Slamz Dunk: This entire administration screams corruption! 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

Or he could be working on a mixtape

If only he knew how to whisper corruption, he wouldn't be in this mess.

IKR? If he is the EPA Secretary, then who is going to listen to his calls? It's not like he works in an open office. Not like he can't tell someone who might be eavesdropping to go away; or even, "You're fired for being nosy!"... What kind of whiny little bitch gets a job as a Prince of the Kingdom then doesn't have the cojones to stop the vassals from listening in on his phone calls? And WTF is the bitch talking about at work that he is so desperate not to have listened to? Is he having phone sex with Putin, like his boss?

DaikFlowkes lol!

"Looting and polluting is not the way, hear what Captain Planet has to say....................................................... The power is yours!" Holy fuck, the relevancy is mindblowing.

KingOfMadCows We need the Funny or Die version of Captain Planet (Look it up it's funny) too turn Pruitt and the other Environmental evil do-ers into trees

mkleejr34 Where's Don Cheadle when we need him the most?!

I was actually hoping Trevor would use that as a punchline. Maybe a little obscure for some people. Oh well. The bear still works.

Yeah it sounds like Loot N Plunder wants to be a Bond villain considering the bullet proof desk.

Well there is enough evidence to support a RICO case.

CezaMVO you mean a revolution?

Justice would be trump and his entire administration getting publicly executed for treason against the United States of America and humanity.

Zach Lepkoske, Yeah, a revolution, that's the word! How do we do that?

Wasn’t that the whole point of the Second Amendment and all US citizens carrying guns: to overthrow a government that no longer serves their needs?

No way this jackass is taking something for free. He'll find a way to make us pay for it.

The prize is getting fired

hahaha!

varying-degrees yes

Dude, you be old. I totally remember the cone of silence and I am definitely AARP material.

Mary Rose Kent LOL, I'm old enough to have watched a lot of old shows on Nick At Night (I'm 37) but I haven't had cable in like ten years so I don't know if they have those on anymore.

Varying-degrees: I win...I watched it on the original broadcast, in black and white because my family was too poor to own a color set, with rabbit ears (I’ll explain if you don’t know what those are).

They actually made a movie of it a few years back with Steve Carell, which I thought was pretty good.

just wait until he hears that all his calls are MONITORED BY THE GOVERNMENT ANYWAY. that will really blow his mind.

I didn't know they made bullet proof desks, so you learn something new every day, I guess.

Its true though, that interviewer went into him like he killed his parents. Pruitt was stuttering and the interviewer was still firing off hard quesitons and the second Pruitt gets to answer one a harder one follows.

The interviewer, Ed Henry, has a background at CNN. I think he and Shep Smith are kept around to give the appearance of “fair and balanced.” Generally Fox gives softball questions to pretty much all Republicans.

Pruitt is very toxic to the taxpayers the EPA should look for a way to ban him.

It looked a lot like a hit job. Like, I've NEVER seen a Fox interview come at someone on Trump's team like that. Trump might like Pruitt but something tells me another powerful person doesn't.

To be fair to FOX (Wow, never thought I'd say that), they *are* supposed to be conservative and Pruitt wasted a lot of taxpayer money on personal shit, which is only okay when Trump does it in a tax break

Dante Crailman that's what happens when we elect a president that is the opposite of what we need

Because they know they can get away with it: Trump's followers will believe everything he says while the people who claim to be the most progressive would rather jerk themselves off by voting third party than risk being responsible for anything.

They're all billionaires we were told those were the best for success in public office.

whoever bids the highest, plays the dirtiest, and benefits the most supports people like dump, continually makes moves to keep power

Because "what people needed" isn't what "economic interests needed".

Especially the lip thing to match Stallone!

EXACTLY!!

I stalked your profile pic. You're cute and I know that this is creepy, but I had to tell you.😜

andrew miller I know right?

andrew miller I try but keep failing. Help me!

Everettel It's probably a sewage dam at this point

Everettel Drained the swamp, filled it with sewage and the explosive turds are bursting to the surface then die, only to plug up the drain.

With Pennywise living in it. (It's Kellyanne.)

Alex Toski lmao ur welcome😂🤣😂🤣

MRiGOThim I could look at him all day ❤️

Lucene Olivera ikr I bet he smells so good too☺️😊☺️😚

alexdapostman stop reading after u said OFF TOPIC😩

Do you know that Michelle Obama spent $100 million of your taxpayer money on vacations, shopping in Europe, etc., all inclusive with personal cigs and drinks???

We have a turn scheduled for November, but I agree this shit is really starting to pile up.

BERN, BABY, BERN!!!

Zymon Ramirez I'm dead ass shocked. Like, why the hell can't they show signs of common sense more often and stop accepting money to be fed false lies. Every once in a blue moon they'll call out someone's bs but 99% of the time they spout bs

Wolf: Well, that makes sense since this whole administration seems like an alternate Onionesque universe.

