Jon Stewart on Iran, Israel, and Trump’s Hush Money Trial | The Daily Show
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27 күн бұрынJon Stewart unpacks Iran launching missiles at Israel and resident Civil War historian Donald Trump claiming to be the solution. Plus, with Trump’s criminal trial beginning, Desi Lydic, Ronny Chieng, and Josh Johnson go head-to-head to decide which persecuted martyr he resembles most. #DailyShow #Iran #Trump
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@randykintzley5923 25 күн бұрын
"Gettysburg. Wow." What a speech! I mean everyone is saying they've never heard anyone speak like this. It might be the best speech ever. People were crying. Big tough men with tears in their eyes. Bigly important speech, folks.
@jandurbin2906 25 күн бұрын
KILLS ME SO MANY MAGGOT ZOMBIES ARE FOLLOWING HIM!!! ESPECIALLY TOO MANY OF MY OLD RETIRED LAW ENFORCEMENT PARTNERS!!! QUITE SCARY!!!
@lindaduncan9197 25 күн бұрын
Bigly?? 😂😂😂 love it❤
@keirfarnum6811 25 күн бұрын
“Sir...?” 😭
@AndyM_323YYY 25 күн бұрын
I know I had tears in my eye. That was the funniest thing on the internet in the last week.
@Helios-- 25 күн бұрын
ikr? That "wow" at the end really sold it.
@mk1st 25 күн бұрын
“Well Jake, he appears to be asleep”🤣😂🤣
@sandrabarrie84 24 күн бұрын
Dozo Don needs a new diaper and a drool bucket.
@cppdev2729 23 күн бұрын
still more awake than sleepy Joe. Is this the best lot America got to choose presidents?
@myedits7160 19 күн бұрын
When a guy expects you to mansplain but you just give the facts
@BrandonHernandez-tg5ql 23 күн бұрын
"Wow Me boys" - Robert E. Lee, battle of Gettysburg.
@kaylaperrin122 19 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Rugelacharugula 12 күн бұрын
Actually it was Rob Lowe as ‘Sodapop Curtis’ in the movie The Outsiders, which was shot in Tulsa, not Gettysburg. And set in 1965, not 1863.
@PeepsWaxPacks 23 күн бұрын
Man, the world needs Jon more than ever. Bless you, brother.
@Daveortiz693 22 күн бұрын
🙌
@jimpalmer792 22 күн бұрын
STEWART !!!!!
@ewink 21 күн бұрын
Man, I love Noah and all the other hosts, but Jon just brings something to this show that makes it a totally different show without him.
@bababasflambe1367 20 күн бұрын
Truly God’s work
@jeromederosa9004 19 күн бұрын
Why does marxist clown Jon Stewart feel comfortable discussing every topic with no legal education or even skill to understand a simple concept of LIBERALISM? Come talk to us at atheist republic instead of these idea scammers.
@dashanovala2019 25 күн бұрын
Jon Stewart, bringing back to us the reality that we have lost. Thank you, sir.
@dashanovala2019 25 күн бұрын
Love how this is roughly 10% of who Jon Stewart really is
@L_M_V 25 күн бұрын
Seeing these types of comments… Is it his first night? Second? Third? No!
@nidodson 25 күн бұрын
Funny how many claimed he was so horrible, that he changed, and that he would hurt ratings, hahaha.
@AndrewLyon23 25 күн бұрын
John Oliver brings reality. Jon Stewart brings the comedy.
@coolioso808 24 күн бұрын
He's great, but don't sleep on Zeitgeist: Requiem by Peter Joseph; it comes out soon! Trailer online now. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. kicks it off.
@ameyagokhale5123 25 күн бұрын
"Gettysburg wow..." Such eloquence.
@DennisMoore664 25 күн бұрын
I know we're not supposed to use a word that starts with the letter "R", rhymes regarded, and refers to someone who is mentally impaired anymore, but Donald Trump is so that word. And the people who are still supporting him - I just don't know. This could all be part of the opening scenes from the movie _Idiocracy_ "Welcome to Costco. I love you."
@ameyagokhale5123 25 күн бұрын
@@DennisMoore664 it's almost like a line you hear Owen Wilson say in comedy where he's pretending to be a History professor
@magicmarker7047 25 күн бұрын
I wonder how many times he practiced that in front of the mirror?
@richardrobbins387 25 күн бұрын
@@ameyagokhale5123 So Hansel 🔥
@intomnia3313 25 күн бұрын
Lincoln wept.
