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The Best of Jaboukie in Quarantine | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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@navyaprakash7537 4 жыл бұрын

'Rich people have one of the best antibodies around" "Money" 🤣🤣🤣

@navyaprakash7537 4 жыл бұрын

@@cyanp0wder if by rich you mean assholes who exploit poor people and evade taxes under the pretense of philanthropy but never actually donate and treat there workers like shit and pay them a horrible wage, then, yeah, I hate rich people And I do support the poor, which means I hate the people who exploit them, and can you guess who those are? I'll give you 3 options: A. The rich B. The rich and C. The rich

@anitaa5514 4 жыл бұрын

@@cyanp0wder ignore these idiots bro

@yokisaga1349 4 жыл бұрын

@@cyanp0wder may be if they didn't exploit from the poor, cheat in taxes then they don't need charity :)

@navyaprakash7537 4 жыл бұрын

@@cyanp0wder you order from Amazon, right? Especially now, during the pandemic, it's an essential service. But Bezos treats his workers like shit. I would recommend watching Patriot Act's episode called Amazon, its on Netflix. And if you watch the episode 'Why billionaires won't save us' it has information on how gates and buffet evade taxes. Also, no one needs a BILLION dollars medium.com/swlh/the-inherent-cruelty-of-a-billionaire-class-3cedb738c4db

@larrynew1 4 жыл бұрын

...by definition.

@ChawanneBurns 4 жыл бұрын

This video should be called "Jaboukie unhinged"lmbo "eat the rich"classic

@VocallyYours3 4 жыл бұрын

I love Jaboukie he’s such a cutie pie 🥰...

@BeastNationXIV 4 жыл бұрын

He's the reason why... 😁

@cristya2042 4 жыл бұрын

Hes jus soooo adorableeee.. I love him!!!💖💕💓💗❤😍😂🤣

@purityisastateofmind7439 4 жыл бұрын

Saaaaaaame 😂💕

@karigreyd2808 3 жыл бұрын

And funny af👌

@lauriem4112 4 жыл бұрын

"Do you have any clothes your mom bought you?"😂😂😂😂

@natashamwango2691 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody can smell anybody on zoom 😂

@swaneeriver5677 4 жыл бұрын

🤣😅😂😅😅

@aborachis1649 4 жыл бұрын

I lost it when the blood started shaking with that music. haha

@thesinaclwon 4 жыл бұрын

"Brooklyn cough party" 🤣🤣🤣

@cristya2042 4 жыл бұрын

I was like wtf?!?! When he said that😂🤣😂🤣

@mcoguyaj 4 жыл бұрын

During the Pulse Nightclub shooting the next day Orlando was in a blood crisis and thousands of gay men and women stood in line to donate they only took the gay women and when that story hit the news the same day as it was happening the straight people here were outraged and the next day the blood banks wee overwhelmed with so many people they stood in lines for hours as the gay community handed out water and food, brought chairs and umbrellas so shade people from the sun since it was June and hot as hell for days this happened till they had enough blood for the hospitals. This need to stop now so people who need it can get it.

@sohyangworld1544 4 жыл бұрын

Punctuation...

@ladymonstergirl 4 жыл бұрын

"we need science and not stigma."

@solrac9163 4 жыл бұрын

I lost it at take my blood bruh 😂🤣😂🤣

@shawndeignan8290 4 жыл бұрын

I haven’t been able to donate since college-because I’m an Army Brat and lived in West Germany in the early 80s.

@king20247 4 жыл бұрын

That damn Jaboukie had me laughing so hard.. i damn near pee on my self..

@RToCastro 3 жыл бұрын

"Cough parties... sometimes there's marijuana sometimes there's not." LMAO.

@TheeExOh 4 жыл бұрын

I swear I’ll riot if he ever leaves this show 😂

@christmastiger 4 жыл бұрын

Unless he gets his own show, which I would watch daily (even if it is a weekly show)

@batmanismexican1873 4 жыл бұрын

🤣 I like every bad guy in the movie has an escape helicopter dude

@AxxLAfriku 4 жыл бұрын

I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear bat

@cheknfaks 4 жыл бұрын

Jaboukie is a good candidate for the next Daily Show after Trevor retires.

@nartouzumaki8232 4 жыл бұрын

nah thats jordans future job

@macaoron 3 жыл бұрын

No Jaboukie should be offered his own show already

@jessicah3450 3 жыл бұрын

@@nartouzumaki8232 Jordan already had a show

@nartouzumaki8232 3 жыл бұрын

@@jessicah3450 i know and it was great.. but that doesnt mean he cant get another

@whizthesugoi 3 жыл бұрын

I don't think so It would be cool to have a female asian to host it next

@bluehalo8604 4 жыл бұрын

Jaboukie is going places, man! I can't wait to see what's in store for him. Trevor has a SUPER talented crew!