Wolf The EPA made collecting rainwater illegal. This was under Obama... .

+Wolf: Was that to do with air pollution in the water or was that more a Bolivia situation?

I can take one look at Pruitt, and actually find that statement believable.

Papa Taurean He is a Cpt. Planet villain

He IS one of the villains!

Lol captain planet old school lmaooooo

Looten Plunder probably :P

Allen Burt: Not to mention Sessions and Zinke.

Allen Burt: Oh, and the VP

Allen Burt The Trump Administration is basically a giant who's who of who can fuck up the country more spectacularly than any President in our collective history.

Allen Burt Betsy "Schools will do better if we pick apart their already awful funding" Devos

Amen to that, Wolfboss.

MagnuMagnus More like backing up... and flooding the bathroom. Swamps actually have lovely plants and are a haven for animals. :)

Tetsu Hatano well money is made out of paper which comes some trees so.....

Tetsu Hatano The irony is he heads the EPA which is supposed to care and nurture the environment; not to destroy it. If Trump doesn't fire him after such blatant ethical violations, the Republican led congress must have the moral backbone and power to vote him out of office.

Blessing John Chelliah Not going to happen. Jellyfish have more backbone than the Republicans in Congress.

Blessing John Chelliah and sadly enough he is doing what trump hires him to do so more then likely he doesn’t give a shit

If Trump is the leader against the Left, then sign me up for Left. I am sure they have more brain cells then Trump.

No, not “want to,” but “are.” Gotta love a(nother) Bat Shit Crazy guy who demands a bulletproof desk to ward off all the potential “desk assassins.” It’s not Desk Assassinators who kill desks: It’s desks that hide in the deep interwebz, them there desk illuminati armed with high velocity drawers! Pruitt is standing up for the however many of those (via)gara-fukkin-ma-teed by the Bill of Blights those lefty libtards are taking away from those of us who are responsible desk assassinators! We know how to protect our own from the gub’ment and them libtards without hidin’ behind our ginormous girth, heh heh. Our guts are so big, so straight up attention and pussy grabbin, so....protruding, they have their own zip code! I’m proud to spend the tax payers money on upholding the biggest bunch of responsible desk assassinators in this here u-knighted-states-and you can see my bumpstock high velocity woodie anytime, baby! I got this here soundproof booth so we kin have us an orifice party here at the Environmental ProSnuff/Destruction Agency without any of that there incremental evidence left-No Stormy payments from us, ohhellno. Desk assassination now, Desk assassination then, Desk assassination for ever!

alexdapostman what are you babbling on about...Black unemployment *🤦🏼‍♂️Oye Ve!!*

alexdapostman *"IT'S COMEDY!!!! NOBODY CARES!!!* Do you really really really think trump (lc) is the first person in the Oval Office to be targeted by late night television. **NO!!!** Stop whining!!

alexdapostman *YOUR WELCOME*.... actually you don't know anything about me so stop pretending you do.

Jerminator 356 House of cards is too intellectual for trump administration, only inner monologue that Trump has is deciding on what McDonald's food to inhale and wondering which of the female staff he might be able to grab and get away with.

tom mcfeely I don't think trump's as dumb as he looks .at least for the countries sake I hope so

Rey Alonsagay The bestest!

The smartest of the smartest people this side of the marriage between Sarah Huckleberry Dingbat, the love child of Frumpty Dumpty and (recurring installments of) Spanx Tensile Engineering Disasters.

Charlotte I'm afraid his fake hair is older than you.

Charlotte so never

Charlotte XD And the Sableye makes it so much funnier!!!

I thought liberals & Democrats didn't believe in body shaming and always promoted body positivity, but here you guys are, making fun of a man's appearance...

hevquip What? Who's liberal or democrat here? We're progressives. Besides, it's not a man, it's Trump. That's like calling a lamp a woman. Still a lamp. About the same IQ as Trump though.

Kristasboyfriend Yep. While committing beastiality with polar bears.

heidybsu sosa funny 😂😂😂😂👍

heidybsu sosa 😂

lazyperfectionist1: Maybe he’ll get Ryan Zinke to join the dog-and-pony show. 🐕🐎🐕🐎🐕🐎🐕🐎🐕🐎

Mary Rose Kent: Yep. He's inconsistent enough.

Daffy Duck On Steroids.

mkleejr34: What was legally taken from Michael Cohen’s office(s) and residence(s) was done so under a subpoena issued by the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York, not the Special Counsel’s office. State, not national-different deal entirely.

Jun123: It’s Opposite Day, only it lasts for the entire Cheeto Administration.🔪💉🔪💉💉🔪💉🔪💉🔪💉🔪💉

Environmental POLLUTION Agency!

The EPA is evil They made collecting rain water illegal. This was under the Obama administration.

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