'Rich people have one of the best antibodies around" "Money" 🤣🤣🤣
@navyaprakash75374 жыл бұрын
@@cyanp0wder if by rich you mean assholes who exploit poor people and evade taxes under the pretense of philanthropy but never actually donate and treat there workers like shit and pay them a horrible wage, then, yeah, I hate rich people And I do support the poor, which means I hate the people who exploit them, and can you guess who those are? I'll give you 3 options: A. The rich B. The rich and C. The rich
@anitaa55144 жыл бұрын
@@cyanp0wder ignore these idiots bro
@yokisaga13494 жыл бұрын
@@cyanp0wder may be if they didn't exploit from the poor, cheat in taxes then they don't need charity :)
@navyaprakash75374 жыл бұрын
@@cyanp0wder you order from Amazon, right? Especially now, during the pandemic, it's an essential service. But Bezos treats his workers like shit. I would recommend watching Patriot Act's episode called Amazon, its on Netflix. And if you watch the episode 'Why billionaires won't save us' it has information on how gates and buffet evade taxes. Also, no one needs a BILLION dollars medium.com/swlh/the-inherent-cruelty-of-a-billionaire-class-3cedb738c4db
@larrynew14 жыл бұрын
...by definition.
@ChawanneBurns4 жыл бұрын
This video should be called "Jaboukie unhinged"lmbo "eat the rich"classic
@VocallyYours34 жыл бұрын
I love Jaboukie he’s such a cutie pie 🥰...
@BeastNationXIV4 жыл бұрын
He's the reason why... 😁
@cristya20424 жыл бұрын
Hes jus soooo adorableeee.. I love him!!!💖💕💓💗❤😍😂🤣
@purityisastateofmind74394 жыл бұрын
Saaaaaaame 😂💕
@karigreyd28083 жыл бұрын
And funny af👌
@lauriem41124 жыл бұрын
"Do you have any clothes your mom bought you?"😂😂😂😂
@natashamwango26914 жыл бұрын
Nobody can smell anybody on zoom 😂
@swaneeriver56774 жыл бұрын
🤣😅😂😅😅
@aborachis16494 жыл бұрын
I lost it when the blood started shaking with that music. haha
@thesinaclwon4 жыл бұрын
"Brooklyn cough party" 🤣🤣🤣
@cristya20424 жыл бұрын
I was like wtf?!?! When he said that😂🤣😂🤣
@mcoguyaj4 жыл бұрын
During the Pulse Nightclub shooting the next day Orlando was in a blood crisis and thousands of gay men and women stood in line to donate they only took the gay women and when that story hit the news the same day as it was happening the straight people here were outraged and the next day the blood banks wee overwhelmed with so many people they stood in lines for hours as the gay community handed out water and food, brought chairs and umbrellas so shade people from the sun since it was June and hot as hell for days this happened till they had enough blood for the hospitals. This need to stop now so people who need it can get it.
@sohyangworld15444 жыл бұрын
Punctuation...
@ladymonstergirl4 жыл бұрын
"we need science and not stigma."
@solrac91634 жыл бұрын
I lost it at take my blood bruh 😂🤣😂🤣
@shawndeignan82904 жыл бұрын
I haven’t been able to donate since college-because I’m an Army Brat and lived in West Germany in the early 80s.
@king202474 жыл бұрын
That damn Jaboukie had me laughing so hard.. i damn near pee on my self..
@RToCastro3 жыл бұрын
"Cough parties... sometimes there's marijuana sometimes there's not." LMAO.
@TheeExOh4 жыл бұрын
I swear I’ll riot if he ever leaves this show 😂
@christmastiger4 жыл бұрын
Unless he gets his own show, which I would watch daily (even if it is a weekly show)
@batmanismexican18734 жыл бұрын
🤣 I like every bad guy in the movie has an escape helicopter dude
@AxxLAfriku4 жыл бұрын
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear bat
@cheknfaks4 жыл бұрын
Jaboukie is a good candidate for the next Daily Show after Trevor retires.
@nartouzumaki82324 жыл бұрын
nah thats jordans future job
@macaoron3 жыл бұрын
No Jaboukie should be offered his own show already
@jessicah34503 жыл бұрын
@@nartouzumaki8232 Jordan already had a show
@nartouzumaki82323 жыл бұрын
@@jessicah3450 i know and it was great.. but that doesnt mean he cant get another
@whizthesugoi3 жыл бұрын
I don't think so It would be cool to have a female asian to host it next
@bluehalo86044 жыл бұрын
Jaboukie is going places, man! I can't wait to see what's in store for him. Trevor has a SUPER talented crew!