@SudamaniMuth 23 күн бұрын
Every Monday I realize how much I missed him. I need Jon to maintain some kind of mental health. As long as he can make me laugh about all the chaos I feel somewhat safe. Greetings from Switzerland and many thanks to the guy who introduced me to the Daily Show many moons back.
@silvermainecoons3269 21 күн бұрын
I wish I lived in Switzerland. I’m in California and still waiting for it to drop off the mainland and become an island. A tropical Switzerland and country in its own right. Anything to get away from Trump and his party of goons. 😂
@smallgoon 19 күн бұрын
@@silvermainecoons3269you're a Californian cat woman with mental health issues you don't say 😂😂😂
@JmanGeezy 22 күн бұрын
Someone please tell me how I survived without Jon Stewart for the last 10 years.
@kijiji93 17 күн бұрын
By the skin of our teeth
@dreamlinervirus 25 күн бұрын
The ending… “if the glove don’t fit” i was dying 😂 Great to see josh on the daily show again
@toritori5835 25 күн бұрын
Just have to say, “So glad you added Josh Johnson as a correspondent!” Well deserved. ☺️
@notorioustori 25 күн бұрын
I, too, am a Tori who is here for Josh Johnson! 😊
@alexsherman2346 23 күн бұрын
I loved the funneling money from HealthCare and education line.
@Missreepee 23 күн бұрын
"Did you have a nice sandwich?!" "Run!" 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ 😂😂
@SidewalkCitizenLA 25 күн бұрын
Anybody else notice how many of the guys behind DJT are looking at the ground during his "never fight uphill" rant? 😂
@sheilamartin880 25 күн бұрын
I think the kid with the red face fell asleep.
@HelynnHeels 25 күн бұрын
...watching their phones.
@vi9763 25 күн бұрын
Trying to stay awake until they get their attendance paychecks
@intomnia3313 25 күн бұрын
@@vi9763he gave 50$ to spectators of escalator from heaven speech. Is he still paying 50?
@RobL408 25 күн бұрын
My take was that they had no idea what battle Trump was even talking about.
@UmmYeahOk 24 күн бұрын
“Robert E Lee, wow! Running up that hill. Running up that road. Beautiful.”
@zonQe 23 күн бұрын
Very fighting! Cannons so much, horses so big! Wow!
@furiousapplesack 23 күн бұрын
Me-boys!
@notsure1969 23 күн бұрын
Sounds like that Kate Bush song.
@jamesedwardsiii8532 23 күн бұрын
He should have just watched the movie... ...if he could have stayed awake long enough to finish it
@mantistoboggan5171 22 күн бұрын
@@notsure1969running up that building? I love music well before being born in the 90s, but I prefer 60s and 70s. Not a fan of hers, but I really like the placebo cover from 20 something years ago.
@antique7391 24 күн бұрын
President Trump went to the U.S.S. Arizona Memorial Site at Pearl Harbor Hawaii a few years ago. Turns to a Navy Officer and says, “so, what was this all about?” True story..
@DixonCider117 21 күн бұрын
As a sailor Trump was better for us than biran
@adamsinclair007 21 күн бұрын
@@DixonCider117no, he wasn’t and he most certainly isn’t now.
@nancyx6390 19 күн бұрын
🤦
@nancyx6390 19 күн бұрын
@@DixonCider117 Than biran????? I guess this explains why you think that 😅
@Brandon-th4xx 19 күн бұрын
Did he also say if you didn't vote for him, that you weren't black or able to find how way back to the plane without getting lost ?
@duleewopper 24 күн бұрын
Stewart was sorely missed and he had the right time to come back!
@sevenandthelittlestmew 24 күн бұрын
Josh Johnson as “Team O.J.” was perfect. Hilarious and frighteningly accurate at the same time.
@AnimefortheLazyman 23 күн бұрын
it hits different knowing in OJ died almost at the same time
@michaeljones9674 25 күн бұрын
He should get all black jury since he did more for them since Lincoln 😅😅😅
@hks2377 25 күн бұрын
😂
@MrAAgabriel 25 күн бұрын
😂
@sheilamartin880 25 күн бұрын
Probably more than Lincoln according to him.
@TheBeezusjones 25 күн бұрын
Riiiiiight!!!!????