@granville7 4 жыл бұрын

3:06 that peach and Jaboukie's obsession with it. dead^^

@an_earth_angel 4 жыл бұрын

Jaboukie is EVERY LGBTQ+ person who has seen CMBYN

@madisonperdue7748 4 жыл бұрын

“AND BACHELORETTE DATES” hahahahah in dead

@oscarard7482 4 жыл бұрын

lol that fine fabulous bliod dancing though 😂

@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 4 жыл бұрын

Scientist: If we send an astronaut to the sun, he’ll burn..🔥 Trump Supporters: What if we send him at night?..🥴

@bluerose6612 4 жыл бұрын

Dittzx. Well said. You hit the nail on the head.

@lynnerobinson7185 4 жыл бұрын

Dittzx yes i would like to send Yrump and congress someplace and to never return

@lynnerobinson7185 4 жыл бұрын

Trump

@keyeemanna636 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣That's so perfect. 😊

@njosborne6152 4 жыл бұрын

Send them out on the Ship of State The $$ Malignant Narcissistic Cheato 🦠☠️🤗Trump’s Pandemic🤗☠️🦠 With the biggelist of parades, on a blue wave. 🌊🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬

@elithegreat7865 4 жыл бұрын

I’m officially a fan of this cutie I was laughing nonstop

@carlpen850 4 жыл бұрын

That's right... if gay people don't have sex then they can pass for straight married people

@wendybusby9415 4 жыл бұрын

I find this revolting. You have the antibodies but you can not donate because you are gay? That is just so wrong in so many ways. This country is over.

@adriennebrailsford6291 4 жыл бұрын

Wendy Busby #cancelledcountry

@BenFrankarts 4 жыл бұрын

23:34 when Walter kinda tilts his little head 🥰😁😁☺️ I love that doggy!

@michellefu4002 4 жыл бұрын

IKR? Michael Costa gets on my nerves 90% of the time.... But Walter just won my ❤️

@besslee4678 4 жыл бұрын

Jaboukie looks like he could be Trevor's son.

@whizthesugoi 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, trevor is like, 36 or something and he is 26, so

@besslee4678 3 жыл бұрын

@@whizthesugoi well, I guess it's impossible for Jaboukie to be Trevor's son

@tiarastevens6278 4 жыл бұрын

That doctor in the second scene has a nice ass living room

@sclad9053 4 жыл бұрын

His butt. Omg!!

@pharrelljavier1288 4 жыл бұрын

s clad I swear I had to reread it😂😭

@morekgosi 4 жыл бұрын

14:22 KILLED me 😂😂😂 Jaboukie has just saved me from a bad day

@wellesradio 4 жыл бұрын

I’m straight, but if I had to consciously try to act so as to look nonchalantly straight, I would fail miserably. Closeted homophobes would be screaming out, “There’s the gay guy! Get him!”

@haitiancreolewithluciano 4 жыл бұрын

*Jaboukie is such a great talent*

@mixxi996 4 жыл бұрын

@Leopold huh?

@anitaa5514 4 жыл бұрын

@Aron Toulouse gay

@oceanman2413 4 жыл бұрын

@@anitaa5514 your name has kkk in it, huh weird

@alfiona7951 4 жыл бұрын

Escape helicopters? It's not a zombie apocalypse tf.

@sohyangworld1544 4 жыл бұрын

Right?

@francescapowell1538 4 жыл бұрын

Close enough in their books!

@luciaisa2431 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr!

@nathanpieterse6644 4 жыл бұрын

The government can give everyone that self testing kits as a start, to get this under control.

@BenFrankarts 4 жыл бұрын

Yep. And had we started production back in February we would all be getting test kits every couple weeks delivered to our door by now. This dumbfuck is why we have over 130,000 deaths so far.

@Prince_the_One 4 жыл бұрын

@johnny walker his plan is to get him and all his buddies as rich as possible tbh

@IndigoBellyDance 4 жыл бұрын

‘Dan your date can’t smell u over zoom’ 😆😆

@DaniloFSilva-gf2kt 4 жыл бұрын

Jaboukie is adorable 😍!

@Kinsey6King 4 жыл бұрын

Damn this dude is surely Italian 1) He uses his hands to talk. 2) he’s a stallion

@alannac.7392 4 жыл бұрын

He’s Jamaican

@erou321 4 жыл бұрын

Alie_Armyexol C. no he's italian

@alannac.7392 4 жыл бұрын

Vivian M His parents are Jamaican. What are you saying...