@granville74 жыл бұрын
3:06 that peach and Jaboukie's obsession with it. dead^^
@an_earth_angel4 жыл бұрын
Jaboukie is EVERY LGBTQ+ person who has seen CMBYN
@madisonperdue77484 жыл бұрын
“AND BACHELORETTE DATES” hahahahah in dead
@oscarard74824 жыл бұрын
lol that fine fabulous bliod dancing though 😂
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G4 жыл бұрын
Scientist: If we send an astronaut to the sun, he’ll burn..🔥 Trump Supporters: What if we send him at night?..🥴
@bluerose66124 жыл бұрын
Dittzx. Well said. You hit the nail on the head.
@lynnerobinson71854 жыл бұрын
Dittzx yes i would like to send Yrump and congress someplace and to never return
@lynnerobinson71854 жыл бұрын
Trump
@keyeemanna6364 жыл бұрын
😂🤣That's so perfect. 😊
@njosborne61524 жыл бұрын
Send them out on the Ship of State The $$ Malignant Narcissistic Cheato 🦠☠️🤗Trump’s Pandemic🤗☠️🦠 With the biggelist of parades, on a blue wave. 🌊🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬
@elithegreat78654 жыл бұрын
I’m officially a fan of this cutie I was laughing nonstop
@carlpen8504 жыл бұрын
That's right... if gay people don't have sex then they can pass for straight married people
@wendybusby94154 жыл бұрын
I find this revolting. You have the antibodies but you can not donate because you are gay? That is just so wrong in so many ways. This country is over.
@adriennebrailsford62914 жыл бұрын
Wendy Busby #cancelledcountry
@BenFrankarts4 жыл бұрын
23:34 when Walter kinda tilts his little head 🥰😁😁☺️ I love that doggy!
@michellefu40024 жыл бұрын
IKR? Michael Costa gets on my nerves 90% of the time.... But Walter just won my ❤️
@besslee46784 жыл бұрын
Jaboukie looks like he could be Trevor's son.
@whizthesugoi3 жыл бұрын
I mean, trevor is like, 36 or something and he is 26, so
@besslee46783 жыл бұрын
@@whizthesugoi well, I guess it's impossible for Jaboukie to be Trevor's son
@tiarastevens62784 жыл бұрын
That doctor in the second scene has a nice ass living room
@sclad90534 жыл бұрын
His butt. Omg!!
@pharrelljavier12884 жыл бұрын
s clad I swear I had to reread it😂😭
@morekgosi4 жыл бұрын
14:22 KILLED me 😂😂😂 Jaboukie has just saved me from a bad day
@wellesradio4 жыл бұрын
I’m straight, but if I had to consciously try to act so as to look nonchalantly straight, I would fail miserably. Closeted homophobes would be screaming out, “There’s the gay guy! Get him!”
@haitiancreolewithluciano4 жыл бұрын
*Jaboukie is such a great talent*
@mixxi9964 жыл бұрын
@Leopold huh?
@anitaa55144 жыл бұрын
@Aron Toulouse gay
@oceanman24134 жыл бұрын
@@anitaa5514 your name has kkk in it, huh weird
@alfiona79514 жыл бұрын
Escape helicopters? It's not a zombie apocalypse tf.
@sohyangworld15444 жыл бұрын
Right?
@francescapowell15384 жыл бұрын
Close enough in their books!
@luciaisa24314 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@nathanpieterse66444 жыл бұрын
The government can give everyone that self testing kits as a start, to get this under control.
@BenFrankarts4 жыл бұрын
Yep. And had we started production back in February we would all be getting test kits every couple weeks delivered to our door by now. This dumbfuck is why we have over 130,000 deaths so far.
@Prince_the_One4 жыл бұрын
@johnny walker his plan is to get him and all his buddies as rich as possible tbh
@IndigoBellyDance4 жыл бұрын
‘Dan your date can’t smell u over zoom’ 😆😆
@DaniloFSilva-gf2kt4 жыл бұрын
Jaboukie is adorable 😍!
@Kinsey6King4 жыл бұрын
Damn this dude is surely Italian 1) He uses his hands to talk. 2) he’s a stallion
@alannac.73924 жыл бұрын
He’s Jamaican
@erou3214 жыл бұрын
Alie_Armyexol C. no he's italian
@alannac.73924 жыл бұрын
Vivian M His parents are Jamaican. What are you saying...