@marcelgeslicki7333 25 күн бұрын
Ppppppl000@@hks2377
@clearthesmoke999 23 күн бұрын
It's a testament to the show that it gets so much flak in the comments section, I'm so glad to see Jon back with this incredible crew
@CollidedScope 23 күн бұрын
"my seventh grade book report, Gettysburg wow" rips ngl
@jspres86 25 күн бұрын
The hard cuts from the footage back to Jon are hilarious. "Hey Jake....what parta head-down eyes-closed drool-comin-outta-his-mouth.....do you not f*ckin' undastand?!"
@pyrovania 24 күн бұрын
Maggie Haberman totally has that vibe.
@batgurrl 25 күн бұрын
Jon Stewart returning to The Daily Show on Monday’s is the best thing to happen in a long time. His wit and wisdom in this forum is unsurpassed. I don’t know what the teams are. Love him❤
@TheBeezusjones 25 күн бұрын
He's still got it.. SO MUCH...
@ubong5172 25 күн бұрын
unsurpassed? I'd say Dave Chapelle definitely surpasses. If Dave hosted the daily show it'd be the best show since the Chapelle show.
@nitajean9885 25 күн бұрын
We need a Back In Black rant!
@mth9267 25 күн бұрын
It is Johns show
@marvinlovett3613 25 күн бұрын
Glad he's back but wished he hadn't left just when Trump started his presidency.
@NiteMoves2010 23 күн бұрын
Always evict uphill, my boys!
@mirrorebutuoykcuf 22 күн бұрын
I never realized how much Robert E. Lee sounded like Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants...
@laalaa99stl 25 күн бұрын
Never fight uphill. This coming from the guy easily defeated by a ramp... down!
@oscarwarren469 25 күн бұрын
Excellent
@beebuzz959 25 күн бұрын
That's right, me boy!
@terryrobertson111 25 күн бұрын
As opposed to falling off of a bike? Or up the stairs? Or on stage?
@ernesthill4017 25 күн бұрын
Being extremely vain about his perceived height, Trump wears lifts in his shoes. That's why he walks and stands oddly and has trouble negotiating ramps and stairs. Poor Biden is just old and slightly clumsy 😊
@adamn7516 25 күн бұрын
@@terryrobertson111 At least Biden actually can ride a bike. Bet you Trump can't.
@laalaa99stl 25 күн бұрын
Was wondering how he could make it through his entire monologue without mentioning OJ... but happy Josh got a stab at it!
@2bunnies254 25 күн бұрын
I shouldn't say it but you brought it up, yes but did he remember the gloves? I'm sorry I had to.
@presentfuture7563 25 күн бұрын
I see what you did there
@publicuser2534 25 күн бұрын
That comment cuts deep my friend
@Stenn333 25 күн бұрын
😂😅🤣
@artbehrman7712 22 күн бұрын
I’m hoping the National Park Service isn’t sleeping on the merch possibilities. I’d totally buy a Gettysburg Wow shirt.
@DarksydeX75 23 күн бұрын
I was not ready for the last minute of this video. 🤣😂
@ndomingo2906 25 күн бұрын
Trump’s remarks on Gettysburg is the stuff for History Hall of Shame!
@WolfsToob 25 күн бұрын
He’s like a 2 year old trying to make up a bedtime story on the fly 🤣
@oscarwarren469 25 күн бұрын
Desantis would like it...
@DennisMoore664 25 күн бұрын
Or the "how it happened" scenes from the sequel to _Idiocracy_
@royg2840 25 күн бұрын
trump knows they were trying to protect the airports 😊😊
@ownplz5632 25 күн бұрын
It was a great hall. Probably the best. Alot of people are saying it was actually the wall of shame. A great big beautiful wall. And the big burly bikers came up to me with tears in his eyes and said what a wonderful wall.
@jeffyankey7916 25 күн бұрын
This was both equally hilarious and frighteningly sad at the same time😂😢
@marjoriegarland2798 25 күн бұрын
Agree ☹️
@Oneworld-xd5hg 24 күн бұрын
I CONTINUE TO BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ever though i can't always tune in.
@notsure1969 23 күн бұрын
I'm so glad that Jon is back hosting again, and it's always a fun time with Ronnie, Desi, and Josh.
@cmwilliams85 25 күн бұрын
Seeing Josh Johnson on the show like this is just all smiles lol
@Daniel_Alves1993 24 күн бұрын
When did he get on the show? I found him on Tiktok, didn't knew he was here.
@cmwilliams85 24 күн бұрын
@@Daniel_Alves1993 His correspondent debut was at the end of this past February. He’s been writing for them since 2017 though.
