stand next to another man while pissing unless it’s an emergency or you’re at a ballpark and there’s a thousand guys waiting.
@jaidenbrink Жыл бұрын
I went to an event one time, forget if it was a ballgame or a concert…but there was a huge line and there wasn’t any urinals, just a big trough to piss in. It was one of the weirdest/worst experiences of my life, cause there were so many people waiting to pee that each position of the trough had a line in the restroom. Shudder.
@obsidianet Жыл бұрын
@@jaidenbrinkI was just going to say the trough. The last time I used one, I swore I pissed all over myself but apparently not.
@davidt1621 Жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention that if a guy in front of you walks up to a urinal, that factors into the decision, because he will most likely take longer to finish than anyone next to him.
@TheWutangclan1995 Жыл бұрын
@@jaidenbrinkI’ll take that over other countries I’ve been to. China has theirs bolted on the floor. Can’t imagine we swap our bathroom format with them, where everyone’s 🍆 is out like knights at the round table. Or someone misses and causes someone to slip.
@zack9777 Жыл бұрын
@@jaidenbrinksoilder field or wrigley?
@firefightszz2 жыл бұрын
When there’s a level 5 situation, switch to the stall for maximum privacy.
@roberthastings59692 жыл бұрын
But people think you’re taking a shit in a public bathroom which is maximum persecution lol
@webguy9432 жыл бұрын
@@roberthastings5969 who gives a sh*t
@firefightszz2 жыл бұрын
@@roberthastings5969 I don’t care lol
@roberthastings59692 жыл бұрын
@@firefightszz fair lmao
@himwhoisnottobenamed54272 жыл бұрын
I do that shit too.
@rKIMestry22 күн бұрын
As a woman I wait for every other lady to leave the restroom lol
@justv75362 ай бұрын
He actually failed that last one, the correct answer is to glance at the stalls to see if one is unlocked, go in there, and wait for everyone else to leave so you can get optimal positioning.
@BackyardBeatings6 ай бұрын
Is that how it works? Yes Do we think about it? No
@calebwalters18695 ай бұрын
👍
@user-cq6np9xu8j5 ай бұрын
It’s like breathing it just happens 😂
@Skeptic895 ай бұрын
@@user-cq6np9xu8jyou right lol
@Kirkintop5 ай бұрын
W comment
@davidperkins67525 ай бұрын
this!
@kperson45608 ай бұрын
Also don't talk to me. It's bad enough I'm in a public restroom
@jamesdalton30828 ай бұрын
Once had a guy next to me introduce himself and TRY TO SHAKE MY HAND! I just looked at his hand and said, "DUDE, NO!"
@Light_Of_Elohim8 ай бұрын
@jamesdalton3082 Haha, he was trolling.
@timesthree57578 ай бұрын
Hi, how you doing. How's it hanging.
@aagupta80748 ай бұрын
😂😂😂@@timesthree5757
@milton77638 ай бұрын
There’s a video by Aba & Preach with them commenting on a video by a transman complaining about not knowing how lonely life is for men. She talks about it being normal for women to talk in the rest room. Not so for men…💀💀💀
@lukessportsacademyАй бұрын
Level 5 = bathroom stall for me or…”I don’t actually have to pee”
@CallanElliottАй бұрын
"That makes more sense." She gets it lmao.
@LastGunslinger1 Жыл бұрын
Very real, the other rule is no verbal communication whatsoever.
@chainuser1774 Жыл бұрын
Yes. It irritates me when men don't follow urinal etiquette. You always wonder what happened in there life to lead them in that misguided direction.
@GrosvnerMcaffrey Жыл бұрын
One time a guy farted next to me and i said "gesuntdheit" and he thanked me
@fnowat Жыл бұрын
I feel that words are only acceptable at the sink, post movement
@TELBOYO10 Жыл бұрын
Definitely no eye contact
@jakecollin5499 Жыл бұрын
I only talk when someone looks really uncomfortable just to really layer on the awkwardness
@Phinsup-mw2cn20 күн бұрын
DONT BREAK BRO CODE
@user-qk5eq6um6lАй бұрын
Whenever there's a crowd, I just pee in the sink.
@PeterTheBoredOne Жыл бұрын
Roses are red, I need to make a call, No matter how many urinals are free, I'm going to a stall
@PAKallman Жыл бұрын
LMAO bruh
@lukemcfarlane4774 Жыл бұрын
same haha
@BlueBlacy Жыл бұрын
Roses are red Violets are blue If there no stalls What will you do?
@nicks3766 Жыл бұрын
@@BlueBlacy find a different bathroom haha
@PeterTheBoredOne Жыл бұрын
@@BlueBlacy Roses are red, Violets are blue, If there are no stalls Imma hold in my pee or poo
@josephcantarelli7040 Жыл бұрын
As a proud member of the male community, this is a no-brainer, just basic instinct. Social distancing never ends for men.
@DracoPadilla Жыл бұрын
Damn you tried to steal the top comment too? You all are goofy.
@josephcantarelli7040 Жыл бұрын
@𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖔 𝕻𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖆 it's still a fact, my g. Now kindly shut up and go complain somewhere else.
@Eric2XD Жыл бұрын
@@DracoPadilla ah yes. Cause using the word instinct automatically means he copied someone. No way you cared this much that you go out of your way to look for these comments and reply.
@eeveeofalltrades4780 Жыл бұрын
@@DracoPadillano, it's just that it *is* an instinct.
@josephcantarelli7040 Жыл бұрын
@Eric Lin nah, he just got no friends, so he got nothing better to do
@slmgaming6937Ай бұрын
There's no thinking about some of those. Where one needs to stand next to another. It's either wait until a clear space or piss your pants 😂