@EtaGrayIzardWay4 жыл бұрын
“Your look should kinda say I’m looking for a girlfriend ...to shop for me because I can’t shop for myself.” 😂😂😂 Straight men ARE children. Why do I have to date them??
@RhodianColossus4 жыл бұрын
You don't have to! Bi dudes are available and while still unfortunately dudes, much better than their het counterparts :D
@EtaGrayIzardWay4 жыл бұрын
Cameron Eridan Haha! True true
@OZ-hn2sh4 жыл бұрын
That's totally True. Straight man are a mess! They can wear the same outfit all fricking year! 😅😅
@jackbaker33784 жыл бұрын
I have been with a bi dude for 20 years... Still says he is straight.. never tells me how to dress because of my depression but won't go out worse than a straight man every time.. but yet won't admit he's bi. He says he's (now after loving him to death.. I know probably wrong.. but telling him about my pansexuality.) He keeps saying he's either bi curious or straight trying to make his wife happy. I'm happy with him and him only.. I don't need anyone else. I feel like he does.. I fucking hate society
@jackbaker33784 жыл бұрын
When I say comes out like a straight man.. I mean dress better than me. And when I mean anything else about me being happy with just him.. he constantly brings men ( I approve never out of my control) and we were 13. shits hard. They're trying to take our kids over this shit
@dudebruh33024 жыл бұрын
I love these best of qurantine. They are so good
@tamekadawson3984 жыл бұрын
Jaboukie I could sit and listen to u all day 💯
@louisehimikhuai91414 жыл бұрын
"For the last decade we have had a Coronavirus vaccine program", wait what? A decade !!! Wow!
@nikjones92194 жыл бұрын
A coronavirus is a family of Virus. Find an old bottle of bleach or a dog vaccine or something of similar nature and read the label.
@cyborglion41794 жыл бұрын
@@nikjones9219 ah yes. A dog vaccine. Something everyone has lying around. I agree with you but that's a wierd example.
@luzq64304 жыл бұрын
omg i follow jaboukie on twitter and this is the first time i've seen his face SO CRAZY HAHA
@laurensegars45044 жыл бұрын
At least his videos don't get deleted like most of his tweets do lol.
@Bisexualdragon40424 жыл бұрын
In High school we used to joke about those questions and all of us lied. Because guess what half my school was in the LGBT+ community. They were getting our blood no matter what. I'm not saying lie~ but~ your not hurting anyone.
@poptic1234 жыл бұрын
11:25 lmaoooooo did u break your broom for the spear?? JABOUKIEEE 😂
@EvansvilleJill4 жыл бұрын
You just know that Jaboukie's Mother claps with each syllable when she's pissed off.
@chrisspiers63104 жыл бұрын
Love Jaboukie!💖He’s hilarious! 😂😂😂
@erez21114 жыл бұрын
Rich people the ultimate preppers the survive in style.
@refiloesemethe99474 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one here who started calculating Jaboukie's age?
@Kareem12f3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@pjyt4 жыл бұрын
How did Trevor hold a neutral face, when Jaboukie mentioned how GoT becomes a better show starting as a very bad one. :-D
@leilachioze69834 жыл бұрын
Cough party... I'm dead😹😹
@lynnerobinson71854 жыл бұрын
Of course the rich are covered
@spookus54304 жыл бұрын
8:42 I was literally shook when he said my name...
@SewPaMc4 жыл бұрын
Jaboukie is a mess!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@bekr34734 жыл бұрын
13:04 why is the door closed now?😱
@chaosemblems4 жыл бұрын
"take my blood, brah"
@coopermena67504 жыл бұрын
Don’t do that again! 😂🤣😜😀
@afriquedamy30793 жыл бұрын
06:09 Damn, Lukus Estok has the cutest laugh in history
@raymondmanso-tirado91254 жыл бұрын
This had me laughing..and so informative.
@kikospice1654 жыл бұрын
😂🤣 Your whole team is hilarious I love this show 🖤
@Metropolitangirl4 жыл бұрын
Omg this kid is hilarious 🤣🤣 I want more of him
@milkteamachine4 жыл бұрын
Jaboukie is one of the funniest people alive
@CoCoFantastique4 жыл бұрын
The Milly Rock for the cure dance took me OUT! 😂😂😂😂😂. he is so funny!
@robinsonshe064 жыл бұрын
Jeez, the police killin dog comparison.... harsh.... 😷
@greyson-j4 жыл бұрын
thank god jaboukie is speaking in the daily show videos because he can't delete these 2 hours later
@nikkid79634 жыл бұрын
He’s beyond awesome! He’s so funny!