@aidenless3479 24 күн бұрын
I love Josh Johnson
@rachelm5063 24 күн бұрын
I know!!! I love it so much!!
@tubruton 25 күн бұрын
Thank goodness we had George Washington to go from Valley Forge to Gettysburg to secure the airports from the British and save the union!
@moniqueengleman873 25 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@glenchapman3899 25 күн бұрын
And It really wasn't his fault he was in the bathroom when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.
@blakesleyk.7166 25 күн бұрын
Yep. And then there was that precious moment.
@tripsaplenty1227 25 күн бұрын
@@glenchapman3899 When the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor
@___beyondhorizon4664 25 күн бұрын
It would be nice and helpful to mankind if we can examine the MEGA brain 🧠, are they all hallow?
@user-xy1oo7bv7d 23 күн бұрын
John Stewart you are honest. You always talk realty what is truth.❤
@sviroussanoff 23 күн бұрын
One of the best episodes. The speech on the middle east was my favorite
@srightwean 25 күн бұрын
"Never fight up hill, SpongeBob me boy." Classic Gettysburg
@musicf3b 24 күн бұрын
Lol
@helloxonsfan 24 күн бұрын
*It seems tRump is one zip code short of the full Gettysburg address...!!! (LOL)* 🤣
@laalaa99stl 25 күн бұрын
Glad to know the news was as whiplash-inducing for Jon as it was for the rest of us. Ashalom-alaikum to you too, Jon!
@Ottole 23 күн бұрын
"Imagine committing so many crimes, you get bored at your own trial" 😭🤣
@Applecompuser 22 күн бұрын
Stewart- we missed you and needed you.
@littledrummergirl231 25 күн бұрын
“Did you have a nice sandwich??? RUN” 😂
@SulaimanamialuS 25 күн бұрын
Only comedy can highlight the absurdity of America's actions!
@user-fc5sq1jy5m 24 күн бұрын
He was talking about Gaza @@nom_chompsky
@RKroese 24 күн бұрын
Hahah aaah... Genocide is funny af
@Cain-Marko77 24 күн бұрын
Biden is comedy, dementia 😢😮@@SulaimanamialuS
@mitchdavis9398 24 күн бұрын
@@user-fc5sq1jy5m He also used that in a bit about Somalia in a 1996 special. Still funny
@Zzyzzyzzs 25 күн бұрын
"Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. The Battle of Gettysburg, what an unbelievable, I mean, it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and so horrible and so beautiful in so many different ways, it represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow...I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania deluctant (?) and uh...To watch the statement of Robert E. Lee who is no longer in favour, did you ever notice that? No longer in favour...'Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill'; they were fighting uphill, he said 'Wow, that was a big mistake', he lost his great general and, uh, they were fightin- 'Never fight uphill, me boys!'" In breaking news, the Library of Congress has sought to preserve the text of this address as historically and culturally significant. Some call it the new, better Gettysburg address, an oration befitting of the only man more historically persecuted than the great Abraham Lincoln.
@paradisepipeco 25 күн бұрын
*BREAKING NEWS* The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one. _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_
@Acanthophis 25 күн бұрын
If republicans are hellbent on rewriting history can we let Trump do the history textbooks?
@theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081 25 күн бұрын
@@paradisepipeco It's worth noting that this joke was originally made by the late American author Gore Vidal (RIP) at the expense of Ronald Reagan following the latter's election.
@XZITT 25 күн бұрын
Don't fight uphills me, boys. Don't Fight up hill me boys. said captain bone Spur.
@r0bw00d 25 күн бұрын
I kept my eyes focused on the blond in the lower right corner. Her expressions say everything.
@randell9667 23 күн бұрын
I still love the fact that Jon Stewart is back on the Daily Show, we are guaranteed at least one episode of the Daily Show per week will be funny.
@ems4884 18 күн бұрын
I stopped watching when Trevor Noah took over. I like Trevor but don't find him funny.
@ems4884 18 күн бұрын
I stopped watching when Trevor Noah took over. I like Trevor but don't find him funny.
@randell9667 17 күн бұрын
@@ems4884 I watched Trevor sporadically. Sometimes he was funny, but not funny enough to keep me coming back like Jon does. I never missed a Daily Show when Jon was at the helm.
@brianhawkins8397 25 күн бұрын
Man. Jon is seriously the GOAT. There are lots of other late night hosts that I love seeing their takes on world events, but none of them quite nail it like Jon.