@EtaGrayIzardWay 4 жыл бұрын

“Your look should kinda say I’m looking for a girlfriend ...to shop for me because I can’t shop for myself.” 😂😂😂 Straight men ARE children. Why do I have to date them??

@RhodianColossus 4 жыл бұрын

You don't have to! Bi dudes are available and while still unfortunately dudes, much better than their het counterparts :D

@EtaGrayIzardWay 4 жыл бұрын

Cameron Eridan Haha! True true

@OZ-hn2sh 4 жыл бұрын

That's totally True. Straight man are a mess! They can wear the same outfit all fricking year! 😅😅

@jackbaker3378 4 жыл бұрын

I have been with a bi dude for 20 years... Still says he is straight.. never tells me how to dress because of my depression but won't go out worse than a straight man every time.. but yet won't admit he's bi. He says he's (now after loving him to death.. I know probably wrong.. but telling him about my pansexuality.) He keeps saying he's either bi curious or straight trying to make his wife happy. I'm happy with him and him only.. I don't need anyone else. I feel like he does.. I fucking hate society

@jackbaker3378 4 жыл бұрын

When I say comes out like a straight man.. I mean dress better than me. And when I mean anything else about me being happy with just him.. he constantly brings men ( I approve never out of my control) and we were 13. shits hard. They're trying to take our kids over this shit

@dudebruh3302 4 жыл бұрын

I love these best of qurantine. They are so good

@tamekadawson398 4 жыл бұрын

Jaboukie I could sit and listen to u all day 💯

@louisehimikhuai9141 4 жыл бұрын

"For the last decade we have had a Coronavirus vaccine program", wait what? A decade !!! Wow!

@nikjones9219 4 жыл бұрын

A coronavirus is a family of Virus. Find an old bottle of bleach or a dog vaccine or something of similar nature and read the label.

@cyborglion4179 4 жыл бұрын

@@nikjones9219 ah yes. A dog vaccine. Something everyone has lying around. I agree with you but that's a wierd example.

@luzq6430 4 жыл бұрын

omg i follow jaboukie on twitter and this is the first time i've seen his face SO CRAZY HAHA

@laurensegars4504 4 жыл бұрын

At least his videos don't get deleted like most of his tweets do lol.

@Bisexualdragon4042 4 жыл бұрын

In High school we used to joke about those questions and all of us lied. Because guess what half my school was in the LGBT+ community. They were getting our blood no matter what. I'm not saying lie~ but~ your not hurting anyone.

@poptic123 4 жыл бұрын

11:25 lmaoooooo did u break your broom for the spear?? JABOUKIEEE 😂

@EvansvilleJill 4 жыл бұрын

You just know that Jaboukie's Mother claps with each syllable when she's pissed off.

@chrisspiers6310 4 жыл бұрын

Love Jaboukie!💖He’s hilarious! 😂😂😂

@erez2111 4 жыл бұрын

Rich people the ultimate preppers the survive in style.

@refiloesemethe9947 4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one here who started calculating Jaboukie's age?

@Kareem12f 3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@pjyt 4 жыл бұрын

How did Trevor hold a neutral face, when Jaboukie mentioned how GoT becomes a better show starting as a very bad one. :-D

@leilachioze6983 4 жыл бұрын

Cough party... I'm dead😹😹

@lynnerobinson7185 4 жыл бұрын

Of course the rich are covered

@spookus5430 4 жыл бұрын

8:42 I was literally shook when he said my name...

@SewPaMc 4 жыл бұрын

Jaboukie is a mess!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@bekr3473 4 жыл бұрын

13:04 why is the door closed now?😱

@chaosemblems 4 жыл бұрын

"take my blood, brah"

@coopermena6750 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t do that again! 😂🤣😜😀

@afriquedamy3079 3 жыл бұрын

06:09 Damn, Lukus Estok has the cutest laugh in history

@raymondmanso-tirado9125 4 жыл бұрын

This had me laughing..and so informative.

@kikospice165 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣 Your whole team is hilarious I love this show 🖤

@Metropolitangirl 4 жыл бұрын

Omg this kid is hilarious 🤣🤣 I want more of him

@milkteamachine 4 жыл бұрын

Jaboukie is one of the funniest people alive

@CoCoFantastique 4 жыл бұрын

The Milly Rock for the cure dance took me OUT! 😂😂😂😂😂. he is so funny!

@robinsonshe06 4 жыл бұрын

Jeez, the police killin dog comparison.... harsh.... 😷

@greyson-j 4 жыл бұрын

thank god jaboukie is speaking in the daily show videos because he can't delete these 2 hours later

@nikkid7963 4 жыл бұрын

He’s beyond awesome! He’s so funny!