@BeastNationXIV4 жыл бұрын
Spoiler: Jaboukie is still a beautiful man. And on that note, I'm out. ❤✌
@NYC19274 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious!
@peri38184 жыл бұрын
Love the Trump line. Well known saying, rich or poor it is good to have money.
@angelesramos47794 жыл бұрын
I like your comedy. Keep it coming! 🙂
@CforChi14 жыл бұрын
Hahahh,Dude,you are funny 😄 Money buys access indeed 😂
@GraceMarieMoody4 жыл бұрын
We need more Jaboukie
@artplayground21984 жыл бұрын
Hey y'all have been reading my comments! I'm always saying I'm gonna eat the rich but lately I've decided I'm just gonna eat Kim k's Friesian horses LMFAO
@hingrezi15564 жыл бұрын
This is amazing!
@fertiledirt93694 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaeahaha thanks I'm still trying to get back to my island
@bigsadie55574 жыл бұрын
Eat the rich! 🤣
@a.taylor82944 жыл бұрын
This is great!
@christianbolles18744 жыл бұрын
Jaboukie is my hero
@RhodianColossus4 жыл бұрын
Love it, I was watching this video during my hour long shower :D
@edub7x4 жыл бұрын
I was crying of laughter at 25:46
@mlggamer52964 жыл бұрын
That face mask both made me and my mom collectively laugh. Same with the hand condoms
@santanias054 жыл бұрын
We love you jabokie
@curtismwilliams2 жыл бұрын
lol. Squirtbox!
@jamaicas4 жыл бұрын
jaboukie is the funniest person on twitter
@evahayden56704 жыл бұрын
Anyone born, or lived, in Europe in the 80s and 90s cannot donate blood either. While being able to donate in Europe, thousands of military families, and also immigrants, cannot donate blood in the US.
@athenawolf44674 жыл бұрын
Wait, why is this?
@Landithy4 жыл бұрын
Damn you for making me google "chic jorts".
@YNGKING014 жыл бұрын
That's a nice ass apt. Jaboukie has. That Comedy Central money most be hitting lol
@iamallamaninja4 жыл бұрын
I love him so much
@carolyngriffin89674 жыл бұрын
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.................
@crowtalez7664 жыл бұрын
Remember the madea baby oil scene? Yeah drag your roommate out on to that cold floor 😐🤷 maybe that's why I don't have friends but if I'm paying half the bill the water bill will drop as I drop you
@walterthorne57824 жыл бұрын
thanks for being awesome, thanks for being look outs, thanks for being speakers. you are all so much more than that.
@littlekim89364 жыл бұрын
Should have been all the moments
@Mojo_3.144 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but I can't see Jaboukie in that mask without Doja Cat - Go To Town playing in my head...
@M0053yfate4 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas everyone!
@brookParsons4 жыл бұрын
💓🔥😇 tell T-bone I miss Him so!! Jabouki..U so Funny 💗!!!!
@beautifulcrazy4 жыл бұрын
Shocking!
@KikiT924 жыл бұрын
The lady cleaning her toilet gave me shivers. Using the brush it to clean the whole toilet? In and out? Including the seat? what next, the fuckin sink?? Good lord...
@jrubenstein4 жыл бұрын
I want more of Jiboukie in my life!
@trentanderson23404 жыл бұрын
Al Pacino said he be lucky to make 7.5 million dollars this year. LOL
@xyneqanon11344 жыл бұрын
I had no idea about that policy where gay people cannot donate blood. USA you amazed me once again. The land where bigotery keeps on giving 🤦♀️
@krishnapatel42224 жыл бұрын
Im reading born a crime and took a break to watch lol.
@hahano84404 жыл бұрын
how is it i'm thinking of reading it!! but also not looking for something anxiety inducing right now haha
@navyaprakash75374 жыл бұрын
@@hahano8440 its amazing but depressing af but the way trevor narrates it, it doesnt seem sad at all
@christelheadington11364 жыл бұрын
The audio version was posted on KZfaq, I was a quarter of the way through it and it got yanked !
@krishnapatel42224 жыл бұрын
@@christelheadington1136 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qMuKdNKGmZ-Vp3U.html that one is still up :)
@krishnapatel42224 жыл бұрын
@@hahano8440 Fair enough. It's so great though when you do think it's time. :)
@biancarobinson8284 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💥💥💥💥 shoe game weak!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆⏱9:32🎬🎥
@dovik61444 жыл бұрын
stabbing the box to get rid of the virus does not work. just broke my headphones
@ronaldlawrence22294 жыл бұрын
You know there's a difference between symbols and gestures and actual change.