@MrDavidKord 25 күн бұрын
John Oliver is the other one, and look who trained him
@jacqdanieles 25 күн бұрын
Every time I watch a new episode, I say that. Pity he will leave after the election, but I'm savoring every moment until then.
@christophlieding734 25 күн бұрын
@@MrDavidKord Right now we in Europe like them all. Starting with John O./ Jon Stewart/ and Jimmie K. Right now in this crazy, splitting time this is the best coming from Amerika. We still love most of you and cant wait till you we unite and get it on. Gesundheit and some prayers dont hurt.
@L3x4Pr0ne 25 күн бұрын
Part of it is he also cares beyond this job. He’s very passionate about many of these topics, to the point of speaking at congress, etc.
@theshmoo560 24 күн бұрын
@@christophlieding734 thank you for saying this. I didn't realize the shows were very popular on your side of the world. It gives me hope knowing that y'all understand.
@jenniferhawkins9020 25 күн бұрын
Jon hasn't lost a step...he's just sharper and edgier!😮
@Akennalady 21 күн бұрын
I love Ronny Chieng's face expressions while Josh Johnson was talking; and Desi Lydic, she's gold;
@namiahajarah3473 22 күн бұрын
We missed you John Stewart… wish you continued health.
@savannahm.laurentian1286 25 күн бұрын
It's an indescribable gift to have Jon Stewart back on air.🙂💕🎉
@TheBeezusjones 25 күн бұрын
Right!!??? So surreal.. and he is firing on ALL CYLINDERS... 🤣
@747492WW 25 күн бұрын
YES , thank you Jon Stewart!
@dmp1962 25 күн бұрын
Seriously geeze you guys are pitiful.
@signumcrucis71 23 күн бұрын
😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂
@monstermash1571 25 күн бұрын
How do we stay sane in such a crazy world?
@darren2667 25 күн бұрын
with DRUGS
@Freiheit1232 25 күн бұрын
The best drugs, I walked in here and said wow we have the best drugs
@davidhollenshead4892 25 күн бұрын
The first step is realizing that it is crazy...
@schmoopieanderson2511 25 күн бұрын
Humor..
@mbords01 25 күн бұрын
I pretend....
@shewolf2584 24 күн бұрын
I was like what the F, when did Robert E. Lee turn into an Irish pirate! 🤣
@chrisrobin268 23 күн бұрын
"...committing so many crimes that you get bored at your own trial." 🤣🤣🤣
@troybenson5767 23 күн бұрын
I’m starting to think all these crimes are desperate attempts to slow down his campaign. The more I look into them the more confusing things get.
@RumRomeo-mu2up 23 күн бұрын
@@troybenson5767 the more dumber you get if you go looking for answer on “truth social.”
@ethanwright752 22 күн бұрын
"crimes" lol
@macadelic2492 25 күн бұрын
This is exactly why we needed Jon Stewart
@dur9118 25 күн бұрын
Why? To drop tired left-wing talking points like everyone else in the media? Defense instead of healthcare, blah blah blah, colonialism caused all this, blah blah blah. I usually like John but this was weak, partisan hackery.
@progressivedragon6664 25 күн бұрын
agree 1000%… Only reason I'm still sane right now
@harryharry9602 25 күн бұрын
Yeah, we really didn't have enough lẹftists in the media!
@darrenvail8726 25 күн бұрын
@@harryharry9602 true story! I can't watch the man anymore.
@Valhan177 24 күн бұрын
@@harryharry9602 Well then go watch OAN, where journalism thrives in slobbering all over Donny's greatness, innocence and patriotic christianity 24/7. Funny how conservatives "sooo concerned" about narrativising never, ever see that. Call it a... more comfortable narrative.
@mdeliacloherty 25 күн бұрын
Oh my gosh Josh JOHNSON!! ALWAYS taking it to the next level.
@jonmiller6787 25 күн бұрын
Josh Johnson is a national treasure
@HappyJackington 25 күн бұрын
Completely agree. That man is a treasure and makes my day better whenever I see him show up.
@PatricKlein86 24 күн бұрын
The Daily Show has the best closing beat
@tanjimazad3669 24 күн бұрын
kudos for spitting the truth ❤
@KVonnegut 24 күн бұрын
We're lucky to have this guy back. Sometimes I can't believe the things he says out loud, I feel like I'm watching Mr. Robot for the first time. I hope more people start recognizing how valuable this kind of commentary is. One thing I have to say, though, is that people on "the other side" aren't going to sit through this, it's too "whimsical" and celebratory. It's too bad because it's insightful and it could change some people's minds.