@BeastNationXIV 4 жыл бұрын

Spoiler: Jaboukie is still a beautiful man. And on that note, I'm out. ❤✌

@NYC1927 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious!

@peri3818 4 жыл бұрын

Love the Trump line. Well known saying, rich or poor it is good to have money.

@angelesramos4779 4 жыл бұрын

I like your comedy. Keep it coming! 🙂

@CforChi1 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahh,Dude,you are funny 😄 Money buys access indeed 😂

@GraceMarieMoody 4 жыл бұрын

We need more Jaboukie

@artplayground2198 4 жыл бұрын

Hey y'all have been reading my comments! I'm always saying I'm gonna eat the rich but lately I've decided I'm just gonna eat Kim k's Friesian horses LMFAO

@hingrezi1556 4 жыл бұрын

This is amazing!

@fertiledirt9369 4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaeahaha thanks I'm still trying to get back to my island

@bigsadie5557 4 жыл бұрын

Eat the rich! 🤣

@a.taylor8294 4 жыл бұрын

This is great!

@christianbolles1874 4 жыл бұрын

Jaboukie is my hero

@RhodianColossus 4 жыл бұрын

Love it, I was watching this video during my hour long shower :D

@edub7x 4 жыл бұрын

I was crying of laughter at 25:46

@mlggamer5296 4 жыл бұрын

That face mask both made me and my mom collectively laugh. Same with the hand condoms

@santanias05 4 жыл бұрын

We love you jabokie

@curtismwilliams 2 жыл бұрын

lol. Squirtbox!

@jamaicas 4 жыл бұрын

jaboukie is the funniest person on twitter

@evahayden5670 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone born, or lived, in Europe in the 80s and 90s cannot donate blood either. While being able to donate in Europe, thousands of military families, and also immigrants, cannot donate blood in the US.

@athenawolf4467 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, why is this?

@Landithy 4 жыл бұрын

Damn you for making me google "chic jorts".

@YNGKING01 4 жыл бұрын

That's a nice ass apt. Jaboukie has. That Comedy Central money most be hitting lol

@iamallamaninja 4 жыл бұрын

I love him so much

@carolyngriffin8967 4 жыл бұрын

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.................

@crowtalez766 4 жыл бұрын

Remember the madea baby oil scene? Yeah drag your roommate out on to that cold floor 😐🤷 maybe that's why I don't have friends but if I'm paying half the bill the water bill will drop as I drop you

@walterthorne5782 4 жыл бұрын

thanks for being awesome, thanks for being look outs, thanks for being speakers. you are all so much more than that.

@littlekim8936 4 жыл бұрын

Should have been all the moments

@Mojo_3.14 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry but I can't see Jaboukie in that mask without Doja Cat - Go To Town playing in my head...

@M0053yfate 4 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas everyone!

@brookParsons 4 жыл бұрын

💓🔥😇 tell T-bone I miss Him so!! Jabouki..U so Funny 💗!!!!

@beautifulcrazy 4 жыл бұрын

Shocking!

@KikiT92 4 жыл бұрын

The lady cleaning her toilet gave me shivers. Using the brush it to clean the whole toilet? In and out? Including the seat? what next, the fuckin sink?? Good lord...

@jrubenstein 4 жыл бұрын

I want more of Jiboukie in my life!

@trentanderson2340 4 жыл бұрын

Al Pacino said he be lucky to make 7.5 million dollars this year. LOL

@xyneqanon1134 4 жыл бұрын

I had no idea about that policy where gay people cannot donate blood. USA you amazed me once again. The land where bigotery keeps on giving 🤦‍♀️

@krishnapatel4222 4 жыл бұрын

Im reading born a crime and took a break to watch lol.

@hahano8440 4 жыл бұрын

how is it i'm thinking of reading it!! but also not looking for something anxiety inducing right now haha

@navyaprakash7537 4 жыл бұрын

@@hahano8440 its amazing but depressing af but the way trevor narrates it, it doesnt seem sad at all

@christelheadington1136 4 жыл бұрын

The audio version was posted on KZfaq, I was a quarter of the way through it and it got yanked !

@krishnapatel4222 4 жыл бұрын

@@christelheadington1136 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qMuKdNKGmZ-Vp3U.html that one is still up :)

@krishnapatel4222 4 жыл бұрын

@@hahano8440 Fair enough. It's so great though when you do think it's time. :)

@biancarobinson828 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💥💥💥💥 shoe game weak!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆⏱9:32🎬🎥

@dovik6144 4 жыл бұрын

stabbing the box to get rid of the virus does not work. just broke my headphones

@ronaldlawrence2229 4 жыл бұрын

You know there's a difference between symbols and gestures and actual change.

@andreafranco3675 4 жыл бұрын

all I'm gonna say is... eat the rich