@tylerdaniel6428 24 күн бұрын
The other side? Im right wing and i love jon stewart. Doesnt mean i agree with everything he says. But hes way better than trevor noah.
@vahidmirkhani 23 күн бұрын
@@tylerdaniel6428 Trevor is no Jon. Nobody's Jon. But Trevor is a gem as a host. His delivery is perfect.
@signumcrucis71 23 күн бұрын
😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂
@coastaku1954 23 күн бұрын
@@tylerdaniel6428 Why don't you listen and agree with what Jon Stewart says? He's speaking the truth
@KVonnegut 22 күн бұрын
@@signumcrucis71 never foight up'ill, me boys!
@AthenaKeatingThomas 25 күн бұрын
Desi's first part was so perfect, having The Art of the Deal the sequel to the New Testament! We've got to spread that joke far and wide!
@FriendOfTrashPandas 23 күн бұрын
0:30 oh no! our table! it's broken!
@theprecipiceofreason 23 күн бұрын
I'm so psyched to see Josh Johnson on this show. He's so perfect for it
@michaelcollins3384 25 күн бұрын
Man Jon came back like he never left. Just like when I was a kid, I'll laugh throughout his monologue, completely skip over the correspondents to spare myself a shudder or two, and stick around for the end depending on who the guest is. The classic format.
@cloudycrisps7290 25 күн бұрын
When I was little I wished that life would be more like cartoons... I didn't realize it'd be like this...
@donivanpotter2762 25 күн бұрын
Be careful what you wish for.
@ankurbhaskar4634 Күн бұрын
THAT OJ PART HAD ME 💀💀💀💀
@rogerchristiansson4584 23 күн бұрын
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality" 🤣🥶
@thecelebratedmisterk 25 күн бұрын
Every Trump speech is a sixth-grade oral report on a book you didn’t read.
@publicuser2534 25 күн бұрын
No. Sixth graders today have a bit more sense than that idiot. They would at least know how to use Google or an AI platform to do the report. This is why he needs some index cards. But, I’ll bet he has never utilized index cards, even in school.
@lethalchocobo1886 25 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@CaptApple 25 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure he can't understand anything he denounces.
@___beyondhorizon4664 25 күн бұрын
Don't forget his favorite Bible, w.ith leather cover, meant to be held upside down
@jandurbin2906 25 күн бұрын
Hon, You give him too much credit...More like 3rd grade book report!!!!😂😂😂😂
@darthvirgin7157 25 күн бұрын
actually….the USA has ENOUGH to pay for BOTH healthcare and a high tech defense. it’s just that the upper 5% gets away with NOT paying their fair share.
@TheBeezusjones 25 күн бұрын
Exactlyyyyy... we don't even have to CHANGE the tax laws - we just need to ENFORCE THE EXISTING ONES!!! LOL
@arabwaluigi5248 25 күн бұрын
But we should cut defense spending
@HasnaaAlaa 25 күн бұрын
"Defense"
@Sephiroso. 25 күн бұрын
@@TheBeezusjones You don't know the tax laws if you think they don't need changing. There are loop holes galore that the rich take advantage of and those loop holes aren't closed so they continue taking advantage of them hence why they don't "pay their fair share".
@seanwebb605 25 күн бұрын
Let's remember that the domestic budget for social services gets cut because that's welfare, while military contracts that fund a very few companies controlled by wealthy companies is patriotism. They'll talk about the jobs in the communities where these companies and the domestic military bases are, but they actually only employ a relatively small amount of workers. And when the military is done with soldiers they renege on their promises of medical care, rehabilitation, retraining etc. Tories love a large supply of cheap disposable labour.
@kittyonmydesk5532 12 күн бұрын
GODDAYUM! THAT HEAD SKIT, THO!! 💀💀💀💀💀
@weirdunclebob 18 күн бұрын
The kid above Chump's left shoulder 6:10 making faces is probably the smartest person at the rally. Hilarious. 😂😂😂
@terrywright9765 25 күн бұрын
Have sorely missed Jon and the sanity and clarity he brings. If you remove the humour, what's left is a message of truth we all need to hear. Plus the man is funny as frack.
@winandgrundling1774 25 күн бұрын
Noah has no chance with this master
@Riverrafting 24 күн бұрын
Sorry Jon and Noah are both awesome
@billmore6486 24 күн бұрын
These are all the same jokes Noah would say. Just being honest
@iron_rain_band 24 күн бұрын
Well put.
@jf9593 24 күн бұрын
what are you 60? lol
@javier77street 25 күн бұрын
Trump knows about Gettysburg like he knows The Bible. He’s still upset because he can’t find the Gettysburg address on Google Maps
@letitiajeavons6333 25 күн бұрын
I guess he wasn't paying attention in 5th grade history. I was required to memorize it as part of our Civil War unit.
@javier77street 25 күн бұрын
@@letitiajeavons6333 Trumps grades were all purchased. I can guarantee he never spent a full day in a classroom. 😂
@marty4278 25 күн бұрын
Oh, but trump is SUCH an eloquent speaker, is he not? 😅
@kokayinewsome9308 25 күн бұрын
Never have I heard a more incoherent speech
@DonariaRegia 25 күн бұрын
"We have the best burgs, some say the greatest burgs... ever. None greater than the burg named after the man himself, mister J Paul Getty. He built a lot of burgs, almost as many as me."
@bangkokpeter2 22 күн бұрын
in my opinion this has been one of the best and funniest daily shows in recent weeks or months.
@CainXVII 22 күн бұрын
How did they both keep a straight face through the OJ bit 😂
@agentbachi 25 күн бұрын
can we all just appreciate we have Jon back in our lives, man I needed it.
@dmp1962 25 күн бұрын
Sad life dude
@qam2024 25 күн бұрын
@@dmp1962 That's Liberals. Sad and pathetic, that's why they continue worship and live their lives through celebrities well into adulthood while most other outgrow that phase after their teens.
@agentbachi 24 күн бұрын
@@dmp1962 you been outside lately?
@StaceNyourFace 25 күн бұрын
"I'm still writing Iraq War on my checks!" 😂
@justinsatchwell7627 23 күн бұрын
The sideline address to the Middle East was so on point.
@edwardrichardson7076 22 күн бұрын
An order not to threaten is NOT a gag order.
@clemguitarechal 25 күн бұрын
Kudos to the writers, this show was epic.
@The_Reckoning_Is_Here 25 күн бұрын
I hurt my back today… I knew I should’ve waited to watch until it was better - I swear I broke a rib laughing 😂
@yvonnecampbell3283 23 күн бұрын
Brilliant👏👏👏👏
@jessicagriffith6906 24 күн бұрын
Thank you
@TheRealTDBourne 25 күн бұрын
"Keep sending that oil...."
@craigbritton1089 25 күн бұрын
They would still be poor if we didn't buy it; and Iran would have been part of The USSR. TURKEY is who was their colonial master for centuries.
@nonnyj81 25 күн бұрын
@@craigbritton1089😂
@craigbritton1089 25 күн бұрын
@@nonnyj81 read some actual history. Tired of ignorant Ideologues of the left and right. How long was The Ottoman Empire in charge? And how poor were The Arabs? And The West got the Mandate to help the Arabs? And become independent. Which we did. And we made them rich. So clown face yourself.
@rachelm5063 24 күн бұрын
What is it about a Jon Stewart Daily Show that seems to elevate the correspondents so much? I love how honoring he is.
@TheBornnaked 24 күн бұрын
This is a comedy show. Not a single perspective/opinion in this video clip is insightful, correct or intelligent. It’s the talking points/buzz words of a “socially aware” teenager.
@StarWizard 24 күн бұрын
@@TheBornnakedyou mean like fox “news” does
@chrisbrown9328 24 күн бұрын
The bar was so low it didn't take much. I'm just glad we finally have a host that's brave enough to call out trump on his stupidity
@atljames97 23 күн бұрын
@@chrisbrown9328 Trevor? Every guest host since? Lol
@bonbons2093 23 күн бұрын
@@StarWizard Exactly
@ricardocerrillo3472 24 күн бұрын
Wrap up that Gangrene Tangerine in his very own and well-deserved orange jumpsuit already!
@pamelalepper2368 20 күн бұрын
Thank you for returning!
@TuxedoMaskMusic 25 күн бұрын
This is the first man on earth since George Carlin to have a legacy in comedy so rich and beautiful that seamlessly doubles as a service to humanity. Ty Jon Stewart you are an absolute legend.
@crowdedcrow3098 25 күн бұрын
Beautifully put, and oh so true! What a difference it makes when the comedian's heart is as big as his sense of humor.
@LordRykard9376 25 күн бұрын
Really? He looks like a tired, washed-up sellout.
@VocePenseNisso 25 күн бұрын
@@LordRykard9376 and you look like a brain dead maga loser, but looks can be deceiving right?
@hazb8026 25 күн бұрын
@@LordRykard9376like your tired washed up mum sells it out back of dive bars. Gargle gargle
@TheHomelessDreamer 24 күн бұрын
@@LordRykard9376here's a bag of chips for you, now tell me... Who hurt you? Sorry for feeding this Troll but he looked particularly famished.
@tylerhackner9731 25 күн бұрын
Love you Jon. Speaking truth to power as always
@jebes909090 25 күн бұрын
yes its only true when he speaks about trump right?
@darth_lopez532 23 күн бұрын
"Gettysburg. Wow" lol
@edub9930 20 күн бұрын
I keep watching these segments at least twice because theres nothing else out there for me
@prokilz 25 күн бұрын
If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit 😂😂😂
@Bob61944 25 күн бұрын
Be sure you soak it in water and let it dry first.
@margaretwordnerd5210 25 күн бұрын
A glove shaped like a small, flaccid 🍄
@doctorbeanis 25 күн бұрын
Love that Jon is back!!!!🎉❤🎉❤
@simpleotema 23 күн бұрын
Very intellectual analysing those wars sir
@blacblack7187 18 күн бұрын
Speaking of "fighting uphill me boys"...😂😂😂
@InigoMontoya- 25 күн бұрын
More famous Robert E. Lee quotes; “Don’t shoot until you see salt on their fries!” and, “Driving up the hill in my six-four, Fightin’ the Union, and their Air Corps.”
@hkeleta 25 күн бұрын
LOL!!!!! Nice one
@wonderrob3225 25 күн бұрын
Trump has recognized the historical significance of one of his favorite figures who was involved in the struggle to maintain slavery.
@signumcrucis71 23 күн бұрын
😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂
@openminded4751 25 күн бұрын
“The skies of Israel being lit like a menorah” is wild
@pysvtfa4 25 күн бұрын
Well, it wouldn’t have been kosher to say Christmas Tree.
@Itcouldbebunnies 25 күн бұрын
I would've gone with "lit like christians at Nero's garden party", but the menorah thing works too I guess😂😂😂
@michaelferver5707 22 күн бұрын
Haha! Thanks for your humor and honesty. I am thankful for you every day. Please keep up the great work!
@stargirlzx 23 күн бұрын
Wach the part with ORANGE CLUELESS and Gettysburg again and watch the reactions of the people behind him lol
@prachisharma8237 25 күн бұрын
He’s the only tolerable thing about Mondays
@publicuser2534 25 күн бұрын
Colbert is a close second
@Morphy2525 25 күн бұрын
I'd argue that John Oliver is also there
@publicuser2534 25 күн бұрын
@@Morphy2525 Damn…I missed that one.
@victorpradha9946 25 күн бұрын
@@Morphy2525 Oliver is the elixir for the Sunday night anxiety!
@EdwardLindon 25 күн бұрын
And lasagna?
@MrBergste 25 күн бұрын
I need a shirt that says "Don't fight uphill me boys!"
@andrewmoluf4299 25 күн бұрын
I’m interested in some “Gettysburg, wow” merch
@MrBergste 25 күн бұрын
@@andrewmoluf4299 🤣🤣🤣
@paradisepipeco 25 күн бұрын
It's even funnier if you Google a song called *_"Lukey's Boat"_* by a band called *_"Great Big Sea",_* and listen to the words _(as many as you can make out, that is)._ Believe me, you'll thank me later. _(Email me a shrubbery, if ya like.....)_
@marvinmartin4692 25 күн бұрын
Sounds x rated!
@Redrocks77 25 күн бұрын
Any of those Trump/Jesus/Mandela/OJ shirts would fly from a shelf. I would own all 3.
@judyrosario5927 23 күн бұрын
I’m so glad you’re back!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
@UnapologeticallyKrissi 23 күн бұрын
Thank you. I could not stop laughing. 😂
@cgaud1n69 25 күн бұрын
All hail to the Chief! Jon Stewart! You are truly a gift to our fractured country. Keep up the great work, Jon.
@coolioso808 24 күн бұрын
Take the message behind the humour and try to build local movements that can build into national and international movements for system change. At least we can laugh along the way, but also be doing something positive. See more from: Lee Camp, Arjang Jameh, Zachary Marlow, Michael Tellinger, JT from Second Thought and Peter Joseph.
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